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This is noob ricer
I knew Fab quit, I didnt know you did
He used plywood
Imma miss you alien Liu
Be epic gamer for me ok - my last words
Ill do my best 😄
yeet
@tawdry creek this triggered my ptsd
at least I didn't tell you to put that on the C10
and 95 on the damn 370Z
sad mang
gega bowtie
T
T
T
T
Epic
pp music
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait…
😳
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gamer car
yes
nice
epic K.S DB11
uh oh
Haters gonna heat
if thats the case then i wish i was a hater
eradicate him
we must destroy this evil twin
ah
10 likes and i will torture juno more
hey Juno can we build the aventador next yes
the real Juno would never not have enough social anxiety to not participate in public car meets and competitions
oh wait thats me
gotta use Aven to destroy the Aven
ha haaaaaa ha h
juno is naked
aven S is still better
i sold the s roadster tho
imagine having epic nfs heat
oh
well, I'll go for a more extreme build
if i ever get nfs heat i will respectfully 360 juno on the track
yes make me proud
my LEIX GTR
yes
LEIX is unstoppable
Aron don don
Cute ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚
owo
OwO
0w0
** (*^ω^)**
(・о・)
cring
DeatH
M3 GTR on the Subbie tho
Nice.
Junie really hates Juno
Which side to take?... 
I'd take Junie
same
I'll choose Galaxiee.
i went from 600 to 484 bc verstappen turned in on me
angery
shoots pp music
bonk
haha funy musicican and pigena s
🗿 👌
eppicly
Perfection.
I should take credit for thinking of that idea
credit to yaeson
600LT
It’s Nitro Comes from the Top
This is more similar to the 918 if you ask me
600LT.
Still wondering how they got 600 horsepower out of a 3 cylinder engine
the 600LT has them below the wing, not behind the seat
and the Sesto has better exhaust placement than the 600
and i love the 600 too
The Rezvani follows the same example
Yep, i love how the exhaust placement has gotten crazier over the years
Guys
loved how the FXX Evoluzione had it where the lights were
If pancake = pake, the cheesecake = ?
chake
no its cake
@crisp yew Chocolate peanut butter cheesecake slice?
h
Good Morning, wish you all a nice day/night.
yes
poop
What an accurate guess. 👌
@stray plinth lets visit chile today https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yiQ7S38nKog&list=PLK7GeES-7ju1JEOkSjUbEdar05Xp9mft6&index=2&t=0s
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yees
happy viper happy juno
live to offend
live to die
true tho
Nextech is like the only fictional brand from NFS that sounds real
True.
true
chidori is the gayest one
speedhunters kits LOL
i ain't buying that
5 bucks for a car, with 5 bucks i can buy a game like Pure or Split Second
kinda sad ngl
you got the 19.99995 million other dollars needed?
nope
haha same
omg
and the car costs one million more
time skipped
At least prices are not as crazy as the 250 GTO
50.000.000 for a car that you'll be too scared to drive because you don't even want to get it dirty
rich collectors be like
ncie lights
What i don't like is that it's just a convertible version of a car that was already in the game
that's really lazy
heat is dying r a p i d l y
also, i really don't like the K.S kits
killing a game s p e e d r u n o p t i m i z a t i o n strats
they're good as renders but that's it
must be run on the g r e e d y c o r p o r a t e m a g g o t s console for faster text loading
What...
hi Dad
Oh, no.
R a m s e y
Gordon
Ralsei Ramsey
It's raw!
Look at thiis
🥩
y e s
...
perfect timing
no stop
w h e e z e

i dont wanna get banned again
Commit S T O P
don't provoke @amber tapir
Stopn't
Jojo and lad gaga
akdjj
Sjxech
hmoment
why are you gay cake
Rainbow cake has all the flavours
powerful cake
phone is at 69%
good enough for me
then why you changed your name if it's powerful
because I am small and miserable
gay
No u
Juno's SVJ is nothing compared to Juno's Hurricane
what about
GayVJ
juno's alastor
🍔
too op pls nerf
Apple: going to pay compensation to the owners of the iPhone 6, 6+, 6s and etc
Me:
i eat apples
PPAP
cool
evil
Is that Huracan?
plot twist, I control Juno SVJ
too bad to be a huracan
Oh ok
huracan big good
I’m here
Huracan sucks
you suck
@inland cipher No u
No u
No u x infinity
All lambo’s are good
@hollow gull Jason missed the blue
You triggered my trap card
Gay panic
you reverse to yourself when you're playing Uno duel
No u
U on
Kyza M4 is the ultimate Jason-Juno car tho
You won
@inland cipher I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
simple on the blue and abstract on the black
@hollow gull why didn't they have a Khyzyl Saleem kit name instead of just Speedhunter
I don’t care
I mean yeah, there's K.S decal
why is there no K.S parts
but Speedhunter
kinda silly tbh
e
so Kyza is Speedhunters
@hollow gull ks m3 next update when
no wait, that one m3 gtr illustration
I like G-Fuel
😔
triple turbo tho
Yeah i like this more than army cop
let's go for a quad
I kinda want the E36 tho
anime eyes
Since I haven't shaved for a while, I probably do look like one of those right now...
I'm starting to see anime eyes in it
🗿
have I gone crazy
no, change everyone to A please 🙏
4th Wall Breaks!!!
walter cat
https://youtu.be/QNCSElgLP7s
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chiron ehadlights
Mac'n Chiron.
mine best
t e c h n o l o g y
I paid 15$ for 100Mb/s unlimited 4g
At home around 10$ for same 100Mb/s unlimited
@cedar horizon I pay about that for this a month...
oof
I think it's about $29.99 or $39.99 a month for ADSL where I live & that's bundled with a landline & Dish
Yeah, we just upgraded to fiber from dsl, only a few bucks more with 5 times the speed
We were getting internet for $9.99 a month due to a class action lawsuit against the telephone company for charging for hi-speed internet & no one was getting what the quoted speeds were.
lol quoted speeds are always 10mbps slower here, no one believes them anymore
Hard to keep the promise "in the masses".
Our area just got covered by fiber and our household is the very first to get installed
Had to endure overpriced dsl for years
@keen geyser Your work is being recognized. ⬆️
@faint dragon The vote was 6-1, sorry dear.
Guys help
how do i earn money in assoluto racing
i downloaded it a long time ago
i only have one ar
SWEAT Hand
@fluid mica Sorry for the ping, I figured you may know how it works. ⬆️ 😅
@stray plinth I did not expect.. it suits you really well:)
@stray plinth be careful, you may start dreaming and get lost in thoughts https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LE6e1akBc&list=RDMMY_LE6e1akBc&start_radio=1
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@crisp yew That wallpaper is from Crowned's website, isn't it? 😉
@faint dragon A little Skynyrd for you tonight-- https://youtu.be/SM3jgkChV6M
Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Thank you very much 🍀
@raw sleet yesterday i had a good blast with futas , thank you and jolt master for explaining what futa is
wow
Oof
@rancid mango saw taht on the subreddit too btw
This is peak human intelligence
do you guys know
that the McLaren Senna (Codename: MCL800LT) is the longtail version of the 720s?
@faint dragon thats gay
Cringe
@faint dragon futa
wait does that mean i'm bi D:
cring
bi good
@floral copper it isn't , Senna is built on different platform altogether . LT version of 720s is 765LT
angy
I have nothing
@floral copper McLaren Senna
@floral copper just spam 1 lap forest path in custom race w no ais (or just one if they patched it)
@faint dragon its np always happy to help
RWI
Weekly Competition - Thousand Minarets
Golden TVR
Can improve time little more
Song name : Awolnation - Sail
Enjoy!
A Cat Gone Astray, Who Wants to Take it Home @faint dragon 
😆
@paper brook gg
@fluid mica gg bro
4 star bro
qwerty
F
Oof,fixed.
Alguem do Brasil??
ded chat
ya
@arctic rapids English please
im pretty sure thats portuguese
no
it's brazilian
totally
Portuguese and Brazilian are similar, just with few little differences
lmao
wait
there is brazilian ?
i thought brazil folks use portuguese
yes ofc
wat
originally brazil's language was Portuguese but they decided to make their own with few different words
and that is where Brazilian is born
interesting
north korean and south kolean ranguage
it's similar to how Spanish language was born
explain dutch and german
giving the reason to both Portuguese and Spanish words being similar
currently I don't know about the rest of the countries
I don't understand why isn't there just one language and one currency in the whole world
because I didn't learn them yet
@faint dragon division and culture
yea by genocide
well
lets nuke the entire world and make it year 0
hiedler was peta before peta
someone from Brazil??
ñao
the world wouldve been much better
if there was one currency/language
and same price for everything
and same salaries
wrong
why ;-;
thats communism
well whatever it is
we cant just use all of earth's resource
jim pickens will be the leader
meh
?
@arctic rapids you mean for creating a club?
Want to know how Pan Cake translates to Russian?
no i dont think i want to know
Oke
engineer.gif
@warped oak Sorry for the late response, but I assume "the path home" is with the "laughing" emoji.
Hi PanCake
@untold nacelle Also, to fix your keyboard;
Tap and hold on the bottom right 'keyboard' button, then drag up to the 'dock' button.
Hello @faint dragon

@faint dragon it’s fixed already,but thanks anyways!
I just wasted nearly 2m Credits
@faint dragon i have a team, but i need members acitve weekly
Guys tell me which laptop I will buy
buy a pc
@raw sleet I need laptop for programming and gaming
It is difficult to carry a pc to collage
what type of gaming?
i mean what type of games
newest triple As
or just some esport stuff
1050 won't run it well
Ok
unless u going for the higher gpus
Non gaming laptops don't have graphic card
But it have ssd
What you advise @faint dragon
don't take advise from me i'm not good with it
😅
but I have a gtx 1050 ti and watch dogs 2 doesnt run that smooth on it
It run
Good on
https://store.hp.com/in-en/default/laptops-tablets/hp-pavilion-gaming-15-ec0026ax-8uz38pa.html?utm_source=insidechat
@faint dragon
adobe xd
@faint dragonfirst
dunno 😅
1050 will run games
but not at best quality
also idk the difference between 1050 & 1050 ti
@dull widget I think you can relate:
Hitler really thought he had a solid chance at winning the Techrules but his opponents are about to tell him otherwise... #asphalt9 #lmao
@faint dragon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't mind the GP I just don't like how they forced everyone to buy packs.
I won the battista so that's a success
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What's that game??
NFS carbon modded
Oof....
collectors edition yes
THE GAME IS TROLLING
Hmm...
well that was weird
I don't know what did i do
You didn't type with CAPS long enough
hm
Pls don't try it
so the caps limit has been Increased or something
Perhaps.
C H I L D H O O D R E V I V E D
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Topic off
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Fofic pot
Pit foofc
Fit poopc
Cipot ffo
Toffe pocket
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WHAT YOU SAID IS OFF TOPIC
but wait, that’s the point of this channel
Claiming Top 1 Reward in Grand Prix https://youtu.be/PWU1uxRmV90
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It was more like a $kill based event then skill based.
But anyhow im glad that i unlocked the car.
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Some major ricers
My brother heard a song that said
“If Jesus didn’t do anything we will die”
In a innocent kids voice
that's cool ngl
👌 looɔ
looc
oloc
oolc
Cloo.
mmmmmmmm
when you pp music
𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕓
gone
Reduced to atoms☏
my favorite planet is juniper
Juniper in the Galaxiee
😳 😳 😳
Hehehehehehe
ch
Shrek
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@faint dragon
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Here’s the way that I describe American muscle vs exotic
A lot of people say that Exotics look the same
I think they are wrong, because they all are very different
Imagine a car as a book
The American muscle car (to most people) look al cool and amazing as a front cover
But is all dull, same plot, etc in the inside
The exotics have a plain outside cover
But it’s has a really good storyline and plot in the inside
My point?
Don’t judge a book by its cover
They have all sorts of different stuff on the inside
They could have all sorts of different engines, engine positions, and stuff in the inside
But muscle cars?
Nah, let’s supercharge it and make the biggest V8 as we can
Exotics can have that too, sure
But they can have much more
Like V10s, v12s, w16s, v6’s... the list goes on and on
And oh, you can put them in the back AND turbocharge it too!
tldr
?
I was explaining why I liked exotics over muscle cars
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@arctic rapids ???
good night bro @faint dragon
I attempted to make the Huracan wrap lol
No Huracan evo spyder in heat so I just used the other Huracan Spyder
Nice!
I don't have a pc unfortunately, and 30fps isn't that bad really.
I playing 90 -144 fps fluent
If only I was rich
I'm not rich, I took credit lol
😂 fair enough
haha
But if I was rich I would build some crazy good PC or have one built for me actually lol
me playing android 😄
yep support
Type-C to usb
but he chooses keyboard, I tried a few keyboards, he did not accept
a keyboard made in turkish made Everest- Rampage keyboard
I just connected a cheap ONN keyboard that I got for $11 (CAD) and connected it via a USB-C connector that came with my phone
identified ?
@rocky fiber you explanation made me feel like I was in a history class and I fell asleep
Do you have some link with the keyboard, to try to find it in a store?
History class about American muscle cars vs. Exotic cars.
Ok 1/10 how good is it?
1/10
How good is it 1 out of 10?
@faint dragon As a few digital artist, I rate it 5.5/10. 👍
Up to a 7/10 if you've drawn the background.
I did
I use a mouse btw
Nice. 
Have you considered a graphic or display tablet to connect to a PC?
Im poor
Im also 14 so i cant get a job where i live :/
what @faint dragon
@hearty pumice I was referring to Busker's post.
a okey
Smol
Beeg
Beeg
Beeg
Beeg

Cat a pillar
@hearty pumice i would get that to plug my phone into a tv
And then connect a controller and relax
No spamming.
@magic robin shut up
ah, so you've chosen death
@magic robin it's a scam,pepega
😳 👌
before I jumped into Theo's rant session
lmao

Gib Maestro ACOG back plox
give bandit acog lul
Sledgehammer ACOG
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@fluid mica WAT
@north tiger y3s
Yes i do have lfa
I was on a long car ride
And i grinded
this was before they made it gold only
lf-a concept
@tired flicker
👀
Also idk if u saw this but i was the luckiest boi alive @tired flicker
f1
Yeah,I remember you showing us that lol
Lol even tho i did nothing to earn it i was still so excited
Soon in the game
But i still dont have the f1 car =/
After doin a bit of cleaning awhile back this is my garage as of now
In NFS Heat,the only way to get the McLaren F1 is to buy it for $5
NFS Heat
my phone does not support connecting to TV. There is a delay when I connect with DLNA @fluid mica
Oof
@fluid mica
Actually it was the DB11 Volante as DLC and it's free
Ah ok
The DB11 was already in the game at launch :p
The front light looks pretty cool imo
So its like asphalt
Where they release the laf at launch
And then the aperta via p2w event
But with a dbs insted
LED on the grille does not look good with the headlights still attached on
Haha, just not pay to win in nfs
whatsoever
Where are headlights
nonono this
aa
y e s
I did hear people saying it looks like a fish of some kind
Shark weird animal
si
Hui
the fact that your name is in all caps hurts my brain and other internal organs
I sense a message about 41 characters long coming up shortly...
The designer who made the customization parts for the car just was like "f it, headlight grille"
K.S Edition intensifies
@hollow gull imagine LED Grille on the F1
Next message will be about 17 characters
Black Phantaa
Next message almost 23 characters
Noted.
almost 23? bruh momentum it is.
now that's madlad
🗿 👌
lol
Vulcan awaits.
@hollow gull oh wait
does the little spoiler on the DB11 still works when you have the giant kyza wing
yes
Future Vulcan
Or it could be a CGI CAR
so then we can customize the vulvul
then it'll get panny's approval
bouta go v8 shall we
@cerulean delta It'll need to be all-electric or a hybrid, have more LED lighting, be road legal, have more than 6,500 torque, and be available in metallic dark blue.
1.4 million
I shall hope to take part in the project.
Please F1 to the A9
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1,696 lb-ft. Koenigsegg Regera
Torque
So a 6500 ft-torque Vulcan will be significantly better
And harder to recreate
But 2049 is 30 years away
Can torque be 384% more advanced by then?
This car is a 2049 concept
Mercedes-Benz Biome
Eh...
Koenigsegg Cayman
Lamborghini Enzo Porsche
Ferrari 812 Adventador
Iced Pusheen Frappe.
Nice
cool
Hey
A A A A
If my dog is brown how many apples do I have
69,420
0
What’s your favorite number of the color wheel
69
Junie frappe
Because brown x sq root of Canada + obesity % of America + 0 - (-24) = 9x6x +4^46 x Fahrenheit per square whale value is 0/0 which makes no sense but it’s English so 9 x c = a + a x 9 = 0
Hm...
Gemera looks like an Asterion Shooting Brake
@cerulean delta I did not understand any of that
FBI, the mathematician.
Also
Why would someone call a concept car 2049, if it's built 2013
Gemera is 4 door Cayman
Will I eat colors true or false
change my mind
No
It's an Asterion Shooting Brake
Zero door.
It's two-door @hollow gull