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eg
Hunt
Event
2020
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What is that
E moment
Morse keyboard...
:OO
Btw
(. = E) in morse code....
Can you help me with that?
Eβ’
.
. moment
.--. .- -. -.. . -- .. -.-.
-.-.--- -- .. -.--.
. . --- --- -.
E
(....)
π who knows what does that mean deserves a veteran discount.
I don't lmao
EEEE?
EEEE
No.
HHHH
it's .-. face
HHEE
Fattt
Wot
fat
belly
Belt
He deserves it!!!
Wot?
Sky gonna be dark soon.... π
(Even in the morning)
True
that's dark
(yeah, it is illegal to say it in YouTube videos lmao)
What is illegal to say
Yes
you are?
Urus
This is discord not YT
K fin
Delete that
No
K fin
No
π
...
what the hell
(Depression has joined the chat)
Bwahahahaha
Stop
Fin is End in spanish π€
Mmm....
K fin
Kend
K fin
fin k
fink
Funk
#coronachan
SPOTIFY:
https://open.spotify.com/album/1xnkergkwYthvc2umjX37m
iTunes:
Cooming soon
dancing animations:
https://twitter.com/_icecreamteam_?lang=en
smelly tip jar:
https://ko-fi.com/moxifloxi
people's gonna get mad at me for this
Iβm panicking
Didn't understand a fraction of that vid
Being too dum is good sometimes
Driver is too innocent for Jason's world
true
like me before I got manipulated
hmm
a
yes
._
(a)
yes
Thicc
yes
Is it that hard to Not look at a thicc ||(y,know what i mean.....)||??
Just chill and listen to the older albumzz
https://youtu.be/0dbXnfl8ZcM
Purchase, download & stream "Artificial Selection" here: RiseRecords.lnk.to/ArtificialSelection
LYRICS:
Used to be so judgmental
Now I respect the ones who dare to be sinful
I was searching for my pride
Now I know it's all fleeting
just glad to be alive
Brontosaurs fear of...
coming to epic games for free also you have to 17+ to play so just so you know when the time comes it will be on there
k
The End!
@thorn granite That's a really neat collection you've got there!
why
Yup
Hopefully it doesn't become as bad as here...
ididntsayanything
Lol
Official playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWZUWZIwpqsT3
Buy/Stream: https://colt.lnk.to/On_And_On
Motion: Brandon Ventura
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My last GT Sport video π https://youtu.be/WXxdk_4oAeg
Here I've put together a bunch of recorded races starting from my first Gran Turismo Sport Race, to my last (2017 - 2020). Enjoy!
I had so much fun editing the video, but it also shows how much I have to learn and improve on my editing skills. Hope it's not too distracting.
...
nice thumbnail
Y do u always use that
@sonic gate u mean this π emote?
Yes ! @faint dragon
@drowsy comet wassup lmao I have joined
Men in black
MIB,but it's Indian
it's african though-
._.
do you play on pc?
Ok,no
n o
that grill was totally photoshoped in
It is a render after all
yes
Lol
heck, I would drive that
i'll be on the passenger seat
Nice boat
that render was made on the 9th of April
holy freak
a fresh new render
little rampage needs a comeback
that looks pretty cool ngl
you just did
@teal frost We need that for all our A9 drivers.
@hollow gull yeah, I just did
You think ill be able to play Asphalt 9 on this fake iPad from like idk when the 1st iPad launched π
@faint dragon yeah
people out here dying and beau is just
gamer posing
@faint dragon Android 2.1 lol
@sour vapor iPads doesn't run on Android πΏ
bruh moment
Bruh
i need more deers in acpc
There's alot(I guess).....
yes
i want all of them
so far i only have beau and bam
bam is nice
but beau
beau is b e a u tiful
good joke juniper
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πΏ
jason regretting the things he had done:
but hey
we were all racers
since when we were just a little white tadpole
teehee
why
do you play on pc?
@hollow gull Yes
of course
Im looking for some people on PC
I need a real challenge there
the second shot is impossible to do without camera tool
smug_conan
shaQ
O.
.O
circular object
Grand Turism
Neil.
Grand Turism
o
I've just made a controversial discovery that the Fiat Multipla face looks like a hamster
and it is cute as hell
Almost had it.
Anything could look like a fiat multipla if it's ugly enough (?)
I'm getting branded as rice now
rice skyline rice skyline rice skyline rice skyline
tuned Multipla
Brb, I'mma check if this is banneable
Fr, I can't imagine a riced multipla
πΏ
But why?
n
and that car on the far back is none other than
vulcan in gt has horrible brake
me no likey
Has anyone played Daytona USA?
@warped oak yes this
not really
π
π
hell
I forgot what shaders i used to make the game look like that
i'd love to mess around with the camera tool
vanilla tool is eeeugh
decent but yeah
I used vanilla tool there
oh
how about the graphics
Somehow i dont like the Vulkan
@nocturne carbon
What...
Nah you just gotta find the right angle
ps4
Bruh
but yes
Not bad, a little bit of lens flares should do it
right
@mild quiver I remember that. π
nice r32 btw
π
@sonic gate probably there is some interesting topics goin' on and i'm reading it
always take the one with butter, smart cat, lol
facts
had to look it up at urban dictionary, lol
bruh
i'm surprised that i haven't build the exige yet lol
Its not that powerful, it has amazing handling but its engine is weak. Boxster 6
Mine got glitched during the first updates and has a LaFerrari V10
It cannot be stopped lmao
dang
my fav car wallpaper, actual car and street, not from a video game
WOW IS THAT A SOOPRA
Reason: Capital letters
π«
really wish that you could use the laf v10 for other cars
it some kind of a lambo i think
it sounds really nice
really wish that you could use the laf v10 for other cars
@hollow gull yeah but its too powerful
indeed
Nvm @warped oak
Its literally the best engine of the game
not from a video game, but just a render
No das no Supra Mk.4 2JZ
Table?
Yes?

Tje Table
the f1's most powerful swap is a forged l6
Random
Oh yeah,the F1 is p good
it's one of the fastest cars in the game
wish this was my drive in Florida, lol
RSR competitor
Yeah, matches the RSR if well driven
lol
true that
over done or just right, you be the judge, lol
.
||W h y ?||
panny do you approve my picture
@mild quiver π
the one with the π ±οΈulcan
:(
why though
final pic, not sure what this is, the title says, yellow demon
@hollow gull Almost anything with the Vulcan is good.
need to go separate out some turkey burger and chicken into the freezer, laters all, stay safe
U to
koenigsegg is koenig's child
yes
now that i think of it
the koenigsegg logo actually does look like an upside down egg
right? lmao
An Easter egg.
Eh...
swallow me, mother earth
Ebola
2020
That thing controllable at this point.
Why
Is it legal to use emulator to play the game?
My phone kinda heats to much and i dont want to use battery
Emulators in general are illegal @nocturne carbon
That won't change anything @nocturne carbon
Gameloft said it's ok to use an emulator while you're not going to use any of the advantages some of them offers, like macros or scripts.
You will be able to play the game but Customer Care won't have any responsibility if you have problems with your account.
Sadly.
You want to keyboard with asphalt 9 use Samsungdev.com can help you if you skill with keyboard
I'll use a controller
No.
Anyways, Nox or BlueStacks, both runs good Asphalt.
You don't need to the emulator because of the emulator illegal through the root too that's a reason
No, all emulator only samsungdev.com
Im just gonna download Nox emulator, plug my controller and start playing
You check samsungdev.com
Nox emulator is a risk of your account
Yolo
You know what
Im just gonna use my phone
@kind raft any emulator is a risk to an account.
Like a normal human being
Stop spamming that site, please.
Asphalt team will help you to understand
No
The world is ending but it's going to take more then a virus to kill mother nature
@nocturne carbon what problem does a SD 845 phone have??
I just gotta grind for the 911 GT1 Strassenversion
@sonic gate it's better to pray for God will do more you
Eventually i'll get it
Dunno why they called it special
It seems that Strassenbersion was too complex
Yes @kind raft
What is your religion @kind raft
π€
If u don't mind me asking
Same
But I am small faith
Yes @nocturne carbon
π
Nope Texasπ€
Wait I check
Looking good
A lot of people in this chat seem to come from NJ but not me @kind raft
You Texas any city name
Kinda
Yes
Wait
@sonic gate not found kinda in Texas
That's not the name of where I live @kind raft
The only thing people Know is that I'm in Texas
I live in Gastonia
Where's that
That's like 1,000 + miles away from me
The USA a lack of security why
It's better to village live in peace
Forest village no problem
Nobody virus visit to your house
There is only 10 cases where I live
Where
@cerulean delta I saw that
My address is 12345 123-45 street 123-45 avenue, New York
City name
That has to be fake
New York City
Yes
Dang
You stay home
Yes
Not play with the virus
How bore mean your parents bore you too or not
But I go do like shooting practice and fishing and play airsoft
I am going on a vacation today
To the kitchen
lol @cerulean delta
@cerulean delta you only in your house
@kind raft Yes
@kind raft no offense but judging by your english you don't live in the united states do you
i'm surprised your english is that bad if you live there
It's that or she's really young @sand bough
π€
I am going on a vacation today
@cerulean delta Dude we're in a quarantine
oh wow hard to believe i had this one saved
@kind raft pardon? how is my english bad
Pls don't start arguing
@sand bough your English very poor you crazy like dumb
ok
looks who's back
Why are you calling out someone about their english if yours is literally caveman's language
the one that we don't want to see
really makes me wonder
Who @tawdry creek
me
@kind raft why I'd use that?
Hey she was being chill
@hallow pumice I show you pic
Or he
calling someone dumb is chill
yeah
?
@hallow pumice you see
Again, why I'd use that?
So you can emulate something you can easily buy for a few bucks.
But she or he didn't start anything @tawdry creek
I've told you that I'm not interested in samsungdev, I don't have a samsung, I don't need the program.
No one is actually interested
he is literally robot talking about it since i mentioned emulators
Samsung dev
literally is the only thing that he says
i cant wait to start hearing HELLO GORDON
Emulator is a risk
How are you not banned yet
@sonic gate yeah he did
This is sort of the same thing.
if i had people like you in my discord server i would've gone mad
@nocturne carbon No, I didn't skilled keyboard
You can run macros with an overlay using the Samsung screen mirroring
@nocturne carbon Hello Gordon
I use phone too
I believe this was the start
It's easy TV smart
Using samsung devs's screen mirroring is still unsafe.
@tawdry creek
@nocturne carbon Hello Gordon
@mental harbor Do you have a passport?
he was just making sure
^^ exactly
@hallow pumice depend on your good TV smart and PC first
he did say "no offense" too
yes
No, it doesn't. I've already told you that it's not in my interest.
I get that it's just @sand bough didn't need to do that
but angelvine still took it as offensive so... Β―_(γ)_/Β―
@hallow pumice okay
Angelvine is a robot, cant prove me wrong
noah fence
How is angelvine a robot
he repeats and repeats and repeats
samsungdev this, account that
its been 2 hours holy smokes
@kind raft mustang
@nocturne carbon nope just once
watch him bringing up a bunch of mustang pictures
lmao
I'm not a robot just like you
a robot always say that
Y'all need to stop
thanks, satan
....
what's that emoji even supposed to mean, it definitely has no correlation with the coronavirus
Any Lemans player?
no, I'm a man player
no, I'm a lemon
Ze lemon
Battista in gta 5
ah yes
Imma hippopotamus
the Ford Battista GT
The car looks really similar to the real one
@tawdry creek are you ?
cause it's a Battista with a Ford GT front grille
You know how they always my cars combined together
with a little bit of Huracan Performante
It handles just as well as in asphalt 9
that's epic
the best wrap
So dark
@nocturne carbon yes, Iβm taking a vacation to the kitchen
Close app
@untold nacelle wait
@untold nacelle send feedback
No comment.
@untold nacelle close app
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love me some daily dose of memes
mh
Wait what @faint dragon
@tawdry creek yes I am trying to make something different from other Asphalt YouTubers ^^
Sounds like a good plan. 
Trivia- what game is this car from?
Who added the π€€ reaction to pan cake
Bro is that u @faint dragon
incorrect
correctn't
Yesn't.
Weβnt
no es cierto senor
Isn't?
Hey @cerulean delta
@crisp yew Γ±
how do you do it on a pc keyboad
Keyboat.
having a spanish keyboard π
*mindblown
IGN
Γ±.Γ±
i use gboard too
remember to have social distancing
don't worry, that's what i been doing since Junuary
maintain at least 2 or whatever feet of distance between you and the fish
but i don't have a fish π€
get one but maintain at least 90 miles distance from it
i believe the first imagine is from Grid Autosport, right?
yees
hey everyone
i am looking for any online job i want it really i hope it to be ( clean work )
if you can help me send me a message
what exactly is dirty work for an online job then
dude, only job we have here is Asphalt 9
haha, well in that case im retired
not the right place to search a job π @hollow furnace
New Fastest car
Western Flash π€
eastern flash???
eastern western eastern western flash
πΏ
jesu SUhchrhCHRIST
@compact grotto no advertising
I only see a ton of rectangles.
Meme by FBI:
H
h
angrybird.
what?
Meds.
play destiny
@nocturne carbon is that NFSW?
Yes
holy, i haven't seen that game again since 2014
well, yeah, it closed in 2014 xd
@faint dragon ??
y e s
best deer and a mentally challenged person
@faint dragon how are you already in level 31
jesus
hai...
π
Apparently this is the fastest car in the game now
though its ranked 4th in the overall garage, it has the highest accel grip, and brakes. and its top speed is 2nd highest
Toyota huracan
@hollow gull play alot......
That's it xd
e e e e
Btw,
(Pete's parcel service) helps alot....
Electric boogaloo
Of course
They changed it from April 7 to 21...
And they used the excuse βbecause of coronavirusβ but really they finished filming until episode 19 and this is only episode 16.
What a dumb---
intensed screaming ||NOOOOOOOOOO||
@stray plinth driver. There I finished your sentence for you
@cerulean delta Prescribed, of course.
dumb||guy||
@stray plinth --o.
dumbo.
F||un||k
the one who crashed it is @tawdry creek
Funky fresh
The best driver in the world
Probably.
JW himself
Yes, it looks very easy
I get Homescapes and Gardenscapes ads.
And I can say...
I don't like them.
Same
dis geim is so har buuu
"Only the smartest people in the world can beat this level!"
"OMG I can't beat this it's so hard!!!"
"Download now!"
i recommend hearing this while racing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCOdMdWbP_4
Bongo Cat cover Believer - Imagine Dragons with Moew Moew style
Original Song: https://youtu.be/7wtfhZwyrcc
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π Facebo...
it will give you power
@faint dragon Bongo Cat! 
only high IQ people can pass this!
I like it.
'MURICA
I would rather Foobβs playlist
hawaii
yes
ayy its that version of mw 2
I'm gonna bye bye (by force) after some minutes π π’ ,
(Battery won't hold much to keep internet on)
what a waste
honestly, the final game its literally Burnout Paradise
its not bad, but seeing the most wanted all white, no backgrounds or anything, its depressing
the android version of the game has all mw leaders with custom vinyls
ππΏ .
πΏ π
thats nice
i hate the 1 car 5 races thing
@hollow gull yeah, each car around 7/10 races
each one of them unlocking performance parts
these Alpha prototypes had a "beat 3 races, race 1 most wanted rival. Beat 5, race another"
until the game crashes
atleast the blacklist intro cutscenes look really cool
they are the physical manifestation of being high
i wouldnt want to experience what the driver is going through
i forgot the name
driver(s)
high on grass they are
cops as well
ambush
runaway justice ferris wheel
there you go
yees
exactly
the runaway justice ferris wheel
uh oh mod warning incoming
well that didn't work
beatbox by the talented verbalase; you can check out his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/verbalase
link to original beatbox battle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyGj4TDXj3Y
No
:(
wanna see something actually beautiful though
this?
no, this
no this
@hollow gull Assoluto?
this
no, roblox
@faint dragon it's GTS, lol
@hollow gull ohhh I thought it was fruit ninja
Lol
Totally not roblox
lego
DespacitoEgg
Epic Flex
Now this is totally getting out of hands Despacito bring the faken ambulance
Also turn on dark mode
@frozen lake what is this ?
lmao i'm broke in rb
The roblox Easter event
i barely have things
Credit: @hollow gull
f
@hollow gull thankie 
(Just edited it while electricity turned off)
Also your picture Gonna be really Unique when it's get done

really nice
Reason: Duplicated text
Reason: Duplicated text
Rip,got muted
@hollow gull thanks for the heads up on the downvote lmao
I just saw two idiotic suggestions in #πγ»car-suggestions
watching this man take ramps with perfect nitro every time makes me question my remaining quarantined sanity
Always take ramps with orange nitro or Shockwave
Can relate @crisp yew
Itβs s l o w @faint dragon
Use the orange nitro in the air
But hey how is it my driving
Also U can post links in #πγ»multiplayer
Ok thanks
Imma play a race now and show u
@crisp yew chill out u insane dawg
....
Ok
why are they in #πγ»car-suggestions
@tired flicker those people hurt my small brain
Yesh @hollow gull
Who
@hollow gull
@faint dragon check #πγ»car-suggestions room,
2 dum guys there suggesting nonsense
Oh thanks
Omega and Zestly
hey guys want a meme?
Yes please
Best Solution for now i think : - )
funny.
@fresh ingot also, that 400Z isn't even a real thing
yet
why even bother suggesting that
yes i mentioned as a rumor
i just thought it would be kewl
also that greenhouse is weird
that's just a cheap render
very weird
caption above the video: βthat's why men live less than womenβ
wot
yesh
@tawdry creek monke's redux
πΏ π
i would prefer the 280z over that pile of yoink
is that a bad thing
hha
yoink is a replacement for that word( crab)
i had dinner


