#🪄・off-topic
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Command successful
/kill @e
repeat, always on
Negative
/give @a nubia_red_magic_5g
I gonna go Sleep
Im not iphone bro
I know
E
@hollow gull is iPhone
Reason: Bad word usage
what emoji
Lol
No don't do it
M1ddl3 f1ng3rr
Just say it
middle finger.
Lol thats why
it's not that hard to type that
1 D0nT Kn0w
You said you want to sleep
Yes
Then go
No
Your mom will be angry lol
I can be till 5am if i want :D
We need some milk
Bye
Bye
coryxkenshin
gaffel kolsch
mkbhd
ha
@floral copper no
no
He's not MKBHD
didier peroni
Supra is BMW
M4 is Nissan
@teal frost Sorry for the late response. We're doing a little better here in NYC. Nothing much has opened, but we're still in the progress. How are you? 🙂
good
A true papaya
A juicy one too
Chandon
ew
pirelli p zerp
zero
introducing the new Formula E Gen3 EVO chassis for the 2023 ABB FIA Formula E Season
Today we're taking a look at 100 rare sportscars, supercars and hypercars found in racing games. We have some of the most rarest cars in the world here so please let me know which one was your favourite.. For me it has to be the Fittipaldi EF7 VGT, Mainly because i got to sit ...
yesko
yes
why is there a car named after fittipaldi
@floral copper the mclaren x2 is an F1 tho
Heyesko
😂
fan kit moment

why is that logo much thiccer?
touche drive
YES i use touch drive
touché
Hm...
hai pancake
Hello @still orbit 😄
i have decided to move to pixel art
How do you like it so far?
does A9 have any Tesla car?
Nah
Maybe in future games.
Hexagon.
yep its a bit cpiky
spiky
wait
now thats good
would be good if we could still change our xbox gamerpics
and nobody has noticed the exhausts on the tesla
lol
hugg
wow alien
last pandemic (2009) there were 1.4 billion infected but only 500k deaths..
@faint dragon yes
Okay, good.

You saved yourself from livestreaming. 🗿 👌
Oof
I wanna go outside
But obviously I can't
I'm kinda tired being stuck at my house
when Asphalt doesnt give you a 570S so you get one yourself from a different game
I checked my digital wellbeing status and most of my time was spent here
I'm kinda tired being stuck at my house
@tired flicker Same. I also wanna get out
i'm celebrating my birthday in sims since i can't throw a party irl
and no it's not my birthday
well if it makes you happy, then go for it
it is what it is
E-Tense in Asphalt 8 looks a lot smoother tbh
cleaner
Lego narrator: A man has a mental breakdown in LEGO City
Man: H@#$&#£€€£€Y
Narrator: Prepare to die
burns the man with flamethrower
Narrator: A man has died in LEGO City
Background voice: FANTASTIC!
i approve
wth
urf
The DS Survolt looks nice, in my opinion.
my driver number but mclaren styled
ugly
uneven
here are top 10 random words you will never use in your life
Is it GO or 60?
Yeah
i think you should add the parts for the buggati chiron, the grand sport which beat 300mph, and also make it faster then the usual chiron, by increaing the acelaration and speed
@eternal elk GS can beat 300 km/h, not mph
big difference btw
i meant super sport
sure you did
your actually not funny
what part of that is a joke to you
you
you do not understand jokes
what do you mean, you're life?
@RpM™Driver#9384 hello
@eternal elk chill out
for you
Lul
\
@eternal elk they'll never make the in game Bugatti go 300mph plus I don't consider the 300mph Bugatti a record
Koenigsegg ftw
?
guy's mad his bugatti isn't in the game
i didnt make it
his bugatti?
buggati did
Cough cough
Waht the actual hell
@tired flicker just gibberish
and also i didnt "want it in the game" it was a suggestion
We know very well that Bugatti made the Chiron,thanks for telling for telling us captain obvious
you want it in the game that's why you made the suggestion
We know very well that Bugatti made the Chiron,thanks for telling for telling us captain obvious
@tired flicker OOOOOFFFF
ii dont care
reply to my messages if you dont have a life
good
you replied to yourself lol
What's going on here?
Ok
Hello,
Another quick reference of the 3rd round. 1:04 is definitely possible I just kept having unlucky situations with the ramps. I hope this helps!
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feueurrm
feueurrmfilms?
Where is him though
He not join A9 Discord
Because I think he has his PT discord and he doesn't need A9 Discord
i think he doesnt want anyone to notice him
Nah
ok
A spoon is a utensil consisting of a small shallow bowl (also known as a head), oval or round, at the end of a handle. A type of cutlery (sometimes called flatware in the United States), especially as part of a place setting, it is used primarily for transferring food to the mouth. Spoons are also used in food preparation to measure, mix, stir and toss ingredients and for serving food. Present day spoons are made from metal (notably flat silver or silverware, plated or solid), wood, porcelain or plastic. There are a wide variety of spoons that are made of variety of materials and by different cultures for many different uses and foods.
Now you know what’s spoon.
Did you know? You have 2 minutes to live, but every time you breathe, the timer resets
Oof
Hey I was supposed to get a iPhone yesterday I efing hate u.s.p.s
I think the mail truck did this
Ahhh Gangstar Vegas
Reason: bypass swearing filter
oof
Fav car in real racing 3
half of those died
wen uoy hav 100 iq
If I'm from Switch, how can I get the role of Nintendo Switch?
if you go to #👋-welcome
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I am back
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@rich monolith how?
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@noble shoal now lemme ask u
a bicycle has wheels
is it a car?
its not
same for a mortorbike(or woteva u call it)
it has wheels
not a car
or
lest use sth better
a car has a bonnet
@gentle compass wdym
Welcome to the third installment for Lewis Hamilton Discovers!
In this installment:
6x World Champion Lewis Hamilton discovers Jordan!
ew
isreal
y'all like my new sim racing rig
what do you guys think
no u
and the same for @flat pagoda
a bicycle has wheels
is it a car?
its not
same for a mortorbike(or woteva u call it)
it has wheels
not a car
or
lest use sth better
a watermill wheel
its a wheel
is it a car?
no
can you not
spam this entire heck of a mess
who are "they"
those guys who give out nonsense suggestions
bruh
I hope you enjoy this stunt compilation ! :3
Big shoutout to Cars Games for this amazing featuring ^w^ :
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw6XG8zL6AX6mUTeaWdtljw
Everyone in the video :
Irish XB-70 Valkyrie
No channel
at this point im 101% sure YeS is a robot that only copypastes links here
@exotic mica got in my latest pack of cards
Omg
nitro duration how much????
me
@crisp yew depends on rice intake
Me
me
you
DEVO - Satisfaction - https://youtu.be/04pbtf5t_LU
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"Pushing Beyond The Limits"!
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"Calcitra Clunis"!
Never heard that
like a hold music
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A sample from "Daft Punk - Motherboard" slowed down a bit and looped.
Original track here :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz7YiQdNmZ8
Hm, it's nice.
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tonk
“Secret” identity
Answer here: https://www.riddles.com/8850 What is the one thing you cannot imagine?
😂
If you know you know
🤣
If you don’t then say goodbye
A poem about Table
Table is very stable
Made of maple
Supporting is able
And it’s not a fable
It even has cable
Fabled table
Imagine being that dumb
Yeah, imagine being yourself
cashing in the views
Idk
The Last Of Us
this is literally just a powerpoint of game clips with mediocre music, a constant visual filters and a few zooms littered through
@loud tapir it is getting insane in #🏎・car-suggestions
and im saying this purely because this is the second time you advertised this in #🪄・off-topic
Lmao
@azure saddle that jurassic park meme might get taken down
Avocado
guacamole
looks like pear to me
It’s an avocado
Avornado
maybe 2 in 1
Tornacado
😳
😳
I'm scared mom bring me coca cola
Oooouuu
2069 better year
imagine playing A9 with tilt on that thing
@rare ferry so the TV gonna be a wall
What about a movie cinema tv
no the wall will be TV not the other way around
A skyscraper?
I’ve hooked up my xbox controller to my phone
CRAPer
It’s hard playing a9 with controller
eww Fortnite
It’s not like a play it anymore I only got back on so I could play with my friend and the star wars event
Fortnite = 94R8493
it's a 12y old kid's game
My black knight acc got hacked and fn became more pointless
The games honestly dying
Warzone is the most popular game now
never heard of it
but then again I don't play FPS for a long time
my 1st 3 PC games where FPS called Doom II, Strategy game called Warcraft I and driving game called Grand Prix 1994
69 Battery
this is amazing
i agree
drugs are bad, mkay...
de Blasio has the entire city on house arrest. Everyone is supposed to be sheltering in place & staying in their homes, so why did she even hit enough traffic to allow police to catch her? And why didn't she just activate the emergency lights & siren & head for New Jersey or Connecticut???
..
humanity drives itself crazy
maybe didn't know which button to press
Do like I did when we got a new cruiser delivered--- HIT THEM ALL & SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
yay cute
that is very smexy car
mclaren
I’ve sat inside a McLaren not a senna
It was the 570s GT4
dont make a joke off the lamb
@novel igloo
I'll just cook the lamb for dinner
damnit
we all reacted the same
bruh
I'd be hitting walls etc if I was driving that parody of a car
mainly coz I'd be laughing like crazy
imagine riding a nike
McLaren 720 s
nike 720s
Mac Clare in
For raw ree
Lamb or genie
Poor she
Mouse say these
Low tous
Beam Double you
Hmmmmm
I wonder on what is @cerulean delta and where I can get some of that
:thonk:
@grand sleet car name?
@rich monolith McLaren 570s GT4
Why ... 😦
Hmm
Range Rover Evoque but its a sedan
Did u learn anything
@teal cradle looks cool tho ngl
I certainly agree^
@stray plinth that would be the best way to find out what does what in a patrol car
Ben Curtis Dude Dell Commercial
AHH
yay
After 49 minutes of searching
I found a website
AHH
it’s a scam
How dum
So many scams
Bruh
How
Scammer
You shouldn’t say that here you know
Hk
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My school life in a nutshell
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u
नमस्कार।
इस वीडियो में देखिए Samsung Tab A 10.1 2019 2GB+32GB में Asphalt 9 गेम का गेमिंग रिव्यु !
आशा करता हूँ कि आप को ये वीडियो पसन्द आएगा !
अगर अपको वीडियो पसंद आए तो हमारे चेनल को सब्सक्राइब करें वीडियो को लाइक, शेयर और कमेंट जरुर करें !
धन्यवाद !
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its like 30 fps for me
Ñ
I hope I'm not braking the rules here but why would you ?!??!?
Wh-
wait fr? Oh man I guess I shouldn't do it anymore
🤢
Wait what.
Um...
Oh.
Wth who would do that @dull widget
Dunno
The stuff people do
Is just really dumb they literally give a middle finger to mother nature
Ye
@fluid mica is that an old 1980 Mercedes-Race car??
It is a Syabeeehn C9
Its a sauber c9 i belive
@fluid mica thank you yep that’s the name I have it gran turismo
Nice
I like xbox
I wish i was alive to see the group c era
And ps4
I prefer xbox
And all play station
But thats just me
I have a xbox
One or 360?
360
Nice
U have 360?
Yea i have 360 and one
Oh
It's been so long since I've played Xbox one
I had all playstation except Vita
Not that I remember rn I'm playing the fast and furious one @fluid mica
I will probably play the fh2 next
i have a wii
Do u have a copy? @sonic gate
my parents illegally bought it in China when consoles were still illegal
Bc they took it off the store
It's downloaded on the Xbox @fluid mica
O nice @sonic gate
Yes
Ok I got to go do something so night people
this thing, has most of my PS2 games inside
Bruh
dude, this is like discovering acient relics
bruh carbon
😃
gold
yes hp
H o t D o g
that's taco
😍
😄
I've played all of those
"never played"
it's reality
you've taken control of me to play the game
there's only 1 game I've played for more than 10 years probably would play it even now if I had an actual internet instead of 4G
@hollow gull that is my leg xd
technically played it through you but never played it
Until we figure out
so it is your crotch
@hollow gull ye
Need for speed rivals and hot pursuit 2010 were my favorite
idk what the hell happend to my Hit and Run Cover 🤣
Those are e p i c tho
I used to have Mario kart wii
everything was in japanese except carbon
Fun as
and i couldnt read it
i had the wii
and i could only have 1 save on carbon
if i had more than 1 profile my wii would freeze
There was something wrong with carbon
and all i have was twilight princess, mario strikers charged and cooking mama
wow is that leged of lonk
yes i loved cookimg mama stufughjgguj
Many people had this issue
"honey, you've undercooked the lamb souce"
psoa;fepa'f
yikes
yes, liu
Ur name is cool
no hard r so epic
consideringmodsaretoocarelesstodostuffso
mods banned me for quoting obama
welltheyredumbthatsallicansay
Obama is very inappropriate
why though
"L*t me be clear"
let
wait what
you can not say the L word bro thats illegal bro bro
let
b a n
L
ban and lynch radiogamer for being a dum
i will call obama to the rescue
i will say the n-word
ni||tro||
Ahem...
Reason: Bad word usage
nitro energy drink
This is a family-friendly server.
hey guys i got a handful of jokes here
Mods online.
Pan he won't bother looking in this chat
Well, true.
there is no meme
- it was very time-consuming.
same, panny
- apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
me too, pan
Polite cat.
ah yes b o b
- He was given two consecutive sentences.
Alastor throwing strawberries at Angel Dust, interesting.
i thought that was a tambourine
- I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
alastor poops strawberries
Hm...
- Not only is it awful, it's awful.
@crisp yew What do you speak of? 🧐
just to recap ive been typing in only the punchline of some one-liners to streamline the joke-telling experience
- (Credit: justbadpuns.com)
let me tell funny joke
- then it dawned on me
Huh.
- I do.
is that gif meant for me
Asphalt 9 to be shut down, A10 to take its place.
- I’m just not on the right planet.
maybe
@cinder cosmos That's a good point actually.
thats all for the jokes for today, log right back on tomorrow for more speedy jokes, streamlined and made more efficient than ever before.
i won't log back tomorrow
I wood really hope you do tho
Affirmative, sir.
Oh, one more thing...
@cinder cosmos You can grab a platform role in the #👋-welcome channel to unlock more channels. 
tomorrow i'll be telling you jokes without the punchline
Camiseta Confortavel
the punchline is overrated anyways, prepare for an absolutely mindblowing experience
oh god
what's the punchline
without the punchline
instead
more tomorrow
Ded
that would give me another 3-day ban
maybe not
the joke will be me getting banned
Talking about ban, if i have too many warms i can get permanent ban?
w a r m s
warms
if you have too many warms you might get burned instead of banned
true
wack
jason is the master of shower thoughts
But someone answer my question pls
probably yes
possibly
@faint dragon I'm not too sure about the number of bans, as I haven't been banned before.
I gonna be more careful so :v
when i shower i automatically thoughts
5 warns = ban
@hollow gull well, it doesn't come everytime
Reason: Bad word usage
Oh, no.
that's why it's called shower thoughts, jj
F
and n word man is muted
it comes in the most random time ever
oh no they found you
the mods they found our top secret hide out and captured our uh
our
uh
friendly chat user
oi
oho
ono
Oi mano
racist homophobe
you sir, you don't wanna do that
...
fat lag discord
i
Wut
testing 123
My discord is broken
Oh no, i have fallen and i can't get up
ok we're back
so we back in the mine
fat
Me too
gaymers Unite
yes
Can we have tr4ns3xu4l P0..?
what are you even saying.
good
somebody posted this here earlier
congaorijnoin s guy
oh, and
now do you want to see the entire shrek movie in crisp 20 fps
anime shrek
yes or no i need an ans wer
dude went up
kinda a bruh moment right there
yes
@crisp yew send moar weird veideeyos
Reason: Too many infractions
[unban]
🗿
veideeyoke
dat's a hyuj f
Composers:
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that would be an appropriate description yes
ah yes i can see that it is a
coffin dance except it's a chunk of dirt with a dead body inside
it is a uh
Toyota is also part of the beeg grille gang
epic meme guys
he aint got no brim...
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thats so depressing
yeay
This debut by Bratkilla on Yellow Stripe Recordings shows his remarkable dancefloor trademark, combining hypnotic melodies with pounding rhythms. 'Corona Virus' is the collaboration with YS commander C-Netik that infects dancefloors with its hard hitting anthemic rave vibes, a...
this video is 6 years ago
y-you do know theres a virus called the SARS coronavirus right?
yes
haha
This is what happens when u sneeze
they make simulators out of everything
next thing you know
they will make
uhhh
C H A I R simulator
update!!! COVID-19 !! sneezing simulator
covid-19 simulator
the real virus experience
Ok