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bee 😂
byeet
No u
im from Russia blya
Does anyone remember Asphalt Overdrive?
Also does anyone remember Asphalt Nitro?
And does anyone think that the BMW I3 is a spritual successor to the Isetta?
Anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgbzqRu9I-c My Maxed out apollo N in Asphalt 9 ,,, !
In my opinion this vehicle is a beast and before u own this car u gotta have pure skills coz ur gonna need to know how to control its handling and top speed .. Anyway i had some nitro issues but overral this car is the way an apollo should be ! i hope u enjoy the vid and comme...
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Can y’all view that?
😒 seems hackerish to me
You sir - You achieved top tier comedy
Lol
Sorry just checking my picture upload was working.... It works 👍
Who's here using invisible mode
Lol
what the heck was that
My game lags and everyone teleports in front of me
What the hell happened
When you drift right where you life off.....you probably will turn like that
?
Reason: inapropriate memes
can you imagine a car engine on the roof
lol

Questions that even your inner self will struggle to find the answers to...
lighting looks e🇧ic in Heat - just wanting to show it 😛
Graceful roll over
who put the alphabet in alphabetical order
Take a special look as I pull the 2019 Ferrari SF90 fully sideways at the legendary Monaco GP Circuit for some very exciting Formula Drift action!
So make sure to just sit back, relax and enjoy some F1 drifting trough the small and bumpy streets of Monte Carlo.
Thanks for wat...
i wonder if you know
how they drift in monaco
finally my ps5 😍
nice jpg.
Jay peg
It's supposed to be standing
You position that ps5 wrong and i will yeet you
idc about people
the ps5's design is cool
and so as the xbox series x
playstation consoles always has a futuristic theme in it
while xbox are minimalistic
what the hell
i hope the dualshock 5 is comapatible with the ps4
and dualshock 4 is compatible with ps5
@steel veldt fake
You’re buying the PS5?
dualsense
Oh ok
that thing runs even slower than my grandma
no its called dualshock 5
Is the PS5 available to buy?
not yet
What happened
ps5-chan is available for showcase
Oh tornado
yes
i'd rather die than calling the dualshock 5 "dualsense"
I read that as Toronto
duality
warning: toronto warning til 5 am, do not come out or toronto kill
well not my phone 8)
rockstar is not funny
rockstar
how about the fact that gran turismo 7 is just a rebranded gran turismo sport
hm?
exposed
polyphony has no money
moai track doesnt exist. he cant hurt you.
moai track: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Circut_Paul_Ricard_2018_layout_map.png#/media/File:Circut_Paul_Ricard_2018_layout_map.png
i can see the moai
me too
epic
It probably steals your info idk
i agree
here is a compilation of real life 360s https://youtu.be/jQ-EKi2HhcE
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Ew dirtee
good time
always was
!!!!
i missed it by a seconf
Meg and Dia's song "Monster" But Night core and Dubstep Remix
I own nothing, all credits go to the original creater of this song
Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlEiNmVX82Y
Enjoy~! (^^)
I got all my memes named and sorted
Featuring Doge and that other guy at the bottom
I don’t know why that doge is there. I should name it. Also I forgot that guys name
@teal frost you should put a watermark on the meme lmao
yeah after i made my meme, i totally forgot something
It’s so funny trying to see google photos match faces
I r o n i c
Fake
omg omg congartz
i had enough of this
Reason: unnecessary spam
xDDD
xDDD P2W
@teal frost I think it's time for you to put your own watermark
yeah
Lmao
Yea
Oof
this is an #🪄・off-topic channel not a #demand channel
Pirelli P Zero
Feerrari SF90
farrawri
got creative in blockate
essentially what this is a 2 lobby, 8 minigame mini minigames (lel)
but it works
seriously
i used too many commands lol
rublox player
rawbloxcks
pepegablox
4K, 120 FPS, Cross-platform compatibility, and a chicken chamber. What's not to like?
Aww
@exotic mica *it's Audi R8 V10 Performance
👍
@tame kettle
I like the spoiler😳🤣
ty
wat
Is the spoiler right handed?
eh

nab
😛
lol
idk. Seemed like good run
lol
@faint dragon nice run bro.
@sweet sparrow iam sorry
👀
Lykan HyperSport 👀
The Lykan in forza sucks btw
H
@elder sinew what?
B r u h
walmart ps5
I can get a much better time.... Very bad middle part,specially in the big uphill. Just uploaded this for reference so expect a better time soon :)
Song : Au5,Danyka Nadeau - Interstellar (NCS Release)
Asphalt 9: Legends is a game created and developed by Gameloft. A...
i will ruin it once it reaches the magic number
oof, how to roast
Billie eyelash is bleh
is she permadrunk or wut
ye
I mean I listen to metal-y stuff so what do I know
Anything but metal is, to me, boring
But this makes me want to stuff my head in a pillow and yell my throat out cause it’s so sleepy
Oh fs
Lol
I believe you, lol
😛
I will edit any video that you send me [very cheap]... If u need anything edited just DM me!
Jokes on you I’m broke
Hey pal no advertising
@vernal jewel about that suggestion, that exact same thing was just posted right above you
ahyes
rainbow suit just like you like it
rainbow vests
of course
dang
H
chat dead
Alright
let me send a good car in here
Do it
That's cute alright
what would you rate it?
nice reskin of senkosan
Cute 🦊
she is very smol
but seems to be strong
would i get killed for giving her headpats?
i am a cat
poor al
I'm also cat
I'm The Cat
Two cats
3
me and jason
wth?
thats way too expensive
@faint dragon I can’t change your name
Tell me ill do it
I don’t know what do call you
Born into a world without anime
I can’t type rn apparently
I would name you something else but what I’m thinking of is too inappropriate for this server
Can I name you @faint dragon
ok
My map once thought I was in the middle of a Gulf.
@tawdry lintel either upvote or downvote, no vomiting, no one wants to see that
@tawdry creek I can do what I want. I did that because I thought that car was ugly. Deal with it.
It's not in the rules and you can't tell me not to do it.
You can't. I have blocked you.
mention is a feature
toilet spin
Reason: Bad word usage
That's a bad word? Seriously? 😂😂😂
No I'm not
pfft
...
I went to sleep at 6 am and woke up at 9 am. I’m struggling to stay awake but I can’t sleep on the job.
.
Rookie Numbers
my asian parents when i get an overall 97% insted of 100%
I’m so sleepy that I might just fall asleep standing up
Every blink has a. Chance if my falling asleep
Drink Coffee
That will ruin it even more. I’ll be home in like an hour
I just have to power through
I’ll drink coffee after a well rested sleep
hey guys can i post a link here >?
@rare ferry
In my opinion this vehicle is a beast and before u own this car u gotta have pure skills coz ur gonna need to know how to control its handling and top speed .. Anyway i had some nitro issues but overral this car is the way an apollo should be ! i hope u enjoy the vid and comme...
@rich monolith ?
@pallid loom you can post links in #🪄・off-topic #🎖・multiplayer and #💀・cheater-report under the pretence that you don't promote YT channels
it means the rule is that there's no self-promotion and the channels listed are where you can post the links granted the last 2 are for the purposes of the channel it's meant to be such as multiplayer links go in multiplayer channel and cheater reports in the said channel while in off-topic you can post any link you wish as long as it's within frames of server rules
wait sooo..
however promotion of YT channels aka advertising saying "ppl come subscribe to my YT and things like that is not allowed
i knw
good
oWo
Ok good
hi its me again im back from my leave after too long just like this sentence which will stop very soon in the meantime keep on reading until i finally decide to stop this very long and boring sentence that you are hopefully still reading
the rules of this server are made by GL I'm only making sure ppl follow them
@rare ferry well u ARE doing ur JOB
@rare ferry well u ARE doing ur JOB
@pallid loom he is
"hmmmm" - nomaan
racing with nomaan @slender mason
they are also made no to attack anyone but to enforce safe and nice environment for those who wish to enjoy the game and have a chat or express their concerns in the appropriate channel keeping in mind that there might be children aged 13 and up present
by who?
PFFFFFFF
idk someone
bye
wow then
well I got no idea by whom you where attacked or why you even said it so there's that

yeah
weird
weird how he was like "i got attacked. by someone. bye"
this is a normal convo in the a9 discord server yes
you should've said "and I thought I was the crazy one" @slender mason
unfortunately this server is not responsible for DM's you recieve from other members
I know, just find it weird
who are u @pallid loom
🤷🏽♀️
Lol yes @rare ferry your emoji is far bigger than mine

you should've said "and I thought I was the crazy one" @slender mason
@rare ferry tru lol (sorry i didnt respond for like a billion years, had to do something real quick)
omg someone in suggestions keeps posting "scam for today"
he keeps clogging up the channel
live youtube tom i think
please warn him, he's been doing this for the last couple of days now xd
wth
I always come to this chat group in the hopes of something entertaining or funny... then I see this... which just make me tilt my head slightly and wonder whhhyyy
welcome to the club brudda
Lol thanks?
speen
The destiny is in our hands and we must use it well, so enjoy! :P
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This car is silly, makes no sense and is massively unrealistic...I LOVE IT!
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10 legs
14*
10 🤔
why?
grandma(2) + moms(4) + daughters(4) + granddaughter(2) + table(4) = 16
you explain like 16 and say 14?
looks like i miscalculated
instruction unclear, chairs are floating.
table (4) + grandma (2) [mother 1 of >] + [daughter 1 of <] mom (2) [mother 2 of >] + [daughter 2 of <] granddaughter (2) = 4 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 10
there is no chair at all, dammit 😄
you didnt count chair
chair = {0}
@faint dragon correct
maybe also 3 legged stools 🤔
interesting!
What am I looking at
a glowing screen
Song : Feels Just Like It Should (Timo Maas Remix)
Artist : Jamiroquai
Album : Need For Speed Most Wanted Soundtrack
how can something
look so good from the front
and so bad from the rear
wow. i recognized that car at first sight.
What a nice colour 🤔
🧐
prototype Sarthe?
Yep
Leaked
dude no leaks mate
dudeman that was an uncool action you did there buddy mate
mate buddy pal friend dudeman can you delete that leak buddy pal friend dudeman bro mate
Price is something that everyone should know to make their decision
i think the ps5 is overhyped
next thing you know
day one software will be like
pros of ps5:
gt7
cons of ps5:
no backwards compatibility
gta 5
Customer service must be at it's full activity to handle these feedbacks lol
Like 24/7 on 3 mouths to make sure everything is on the line
is it confirmed that there isnt backwards compatibility?
bulls don't have wing
expect nothing but hope ^^
like.. which version was it.. ps3, the very first one, or idk..
wuts a ps1
geez 😄
like the ps5 is probably the 5th? 😄
so you're saying they're knockoffs?
ps2 mini? 🤔
okay, lets just say, psp and vita are portables - they're no 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..
then theres psx and ps1 slim
and the sony ericsson psvita phone hybrid
from the mcpe ad
trailer
the whaaat?
america rn
florda man
i'd rather die
what does this scream out?
and what does this scream out?
or this
and what does this scream out?
@floral copper this definitely screams something
thats not how it works
it works like how every race works
you start from the starting line smh
if you dont then thats an immediate dnf
dsq*
oh ok
Whoops wrong place
guys where do i buy pirelli tyres
eBay
eBay
where do i buy lighters
Mercari
ok good
o
so i am gonna visit china to go to the pirelli factory and tell them to reuse michelins instead of making their own tyres
michelin op
this is what happens when you use pirellis
see
karma
@rare ferry banned reaction in #suggestions
@flat ridge thanks
Ye
Lol
Ahahahahahahaha
lol
@prime merlin u r allowed to stream sth else
but i would not recommend it
coz ive deen ppl stream mc bfore
so
i would not recommend
streaming other stuff
k
weak
@hollow gull thanks
you're welcome
U know I'm busy with other 5 servers, I don't really talk in here lol
literally posted 10 minutes ago
Oh boy it’s even funnier this time
ahaha
because ahaha
Sonic 2
for the fm towns marty

Ok so...show me ur pets UwU
pets playing a9? claudia didn't you watch pan cake's video?
cats were playing a9
There was a cat contest lul
pets playing a9? claudia didn't you watch pan cake's video?
@velvet hollow nope, show meeee!
Submission for the #Catsphalt9 contest on Facebook. Contest held by Gameloft (Asphalt 9: Legends).
Music credits go to:
Highway - by F.O.O.L.
Swiggity - by IZECOLD
F.O.O.L. - https://m.facebook.com/foolmusic/
IZECOLD - https://m.facebook.com/izecoldmusic/posts
She won the contest too, she got 1st prize
not a cat but still pretty cute, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn2fsUCrNlY
@velvet hollow woooow!! cool video hahaha
Submission for the #Catsphalt9 contest on Facebook. Contest held by Gameloft (Asphalt 9: Legends).
Music credits go to:
Highway - by F.O.O.L.
Swiggity - by IZECOLD
F.O.O.L. - https://m.facebook.com/foolmusic/
IZECOLD - https://m.facebook.com/izecoldmusic/posts
love it! ^^
yup! it got first place
Thanks. ☺️
in catsphalt contest
Maybe I should do a face reveal
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bob the streetcat dies
😂
This is what I'm looking into when I get ready to get another dog. Adopt a retired K9 or MWD.
the kitty I posted I picked up from street as stray cat wehn she was 3 months old
I just need to find one that was raised around other animals. If I bring home a dog that eats my wife's cat, me & the dog both will be in the dog house forever.
she passed away a little while ago though (due to age)
Bob the streetcat dies age 14
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@faint dragon Watching your video reminds me--- I haven't had Black Beauty in any races for months... If I need an A car, I grab my Nissan or the GS.

I might even have to jump the battery on her if I ever put it in a race in A9...
reminds me when my cat disappeared after 8 years of being with me
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She won the contest too, she got 1st prize
she got nTg (no rewards) loL except appreciation for hard work
With the support of our friends at Dell Technologies, we’ve decided to give home schooling an F1 twist. In the first episode, we’re learning about predicting the future. Randy Singh, our Head of Strategy and Sporting, takes on the role of substitute teacher with the help of La...
@warped oak 3,000 tokens, and my cat's on the banners of Osaka...
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a car company thats about to go bankrupt makes a video teaching kids what probability is
seems legit
wait what
u said u got a pop-up in game
be4
nope
just catsphalt, pet/fanmade photo/video competition
This one? 🕴️
@faint dragon
Yes.

This is what happens when u get Chinese COC accounts 🤣🤣 3 more COC apps to use these ids
Thnx to Chinese govt. 😅
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@faint dragon how many Terzo BP did u have before buy multipacks?
ok im done
huh
@dapper vale 40 bps,im not lying. This fraudulently multypack scamm Has killed my hard earned token collection. Im not joking. In all packs that I have opened only got jackpots for egoista and centenario
And I also lost my interest and my patcience with this Evil intentioned game
@half walrus Hello! 
latency
This Terzo has one yeara since it was added to the game and still they trolling us for it
@faint dragon WoW and I was hopeful, I only have 9 terzo BP, I will never unlock it with this pack :/
@dapper vale There is nothing hopefuly in this luck based game
@glossy wigeon
where my bread at tho
@glossy wigeon talk
Please
@faint dragon i love you're CATSPHALT 9 video , that's cute 🤣 🤣
catastrophalt 9
Clown: The game
React with 🤡 to start
good point
there's no rule that says only road legal cars
and its already extinct when top gear
ok
but why are f1s hated by the asphalt community?
GL has just said no F1/F2/F3/F4/etc cars
asphalt 9
GL has made it more clear that A9 won't have those kinds of cars
inb4 people suggest lmp cars
A9 is real cars and interesting concepts that had at least 1 model made
i mean if some people don't want these cars in game then they should just downvote them
to tell others not to suggest them at all is silly
It's really that GL has made it clear enough that A) no F1 cars and the likes, B) no cars from before 1990ish, and C) no completely made up cars
you might wanna read the new pinned msg in #🏎・car-suggestions
it's not like gl will follow the amount of votes a certain car has
even if it's a troll car
^^^^
exactly
you're right
people still will debate whether or not the car would be good in the game
meh
naw im just asking why they're often hated
they're often hated because a large portion of the community dislikes the idea of having them in the game
you know, people are resistant to change
we wont see nascars in-game but we can make our own by installing that thicc spoiler on the zl1
this fail tho
lol
It would be a huge change, and a heavily criticised one, to add ugly boxy cars from the 60s and whatnot
oof
yeah ugly
not all are boxy
@faint dragon i love you're CATSPHALT 9 video , that's cute 🤣 🤣
@sterile juniper
Thank you so much!
and ugly? honestly a lot of today's stuff is ugly af
^^^
not saying modern stuff is better
but some of the stuff that's been suggested in the past, especially vehicles predating 1970, are hideous
the main reason I wouldn't want stuff from then is that most of the cars then would only really fit in Class D unless they add supercars or Le Mans racers
some 80's or early 90's supercars would be welcome
hm
or any German super saloon
we already have mid 90's cars, the GT1 and F1LM, for example
Very few
and their stats reflect that, the acceleration on those cars at stock is... not good
they are GT1 homologation cars
yea
what people here don't want is asphalt 8
and F1 cars/bikes/cars from the 60's outperforming modern hypercars/trucks alll remind people of asphalt 8
based on le mans they're slow probs bc the first turn is like hugging a turn and then a sudden stop to a chicane
who said that is going to be what they do
nobody, it's just that people don't want that
the old GT1 cars are pretty dang quick
nope
late 60s f1 car
*the GT1s don't have bad grip
no
the 60's F1 car will though
ik how bad those handle
It's because of very skinny and primitive bias ply tires and the fact it does not have any downforce
also weight distribution is very rear-biased
suspension design is not as good as modern day ones
They are a blast to drive in simulators but definitely not very quick anymore
in terms of acceleration not all of the older supercars are as slow as you might assume
the McLaren F1 LM in particular was able to accomplish the 0-60 in just 3.9 seconds in tests by Motor Trend
Not as fast as today's cars, sure
but it's a RWD car with 671hp and no assists unlike today's supercars
the thing about McLaren F1s is that they are significantly lighter than modern supercars
and thats a v12
if it had today's type (i.e v6 turbo, v8 supercharged) would it be lighter?
And the LM has a restricted top speed because of the wing and splitter
and faster?
Probably, but if made today it also would HAVE to be heavier and more complex due to safety regulations and all the mandated that comes with it
or take, for example, a Lamborghini Diablo VT
a 1993 Diablo VT had AWD, 485hp, and also a roughly 4 second 0-60
Though it's handling would be lacking compared to today and it clearly isn't as fast as any Aventador
That's a more typical example of a older supercar: by no means are they slow
We just live in a age with cars double the power and are a bit spoiled
if you put a mclaren f1 next to today's aventador the f1 would be shorter lengthwise compared to the aventador
that just shows how much safety improved
Here's the funny thing
a McLaren F1 prototype crashed while being tested in Namibia
by a driver with no safety gear
oh
guy crashed over 240kmh/149mph
He got out and survived
though the car burned shortly after
90's safety really isn't that much worse than today
nah
my irl car, a 1st gen Ford Focus, was a extremely safe car
if a car is wrecked into pieces then that car is doing its job very well
sure, it didn't have automatic braking, rearview camera, etc
it still was just as safe as a modern car in any situation other than a front overlap
no, we can see how blurry it is and that it isn't a embed
in addition to that you cant say the "id" word here @faint dragon
anywho a lot of the modern day safety stuff imo makes for inattentive drivers
for example automatic braking
Sure, it's meant for emergencies
what actually happens is people just use their phone and rely on the automatic braking
say it to test it then @faint dragon
Reason: Bad word usage
see
oof
This is such a clean race
I used to watch that YouTuber like 5 years ago
What does nether mean
Okay
thats usually how we live everyday
Netherlands 🇳🇱
due to our flat terrains
and due to being lower than sea level
its mostly red since tulips are red
Didn’t nether update already happen
Oh
and the water liquid thing is orange bc thats our national colour
If they didn’t add anything new since the snapshot then I’m not excited
Because you’re on console and you couldn’t play the snapshot
Oh
I played Minecraft for like 20 mins I tried to spell a bad word using those cubes but it took too long so I dropped it
Ibxtoycat mostly talks about console that’s why I assumed you were on console
Everyone has tried that at least once
Idk first thing came to mind
I’ve tried drawing some inappropriate stuff with cubes
At least inappropriate for this server
Big brain
Hope it doesn’t fail this time
I have Minecraft bought on my google account
So I could play it on android
nice