🪄・off-topic

[flat ridge]

Not just below the heads?

[serene galleon]

No

The lights right beneath the top lights

[flat ridge]

Ah

Then yes I agree

Too many light

[serene galleon]

The ones beneath the grill are awesome

[flat ridge]

Mhm

Yeah

[serene galleon]

It looks sporty too

[flat ridge]

It would look less sporty with out the ones you’re talking about, but it’d be better

I hate it when people try to make regular cars look sporty

[serene galleon]

I like when people do that

[flat ridge]

It just ruins the rep of the REAL sport cars

[serene galleon]

I dont think so

[flat ridge]

Ofc it makes the regular ones look better but that’s not important

Eh, I just get a little tired of the same design elements everywhere

[serene galleon]

Like if I wanted to buy a regular car, I could get a sports version for a little bit more

Remove the muffler

[flat ridge]

Wdym?

[serene galleon]

Idk

I would remove the muffler off my car

[flat ridge]

For sure

[serene galleon]

It’s probably illegal though

[flat ridge]

Nothing wrong with that, but when you get into trying to make it look like it truly is fast, it’s annoying

Of course cars should look good, they just shouldn’t look like something they aren’t

[serene galleon]

When I get my first car, I would treasure it as if it were my child even if it was a really garbage second hand car

[flat ridge]

Same

[serene galleon]

Hopefully next year

[flat ridge]

I’ll have my license in August or so and a job sooner so yay

[serene galleon]

I’ll get my license either this year or next

My parents trust me to drive as soon as I can

Nice

First time seeing this car irl

[flat ridge]

@faint dragon what do the iconas stats look like at max

Oh nice @serene galleon

[serene galleon]

My heart jumped when I saw it 😅

[flat ridge]

Man, I don’t blame you

I saw one not too long ago, I was driving behind it at night

Ok

[serene galleon]

I’m by the beach right now so they’re probably driving around with the roof down

[flat ridge]

Oh, cool

I live in vroom vroom town (Detroit) so I see tons of hot cars

[serene galleon]

Shallow bay

[flat ridge]

Damn, that’s really pretty

I envy you

[ivory hatch]

https://i.imgur.com/wtxflA2.gifv

[flat ridge]

lol

[velvet hollow]

@raw sleet accept my request 😠

i need to talk to you lol

[raw sleet]

never

[velvet hollow]

please

[raw sleet]

you get smacked

[velvet hollow]

remove me later

[raw sleet]

never

youre welcome to stay

[velvet hollow]

ur 🏳️‍🌈

[hard lintel]

When finally something that you hate ended

[velvet hollow]

tiktok sux

[serene galleon]

Tiktok is doing illegal data stealing

[flat ridge]

@vapid tangle sorry, it’s the (Ford) gt mk11, not gte

I think

[serene galleon]

That’s amazing

[hollow reef]

Oh sweet, a Series 2 Elise

my uncle's got a silver one

[hasty grotto]

@spark saffron 🤔🤔

[spark saffron]

Nothing big I said 😂

[hollow reef]

use the map, Dora

[plush surge]

yes an attack on titan!

dora you dumb fk-k

[faint dragon]

@spark saffron Oh, gosh...I remember that show. 😝

[hollow reef]

haha yes my new computer is handling things well

rest in pieces, my RAM

not bad for a modified 2012 Dell Optiplex 990

[plush surge]

am I the only one who thinks my dog looks like a stupid dumb baby

[hollow reef]

I mean, it's a doggo

[spark saffron]

Cute doggo!!🥺🥰

[faint dragon]

a rx7 can you buy it ?

[hollow reef]

Rip FC

[tepid cedar]

it looks abandoned

[hollow reef]

Probably is

[tepid cedar]

and the owner probably has the keys so you cant just take it unless its unlocked or you want to break in instead

sad fate for actually quite a bit of JDM cars, ive seen pictures of whole graveyards of them

[faint dragon]

LOL

[hollow reef]

I mean, you can absolutely take it

just not legally

[hallow pumice]

Well, this took way too longer

[hollow gull]

well

that fc is a derelict

and epic @hallow pumice

[hallow pumice]

🗿👌

[flat ridge]

S. F.

[cyan turret]

Oi bruv

[fast trail]

San Francisco

Ok

[flat ridge]

Himalayas

Those are the only two I have

[fast trail]

Nice

Where did you get them?

[flat ridge]

Uh

From an apple App Store article about the game

The Ninth Wonder: Developer Catalin Vasile on Asphalt 9: Legends.

https://apps.apple.com/us/story/id1466718044

Inside Asphalt 9’s Incredible Courses: Discover the secrets of this racing game’s remarkable roads.

It won’t send the other one, oh well

[serene galleon]

Scotland

The map

[flat ridge]

Hm?

[serene galleon]

Nvm

[flat ridge]

These two were the only ones there

[serene galleon]

The map kinda looks like Scotland

My phone is about to die

[flat ridge]

Rip

[hollow gull]

that's himalayas

[serene galleon]

Don’t be surprised if I go offline all of a sudden

[flat ridge]

Ok

i have a weird feeling that I wasn’t supposed to post these

[serene galleon]

I was gonna go offline anyway

Actually

[flat ridge]

Convenient

Same

[mental harbor]

@stray plinth last year happend the same in the Argentina Independence Day, they lit up the colours of the Argentinian Flag on the Burj Khalifa

they are really nice

[serene galleon]

That’s awesome

I’m glad the world is celebrating not just the United States

[eternal atlas]

ive been using browser for soooo long should i commit?

[serene galleon]

Who needs 5g when you got speeds like this

This is in Portland

@eternal atlas yes

[hollow reef]

oh lord

dude's a great yter too

at least he's alright

[tired flicker]

Yeah, dude makes some awesome stuff

[hollow reef]

I swear, 90% of the time it's the actual good YouTubers running into issues

[tepid cedar]

Glad he's okay. I wish him luck on repairing his bike

[cyan turret]

@faint dragon bruh

Was it really necessary to put that up as a suggestion

[eternal atlas]

damn

jesse are u lurking?

[faint dragon]

You Bet

[floral copper]

i gona eat

[cyan turret]

Ok?

No one asked but sure

[faint dragon]

@eternal atlas he asked

[floral copper]

yeeees

labdo noris p3

[tepid cedar]

Bottas is in first, wow

[floral copper]

botas is using maircedes hachs

[cyan turret]

@eternal atlas he asked
@faint dragon I meant @floral copper

[tepid cedar]

Mercedes is cheating!11!1

[floral copper]

hacher

[faint dragon]

Who Wants To Play Asphalt 9 On The iPhone 4S

[cyan turret]

I wanna play asphalt 7

[floral copper]

im using an iphone 4s

emulator..

[faint dragon]

LOL

[floral copper]

i laugh

meme funny

^ me laugh

[faint dragon]

@eternal atlas LOL

[eternal atlas]

happend to a9

[tepid cedar]

Asphalt 9 servers just suck, its not your internet

[eternal atlas]

is this the server?

[ivory hatch]

yes

I use this for linux box

as*

[hollow reef]

I have played Asphalt 8 on Windows Phone before

[hollow reef]

was a decent experience, back then

[faint dragon]

My Tech Collection So far

[hollow reef]

nowadays not so much

[eternal atlas]

I have played Asphalt 8 on Windows Phone before
@hollow reef ah yes i have a windows phone

[hollow reef]

@faint dragon finally a rival in this department

[eternal atlas]

a nokia

[hollow reef]

I have several

[eternal atlas]

nokia

[hollow reef]

I use a Lumia 1020 still as a camera

Lumia 950 for video, radio, and demonstrator

Lumia 950 XL as a pocket PC since I modified it to run Windows 10 ARM

[hollow reef]

formerly owned a Lumia 920 and 640: I've also repaired my 1020 and taken apart and reassembled my 950

[faint dragon]

Green Bubble

[eternal atlas]

me when i lag on a9 and even the XL sport passes my artega

[hollow reef]

old tech is so much fun to play around with

[floral copper]

https://youtu.be/BkBqftTOs8E

das ist me

[faint dragon]

iPhone 4S the slowest iPhone on its latest firmware

[hollow reef]

they are

I highly recommend downgrading it with modification

[eternal atlas]

girls: OMG u dint cry at titanic do u have emotion do u even know sadnnes
me: https://youtu.be/9uvzSOilq10

[faint dragon]

I mean iOS 9.3.6 is a little faster than 9.3.5 but just barely

But I’ve using this one since the 5S was out as my iPod Touch So it’s Extra Painful

[hollow reef]

random cursed things I have lying around

[faint dragon]

Ah hell nah

[hollow reef]

the Lumia still works

idk where I put the tiny mouse but I now have a matching tiny keyboard

and the earbuds + HDMI to Composite adapter is for my old VR gear

[serene galleon]

Should I click on this sketchy link

[hollow reef]

no

[faint dragon]

I been using this charger since the iPod mini

[hollow reef]

Mine always broke

really bad cables

[serene galleon]

Mine broke too

You have to move the cable in the right way for it to charge

[faint dragon]

Mine is in decent shape besides grime and it flops around when I hold the phone with the charger

[hollow reef]

collection of random old phones and my real one
since then I got rid of the 6 and gained a Lumia 1020

[hollow reef]

I know how annoying those cables are

my first smartphone was a 4

[faint dragon]

This this was bought used back in 2013 for $150 iCloud Locked and Jailbroke it on iOS 6 and restored it to iOS 7

[hollow reef]

Nice

All my phones except the 4 and my current Razer 2 I've gotten used

[faint dragon]

It’s Been my iPod Since

I’m planning to replace it with a 5 and repurpose the 4S as a Jailbreaking machine

[hollow reef]

my main phones have been flip phone, a iPhone 4, iPhone 5, Lumia 920, Lumia 640, iPhone 6S and now a Razer 2

[faint dragon]

What Is Your Opinion About A iPhone

[hollow reef]

They usually are good all rounders in hardware

though their displays usually are poor

that's offset by having the best CPU & GPU, as well as longest OS update support

batteries are trash but offset with good optimization

[faint dragon]

I would Say To My Dad That The iPhone 6S will destroy a Galaxy Note 8

[hollow reef]

it won't

maybe in CPU power

but nothing else

actually one other thing

It will receive updates for longer

[faint dragon]

True but Apple still supports the 6S Samsung just killed off the note 8

[hollow reef]

And it's easier to repair but since it still uses adhesive

not doable by average person

I did mention that

but it loses in other areas

[faint dragon]

My brother repaired his IPhone 5S himself

[hollow reef]

That uses no adhesive

Newer water resistant phones do

iPhone 6S and newer have at minimum a adhesive gasket

some have MUCH more

I've repaired a standard iPhone 6, it was easy

[faint dragon]

He replaced the battery and screen and he is a amateur

[hollow reef]

but the 6S is more complicated because of this

5S is old

from when manufacturers actually cared about repairability

[faint dragon]

True

[hollow reef]

also was (slightly) harder to repair than contemporary devices

as you need the special Pentalobe screwdriver

the Galaxy S5 had a removable back

and the Nokia Lumias of the time used Torx screws

[faint dragon]

Look At This Resolution On A 1080p Device like a PC or iPad

[hollow reef]

In general the main things iPhones excel at are
•software optimization
•security over at least Android, WP may or may not be superior since it's not targeted by anyone
•strongest CPU + GPU
•software support cycle

and are usually relatively balanced

though some, like the current SE, are specialized

it's specs are pretty awful outside price and the fact it's the most powerful smartphone around at the moment

means it's pretty specialized hardware-wise towards speed

not a bad deal

But one you really have to think about if hardware is a concern

[faint dragon]

This is the resolution of the iPhone 4s

[hollow reef]

yup

at the time

actually great

newer iPhones lost the edge there

[faint dragon]

It’s Ancient Today The PPI Is The Only Redeeming Quality About This Screen

[hollow reef]

at the time, better than the majority of competition

but the iPhone 5 was behind in resolution

[eternal atlas]

k

:P

[faint dragon]

Yeah The Galaxy SII Had A 640x480 screen @hollow reef

[hollow reef]

Everyone surpassed Apple's screens next generation with the 5

[faint dragon]

I hear gunshots outside people in my neighborhood are dolts

[hollow reef]

But the 4S still had the edge

competition definitely wasn't as fierce then

[floral copper]

i remember a time when phone companies dont release a new phone every 2 weeks

[faint dragon]

You mean apple?@floral copper

[floral copper]

i just came back to smartphone tech community stuff thing and everything is confusing now

[floral copper]

H²

speed

these birds

annoying

help

they've surrounded me

i cant hear a thing

[tawdry vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/319903119448342529/729419212203884574/FB_IMG_1593919247371.png

Would you?

[faint dragon]

Hell yes if the badge is clean

[tawdry creek]

Mercedesn't

[floral copper]

me when my front splitter

[floral copper]

me ^

[serene galleon]

I remember there was a fire one year in my neighborhood from a firework

Tree caught on fire

[floral copper]

then

you consumed the tree

and saved the day

[serene galleon]

Everyone got their garden hose out

[floral copper]

and drank from the garden hose

[serene galleon]

No they spayed the tree

The fire was gone by the time the fire truck came

[floral copper]

spayed the tree

[serene galleon]

Lol I mean sprayed

[floral copper]

the tree is a woman?

[serene galleon]

Idk why

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/dJ-QLl5qjLg

Want something epic

Here

[floral copper]

https://youtu.be/IO9XlQrEt2Y

[untold nacelle]

h.

[hollow reef]

nice

[serene galleon]

Here a photo I accidentally took in my pocket

[copper tartan]

Nice Photo

[floral copper]

is that a black hole

in your pocket

i want it

where do i buy it

[hollow reef]

nice

[serene galleon]

If you have this car you need to blow it up

[hollow reef]

What's wrong with the Kia Soul

[serene galleon]

I hate it

[hollow reef]

it's not as terrible as Nissan's Sentra

[amber tapir]

A§ - akotski1338#7202 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hollow reef]

or the joke that is the current Mitsubishi Mirage

[serene galleon]

It’s ugly it drives like cra

[hollow reef]

the car that has decreased in power since 1996

Seriously, that is nowhere near the bottom of contemporary compacts

[serene galleon]

Have you ever been inside of one?

[hollow reef]

Yes

[serene galleon]

Have you ever driven one?

[hollow reef]

how can you say the Soul is abysmal when this exists

No

I haven't but I've ridden in one

also just the fact this exists

[serene galleon]

Right when you put that car in drive, you want to throw up

[hollow reef]

screw you Mitsubishi

How so

How is it worse than either of these two

[serene galleon]

I’d rather drive the ones you posted

[hollow reef]

goodness, the 78hp Mitsubishi Mirage?

[serene galleon]

I would drive the Nissan

[hollow reef]

and the Nissan Versa, the most hateful machine ever made since the Aveo?

Have you ever been in a Versa

[serene galleon]

78 is not bad for a little car

[hollow reef]

they are seriously one of the worst vehicles I've ever seen

[serene galleon]

I haven’t

[hollow reef]

They are completely garbage

[serene galleon]

It looks nice

[hollow reef]

Slow, gas mileage not as good as you think

that one in the pic is a 2019 one

[serene galleon]

Hyundai’s are the best

[hollow reef]

it's looked like that since at least 2010

what

the Mirage is garbage

[serene galleon]

Kia is the worst car company in the world

[hollow reef]

It is less powerful, reliable and spacious than a 1996 Mirage

You...do realize the thing with Kia and Hyundai right?

[serene galleon]

Hyundai’s are cheap, reliable, good gas mileage

[hollow reef]

Hyundai has a 33% stake in Kia...

[serene galleon]

Less then 50% at least

[hollow reef]

Kia is a minority owner of 20+ Hyundai divisions...

[serene galleon]

Most Kia’s are ok but the soul is the worst Kia ever made

[hollow reef]

they share some engines and frames too...

Kia Stinger is same frame as Genesis G70

[glad wing]

https://youtu.be/ytUQ2oD-C6c

[hollow reef]

Kia Soul is same platform as Hyundai i20...

[serene galleon]

Kia stinger is awesome

[hollow reef]

the one you posted is a 2nd gen Soul

still on Hyundai i20 platform

the engines are Hyundai Gamma II, Hyundai Nu, and Hyundai U-Line...

it is literally a Hyundai

[serene galleon]

So?

[hollow reef]

it must be REAAAAL different to the i20 then

considering it shares the chassis and some engines

[serene galleon]

It’s mostly made by Kia

[tepid cedar]

The Telluride, Stinger, and upcoming K5 all look great

Kias are changing up their game

[hollow reef]

Kia is killing it, as is Hyundai

great value but they are now the same price as the Japanese

[tepid cedar]

Hyundai is doing alright, but they havent gone through as big of changes as Kia. The expanding N brand is nice though

[hollow reef]

which isn't boding well

[serene galleon]

Hyundai’s are really cheap

[hollow reef]

Kias cost the same and are usually almost identical

the Optima sold here had identical specs to the Sonata

same chassis

[tepid cedar]

they havent really caught up to the Japanese, but they are getting there for sure

[hollow reef]

same engine

same power, similar weight, similar features

[tepid cedar]

yea Kia and Hyundai share many models

[hollow reef]

only real difference was body panels

and one or two safety features

there is absolutely no way the Soul is worst than the Mirage or Versa though

those are absolutely hateful machines

They are miserable to drive

[tepid cedar]

modern Mitsubishis and Nissans are pretty eh

[hollow reef]

I've ridden in both, they have terrible brakes, no power, the Versa has a CVT that sounds like it is going to die any second, the Mirage is less powerful than ANY 1996 MITSUBISHI MIRAGE (you can look this up, it's true and sad)

[tepid cedar]

faulty transmissions, cheap build quality, and pretty bad driving feel

[hollow reef]

they also have the ride quality of a 90's economy car with the handling of a crashed 2010 Corolla

very stiff

but can't corner well at all

[tepid cedar]

parents rented a Rogue Sport (basically a renamed Qashqai for America), felt cramped and noisy

[hollow reef]

Yeah

The Kia Soul is a god in comparison

[tepid cedar]

and also the infamous CVT transmissions

[hollow reef]

the Nissan Sentra is also pretty incompetent

I would honestly rather drive a Ford Festiva than a Versa or Space Star Mirage

this sad Mazda-based thing

I would rather drive it than a Nissan Versa or Space Star-based Mirage

at least I know why it's awful and that it is more exciting to drive, efficient and more comfortable

[tepid cedar]

Toyota and Honda are far better imo than Mitsu or Nissan in modern times

Mitsu and Nissan used to be better

[faint dragon]

Nissan is in bad shape as a whole now to be honest

[untold nacelle]

E

[hollow reef]

what about the excursion

they are absolute units

[cursive pagoda]

👌 👆

[floral copper]

[floral copper]

[untold nacelle]

🍞

[cursive pagoda]

[rich monolith]

[copper tartan]

Vibe Check moment

[cursive pagoda]

I make another? xd

[hollow gull]

quieres?

[cursive pagoda]

Quieres?

@hollow gull Download it before they delete it xd

[faint dragon]

D lol

[stray plinth]

Come on now.... who's brave enough to truthfully say C as to how they game???

[floral copper]

yes

i too play my pc on the toilet

[copper tartan]

Mobile Gaming Chair

[teal frost]

@sand bough lol this dude

[sand bough]

ye

if someone suggests a car that you don't like they're a clown apparently

🗿

[teal frost]

yes

[faint dragon]

yes

[hasty grotto]

Anyone plays butter royale ????

Here ?

[velvet hollow]

Ew Lil Pump

[sand geode]

Anyone Playing Call Of DUTY mobile here???

[teal frost]

not me

[rich monolith]

@sand geode no

[floral copper]

oh cod mobile?

you mean those scammers that wiped my data out after they're out in beta testing?

[minor turret]

What a "perfect" song for 4th of July https://youtu.be/BBHhAf8CSU0

[copper tartan]

2 Days late

[minor turret]

Yeah

I only noticed it now

[teal frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-DWiPAftbQ

[minor turret]

"Moana" by G-Eazy

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/Lv6Go8twqPk

[cinder crest]

https://youtu.be/h19RqfSHbSM

Check this out! It's awesome!!👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[hollow gull]

no

it's not

:)

[copper tartan]

Nice not using nitro in the air

It’s so awesome

Also bruh I got a way better time sandbagging

[minor turret]

Oh my god , 1:36 really, you trying sandbagging or something?

[floral copper]

its not sandbagging if you dont know how to remove the sandbags

[faint dragon]

Let’s pray for TS

Hey everyone! I'm looking for new club members! Anyone interested? If this is the right place to talk about it ^^

[raw sleet]

this thing

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon You'll need to assign a platform role in the #👋-welcome channel, then check the dedicated #looking-for-club channel to advertise/recruit/look for a club. 👌

Right .. and that's the moment when I realised I'm a big noob haha

Ah, no worries.

Let's see if I manage to do that, thank you for your help 🙂

[tired flicker]

Yeet

[floral copper]

we all know to work for gameloft

you need to make a powerpoint presentation

that will be a 100% guarantee rate to get in gameloft

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/8hp3Dl0YKJE

[analog yacht]

https://youtu.be/4nTccDzXTMg

under 1:31 with stock noob td run

[rich monolith]

@analog yacht I got 1:29 gp only td

[analog yacht]

thats stock and i was doing the 360 task for x11 and failed on that 😄

[balmy brook]

@faint dragon Could do slightly better - a small improvement would be to 360 off the ramp at the start, go right, brake-stop as soon as you land on the high-friction area, then Shockwave into the barrel roll ramp in the cave 😛
(Justification: The Elise Sprint doesn't have a lot of Top Speed to take the curve on the left, but it does have a lot of Nitro and Acceleration to slingshot you into the ramp after you brake-stop)

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon Could do slightly better - a small improvement would be to 360 off the ramp at the start, go right, brake-stop as soon as you land, then Shockwave into the barrel roll ramp in the cave 😛
@balmy brook my improvement is different though, my last improvement would be is to make sure i have maximum speed in the end by getting through traffic, as well as avoiding to do a small bump during the last no drift turn

[balmy brook]

Go for it! It's always good to self-experiment 🤩

Dude.

For a Elise Sprint with only 1 Epic on Top Speed... this is epic.

[faint dragon]

I'll try to get at least 1:27.1xx

And call it quits lmao

But I'll do it when Weekly is about to be done, for now i am satisfied

[balmy brook]

I can send a video of my run if you want me to for reference 😛

[faint dragon]

I can send a video of my run if you want me to for reference 😛
@balmy brook sure, if that's okay for you, though the route i used is what Afiq used on his old Canyon Launch run, maybe there is a faster route available?

[balmy brook]

Afiq? He did a run on Canyon Launch as well? 👀

[balmy brook]

Okay, I got a reference clip with 1:24.316, maxed Elise Sprint, 1 Epic on TS. One moment, uploading.

[faint dragon]

Sure

Let me see

[balmy brook]

.>

[faint dragon]

I am interested 🤣 if incase i could upgrade that old run

Did i use the wrong route?

[balmy brook]

No, it's almost perfect - the foundations of the route is there, it's just the complicated stuff that needs to be grasped 😛

good god my internet sucks

[faint dragon]

Lmao, alright then

Let me merge that reference run of yours along with mine hmmm

1:24.1xx maybe?

I usually felt that the end part is a little impossible to have max speed with driftless run, unless if you're able to get a near miss on the two cars before the bridge

Which is what i am going to try and do 🤣

[balmy brook]

The end part is indeed impossible to hit max Nitro speed all the way through - it does not steer well with Nitro 😅
(It's processing rn)

[faint dragon]

I still can't believe i pulled off a semi driftless run

I surely bet i could do this on Shanghai track on Weekly tio

[balmy brook]

Okay, video's up! https://streamable.com/5y8vjk

[faint dragon]

Imma head out🤣

[balmy brook]

Imma head out🤣
brah, learning is part of the experience - even I started off as a noob 😂

[faint dragon]

brah, learning is part of the experience - even I started off as a noob 😂
@balmy brook i mean imma head out to watch the video 🤣

Can you upload that on YouTube?

[balmy brook]

Can you upload that on YouTube?
@faint dragon Of course! 😄

[faint dragon]

Please upload it there

My data hates that link you gave, it won't load 🤣

[hazy hamlet]

Hola people..

[next ridge]

Hii

[flat ridge]

Yello

[hazy hamlet]

Sup*

I can’t play a9 now... busy 😩

Guys...?

Okay.......

...

[balmy brook]

Chat's dead, don't worry 🤣

[faint dragon]

Ikr

[balmy brook]

good god

I've been here for like 10 minutes already 😳

[faint dragon]

Lmaooo

[balmy brook]

oh, it's not uploading :I

[faint dragon]

Rip

Are you using WiFi?

[balmy brook]

No, Wired xd

It's not even uploading :v

Oh, there you go

Finally!

Okay, SD version's finished processing

https://youtu.be/WnamaiWnd54

[faint dragon]

@balmy brook does the rest of your reference run have to be followed or i only need to do the trick on start?

I understand it now, i will try to practice that with E-Tense

[balmy brook]

There were only 2 notable flaws that I noticed; one at the start, the other at 1:30 in your footage, 1:10 in mine - you can try and go low and take advantage of the bump to prevent trading too much horizontal speed for vertical airspeed 😛

[faint dragon]

Doing the trick at the start is the biggest flaw I noticed in your route, another one was at 1:30 in your footage, 1:10 in mine to prevent trading too much horizontal speed for vertical airspeed 😛
@balmy brook 1:30 was required to avoid drifting, because if i decide to go for the bumpy route, i may bump lol

Which kills speed.

I usually did that mistake with E-Tense

It killed my end part and ended up with 1:28.300, i never jumped on the last barrel

[teal frost]

i did 1:20.xxx ||with Furai||

[faint dragon]

Let's see it now with the trick you thought me🤣 SW in ramp imo isn't needed with Elise as it has 82 accel

For E-Tense though you'll surely need it

[balmy brook]

Time to try the TVR on that track... 😂

[faint dragon]

@balmy brook 1:30 was required to avoid drifting, because if i decide to go for the bumpy route, i may bump lol
@faint dragon it may be a good idea to brake a little bit on 1:30 then SW without drifting, but that would kill my nitro earlier than expected🤣

Time to practice

[calm rain]

Update

[balmy brook]

I had some coordination issues at 1:32 - I wanted to Shockwave as soon as I completed the first barrel, but I timed it wrongly 😅

[teal frost]

True story...

[sour thistle]

Ooooooooohh

[faint dragon]

I had some coordination issues at 1:32 - I wanted to Shockwave as soon as I completed the first barrel, but I timed it wrongly 😅
@balmy brook
Bruh, the trick on start is hard to pull off with nitro

[balmy brook]

ikr? xd

I got lucky 😅

[faint dragon]

I figured out it would be better to not use nitro until reaching that ramp

I also wrecked lmao, but i made it work 2 times

Let's bet, that trick with my semi driftless run would probably pull off a 1:25 🤣 🤣

[balmy brook]

It would shave 1-2 seconds off your time, ya 😛

[faint dragon]

I can't wait, though it also requires luck 🤣

Well tbh my old run also required luck during start, the wallride could go wrong and i will not get maximum speed with yellow nitro lol

Most of my runs had 269 TS even with blue, while that had 282 even on yellow 🤣

[amber tapir]

Darth Vader™#6967 has been banned

Reason: posting a racial slur meme bypassing the swear filter with a suggestive picture.

[unban]

[rich monolith]

nice

[untold nacelle]

bruh

[cursive pagoda]

360

[floral copper]

s🅱️innala

[rotund cedar]

🤣

[mental harbor]

something from me? 🤔

[floral copper]

nissan cvt is best technology

fite me

[faint dragon]

@rotund cedar You should've took a screenshot of my post in #suggestions a few days ago. 😄

[rotund cedar]

Hm...

Let me find that

[warped oak]

👀

with this suggestion u never gonna make it to ||discord mod|| 😉

[cursive pagoda]

ª

[lyric notch]

Finally unlocked chiron today 👍🏻

[warped oak]

more like bought ||with credits||

Finally unlocked chiron today 👍🏻

[coarse cobalt]

I have a question

Is it just me or YouTube is now spamming YouTube channels as an ad?

[warped oak]

u mean the ads in youtube videos ? when you play some videos but it shows something else at starting ?

[coarse cobalt]

Not only on videos when you open YouTube there are already videos that is labeled as an ad

And those ppl actually make content

I mostly see this channel

He jumped from 600k subs to 1m on 3 days

[warped oak]

ah

some people can spam the subscribers thing

[limpid merlin]

Have an F1 meme

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGkrlNX2zfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGkrlNX2zfg

[lyric notch]

more like bought ||with credits||
@warped oak me after purchasing this: i dont feel good Mr stark

[warped oak]

😂 lol second time someone used that, Mr stark

Starlock actually someose else used to use this username Stark

[lyric notch]

I read your name as Mr Stark at first glance 😂

[cyan turret]

SARD MC8, the rarest car that no one ever heard of it. Toyota had been campaigning at Le Mans in the Group C prototype category for most of the 1980’s. With the demise of this great series in 1993, they were left empty handed. In the meantime production-based GT1 racing had been gaining massive popularity in Europe. Race converted sportscars like the Ferrari F40 GTE and the McLaren F1 GTR were making a name for themselves in the BPR Global GT Series and subsequently Le Mans. Toyota saw this new category as a great way to keep their presence in high level motor racing. A 2.0L 4 cylinder, and in its place a bespoke twin turbocharged version of the 1UZ-FE 4L V8 was mounted longitudinally. This engine was normally found in dreary wheeled waiting rooms like the original Lexus LS400. In race trim the new heart pumped out some 600 horsepower, a guaranteed entry ticket to the top of the GT1 scale. A 6-speed Hewland VGC manual transmission ensured the fury reached the tarmac. Overall the car was 40 cm longer, 20 cm wider and 20 cm lower than the standard MR2. Weight was slightly higher at 1273 kg (2806 lbs).
@narrow viper tldr

[hollow reef]

a shame you didn't

[cyan turret]

Irdc

[tepid cedar]

Le Mans Group C car based off MR2.

[jolly knoll]

hi guys, so what's up with mp 1-2?)

additional rewards are very difficult to receive, you need to reduce points by 2 times

Мр1 30>15к, мр2 5,5>3(2,5к)

[mild quiver]

RIP Charlie Daniels at 83 y/o

[teal cradle]

COD: Bob Ross

[serene galleon]

I got a big cut on my finger but it’s not bleeding

[faint dragon]

Paper cut?

[serene galleon]

I was vacuuming my moms car and somehow got cut

[hollow reef]

the 1769 Fardier á vapeur

Gran Turismo 4 had the Benz Patent motorwagen

but when is this fella coming

[serene galleon]

does anybody know how to redeem this? its not showing up in my Uplay account

[hollow gull]

cute sedan

[tawdry creek]

kawaii

[hollow gull]

yes

[teal cradle]

Acceleration but no speed

[clever snow]

https://youtu.be/obTO2yTNNpk

[serene galleon]

Should I click on this link

[teal cradle]

Lmao is that sarcasm or an actual question

[serene galleon]

sarcasm 😂

[wanton spindle]

No

[hollow gull]

i mean

he's not wrong

that's literally ground coffeve

[forest charm]

true

[cursive pagoda]

THE GAME

[narrow viper]

Who pinged me?

[cursive pagoda]

The boy who is up 👆

[narrow viper]

Uhh??

Where exactly

[cursive pagoda]

I just know it's up

I don't know exactly. But it sure is up

[ebon ravine]

Got to love car hunts, right?

[west kraken]

What's the best way to spend tokens?

[hollow gull]

save them.

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Xw03Gwq_jQQ

[floral copper]

i'd like to let you know im a legend rick roller that mamaged to rick roll the same guy five times

[serene galleon]

@west kraken save them then when you have a few thousand, spend them all on limited time packs in the future

[tepid cedar]

Saving them is highly recommended. use common sense, dont spend it on stuff you know you wont get (from personal experience this is an incredibly bad habit).

and dont spend them on refuels, ticket refills, or really anything small. just watch ads or wait it out, it will benefit in the long run.

[floral copper]

ok i wont spend them on gp

[ivory hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5HT8HoiAHg

for the sake of old times...

[copper tartan]

https://imgur.com/y16wzX5

[dull widget]

Rip

[serene galleon]

I mean it is realistic...

At least

[spare perch]

Cursed?

[serene galleon]

Green perfect nitro

Someone just altered the colors

[spare perch]

Huh? No I paused it at the perfect frame

(Pun intended)

[serene galleon]

Oh because it goes green blue green blue?

[spare perch]

It goes: yellow greenish yellow green blue

[serene galleon]

Oh

[still orbit]

Here are all the fire ants

@dull widget

[dull widget]

Oooh

Ew

Do you have any ant spray or anything ?

[still orbit]

I dunno

It did made me lose a race

[copper tartan]

Throw acid on them

[dull widget]

That should help

But wouldn't that damage the wall ?

[still orbit]

It’s not my wall

All I know is that’s where I put my freaking foot at

[dull widget]

Oof

Like penguin said, if you've got acid it should take care of them

[plush surge]

#💀・cheater-report lol

[floral copper]

nooo

dont extinguish the ants

make an ant farm

[copper tartan]

Then extinguish them

[floral copper]

o no

the queen ant has come out

waht have u done

[copper tartan]

The Queen is Dead.

[copper tartan]

The Robot takeover has only just begun

[faint dragon]

existence is pain

[floral copper]

t.net

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717660377504284732/717935419743797268/image0-28-1.gif

[wind seal]

My first report

[hollow reef]

k

[faint dragon]

I hope my grandprix full of hacker

[copper tartan]

Hackers don’t get banned

[rich monolith]

nice

reported him hackers

[floral copper]

Senna*

[minor turret]

And this sentence was never completed

[serene galleon]

We’ll never know what Obama’s last name is

[minor turret]

Yeah, this will be a mystery forever

[plush surge]

charlie in a nutshell: this bruh did conal---us on his sister :O ok that's about it seeya

[floral copper]

powerpoint

i dont have an ms office license

who needs microsoft office

when you have libreoffice

[serene galleon]

What’s Obama’s last name?

[copper tartan]

Trump

[serene galleon]

What’s trumps last name

[copper tartan]

Washington

[serene galleon]

FINALLY

Maxed

[minor turret]

I'm 5 away from maxing my Cayman

[serene galleon]

What should I use my import card on?

[minor turret]

Maybe Accel?

[serene galleon]

Alright

[minor turret]

It's a decent car in all stats , so it's kinda depends on problems that you have with this car

[jolly knoll]

friends, help me register in qq. I'm from Russia

[floral copper]

hi from Russia

[copper tartan]

Become Chinese

[ivory hatch]

@untold nacelle wt sdnspoon

[cyan turret]

friends, help me register in qq. I'm from Russia
@jolly knoll hi i'm from Russia. i'm red sky

[faint dragon]

wow this exploded
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/kyber-network/usd

What

hm

thats actually insane its up 120% in the past 30 days

[hollow gull]

meow meow nincompoop

[violet garden]

Rip replay button

[amber tapir]

Ven#3854 has been banned for 4 weeks 2 days

Reason: raccial slurrs

[unban]

Banned until · Aug 6, 2020, 9:22 AM

[hollow gull]

bruh what

[eternal atlas]

[hollow gull]

4 weeks for a meme.

[minor turret]

Just came here and i see this

[eternal atlas]

1 month ban i never see

[hard lintel]

That final word can be used as meaning of friend or a guy on gangs

[hollow gull]

they didn't deserve the 4 weeks tbh

[rare ferry]

hence 1 month because it is offensive and a racial slurr, anyways this is where the discussion ends, if you're unhappy about it feel free to pass the message to Mina or Claudia

[hard lintel]

Something most misunderstand a lot, you discover a lot of meaning to a word

[hollow gull]

kinda dumb

[minor turret]

I don't get what word was it , and i guess i'll never know

[hollow gull]

the n word

[minor turret]

Oh , ok

[hard lintel]

Not totally the n word, it's a modified one

[rare ferry]

A9 official discord doesn't tolerate that particular word in any form or meaning it used to be perma ban to anyone who told it, it got a bit weakened and now it can vary but like I said this is where the discussion ends, if you're not happy about the ban talk to Mina or Claudia

[minor turret]

Rip

[faint dragon]

off topic. Can we login any email for A9, irrespective of email used in Playstore? thanks!

[hard lintel]

A9 official discord doesn't tolerate that particular word in any form or meaning it used to be perma ban to anyone who told it
@rare ferry well if you take this on consideration, it's something that mods should be on care rather than ignoring it cuz it's isn't on tolerate to this server, I'm not telling you what to do, it's just my opinion and something that I hate to see it happening.

[floral copper]

is that racing with nomaan guy banned?

[faint dragon]

?anyone pls

[minor turret]

@faint dragon I don't think so

[faint dragon]

sure?

[minor turret]

Not really

[faint dragon]

ok, ill ask in other channels

thanks anyway

[minor turret]

I like how this channel is always dead

[floral copper]

just how i like when eating shrimps

[minor turret]

What?

[lyric glade]

http://chng.it/8Ckygz6D8v

[floral copper]

huh

what is new kd?

[copper tartan]

Old KD

But

Not Old KD

[faint dragon]

Oof i have to put my real name

can i put fritz or something

[copper tartan]

Just put

XxEpicGamer720xX

[untold nacelle]

@lyric glade ban

for being off-topic in off-topic

[glad wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi4ZRCCTB1Q

[hard lintel]

@faint dragon put whatever you like there, make sure you put a real email address, it doesn't have to be your main one, you can create a other one and use it

[night dawn]

I know

[stray plinth]

Hmm... 😂

[velvet hollow]

lmao

[copper tartan]

y’all like my name

[hollow gull]

epic

[faint dragon]

fix game

it sucks now

only good thing is p1 hunt

[minor turret]

Is this petition really a thing?

[copper tartan]

https://www.change.org/p/gameloft-nonewkd-removeshockwavekd?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_23314522_en-US%3A5&recruiter=1128691943&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=petition_dashboard

[minor turret]

I meant that , will it help?

[copper tartan]

Probably not

[minor turret]

Yeah , this is going nowhere

[teal frost]

Art

[tawdry creek]

dorito powah

[faint dragon]

HARRY!

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482026415219408909/730036223418040320/image0.jpg

[sharp delta]

https://streamable.com/j9q8t1 I did the coolest thing in TC2

[teal cradle]

Everyone out there complaining about how GS and Huracan and the other have advantage with the new KD system. If you can't beat them, for hells sake join em already. Why complain as if the vettes and huracans in your garage are as bad as the SRT8, when you could use them for your own good

[hollow gull]

i don't even have huracan

[teal cradle]

Neither do i

[lyric notch]

2* here, so basically useless

[floral copper]

i dont huracan

gramar

ehlp

[minor turret]

Most people here don't have Huracan

[lyric notch]

@balmy brook

[balmy brook]

@lyric notch Odd... this is the schedule from Ubisoft Forward's website:
😛

[lyric notch]

Ok good i’ll follow your time 👀 @balmy brook

[balmy brook]

The stream starts at 4am tho

But the main event starts at 5am.

https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/forward

@lyric notch 👆

[lyric notch]

5am 😤

Ring me if you woke up 😂

But i can stay up tho 👀

[faint dragon]

I wonder what car is that

[haughty pumice]

Hmmm

Sian roadster

[tawdry creek]

a roadster sian could be cool

[haughty pumice]

What time does the reveal start? @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

@haughty pumice July 8

[haughty pumice]

Time

Not date

[faint dragon]

How am I supposed to know

Ew I hate roadster car look,ugly

[haughty pumice]

Did you read any more of that article

It might say

What time it start

Roadsters look better usually in my opinion

[faint dragon]

Google it!idc about this car

[tawdry creek]

@haughty pumice 8 hours ago i think

[haughty pumice]

Ok

[teal frost]

just chillin'

[tawdry creek]

hey, watch your mouth young man

[warped oak]

👀

[hollow gull]

@unborn peak bad bad bad language

delete or suffer

[faint dragon]

Listen to your mom,she know better

[fathom cradle]

@grand sleet wait

welcome back to a9 discord

[grand sleet]

Oh ty

[toxic cedar]

I'm looking for A9 players who are tracking their in-game progress in any way for a new Asphalt 9 (web) project.
DM me if you do....

[faint dragon]

👀

[dense sundial]

Anyone Looking For Good Club
???

[faint dragon]

@dense sundial ask this in the looking-for-club channel

[dusk cedar]

I got burnout paradise remastered for my switch and I love the game

[faint dragon]

nice

i wish i had it

[still trellis]

Hey guys if you want to change the new mp you can sign this petition by asphalt89 http://chng.it/gv4XjRhxT2

[tepid cedar]

i decided to give a go at trying to make an Asphalt 9 blueprint. this is still a WIP

[warped oak]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bad-cat-ooh-oops-mistake-gif-7580421

[ivory hatch]

https://i.imgur.com/lvFzWGI.jpg

[hollow reef]

Unless you are in Italy

[tepid cedar]

ah yea true that needs to be there too

thanks, ill try to do that

[plush crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715339599727296553/729140833034698813/video0_2.mp4

[outer dawn]

first of one of these stunts i did

[toxic cedar]

too bad you didn't stick the landing....

[eager karma]

should have pressed the brake

[cyan turret]

Car sugestion is a mental asylum ambulance to take the deranged Devs for treatment

Hi Asphalt 9: LEGENDS are gameloft going to do something about the amount of players now using emulators and 120fps on android platform to gain advantage over honest players?
Not only are shockwave hackers and acceleration hackers flying high with complete disregard to Gamelofts terms and conditions, they're causing players to leave in thier droves.
These players include many whales ( Gamelofts cash cows) plus the other bread and butter players whose coin is just as valuable.
Whomever decided that the shockwave change was necessary needs to actually play the game.

7 million in club reputation is another completely ludicrous ask. With the multiplayer only good for cheating scum and hacking scum, is this really how a business wants to be known for?

The updates have caused catastrophic gameplay issues and many other issues alongside.

Have gameloft been a Victim of a serious breach in thier security?

Is this the reason why our accounts sign out by themselves or just shut down for no reason?
Being disconnected in tle events is a new one on me.... even potato servers can handle tle without issues!!
Are my personal details safe or do all gameloft customers need to worry about a software breach?

If you don't give answers to some or all of your paying consumers, how do you expect to keep the existing and gain new?

Do your management understand the severity of these possible breaches?

Real quality answers with a Q&A cross platform discussion is a good way to go to ease many of our concerns.
@faint dragon tldr

[lean goblet]

@cyan turret put that in suggestions or something

[cyan turret]

Nope

It’s really not

[lean goblet]

than what do u call it

[cyan turret]

Someone calling out gameloft

[lean goblet]

fair

[serene galleon]

Who’s that

That’s Kitboga

[lean goblet]

Oh nvm

[serene galleon]

Kitboga is like my second father

[amber tapir]

AteDuckPlz#6611 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[runic river]

Hey uh, remember when I talked about Roblox drama, and after that I said that I didn't play Roblox that much now, but I'm working on some games? Well, I can't play Roblox, I reinstalled it, but it still dosen't work, why?

[hollow reef]

https://youtu.be/MjUxlO9J1-Q

hoooo hooo hoo

now this, this is good news

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/HEsaVIxPSQQ

[runic river]

Well, shoot.

[serene galleon]

That video was so dumb, I had to put some Gillette on after

https://youtu.be/kIrD12ZEchU

[mental harbor]

@rare ferry check General 🥴

[spare perch]

Is the mk || good at forced barrel rolls or is the ramp just a weird one that’s good at forced barrel rolls

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/z13qnzUQwuI

[hasty grotto]

F 😂😂😂😂 thats 18+

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon go try listening to caramelldasen while playing the game lol

You will pass out

@faint dragon go try listening to caramelldasen while playing the game lol
@faint dragon did you try it? How was the experience?

[hasty grotto]

@faint dragon I thought it would be something good 😂😂😂

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon its fun

You will pass out
@faint dragon oh lmaoo

@faint dragon I thought it would be something good 😂😂😂
@hasty grotto it will be good if you will feel the song🤣

[hasty grotto]

@faint dragon what i should feel talala 😂😂😂

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon ever heard of this meme?

@faint dragon ever heard of this meme?
@faint dragon not yet lmao, send me som

Play that name

Aight imma head out to check som memes

[hasty grotto]

My ding ding dong that nasty guy though 😂😂😂😂

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon ye good luck and party

Lol

Use multi windows @faint dragon

Eh?

Haha

My ding ding dong that nasty guy though
@hasty grotto its a meme song lol

[hasty grotto]

I had enough internet for today

[faint dragon]

I love watching youtube lol

@faint dragon just reply back if you watch it

God the carameldasen

Pain lol

Shawty like a melody lol

Replay

[faint dragon]

@wanton spindle it just accidentally fall into the water

[serene galleon]

Well at least we know robots aren’t taking over the world

[faint dragon]

Yep

[floral copper]

so thats where most of McLaren's budget went

[faint dragon]

You ever wonder why we are here?

[dusk cedar]

I think burnout paradise might be my new favorite game I like It cause it's open world

[tawdry creek]

@jovial rock

you can change the file extension

[jovial rock]

???

Oh

Thanks

[floral copper]

no

you cant change it using that way

its impossible

[tawdry creek]

@floral copper I've tried many times

[jovial rock]

I just did but I had to use a screenshot

[hollow reef]

huh

[jovial rock]

@sukairain Thank you

Stupid auto correct

[hollow reef]

rally is the best I

Majestic machines, got to see a RS200 Evolution in person

[tepid cedar]

Rally is a great sport, lots of heritage behind it and also just an interesting concept

shame its popularity has died down

[hollow reef]

Always been a fan

The different eras are all great

[tepid cedar]

Group B was an amazing time for rallying

a lot of the greatest and most iconic machines from rallying were made for Group B

[hollow reef]

Yes

A time of near-unlimited innovation

Days when 0-100kmh was achievable in 2.3s on gravel

When you had a RWD rear engine hatchback, front engine AWD coupe with inline 5, twincharged rear engined hatchback, a Lada, and all kinds of nonsense competing in the same series at the same time

[tepid cedar]

yep

shame it lasted so short

[hollow reef]

It's easy to understand why at the time it wasn't sustainable

Safety couldn't keep up with the sheer speed of these vehicles

[tepid cedar]

yeah

[hollow reef]

But it would be possible to do safely today

[tepid cedar]

a famous rally driver died in a Group B race near the end of it

[hollow reef]

Not one

many, in many races

Henry Toivonen was the last straw

[tepid cedar]

yeah, he wasnt the only one

[hollow reef]

In general the 80's was a golden age for motorsports

You had the Group C cars pushing the envelope of speed

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/qDs7KkGcQ6M

[hollow reef]

F1 cars with great variety in spec

Group A showing the best that road cars had to offer