#🪄・off-topic
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He’s just following the law
weird seeing that coming from you, Panny
and he is in the army as a cop
Was.... retired
Pardon my informal English.
Army cop are you charged with impersonating a police officer 😂
@faint dragon since when did you start using informal English?
yes
I don’t know what is going on here
haha, me neithr
has anybody watched the sonic movie thingy thing yet
Once a cop, always a cop. I jsut don't get to drive around in a car with lights & sirens on it any longer. I still carry a firearm everyday though.....
Oh no
cool how was it
I've heard good reviews for the Sonic movie.
I’m here to take a break from real life, but not today
After, the redo.
here, take an eggnog break
ugh... I only drink that at Christmas.
never actually had it so eh
Have water instead.
There's water in my coffee......
h20 h2nite
Hydrogen and oxygen, possibly one of the best combinations.
Do not add an extra oxygen molecule, however.
🅱️EST
Hydrogen Peroxide isn't bad--- just don't drink it if you're thirsty.
Chemical reactions occur all the time.
Internally, if you're referring to the absorption.
A b o v e
As H2O helps aid the process of hydrolysis.
r/hydrohomies
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👀 👌
Which of course, aids in the usage of adenosine triphosphate.
_ _
If I remember correctly. 👍
*Sometimes can be adenosine diphosphate.
Paging Dr. Pan Cake.... paging Dr. Pan Cake.... 😉
oh well its time to play dentistry 2: electric boogaloo
@stray plinth Mathematics, mixed science fields, and English of course.
Pan Cake, PhD.... has a nice ring to it.
@crisp yew Do you happen to play on PS4? 
walter
water
walter
What font did a9 use for the valentine postcards?
14years
116years
This is so funny, look at me I’m laughing lmaooo😐
116 NET
lmao
Pff.
I just use Google Photos...
Who would like to see a half decent to not that great drawing of a Car? A type of lambo to be specific
Sure.
Cat: Yes? How may I help you on this fine day?
👌 🗿
Please do not bend the cat
Do you know about virtual ram in pc
Just tell me can I run large games using this
T h a t C a t
I t s t a r e s a t m e
Answer me
P̶r̶o̶v̶i̶d̶e̶ h̶o̶p̶e̶
Sell hope👍
guess country)
@zealous tulip no virtual ram, its just page file
Ok
walter
while A9 stuff , theres Pokemon GO stuff so
Snivy standing beside Techrules AT96 ❤️
i made monstrosities
its a little experiment i did and try to play f1 with my friends on roblox
Lower tier car right and upper tier car at left
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Vibe Tracks - Deep Hat
Jeremy Blake - Trinity
#asphalt9 #grand #prix #techrules #at96 #track #version #special #event #asphalt #drive #stage #practice #round #touchdrive #legends #асфальт #асфальт9 #специальный #ивент #событие #тачдрайв #гран ...
Reason: Posted an invite
aaaaaaaa
hisashi nogami plays asphalt 9
Reason: Posted an invite
ha
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is everything okay?
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b please
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Music in video (музыка в видео):
JVNA - Demon
#asphalt9 #lotus #evija #special #event #asphalt #drive #stage #stage8 #touchdrive #асфальт #асфальт9 #специальный #ивент #событие #тачдрайв
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Vibe Tracks - Deep Hat
Jeremy Blake - Trinity
#asphalt9 #grand #prix #techrules #at96 #track #version #special #event #asphalt #drive #stage #practice #round #touchdrive #legends #асфальт #асфальт9 #специальный #ивент #событие #тачдрайв #гран ...
ok
english 0
you
i hate most of the a9 club logos
scrubsibe
side soup
swan soup
s
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nice
A wonderful run made by Isla on the 1st qualifier of the new Grand Prix event.
@faint dragon you mean this vidro?
Yes.
@raw sleet what is ur time?
I didn't see
s m h
I won't be scrolling kilometers of chats
🤨
worst part
osu
not even one amazing oldschool fps
no, araki is
@frozen lake Slime?
I guess
death
Team Juniper.
where did that come from 👀
Bluey server.
dgancsbanaa
There's a 'Team Juniper' available.
Im your biggest fan handsome man!
Perfect. 👌
Ohooo offtopic is here now
Indeed.
A microwave?
Noooo nuclear particlesss
no
Yes yess
Micro, wave lengths. Not macro.
t h a t ' s d a n g e r o u s
death to you
let this handsome man be forever remembered
handsome man
2020-2020
Okay ... this picture is disturbing
Hm...
Am trying to annoy him
"annoy"
😂
sad life
Be like:
For me it will be a good special event, nothing else to say, I let feuerrm do the work, stunter word :v
Okay something random
She is licking sweat
she.
And that why i said your pictures are disturbing
bold of you to assume their gender
😂
Don't assume.
Age: 40.
Okay but why he licking
why not
😂 disturbing disturbing disturbing
@hollow gull how are you plat and bronze at the same time
@last lodge Different bots.
Ahhhh
oh
@last lodge thanks to Atlas
imma now spam there
you'll get bronze once you reach level 4
Lvl 4 ?
Ahhh

Nice .... all the best pan cake
that's for you, not me
Why r u getting triggered??😂😂
Reason: Bad word usage
as i was saying
overdrive city is literally asphalt 9 on [drug swear word]
coca cola
🅱️epis
crackers
That word is banned? 
Ahhhh
Strange...
I remember having said an alternative word for "sickness", and the word was banned.
😂😂
Indeed.
finna stardust crusaders
I have seen it
nic
if I may ask, what is the first letter of the word that you were talking about? @faint dragon
Starts with "D", ends with "E".
this ease
A 7-letter word.
Where is handsome man
Surprisingly, yes.
Reason: Bad word usage
😂
@amber tapir Pan Cake recommends you read a thesaurus.
pain
One warn for a cat breed, another time for attempting to help people, one for saying a game mode, and one for accidentally using a medical word (thanks to autocorrect).
Yes.
Ahhhhh
but you can say raccoon
I had not known that before, only after I was warned for it. 😅
good, thank god you can say raccoon
You can say ahhh tooo
Maine Raccoon, but without the "Rac" at the beginning.
@thorn solstice Here it is again:
A wonderful run made by Isla on the 1st qualifier of the new Grand Prix event.
Revolutions per Minute Asphalt Team
Well, that's true. 😅
But they're better in-game.
Same here. 
@faint dragon it does seem doable thank you for your help
No problem. 
I really was about to give up
Panny is always there, ready to help
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😔
that's me
Mina is the best because she said "Tacmacos"
totally not edited
how ironic
the message that says "totally not edited" is edited
[redacted] moment
ahhhh
the funny
Thanos car at full max rank
That is gorgeous.
thanos car
It looks like some hot wheels car
hot wheels thanos car
Speed: instant teleportation
Is that a race game in a race game?
Noo its a gps
Oh ok.
More like reverse parking camera screen
A rear view camera.
Looks like he's playing the old Asphalt 8 trailer
I don’t think you can play games or movies on a car’s center console
Tesla model x : am i a joke to you?
Maybe you can, just have to set it up with an actual console
mods
Okay this world is becoming more complex
@hasty grotto It always is.
Best headphone of all time.
Okay
1080p...
... Hold up
1080p microphone quality
1080p plastic quality
1
L l a m a t h r u s t
Zebra force.
Thats new to me
In a vague elaboration such as that, it's funny.
I have better memes, but i cant send here bcs of the rules...
@harsh igloo what memes
Send me

how i hate it ... if someone asks for a piece of bread they all keep on walking ... as soon as someone argues on the street they all stop and gap
@harsh igloo ngl that's epic, 2 childhood gems rolled into one picture/meme 👌
Ah, i see...
You're a man of culture as well @sand bough
indeed i am
Water sandwich
Bread sandwich
Plastic sandwich
Air sandwich
Mayo sandwich
Best of all:
A leaf sandwich
Lol
Just kidding
funny
Ice cream sandwich
🍞 🍦 🍞
laughedn't
👻
@sand bough I need tech support
ok
I went chasing after it but it just went faster
My car doesn’t even have a liscense
cause you're 14 lmao
Yeah
Minecraft’s combat will be destroyed on the 1.17 update.
I get wrecked sometimes
In a bad way
I was trying wall ride
Enjoy minecraft while you still can
But that wall pushed me lol
I cant take that turn smoothly because of my potato phone
So i need to wallride , get shockwave past that sad traffic car and go on
And try to drift less in general on that track
Ok
mojang is destroying their own game
When you eat all your snacks before the video even starts
That’s what I’m going through right now
😦
Ohhh
Ty, Carl!
Ty carol
what is that? connection problems or cheat / hack https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbiAuPr260g
Ima try this
@faint dragon obvious bad connection
@late badge it looks so stupid and it confuses me when driving... thank you
I’m about to go rip some treads in the snow
you can see that he follows the proper route, just in-game "rollback-prediction" system is wack
Mobile Crash
Does anyone know any good pc video editing software? (That isn't adobe, cuz im broke af.)
@willow sinew Sony Vegas 🌝
🌝 👌
VERTICAL ASPHALT 9
Reason: Capital letters
And that’s a thing
ha
Asphalt Overdrive flashbacks
hello i am new here
kids' game
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It's just a constitutional tycoon. Like Little Big City but cars
The rare picture that I found on Instagram.
...how accepting is this community wifh kids like me...
We bully every child
@velvet birch we are lovely to some, but we are also a living hell to some
if you're good, we'd love you
but if you choose to be a naughty person, we won't hesitate to torture you
everyone here is a child 🤡
🗿 👌
Well sometimes for no reason..in the past...some of you guys have bullied me just because of the conditions i have and the fact i use whatever pfp i like....
@hollow gull and i can remember you picking on me in 2019.....i remember......
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..waait...are you and this..galaxy person different?
sans
Comic sans
A man has a man has a man has a man has a man
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If you're depressed, watch this, YOU'LL laugh
Thank me later
crab
Time for
time
For time
crab time
but steel is heavier than FEATHERS
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no one judges you, why do you think that
...idk...because i have a history of people bullying me
I guess I'm used of.. Humiliation...so if i snap at someone it's because i have a history of being targeted
oh btw, I'm Galaxie's friend
I saw your "history", and uh he was just saying your avatar is sans
he had no intention to bully you or anything
Oh ok...well...i am very paranoid...so......yeah.....and no i mean in other social media i have a history of being attacked and ik we chatted
don't get him wrong, he like sans too
Dont we all?
well, not me. Not that I hate him, I don't know much about him
I don't play that game
Well if you went on rule 34 before or was unfortunate enough..to find female sans your lucky
well, guess I'm lucky enough to not interest in that
Sinners will know what I'm talking about.......hhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Oh hey i got a cool meme for everyone
Anyone here have a cat?
wish I had one
this is for those who care about getting a job in the future
AI is taking everything
most who see this don't care
rip them
motaz were looking for you
@hollow gull yeah we talked
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Probably gonna..regret but anyone wanna be friends..since i haven't used discord you'll have to friend me
Eh..?...
you have to friend the people
Hold on
i requested
Well gnite A9 community I'm getting exhausted I'm open to friend requests as long as you're willing to be my friend
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THis is the Honda Civic Car Hunt Event racing with Nissan Leaf and Madza Furai in touchdrive mode
Links to follow
https://www.twitch.tv/seyeren_ming93
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NY Knicks. 
Today I show you how to edit a video. My videos require a LOT of editing, so I thought i'd give you a look behind the scenes to see the whole process from start to finish. It may look difficult, but it isn't. In a few short days you can go from being a beginner to an expert. S...
Thanks for the tutorial
I now know how these video editors are bringing out those amazing contents
This video is a masterpiece
cool
Crab Invasion
Here is some cupcake for you. Its free.
🧁
Cup Cake x Pan Cake crossover when?
stridency
@teal cradle
@tawdry creek those front fenders 😅
the front canards and a splitter
I literally downloaded the pic from McLaren's website. I did see the black spy shots but that was getting too common
Justin and I literally saw the spy shots everywhere, got old
woo hoo!
@hollow gull There'll need to be a dedicated Cup Cake, like me for that to happen. 
🗿 👌

purest form of tv gaming
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (The Blockchaine Remix)
touchdrive
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Reason: Duplicated text

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DD (or DunDun)
That's okay. 🙂
clys with his Jojo memes again
Asphalt 9 - Elite Class C Hussarya 33 (Hay Bail) 1:09:833
Shockwavers - Vin Diesel
Time can be improved
Song name : HOPEX & Onur Ormen - Energy
🍴
T
Ceb
Sith or Jedi?:)
it's trash in latvian :)
how do I get in the android channel
forgot the name lol
the #android-looking-for-club
n a n i
@cunning needle go to the #👋-welcome channel & click on the Android reaction at the bottom of the post to add the role.
Clicking the reactions doesn’t work?
@cunning needle click down here where all the numbers are.
and only click it once, or it will remove the role.
thanks m8
I'm curious how long it takes for the usual suspects to spam in android looking for club channel and its display is out of date :)
Just found out how to change my keyboard
Here's mine
R e g e r a
Here's mine
Q
W
E
R
T
Y
ok that's enough
I did it
@faint dragon
I saved the day
you did
😂
my keyboard is the best among them all
nice
nice
Burnout Paradiso
I can't describe how exited I was when I drove this 🅱️ad 🅱️oi for the first time
@north tiger Reliant Rokkit
off topic becoming gboard wallpaper topic
Big boi Oreo
nvm 😂
They should make a # car-keyboard
Uhhhh
Uh
Uh
Uh
Can someone delete that post
Oh no
I think I have read this on reddit
Totally possible
I'm probably interrupting but hiya
I stole it from YouTube channel run by a reddit user
Bloody
Hell
Oh hey one of those steering wheel controllers i had one of dem...it sucked like a b####
I am being forced to watch frozen II
Rip
F
How to birb
I watched like 30 minutes of it and gave up
Well hey at least your nieces didn't sit on top of you making you watch dora...my nieces did that to me
😂
That's just torture
It made em happy at least but it is annoying watching that
you got me on the run
Yeah but it is funny little children held me down along with my brother
Eh..i forgot i share a room with my brother...
Was i the only one in this community who had an N64 and played Rush 2 extreme racing USA?
Pls tell me I'm not the only one who has played that game
Didja mean a team?
Well just search up The A team in A9 and join I'll tell ya though you gotta be active a lot if you don't wanna get kicked
No problem ya might see me message once in awhile and i race often when my game doesn't crash...
Ok but international or what
Canada
Ok
You'll need to both be on the same platform to join the same club. 😅
#🍏・ios-clubs @abstract hinge
Not much season rep.....wait..i thought it was cross platform..
...hhhh..anyway anyone wanna be friends?
👀
It's off topic here so has anyone heard of Touhou?
No
Yes
Yesterday we drove up to Mount St. Helens to hang out in the snow and I decided to make a montage of it for fun.
@velvet birch friendship established if I heard of? 🙂
@lean echo yes
Well anyone can be my friend as long as they are friendly and not unfriendly basically I'm open to all friendships
Same 🤗
do you guys wanna see a render i did in blender? guy named ducky 3D has a tutorial for it,should check him out!
∆∆∆∆
yours is metallic and slightly brighter shade
the new event reminds me of asphalt xtreme
@velvet birch late response but, didn't had a N64 but i had played Rush 2
yes
I missed you homie
im planning to come back soon
my life is pretty good now and yea im ready to come back
yay
cute
ok
clys brought back the "cute" line
ive been good, u?
Busy, as per usual.
Ehehehehehe

Good Morning, i wish you all a nice start into the Week 🍀
@stray plinth we ended with greek last friday... today we go to lebanon... but be careful, she has a very nice voice, it could be that you sit there hypnotized at the end
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIm270LNogs
Elyanna - انت ايه (Enta Eh) cover by Nancy Ajram
Stream/Download: https://soundcloud.com/elyanna/enta-eh-cover-by-nancy-ajram
Directed By: Feras Marjiya
https://www.instagram.com/ferasmar/
Videographer: Eddy Mokable
https://www.instagram.com/eddy_mok124
https://www.youtube...
@faint dragon I'm been going back in time lately-- memories, music & happier times in my life. so I'll give you another American Classic Rock song--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk0iT7egdd4
Thank you very much:)
She does have a beautiful voice.
Only Mods & Admin can use the real everyone.... 😉
Well, at last you tried
ik
Hi
Hello
since switch chat is ded i came over
change?
oh
Everyone is in #🪄・off-topic
Wonderful. 🗿 👌
watch these pro skills in tetris 99 https://twitter.com/i/status/1225259487407140864

does not start the off topic party without me :) ... i will be back from work in 12 hours 😋
Yay, Tetris battle royale
it was team mode
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Who said that chat is ded?
now its not
I’m stayin alive
its been revived by u
ded
Yeet
friend sent me this meme, google translate says it says something along the lines of "i can't stand this suffering called car hunt: honda civic type-r anymore"
@gentle path Here it is:
9 minutes of pure stunts. No edits. No breaks. ENJOY!
#Asphalt9 #A9TricknTreat
gamers' definition about "stunt" in racing games: if it lands, no matter how hard the car hits its roof on the floor, if it goes back on four, it's a stunt. Even if it wrecks by doing fidger spinning stuff, it's still a stunt
stunks
People really out here laughing at cars having seizures and calling them funny epic moments stunts
I understand the appeal of using that using that title to get more views, but at some point you gotta realize that watching different cars take the same ramp and getting the same results driven and recorded by the same few players gets real old real quick
I guess stunts just got old to me now, I don't even see stunts as stunts anymore
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naruhodo
Met a YouTuber and a Developer
cute
Subscribe to Amogh!!https://youtu.be/dCn54OW4Yxk
Will be doing Special Event Lotus Evija Stage 6 and 7 with 1* star Honda Civic and Vintage GT 12
Links to follow
https://www.twitch.tv/seyeren_ming93
It doesn't prove anything, its not the same video
@still orbit Third law of Newton
😂
@mental wolf But you can see I don't use any programs
@faint dragon lets say I'm wrong and you are right, but it doesn't mean you didn't do it on the last race. What is the matter if they check the race, and if GL finds its a latency issue on your network then you are cleared. Yes I reported it cause I didnt see anything like it.
hell
@mental wolf Bad network is bad network. Many legit players have bad network and they also got banned because of noobs like you
@faint dragon say anything you want, and I'm not a noob. I give you a benefit of the doubt until GL proves it.
angry 
angy indy, clysy
Tap/Tilt [Pro] vs TD [Noob]
we cant fly loL
They say that WiFi are fast
9:39 pm
9:41 PM
Yeah it’s been taken a long time ago
Is it normal to have ringing in your ears?
Cuz I have it for a few years now
And I pretty much don’t mind
Just asking
I get it occasionally
What’s that
This I'm guessing
Wow
can we get an F
@north tiger I have that from being in the military for 15 years. I cannot be in a totally quiet room-- I'll go bonkers. I have to have some kind of ambient noise in the room I'm in. I keep a ceiling fan on & a radio on all night when I'm in bed, TV is never turned off unless we are leaving the house to go somewhere. Sometimes I just wish someone would answer that dang phone ringing in my ears.
pro drifting
pro drifiting part 2
pro drifting part 3 (low res cause i was recording this one)
ok youre getting reported
@still orbit That's cute. 
aight, I'm now leaving for real this time guys
be back on april
In April? 
anyone heard of sleep?
Wendy's employee takes a bath in the restaurant's sink https://t.co/iotteTDC2u
...
wow
#DURecorder #live
A mix of Multiplayer with TLE...
Race to have fun! After all its just a game.
#asphalt9 #legionsunited #lightning #multiplayer #livestream #live #rush
Live stream your amazing moments via DU Recorder . Share games, movies, TV shows and matches with more p...
https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ vsauce made a video about holes
Now you're thinking: https://www.curiositybox.com/
https://twitter.com/tweetsauce
https://www.instagram.com/electricpants
Special thanks to @Chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb (https://twitter.com/evelynjlamb) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrob...
@faint dragon u wanna that, xd?👆
Gosh. I am not gonna watch this.
oh.
The person selling account lol.
Now I gotchu.
Reason: Selling Account
Good work👍
lol
👍
For a mansion, 240,000,000,000 Ferrari LaFerrariApertas, 16,000,000,000 Lamborghini Aventador Js And 2 Boeing 787s. DM ME when you got what I’m looking for. The account is new, no setup required.
Why doesn't the command work?



