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"wow this looks so easy!!! 😱"
so they share this bad tutorial
it blows up
and only then when the game is fully public
yeah this video would end up being bad
meanwhile feuerrm makes an amazing video to keep up speed and it probs didnt gain as much attention
h
only 65k
and why you may ask
the video wasnt released before a9 was fully public
so there you have it
why wouldnt you smh
Even though I am a Android TD noob
that's a big step to success
itd probs be easier for you to play asphalt 9 on pc first
cause thats how i managed to stay good on the android version
at 15fps
Wow
my phone is that bad and i was destroying the game on bad framerates
sure its sorta hard to use touch to steer but
I just started to play A9 two weeks ago
so I have never experienced such bad framerate
i have a p9 lite
the name itself already tells you that its a low-spec phone
16gigs of storage, 2 gigs of ram, 1.6ghz 8 core processor
this is by far the best phone i ever had
in terms of performance
the os is bad because lets face it
its huawei
i dont care about cameras
i care about performance and the os look and feel
i also care how the phone looks
and how the p9 lite looks
all i can say is i love it
but the os and the specs are lacking satisfaction
and all new phones nowadays always go for no bezels or rounded corners
i despise those
its nothing special, its overrated and it looks ugly
What I love my phone the most is this
r e a l l y
Dodge Viper ACRX
leix > p1
zl1 > p1
Viper > P1
fd3s > p1
if you have a flip phone with a Bugatti signature on it, you'll be billionaire
muscles are hardcore
i mean zl1 is sorta not a muscle car anymore
but it sure as hell sounds better than this pepega
this is unedited
i keep laughing at this because im a loud = funny type of person
a Bac
https://www.jamesedition.com/cars/mclaren/p1_gtr/2017-mclaren-p1-gtr-rwd-for-sale-10030053
⬆️ This thing is on there like 3 years already
reminds me when jeremy clarkson tested the bac mono
Oof price
i'd rather buy cheap cars
and that's why you don't put Hypercars as your dream car
i started watching doug demuro recently
his zl1 review was decent
i was in awe to see all the zl1 features
well not so much the backseats
@hollow gull leix ftw
well, that's what I'd get for a sedan
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if I'd get a coupe, it's R34, or a Challenger
fd3s ftw
dorito
yes
Dorifto
Whatever
Lol
GR33N Bimmer
this would be truly funny if you:
-didnt include the cringy music
-did it on your own in a professional video editor
-no watermarks
not my meme sorry
he's on reddit
ok then forward it to the creator
ok?
the music ain't cringe tho
its out of place tbh
Ye
It's r/okbuddyretard the music is necessary
s m h
yes
if thats so
imma attempt to do my own version in vegas
its gonna be just a music replacement
why tho?
not much of a biggie
make a new meme
no this is already funny
id need the exact original footage
Ye
or maybe just make one in the grand prix update
if there ever will be a ds run type of race in it
the only time i have to remake a meme is if i lost the original and want it in hd
the meme is great as is
no no it aint trust me
this is okbuddyretard subreddit
ok...
how
i dont know whats wrong with this video but
me too
Reason: Bad word usage
smh
oh this one
basically whats happening
its compressing all of the frames at the start into some stupidity
with a loud buzz
then lagging like hell
its either the vid alone
or vegas completely lost it
i never downloaded plugins
and i just imported a vid i recorded on pc
it works fine
but this
this is some bs
why are you even bothering
🇭
because i want to
H
and you literally cant stop me
ok cring
so what ill do is attempt to convert the original vid online
smh
🤪
😔
Nice

Reason: Bad word usage
render time
my take on being funny
im not proud of the editing quality and i never will be
rip bitrate
its intentional
rip headphone users
it's too loud, the pixels can't handle it
lo
i could honestly recompress the video over and over until its just
bad
worse
disgusting
that's gonna be a cringe from me dawg
but i would laugh if i was 4 years younger than now
yeah don't do that
yeah definitely cursed
Basically yes
https://youtu.be/xEJvFZVafDE
Spin stonks⬆️
Music
ELPORT & FyMex-Everest
🧂 🧂 🧂
nasty
I taste salt
haha im being ironic you guys
yeah this one is ironic too
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oh god this one is terrible
@gloomy kraken
lmao look at the dislikes
comment added
stupid russian
That's the only thing he's posted here
yeah lol
H moment
jumps around servers advertising his terrible rp server
🗿
🗿 💧
i am in pain
i'm never frying anything ever again
it's so hard to clean the frying pane from oil
it's supposed to be squeaky clean and i had to waste 15 minutes and a lot of dish soap to clean it all off
or maybe the dish soap is trash
or maybe you used the wrong side of the sponge
Happy Palindrome Day
what the hell is this
not funny
this is why i moved out of russia
because it's trash
asians and their fake humour
yeah but im also talking about the dude who posted it
i bet he's typing something like i'm an idiot, i'm anti patriotic and other things
just cz i put a russian country flag in my pfp doesn't mean i'm Russian and you dont have anything to say about the country
idk man your humor reminded me of the country
and discord is for everyone and nobody cares who love whatever u uploads or not
yeah you are kind of right
u dont find it interesting you better not poke ur nose in it
not everything will make you happy
so better leave my uploads or our asian rumours or whatever both you and riplex
you two directly goes offensive
i'm sorry it just reminded me of all the terrible things i experienced in the past
also i still have some of the aggression left from the russian guy who advertised some stupid rp server of his here
Hope you enjoy this new stunt compilation ! :D
Every stunter in the video :
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BRUH
@neon topaz #suggestions is not for clubs
assign the platform role youre on in #👋-welcome and then you should get specific channels for your platform clubs
should disable that ??? https://www.fixwindowserrors.biz/blog/disable-nagle-algorithm-in-windows-10
too complicated
done
this wasnt hard lmao
this was so damn easy
then again it also seems some stuff MAY stop working if this is turned on
like as in the tweak itself
it is safe tho so thats cool
You know it's very easy to get the Terzo on asphalt 8 and very difficult to get it in asphalt 9
@faint dragon stop falsely reporting
teleportation or instant respawning isnt hacking
its your connection being bad/the other players' connection being bad
if a car flashes red its a bad connection
Anyone play assulto
@faint dragon I do
Holy cow
I’m noob
That's a lot of cars
Started playing yesterday
That's impossible
How could you have 39 cars all of a sudden
Ok
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why is the terzo 299 km/h in A8 and in A9 it's 379,0 km/h
acceleration is the same
77,50 in a9 = 2,50s in a8
handling idk
maybe the same?
and the nitro
Because festival cars always have garbage Top Speed
So GL can make more $ from people buying upgrades for it
doesn't really answer my question but ok
is actually the terzo 299,9 km/h irl
or 379 as in A9
So if 300,0 km/h is actual speed IRL
then Terzo should be class d
im not asking to put the terzo in there
terzo still can be class s in A9 with their normal stats
The only answer I can think of is that the A8 devs and A9 Devs have different choices on where to put cars and their stats
A9-Put it as a decently high S-Class car (possibly claimed top speed)
A8-High-end A-Class but lower stock speed (irl stats)
hmm
The Huarya BC is similar
A8 - 236mph at stock
A9 -217mph at stock
It’s totally overkill that lego city needs to send an entire helicopter to save one fucking idiot that walked in an unstable bridge. 1 person with even above average swimming skills could save him easily. Not to mention that something like that costs taxpayers tons of money...
HEY
the new emergency collection from LEGO city!
In this video I show you the world's first fire umbrella. The goal of this umbrella is to vaporize the rain before it hits you. This is a follow up to the air umbrella Kickstarter dubunk video based on audience suggestions.
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Today is palindrome day. 02/02/2020. This palindrome hasn't occurred for over 900 years.
I have no idea what that is
Ooo. Someone here is playing a classic
@stray plinth What the heck is a Palindrome?
You know what, Google will tell me.
Aha. Still confusing.
Next palindrome day is in 3030.
@faint dragon a palindrome is spelled the same both forward and backwards. Like this statement--- Madam, I'm Adam. Can be spelled the same backwards.
Yea I noticed Bob.
Formula E cancelling China race due to coronavirus outbreak
I assume F1 will do the same
E
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Alright thanks
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Anyone here using discord on Android?
Please check if you can change your nicknames
Don't check in servers where you moderate
I want to see if its just me or an all-around bug
Me too
Dumb people doesn't know how hack works
iT'S vErY PoPupUlAr HigHlY uNoTicEaBle HaCk rEspAwN FoRwaRd
No it isn't Respawn hack doesn't even Exist*
He reports everyone in #💀・cheater-report
Respawn Forward hack
He even put more up
h moment
Let him have his time untill he realize hes wrong
report TMR in #💀・cheater-report
@north tiger lets see how he likes that
The last 13 reports have been him
I have to be aware of this guy
I kid you not
ultimate h moment
If I see him in MP I'll disconnect immediately
he'll probably report you for leaving
Hhhhhhhhh
It's one of those guys who won't accept he is wrong
Hack: Spinning in place with red outline then disappearing/going invisible
And just make excuses thinking he knows more
@dusty wraith then i saw a lot of hackers 🤔
lmao I remember when I got reported
Name - TMR
Platform : Flip-Phone
ID - Brain-dead
Reason why reported - absolutely garbage WiFi
@hollow gull lol
Get me reported
I need to think in more classic cars 😅
The Stang Boss
Name: Afrodog
Platform: Andoid
ID: 69xdOwO
Reason: left the serv e rrb !!!! hakc
yes, i misspell your name intentionally
bruh
bruh sounds like a perfect name
Afrodog sounds like a rapper on SoundCloud
Afrodog and Argofox tag team
And Angyjunie
hh
h
h
h
From now on I will blur out my ID
nice
f
Name: DiscoDoge
ID: Area5167
Reason: using successor Corvette against old Corvette
Getting ready to go LIVE with Asphalt 9: Legends!!
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@safe totem I think C-class is too low for a modern Ferrari, the stats are okay to be the next C-class king but not appropriate
imagine splatoon 2 but programmed with jetengine rather than nintendo's engine when programming
Epicly learning driving rn whao
whao
whao
whao
Me want
https://youtu.be/q5o6SyvhLso man this is powerful
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@tired flicker I have that except it’s black
Nice
@tired flicker
I also encountered TMR in a lobby
I quit of course 🤣
But i would love to 360 him
I just cant risk being reported tho
If I see him I'll disconnect immediately @paper brook
@faint dragon
Ah i see now
Multiple nab reports again ey
What if I simply disconnect in a lobby with u
Are you gonna report me too?
Huh... NABBBB?!
Before you report again
Check your laggy internet connection and try to connect to wifi... NOT A DIAL UP or GPRS CONNECTION then test and see if your opponents still do a "respawn magic" like you claim they are doing
yes
@faint dragon sorry, I'm socially awkward
@faint dragon @faint dragon @velvet island
Magsama kayong tatlo
Whats with the h 😂
I'm Ken Miles
Carrol Shelby is June
@hollow gull
well, no I'm not outside
ok
h
this is confusing
bye, Mota
oh
bruh
Motaz Ali Hassan Hawsawi (Arabic: معتز هوساوي; born 17 February 1992) is a Saudi Arabian professional footballer
lmao
bye bye
lmao
Clys knows what gender I am
Jason is a fictional name
bruh
sister male
that'll be your anime identity
what can I say, I'm an anime protagonist
Sister Male, a male who disguises as a sister just to get recognition from the girls
big brain move
that's like
totsuka
acting gay to go on a girl night over
also yes, notice how my name is Lexus LFA yet my pfp is the LF LC
and yes
he's a drug
Pills
he beytrayed Rexy
Motaz face reveal, he be lookin' like a drug doe 😳
to go for Lexy
yeah, unly
shut theugughg
yeah leixy
lei xy
Lei Xy
6-spoke ftw
this right here
is perfection
those are my rims too
the urge to steal that fd is high
alright, sure
zump
Oh no
Hello @proud anchor 
Hello
@faint dragon
Zum
W h e e l
yes
That Censored person is definitely you
Nice
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@keen geyser Bad hair/makeup day. 
@faint dragon I've been thinking of a special friend today that I haven't seen for a couple months, so this is playing right now on Spotify for me-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiSfTyrvJlg&feature=youtu.be
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5 likes y Regera 3 estrellas xD okay no.
@stray plinth You gave me this song weeks ago, I already have it on my cell phone :)
ok i accept it, next time please something new 😊
@faint dragon wish you a nice and funny start into the week 🍀
Sick of being on my game
And understated
Wanna throw it all away
And open up with something new
Taken all that I can take
I'm gonna make it
Wanna throw it all away
And open up with something new
Brand new
Wut
I cant post arts
@faint dragon Sorry about that. You want something new tonight?
@faint dragon here ya go. I'm going to have to start writing down my songs I share 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkFygPCTwE
Thank you very much:)
@faint dragon skill exists.
Don't think you can beat EVERY player who'll use DS Survolt
You could beat a couple o people
You can't beat everyone
This is the cheapest Lancer ever
🤔
Proton Inspira is renadged Lancer btw
A man in the river in LEGO city still not rescued 😕
They trying, but not successfully
I.... don’t understand why you wanna play a car parking game
Car Parking Multiplayer
🤣
Who the hell would wanna play that
Traffic Jam simulator
Cool_Motorbike.
@pulsar nebula you have to verify first
How
Yeey
cool drawings
Coronavirus Deaths 362
China 361
Philippines 1
Are you an agonian?
@pulsar nebula
Our(slav):we we*
Actually they look very good!
huh
@bright oriole How did you get 20$ in Microsoft store when you bought Alfieri deal
microsoft rewards @hot ice
@bright oriole how'd you get them
google @hot ice
google it
Ok
oK
Ok
Is it completely free or you'll have to pay for other apps to get points
😂
Looks amazing
is there a discord for a8?
@hot ice already purchased Minecraft
yall wallride meanwhile i car-ride
but yeah calling it pe for pc is dumb
yes, exactly
I'm Android
h
https://youtu.be/pDmVKLtmDL4 yes its legit guys
now that's unpredictable timing right there
where am i? fuck do i know tbh. my channel has been privated entirely for many reasons, which i won't explain - they'll come back eventually tho.
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DAMNIT!!! should have put PROS ONLY in the title
there's no comment
also gee 2 dislikes already
cant take a goddamn joke smh
literally was my excuse to explain myself in the description
s m h
ok
upvote
i think youve landed on the wrong site
this is discord
not reddit
but im a cat furry
are you blind
smh smh
hi not blond
no, im toxxy
hi hi
50/50 chance you guess right
i wish
sorta
l o l
no youre right
smh
h
that's what I do on my free time too
No.
Then what is it, server ping?
@forest cloak it just checks the bot's latency
Oh, thanks
why do computers frezee when they overheat
@harsh igloo the same reason why you cant get off bed when you over heat
oh ok
ok real reason is because
potentially the hardware can melt
if you think about it
you literally cant use a fried pc
whys that is because electricity and short circuiting
so imagine your ram melting off the pins
ok tbh this is a bad explanation
i really dont know how to word this
you could say a person working hard on a hot day is like incredibly hard
so you basically just
yeah no im out of ideas
honestly all i can think about
heat causes well
heat
and air around us isnt just oxygen
but rather a mix of hydrogen
no wait im being dumb again
i hate this
When a computer heats up, your computer will slow itself down to prevent more heat from being generated. That process is called "Thermal Throttling". When that happens, your computer will slow down to a degree where the heat will not destroy the hardware components.
Because your computer has slowed down, the processes will come to a halt, which can cause your computer to "freeze". @harsh igloo
Reason: Duplicated text
:|
lo
also that explanation makes so much more sense
how did i manage to forget its throttling
Wow, that’s was very fast
@bright oriole if you would have saved little more nitro before the last ramp that could be like 0.1 or 0.15 less
But amazing lap
[Edited.]
danny loves cool people
so that means
everyone that isnt a nab
guys petition to make danny owner of this server
Yes!
Danny discovered new emoji xD
Lol
Danny should definitely have admin. 😄
Danny should definitely have admin. 😄
@faint dragon
Ant1: am i joke to you?
Wait wa-
Wa-
Waluigi.
Why not Wario?
Mainstream
To the extreme.
@faint dragon u know Lulu and other cream heroes?
Of course I know. 😄
Dats nice👍
And Michael Jackson music
honestly that video is fake
Everyone, post a pic or video of your very first racing game 😶
I'll start
https://youtu.be/OuSxg4I1WQU
Game: NASCAR Racing
Developed by: Papyrus
System: MS-DOS
Year: 1994
@candid sail
Ridge Racer 🥰
Still my favourite video game to this day
Does Mario Kart count? 😅
this one was my first 💜
I like Mega Man series, I completed 1-7 parts and also Mega Man X (1-3 parts)
Well, DUB Edition was my first anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ6BnaE0Inc im literally crying
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DOOM Eternal will be released on March 20 ...
Not really interesting
Oh, it's on March 20th. Nice. 
Also, I played Chroro Trigger, cool RPG
https://youtu.be/gNvk2mXpZU8 I was doing flat spins and barrel rolls even before most of you here were born
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For SNES
lol
smh people talking about what consoles they were playing on and i'm the one who grew up pc only
cause my parents didn't want me playing video games
of course i ended up playing them anyway but the first games i played were on pc
then i got psp when it was released
Club Penguin is was my most played Flash game by a long shot
I used to play on Miniclip.
oh yeah i loved playing flash games on my mom's pc too
Miniclip is still around thankfully
Fun times.
Because flash isn't going to be supported for much longer
Well, I’m was not played on console, I was playing on emulator
I'm a little bit of both, but mainly console.
i didn't even know what emulators were at that time
On my 2.3 Android smartphone
smh mobile games were so good back then
2.3? Omg
didn't even need to play on emulator
It’s was 2014
@buoyant slate Agreed.
MTC? Ooommgg
Yep
i remember old angry birds, soundboard apps, cut the rope...
@proud anchor which phone?
My first smartphone
Tiny Wings was a good one.
my first smartphone was the galaxy y
Fruit Ninja
@proud anchor I over-played that one. 😅
Me too
Bruh
There was a fruit ninja arcade machine
Fruit Ninja was good in 2010
@north tiger I played that as well.
Now it’s looks very sadly
Not every person can afford VR helmet
yeets melon
And VR is bruh
VR makes me dizzy af
just slice fruits irl
@last lodge
Go to the kitchen, xd
I did want to try Resident Evil 7: Biohazard in VR before.
i got used to vr in 3 days
Half Life: Alyx for VR? BRUH
Yea
YouTube walkthrough👌
Yes
you really can easily buy vr unless you live with your parents and don't have a job
I like walkthrough games on YouTube
I'm too young for that...
I'm outta luck then
Recently, I finished DOOM 2016 speed run on YouTube
you can get mixed reality for like 200$ if you are lucky to still find one on sale
That’s was very cool
Hm, maybe.
I play Doom now by myself
i got mine for 150 barely used
Oh, that's not too bad.
and it's not even the terrible acer one
it's lenovo explorer
never ever buy acer mixed reality
anything but acer
I have an Acer laptop and it struggles to run flash games
hahaha
never buy anything acer
Raft Wars at 5fps
Wow.
i always thought of acer as asus' cheap ripoff
acer laptops are notoriously bad
I can see why that is. 😅
hey um what's the stream vc for?
for people that have stream perms
you can basically stream any game or program on demand in that channel if you have perms
What happened to the 2, 15 people VC?
in result the server gets an icon like this
thats small monitor icon means someone's streaming
lucky for you discord apparently lets you stream windows apps now
so you can screenshare asphalt 9 with sound and everything
well
its sorta best it stays that way
to prevent any "trolls"
only the most trusted people seem to have access to stream
aka mods
which is like
b i h
Bruh
rip
I have a idea what if we have a channel just dedicated to memes lol
Yes
like this
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@stray plinth Ping pong. 
oop
...not allowed?
sorry 😅
I don't see how my post was violating the rules but I'll accept your action.
@faint dragon you change your name more than I change my mind... 😂
@faint dragon had profanity in the post-- not allowed.
oh waig
lemme see o.o
OMG im so sorry
i just realized
jesus im blind XD
@stray plinth Indeed I do. I am Jeremy CAKEson.
I saw the first bee today in months. I forgot they existed
lol, Antivirus for corona