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I can translate myself.
vro
Thank you.
@faint dragon vro dlt vro
ok vro
I'm not a male.
i know but u didnt ever told me before when i called u vro in AEC π€£
π§
Well, besides that. Have a good day.
ok vro have a nice day
Unusual images...
right @faint dragon ?
good
yes
where
I saw that. I was gonna ask the mod chat. But I think I'll just remove it completely.
type and dont snes
I was hesitating about warning or not. Or letting it be or not.
send
The word itself is fine.
The word is fine but showing guns.
Is.
No no.
type again dont send
guns are a no no
@faint dragon Typing is fine.
You can say gun lol.
@faint dragon not u someone else
Ok.
I remember when the word was banned a few months ago.
I should talk about it with mods again though.
I'm still unsure about gun memes.
he will come again and type dont sendπ€£
@faint dragon From what I remember, images are fine as well. As long as it's not explicit or shown in a bad manner.
π«
I recall Army had said that. π§
@faint dragon It's why I was doubting too.
just a water gun
I asked mod chat again.
I want it clear.
I see.
Well, I've got one more year to go.
Approximately.
the water gun emoji used to be banned, right?
Yes. It used to be banned lmao.
It's unbanned because it's now a poor little super soaker.
π
Innocent enough. 
type dont send
squirt squirt
Yea! π @faint dragon
Years left for what???
@faint dragon Moderator. πΆ
Ooooh........
I've been asked well over 100 times now since I joined...
I can't disappoint. π
Hol up there girl.
I never asked.
@faint dragon ...
only ogs remember junie with a skeletor pfp
Reason: Bypassed Emote Filter With A Picture
ha

git gud nawb
Sometimes, people don't understand words.
lol
I hadn't seen the image in time.
I saw it.
karambit's a knife
Woops.
its not weapon
Then I don't.
π€£
But it was a weapon lol.
its a wooden stick
XD
No.
I'm not too sure about the upcoming Catsphalt series now. πΆ
i dont care
boo
π
will liam return?
Ima get some Spagetti.
spag heddy
spag heddy.
Eat spaghetti no regretti
@hollow gull Liam, yes. The other main cat might not make it unfortunately. I can't do it without her. π
LOL.
2 weeks
π€£
@faint dragon I'd advise to stop the controversial posts.
@faint dragon its just meme π€£
dunno why it's cold here
and nothing
but i'm freezing
see, he thinks it's a joke
Maybe you guys got hurted by memes
can i hurt you again
Maybe you didn't read the rules yet.
@faint dragon No, it's just against server rules.
That's all.

@faint dragon i readed
Then cease.
Else I'll take it a step further.
ππ oh but i love to break the rules
@faint dragon Rules......
Breaking them = problems
Read all of it again
Now. Ima go get Spagetti.
@faint dragon oh typed and sent
very good
ok im not gonna do anything now
your memes aren't even dank
im here just to report hackers
so enjoy
bye
Wait, you were talking about me for typing and not sending it?? @faint dragon
π§
@faint dragon yep
Well, i like to stay silent sometimes
Wrong words = 2x Problems
then y hurting your keyboard stay silent
π
....
hell
π gunnit
@Zayn Sahni please use this option for this server....
y dlt
do this
π
thats how we do it baby
Ok
I'm about to lose it here!!!!!
Personally = respecting other people,
Disrespecting other ppl for stupid reasons = you should know it
oh devils, help this chat
like you
oh hes still here
you're ruining off topic
dont ping ok
you care about history i dont
what happened in past what i did what im going to do
i dont care
im careless and fearless
so hurt your keyboard no time for u
be a keyboard warrior
gudbye
π€£
never come back, thanks
Hmm so u want something βΊοΈ
come another day and i will give yoy something big
Hello??
Test
Test
123
yo
How's going onπ??
Would you guys believe me if I told you I was sitting here the whole time since I said: "I'm getting Spagetti"?
And the gif above literally represents my reaction to this whole situation.
@faint dragon Same hereπ
I'm not alone! π
is he gone fr?
Maybe??
yay we can talk here again about stuff
I'm still here.
motaz be wheezing at spaghettis now
I'm wheezing out spaghettis.
jesus
π
@faint dragon nah its the same account
Then who's that in the ss???
lmao moment
florida man joins discord server, gets muted immediately
he regretted his action
did I just get ghost pinged?
the zayn guy pinged you
saying he was butthurt at you for having a problem with him
yes
but regretted
that's why i said "he regretted his action"
see, he did it again
this is a type of clown that goes "whoops I pinged you? no I didn't"
Guys. Can we please not go further into this topic?
Let's please talk about something else.
stop them
@faint dragon Do not tell me what to do.
lmao this guy's funny
sits in bystander
we were in peace for a couple of minutes but then this dude
idk about you, but this man is the chosen one
oh devils of hell, help me
Stop talking about this right now else I'll have to take serious actions.
Everyone.
then u thought about badeest dude and baddest dude is here
Bruh I just got here
Next person to keep talking about it gets a warn. @dusty wraith not you.
@hollow gull I know the song!!
Ima get my laptop and play it omg.
omg its sans undertale from undertale 5 the squeakquel
Someone get this and mail it to me (jk don't, I'll get it once I start working)
Lemonaid
Lemon-aid
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U got games on yo phone?
h
I wike fwappy berd
fwap
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b e r d
aids
aids
sdaddy legends
fye
same man
i cried π π
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Bruh-volution
ngl that a perfect circle
ngl it vibin π³ π³
Australia has a circle now?
god
Rejected EU flag (2002)
@faint dragon Facts.
spittin straight facts right there
Hey, seriously tho...
Who played with their mouse like the LEGEND?
I did to be honest haha.
I tried that.
same
π
Oof,
2 AM
Everyone telling me to Sleeeep.
you should
Sleep
At least you don't have the wannabe-my-mother @faint dragon who always tells me to go to sleep.
don't be an insomniac like me, bruh
bruh
I have school at 8:40 but I get up at 8:25
Ok,
Thanks everyone π
U should sleep tbh @faint dragon
Wow I didn't no u were in a pic of shrek
feels like they're gonna pop out any minute
π
He vibin' ngl π³π³
Goodbye
when you bottom text 2 sponsored by beans 2 the game the movie the squeakquel
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B o r k :<
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omg
7 all adults in the United States do know shocolate does come a from brown cows
coke kanye
McDonalds coke is taste
Made this
(This video exploded in the past year and I don't know why. I'm just really grateful. Thank you!)
Fun fact:
That happened with me to just nowπ€£π€£π€£,
(To find the episode and make the gif)
Lol
When you say five more minutes
The planet will explode in just 5 minutes...
Really needed to make that gif
Finally i can sleep in peace now πππ΄
Goodnight Everyone 
I love how this whole page is just s**t posting π
@faint dragon sry for answering late π
,
I really don't want to sleep,
But I'll miss my exams,
And everyone in home warning me to sleep..
I'm forced kinda of π’
beansock
@faint dragon Then sleep if you have exams tomorrow LOL.
@stray plinth I was tired so I went to the sun to get energy, but I ended up in the hospital
I didnβt know the sun was so hot
I thought it was only like 100 degrees
But apparently not
shoot
Unamused kitty.
Lol
@faint dragon You do! π
@faint dragon someone's ready for Catsphalt 9
https://youtu.be/Q4JtY6NvwgU
Today, Kitties and I played with racing car!
Kitties got really excited!
- Kittisaurus T-Shirt & Hoodie
https://www.cafepress.com/kittisaurus/17112724 - Kittisaurus & CreamHeroes Goods
https://www.amazon.com/shops/creamheroes
Now We're Talkin π
https://youtu.be/IEuFUVM6f28
Can my kitties be friends with a robot vacuum?
- Kittisaurus T-Shirt & Hoodie
https://www.cafepress.com/kittisaurus/17112724 - Kittisaurus & CreamHeroes Goods
https://www.amazon.com/shops/creamheroes
attempting to beat MW in a stock Golf
Progress so far, i got to Earl : /
@faint dragon Actually, no.
@faint dragon Actually yes!
Well.
You used to be my wannabe-mother-who-tells-me-to-go-sleep everytime I told you how late it is here.
This one is better
https://media.tenor.com/images/61af3f6a6f9d027b53f2221565c6d8e7/tenor.gif
6* toilet
Cheems and his son go to burger king... or is it McDonalds... I don't know.
Special thanks to Green Doge for working with me on this!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkEdaRw8w0daEvGgzKff8TA sub 2 him pls
im officially done with the AI in this game lol π https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkitZRcDHg
Well that's a first..
never had that happen before
AI bodied me
@faint dragon Welcome To Asphalt 9...
Can i know your progress in the game??
Uh yeah
want me to dm you?
If you want
I mean you can share anywhere
i started like 2 months ago
coming from A8
OK π you have a good progress for 2 months of playing
But you still have a kinda long way.
About AI's
Look about them more here:
https://youtu.be/5eZ4xfd90uA
BGM:
Girls Frontline Soundtrack - Day 1
Girls Frontline Soundtrack - Makes Sense
ahhh ok
nice to know
AI's are smart
That's the definition of AI word itself π
Disadvantage point is:
All of their cars does have a custom Status according to the level and the required rank
and they have handling speed that is the same as their top speed
ive noticed that in campaign yeah
never works out brining a super low rank car into a high rank level
Like if someone's Buggati is below the required rank
(by alot),
He gonna be beaten by an AI with a Lancer π€£
Yep
@faint dragon Still no.
@faint dragon You used tooooo! >:o
Only due to concern. 
MHM
So don't say no when you did in reality.
:3
No.
It was not intended that way.
I know. xD
But you still looked like it
Hm...
Well, that context was unintentional.
I am truly aware of that situation Mrs. Pan Cake.
I was intending to commit a little joke.
"Mrs."?
Oh.
Sorry Mr.
It's "Ms."
Ms.
π
rip
That's literally me.
Cake.
And ruffalo. π
Basically. β¬οΈ
I'm the middle guy.
oh lord
Okay.
i'm the one on the right
since it's the one that looked stoned the most
π
π
yeetus
I love this dude.
Cletus
@hollow gull it's okay, you can be in my gang
Ruffalo is also a day 1 bud.
But he never talks to me.
@faint dragon Junie will be very happy to hear that.
;c
deafeatus
Sowwy
we've always been in the same gang @tawdry creek
RUffalo you betrayer.
a
@faint dragon Junie will remember DieCarly.
n o
Indeed.
Hey, in my defense, I'm in school
wait
that looked inappropriate
No
It wasn't supposed to.
Pan Cake is friends with all
π π π π
except the ones that are against her
I have no friends
Well, I'm on neutral terms.
Pets are friends
I had friends in real life lol.
@faint dragon but no bike......
I still have my friends, and it doesn't look like I'm losing any of them anytime soon
[Edited.]
If you don't mind, I shall borrow this gif
Dang, I barely talk to my family either.
Online friends count
π
approved
@faint dragon bumper sticker on one of my old cars--- "I'm spending my children's inheritance"
ow
I'm actually so glad I met you lmao.
Still.....no bike
It's not meant to be sarcastic.

darn it.
xD
I'm trying to be serious! π
And this guy kills it with the bike I want
π€£
motaz could never be serious
@faint dragon I don't recall that ever happening. π
even if he tries
Bikes are neat
just don't go up hills with them
meme mod
Bikes are yikes
meme god
meme mod
more like
best mod
cause chill
that's me
Gotta pull up my pants and put my foot down.
@faint dragon here... you can have a car....
@dusty wraith Whatcha mean?? You barely talk to me!
@stray plinth .
a bug
π
What have I done with my life.
Hey, out of all the times we have talked, you've been nothing but chill lol
Do you guys want free tokens?
nobody met old junie yet
@faint dragon Still living it, and there are many changes to come.
@dusty wraith 'cause I'm a meme.
π
no but yes
@brisk jay No.
yes
@faint dragon Still gonna remain the joke lol.
More like good
@faint dragon Time will tell.
cause big good
...
@faint dragon yes yes that's me
gotta tell my kid that was clys
nobody knows who clys is
it was from earlier
I'm dying of laughter lol.
i do
clys is a legend
except you of course
π€£
you're an object
no u
an rx-7
Dang.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469815636311146496/667231398259720212/IMG_20200111_194757.jpg
"Hey I DM'ed you. Where my free Max Jesko?"
Kek.
Oh damn it.
6 AM.
Kek or Cringe, with Junie
I was gonna go to bed at 5:30 exceptionally.
that's clys eliminating blue
I missed it.
also me when I eliminate red
What the heck.
dream red
Junie
That really did sound like fate
I have a question.
Ima DM it to Junie tho.
Okay...
@faint dragon It sounds so suicidal.
"The fate of sleep is upon you, but only you have what it takes to make it a reality."
@dusty wraith Can I dream about sleeping instead?
π€
I don't want to sleep after all.
I rather do it in my dreams.
about sleeping
Mhm!
while sleeping

Nah nah.
Dream about sleeping.
Without sleeping.
Like.
Do something not in reality.
But in your dreams.
WHAT
Oh my Lord
you couldn't have said that instead of trying to elaborate it in fine detail?!
Nah man.
Deal with my logic.
Motaz logic.
Man.
I shouldn't wonder why people don't take me seriously.
Good point.
But that's okay, you be you. 
Unacceptable.
i
Eh...
HOLD
UP
XD
Please keep the posts family-friendly.
@faint dragon Don't do that! π
what did I just witness
It's so hilarious but damn it man! π
i cri
That was weird
Different topic.
I clicked that spoiler and I was wheezing. Had to delete it tho. Sorry for the ones who don't get it.

@faint dragon Welcome to off-topic. The place where you don't talk about A9. How can I help you?
what
i know obama last name
Obama's last name is Care
@faint dragon I have been here longer. π§
@faint dragon I'm teaching you new stuff anyway.
Barack Hussein Obama
π§
@faint dragon s-stop waching me --///--
Here's me using my brain
oh god
Pan Cake always uses the monocle emote for I don't know why actually.
@faint dragon Only family-friendly posts, the image was deceiving.
Porsche
Poor she
F
@faint dragon Elaborate on "new stuff".
prosche
Poor she
Elaborate why you use the monocle emote 24/7
prosche
what is a prosche
My answer to you is also to indicate confusion.
Funny. π€¨
@hollow gull idk
ask @faint dragon
I'm out of jokes. Glad you found it funny because it was the worst I could do so far lol. @faint dragon
π
Pan Cake is still confused.
i am a prosche
Guess confusion worked well on you.
you are a prosche
we are prosche
e
Um...
the throne
a peasant's bathroom
Yep it's tooo modern for some
Ooooo
i prefer a vibrant bathroom
All these bathrooms are missing this important feature
arnold had a bad time, and became a toilet paper hanger
oh god lol
pp poopoo
pp p u p u
I think I've seen that long ago
It's only possible going down the map or using some rock at Himalayas
that video is from the switch platform
Now I understand the outstanding graphics
https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1217083951589642240 who is it... π
sakurai be dabbing
Half life 3 confirmed
Gordon Freeman in Smash
Adobe After Effects is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...
Killed me π€£π€£
https://youtu.be/1_AUn5poOmA
For the first time in history, Kermit the Frog was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show! Kermit told Ellen about his new "Muppet Movie," as well as his on again/off again relationship with a certain pig!
By microsoft dev in microsoft official server, those rumors of windows update 1809 are fake
An excerpt from one of Wojtek Pilichowski's performances at NAMM 2014.
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Wojtek.Pilichowski?fref=ts
This is a question to Rockstar Games lovers
Who do you prefer as the goddamn best character in Red Dead Series.
1οΈβ£ Arthur Morgan
2οΈβ£ John Marston
Think Windows Update 1809 π€
@teal cradle gavin.
@faint dragon why you π my cheater report ? Didnt you look the video ? He only 1 time lag spawn just when i got past him in the end of the race and thats not possible for green connection player
It's my first time reporting anyone in this game
yeah i know
I had her in my club in windows
Made promises all the time but didnt keep these promises and then got kicked from the club and was whining that she got kicked for no reason
She got kicked from Lawrence's club but I forgot what the name of the club was,It was on Android tho
my club was on windows and we have very low rep requirements per day as minimum
he's a he tho
2000 rep per day isnt much to do
and he was behind all the time on it and promised that he will do more
@last lodge the internet is a mysterious place, you never know if she's a he or he's a she
nah saw his face already on fb, didn't mean to ofc
Well @analog yacht,
I can't say that guy in #cheat-report is a Cheater
I mean even if you had good internet,
He will still teleport because of his bad internet
hola soy junie, what did I miss
@faint dragon well but then it should be for the full race
It only teleported just after it got past me
h, ignored
@analog yacht yeah, he can glitch and teleport as much as he have bad internet
@hollow gull you missed me
I just crashed at start and needed to catch up
hah
I dont do cheater reports and that was my first one cause that was too fishy
that's gay jason
what
for astolfo
Because of his bad internet connection, the game can't know where is the location of his car exactly
Here an example of it:
https://imgur.com/a/NcWJ7pt
New design
but astolfo is.
what if we kissed
no
@faint dragon you dont need to explain how things work in this game i have enough experience in online games to detect cheaters. And it's really hard in this A9 game
J-Uno
jnou
A9 have just too potato servers and even more potato repay system that isnt reliable at all
@analog yacht if anything first thing what you gonna do is, blame Gameloft's connection
the dot isn't always right
Wow new phone
h
macy
π
β’οΈ
@tawdry creek thats why it was my first cheater report cause i dont do reports as there is nothing reliable what i can see on my screen in A9 game
Who has summoned me
I see these a lot that have red shield over car and lag and teleport but thats a full race and thats usually very bad red connection too. But in that one he was all the way trough track nothing like that and just in the end got this lag jump that makes me wonder
I feel very safe for not having met a hacker in A9 yet
eugh
jaden smith album btw
@tawdry creek i have never seen a hacker in my life in any games. I sometimes only spot cheaters
clysus h. macy
I dont compliment noobs with high computer coding skills by naming them as hackers
I swear to god I will 360 Starlight Pixie first chance I get
juno circuit in a9 when
clys
yes
that's like saying "canyons in A9 when"
imagine virtually hugging someone using a hugging emoji
π ππΌ
i, clys michael cera am blind
also that hugging emoji looks like it's trying to grab your chest, not hugging you
h
b o y o
yes i know, sorry nissan
oh no
π π π π
I wouldn't play it probably
i feel pain stomach
you wouldn't play it
you'll f e e l it
this is getting weird
also fix your stomach flaming swords
are you trying to take me to SAO world
ha
Lel
of what?
of white void
of the dream protagonist
I sound like Jarvis now
hmm
if they have a delorean as the time traveling machine in bttf
in your simulation, you'll have a leix
except it isn't a time traveling machine
it's a dimensional traveling machine
it's a gun instead
if you know what I mean π
interesting.
you fu--
you have to explain it to me
remember that video yesterday I sent you in #music-recommendation?
uh huh
