🪄・off-topic

[tawdry creek]

you never know how it'll turn out

welp

hope they'll keep how it is

[clear meteor]

I don't like it

[past shadow]

I don't know why, but somehow I always thing that those jeep-like vehicle should be in AX instead

or A8 could also work

[tawdry creek]

yeah i don't know why you think that

that looks sporty rather than off-roady

just jeep being jeep

[clear meteor]

It looks like the Fake Chinese Jeep

[tawdry creek]

if it's fake chinese jeep than it's an actual jeep

[clear meteor]

I mean it looks like the Chinese version of the Jeep

-_-

[past shadow]

I barely see anything resembles a SUV, let alone a jeep

[tawdry creek]

but you said it's a fake chinese jeep

[past shadow]

so it's just unlikely to be in A9, but very likely to be in A8 and AX

[tawdry creek]

btw, that jeep is an example of an SUV

[past shadow]

sadly we dont have any suv in a9

or did i missed out one?

[tawdry creek]

yeah we don't

[past shadow]

and in order to add a jeep in a9 we first need to add some suv first

[tawdry creek]

but it could be fun if we do

[past shadow]

also, I assume jeep is rather heavy, so it will be hard to accelerate and steer but once you get it up to speed, its huge momentum will give it an advantage in terms of KD

[tawdry creek]

like i said

it would be fun

[past shadow]

indeed, how are you gonna handle these type of vehicle --- slow heater, yet a hard pusher that u better get outta its way

however... by the current mean of jeeps and pickup trucks, they won't be exceeding C class

[tawdry creek]

of course

d class is always ideal

[crimson vault]

COD Mobile TERMINAL MAP Montage https://youtu.be/WKpYdGBCYE4

[minor turret]

[spiral plinth]

Cod is the best

[faint dragon]

this is Eminem's daughter rn. feel old yet?

[spiral plinth]

Thicc

[serene galleon]

i prefer british spelling of words

when eminiem's daughter has a daughter, will she be verified?

[pastel island]

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0

asphalt 9 national anthem

[serene galleon]

my headphones are charging i cant watch

[faint dragon]

So who wants to be Phineas😶

[dull widget]

👀👀👀

[rotund cedar]

Hm?

I don't get it 🤔

[fierce talon]

good question

[faint dragon]

We have Ankanshmirtz and Pake the platypus

@faint dragon phineas and Ferb??

[rotund cedar]

🤣

[fierce talon]

then Heherb

[rotund cedar]

Foon

Foorb

🤣

[faint dragon]

Yep@faint dragon ask @faint dragon he started it :p

[fierce talon]

Fooneas

[rotund cedar]

Foon's Ferb

Forb

[fierce talon]

wut cha doin ?

[dull widget]

😂

[fierce talon]

who

[minor turret]

Now we have a new meme

[tepid cedar]

only $10

[faint dragon]

Throw away the rapper

cuz it's TRASH

[crisp yew]

fortnite brugre

[faint dragon]

Did you get it?

[tepid cedar]

fotnite borgor

[faint dragon]

I think Mr Ford GT Fanboi here is broken

Also, is it a coincidence that your ID is #1966?

[tepid cedar]

perhaps

[uneven notch]

@faint dragon sorry for the late response, but I sent a picture of my profile picture from my phone to the iPad. Below is picture.

[faint dragon]

@uneven notch mmmm...
That's the 1st picture ever that you download it or sent it to yourself from another phone or laptop??? 🤔

[misty sleet]

@serene galleon noice a Forza fan

[serene galleon]

yes

[uneven notch]

@faint dragon yep. I believe it is.

[hearty island]

https://youtu.be/eb4XmoHV_dQ

[faint dragon]

@hearty island wth....

Why they're using Asphalt 8 Music's on this video??? 0-0

[hearty island]

Idk

Btw gg to Brazil players

[faint dragon]

GG ^^

[serene galleon]

they probably used asphalt 8 music because thats one of the few songs they have permission to use

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/pthKsAMfEbM

[merry hull]

Ah

[serene galleon]

i started tearing up after that song

it was beautiful

[merry hull]

their song is really nice to hear

[hallow pumice]

I like how they added custom sw models, but tbh I hate the dragon wings on the Rimac

A modern/cyber design would've been 👌

And the Evija some kind of jet wings

Looks cool doe 😳

I still want them to add this to global ngl

🗿

[tepid cedar]

Replace emojis with that

[hallow pumice]

3 points gained from 1st place

[hollow gull]

i just realised that today is the 11th

yikes

[hallow pumice]

Yes

The funny date

[clear meteor]

Hello people

General is dead

[crisp yew]

today was not a good day 19 years ago

[hallow pumice]

Yeah, I was born today 19 years ago @crisp yew

Actually, it was yesterday but anyways

[crisp yew]

when were you manufactured, table? :D

[hallow pumice]

Yeste— idk, some time ago

[crisp yew]

incredibl

[clear meteor]

Yeah, I was born today 19 years ago @crisp yew
@hallow pumice I thought you were older

[hallow pumice]

What makes you think that? I always act like a 10yo

[serene galleon]

I would’ve guessed table was around that age

[hallow pumice]

I'm more serious irl

[clear meteor]

I thought you were 30 or so

[hallow pumice]

LOL WHAT

[tepid cedar]

30?

[serene galleon]

How

[tepid cedar]

i only know one person ever on discord thats over 30

what

[hallow pumice]

Even I can't imagine myself in 30 years.

[clear meteor]

Your name gives me feelings of a man

Not 19 years old

[hallow pumice]

"Table"

[serene galleon]

Looks like a name a kid would name himself

[hallow pumice]

^

I even have the i word in my pfp.

[serene galleon]

Just the first thing that comes to mind

[clear meteor]

Looks like a name a kid would name himself
@serene galleon your name is 16 years old

[hallow pumice]

actually, there's a story behind my discord username

[clear meteor]

You said that, in summary

[hollow gull]

you stubbed your toe

[hallow pumice]

"I got a table for free"

[hollow gull]

ohyeah

i forgot

[clear meteor]

”I'm cool and I'm a driver”

[hollow gull]

"Hoo hoo"

[hallow pumice]

But fr I can't imagine myself ||alive|| in 30 years

[hollow gull]

I can't imagine myself alive in 2 years 🗿

[hallow pumice]

[clear meteor]

I can't imagine myself alive tomorrow

[hallow pumice]

Now that sounds like something a 15yo would say

[clear meteor]

...

Thanks

You just break my heart

[hallow pumice]

[clear meteor]

Bye...

[clear meteor]

crying

[crisp yew]

this is puro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKpywXzreY

[clear meteor]

Hello

[crisp yew]

hi

[hollow gull]

Puro is yes

[clear meteor]

How are you?

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612248717654753291/754121260480331806/wao.mp4

arabic nokia ringtone

i got a lot of work to do, what about you

[clear meteor]

I thought you did this lol

I'm good btw

Now relax time?

[crisp yew]

nope, school has ended and homework time has started

[whole furnace]

hello

[clear meteor]

Ouch

[crisp yew]

what

[clear meteor]

Homework

Do you like school?

[crisp yew]

gets me to college

[clear meteor]

Yeah

[merry hull]

Uh

12 security

[sacred iris]

Hennessey Venom GT in Need for Speed: World Online

[hollow gull]

life is hard

[tepid cedar]

Catman meeting

[crisp yew]

buff cat man

[faint dragon]

Why Gameloft why

[hollow gull]

muscular furry cat man

[merry hull]

it feels like playing nfs most wanted

[tepid cedar]

oh god NFS Heat flashbacks

[merry hull]

Oh yeah

[random arrow]

!rank

[amber tapir]

kaiju, that command is disabled in this channel.

[faint dragon]

Police is a joke

And this is a Camaro LT if it’s not obvious

[merry hull]

Hm

[teal frost]

Yesterday, Malaysia got 182 covid cases 🤦‍♂️

[merry hull]

Ah

[faint dragon]

Yesterday, Malaysia got 182 covid cases 🤦‍♂️
@teal frost dang

[merry hull]

how are you in malaysia?

[teal frost]

Good. I’m still safe

[merry hull]

Oh

me in Indonesia is the same

[merry hull]

Bruh

[sacred iris]

We have 2 types for Covid in NFS World discord-_-

[merry hull]

World united server?

[sacred iris]

Sparkserver

[merry hull]

Oh

[teal frost]

Bro 😳

[sacred iris]

I was fourth in sparkserver sniff

[teal frost]

Mmm

[tepid cedar]

Covid 19 has a Discord account 😳

[teal frost]

Wear the face mask right now

[sacred iris]

😷

[tepid cedar]

😷

[teal frost]

😷

[sacred iris]

(bad ps for Venom GT)

[merry hull]

Wow, the spark server has been update body kit s15?

[sacred iris]

Yes

And 300zx too

[merry hull]

Yah, lets drift

[sacred iris]

in game name: MINATONAMIKAZE

[merry hull]

I want to do some photography for the new S15 body kit

[sacred iris]

i have some Records in some tracks example: City Perimeter

3:31.600 with Agera R

[merry hull]

DM with me?

[sacred iris]

Yeah sure

[merry hull]

Hek yeah

[glacial snow]

Help

[serene galleon]

Good luck

[merry hull]

Bruh

[hardy crag]

@glacial snow good luck

[merry hull]

Good luck

[sacred iris]

Good luck bro

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon it was the american season

[shut heart]

Yes join the anniversar sary hunt

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon i wanted to get the ssc tuatara

@faint dragon i wanted that car

Dont ping me for every message oof, I am a moderator so less time to chat, ask with others 😦

@faint dragon i had missed entire seasons because of family issues

sorry

i thought that you only had to have the rezvani

but no

you had to have the cadillac cien concept

as well

to get the tuatara

i ragequit

i was offline for a week

i only came back because i wanted to play

the british season had started

and i thought i could get the aston martin valhalla

but no

i am not skilled enough to play without touchdrive

and i am short a few conditions

i hate how you have to make in-app purchases for LITERALLY EVERY CAR AND TOKEN in asphalt

i hate how i cannot progress past bronze level or novice level in asphalt

i hate the physics

i hate how the multiplayer isn't fair

i hate how you can't get cars that you missed getting

[copper tartan]

👁👄👁

[faint dragon]

i hate how EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATING asphalt 9 is

i hate how there is no mode that lets you play all the cars you want

[faint dragon]

and I think that this just isn't fair

and I raced hard on the last two days of the Jesko event

and the regera event

I missed the porsche event

and I raced hard on the japan event

and I missed so many events.

I UTTERLY DESPISE WITH MY VERY SOUL the key system

I ALSO DESPISE the way this game was built

I hate you gameloft

for always putting money first

[rich monolith]

Hmm

[faint dragon]

and if you don't fix this

I swear I will make a free racing game that is easy to get the cars in and you don't have to use microtransactions

[copper tartan]

I just realized

[faint dragon]

calm down its just a game

[copper tartan]

All of ur i's are lower case

[faint dragon]

and i will make you bankrupt

[copper tartan]

C a p i t i z l e Y o u r I's

[faint dragon]

i know

[copper tartan]

Capitalize

[faint dragon]

i know

ANY QUESTIONS!?

[copper tartan]

R u a beginner?

[faint dragon]

yes

but i have an older account

search speed brothers

Now can you please get my feedback to Gameloft

and tell them E-FREAKING-XACTLY WHAT I SAID?!?!?!?!?

I have looked at the feedback

I couldn't agree more

This is a scam

I wish I could buy Forza

[tepid cedar]

dont need to go on a rampage bud

[crisp yew]

how old are you

[faint dragon]

15

[tepid cedar]

get used to it, its how free to play games work

[crisp yew]

you sound even younger than you say you are

[faint dragon]

Well I wish they could at least give you seasons to unlock those cars

AND I WON'T CALM DOWN!

and i mean career things

You know why I couldn't get the Jesko?\

BECAUSE I WAS MISSING A BMW M3 GTS

[tepid cedar]

BMW M4 GTS*

[faint dragon]

yes

that

[crisp yew]

you might also be missing a
ginetta
sin r1
ferrari 812
genty akylone
italdesign zerouno
ferrari 488 gtb
maserati alfieri

[faint dragon]

yes

[crisp yew]

you're playing a free mobile game. whatd you expect.

[faint dragon]

but they should at least give you a code

to get the cars

if you missed the event

I asked POLITELY to get a Lamborghini Terzo Millenio

[crisp yew]

money motivates. whining 5 year olds dont.

[faint dragon]

screw you

[crisp yew]

screw me yourself you coward

[tepid cedar]

you really expected them to reply?

[faint dragon]

oh **** yeah?

[tepid cedar]

theyre a multi-million dollar company

[tepid cedar]

or billion i dont know

[faint dragon]

i put in a customer service report

they didn't answer

[crisp yew]

the whole purpose of the game is to make money. you having fun without giving them money is just a pleasant side effect for you. they couldnt care less about you

[faint dragon]

"Calm down, it's just a game." Really? REALLY!?!? YOU THINK THAT "OH, CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST A GAME" IS GOING TO CALM SOMEONE DOWN WHO HAS WASTED TWO ** YEARS ON THIS GAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[tepid cedar]

Gameloft could care less, sorry but its the truth

[faint dragon]

i know

i'm sorry

i was just so mad at the disrespectful humans who would have the AUDACITY to not give new players a way to move ahead

[tepid cedar]

sadly thats how most f2p mobile games work

[fresh ingot]

Its been a heck of a time

[tepid cedar]

even for many vets its a struggle

[fresh ingot]

But im back

[crisp yew]

they do give you guys a way to advance quicker.

it just costs you money.

[faint dragon]

I wish that you could get cars that you missed for free

from seasons

maybe we could pressure them into changing that

though maybe not

maybe boycott it

[tepid cedar]

the whole server tried to once

it failed

[faint dragon]

play microsoft flight simulator or something else

well, that is because that's just the server

[tepid cedar]

thousands signed petitions to revert the Fast Lane update in A8, nothing happened

[faint dragon]

we should make it better

bigger

[copper tartan]

Can I play Flight Sim on my iPad?

[faint dragon]

and get all the games boycotted

[crisp yew]

who do you think you are?
you are an inactive player still stuck on the very basic level of controlling your car.
you whine about not getting the cars others got for putting their skill and effort in.
what makes you think you deserve the top tier rewards, all while barely playing at all?

[copper tartan]

Liu be spitting facts tho

uwu

[tepid cedar]

honestly

yea

[vapid tangle]

the guy who thinks its pro without touchdrive and then doesnt know how to steer

[crisp yew]

play some more. these cars will get a rerun someday. all you can do is just pray you have the right cars,right skills, and right amount of tokens to get the cars you want.

[faint dragon]

well, EXSCUSE ME! IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT I HAD TO MISS THOSE EVENTS! My parents grounded me a lot- I was always getting myself into trouble.

[crisp yew]

so it was your fault.

[faint dragon]

screw you

[crisp yew]

sure

[faint dragon]

sometimes i was grounded for entire months.

[tepid cedar]

thats kinda your problem

[random arrow]

which do you prefer?
CCHHHHHOH
or
CCHHHHHHO
?

[faint dragon]

Also, what about the multiplayer thing? I can't even get past bronze rank. Are any of you having problems with multiplayer

[radiant moss]

Free Try in MP

[crisp yew]

whats cchhhhhoh?

[faint dragon]

how do you get the free try

don't tell me

[tepid cedar]

Thats the China version

[faint dragon]

oh\

[vapid tangle]

@radiant moss the worle where the jesko has common blueprints

[spiral plinth]

Bruh

[vapid tangle]

👁👄👁

[tepid cedar]

also what kind of problems with MP you having?

[vapid tangle]

@wanton spindle xbox tower

[faint dragon]

I always lose

[tepid cedar]

again, thats your problem

[random arrow]

hey guys. Which one SOUNDS better to you?
CCHHHHHOH
or
CCHHHHHHO
?

[copper tartan]

Can we go back to stuff like that Xbox tower pls

[mild yacht]

^^

[tepid cedar]

practice manual or something, once you learn manual youll improve a lot

[faint dragon]

Every time i am put up against Silver League guys

[spiral plinth]

Give me one

[faint dragon]

I don't remember their gamertag

[faint dragon]

But I do know that does happen\

[faint dragon]

And I know a lot more about cars than you do.

[faint dragon]

no seriously

[hollow gull]

👍

[faint dragon]

shut the ** up

i'm trying to speak

[hollow gull]

shut the asteriskasterisk up

[spiral plinth]

👍

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/667176359029637120/753075932608069842/image0.png

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lrJvBP5ZN8&t=517s

new callmecarson video

[spiral plinth]

Caraon

[crisp yew]

c r i s p y

[hollow gull]

caosks

[faint dragon]

I think you know what I'm trying to say, human

[spiral plinth]

Idc

[hollow gull]

im am furry

[faint dragon]

But I can't say it

[spiral plinth]

@hollow gull 😳

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/667176359029637120/752918087011008733/qtJ8HgY3_MbKa-88.mp4

[crisp yew]

hi furry im uh

uh

[copper tartan]

Yes off topic is back

[crisp yew]

hi furry im uh am furry

[faint dragon]

yeah

[hollow gull]

hi uh am furry
im 🗿

[faint dragon]

about the manual thing

[tepid cedar]

🥖

[faint dragon]

you think that would work

[faint dragon]

but the kicker is

[copper tartan]

Art

[faint dragon]

i'm playing on a Windows

PC

[crisp yew]

hi 🗿 im 👨

[crisp yew]

WWII pog

[faint dragon]

And guess what I'm playing on?

[spiral plinth]

Pog

[spiral plinth]

Bruh moment

[crisp yew]

what a nice trick

[hollow gull]

world war poggers

[copper tartan]

Guitar Hero Drums @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

That's right, a keyboard.

[crisp yew]

impress your guests with this one simple trick

[copper tartan]

Dam

I have a big brain

[faint dragon]

And it's not a gaming keyboard

[copper tartan]

Slap some lights on it

[faint dragon]

It's an ergonomic keyboard

[tepid cedar]

😳

[copper tartan]

Then it's a gayming keyboard

Ming

[tepid cedar]

Thanks will bring

[random arrow]

a gaming keybaord is a lot like a joystick, if you do it right.

[hollow gull]

wanna see fat

[spiral plinth]

Wait what

[faint dragon]

Did you even read what I said?

[spiral plinth]

Gay allowed ?

[copper tartan]

Yes

[hollow gull]

fat

[spiral plinth]

Bruh

[crisp yew]

is that your cat?

[tepid cedar]

Epic poster

[hollow gull]

no

[copper tartan]

Room Reveal

[hollow gull]

wanna see my cat tho-

[crisp yew]

still a fat cat

[tepid cedar]

sure

[crisp yew]

sure

[spiral plinth]

There johnny

[crisp yew]

imagine if the protagonists knew how to correctly handle a gun with deadly efficiency

[hollow gull]

cat

[tepid cedar]

Awww

[crisp yew]

that is a smug cat

[random arrow]

imagine if 1/1,000th of the storm troopers in movies one through 9 could shoot anything other than the ground.

[hollow gull]

she do be smug

[crisp yew]

ver y cute

[spiral plinth]

Smug

[hollow gull]

gnagnmster

gangsta cact

cats

cty

[random arrow]

this is off topic? i thought it was 🎵 hot pocket.

[tepid cedar]

Cat vibe

[hallow pumice]

[spiral plinth]

😳

Cute

[hollow gull]

smol and angy

[spiral plinth]

Cat topic

[crisp yew]

no talk, me angy

[hollow gull]

gamer face reveal

[tepid cedar]

Hot

[hollow gull]

smol

i wish these three were my dads

[crisp yew]

me too, dude
me too

[hollow gull]

😔

[tepid cedar]

the best trinity

[hollow gull]

indeed

[random arrow]

the rimac needs an 'n-cheese option. the rimac'n'cheese.

smart. sending a nude of the cat. more flattering.

"that's my good angle, baby."

[hallow pumice]

aw thanks man- I really needed an explanation, the picture was very confusing.

[random arrow]

if that cat is under 18 ... the federal government might have something to say about it dude.

lolol ... just realized i've been heckling a dude whose nickname has some interesting numbers in it.

he wishes. so much. that those numbers meant anything to him.

[hallow pumice]

Yes. The funny.

[random arrow]

mmmmm hhmmmm. me is the funny. woot.

[hallow pumice]

speen

[random arrow]

i think personal home videos is another channel. you might want to repost.

[spiral plinth]

https://youtu.be/cVzxN-PGpok

[crisp yew]

bing bong theorum

[random arrow]

now THAT. was funny. because space.

[tepid cedar]

🇪🇪

ee

[hallow pumice]

N o A n i m e

[random arrow]

standing on a corner isn't rude .. you're probably just waiting for the walk signal.

pro trick: wait for the walk signal, don't just wander out into traffic.

[tepid cedar]

the Taycan has an active spoiler?

[random arrow]

that was for @iron swallow

[tepid cedar]

the more you know

also i love how thats the first thing i notice in that thumbnail

[iron swallow]

@kaiju#6575

[vapid tangle]

cant install a9 china. it taked a lot of time, TO SHOW THIS??

[crisp yew]

my dad actually considered buying a taycan
...until he realized how expensive that car was.
im not kidding

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/7_nQp6cNH1E

Sorry just keeping the link for awhile

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/cjmh7e64P4Q

[serene galleon]

This colour makes my mouth water for some reason

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-edp-burner-edp445-say-goodnight-mfer-gif-17950125

[turbid mica]

I came back from down 27-0 in madden

ez

[random arrow]

A9 should be rated 18+ on ios and android. . thanks to the disgusting song "[Asphalt 9: Legends Soundtrack] Joyryde - The Box" .. cleeeeearly swearing whole "song".

[faint dragon]

great, no one cares

[random arrow]

i'm not no one.

[clear meteor]

Hello

[hollow gull]

bruh

[clear meteor]

?

[crisp yew]

isnt it like 3 am where you live @clear meteor

[teal frost]

@hollow gull check #🏎・car-suggestions they’re having a chit chat 🗿

[clear meteor]

Now it's 7:46

[crisp yew]

am?

[teal frost]

1:46 pm here

[clear meteor]

Yes

[crisp yew]

10:47 pm here

working on my essays -_-

[hollow gull]

pain

[clear meteor]

Hard?

[crisp yew]

v e r y

[tall dome]

Call me wrong, but I think asphalt 9 is started to head down the same path as asphalt 8

[hollow gull]

also

@random arrow the one in the game is the clean version

[crisp yew]

in this 23490 word essay, i will explain to you (with a fee) why i want to give you money so you could most likely reject me as I go write some other essays to other places about why I want to give them my money

[hollow gull]

🗿

[clear meteor]

[hollow gull]

lui

[serene galleon]

No

[hollow gull]

you might get warned for the bad a word

[clear meteor]

Don't seems very happy

[hollow gull]

and i dont w ant you to get warned

[crisp yew]

what could you possibly mean

[serene galleon]

Who cares. The warnings reset every week

[faint dragon]

@fiery marsh I just got to ask, what do you hate the most about working for Gameloft?

[hollow gull]

u h

[clear meteor]

...

[hollow gull]

si.

[crisp yew]

at least 3

[clear meteor]

Wait

It isn't the guy who wanted free car?

[crisp yew]

yep

[faint dragon]

I have a plan!

[crisp yew]

sure

[faint dragon]

A plan to get what you want!

[clear meteor]

Noo

[faint dragon]

No, seriously.

[crisp yew]

of course you are

[clear meteor]

It does not work like this

[faint dragon]

This is a plan to cripple Gameloft and make them listen to what we want!

[crisp yew]

sure it is

[clear meteor]

Ok

[crisp yew]

and he was never heard from again

[faint dragon]

shut up

[hollow gull]

tbh

i don't care about your plan 🗿

[faint dragon]

i am finishing it up.

[hollow gull]

so imma just

post memes

[clear meteor]

That's like asking for something that you will barely use

I want a cookie

[faint dragon]

My Plan

[hollow gull]

probably a virus

no thanks

[faint dragon]

Well, look at it!

[hollow gull]

i said no

[faint dragon]

It is not a virus.

[craggy meadow]

@faint dragon that's what a hacker would say lmao 🤣 🤣

[clear meteor]

Open with ”PicsArt”

[faint dragon]

Do viruses have the .docx file type? No! They use the .exe file.

[clear meteor]

Wut?

[hollow gull]

they could be any type of file

[faint dragon]

Think about it. When have you ever heard of a virus having a .docx file?

[crisp yew]

here, i read your master plan from beginning to end and i updated some things i think taht will make your plan even more effective.

[faint dragon]

Here, I'll share my screen, so you know it's safe.

[crisp yew]

i may have changed a few things here and there, but it'll work, i promise

[faint dragon]

Also, how dare you, you son of a b****

[hollow gull]

woah did you kiss your mother with that mouth?

bro

[faint dragon]

Yup.

[hollow gull]

that's not cool bro 😳

[crisp yew]

i have seen that word spelt with one asterick or four astericks, but never 2

[faint dragon]

Trust me, the file is safe.

[crisp yew]

yet, its still the most mature thing that has ever come out of your mouth so far.

[clear meteor]

Love your suggestions @crisp yew

[faint dragon]

Also, what do you hate the most about Asphalt?

The thing you most want to change?

[clear meteor]

Nothing

[faint dragon]

The thing that makes you want to ragequit the most?

[crisp yew]

asphalt is quite expensive for smaller surfaces when compared to tarmac. hopefully there can be some breakthrough that can lower the price some more.

it is also less resistant to scuffs from car tires.

[hollow gull]

technically the truth

[faint dragon]

You know that's not what I am talking about.

[crisp yew]

it is absolutely the truth. i am all for asphalt as it is the more modern alternative to tarmac, but its costs and downsides can be debatable at times

[faint dragon]

What do you want to change about the game? Is it the constant in-app purchases, the seasonal events... What do you wish Gameloft would change the most?

[crisp yew]

your speaking privileges

this is a joke, i hope you dont get banned, that would be mod abuse plus its funny to watch you complain

[clear meteor]

Also, it's impossible to accept all the player's request, because there will be always complaint by someone else

[copper tartan]

Go commit get muted

[faint dragon]

After all, they listened when people said the game had issues with the controls and the game itself. And they compensated us with free blueprints.

[hollow gull]

i swear i just got a youtube ad and the background song in it sounded like that arab nokia tune

[amber tapir]

Archaeopteryx108#7156 has been warned

Reason: please do not pointlessly ping mods

[clear meteor]

Rip

[crisp yew]

oh

[faint dragon]

think about that

at least

[hollow gull]

r/arabfunny moment

[crisp yew]

amazing

[hollow gull]

anyways

[teal frost]

Yes

[copper tartan]

Timmy Proton

[crisp yew]

i knew exactly what was going to be played and i still clicked on it

[clear meteor]

Ehm, okay

[hollow gull]

yeah

[crisp yew]

impomtster

[hollow gull]

i heard about that

stupid

[faint dragon]

Now tell me, what do you want Gameloft to change? Is it the card packs that give you every other blueprint EXCEPT the ones you need to progress, so you are forced to buy the car, the very few cars that you can get without buying them, or even sometimes you have to buy the blueprints for those cars, even though that doesn't make any sense and you KNOW that doesn't make sense? What triggers you about Asphalt 9 that you want to change?

[crisp yew]

its still cloudy here

[hollow gull]

dang

[faint dragon]

Well?

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269920226102083595/754191768580521992/image0.png

remember this wendys commercial lamo

[copper tartan]

Dortos

[clear meteor]

Lol

[faint dragon]

What triggers you about the game?

[copper tartan]

Just the emotes

[faint dragon]

Well, if you join me, we can change that!

[clear meteor]

Taste??

[tepid cedar]

My favorite Doritos flavor

[hollow gull]

i want

[faint dragon]

Just trust me and my plan!

Now tell me, what do you want Gameloft to change? Is it the card packs that give you every other blueprint EXCEPT the ones you need to progress, so you are forced to buy the car, the very few cars that you can get without buying them, or even sometimes you have to buy the blueprints for those cars, even though that doesn't make any sense and you KNOW that doesn't make sense? What triggers you about Asphalt 9 that you want to change?
@faint dragon Well, Liu?

[exotic mica]

ima take caution on dat guy

i bet hes gonna dislike all the vids

[clear meteor]

Do you watch the cartoon as a kid?

[hollow gull]

the cartoon's pilot came out last year

🗿

well

yes-

[exotic mica]

:thonk:

[clear meteor]

Oh, sorry

[hollow gull]

ok that sounds better

[faint dragon]

I know that what I am talking about doesn't make sense to you.

[hearty island]

https://youtu.be/e2XeKDcgzVM

[crisp yew]

you complain about them because you have never experienced progression. you want to get the rewards without going through any of the necessary effort to get the top rewards. people save up on tokens to get what they want, while sacrificing other cars they might not be able to get for a long period of time without paying with real world currency.

[hearty island]

Finally I found it

[crisp yew]

you are angry that not everything is within an arm's reach for you.

[faint dragon]

You think that my head is shoved so far up my... well, you know.

[hollow gull]

imma bring light to this conversation

my battery is at 69%

[crisp yew]

ncie

[hollow gull]

🗿 👍

[copper tartan]

🥴🥴🥴

[clear meteor]

My is at 49%

[crisp yew]

funny number moment

[faint dragon]

I know that this plan may sound crazy.

[copper tartan]

Mine

Is

At

15%

Make a change.org petition @faint dragon owo

[clear meteor]

Ouch, close to die

[crisp yew]

speaking of your plan, you have said nothing about what you need to change and how you plan to change.

[faint dragon]

I know that you think that we should leave this alone, that maybe it may get better.

[crisp yew]

so all you do is complain and cower at the thought of having responsibilities?

[faint dragon]

But I want you to ask yourself: when, in history, has ANY COMPLAINT gotten better if you leave it alone?

[crisp yew]

that is what you are insinuating that we should do. change is brought about by, well, change. you dont leave it alone.

[faint dragon]

Think about the American Revolution. What would have happened if we had stayed silent and let the British beat us up? Riiiiight, we would still be colonized by Britain.

[clear meteor]

Hmmmm

[tawdry lintel]

Just gonna leave this here

[crisp yew]

you know what? you're right. i misread your comments and have absolutely misinterpreted your idea of what we should do.

so what should we do? "Something" is not an answer.

[north tusk]

Ok

[teal frost]

@tawdry lintel that R word is actually banned on this server btw

[faint dragon]

What would have happened if Ghandi hadn't protested against British rule in India? Right, India would also be colonized by Britain as well.

[tawdry lintel]

I wasn't the one who used that

[teal frost]

Lemme guess Steven Bills?

[tawdry lintel]

It was @tired flicker

Yes

[crisp yew]

let me repeat myself: you know what? you're right. i misread your comments and have absolutely misinterpreted your idea of what we should do.
so what should we do? "Something" is not an answer.

[copper tartan]

https://youtu.be/0T5aGLybXEs

[faint dragon]

We start part 1 of my plan.

[hollow gull]

woah woah

[tawdry lintel]

It makes me kinda mad actually. It's rude and why can't I just post a suggestion without people doing that. It was just because it had a bodykit on it. How stupid.

[clear meteor]

Why it's banned? What it means?

[hollow gull]

how did this came from "asphalt needs to change" to "the brits ruled india"

[crisp yew]

it means somebody has mental insufficiencies

[clear meteor]

Ohh...

[faint dragon]

Sorry, I had to get you to take me seriously.

[tawdry lintel]

Yeah it means someone who has a disibility so someone with one could get easily offended by it

[faint dragon]

Plus, I was trying to come up with a motivational speech.

Anyway, what are we? Gamers or pansies?

We are gamers!

[hollow gull]

furry.

[tawdry lintel]

We are a toxic server who hates on anyone and everyone who comes in here

[faint dragon]

And what do gamers do?

We game!

And what do we do when we know there is a problem, but the game creators don't give a rat's tail about it?

[crisp yew]

you are a 15 year old that is trying to come up with a motivational speech.
who, a few hours ago, was mad that he didn't get terzo millennio blueprints to unlock the car after "POLITELY" sending in a support ticket for technical issues

[faint dragon]

Screw you, you are ruining my groove.

[tawdry lintel]

See this is exactly what I mean by toxicity

[crisp yew]

you have no groove. just tell us what your plan is.

[faint dragon]

We get them to listen!

Someone’s salty

[rich monolith]

...

[tawdry lintel]

This is why I don't usually talk here. Can't even post a car suggestion without someone getting mad about something. The car has to be exact, no bodykit, no misspellings or else people get mad and that's disappointing to me.

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon chill buddy nobody took your little game

[tawdry creek]

this is like ninja being mad over the term "it's just a game"

[hollow gull]

my brother figures are all here

being serious

i'm scared

[crisp yew]

ooo show

[tawdry lintel]

Seems like 90% of the people here are toxic

[crisp yew]

oh wait you mean like actual relatives?
my bad

[faint dragon]

Yup

Like Arch

Arch hella mad XD

[tawdry lintel]

Oh and don't forget @tired flicker

[velvet hollow]

@hollow gull tldr what happened here

[faint dragon]

@tawdry lintel you can post any car you want

Don’t listen to the haters

[hollow gull]

dude didn't get any terzo bps

and started to complain

[faint dragon]

All right. Step 1.
We spread the news. We need to get people to stop playing Gameloft games. If people don't respond, tell them that Gameloft is draining their money, and ask how they would feel if their family had their money drained from them. We need people on our side!

[tawdry lintel]

@tawdry lintel you can post any car you want
@faint dragon He put an extremely rude word as a reaction how am I supposed to ignore that

[velvet hollow]

No one forced you to buy

Smarthead

Don't talk about money drain

[faint dragon]

We take out their games, one by one.

[velvet hollow]

You're not forced to buy anything

[hollow gull]

then he wants to make a change

[faint dragon]

yes'

that is what I want to do.

[tawdry lintel]

All right. Step 1.
We spread the news. We need to get people to stop playing Gameloft games. If people don't respond, tell them that Gameloft is draining their money, and ask how they would feel if their family had their money drained from them. We need people on our side!
@faint dragon It's not even Gameloft. They don't have a choice. It's Vivindi doing the p2w stuff

[faint dragon]

well crap.

never mind

[velvet hollow]

Cringe

I'm out kek

This channel is doomed

[tawdry creek]

@faint dragon can you like mature and stop playing the game if you hate it so much?

[faint dragon]

the revolution has ended.

[tawdry creek]

hehe does not like this drama at all

[hollow gull]

so do I

[tawdry creek]

that's when you know it's unhealthy drama

[crisp yew]

this has been very motivational

[exotic mica]

as usual

[crisp yew]

in other news, if you want good cars, then invest time and effort in it and know how to manage your currencies

[tawdry lintel]

If you don't like drama you definitely do not want to be here. It's not a healthy place at all thanks to all the toxic people in here.

[pulsar stump]

tell me something, why when there's drama going on, your name always shows up @tawdry creek?

[tawdry creek]

wdym

[exotic mica]

wdym

[tawdry creek]

i always show up at anytime

[exotic mica]

im always here

[tawdry creek]

i want

[exotic mica]

i do not

[faint dragon]

I’m lurkin’

[exotic mica]

understand anything

[crisp yew]

i do not

[faint dragon]

Well, my grandma won't let me buy Forza, and there are no good car games at all that are free to download and play, and don't have microtransactions, sooo... yeah.

[tawdry creek]

liu's status

[exotic mica]

Well, my grandma won't let me buy Forza, and there are no good car games at all that are free to download and play, and don't have microtransactions, sooo... yeah.
@faint dragon rip

[tawdry creek]

"i do not"

[faint dragon]

i know

[crisp yew]

its true, i do not

[exotic mica]

i dont even hv a ps4

[hollow gull]

Liu said it

[exotic mica]

or an xbox

[hollow gull]

He really said it

[faint dragon]

yeah.

[exotic mica]

He really said it
@hollow gull i saw dat

forgot abt dat

then i typed dat

for no reason

somehow

[faint dragon]

i also don't have a ps4 or xbox.

[tawdry creek]

all games have microtransactions, that's how they make money

[pulsar stump]

Well, my grandma won't let me buy Forza, and there are no good car games at all that are free to download and play, and don't have microtransactions, sooo... yeah.
@faint dragon Projet Cars 2 and 3

[faint dragon]

What are those?

[pulsar stump]

Racing games...

[faint dragon]

is it open world?

[tawdry creek]

fun racing games

[hollow gull]

sukirin was like

[tawdry creek]

and no

[pulsar stump]

nope, circuit racing, simulators

[tawdry creek]

yes

[amber tapir]

Archaeopteryx108#7156 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pulsar stump]

lmao

[faint dragon]

dangit

[pulsar stump]

those are one of the few racing games that don't include microtransactions

nfs heat was microtransaction free... until the last update

[hollow gull]

eric andre's selfie 😳

[crisp yew]

want to get a good racing game?
find out why your parents wont let you buy a racing game
discuss on what terms will your parents buy you a racing game
follow through on said terms to get racing game and chance to get other racing games
show responsibility to parents regarding how racing games do not negatively affect any other aspects of your life

[exotic mica]

its not his parents

its his grandma

[crisp yew]

*grand parents

[pulsar stump]

being honest as hell, the gaming industry needs another crash

[faint dragon]

well, i am planning on making a game, kinda like The Crew 2, but is not just limited to the US, and also has realistic scenery, but again- no microtransactions.

[crisp yew]

you are a 15-year old with a membrane keyboard laptop.

[faint dragon]

Screw you.

[tawdry creek]

heck, i'm 18 and i never asked my parents to buy me a game

sad

[crisp yew]

you can make one, its just not going to be as successful as some large triple A production racing games

not at your age, at least

[hollow gull]

haha i buy my own game

[faint dragon]

If you had even a hint of the things I have in my head, you would be begging for forgiveness.

[crisp yew]

who do you think you are?

[exotic mica]

wait i just noticed dis

is it cursed

[faint dragon]

Smarter than you.

[crisp yew]

what have you done that reflects your immense ingenuity?

[hollow gull]

of course, i had to collect some money first

getting tc2 on christmas

hopefully

just for the sake of FC

hahadiscordlag

pain

[exotic mica]

oof

[hollow gull]

shut

[faint dragon]

Rly....

[hollow gull]

and not you tarragogo

[tawdry creek]

i'm still using a 2013 dell and playing nfs most wanted in 1280x720

[faint dragon]

I have studied college level books in first grade.

[crisp yew]

tc2 is getting a new season type format this november

[hollow gull]

dyno being h

[faint dragon]

2020 Subaru BRZ Special Edition

[exotic mica]

?

[faint dragon]

Not suggesting

[pulsar stump]

@faint dragon About you making a game, do you know that racing games need a lot more budget than a simple adventure game?

[hollow gull]

TC2's always been interesting, to me

[faint dragon]

I... did not know that.

[exotic mica]

bai then

ima go finish my maths

[tawdry creek]

tc2 is having cop scenes

[exotic mica]

i still hate dat stuff

[tawdry creek]

hype

[crisp yew]

and I have single-handedly programmed the entire launch sequence of round-trip rocketship to the moon and back at the ripe age of 8.

[hollow gull]

it's becoming Need Forza Speed

[crisp yew]

also the baddies in tc2 seem to be demolition derby cars

[hollow gull]

y u m

[faint dragon]

Really? At least what I say is true.

[crisp yew]

very satisfying crashes for sure

[tawdry creek]

those cars are 🗿 👌

[pulsar stump]

Simulating just the suspension physics is a pretty expensive process, so is the tyre model, talk about engines

[crisp yew]

my statements are only as true as yours.

[pulsar stump]

Licensing is even more expensive

[hollow gull]

I was gonna buy TC2 last year but then I found out that it's online only

[pulsar stump]

Add that to the normal cost per game

[faint dragon]

I would be lying if I told you that wasn't true.

[crisp yew]

me too

[tawdry creek]

just play beamng drive, it's fun

[hollow gull]

And, since I have a PS4, it would probably require PS+ to play

[crisp yew]

@hollow gull nfs mw redux is free

if you have a laptop/pc

[hollow gull]

wher- h

[crisp yew]

not very graphics intensive

[hollow gull]

i don't

[crisp yew]

darn

[hollow gull]

my laptop was stolen last year

[faint dragon]

Anyway, I like the open-worldness of Forza, but the size of the map in The Crew 2.

[crisp yew]

yike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzxEeqFFw4

[hollow gull]

only a few weeks (or days) after I bought it

[crisp yew]

here buy this

[hollow gull]

Hajwalla

[exotic mica]

my laptop was stolen last year
@hollow gull someone stole 5 correction tapes from me

[pulsar stump]

Dude you are asking for way too much in a racing game @faint dragon

[exotic mica]

2 yrs ago

[pulsar stump]

What else do you want? the entire american continent as a map?

[hollow gull]

@hollow gull someone stole 5 correction tapes from me
@exotic mica yikes

[exotic mica]

and my mom got mad

[crisp yew]

Anyway, I like the open-worldness of Forza, but the size of the map in The Crew 2.
this guy is literally asking for the crew 2, but the crew 2.

[faint dragon]

@pulsar stump Tell me something I don't know. And no, I want bigger. I want to be able to drive around the world.

[tawdry creek]

@crisp yew fun fact i used to play that on my phone

[exotic mica]

coz i actually hid it

[crisp yew]

that ps4 game...thing?

[exotic mica]

in my skubag

[tawdry creek]

yes

[hollow gull]

when should i stream nfs again

[exotic mica]

idk how it got stolen

[crisp yew]

amazing

[tawdry creek]

the one in the video

[faint dragon]

I want to be able to have a race that goes around the world.

[hollow gull]

and rice some cars

[crisp yew]

it is 12 am and i am just not about ready to go to sleep yet

[faint dragon]

same.

[hollow gull]

it's 2 am for me

he

[crisp yew]

he

[faint dragon]

I want to race around the world.

[pulsar stump]

Dude you are delusional

[hollow gull]

i sleep in the morning

[crisp yew]

you have nothing to race around the world with

[hollow gull]

wake up in the afternoon

[exotic mica]

im concerned abt dis

[hollow gull]

gaming schedule

[faint dragon]

when should i stream nfs again
@hollow gull when you're in a comfortable Environment and a good time of course

[pulsar stump]

Do you think a car can race through the entire world lol?

[exotic mica]

is someone gonna be sued for dat

[hollow gull]

i mean

im comfortable

[faint dragon]

That's what a game is for.

[hollow gull]

but of course

[crisp yew]

hi comfortable im furry

[hollow gull]

me and me

a

a

[crisp yew]

a

[faint dragon]

a

I want the simulation size to be the entire world.

[hollow gull]

oh god my brain just had a stroke

[crisp yew]

u good

[hollow gull]

forza is literally flight simulator

but with cars

[pulsar stump]

Then buy yourself a car and race it "around the world"

[hollow gull]

i might do some test streams

[faint dragon]

im concerned abt dis
@exotic mica it’s japanese for thunderstorm

I want to race across Europe, do a Kansei Dorifto in Japan, and take a mountain road in the Rockies- all in a racing game.

I also want to be able to upgrade my cars, like in Forza.

[pulsar stump]

Alright bro, you had enough internet for today

[faint dragon]

You have Asphalt 9

[crisp yew]

this guy has clearly not heard of budget, technological capabilities, and physical manpower

[faint dragon]

Nah, I have had this idea since I started playing racing games.

[pulsar stump]

this guy has clearly not heard of budget, technological capabilities, and physical manpower
@crisp yew Besides no one would be interested in playing a game that big lol

[crisp yew]

all three of these qualities, or lack thereof, reflect on you as well arch

[faint dragon]

And don't worry. Because your device is not doing the work, the supercomputers will.

[pulsar stump]

Supercomputers aren't meant for gaming

[faint dragon]

just play asphalt 9 to fulfill your fever dream

Ever heard of Stadia?

[pulsar stump]

Yeah and it sucks

[faint dragon]

oh

[crisp yew]

stadia is not a super computer

[velvet hollow]

I'm pretty sure this guy has more chromosomes than all of us

[faint dragon]

does that guy know what’s a Stadia?