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gaming
gamering moment
Corona MotorSport, a masterpiece in modern game design, or should I say disasterpiece, considering its so bad they named an entire deadly virus after it
But just how bad can the original Alpha release be compared to the latest 2018 version?
Well its time to dive in to this wei...
yes
Corona Motorsport
🤔
ommaigosh
fortnite horizon 5
Asphalt 10
Asphalt 10
asphalt 14
aspha
aspha
haha 1
when's haha 2
nice
Good, it's a bad game
h
i've played the game, yes
but h, i uninstalled it after 30 minutes of gamiengi
and got back to nfs
bro nfs is the s|-|!t
gamiengi
bro d on't swear bro
why not
d on't
m > k
i like a risky life
hsheyeyey6tad ba
mass homicide. hahahaahahahaha

also potato im playing the game cause its uh sorta fun or something
play Forza Street
bleh
pooper dooper
Shut up michael shoe maker
woah
uh oh
rip
galaxiee got oofed
h
Yoinks
aw man junie died
ye
shes still in my server th o
WASTED
h
lol alt
you have server
can I join server
gim link dm
h
h
ydrogen
someone got banned 👀
yea, you
who is you
junie
junie is that you
damn china why so strict smh
looks like it yeah
kinda dumb tbh
it is real
yep
the devs of the game are working with government agencies around the world tho in an attempt to help contain the virus which is good news at least
🏄♂️
ugli
Das ist meine Katze Paco.
Ich nenne sie auch Arsc- waiiit
PORSCHE
PORSCHE
@raw sleet hey why expose me 😦
;-;
We expose u, because yes
Yes,put insanity
😂
This game drives us nuts anyway for real
yesss the new Perodua Myvi is coming in june 2020
no antenna??
i want to say something about myself
actually... actually i dont know much about car
and i play this game
holy*
My brain cannot comprehend your sentence
is it a wankel
Reason: Bad word usage
lmao
wow
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̑̾d͍ͭ͘e̥̋̌d̰̦͞ ͈͂ͭc̑͝͝h͎a̧ͭ̈t͔̉͐.̯͡
you dont have to kill it more
#Toxxy's-Chirstian-Reign
die
n͕̓o͟w͗ ̒̀y̮͆͞oͫu̲ ̧k̶ͯìl҉l̺ͥ҉ed ȋt͑.́.̷̞
your font did
^
I like you Mr Smelly Stinky Furry Trash Thing
thanky
Maybe i should just call you SSFTT
call me fart
fart
but my computer never asks me if I'm a robot
it doesn't want you as its family then
😦
lol
6666
why do you do this to discord
haters will say it's photoshop
apparently police in malaysia use the honda civic type r
imagne how much they grinded for those cars
Android vs iOS vs Windows
Forget everything else GL, make it cross platform for MP one season... cause idk if anyone even knows, but android is literally the worse platform to play this game on. Top 100 is at 40k+ in MP... what's the top 100 on other devices? Please let me know cause I'm tired of the boys in blue (PC Elitist) being elitist. I'm not using a MP bot. I'm not using instant respawn. I'm not using anything but tilt 2 steer, who else can say they legit use tilt to steer with no assist? I'm just tired of the toxicity of platforms that isn't android and android has the highest player count.
pc is keyboard and mouse/controller
Ok
If we get cross platform, we'll be crushed by aliens
and besides theres not ONE gameloft game that uses crossplatform EXCEPT overdrive city
@raw sleet so mouse and keyboard just makes you a god even over tilt controls?
yup
Ok
theoretically
Alright
and phones are far smaller and have to move over and over while you play
but android players get better times in TLE than windows ones 🤔
I'd say tilt controls takes more skill
rirusu,Asky,and Tempest are the aliens of Android,if cross platform comes,windows aliens will destroy us further
theres less windows players so ofcourse they get better times
well it sorta does
theres less "pros" on pc than mobile
and less hackers too
so like
Dont android cheaters come from windows?
You can emulate an android on PC
oh yea
i dont use emulators cause my pc aint strong enough to handle it
Not you but people
Why not get a stronger pc
i know how that is
@raw sleet I can understand
I don't have it
then shut it
damn
@raw sleet what's your rig?
😦
I had a Asus g751 and that was a while ago
: thonk :
i call it "the 2009 op trashtop"
Steve Haines thonk @teal frost
😂
how many gigs u have
garbagetop
goddammit wait
i have an xbox 360 controller and receiver
and it works with a8
i play a9 on ios tho, so i cant use it
but a8 + controller = godlike
8 gb ram
so like
not bad
360 equal best controller
dont call it "not bad"
what about your gpu
amd is the cheaper nvidia
tell you what ill play a race with my controller
Atleast you run it, I remember when AristheCheeseGod first launch and his laptop broke
Yes
i'm pretty sure ur potato can run gta 5
O
dc
you can just walk around
not doing it pacifist
ive seen pacifist is like near to impossible in the prologue mission
cant
why not
Reason: Bad word usage
rip
which i was REALLY interested in
wait what
without C word
what did i just say
i wont play any nfs games cause i cant pirate them nor run nfs heat
which i was interested in the most
i just cant run nfs heat pirated
i think u can run every nfs game up until rivals
with ur potato rig
h.
Pirating
Basic structure of my existence on the internet
lol my controller batteries were mega dead
dat 100% sensitivity
i know lol
it felt like 150 tbh
and when i tried to do sharp turns it felts like 20
why and how can people handle this
these dead batteries feel like plastic
theyre so light
did you know you can determine if a battery is dead or not by its weight and if it bounces if you drop it up-straight
well no
if controller works = not dead
honestly this dropping check is very accurate
the controller's vibration didnt wanna work
the light just flickered when i tried turning it on
@ Mods death threats help me pls
lo
smelly s(t)inky furry (t)rash (t)hing
hot
Not scared at all from that
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Eveningland - Nimbus
Eveningland - Rev
#asphalt9 #grand #prix #techrules #at96 #track #version #special #event #touchdrive #drive #stage #round5 #final #race #asphalt #legends #асфальт9 #гран #при #тэкрулз #ат96 #трэк #вершн #специальный #ивен...
haha i dont get it
haha i dont get it
perfect
Oke
@chilly saffron Formula E deserves more than what it gets. 
@toxxy the trash#5015 and someone will more than likely buy that too. I tried selling one of the Mitsubishi's for 60-- the truck only pays you 50 or 57 for the Mitsi...... Sold 2 cars for 120...
@stray plinth
Yea I just saw that in the logs...... 🤦♂️
Oh, no.
I wish I could get a good look at the back fenders of that car to see if it is a 1967 or 1968 Cadillac DeVille.
licks lips
Cadillac ended the 429 cubic inch, 340 hp V8 with the 1967 DeVilles. In 1968 Cadillac rolled out the 472 ci 375 hp V8. Sweet engine. It could pass everything but a gas station.
But it needs gas.
but if you kicked in the 4 barrel carb, you are going to suck down a lot of gasoline through that engine.
Which then requires frequent stops to refill the gas tank.
We had 2 68's when I was a teen. One had air ride on it & driving that boat felt like you were floating on a cloud going down the road.
I'm so used to vehicles with shorter wheelbases, I would probably have problem parking a 68 Cadillac at Walmart now...
Take 3 spots & call it a win..
@stray plinth can you unban toxy?
I mean you already know him, just bot did him wrong
New wallpaper
I drew it myself
If anyone here uses an iphone 7/8 plus
Feel free to ask me for it
@faint dragon I can, but the bot will ban again.
you're welcome
still gotta wait for junie doe
@raw sleet now you can scroll up to see the post I left that you couldn't read.
I just wanted to see what would happen if I jacked the price up past what it pays....... if they want to pay more, then I'll keep rolling cars off the assembly line. 😂
I'm doing a few races to keep my coins up, but I'm mainly making parts & cars for the shipper & to sell parts for a while just for extra coins.
CAT
A very fluffy one.
oh my god i almost just rebanned myself
i keep constantly accidentally turning on caps lock
i think im gonna need a script that disabled caps lock l m a o
Just to be on the safe side. 🗿 👌
oh right
cop can you unban someone else too 😅
His name is galaxiee
@raw sleet
sm h
i cant take it off simply
break it
i have a membrane keyboard that requires me to open the back and take out the keys from the inside
well rip
oh boy no im not breaking this epic gayming keyboard
i got it for christmas and i love it
its rgb
rainbow gay board?
make it pink and take a pic
i mean its not the latest version of the keyboard
there were and are multiple versions of it
mine just happens to be
the bad one
like the font on it specifically
cries in default dell keyboard
best part it has a windows key lock
my keyboard has sandwich leftovers on it
i like your hand mate
gay reveal
i want to see more
go away
here have my cat looking at the other cat on the roof of our garage
your cat is a stalker
ultimate downforce
no
install autohotkey first
lmao u call this a script
yes
lol
you need autohotkey installed doe
dw i can give you the compiled version
what does that do
it makes your ctrl act as braking in asphalt 9 only
well- every window that has the name Asphalt 9: Legends in them
l o l
@faint dragon whats sadder with the ferrari rims, theyre literally "burned in" to not be able to change
i know this because of a glitch
same goes for nismos
its like it has no properties to use custom colors
ye
oddly enough cars that dont allow you to use dualtone, do have dualtone properties engraved
also what glitch?
ehhhhh i dont think i should tell
ight then
alright then, keep your secrets
its not mine really
👉 🚪
dog
bork
cheems
bef
buorf
Nissan literally sat with GL and said
"You can have the licence, on one condition"
GL looked at the Nismo boss, picked up that cup of hot coffee, sipped slowly. And the two glared at each other. The tension so thick you could scoop it with a cup.
GL uttered "What price do you expect us to pay"
The Nissan boss grinded and chuckled, "Price, no. We don't do that here."
And GL had this feeling of shock, like they've landed in a trap. A trap that they planed to avoid for several years. Yes the CEO started to sweat. And the Japanese head smirked. A smirk so evil it could start a war just by unleashing it at the White house. Then the final words were spilled "You can have the licences, but they'll be under our word of customization". And the room was silent...
no one is gonna read that
i dont get it
Zip it you potato. To the frying pan you go
😦
#Animation #TF2 #Gmod
Well, only now I was able to turn this old one idea into the real video :)
Enjoy C:
• HOT DOG LINK •
Donation: https://streamlabs.com/eltorro64rus
Music used:
0:00 - Homescapes OST - Gameplay 6 Theme (Playrix)
0:34 - EarthBound - Otherworldly Foe
1:09 -...
@teal cradle it wasn't necessary to waste like 5 minutes typing that but ok
@sand bough Just wanted to write something about GL and Nissan agreements
I read it all. 🙂
yeah i know
i skipped some
Nice story writing. 👍
Thank you 😄
In my previous video, I made soap from vegetable oil. It got me wondering, is it possible to go backwards? Can I make oil from soap?
This is my first attempt to do this and I think I will try it again in the future. I wouldn't use the same procedure though, because I don't t...
finna install hdmi audio drivers
and then use 3 speakers in combination as a joke
oh god this is literal insanity
not sure if you can tell doe
ok voicemeeter changes everything
this is insane
its perfectly in sync
i wonder how the engine will sound in a9
sounds quite 3d to say the least
due to how bad my monitor speakers are, the engines in-game sound a lot more whiny-er
really adds the immersion
In Spanish, the suffix "-ito" means little. So the word "dorito" means something like "little doro" implying the existence of a bigger and legendary snack called "DORO".
music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4YmUndkdlIma2wzaWmRCWC
twitter: https://twitter.com/aztrosist
twit...
Sun Chips
culmination of two months of experimentation, trial and error and holy f**ktons of blender crashes. one of the most frustrating projects i've ever done, but damn is the outcome worth it.
however, there's still a lot of improvement to be done.
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Oh, Racerbest is live.
Haha me_irl
gaming
G a m e r u p
going to sleep because im cool
@raw sleet goodnight ^^
https://support.gameloft.com is link for customer support
@faint dragon ^
oh no Coronavirus also here in Ecuador confirmed
well, good bye all
what do you expect? the trailer becoming a meme? eh.
original trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot63S91Ihwk
all the materials borrowed in this video belongs to it's respective owners.
pls gl don't sue me i credit u
Watch me play Asphalt 9 via Omlet Arcade!
Rush LL time!
Follow me for more:
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#OmletArcade #Asphalt9
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...does anyone know a quick snack to stop my morning medication from hurting my stomach...its fluxotine and concerta ....any recommended food thats not dairy or burritos because we have none...and can someone tell me if it's bad to not eat with morning medication that says it may cause stomach irritation...?....i can't think straight right now
...is anyone here..?.......
None of my current friends are active...welp......im out of here...
@faint dragon don't think we have any in the house rn..and i can barely move
Anyone to help, perhaps?
@faint dragon my bro but...he is older den me...and a bit of a butt
...
Basically he won't do anything for me...we don't get along...y'know classic brother rivalry
Are there any snacks nearby to help?
...i had chips but i had them yesterday...
Hm, if you're on bed rest then you should be watching your diet even more strictly. 
Had Doritos but gave dem to my other bro..i might as well get off my butt and go cook for mahself
go cook something..
If you were placed on bed rest, then you should stay...
It's not that easy.
why ?
Wait did i actually get some people concerned?...like actual concerned not just fake?
Read above. @pliant stratus
@velvet birch Pan Cake usually takes a real interest in people & tries to honestly help them. I'm a former Medic, so I watch what's going on & throw my 2 cents in when it will help.
Pake, is Pan Cake for short. 😅
Ah well i appreciate it because most communities I've been in were quite toxic like the Undertale community need for speed community and i appreciate the concern imma go cook brb
Be careful.
As for the upset stomach with Prozac & Adderall, if you just recently was prescribed the meds, the stomach issues should subside after a week or 2 of bein on the meds. If you've been on them for a while, taking them with a meal, with a glass of milk or spacing them apart (if you take them both at same time) will sometimes help too.
I will and yes he is but i left the UT community because of toxicity and same
Agree.
Interesting talk sadly i have 0 experience with cooking 😂

Every teen ager should learn in school how to cook a basic meal, how to check the air in a tire & change a flat tire, how to gas up a vehicle, how to balance a checking account before graduation.
@stray plinth Lucky for me, I know all of that. 👌
I can make coffee and boil egg- make omelet - sandwich - tea (basic stuff but cant cook proper meals)
@hybrid grotto that's enough to give you sustenance so you don't get sick or weak from malnutrition.
Yes 
But I see a lot of 14-18 year olds that can't even boil water without screwing it up.
But still having the skill to cook meal is quite fundammetal
Never heard of this before
@stray plinth well, in our shcools here everyone just wants to pass 12th grade with cheating unfortunately 😣
(Also we don't have football fields or chimestry rooms or cafeterias)
Really? Wow..
I can cook spaghetti chilli chicken chow mein shepherd's pie
But sadly I'm stuck with cereal rn
No one has to try to copy Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen, just know how to make a nutritious meal to stay healthy is all you have to do.
I'm a decent cook, but for Breakunchner (Breakfast, lunch & dinner) today, I made a biscuit & sausage gravy casserole. Real simple, took like 5 minutes to prep & 30 minutes to bake.
Also if nothing else one can simply make some noodles 
@tired flicker Never heard of VW???? 🤔 (kidding, kidding)
I've never seen that model before-- looks like a Yaris or Prius to me.
The bus that drive around climate activists
A whopping 3 cylinder 1 liter engine that goes from 0-60 in 14.4 seconds. Definitely not something I'd take on the interstate to try to hang with larger cars doing 70-80 MPH
Liter per meter cars ?
1 Liter fuel cost in my country 1.4 Euro. Thats something you get over gallon in US probably
I got kicked from a server
They used to be a Pubg and Fortnite server, now they're plain Fortnite and they were acting quite gay. I only posted that "Lego doesn't want to associate a set to Fortnite ever", and they yeeted me
Rizza
Picardo
junie is still banned? 🙁
Not sure🤔
Ouef
Still banned until 9.51 am GMT
Wait
How Junie got banned
What about the other account? 
😥
rip junie
that happened just 10 minutes ago?
Ooh,
It's 4 am for me now😅
Just thought.
got band for saying bad word
...
whats with the w/s?
@plain topaz alot of friends here injured/sick,
No enough place in nickname sooo.
ooo
Right... 😅
okie
Cower before me fools,for I have power
i dont even play this game
Junie? 
i dont know much about cars either 😅
The question is:
Is Junie your only friend? 
ok,
That's a point
Hm...
Unfortunately, it's hard to check.
As the account was banned from this server...
oh
what do you mean
@tired flicker u met GS Friend
Nvm
My ZR1 despises Grand Sports @mental harbor
@plain topaz just a bad thing, i don't want to say something i gonna regret.
are you saying that i should stop yearning for junie 😦
@mental harbor not exactly....
@plain topaz have some mercy xd,
I can't understand everything exactly
😢
What does (yearning) means?
@tawdry creek ooo,
Thx for that.
you're welcome
Aaand,
No, stay (Yearning) for junie
(if you like doing it) @plain topaz
Are you subbed to his channel tho?
does june even make videos lol
I don't do much too,
But a sub remains a sub xd
bruh
Don't make me come over there Arnaud
i randomly got 10 subs out of nowhere
june 😞
i need to talk to him
Mmmmm...
Welp, you gonna need something to get busy with until the ban limit ends
I unbanned... too lazy to rejoin server I guess.... 😂
sleeping i guess
or maybe he don't know
i cant tell him cause he doesnt allow messages from strangers
someone tell him
Milking Epic Greatness
Whoever did that Flash livery be vibin' somewhere on Earth
flash 😮
unfortunately im aware that im not smart
nope
@plain topaz hi
you know how this server has 15 boosts
there is that one person who boosted the server once
@sour fossil stop pinging ghost
Check your notifications you seem to have some bro
“An Unbreakable weapon that fell from the sky, it’s now yours to use, yours to control.”
@hollow gull Welcome back! 
thank you, Panny 
Another addicting game 😅
@paper brook Plants vs. Zombies series, back at it again! 
seriously
why does everything in this game have to be stupidly expensive
Because it's Gameloft.
Bro😢
What
What
rick roll is kil
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How to get ?
i am here to announce that i am wearing 2 raincoats
nic
you all must become jealous now
stin ky
🌩️
yes my raincoat smelly
it smells like vinyl
Hi looking I’m dad
die
Ngl he do be kinda lookin tho
hahayeshr
i am now simultaneously on discord on both my computer and my phone
My power is unparalleled
@faint dragon yeah the 3rd installment 😅
Well, the graphics improved slightly.
The plants are now blueprint system like in A9
EA gotta do what EA gotta EA
The original still has a distinct feel to it. 👌
😄
i honestly don't like being touched
for me it depends on the circumstances
My apologies.
Pan has evolved
yes
call the army cop
No. 
we must punish cake for being rude
She's fully 🅱️aked now
uh oh
overbaked
big gae
bigger gae
you're cool, Bake Pake
pake's bakery: now officially open
Pake's Bakes
Pakery's
pancake needs syrup
F
lo
eugh
i didn't mean to type ueh but ok
Pake can bake Pake
Wishful thinking.
can we all just agree on
Pake bakes drake in a lake
yes
That sounds Resident Evil-like.
rainbow cake
no it sounds like pake baking her victims
ultimate homo cake
happy cake
are you mocking me, yaeson yake
depends on how you think about me
🙂
hmm
whomstdvest is mikus gabriel and why is he/she a pro racer
Thonk
They've been a Pro-Racer for months.
why is gabriel miku's tho

Yes, but actually no
it's a nii-sanmo
that's a nice livery
Thanks I agree
stinky
sponsor decals nasty
i just realized
the server finally reached level 2 server boosts
everyone can upload 50 meg files now
=0.0
yes
thats pretty epic
time to upload gamer sesh
Oh, nice. 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
gl add memey emojis
there should be an emoji suggestion channel
we cant do that
gaylaxi emoji
you need to serverboost to use your own emotes
😦 imagine having your own emotes


