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also don't try to bypass the chat filter
and posts with profanities are also not ok
hell
it's fun to see none of the mods are paying a single eye on this non
Stop
for god's sake.
now it's homophobic, alright then
To alert them
Your not funny, your just being ignorant
What?
You think I'm against lgtbq
Ok
Get out of here
BRUH
Honestly
jesus
He's here
stop
@viscid violet
This guy is terrible
<@&469459051105878016> are u gonna do something??
DON'T
They did
don't tag all of them
see, even vulking doesn't even care
Oh damn
Victor does
the mods here are useless
don't even try to call them, why do you think they're on "Do not disturb" mode
👀
Reason: disrespectful
😳😳😳
oh yeah sure
Then what’s the point of them being mods lol
Reason: toxic behavior
I have been warned
Hmm
The ban hammer is next
Rightfully earned
Rightttttt
I miss slug car
😭
It’s very bad
Bruh
@tawdry creek smh
Can’t drove
i was switching internet
sure
things on windows are pretty much complicated
K
Understandable
Rate it out of 10
10 despite ur previous actions
What about them
Lol
was switching internet for hours
Why was l ping?
heh
is that the same font from Animal Crossing
Whats going on here 🧐
⚫
@faint dragon
Noooo wayyy
xD
Ferraris in Asphalt WHEN
I know there are several.
But man, i always wondered why they're keeping the super / hypercar formula
They look like a Hot Wheels car from 2005.
Have you seen at Lambo Egoista? Jesus christ what is that
Reason: memes contain profanity/ multiple violations
I just had a heart attack lmao

ha, all my memes are family friendly
that looks
wack
"Aerodynamics are for people who cant build engines" -Enzo Ferrari
byootiful
well according to enzo
ah yes, another Kyza masterpiece @hollow gull
yes
also ferrari a year later:
oof
oh well
when you realise cameras during the 60s had 8k quality
F
can we get a f and a red car for supersonic quitting?
Truly the saddest moment in history.
Markiplier crying:
https://youtu.be/O0a64wprkfo
wait sg is quitting aswell?
wait who quit before sg?
fab
yes SG left
who's next
Me
same
https://youtu.be/gQIbdEf3GA8
It’s not off topic I just can’t send links in other channels
Top 10 clubs in Asphalt 9 from March 20th to April 13th.
Sorry for the quality.
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#goodbye #asphalt
S.g :'(
it's time for an F in the chat
F is for fab
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Hallo@hollow gull
bite his chin
i’ll probably meet Thanos.
Yay!
epic
I'll gonna tell him to ....
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"h"
-Barack Care Obama, 20014
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Main_HHH (most wanted 2 build)
Damn, he's begging for attention.
I've seen too much of that today.
Hey peeps
Since February.
share-it
QR Code
Um...
I wanna scan it
Too bad I forgot everything
Unfortunate.
...
Why frick my viberater not rating my vibe?
Earth has been warned, this time 2 million cases, next time 2 billion cases
do somethign to fix android mp! My friend from windows got 5500 rating and got top 3k. I made almost 11k rating on android, and I couldnt even get top 3k. I was 4000th position. It is so unfair!
@hybrid trench
Your suggestion is so dumb. Android have 10 times more players playing the game then player on windows. It's not how much we on windows need to play it's cause we dont have 100 000 players to compete with like you do on android.
Power outage time
My epic gamer computer now has 80 minutes of life left
Wifi is out
F
On Windows TLE events people need to make 2-3 seconds better time to reach top 10% then on android. Now thats something that is unfair. Never mind that on some events like A elite on windows your top 15% if your 300 position
@hybrid trench
Your suggestion is so dumb. Android have 10 times more players playing the game then player on windows. It's not how much we on windows need to play it's cause we dont have 100 000 players to compete with like you do on android.
@analog yacht EXACTLY thats why I want them to split the android playerbase so we have less people to compete against, and it would even out the competition, windows TLE is easier than andoird, so splitting the playerbase would make it so that the TLE is the same level of difficulty on both platforms and the grind needed for mp is the same too. Now who is dumb?
Windows dont effect android platform this game dont have cross platform play
well move your account on windows then and play on windows
so I want them to split the playerbase or cross platform the game
It takes them forever to transfwe the account
One of my clubmates has been trying to transfer his acc over to windows a almost a year
and GL customer care is just horrible
Windows TLE isnt easier when there are less players you get worse percentage
they cant do it and keep delaying it
@analog yacht it technically is the same
5% of 100 is the same amount porportionally to 5% of 1000
Maybe if you specified what to do instead of just saying “do somethign” you guys wouldn’t have this conversation rn lol
unlike 3000 of 100,000 vs 3000 out of 500,000
Maybe if you specified what to do instead of just saying “do somethign” you guys wouldn’t have this conversation rn lol
@crisp yew i specified many solutons to fix it before
Pagani contest on android you be top 5% with 1:06.xxx time while on windows your still on top 25% even with 1:04.xxx
and I talked to devs
ok
they all say that "we will present the suggestion to our team and they will decide wheter to implemet it or not"
@hallow pumice how is windows TLE easier?
I need more proof that android is harder
I already know android mp is way harder since of hackers and more people
i cant say android mp is harder to play
Pagani contest on android you be top 5% with 1:06.xxx time while on windows your still on top 25% even with 1:04.xxx
@analog yacht umm no I am top 75% with stock pagani I have 1:10
or 1:12 i forgot
it just takes more time to play
i cant say android mp is harder to play
@analog yacht in the top 500-1000 positions for the legeday rivaly series mp
I got paired with hackers every race
even 1v1 with them
ask any android player who has been in the top 1000 or top 500 for any period of time and they will tell you the exact same thing
i have played enough on android and i hardly ever see cheaters
on rush?
I do see potato server issues a lot
on every mp
they teleport with intant SW at the start
its not potato
@analog yacht do me a favor go to the top positions and then talk to me
otherwise I dont wanna hear from you
go to top 500 at least in legendary rivalry
all the free try seasons
3169 position on android with Pagani 1:08.042 time and 50%
since all the hackers are noobs and dont have good cars
so its the free try unlimited fuels seasons they do the best in
Windows 553 position and 25%
ok you realiazaz
that windows has way less players
android club positions are 4x lower than windows
this game have toooo many issues with there potato server to see lots of cheater every race
and mp needs 2-3 times higher rating
come at me bro
@analog yacht trust me I know what a cheater is
They have shockwave at the very start of the race
It must be very obvious like shockwave from start
wreck a bunch
and still come out
yes EVERY haker I see it SW at start
that is the most common hack
there isnt really any other hack that is used a lot
SW at start is the most common nd easiest to spot
well looking the cheater report channel
there are lots of noobs reporting every potato server issue 😄
crash and instantly spawn. thats potato server out of sync
yeha a lot of them are server issues
but a lot of them are legit too
there are so many hackers it is a pain to go record EVERY single race and post it
im pretty sure there is a slowmode there too idk
i dont see any hacker
but yeah, I faced about 15 hackers in 24 hours
i sometimes see cheaters but hacker is totally different thing
Wanna hear a Facebook joke
A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock.
Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!”
Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?”
To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!”
Cinderblock says to her mother, “hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!”
and my rating would drop a lot
then I have to beat legit players
and then face hackers again
hacker is a compliment for the noob who use cheats as a professional high skilled computer specialist
they dont modify the game
I just mean a person who downloaded a mod for unfair advantage
idc if they made it or not
irdc
I only care wheter they use it or not
They download modified game from cheat site and install it on there device and play
thats for android. On windows you need secondary cheat engine program
thats why android has so many hackers
android have lots of cheaters cause there are lots of players too
but the percentage of cheats is higher too
its easier to cheat on android then the other platforms
Cheats are made on android cause it's a big market from where to earn money
It's same like virus on windows and not so much on IOS/MacOS
yeh
well my club mate just said that he saw cheater in every last 20 race he played
how does he know its not potato server issue?
he ended hes day in gold league around 2500 ratings
well i didnt talk about it with him. Probably a lot was potato server issues too 😄
yes
many times i thought there were chjeaters
but its just potato server
at least for me, there arent that many cheaters in rush mp
its mainly in the limited series mp
maybe since I dont try in rush
but i half-try in the other seasons
well i sometimes get in a potato server and have some weird good acceleration that i go past everyone fast with a car that dont even have good acceleration
exatly
i didnt play much mp today so i dont know
i made to around 1500 rating and i had all flags packs done
i dont do more mp a day then all flag packs
Congrats!
I wouldn't really congratulate myself for being infected. 😶
you are?
Ouch - hope you will be well again soon!
mh
These vids are too off topic for even the off topic channel
Easter:
I can't tell if that's real or not.
My name is Furry Alien and I am the fastest cat alive.
@cerulean delta By 'furry alien cat', do you mean Mewtwo?
Mewtwo is not a cat.
@faint dragon kind of, yes
Technically a cat. 😄
Mew, looked and sounded exactly like a cat. Mewtwo derived from Mew.
Moo two
He a bully dog
Practice your second amendment
Vaporeon gonna get vaporized
Ding dong ding dong ding dong
Lol
bmw supra
Lol
lamborghini p1
Koenigsegg Prius
Bugatti E-tense
Government:work from home
Football/soccer players :
Football players try to juggle with toilet paper and some show their skills, other fail
The #StayAtHome football challenge ft. Messi, Henry, Carragher, Joao Felix, De Ligt & many other
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Program ➢ Adobe Premiere Pro
Ohio.
Really. 😅
s
meme skills
Scill
the s is me
me
no me
no me
fight me
fight me
lmao i just realised
🗿 👌
8 more days until April 21
It was supposed to be out on the 31st of March
7 more days before my depression returns
@hollow gull school?
Why?
Same
When I have a headache I kill everyone around me (metaphorically)
same
same
@hollow gull Did you draw that character? 🧐
no, i didn't draw that
Oh.
i barely have the skill to draw that
it's his character
oh wait sh
Aaaa
@hollow gull draw me
👋
Too late.
there you go
gamer pose
@faint dragon photoshopped by FOOB
2011, what...
I can't tell if that's real or not.
Huh.
Tesla Toaster
Tesla Musker
Yes.
Elon Tesla.
YeS is great.
YeS keeps us alive
YeS indeed.
If it weren’t for YeS, we would all be nO
Thanks, CheesePake
Anytime.
Razer Toaster: Am i joke to you?
I forgot that existed.

Wait.
I thought of something.
Genius.
buy a juno
the svj isn't in the game
@cerulean delta thats cisco ramon
just telling you my hands are sweaty thats why theres a w next to "me"
@floral copper Can you solve...
+ 2️⃣ ?
The one and only. 
big brain
@faint dragon why RpM left server did ?
Oof 😅
I'll go back when I'm ready. 😅
btw whats up with the nickname? xD
did u smack ur keyboard?🤣
go away hooman or we bite yuuu
smudge
dog
who
Imma show
You watching the flash too?
Yes but actually Yes
lmao i was playing gran turismo
and one song catches my attention cause it sounded so funky
Lol
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that's the song
J u n o R e a c t o r
H
Juno and the onuJ
the song shall play everytime i came across juno in nfs heat
onuj
nice
Lyle Whalen does not have a good feeling about onuJ.
ok
Onuj is me
stamina
@abstract vapor
fancier one cuz yes
@floral copper technically yes is yes and no is yes but not always.
No is only yes when yes is maybe
H is G when G is E
E
Netflix is free
for all
michael be vibin
Hmmmmmmmmm
lyle whalen, brother of michael whalen
Behold, Lyle Whalen.
Perfect bros.
Funny thing is, Lyle's cousin is Kyle.
But Lyle and Michael are brothers.
Kyle's sad.
Kyle Lyle Micheal
gotta remove it
what a ffff nnn
lmao
🗿
the fourth brother, aris
Who?
Only Lyle and Michael are bros.
Hydra
Mission Report, December 16th, 1991
A
?
No, it's 984.
then that will be the neighbor, keith
Kyle remains in deep thought.
2 floors high...
If I were to fall out my window, I would have a 12% chance to die
Hm, that's low.
did you try turning it off and on?
Yes
That's...unfortunate.
bruh it's the screen
all around me are familiar faces
onuJ
Michael keeps his distance with Lyle because Michael has corone
Foobie is actually crying
rip best cry ever man
Ik
coming soon
that looks like trash
luckily for you thats the a9 carrera gt decal
no i meant the graphics
@faint dragon who knows btw it’s a joke
eh the crew 2 isnt good with graphic i guess
@crisp yew that’s a really cool decal
eh the crew 2 isnt good with graphic i guess
@crisp yew wait that’s the crew 2?
yay thank you
Allg you got it
why is the porsche logo in the middle of the hood?
thats the asphalt 9 logo
wait the wrap for the Carrera GT has that decal on the hood?
no
we're not getting it anyways
@floral copper also all Porsches have logo on the hood I think
the position of the logo on that particular one is kinda off
My first 3D related Timelapse! I figured i'd start with a Video of my Cybertruck Re-design I posted in November last year! The first 10 minutes pretty much show the process of me developing the base design & then the last five feature some rendering snippets :). I'm new to thi...
@tawdry creek
well, that's because it doesn't have a long hood
watch Kyza doing his miracle works
lego cybertruck
L EGOmy
joj ceec
Name a one letter word
h
a
e
i
Aflac.
@hollow gull it’s actually ekiN
it’s a reverse, condensed fat nike
Thicc Nike
Or a moon cake.
...
As in, a literal one.
luigi scared of da ghosts
I found suckers worse than GL
what is that even for?
Special needs stickers for special needs people
😆 so true
“Computer”, -Linus tech tips 2020 twitter.com
my heart died when people call any car from a motorsport series a racecar
@hollow gull I found another one
They’re messed up
That doesn't even look rich.
That looks like...
Little Nightmares.
they’re not even that high quality stickers
i’ve seen better for free
they’re just money 💰 steals
those gotta be the ugliest emojis i've seen
anyways, have cataclysmo
the alastorn't
it's been a while
I forgot how to write
i almost do
i hit the lowest bottom of the ocean
sad ngl
oh yeah i forgot about this
my art style sure change a lot h
hhh
Why is there a spiky line over the eyes
@calm pollen name me one country RN that is successful thanks to communism believes
Please
🙃
i mean
social democracy
norway
not total communism but social democracy
sweden
england
there has never been a communist country
👍
it's all been authortarian
Ok let’s not go on
marx was super libertarian and communism is supposed to libertarian so that's why it's failed so many times
ok sorry
What’s your favorite car
Yess ssir
i know a lot about cars but i never knew about pininfarina until i started playing asphalt 9
but it kind of looks like it's flourishing with the release of the battista
i like seeing small supercar companies do well
yeah
I have a hat of the H2 Speed
nice
Yess ssir
@faint dragon
THE EBBIC battle
Oop
noice
@cyan turret hmmm I didn’t do it tho
Oop
COP
BaselCentenario#2808
GET OUT OF HERE PIG
Reason: Capital letters
Lmao
PIGGY GET OUT OF HERE
Reason: Capital letters
and he oop
Lol
Foobie mutes himself
Reason: Capital letters
Rip
Reason: Capital letters
dont do it
@cyan turret looks like that’s old pic you got there
I don’t see anything
Also that was someone else
Cuz it’s deleted
He left
Oop
Say whatever u want
I will
But don’t accuse anyone and don’t go around snitching unless it’s actually a big problem
@cerulean delta atleast you're not banned
Coz it’s none of u damn business and it wasn’t directed to u
How about this we fight in dm besides here
Lol
Or how bout this
I don’t wanna fill my dm with your garbage
what the hell is even happening
@hollow gull a little case
It all started when I mentioned that someone used a reaction
@hollow gull he going around snitching and accusing me of something I didn’t do
Person won’t be disclosed
what the hell is even happening
@hollow gull I also wanna know
eh
@faint dragon save ur breathe u deleted it urself cuz nobody else put that up
@hollow gull he going around snitching and accusing me of something I didn’t do
@faint dragon what he accuse u of?
3 pings within a minute, nice
Seems some one didn’t read rules
4*
@cyan turret sooo why do u care
And obviously I did
None of ur damn business
@faint dragon u can tell me in DMs
Sure
@cyan turret no one gives a damn about u
U mean u
Don’t worry @faint dragon does
Ur saying when everyone calls u pretty it’s a lie?
i still need context
@cyan turret how would I know ur not the one who started it
Lol
Coz it’s clearly not me
Bring it
ok maybe it's better to take it to the dms
Bruh he won’t even try
it's getting kinda inappropriate and uh yeah, mods gonna get involved again and problems would probably increase
That’s it I’m done
alright then
@cyan turret 👍🏼
Even though I kinda hate that car cuz the black rims got removed
Sure
@faint dragon tbh I’m known for starting drama
I told those two guys in dm
I’m not gonna fight no more
Neither am I
Unless both of us want to be banned
😅😅
Wow
I’d rather slam my tongue in a car door
nice recovery both of you
nice recovery both of you
@fresh ingot I’d rather slam my tongue in a car door
ngl this is like the only argument that ended pretty damn chill that i've seen in this server, so far
Well
Me too
@faint dragon it’s kinda funny when u see it later cuz I actually am


