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boi
imagine
lmao the copen
that's a cute little thing
I do hate my kid self too
"back in the old days, i like trucks"
When you insert the key,it sounds like an alarm clock
Who remembers that bmw in FH4 with the high accelerating RWD, amd you tip over at the start
isetta
The bmw looks almost like a peel p50 too
aaaa
isetta
that bmw
yeah
isetta
it's a car for a child that wants to die
that's dark
bad boy uni
A
axahscsn
juni
jjni
juno
juno triggered his own ptsd part 69
Juniper has entered brainfart mode
aka ptsd
e
e
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Ok no
this guy was influenced by 5 Minute Craft
Glue
just use glue to solve all your problems
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I didn't know A8 has F40
welcome to 2015
guess I left the game for too long to realize it
lmao
I genuinely didn't know it exist
https://youtu.be/Gn9TmFECsaI oh yeah
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive.
@teal frost i would gladly use Peppa as a turbocharger in my Supra
the F40 has been in the asphalt series since asphalt injection up until A8 @tawdry creek
just an interesting fact
@teal frost yes
that's nice to know
Moai face
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Ironhide ;-;
well, that's random
Damn Sentinel Prime killed him
also a car with the same motor sound as the GMC Sierra
Did Asphalt Xtreme have GMCs in them?
that was my fav motor sound
yes
@tired flicker yeah it does
Current fave from GMC
GMC Vandura in Xtreme
A Vandura? Well that's unusual but amazing
Xtrems has the Vandura as a Monster truck and Sierra
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beeg wheels
yea
it basically was the monster truck killer
That's not van anymore,that's a monster truck
Uhhh yeah
Monster Van
Monster Van
Yeah
A+ Team van
my fav was the Equus
Lancer is my fav
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yes
Ok the cool kids are here i am not safe
@cunning elbow one of the concepts in A9 is the Cien
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Reason: Capital letters
well rip
Althrou it's a concept,it was really produced
But they stated "concepts" were not taken
so therefore concept cars are always welcome, unless they're designed by artists
Remember,LEVI is my favorite
RIP @faint dragon
Cien in Spanish mean 100
It means 2,018,981,917,926,417,751,812
Cadillac 💯
We need a class C Supra
@cunning elbow concepts that are not recognized by the manufacture are called vaporwave and can not be allowed in the game
The Esprit would go perfectly
Twin turbo V8
@cunning elbow you might wanna change the centennial to anniversary in #suggestions, the car isn‘t 5000 years old 😂
any other concepts by the manufacture are fine
It's pretty fast
True
But they wo't listen anyways
So i'll keep fighting for motor sounds and small adjustements
Malaysian car in A9 when...
someone can make a list of cars they've added from #🏎・car-suggestions for that @cunning elbow
Car suggestions isn't the same as suggestions.
If not,tell me how many of the suggestions have been picked,pls.
we're talking about car suggestions, not suggestions for the game
No,yuo are talking about car suggestions,I just mentioned the Supra for the memes and because it's a living legend
I still fight for car rights to have diverse motor sounds
I'm really confused right now
If I'm correct,the Esprit according to some people is just a 1970s Esprit that's been given loads of facelifts and modifications thoroughout the years
I do it weekly,wanna join the cause?
Welp,i'l keep fighting for car rights then
there's probably a reason why they keep reusing sounds or making bootleg ones
Lazineeeees
Asphalt Street Storm has the best sound imo
The Carrera is a friggin FLAT 6,WHY
True,Street Storm has really a great work in the car visuals and more
@tired flicker probably an early April's fool joke that lasts for eternity
A joke that will haunt our ears
just like how April's fools event was harder than the past year?
Reason: Bad word usage
i'm sorry what
||I found this and I had to share to mock anime haters||
Liu:
What car is that
yeah I'm curious too
Lada
I actually have that as my wallpaper
@tawdry creek i remember seeing a wallpaper of an R34 parked by a Cherry Blossom tree and it had an anime girl standing next to it
why it's private?
they call us weebs, but they watch this
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yes
Wangan Midnight
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For you normies out there, Initial D is anime so don't go callin people who love anime weebs
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anime and cars are bond to be together for a long time ago
it's a connection that can't be broken
Initial D
someone's gonna come up and be like "sHuT yOuR mOuTh uP wEeBs iNitItAl d iS blah blah blah"
I don't think so
Althrou I could disagree with your point even if I understand it's a joke.
lol
Googoplex
gogo plecks
google plex
google flex
What the
yes
My 720p monitor and phone are offended! 🥺
720p is no longer classified as hd? b r u h
It was before a month ago! 🙃
HD<FHD<QHD(1440p)<UHD(4k) and that some 21:9 resolution
lol
IMO usb mouses are better
I still can’t believe when I ordered my computer I got 512GB instead of 256
SSD
And you got 512GB SSD?
Yes
And 256GB SSD was $749
And 512GB SSD was $999
Nope
Show me picturesssss then.
Mmmm..
You have it in home noww?
Yes
The only thing bad is of course the battery
It lasts about 2 hours
On a full charge
Gaming laptop,
Don't expect a good battery
Still that a SUPER Wow accident Happened with you.
The luckiest day
And it came a whole week late I thought I got scammed for a second
It was a scam
But it was so big that it got like this xD
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Stupid Guy Ever I Sawn
”Ever I sawn”
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XD
Did Ever You Sawn That Guy?
I never sawn that guy yet
Did Ever You Sawn These?@faint dragon
Ah, okay. I was theenk you sawn anyone.
Lemme search for ios
ok
@pine falcon try this link
And follow the instructions
https://majornelson.com/2020/02/12/project-xcloud-limited-ios-testflight-preview-begins-today/
@warped oak the code is 042
@cerulean delta 👍
Np
Yay
Uuhhh...
Maybe there gonna be a smol problem....
News are saying that the app for ios have some limitations....
Gameloft after 2 years of game you still a joke for players, gamers. You are not be able to eliminate hackers, cheaters, to make something good , your drop on package,event and many more is a joke for us
Hackers, cheaters, botters, all those other dweebs. I'm not saying we shouldn't remove em, but like, we shouldn't overstress their existence cuz theyre always out there on many games. Take one of them off and more keep coming
Someone came to the CoC discord and posted a gems hack site and also screenshots that it worked for the user, no ban
He got banned from the discord, but not the game
there is other server whr peoples can use unlimited resource but thats just for fun and not related to original game
yeah, thats cz he was spamming
👀 do u play?
Hackers are everywhere, no matter what anticheat u make, there'll be someone who'll eventually override
And yes I play
Dont u know few ids of mujtoba and stephany's got ban?
Cuz they were multiple accounts
senna
they used wifi hacks to get stars and stay in top position in legend
I'm getting it
nah multiple acc is of no prob
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Sry for disturbing
whats ur TH lvl?
hmm..
But a noob th9
What speedy war?
Maybe I didn't see it.
hawk posted an invitation in clash server
Reason: Posted an invite
🤣
Lol
owh we cant use invite link in here lol
Oof
We should contact our alien friends to rid us of the virus 🙂
Ah
ahyes
b i g m a t e
f e r r a r i
F e r r a r i
that’s a splatoon themed vulcan
That's a ping
This is a car
car
@safe totem wait
what did you find in the A8 server?
is it the thing you posted, or the GR Super Sport photo
@hollow gull from A8 server,
They can suggest to add Toyota, Lexus, Scion cars to A8 from now on
ah
well, don't really care bout that
I thought he was talking about the GR Super Sport photo
I thought someone posted it there somewhere
Maybe that happened there too 🤷♂️
Maybe
Ok
i have a thing for flat skylines
@hollow gull the pic from the GR Super Sport was from one of your previous suggestions
I know
Aaand
A8 cars_suggestion room is full of nissan concept cars 😅

look at this
the R34 is one thing
but the JGTC R34 is something
also
A8's car suggestion is trash
I thought I spelt Nissan wrong but I actually spelt it right
there's one mod who kept telling everyone that hehehehehey it's already been suggested
like
are we supposed to know that it's already been suggested
it's already been suggested he said
suggested 6 months ago
Wow
....
Waw
it's rules are worse than a9's not gonna lie
gn8 mates, it's 1 am here
MORE strict
also that one mod is like the "shogun" of the car suggestion channel
Nassau just hit over 12,000 cases
and goodnight, red
And I live in Nassau
rip
I live in Germany
Goodnight RedHead ^^
Goodnight RedHead
🗿 👌
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like
it matters or something
we don't wanna scroll up and find the original post
my 5'7 feet tall self want to punch him in the face
hahayesimshort
Levitation
Fly
I believe i can ||Die||
Kool
are you going to find it
Can't believe just what i saw....
I wanna kill who did that thing.....
i think i know what you mean
Kill him BADDLY!
Why
Just saw a truck of small chicks getting thrown in a Big hole
...
the saddest thing i've felt is when my kitten died on my hands
....
That’s really sad
.....
I have several questions
The saddest thing I’ve seen a a daddy dog kill it’s puppy
I'm so frikin MADD!!!
h
h.
h
no
🙂
So guys
Im a whole bot
Were the free cars random or did we all get the same?
@frozen lake things that the nature do it by itself is natural,
But that's a DISASTER made by those Dum frikers
I seen doggy get hand chopped off 😦
So sad
He was crying and bleeding but thankfully he didn't die
I’ve seen doggy get boiled alive 😢😭
Why are we talking about animal cruelty?
poor doggys
I want one
Mine died a long time ago tho
I’m probably gonna get one soon
I can't even have a chicken...
My mom is petrified of birds
Except for peacocks
Yes,
But those small fluffy chicks are...
It’s so sad
How are chicks getting dropped into a deep whole purposely funny?
@frozen lake they've been doing that for LONG ago it looks like,
But they're dum enough to share such a DISASTER for FRIKIN VIEWS!!!
Ikr
....
But those vids on YouTube have more dislikes than likes
No dislike button available on fricktock
Where I live has over 12,000 cases
A business trip to the bathroom xD
Lol
New York alone has over 100k cases
Ik
Uhh
I thought this was my friend's dms
Rip New York peeps
@hollow gull It’s ok
Anyways guys
It’s time for
FBI mutes himself V6
Let’s begin
Uuh...
h.
Purpose ban wow
M
there are no quality open world car games lol
all the open worlds are badly made or boring
The only one that is actually good is Driving Zone Lite 2
mobile ain't a good place for open world racing
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Why be stuck to two headlights...
...when you can have the entire freaking grille
innovation
brought to you by Bentley Motors
Im sure BMW will even make it brighter than light theme
boy i for sure dont want to be driving in front of that car in the night
might lose my sight
that means you're driving in the opposite lane
cause you gotta go head on with that thing to be blinded by that headlights
it already happens to me when there is a pick up truck or a SUV behind me
rip
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I was one of the trees
@tawdry creek
have you been searching that
Isee.
OOHHHH
Hello gamers
Goodnight everyone 👋^^
night
Hmmm
More pics of The Crew 2
crin
@idle flower bro I’m still thinking should I get it is it worth it now??
I want to trade it with my nfs heat
Coz nfs heat was a disappointment for me
Can’t believe how this series went downhill
bruh
bruh
Coz nfs heat was a disappointment for me
@faint dragon say sike right now!
@pine falcon hehe 🙃 I’m back
@teal cradle the game died because it lacked content and updates
doesn't mean it's a disappointment though
and the game hasn't died yet. There are still a lot of players playing
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@tawdry creek whatever but to me it lacked the charm of the previous games
To me hot pursuit 2010 and rivals were the best
2010 tho my favorite
I would trade my nfs heat for crew 2 any day
I would trade mw2012's brother (TC2) for heat
TC2?
The crew 2
i wish i could play the lasts nfs
nfs heat was the best nfs after a decade
btw guys, for you, what is the best racing game you ever played?
lol, same for me
yes
best racing game I've ever played, Flatout 2
epic
yes
what
lel
😂😂
laughing.jpg
Nah for real hp2010
Was the best
@hollow gull have we ever tried making a rally bull
i want to play NFS HP2010 but my PC runs it kinda bad
relatable
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Still gives me goosebumps till this day
@mental harbor the game is old ur pc should run it
30 FPS not too bad
@mental harbor it doesn’t need a graphic card
Ur pc must be old
who cares look at the dog
the game died because it lacked content and updates
@faint dragon Games like NFS barely get much new content. You're looking at EA. Do you think EA grabs FIFA and decides to add new content just as much as Gameloft does to their games?
NFS is a bigger game. It takes lots of work and time before a good update rolls out. And most of the updates from EA are either Game UI changes, graphics and settings update and all those other stuff. New content only comes when player demands for something trends or increases
@teal cradle ur right bro
Unlike GL that's unexpectedly adds FuCs to a game (nothing bad with adding a new currency) and make it unfarmable throughout the game (that's the bad part)
But how come big games like gt sport and dying light still getting updates?
Ea is lazy they could do much more
Player demands and trends
GT Sport look at the car market, see which one has the demand, the views and all, and they don't go all out, otherwise taste will die. They pick em up little by little.
NFS didn't care about a big portion of cars in the world
They only want top performers from all car categories
It's like they basically come to (let's say Asphalt 9s garage) and they go like "Screw every car that's lower in rank than a 918 Spyder" something like that
Nothing wrong with not putting too many cars in but at least we need fun content like expansions and other cool content
They just pick top performing tuners, muscles, and exotics. Then they're done till something even better comes up
That’s pretty dope
They can add a Jesko rn, since it's the eye catching performer in the industry for exotics
But why did they have more than one variation of each car
?
This u#i don’t understand
I*
Game UI is like the games menus and stuff
cause looks
there's people want to drive coupes, but there are people want to drive convertible variant of it
not much of a big deal
@tawdry creek there is literally no point they could’ve just made it one car and the player chooses if he wants it as a convertible or not
@tawdry creek I don't think so
NFS heat has a Huracàn and a Huracàn Performante
Im the kind of person who'll ditch the Performante and go for the regular Huracàn
convertible variants of coupes don't always look the same
I prefer even MW 2012 or HP 2010 than Heat
NFS Heat's problem is optimalisation and the length of the story
@teal cradle ok we got it but what I’m saying is that huracan ur talking about the regular one, there is two variations of it
in a car world, nothing is called enough. You can never have enough cars and that applies the same on car variants
Every variant has its own performance.
Corvertibles (or Cabriolets) have lower aerodynamics (but GL makes them better anyways)
@river blaze ofc 2010hp was a great game
@faint dragon but MP now has some problems
@teal cradle this just tells me they’re lazy and don’t want to add more cars
- Stuttering
They literally added 1 I repeat One. Car for two months since the release
- Russians mostly who would like turning around and destroy you instead of normal driving in HP mode
@river blaze yeah it’s dead rip 😔
They just dont have any ideas for a big content update, or they haven't found anything big to work with
you want story expansion, you gotta have a mind to think of it
Maybe they have bad business with getting licenses from companies
(GL on the other hand, share beer glasses with Porsche Founder)
My friend told me that TC 2 has got a big update and the game is more encouraging
so I decided to buy it (Epic Store because of price)
what's funny about TC2 is that it doesn't have Crew System
Worth it
I have for 5$
@tawdry creek that i agre
because of Christmas coupon xD
which is why I call it MW2012's brother
cause 2 games don't follow the previous title
@tawdry creek it doesn’t matter the game delivers great content which heat lacks
which I feel like it is unfair for MW2012 cause people hate it so much just because of the name
but no one hates TC2 for it becoming a Forza Horizon game
Crew 2: We finally have Jesko in our game. Took us a while to get licenses
Asphalt sharing a drink with Koenigsegg boss: hold my beer
because people expected sth from MW 2005
@tawdry creek ye I kinda feel sad for that game it was actually pretty fun especially multiplayer
the unreleased materials even shows that there was something connected with MW 2005
but Criterion deleted it and created Burnout Paradise's brother
yep
See that’s what I’m talking about EA
Just ruins everything
Like they scrapped a gem right there
Ffs
especially the cops
yeah
that's why I deleted it lol
because for the first time I completed a race in which 5 heat level was required
and then BUSTED
Driving in road: 60 FPS
Driving off-road in another car except off-road car: 40 FPS
Nice game
Ghost System
😂
but I heard they repaired it and maybe I will buy it
you can turn off camera shake now
but my target is FH4 rather than NFS
I think that's why it looks 40FPS to you
you completed the game, playing some random stuff in NFS Heat
But I don’t have xbox
then a woman calling to you:
Hey, I don't feel so good because of the sandwich
REALLY?!
I know for the first time but EVERY TIME?! XD
@river blaze f. S that girl was annoying as. F
imagine cruising and have a phone call like that
Hi
my records lol
Hello
but when I changed my laptop to MSI, I started to play games which I couldn't play cuz of low specs
and I moved to single-player titles
I have it
and... it's not so good
I mean, good game
but technically, it had some problems
I liked it
First location: 60 FPS
A sequel is coming
Hi pumba
I turned around: 20
and in some moment we had to fight with 2-3 mutants
And got the zanghal
I GOT 15 FPS
Wow that’s crazy
POWERPOINT MODE
Reason: Capital letters
I talked with Techland (my country- Poland 😄 )
and they say that they cannot provide as much support as they can
cuz the game is made for 7/8/8.1
not for Win 10
Funny thing: Resident Evil 7 or Shadow Of The Tomb Raider runs better than this xD
Games like this should be up to date
Shadow Of The Tomb Raider on ultra: 30-60 FPS
Resident Evil 7 (High-ultra): 40-50 FPS
@river blaze isn’t that uncharted 2.0
Yeah these are pretty good FPS rates
Did you know it’s almost impossible for a program made for a previous version of Windows to not run on a newer version?
😬
@faint dragon but this game still receiving updates
Windows literally has a feature that makes the program run in a previous version
and my friends has windows 10 too and their FPS are in good level
i should be playing the game instead of just listening the Soundtrack 😅
Properties > capability > then find then select a previous version of Windows. Apply and ok. There you go
@faint dragon didn't work
You’ve tried it already?
I tried everything and high priorities done some work
What are you trying to run? Something for Windows 9x?
but it was sth like: 40-60 FPS, ok.
Then hunter jumped at you
try to kill you
7 FPS
XD
Dying Light is not for Windows 9x 😄 @faint dragon
I don’t know what dying light is
a game
a movie
from Techland
What launcher is it on?
i never played Dying Light, is it like DBD or something? @river blaze
Most launchers have a version of the game made for modern versions of Windows
You probably pirated it right
Oh
That would be stupid if I wrote to Techland about the problem having pirated version
xP
It doesn’t matter just get the new one when it comes out
so the chiron behind him used his slipstream to gain speed?
kinda unfair
the rear of the chiron looks ugly as hell
reminds me of a baboon's bottom
Next: the Regera 0-400-0 run was filmed using another regera
this vid has been posted a billion times
but still gold
i want to make a video game but unreal engine is impossible to use
i need to take a class at school or something
Please make it non-p2w@faint dragon
of course i will 😂
👌
i couldnt even follow an example on youtube of someone making a simple game where a block moves to you
at least its better than msdos games that are 2D
not saying theres anything wrong with them
that would be stealing because i recreated a game
and that'd take years for one person
There are more worse companies than EA
@river blaze the only bad thing Ubisoft has ever done is not buying Gameloft before screwvendi did
besides servers?
Compared to GLs servers, Ubisoft better
Even now their servers are better than Activision cuz so many people playing CoD and server gonna blow up
AC Unity: not receiving invites when I send them but when someone send me then I can join
AC III: NAT is green but I can't join any server
At least when playing a Ubisoft game online, it won't randomly show you dancing in the air for a while. (Stares at Forza)
FH3 and FH4
When connection gets crappy, it turns you invisible while you float in the air and shake around like a goldfish on steroids
at least you can send an invite to a friend with no problems
True
but the worst is in GTA V:
during heists sometimes you have to drive by vehicles and when the internet connection is lost then the vehicle just braking and nothing
I asked my friend why did he stopped vehicle
He: I didn't, I just drive normally
Reason: Bad word usage
Rip
a8 goodbye 😏
@faint dragon so
That while circular button in the middle of the screen does record your screen (if it support it)
@rich monolith sso,
Did it work for you?
Make it everyone
That’s all I need tho
Nitro ?
There are some servers
If you invite wome ppl into it there is chance to get free nitro
Those
For one month
wha
Reason: Bad word usage
no problem
@hollow flicker that’s actually pretty cool
they're muted.
Ima Start spam calling people whenever they do that nitro thing to me now
Rip
give me nitro
#asphalt9 #legionsunited
@rich monolith does the built-in recorder worked?
@faint dragon already bandicam
Welp,
You gonna have that watermark there with it
x/
lmao
eh
You tried that button?
Or you don't like it?
Or just use obs studio. It’s better than bandicam in every way and free
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@faint dragon nice lamborghini you suggested
I drew Sonic •—•
Sanic
Le Coq
Sanic u g l i