🎖・multiplayer

[obtuse crater]

this is Chiron

[deft iris]

he's on android

[obtuse crater]

this is Terzo

[agile torrent]

Yet didn’t get any gift

[deft iris]

terzo = ios

chiron = and

[karmic dragon]

Isn't it beautiful???

[slate crypt]

Why not the performante that’s fcked up

[frozen spire]

camaro = win

[plain pumice]

Finally can stop buying these bps

[karmic dragon]

@agile torrent you need to be a premium user

[frozen spire]

good job amateur

[obtuse crater]

A premium user of what?

[karmic dragon]

Asphalt 9

[plain pumice]

@frozen spire thanks

[karmic dragon]

To be premium user you need to spend at least $100 US

[obtuse crater]

he's in Singapore lol

[karmic dragon]

I'm in ancient Rome

[deft iris]

i'm from italy

my dad owns lamborghini

[karmic dragon]

My dad owns Bugatti

Scrub

[deft iris]

v3ry v3ry c00l

my ded g4v3 partnership t0 asphalt 9

v3ry c00l

[karmic dragon]

My dad is Ant1

Wait no that's my dad's boyfriend

WAIT

[deft iris]

woah woah woah

i will casually

step back

to general

[karmic dragon]

No come here

Get closer

Shhh

Let me tell you a secret

[deft iris]

yes

[plain pumice]

No

They are watching

[karmic dragon]

Ur mom big gae

[plain pumice]

Cool

[obtuse crater]

Rachel is your big gae

[karmic dragon]

@plain pumice nobody is watching 🤨

[plain pumice]

Lol that emoji doesn't exist on my phone

We are

[obtuse crater]

Droidjis

[plain pumice]

👀 😁

[deft iris]

very very cool

[plain pumice]

Someone really get any gift?!

[twilit timber]

no rewarddios

big rippo dippo

[plain pumice]

Big pippo😏

[languid lake]

🤔👆

[twilit timber]

hahaha

hahahahaha

hahaha

ha

ha

[karmic dragon]

Hahahahaha

Hahaha

Haha

ha

[deft iris]

ez ez ez

hmmmm

i cant wait to shockwave through it

360s everywhere

gang gang

w0w0w0w

[plain pumice]

This has gone

[deft iris]

wow they have so much emotes

[karmic dragon]

[deft iris]

[karmic dragon]

[plain pumice]

Im trying to think of a word that wont get me banned and gets my point across

[deft iris]

[twilit timber]

hey guys

[plain pumice]

[twilit timber]

I found some PC pieces around the internet

[deft iris]

r33333

[karmic dragon]

🙏

We all need Jesus

[plain pumice]

I dont

[twilit timber]

@kind mauve

[languid lake]

Woah..

[twilit timber]

ohoooo

I love being a snitch

[languid lake]

I saw that..

[twilit timber]

also stop with the cancer please

and NOW

the PC pieces

[karmic dragon]

I have cancer that's not funny

[kind mauve]

????

[deft iris]

hello eros

hows ur day

multiplayer was good for me

[karmic dragon]

Helloooo

[twilit timber]

he edited random messages with . saying obscene stuff

@kind mauve

and now you won't believe me because he deleted it all

[languid lake]

🤔

[twilit timber]

,-,

[karmic dragon]

Plz don't ban I'll stop

[kind mauve]

Did you screenshot it?

[deft iris]

what

[languid lake]

.-.

[twilit timber]

I didn't have time

[deft iris]

i can snake on anyone

[deft iris]

and i can get banned

[twilit timber]

I'm searching for PC pieces

[karmic dragon]

Omg Ryan

[twilit timber]

@kind mauve enough proof?

[deft iris]

0mq

[twilit timber]

lul

[deft iris]

so guys

how was your multiplayer

[kind mauve]

I mean, sure, but it's just one SS.

[deft iris]

mine was amazing

[twilit timber]

word from 2 people isn't enough?

[deft iris]

@kind mauve you can fake screenshots btw

[frozen spire]

hahah

[pliant quartz]

hi

[deft iris]

i wouldn't trust imo

[karmic dragon]

I'll stop just warn me, I'm sorry

[languid lake]

Mine was full of vipers...

[twilit timber]

also does that look fake at all?

[pliant quartz]

I just lost 50 points

[deft iris]

lmao i can fake you saying some random stuff

[pliant quartz]

in mp

[deft iris]

and you'll be like

[pliant quartz]

lel

[deft iris]

'no thats a lie its fake'

[languid lake]

🤔 seems legit

[twilit timber]

fake it like in that sceenshot

modify it

[deft iris]

lmao ez

[twilit timber]

and see if it's very similar

if it isn't, you're a big liar

[plain pumice]

What is happening?

[deft iris]

i wouldn't classify that as

[languid lake]

~~ nothing~~

[twilit timber]

randomness is happening

[deft iris]

proof

[twilit timber]

because you're dumb

lol

@deft iris

[pliant quartz]

randomness

[plain pumice]

Can this chat be normal for 2 seconds?

[deft iris]

nah

[languid lake]

Idk can it?

[twilit timber]

this chat is normal

[pliant quartz]

@plain pumice lol no

[plain pumice]

Ok were good

[deft iris]

screenshots can easily be faked

lmao

[karmic dragon]

Yeah

[wheat onyx]

😒

[deft iris]

if i fake you saying some random stuff

and you get banned

that'd be unfair

[twilit timber]

except for the fact that Jamenuses started the random obscene stuff

[karmic dragon]

I didn't do anything

[deft iris]

sorry, video it

[twilit timber]

also spaz9 you saw that

[plain pumice]

I counted 2 seconds of nothing after my message

[deft iris]

then it'd be classified as proof

[twilit timber]

big lul

[pliant quartz]

i mean it is called "A channel dedicated to the MP mode"

[deft iris]

no i didn't

[twilit timber]

yes you did

[deft iris]

na

nah

[twilit timber]

but you ain't no snitch

lul

[pliant quartz]

everyone chill

[twilit timber]

that's why

[deft iris]

i will snitch

[twilit timber]

lol I'm chilling

[karmic dragon]

🍿

[deft iris]

if people are in the wrong

[twilit timber]

I'm laughing

[frozen spire]

sorry @twilit timber if it comes from me you'll need a different mod to address it, no warnings for bypassing swear filter with proof. even though the guy clearly wouldn't be apologizing if he hadn't done it but hey, can't bother that mod!

[pliant quartz]

tell me whats happening

[deft iris]

but i didn't see him do anything

[twilit timber]

it's fine lul

[deft iris]

let's cut this conversation

[twilit timber]

it's just nothing

[deft iris]

because we are flooding the chat

[frozen spire]

agree

[deft iris]

so guys i am currently in silver

[karmic dragon]

Wow this became a huge thing

[deft iris]

rank

[twilit timber]

so huge lol

[deft iris]

position 20k

pp?

[pliant quartz]

@twilit timber ...

[deft iris]

what does that mean

[frozen spire]

you win 20k tokens

[karmic dragon]

Today's opposite day

[twilit timber]

pepe

[deft iris]

pepe?

[pliant quartz]

don't tell @deft iris

[obtuse crater]

that pp*ni

[twilit timber]

pponi

a pponi

[karmic dragon]

Pepperoni

[deft iris]

hm

i put that on my favourite stuff

like pizza

[karmic dragon]

I'mma go get donuts

[oblique lantern]

Enjoy

[deft iris]

donuts hurt my head

[obtuse crater]

enjoys from someone eating Ant1

[deft iris]

12:34 am

wowie

[twilit timber]

Also, I found some PC pieces (at the internet, not sure if I'll buy or not) to switch over at my actual PC. I found an Core i5 3470, a GT 1030 (with 2 GB), a 350w font and a RAM of 8 GB for 472 dollars. What do y'all think about that?

Also a motherboard too

[pliant quartz]

I think donuts are just great

[deft iris]

last time i had one

was 1 week ago

but that 1 week ago i didn't have for 10 years

[pliant quartz]

?

[twilit timber]

@plain pumice hey, I spoke with you about pc stuff

[pliant quartz]

that makes no sense to me xd

[twilit timber]

do you know if that's worth to buy?

[deft iris]

basically

last week

its been 10 years

since i had a donut

[pliant quartz]

oh

chad dead?

[twilit timber]

@plain pumice I already have an HD and cabinet

[deft iris]

yes

[pliant quartz]

ya know what's also dead? me

[deft iris]

haha

[twilit timber]

Does anyone else know about computer stuff?

[deft iris]

yeah

im a mac geek

[twilit timber]

oh bye

OMEGALUL

[deft iris]

bye

[twilit timber]

jk jk

I'm not looking for a mac

I want to buy some pieces

[deft iris]

pieces?

[twilit timber]

but I need to know if it's worth it

[deft iris]

you mean pc parts

[twilit timber]

y e a h

[deft iris]

which parts

[pliant quartz]

my brother has an "innapropriate" wallpaper and i fooled him into posting it on Instagram. He is probably on his way to murdering me xd

[twilit timber]

I found some PC parts to switch over at my actual PC. I found an Core i5 3470, a GT 1030 (with 2 GB), a 350w font and a RAM of 8 GB for 472 dollars.

As I said, I already have an HD and a cabinet.

[plain pumice]

@tepid holly dude, what the hell

[pliant quartz]

@twilit timber i'd for sure buy that

[plain pumice]

You knocked me down last second

Kys

[deft iris]

oh

[fresh summit]

Gift from gameloft

[twilit timber]

I want to play Asphalt 9 with the maximum graphics

and 1366x768 resolution

[deft iris]

what i'd do is look at the minimum graphics for a9

[twilit timber]

30 fps is enough

[deft iris]

check if its enough

etc

[plain pumice]

Wait

What was the gifs

[twilit timber]

enough for minimum graphics?

[plain pumice]

Gift

[twilit timber]

@deft iris

[deft iris]

yes

should be enough but still

[twilit timber]

but my actual potato pc is enough for low

[deft iris]

the graphics card

isn't technically

great

[frozen spire]

i cannot type your name but congrats on the LaFerrari bp

[twilit timber]

It can hold GTA V with that i5

[deft iris]

ye

but the graphic

= no no

[twilit timber]

no

[pliant quartz]

@fresh summit that was the gift cuz of server maintanence?

[deft iris]

yes

[twilit timber]

look at this

[oblique lantern]

Its a joke @pliant quartz

[fresh summit]

@oblique lantern shhh

[oblique lantern]

lmao

[twilit timber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C1OSL0XYQk

[pliant quartz]

that's a terrible surprise gift 😂

[deft iris]

hm

[obtuse crater]

post links, a better gift to edit

[twilit timber]

@deft iris So?

[glossy yarrow]

Has anyone actually gotten a Laf BP from the ad packs?

[plain pumice]

Someone tell me what the da,n gift was

[deft iris]

and ur telling me

running a9 with it on max

isn't working

?

[twilit timber]

no

[plain pumice]

Alright no one is listening to me

[pliant quartz]

oh so they are ad packs. im probably gonna get a rare import part

[twilit timber]

I just said I wanted to play with it at max

just that

@plain pumice we don't nkow

[plain pumice]

Go fuc yourselves

[twilit timber]

NKOW

[deft iris]

oh you want to see if its fine

[obtuse crater]

no u

[twilit timber]

I know it's fine

I just said I just wanted it lul

[deft iris]

then what

≥..

[twilit timber]

is it worth it?

for 472 dollars

[pliant quartz]

(0_0) <-- me

[jolly pebble]

this gift

[deft iris]

give sec

[plain pumice]

Yo guys everyone is talking bout gifts

[pliant quartz]

WAIT WHAT?!?!?

pls no meee6

[plain pumice]

Lets make this topic huge, and force GL to give valuable gifts!

[pliant quartz]

60 CHIRON BLUEPRINTS?!?!?!

[glossy yarrow]

Like what's the point of watching those ad packs if they never drop the feature card. The rest of the items are rubbish.

[pliant quartz]

i get 60 chiron blueprints in my dreams

[jolly pebble]

My chiron is now 7 stars

[frozen spire]

nice

[pliant quartz]

wow

[twilit timber]

7-4

[plain pumice]

Hax

[frozen spire]

i wish you luck on getting to 8 soon

[twilit timber]

your Chiron is now 3*

[pliant quartz]

@jolly pebble that's cute. My Mitsubishi is 99999 stars

[deft iris]

for 472 possibly

only good thing is the core

qqq

[plain pumice]

SO WHERE R THESE GIFTS 🎁

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @plain pumice has been warned for 'Capital letters'.

[frozen spire]

i hear that at 9 stars you can put an uber sticker on it

[pliant quartz]

@frozen spire 😂

[deft iris]

thats sad

[twilit timber]

rip

[pliant quartz]

r.i.p

[frozen spire]

womp womp woooooooooowwwwwwww

[twilit timber]

Mine's even worse

[jolly pebble]

7 stars chiron grants 1 wish

[deft iris]

i only have 28

xd

[pliant quartz]

i have my chiron at 4 stars

[twilit timber]

shoosh

ay

no decal but ok

[fresh summit]

Why?

Where's your decal

[plain pumice]

Regera sucks

[twilit timber]

j k

[fresh summit]

Bruh

1v1 me

[twilit timber]

lol no

I succ in the Regera

even though I'm not that bad

[jolly pebble]

does your koenigsegg evora has decal too?

[fresh summit]

Why's bots yous nos 1v1s mes

[twilit timber]

Koenigsegg EVORA?

excuse me

@fresh summit also I'm from Android

I wouldn't be able to 1v1 u

[jolly pebble]

i have koenigsegg evora with decal

[fresh summit]

Omg @twilit timber

You're getting kicked

[twilit timber]

?

O H

it's you

nice AMG I got here

Imagine if that used the Regera

dang

[jolly pebble]

amg has more nitro than regera

[twilit timber]

best time on the weekly competition

OMEGALUL

[fresh summit]

U needs to learns the ching chongs @twilit timber

[twilit timber]

l e a r n s

ok the

THEN

holy fricc useless fingers

omg my fingers just fell off

[frozen spire]

ok now go try mp

[twilit timber]

with?

[fresh summit]

@twilit timber 1v1 me bruh

[twilit timber]

outta fuel bruh

[frozen spire]

toes

[twilit timber]

omegalul

[fresh summit]

Other car bruh

[twilit timber]

ok bruh

lemme go to the bathroom first bruh

[fresh summit]

I'll be waiting

[twilit timber]

knai bruh

[fresh summit]

What u bringing

[pliant quartz]

fight me

u won't

[frozen spire]

i'll give my whole garage to whoever stops saying bruh first

[fresh summit]

Ruck me and tuck me @frozen spire

[twilit timber]

I'm bacc

Max FXX K

[fresh summit]

I'll use my 918

[twilit timber]

actually 3697 rank FXX K but k

[pliant quartz]

@twilit timber nice

[twilit timber]

who'll create?

lemme

[oblique lantern]

Hecc you guys clubracing but Im ios

[pliant quartz]

lol

(.o.)

(/0)

darn

(/0)

-_-

[twilit timber]

omg @fresh summit

n o i c e

[pliant quartz]

0_0

[barren hawk]

Anyone get the gift yet?

🙄

[obtuse crater]

no

not yet for me

[barren hawk]

Same...

What a troll

Thanks GL for that epic troll 🙂

[obtuse crater]

can someone upload to YT at least for their gift

:p

[twilit timber]

@plain pumice ay mate gib gifts

why no gifts gibben

[frozen spire]

i'm out for dinner and the girl. have a stellar night fellow eRacers, enjoy those free lancer gift bps!

[torpid cypress]

Cursed message

[obtuse crater]

your gf cursed it

[frozen spire]

i'll check her purse for terzo bps

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @toxic prairie has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[twilit timber]

Ay mate, gib Lencer bloopreents

[obtuse crater]

wot

[fresh summit]

boi get back here

[twilit timber]

I needa 8* my Lencer, & it needs 10 bloopreents

later

I need 11 BPs to 4* my Viper GTS

[fresh summit]

how did u fail a 360

[twilit timber]

because you were faster

that always happens

[fresh summit]

i was drifting

[twilit timber]

idek then

it's not my fault

game's dumb

[fresh summit]

nab

[twilit timber]

no u

[obtuse crater]

bannab

[twilit timber]

be nab, gone

I mean nab gone, be

Gone nab, be

Gone be, nab

BEGONE

n a b

[fresh summit]

why do we let these nabs into our club

[pliant quartz]

cuz u just let them in

[twilit timber]

like u

[obtuse crater]

like everyone else here

[twilit timber]

🤔

[pliant quartz]

😢

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @long briar has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[pale acorn]

Hello

[pliant quartz]

Alright, @wooden raptor has been reported for 'Warned someone'

[long briar]

lol

We can’t share youtube links in this whole channel???

[sterile epoch]

@long briar no

[pliant quartz]

but yes on #🎥・creator-videos

[sterile epoch]

Is Customer Care alive? Hello ... Gl why u suck so bad man...

🤦

[pliant quartz]

lmao

[sterile epoch]

3 days no response , what a bs..

[long briar]

#🎥・creator-videos is locked for certain members to post only 😦

[pliant quartz]

i lost my a8 account a month ago cuz of their mistake. Asked for a ban and they haven't even e-mailed back

[obtuse crater]

actually you could edit a link after posting a real comment

another trick

[coarse timber]

jessus where is our gift ? 🤔 GL

[obtuse crater]

Im hoping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU2-mS7z3rc

there you go

that's the only trick you should see

even tho haven't posted a video in 4 months

idk if they are going block this trick in the near future, but I'm hoping 70% no

[languid lake]

Ow my ears

[oblique lantern]

Thats more a glitch than a trick

[obtuse crater]

yes a physics glitch

[pliant quartz]

Alright, @wooden raptor has been reported for 'Reporting people'

[obtuse crater]

I always term a physics glitch "trick", due to Gameloft's crappy oof

[pliant quartz]

:p

me when a glitch ruins my mp race

ok sorry :p

:v

[coarse timber]

This guy ffs he using accel & kd hack also respawn teleport 😡 gl do something for kinda those guys

[pliant quartz]

report him

[coarse timber]

i do

[barren hawk]

@coarse timber You think that's bad? Try losing -100 rating to Id!ots who think knocking down is life

😡 😡 😡

[pine kite]

Close race, beat that 5* SV lol

[coarse timber]

@barren hawk what u mean dude ? Oo

[barren hawk]

Losing to a hacker 1 time is not as worse as my luck rn 😡 😡 😡

REEEEEEE

[coarse timber]

man this is not 1st time i faced hacker

but this one he KD all players

[nocturne frost]

@barren hawk didn't you crash into the building in San Francisco a couple minutes ago?

[barren hawk]

Yes I did

You wanna know why?

[nocturne frost]

Got pushed

[barren hawk]

And...

[karmic dragon]

You suck?

[obtuse crater]

no

[barren hawk]

Try again @karmic dragon

[karmic dragon]

You got physic'd

[obtuse crater]

how would he literally suck?
nothing

it's just someone bumping him

[karmic dragon]

You could suck your device

[languid lake]

How come hitting others from behind doesn’t kd them but when they do it to me, I suddenly explode?

[coarse timber]

@languid lake same

idk how that fak they doing that

[nocturne frost]

Unfortunately this season mostly requires the use of the aventador the viper won't cut it over 1500 in platinum almost every one who is slowing climbing is using the aventador exclusively. Although some players seem really good with the Cadillac 😲

[obtuse crater]

when physics jump the wrong section

[karmic dragon]

@hazy dirge weeeeeeeeee explodes

[plain pumice]

Cadillac 😳

The van

u mean

[coarse timber]

LMAO

really this season trash

[karmic dragon]

Can they plz fix the physics, I lose battles because of it 🙄

[coarse timber]

a lot of viper that KD you

[hazy dirge]

I’ve asked 1000 times. They keep tweaking man

They won’t fix it. Frustration pays

[karmic dragon]

I will literally be ahead of pros and my car will do one extra 360 and hit a wall, then I get KD, I'm really tired of it

[barren hawk]

Here's why I crashed into that buliding:
Gameloft decided that the car selection was appropriate for this season especially for 2 star Aventador owners to gain an advantage to the other loser bum cars available. Because of that, that Aventador fool was obviously faster than my Meme Viper and pushed my weak little to the side. Also side note, because of the car hunt, all edgy noobs we're able to get the Viper and do there usually knockdowns on everyone and because there is rating drop, some pros are stuck in Platnium with these edgy noobs who get so angry when you pass them for fifth place

That is why I crashed into the side of building and lost yet more rating

[coarse timber]

loool

[hazy dirge]

I just spammed ads on my SV. Ain’t nobody got time for GL

[nocturne frost]

Yes I have lost to a couple of players who are greatly skilled with the boatalac

[hazy dirge]

One viable car in a season.

[karmic dragon]

Yay

[hazy dirge]

All these cars we unlock just to collect dust

[karmic dragon]

I miss the old days

[hazy dirge]

They really need two MP modes. One that has items for featured car and another that is open season

[karmic dragon]

It was a better time

[coarse timber]

still just 6 bps gl was rude with me 😑

[nocturne frost]

Yep I only use the aventador climbing the leaderboard in mp very slowly though

[hazy dirge]

I hit LL last night with spamming. Cien is albeit useless

Jag has no chance against either

[karmic dragon]

@hazy dirge we need a "free race" option that's basically open season without rewards (and maybe without rating)

[hazy dirge]

That’d be nice. These seasons just get dumber and dumber.

[coarse timber]

well we didnt get ay gift that gl says that and nobody receive

[karmic dragon]

I liked duel season, just a tweak to rating would make it perfect for me. But no we're back to chaos and bad car selection 😂

[hazy dirge]

It just gives the SV temporary use for a few days and it will go back into the abyss again

[coarse timber]

any*

[hazy dirge]

It will have use for Terzo but SVJ and Huracan are coming

[coarse timber]

i miss slipstream and rush

[nocturne frost]

I can only muster 3 ads then come back in 2 hours can't sit there for a complete refill.

[karmic dragon]

Egoista, huracan

Upcoming events

Get ready bois

[coarse timber]

egoista kinda annoying

so much

[hazy dirge]

Egoista and Aventador SV are gold.

So I will save there

[karmic dragon]

So many BP, not enough tokens, idk if I can get egoista

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge p2w or f2p?

[hazy dirge]

Flaccid launch but I do buy

SV was max before WWR

[plucky matrix]

Ohhhh nice

[hazy dirge]

And a Egoista was 3* before WWR

[plucky matrix]

Wow

[karmic dragon]

I've spent $100

[nocturne frost]

Egoista is decent but very long got to be careful 360 or else hit something on the sides and explode

[karmic dragon]

It's too slow

[hazy dirge]

It has beast acceleration

84.4 at max

[plucky matrix]

I have spent $0

If they fix the game i may consider spending

[karmic dragon]

918 would crush it

[hazy dirge]

I wouldn’t go that far @karmic dragon

[plucky matrix]

@karmic dragon not when the ego is at 6 stars

[karmic dragon]

But you know how expensive that is 😂

[plucky matrix]

Even at 5 , ego is a much better car

[hazy dirge]

918 feels better than Egoista to drive despite stats

[nocturne frost]

I have spent $20 of Microsoft's money for in game purchases 😂 👌

[karmic dragon]

For egoista to be better than 918 it would take at least double, maybe triple the tokens

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge ego needs precise inputs like f12 they said

@karmic dragon can't disagree with that

I have a 4 star spyder and 21/60 egoista

[hazy dirge]

I was top 5 on all unleashed and encore events lol

For those two

[plucky matrix]

So to me 918>ego

[karmic dragon]

Yea

[plucky matrix]

But reality is different

[plush drift]

Guess I am too op he speaks the truth 🤣

[karmic dragon]

Well what are the stats

[barren hawk]

Literally you can compare almost all Viper users to Fortnite players
Both are pretty much sweats who try so hard to win by doing the most stup!dest stuff to others
Honestly What the ferrari is wrong with everyone this season??

I lost about -100 rating today to all these sweaty noobs who don't know the concept of CLEAN RACING

[hazy dirge]

One second

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge congrats Dani Daniels , how's your career going on?
You haven't released a video in a while now

[barren hawk]

Sadly this season requires 0 skill
Just Survive

👁

[hazy dirge]

Only the unknown season left like everybody else

[hazy dirge]

@karmic dragon

[plush drift]

Every season requires skill when it’s not slipstreams

[jolly pebble]

got the gift

[barren hawk]

Lies

[plush drift]

I didn’t

[plucky matrix]

@barren hawk yeah man , too many dirty pros this season

[barren hawk]

jk

[karmic dragon]

So egoista is better, but not by much 🤔

[hazy dirge]

I got that 4x in a row after first update 🤣

[barren hawk]

@plucky matrix It's sad that everyone is playing like it's a stup!d Battle Royale game

[karmic dragon]

This is battle Royale

What u talking about

[hazy dirge]

The handling stat doesn’t make much of a difference in some cars despite numbers for some reason

[barren hawk]

Yeah you Right Jame
You right

[rugged inlet]

Your gift is actually 1.2 tokens lmao

[karmic dragon]

@hazy dirge handling stat determines speed loss

[hazy dirge]

I’m aware man

[barren hawk]

@rugged inlet I didn't get it

[hazy dirge]

Just saying the number doesn’t define feel of drive which is sad

[karmic dragon]

A way to notice this is to drive the H2 speed on sidewalks, grass, etc. It will lose almost no speed

Yeah that's true

[rugged inlet]

One and two tenths of tokens

[hazy dirge]

Like look at this

Sin has a higher number than SCG but is harder to drive. Why?

[plucky matrix]

@barren hawk to be honest I'm scared to use Aventador because I may get 360d , come last and someone might screenshot it and shame me

[rugged inlet]

Why not

[karmic dragon]

GL logic

[plain pumice]

I’m such a noob

[hazy dirge]

It feels like an upgraded AMG

[karmic dragon]

Ew

[hazy dirge]

With decent nitro. That’s sad.

[barren hawk]

@plucky matrix 😔

[karmic dragon]

I don't want it anymore

[obtuse crater]

Accurate Car Racing went Airborne than the Superveloce of Special Vehicles

[hazy dirge]

It’s not a bad car it’s turning is odd

[barren hawk]

Ok guys imma show you how bad my luck is in 2mins

[obtuse crater]

ACR= Accurate Car Racer

[hazy dirge]

It loses speed like crazy

I do like it though

[digital yoke]

@hazy dirge what country are you in?

[plain pumice]

I can’t get to platinum with my sv

[hazy dirge]

Should be better and America

[plush drift]

@plain pumice dude go back to professional tap to steer noob

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge maybe because of the trashelaration

[plush drift]

Your bad

[karmic dragon]

Lol

[hazy dirge]

Well that’s manageable though surprisingly

[obtuse crater]

Dodge Viper Accurate Car Racers everywhere

[karmic dragon]

You're * @plush drift

[plush drift]

Me?

[hazy dirge]

It’s main thing is that handling. It’s still like it doesn’t have coil springs

[karmic dragon]

Yes

[plush drift]

What is it?

[karmic dragon]

It's "You're bad"

[plucky matrix]

Platinum was easy for me but legend seem hard

[karmic dragon]

Not your bad

[plush drift]

Ok

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice 14/15

[hazy dirge]

Shocks are made of billet blocks. 🤣

[plain pumice]

What else am I supposed to use besides the sv?

[wooden raptor]

Alright, @karmic dragon has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.

[plush drift]

@plain pumice you’re bad

[karmic dragon]

Oh

[hazy dirge]

Viper!

[plain pumice]

@plucky matrix I never go for Legends

[hazy dirge]

Why not?

[karmic dragon]

It has good rewards my dude

[plain pumice]

Too much work

[hazy dirge]

Viper is good.

[plush drift]

@plain pumice sadly you can’t

[plain pumice]

Too lazy

[hazy dirge]

Handling advantage is crazy

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice but I do , because I don't want x1 fenyr

[plush drift]

Use tilt

[barren hawk]

OMG
That stup!d XXX dude was the biggest sweat!

So was everyone!

😐

[plush drift]

Tap ain’t helping you to drive better

You suck at tap and you know it

[plain pumice]

@plucky matrix me neither but idc about fenyr that much even though I maxed my p1 and tdf

[barren hawk]

Why are you 360'ing at the beginning of a race?

[karmic dragon]

Guys you wanna see my fastest car

[plush drift]

You have 0/60? Fenyr @plain pumice

[karmic dragon]

Oh yeah

[plush drift]

I have seen better

[plain pumice]

@plush drift 21/60

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice my fenyr is at 1 star and p1 and tdf at 4

[karmic dragon]

Fine I'll show you my real fastest car, hold on

[plucky matrix]

Weird af

[karmic dragon]

There we go

[hazy dirge]

That’s not current @karmic dragon

[karmic dragon]

Nope 😂

[plucky matrix]

@karmic dragon

[hazy dirge]

🤡

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge welcome to the joke

[nocturne frost]

I like how you're tokens and credits changed

[karmic dragon]

Class E

[hazy dirge]

I hate my fastest car 😂

[karmic dragon]

😂

[plain pumice]

The saddest sight to behold

[hazy dirge]

Stupid Regera

[plain pumice]

Regera is too hard to drive

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice and trash

[plush drift]

@karmic dragon just got and TD pro bro check lt

[plain pumice]

Only once gotten to top speed for 2 seconds

[hazy dirge]

It gets better but barely. It has been butchered too bad.

[plain pumice]

The S Class is the saddest one on A9 😕

[hazy dirge]

@plain pumice

[karmic dragon]

I hate this car it's so slow, my worst car

[plain pumice]

Regera is bad in events but good in career

[ocean shadow]

😐

[plush drift]

Damn it hard to control

[hazy dirge]

Regera is good nowhere. Not even in its own MP season

🤣

[karmic dragon]

The 2nd best car is bad in events? LMAO

[hazy dirge]

Pagani raped it.

[plain pumice]

@hazy dirge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[hazy dirge]

If Chiron wasn’t a glitch it would be amazing.

Just never know what it will do.

[plush drift]

Chiron regera and trion is hard to control when I use manual help

[plain pumice]

Icona is better for me in events

[ocean shadow]

Dayum

[barren hawk]

@plain pumice Yeo DM me

[hazy dirge]

Sometimes it thinks it’s spider man and climbs walls, sometimes it hops around, and extra flat spins galore

[ocean shadow]

@plush drift you use TD

[plush drift]

Yes

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge and the bounce problem

[karmic dragon]

If anyone has good club PM me

[ocean shadow]

Nice

[barren hawk]

@karmic dragon I have a good club

[plush drift]

I want to learn to use Manila

[plain pumice]

Watch Terzo be just as bad

[plush drift]

Manual

[ocean shadow]

talented you are @plush drift

[plush drift]

Tap. Or top?

[plain pumice]

Done ✅ @barren hawk

[plush drift]

Tilt

[hazy dirge]

All that speed for no reason 😂

[karmic dragon]

Looking for a club

Can make top 100 in events

[hazy dirge]

Chiron still murders it

[barren hawk]

@karmic dragon Here's a good club

😎

[karmic dragon]

And 3.5k a day

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge I think they intentionally did it that way

Before tapping brakes stopped the extra 360s but now even that can't stop it

[plush drift]

Why am I talented?@ocean shadow

[hazy dirge]

Yeah. It’s sad. I posted it in suggestions but devs don’t read that.

It’s like they think my main goal in life is to wake up and complain about GL.

[plush drift]

Is my TD goood is it competitive?@ocean shadow

[hazy dirge]

I just notice things bc of old club requirements

[karmic dragon]

@barren hawk 😂

[plush drift]

I don’t see TD that bad right?

[hazy dirge]

Surprisingly flat spins are easier to stop with controller. Like 10x easier.

[plush drift]

Reneuve luck

[hazy dirge]

And different points at which they can be initiated decreasing speed loss

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge but I don't have a controller¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hazy dirge]

I’ve been goofing off with one and man.

😍

The shortcut for the cave map going up hill can add a flat spin on top of hill that causes no speed loss allowing you to shockwave barrel ram

And in ship on first incline you can flat spin at apex with no speed loss. Proper brake tap actually adds speed for next ramp

Do it on tilt and speed loss city

[karmic dragon]

I don't lose speed 🤔

[plush drift]

I want to learn manual

[karmic dragon]

I do wanna try a controller tho, it sounds sick

[hazy dirge]

I can’t figure out turning with it. Everything else is primo

[plain pumice]

I will ask smt why boys painting their cars with shiny pink?

like barbie pink

[plush drift]

Haha

[plain pumice]

Turning is better on tilt than controller

[hazy dirge]

Tell that to Afiq or Chikuwa

[plain pumice]

Well for me at least

[hazy dirge]

Same. But I require high. I was training to lower but it’s not that serious

[plain pumice]

But I'm still learning the basis of manual 😊

[karmic dragon]

You're not that serious

😎

[hazy dirge]

Who pooped in your oatmeal James? 👀

[karmic dragon]

I did

😅

[ocean shadow]

🤔

[hazy dirge]

1 guy 1 bowl

[karmic dragon]

5 guys

1 burger

[hazy dirge]

3 cats 1 grandma

[karmic dragon]

Oh God no

[ocean shadow]

😐

[karmic dragon]

😂

[plain pumice]

🤔

[karmic dragon]

2 girls 1 cup

[hazy dirge]

Worst thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[karmic dragon]

I've heard stories

[hazy dirge]

Still trying to figure out what they ate 🤔

[karmic dragon]

It's chocolate

[hazy dirge]

Nuh uh

[karmic dragon]

Definitely

[hazy dirge]

The only chocolate involved in that was ex lax

[ocean shadow]

@plush drift the times I’ve raced against you. it was good races. And getting high in the LB! That’s really good!

IMO

[karmic dragon]

I want lax for my ex

Diarrhea on her face

[hazy dirge]

There was a funny video on YT where a guy gave lax to his GF and recorded it

[barren hawk]

All lies told by GL

😡

🙄

[plush drift]

@ocean shadow TD is op use it you will enjoy it too

[hazy dirge]

That’s for youtubers though

[plush drift]

Be a pro like me

[karmic dragon]

I'm gay

[barren hawk]

What about the viewers??

[plush drift]

Ik

[barren hawk]

We get nothing 😡

execpt poo

[plush drift]

You won’t

[hazy dirge]

How would they know who views?

[karmic dragon]

I have my virgin... Wait... Nevermind

[plush drift]

That you will

[karmic dragon]

I can't find it

[barren hawk]

@hazy dirge Exactly. That's why it's misleading info

Time to sue lul

[hazy dirge]

Many things are misleading in this game.

Wouldn’t be the first.

[karmic dragon]

^^

[hazy dirge]

It’s like Gameloft hates their consumers 😭

[karmic dragon]

They only care about money my dude

Profits

[hazy dirge]

Plenty of ways to make profit other than this trickery

And greed

[karmic dragon]

Shadyness

[hazy dirge]

Focus on big fish in a sea full of a million times more small fish

[karmic dragon]

On a scale from 1 to gay how gay are you

[hazy dirge]

Um zero

[karmic dragon]

@hazy dirge you mean whales

[barren hawk]

🤔

Lies

[karmic dragon]

🐳🐳🐳

[plush drift]

@karmic dragon I’m gae

[hazy dirge]

Only if your accepted into the program. Two of the best drivers I know were rejected.

[plush drift]

So love me

[hazy dirge]

I haven’t seen any new faces on the program

Period

[plush drift]

Fork me and tea spoon me

Tea cup and table me

Sink me hard

[hazy dirge]

It’s still all the same people from A8

[plain pumice]

@hazy dirge you speak Portuguese?

[hazy dirge]

It’s kind of annoying tbh and no sir

[odd schooner]

@glossy yarrowHey. It's you?

[plush drift]

Please do it now I need love

[karmic dragon]

☕

[hazy dirge]

That’s coffee bruh

[karmic dragon]

🍵

[hazy dirge]

That’s green eggs and ham bruh

[plush drift]

Bebe love me make me scream

[hazy dirge]

God. We got a new CC

[plush drift]

Let’s go on the floor the bed is too good

[hazy dirge]

👀

[plush drift]

Rub with a cupcake

[plain pumice]

@hazy dirge do you speak Portuguese?

[plucky matrix]

Did anyone get anything?

I got nothing

[karmic dragon]

Yes

[plush drift]

Let’s go extra low

[hazy dirge]

@plain pumice no

[weak compass]

No

[karmic dragon]

I got 60 Chiron BP

[weak compass]

Lmao

[plush drift]

Rub me with the oil

[plain pumice]

@hazy dirge OK 👍

[hazy dirge]

Look here. You get low with flo rida and t pain

[plush drift]

Fork and table spoon me now

I need it now

[plain pumice]

Guys new update on Play Store 👍

[hazy dirge]

That emoji was banned

How’d you do that?

[plush drift]

🍆I want this

Even bigger

😦

Do please do

[plain pumice]

Whats going on lol

[hazy dirge]

Weirdness

[plush drift]

I am wide open and ready

[hazy dirge]

And plenty of suggestive innuendos

[plush drift]

No go in deep

[hazy dirge]

This is a Christian server

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice you sure?

[plain pumice]

Omg lol bunc of losers

[plush drift]

We are jehovah witness here

[plain pumice]

get a life

[hazy dirge]

Or Muslim...if so that’s haram

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge what's Dani Daniels doing in a Christian server smh

[vast narwhal]

Trash game @plain pumice 🤣 🤣

[plain pumice]

🔞

[karmic dragon]

I'm trash

[plain pumice]

😂

[vital jungle]

What's going on?

[hazy dirge]

Haram

Is

Going

On

[plain pumice]

You guys fall for that? 😂

[plucky matrix]

@plain pumice no u

[hazy dirge]

They can’t be that dumb

[karmic dragon]

How many here are 18+ 🤔

[plush drift]

Bebe

Hey Bebe

Miss me already

[plucky matrix]

@karmic dragon me

[karmic dragon]

Bebe gun?

[hazy dirge]

✋

[karmic dragon]

Same lol

[vast narwhal]

Me

[karmic dragon]

😘

[plush drift]

Bebeee

[karmic dragon]

Shut up babe

[plain pumice]

lol this chat wasnt like this

[plush drift]

Shut me up

[karmic dragon]

👋

[hazy dirge]

Any other time the mods are here snitching left and right but now they are nowhere to be found

[plain pumice]

🍿

[hazy dirge]

🤦‍♂️

[plain pumice]

@plain pumice You are beautiful 😍

[plush drift]

Haha

[plain pumice]

omg please stop

[plush drift]

Find the best time to do that

[plain pumice]

Ahahahhaha 😂

[karmic dragon]

Lol this is the best

[plush drift]

Best server ever

[plucky matrix]

@hazy dirge is 29 years old right?

[plush drift]

59

[hazy dirge]

Mujahadinasaur good ign? And no 28

[plush drift]

You aren’t 59 when?

[karmic dragon]

Wow 28? You need to move on bro

[hazy dirge]

I enjoy games.

[plain pumice]

Lmao who is 59

[hazy dirge]

Only this one.

[plush drift]

You

[hazy dirge]

Unfortunately

[karmic dragon]

I see

🤔

[plush drift]

I’m just 20

[karmic dragon]

I'm 18

[plush drift]

Young and looking for love

Someone love me

Is

[hazy dirge]

I should do this irl. I do but not regularly

[plush drift]

Now

Now

Love me fork me

Finger me

[hazy dirge]

👀

[karmic dragon]

🥄

[ocean shadow]

You guys type too fast

[plain pumice]

Omg children children

Please

[hazy dirge]

You guys type too gae

[plush drift]

Your too slow

[karmic dragon]

We're not children lmao

[ocean shadow]

@plush drift I was away

😂

[hazy dirge]

Might as well be

[ocean shadow]

Just got home

Bout to eat some grub

😋

[karmic dragon]

Is everyone here male

[ocean shadow]

Yes

[hazy dirge]

Harley is trans

[karmic dragon]

Oof

[ocean shadow]

Idk bout aftermath though

[plain pumice]

Lmao trans

No

[karmic dragon]

🤔

[plain pumice]

😂

[plush drift]

@ocean shadow go away then

[plain pumice]

Well I’m using the acr now and now I’m stuck at 1300

[ocean shadow]

Automatic TRANSmission

[plain pumice]

actually people were saying me i was gay now trans

[plush drift]

And table spoon me when you do

[plain pumice]

Please get alife

[hazy dirge]

I am joking. Who cares

Do you

[ocean shadow]

@plush drift it’s a joke