🪄・off-topic

[foggy crypt]

Is it free to download

[copper tartan]

Yes

[foggy crypt]

I see

[teal cradle]

@past horizon mine sees my phone as a firefly when it's dark.

[past horizon]

i bumped into my cat and she picked her head up, glared at me, chirped once then laid her head back down and started snoring again.

nfs heat studio is great for me because all i want to do is customize cars. before i had been using 3DT.

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/LFJWxZiwt9g

[charred prairie]

Don’t worry, just your average Australian sunset 🙂

[teal cradle]

@charred prairie That looks like the clouds are triggered

But I like it

🙂

[charred prairie]

It’s smoke but ok

[sacred maple]

IMPORTANT

Mods
I HAVE PERMISSION TO POST IN OFF TOPIC
Before removing this message
REFER TO SCREENSHOT BELOW

MESSAGE TO ALL CLUB CAPTAINS

I have created server only for club captains of Asphalt 9.
If you are an Asphalt 9 club captain (110 club captains already joined)
If interested please let me know
I will send server link
Thanks

Hey guys

Anyone interested please let me know

[faint dragon]

Hello @exotic trellis 😇

[exotic trellis]

Hello

[faint dragon]

How are you ?

😁 @exotic trellis

[exotic trellis]

good thanks

how are you ?

[faint dragon]

Fine thanks 😇

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/457549871084208138/650744227675766834/image0.jpg

[boreal narwhal]

🤣

[teal frost]

👍

[rich monolith]

👍

[hollow gull]

👍

[tired flicker]

👍

[cedar wren]

@exotic trellis how are you?

[exotic trellis]

fine but need to study for quiz will leave soon

[tawdry creek]

@safe totem I'm amazed these look the same to you

[safe totem]

The Ferrari Monza SP1/SP2 uses the 812 Superfast as basic model and is much slower.

[tawdry creek]

does it matter?

[safe totem]

Yes, a lot

[tawdry creek]

I mean the exterior matters more cause it's the face of the car

that's the first thing you see

[safe totem]

May for you

[tawdry creek]

also, it's not you that decide how the car handles in-game

@safe totem and SP2 is more powerful than the 812

[safe totem]

A bit, just 10 PS

@tawdry creek

[tawdry creek]

I don't care?

I don't like cars based on how they perform

[boreal narwhal]

But?

[tawdry creek]

wdym but

[safe totem]

😂 😂 😂

[boreal narwhal]

Then how do you like the cars

= but

[tawdry creek]

um, it's obviously that I like cars based on how they look?

[vocal ingot]

When the update come

[boreal narwhal]

That wasn’t obvious until now

[tawdry creek]

bruh.

saying you have passion for cars just because they perform good is idiotic

[spark sail]

they're still working?

remember when they were in Urban GT2?

[tawdry creek]

that's like saying you can love a cardboard box car because it can reach 300mph

[boreal narwhal]

@tawdry creek Well; I’d love it because it would a funny driving expirience :}

Point taken, but I still take performance rather than looks

If I’d take looks, the car I’d be driving the most would be a Jesko, a ZL1, Corvette, ACR and co

[tired flicker]

There's a guy named lever in Voice Chat 3

[boreal narwhal]

Cars I don’t have

Yes so? @tired flicker

[tired flicker]

Just saying

😐

[boreal narwhal]

Wow

You took time to just say something😂

[tawdry creek]

Miami

[boreal narwhal]

Paradise

And a oldie Lambo

[tawdry creek]

beautiful countach

[pallid roost]

be with me, this a must-happen this upcoming update

[faint dragon]

Leaked jaguar ftype 2020. Thoughts?

[teal frost]

when u see it

[pallid roost]

69 l m a o posts XD

[foggy crypt]

XD

[faint dragon]

Nice

[rich monolith]

@teal frost 69+100+100=269

[faint dragon]

@pallid roost Agreed with your suggestion, 100%.

Although you may need to clarify on the 'No Fuel' part. I think they assumed you meant in general.

That should be for club races only, if that's what it was intended to be.

[pallid roost]

yes, club race only for every suggested thing @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

That seems about right. 👍

[pallid roost]

thatz the focus of the suggestion

[faint dragon]

I don't think they got that part. 😅

[pallid roost]

i think same, for the opinions i got XP

anyway, i did my part and hopefully get a reward ;)

[faint dragon]

Who knows, maybe.

Suggestions are looked at time to time.

[pallid roost]

One thing people may miss

the forum link

thatz the core of it, where everything is clarified

[faint dragon]

I think thats a fair suggestion, specially the not consuming fuel for club races, thats ridiculous

Since most people would agree about that

A good idea could be to get as many ppl as possible

And make a poll

Or to sign

And send it to gameloft

So theyll see that its supported by a lot of people

[pallid roost]

why spend fuel for club race tho? like you wanna use chiron and you also need it for mp series

[faint dragon]

Indeed

[pallid roost]

fuel must be used only for important things, club race must be "chill"

[faint dragon]

Yeah club races should be for fun, not reputation earned or amything at least some credits

But no fue used

If you give credits ppl would find a way to exploit it

[pallid roost]

also sharing a clubmate's car aint that bad tho. He may have a car you dont

[faint dragon]

Agreed.

[tawdry creek]

if Gameloft were gonna use Fuel, I'd prefer the fuel system from Xtreme

[pallid roost]

oil change

[tawdry creek]

it goes down little by little according to how long the race is

[pallid roost]

yea

[tawdry creek]

but one 1 whole fuel per race

nah

[pallid roost]

that race may not be finished

[tawdry creek]

yeah

[pallid roost]

and rip fuel

same for event tickets imho ;)

[tawdry creek]

I like having specific tickets for specific events

[tired flicker]

😑 😑

[tawdry creek]

doing daily events already is a pain in the butt, and it drains tickets quickly

[paper brook]

Keep safe 🇵🇭

[tawdry creek]

good thing it's not hitting my city

[paper brook]

@tawdry creek vietnam?

[rich monolith]

@paper brook Indonesia

[tawdry creek]

@paper brook yeah

[paper brook]

Philippines 😭

[tawdry creek]

rip

wish you good luck

[paper brook]

Yeah will probably not go to work

[mild quiver]

It's cyber Monday, who should we attack 👀

[old totem]

Highest temperature it has been

The city is 47

[mild quiver]

hmm 47C is 116.6F, seems ok to me 😄

[old totem]

Headaches are not fun

[topaz abyss]

Back to the office after 1 month of slavery # top # 1 mp rush

[olive gull]

lul

[cedar wren]

@exotic trellis dm

@topaz abyss😡

[floral fox]

@tired flicker did you win?

[candid sail]

I bought Project Cars 2 Deluxe Edition on Steam, 75% off 😁 👍

[safe totem]

👀

[faint dragon]

@candid sail Nice! I assume you'll be busy playing that more now.

[candid sail]

I will be playing that game quite a bit @faint dragon

[sonic gate]

Hi @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

Hello there @sonic gate

[sonic gate]

How r u doing

[faint dragon]

Busy, as per usual. More exams coming up, but I think I'll do okay.

How about you?

[sonic gate]

I am doing ok

I have a lot of exams coming up to😢

[faint dragon]

Don't stress it, just review important topics and relax. You'll be fine.

[sonic gate]

Thx

And I got detention

@faint dragon

[faint dragon]

Oh, no.

[sonic gate]

Yup

[faint dragon]

Well, hopefully things get resolved.

[sonic gate]

I am in a class A uniform and it is going to look bad and with my rank with JORTC

[faint dragon]

😶

[sonic gate]

It is going to be bad

Bye

[faint dragon]

Best of luck...

[lyric dragon]

https://media.tenor.com/images/cc78586cd5e9353b7e066eeb319f51f1/tenor.gif

[pallid roost]

Anyone wants Rythm bot in A9 server? 🙂

[safe totem]

[tired flicker]

Good morning

[faint dragon]

Good morning @tired flicker

[tired flicker]

Got no school today

[faint dragon]

Nice.

I have exams for several days this week, and harder ones in January.

[pallid roost]

i got no school for the next 2 days too cuz of the big earthquake that striked albania one week ago

[faint dragon]

@pallid roost Is everything alright?

[pallid roost]

Around me, yea, but chaos in sum other cities

6.4 magnitude, 4am

last tuesday

[faint dragon]

Oh...

[pallid roost]

btw for those who want rythm here...

i mean cmon, itz great bot to have, even in asphalt 9 server

[faint dragon]

Unfortunately, they might not. Some songs can have swear words in them. 😅

[hollow gull]

i prefer rythm in my own personal server cause i can play any song i want

[pallid roost]

they trust mee6 so much as mee6 is saying no rythm cuz of the reason :P

[shut crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pallid roost]

@hollow gull sure i did same ;)

[shut crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pallid roost]

and anyone that likes 80s music or is into classic music (not classical, but tbh even this is fine 😅) can join my server, all welcome!

[faint dragon]

Interesting.

[shut crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tired flicker]

Corvette Army defeated

[safe totem]

I see.

[stray plinth]

@pallid roost I've got that bot in one of my servers & it's a decent music bot, but with a server like A9 with 40k+ members, I don't think that will be a good add. Plus I doubt Gameloft would be interested in a bot like that since the server is supposed to center around the game & not other activities or topics.

[pallid roost]

the rythm bot server has like 200k+ members, sure with rythm 1, rythm 2 and rythm canary, so when 3 channels can do the job for 200k+ why wouldnt they for <100k? @stray plinth

i got rythm 1 and 2 in my own server btw

and music is good for gaming ;)

[stray plinth]

Primarily is that the Mods already have their hands full with the almost 90 channels this server currently has in it. Granted, some of those are not even open to us so we ignore them, but 9 Mods, 40k+ members with an average of 2-3k online at any given time. We have bots on here now that have 98% of their functions disabled due to the fact we can't be in this server 24/7/365 & the bots do not think for themselves, so they cannot see context of something posted to determine good or bad.

[teal cradle]

Wow this emulator ban is really on a toll

[pallid roost]

Well, just my opinion, then decision is in ur hands. I don't mind it honestly...

[stray plinth]

@teal cradle I'm trying to convince Gameloft to do something like that for A9 so people can see that people do in fact get banned in this game. It just takes a while since Gameloft manually verifies every single account for unauthorized actions before they decide to sanction or not sanction the player.

[teal cradle]

True @stray plinth
Also an in-game report feature really would be helpful, now that #638676207474573362 is becoming a bagful of memes

[stray plinth]

We are trying to keep that channel clutter free. And it gets purged every few weeks when all the posts are caught up on the spreadsheet we submit to Gameloft on a regular basis.

[teal cradle]

At least we have you guys cleaning that up gladly 🙂

[stray plinth]

@teal cradle Since MC5 is a common item between us-- have you had any lag or server issues with the game lately? Seems like both A9 & MC5 is giving me issues the past few days of red or yellow connections in A9 MP races or lag in MC5 or server freezing. I stood stationary in a VEER energy stream the other day-- did not die & finally killed the opponent after going through 2 mags.

[faint dragon]

Well, verifying accounts manually means sending this message to the players(that are Typing the details about what happened with them in the game) from GL costumers unfortunately. @stray plinth

It happened with every player(that sent an email) no doubt on it.

[teal cradle]

@stray plinth Ive been experiencing that too. Like i just stand there doing nothing.

[stray plinth]

@teal cradle it is a bit fun waiting for the server disconnect popup in MC5 where you can still walk around & just shoot statues of the players frozen in place when server crashed.

[teal cradle]

Lmao true

I just throw grenades around and shoot at everything

[stray plinth]

Yep. Unlimited grenades when that happens I think.

One way I get kills in MC5-- if I have more than 2 opponents coming at me & I have a grenade, I'll go to the grenade & then cook it off until it's down to about 2-3 seconds from detonating. then when they come in for a melee attack or even a CQB shot with their weapon, they cannot leave the kill radius fast enough to clear out before the grenade detonates.

[rich monolith]

Moonlord

@hollow gull

[hollow gull]

your health

and mana

why are they still low

[rich monolith]

I forget health

Bye

👋

[hollow gull]

e

[faint dragon]

Interesting.

[slender tulip]

Did reee6 got banned

[floral fox]

NO

WAIT WHAT

I THINK IT DID SINCE I'M TALKING IN ALL CAPS

[amber tapir]

ΛＬ♢ＮΞ#0236 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[floral fox]

oh nvm

[teal cradle]

Lmao

[stray plinth]

Everyone complaining about lag-- this is my ADSL speeds. The distance between Point A & B in this test is <50 miles. When I connect to a Barcelona server or Asian server for this test it gets real interesting.

Barcelona= 110-120 ms ping
Istanbul= 140-150 ms ping

[faint dragon]

🧐

[teal cradle]

That's quite odd

[pallid roost]

mine is worse

[ashen valley]

https://youtu.be/IKsbIkySv1Y

@loud tapir

[loud tapir]

@ashen valley what is that mate ? 🤔

[ashen valley]

Showing you how bad server sync is

Same team, same race, but completely different race at the same time

[digital arrow]

ok

[digital arrow]

yes

[pallid roost]

trickntreat contest

[main furnace]

Hello kids

[faint dragon]

Hello @main furnace

[main furnace]

Hey @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

[main furnace]

👌

[fluid mica]

!levels

[amber tapir]

Cube482, this command is disabled in this channel

[hollow gull]

bruh

[fluid mica]

I am so dumb

And tired

😂 😂 😂

[hollow gull]

i can relate

[faint dragon]

Same here.

[rich monolith]

...

School trough

[teal frost]

Art

[faint dragon]

Interesting.

🧐

[copper tartan]

E R Y S

[crisp yew]

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/e5853b/feliz_navidad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[teal cradle]

Racing with McLaren Team

[limpid merlin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/e50ids/ice_karting_in_russia_is_basically_real_life/

Kinda a shame reddit embeds are technically disabled on this server, though I suppose you can still just click the link

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[copper tartan]

L e t s L e a r n M a t h

[cerulean delta]

Bruh

Those things are easy

Who doesn’t know how to find slope

[copper tartan]

T u r k e y

[limpid merlin]

@rich monolith how do you have a Crimson biome that big that close to your NPCs and not have them move out

Your Dryad must have a stroke everytime she looks outside jesus

[rich monolith]

@limpid merlin playing Terraria

[limpid merlin]

I can clearly see that, my question is why your NPCs aren't moving out

You're well within the 250 tile radius set for NPCs to start moving out when the world is over corrupted

[plush scarab]

Not moving the NPCs with a close world evil biome

X Factor gaming time

Not too far, not too close

The gap at fourthCost and fifthCost

1e5 to 1e11

Yeah, that's not a big gap

[foggy crypt]

whaa

[rich monolith]

@faint dragon hi

[faint dragon]

Did anyone else watch the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2019?

[faint dragon]

you sent that in general.

[amber tapir]

RpM_Seijuro Hiko#0842 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[remote elk]

nonce

[remote elk]

im an idot belend

[glacial snow]

Asphalt

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOcKXcxFOq0

i highly recommend you listen to this while riding in Caribbean @tired flicker

[heady heart]

@violet sail Hello there l! No, Fii does not cheat. He's my ex-team mate from my previous club and I'm still in contact with them. He had Huracan which has great nitro efficiency. You should erase that report, mate...

[faint dragon]

@violet sail what @heady heart said 🌝 It's just the way Huracan works.

[violet sail]

@heady heart Maybe I'm wrong, so I wrote about this in the report. I was embarrassed by the fact that already using nitro on the way after confronting another player, he instantly received a shockwaves!
His nitro scale was at least half empty and needed a drift to fill it
@faint dragon Sorry if I made a mistake 😉

[faint dragon]

@violet sail no problem, everybody makes a mistake once in a while 😄

[sharp delta]

Not bad

[candid yew]

[candid yew]

Very interesting

[heady heart]

@violet sail Similar thing happened to me once (and tbh, I thought I would get reported too😆)
It's a coincidence of getting nitro bonus out of knock down and perfect run at the same moment. Or at least it was my case😏

[pallid roost]

how to get a free iphone 7 plus from gameloft, for being an asphalt 9 alien?
(you want proof? check my yt channel in my profile)

i deserve more but the least i can deal with

[slow delta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaR6W7GrwrY

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/BmgztWz4gKg

[faint dragon]

🧐

[pallid roost]

i did this a long time ago (2+ months lol), jst a good run of mine
https://youtu.be/rn19tVhihSA

[vale rune]

@next elbow don't advertise your club in the suggestion channel

[next elbow]

My bad

[hollow gull]

me for the rest of my life:

[faint dragon]

Accurate.

[floral fox]

@raw sleet hey

how are you liking the new mp?

[faint dragon]

Hi @faint dragon 😇

Hello there @faint dragon

How are you ?

@faint dragon

@faint dragon Busy with exams, how are you?

Fine thanks 😃

[past horizon]

im in 5th period –asl– and my phone's at 40% 🙃

[worldly hawk]

I'm in traffic in a 3rd world country

[faint dragon]

omg yasss anyone remember track 8 from asphalt 6?

from like 2012 lolol

that song was the stuff when i used to play A6 on my iphone 3gs

[cedar totem]

Where can I write to get a new club??

[faint dragon]

@cedar totem Assign a platform role in the #617120688540614748 channel, then look for the dedicated #looking-for-club channel.

[cedar totem]

Great, thanks

[worldly hawk]

@cedar totem where in the world you got all that money from

[candid yew]

Robing banks.

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469815636311146496/651562733002817537/funny-bear-golf-course-gif.gif

[keen geyser]

The FrameRates count is Real

(the 1st picture)

[neat ivy]

https://twitter.com/FilesSalt/status/1202016997724151808?s=19
@tall mural @stable crater @grim island

The Salt Files (@FilesSalt)

#NintendoSwitch #yoWTF https://t.co/9S5HMz9p0e

▶ Play video

Twitter

[grim island]

@neat ivy I felt that in my soul 😦

That takes the cake for the worst physics I’ve seen all day

[neat ivy]

If I didn't clear my gallery i could've made a compilation for ya

[tall mural]

I've had something very similar happen there. That jump is awful.

I hit one of the cars when the roof fell through and completely stopped lol

[worldly hawk]

Jumping from minecraft community to asphalt community....Ya'll are so mature and non toxic

[tawdry creek]

wdym

it's off-topic

[faint dragon]

@worldly hawk Eh...this community has its immature side time to time. Can't deny that. 😶

[tired flicker]

I tip my hat to this SCG

[faint dragon]

They tried.

[tired flicker]

The SCG got knocked down but he had comeback,which I really appreciate

[faint dragon]

[tawdry creek]

good sports

sweaty Corvettes and Apollo

[faint dragon]

@worldly hawk

[worldly hawk]

still I'm impressed

even in off topic they're toxic and annoying. Gosh Its so refreshing to be here

[faint dragon]

That's good news.

Glad you like it here!

@worldly hawk

[worldly hawk]

😊 good to be here

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon Where do you even find all these images? 😅

my underground meme dungeon The internet.

Got it.

[crisp yew]

I love that new pfp u got kirb

[floral fox]

@faint dragon

i pinged you for @crisp yew

[faint dragon]

👀

[crisp yew]

@floral fox thank you for doing that

[floral fox]

any time bro

[faint dragon]

thanks! @crisp yew

[crisp yew]

Oh, I got halo reach on my chromebook

[floral fox]

cringe

[faint dragon]

cringe

[crisp yew]

Nah Man U gotta dip them in the sprite too

[faint dragon]

nice

[floral fox]

i can't unspoil it

[faint dragon]

spoiler alert

its a spoiler

[floral fox]

oh

[crisp yew]

Get gamered

[faint dragon]

📉

s t o n k s

[crisp yew]

Lofi

[faint dragon]

oh how the tides have turned

Greatest plot twist, ever.

[plush scarab]

Trust me, these buttons I made does nothing

[faint dragon]

Visuals only?

[floral copper]

wanna hear a joke

[plush scarab]

you

[rich monolith]

...

[crisp yew]

cat does the euuaugh

hey, wanna hear a short story?

of course you do

mm mm mm mm m no no sit right down i'll tell you a story you wouldn't forget

sir sir sir please sit down I guarantee you it's good

whats that? you're gonna pull out your gun if I don't stop holding you?

what are you gonna do? shoot me?

bang

thud

darn

[faint dragon]

@crisp yew That sounds like something from 'The Last of Us'.

[crisp yew]

no offense but what is it

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423562034068848653/651591378262032394/Screenshot_20191204_031117.jpg

[teal cradle]

Lambo

[copper tartan]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/raJaYS9jbGR0eyXoUoclnqXoDlZI-ze00_FvGoMQNzA/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/533533228045172738/648997119512018982/every_mod_application.mp4

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/626621339674869780/651275851522113537/pri_43271141-e1497370145614.jpg

[plush scarab]

nice

[rich monolith]

Lmao

[past horizon]

that moment when it's really late and you accidentally just summarized a whole section you weren't supposed to do and had to delete two pages? because same.

[plush scarab]

more buttons added

[faint dragon]

I didnt know Godzilla King Of The Monsters has ads in asphalt 9 lol

[past horizon]

i have to get up in 5 hours :T

[hasty hare]

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/dc-fontana-dead-pioneering-star-trek-writer-was-80-1259207

😦

[teal cradle]

Press F for a fallen hero, who wrote books to capture our active minds and fill our imagination.

[hollow gull]

that's unfortunate, i never got into star trek but rest in peace, a memorable person

[hasty hare]

I love Yesteryears

and also Encounter at Farpoint

[faint dragon]

@crisp yew Sorry for the late response, but 'The Last of Us' is a PlayStation exclusive game. It's got a really good story to it.

[rich monolith]

@faint dragon good morning

[faint dragon]

Good morning/evening @rich monolith

[raw sleet]

finna

boost this server

to get the damn pink role

ok nevermind apparently you dont get server boosts via gifted nitro

[candid yew]

Yos

[raw sleet]

i thought i had 1 boost saved the entire time

[floral copper]

the last of bus

[candid yew]

👌

[faint dragon]

Well, i didn't expect older human generation's made this 🤣🤣😂

Really Time Consuming Game

[raw sleet]

oh come on

good one

[candid yew]

Yes

[faint dragon]

I'm not a good pun maker,
Don't expect good meme's from me😓😅

2018

3 AM

[candid yew]

Don't worry

[faint dragon]

🧐

[candid yew]

Yes

[candid yew]

Cat boi

[faint dragon]

Precise.

[crisp yew]

Anyways, I found out my school plays deltarune music for a bell

[autumn bobcat]

Hey

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCJBLoGnZv85uqKexoQ1CvRw

Its my YouTube channel

*Gaming Channel

[faint dragon]

hellow

french youtuber c'est vraiment good

[autumn bobcat]

Yes

You are français ? Moi aussi 😂

[faint dragon]

Ca fais plaiz de voir des fr mdrrr

[autumn bobcat]

Ouiii c’est pas possible j’ai l’impression que personne connaît ce jeu en France

[faint dragon]

j'avoue mdrrr

[autumn bobcat]

Pourtant c’est la vie A9

[faint dragon]

#A9=life

[candid yew]

Eh ben la france envahit ce serveur comme l'allemagne avec la pologne

[autumn bobcat]

Haha belle comparaison

[faint dragon]

merci c'est gentil je suis polonais ....

😦

[candid yew]

De rien

[faint dragon]

JTM PAS 😂

🧐

I imagine one of the mods coming and seeing.

[candid yew]

Yes

[faint dragon]

Um...

[candid yew]

Yes,what a cute dog

[sonic gate]

What the heck is that

@candid yew

[candid yew]

Humor

[sonic gate]

That is funny

And mean

https://media.tenor.com/images/3e84acd6d615b7e566ee47e9824a3b4c/tenor.gif

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_EowJBXNuI

@sonic gate Nice GIF.

[sonic gate]

Thx @faint dragon

[past horizon]

some girl in my math class: "people who listen to grandson are gonna be psychopaths or murderers."
me: sweats nervously while listening to stick up

[hollow gull]

here i am, having a mental breakdown

again

[faint dragon]

@hollow gull

[hollow gull]

i'm trying

[faint dragon]

Keep trying.

[sonic gate]

Try harder @hollow gull

[faint dragon]

Well.......

[glacial lotus]

Nice picture panny ... 👍

[amber tapir]

Rig* Nova Alpine ™#2593 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[teal cradle]

Oops

Guess that word is blacklisted, didn't even mean it in "that" context

[stray plinth]

Yep bot cannot discern context of a word. It only sees it as a word on its naughty list.

[mental harbor]

@mild quiver not gonna say what it looks like 😂

[faint dragon]

bruh momentum

[mild quiver]

Poor Doggy

[faint dragon]

Well, at least it got up the stairs. 😅

[past horizon]

my umbrella,,,

[faint dragon]

everybody gangsta till the umbrella commits aight imma head out

[teal cradle]

Gonna head out now. Wish y'all a happy rest of the day. Alpine Out!
https://media.tenor.com/images/8aa8cca61f97b7a056fb48d4957a6760/tenor.gif

[floral fox]

bye @teal cradle

[faint dragon]

@teal cradle Take care!

[hollow gull]

@teal cradle bye alpine

[faint dragon]

peter back at it again

[faint dragon]

heck

Yes.

thats not good...

[candid yew]

Me too

[faint dragon]

Scary car.

[candid yew]

Perhaps

[faint dragon]

P e r h a p s

Perhaps?

Perhaps.

[candid yew]

Yes :)** **

[faint dragon]

cool shades

[candid yew]

Cool cat

[faint dragon]

m a r i o

On PS4. 🧐

rated m

for mario

That's an interesting plot twist.

Why would it be rated M? 🧐

[faint dragon]

Beautiful.

[candid yew]

Noice boi

[tired flicker]

Seen one of those irl

[candid yew]

Oooooh

[tired flicker]

In Singapore

[candid yew]

I remember seing a pagani in my neighbour parking

[tired flicker]

Now that is rare

[faint dragon]

Wow.

[tired flicker]

In Japan I saw a Lexus LC500

In the temple parking lot

[candid yew]

Ooh nice

[tired flicker]

Along with a Cadillac ATS-V

[faint dragon]

i saw a mclaren 570s on a highway

it was very E

for Epic

[faint dragon]

E

[candid yew]

E

[tired flicker]

Asphalt 9: crashes
Me - spent 750 tokens on packs
(Also me): I bought 10 packs but where are my rewards?

Asphalt 9:

[faint dragon]

ouf

[hollow gull]

me, trying to not have another breakdown

[tired flicker]

@hollow gull the video you posted in #638676207474573362 was indeed a hacker

[hollow gull]

@tired flicker welp, now i'm sure

[candid yew]

Yeeees

[past horizon]

did you know that the only japanese to survive the titanic sinking was called a coward for not dying with the other passengers?

[olive gull]

...

wut @past horizon

[candid yew]

I know

[azure ingot]

What @past horizon

[hollow gull]

@past horizon sad tbh

[azure ingot]

well i dont think its true

[faint dragon]

🧐

[faint dragon]

Original PlayStation logo ideas by Manabu Sakamoto:

[faint dragon]

let it r i p

[hollow gull]

@faint dragon now, their logo is just pale white

[faint dragon]

🧐

phillips cdi

That's interesting.

hotel mario

"you know what they say, all toasters toast toast"

[faint dragon]

Um...

[faint dragon]

nice crisp 4k spongebob render

[crisp yew]

Songeman

Funy

[faint dragon]

spnogbba

fune

[crisp yew]

Spanglebe sconepone

[faint dragon]

sopnagerss scones

[crisp yew]

Mmm love me some sopnagerss scones

[faint dragon]

man i cant want to have some of sopnagerss scones

[crisp yew]

Imagine not having sopnagerss scones

[faint dragon]

this post was made by the sopnagerss scones gang

[crisp yew]

Sopnagerss scones gang 🍪

[faint dragon]

Sponagerss scones gang

[faint dragon]

e

[crisp yew]

Trees cut down to make jenga blocks are forced time and time again to relive their own death

[faint dragon]

fax

[pallid roost]

read our statuses

[proud anchor]

Heh

[pallid roost]

okay

hahahaha

[cerulean delta]

A picture of the Milky Way, from Mars

[tired flicker]

@faint dragon

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker Oh, what's this?

[hollow gull]

isip

[tired flicker]

@hollow gull that means "think"

[hollow gull]

it's also an abbreviation of "Innovative Student Ideas and Projects"

[faint dragon]

Here.

[long holly]

yup.

[pallid roost]

okay here we are exclamation points

[twin rapids]

It's party time

[faint dragon]

Regroup!

[long holly]

there we go

[faint dragon]

🙃

[pallid roost]

rewind

[faint dragon]

Alright, how many now?

[tired flicker]

Sup everybody

[long holly]

7

[faint dragon]

7, currently.

[twin rapids]

Finally you're back 😂

[tired flicker]

Sup everybody

[twin rapids]

Thought we lost you soldier 😂

[long holly]

wait we have 8

[faint dragon]

yes

Kirb!

[pallid roost]

16 pics i took

they are uploading

[tired flicker]

Eyyyy

[faint dragon]

Nice, we're all here.

[pallid roost]

or not, nvm

[rotund cedar]

Time to think of another sentence.

[faint dragon]

This time, 8-word.

[twin rapids]

Word? 👀 🤔

[pallid roost]

...sentence

[twin rapids]

Nvm, me brain dumb

😂

[rotund cedar]

Yeet!/Yote!/This is dope!/Yoink!/Yank!/It's the/exclamation point/gang!

[faint dragon]

Let's do it.

can-we-get-an-f-in-the-chat

I'm #5 again.

[pallid roost]

im...
ded last

always lol

[rotund cedar]

"This yote the exclamation point"

[twin rapids]

Lol, check again fool

[rotund cedar]

I did.

[faint dragon]

Almost...

[rotund cedar]

Y E E T Yote! This is dope! exclamation Yoink! Yay gang

Ok, almost there.

[twin rapids]

@tired flicker Wake up

[faint dragon]

i t s t h e

[pallid roost]

yay gang

XD

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker You need 'Yoink!' now.

[rotund cedar]

It's the yay gang!

😂

[faint dragon]

yayyyy!

[pallid roost]

yeeeeee (metal vocalist)

[faint dragon]

Denis, 'exclamation point'.

[long holly]

yay!

[tired flicker]

YES

We did it

[faint dragon]

👏

[rotund cedar]

@proud anchor Change your status to "exclamation point"!

[long holly]

we are the 'yay' gang

[twin rapids]

😂

[long holly]

yay!

[faint dragon]

ok, this is epic

[rotund cedar]

😂

[pallid roost]

epicc as hecc

[faint dragon]

Definitely.

[pallid roost]

letz keep shredding

[rotund cedar]

C'mon, Yay Gang!

[faint dragon]

One more 8-word sentence.

What topic?

[rotund cedar]

It's time to YAY everyone out of our way!

[twin rapids]

Guys, guys guys, we can all do

OK BOOMER with each letter 👀

[long holly]

when/will/update/8/arrive/on/asphalt 9/🥺 ?

[tired flicker]

Swing swing you are wrong

[faint dragon]

Can/We/Get/An/F/In/The/Chat

Hm...

I think I like F8's suggestion.

[twin rapids]

Ye

[faint dragon]

yes

[tired flicker]

LET'S DO IT

[amber tapir]

McLaren Senna#2059 has been warned

Reason: Capital letters

[tired flicker]

@amber tapir shut up 😂

[faint dragon]

Changing to letter O...

[stray plinth]

But y'all missed my wonderful little meme I left for you all in the other channel.....

[pallid roost]

RRRR

[faint dragon]

@stray plinth Thank you! I appreciate it.

[pallid roost]

ill take it here

[twin rapids]

😂

[faint dragon]

So sweet and thoughtful.

[rotund cedar]

O/O/F/U/S/A/L/L

[faint dragon]

E

[twin rapids]

Nah, OK BOOMER is better

[faint dragon]

@twin rapids That's a different letter O.

[rotund cedar]

@long holly Turn yours into an F

[pallid roost]

whaaat

[faint dragon]

🧐

[pallid roost]

XD

[faint dragon]

what we doin now gang

[rotund cedar]

@twin rapids We're doing "OK Boomer" later, lol.

[faint dragon]

aight

[rotund cedar]

@faint dragon "OOF US ALL!".

[twin rapids]

LOL ok

[faint dragon]

got it

F8, MTM, Toki, 360, and Denis remain.

[rotund cedar]

With emojis, by the way.

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[tired flicker]

What about me

[pallid roost]

what am i

[rotund cedar]

For now, it's O/O/F/U/S/A/L/L

@tired flicker U.

@pallid roost L.

[pallid roost]

k

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker You are 'U', and I'll be 'S'.

[rotund cedar]

@proud anchor L.

But with emojis.

[faint dragon]

Me and 360 should be normal letters, to distinguish the words.

[twin rapids]

@tired flicker You are 🇺

[rotund cedar]

Alright.

[twin rapids]

😂 🤦

[rotund cedar]

Oof us all!

[tired flicker]

Hold on lemme change

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon Different emote.

[long holly]

oof

[twin rapids]

The emoji U 🤦

[faint dragon]

oof

hold up how do i get the discord version

The emotes that MTM, F8 and Toki are using.

[rotund cedar]

Press the emoji button.

[pallid roost]

i pressed that

[faint dragon]

🤔

@proud anchor Emote version. 😅

[rotund cedar]

@faint dragon Copy and paste this: 🅰️

[faint dragon]

oh thanks

[rotund cedar]

Or is the blue one better?

🇦

[faint dragon]

Blue.

[rotund cedar]

@faint dragon commit use blue

[tired flicker]

I did it

[faint dragon]

i commited blue

[pallid roost]

regional indicator f

XD

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker Ours were supposed to stay normal letters. 😅

[twin rapids]

Why Pan kek still not using Emoji tho? 😂

[tired flicker]

What?!

HOW

[faint dragon]

@twin rapids Me and 360 need to use normal letters, to distinguish the words.

[proud anchor]

🇱

[faint dragon]

regional indicator f intensifies

[rotund cedar]

@proud anchor Use that.

@tired flicker Put a normal U in there.

[faint dragon]

Almost.

[twin rapids]

Yay

[rotund cedar]

@proud anchor commit use emoji L

[rotund cedar]

lmao

[faint dragon]

o o f

Perfection.

u s

[rotund cedar]

I can only see a normal L

[pallid roost]

a l l

[faint dragon]

a l l

[pallid roost]

lol black letters one

[tribal trellis]

I'm questioning your life choices

[faint dragon]

no u

[twin rapids]

We have no life

[rotund cedar]

@tribal trellis And I'm questioning you:

[twin rapids]

It was robbed from us by GL

[rotund cedar]

Do you want to join us?

[faint dragon]

@tribal trellis Much appreciated.

[pallid roost]

9 word sentence!!!

cmon

[faint dragon]

Still at 8-words. 😅

[rotund cedar]

That's only if he joins us.

[tribal trellis]

not a chance.

[rotund cedar]

Then leave.

[faint dragon]

Oh, wait. We can't forget F8's suggestion.

[rotund cedar]

Yeah.

[tired flicker]

Oh right

Lol

[pallid roost]

RRRRR

[twin rapids]

OK BOOMER let's doo it

[faint dragon]

I remain at position 5.

yes

In normal letters, or emotes?

[rotund cedar]

His suggestion was "Can we get an F in the chat?".

[pallid roost]

whose was ok boomer

[faint dragon]

F8.

[rotund cedar]

@twin rapids's.

Oh.

Forgive me, I thought F8 was Kirb, lmao

[twin rapids]

Which one are we doing?

[faint dragon]

Letters or emotes? 🧐

[rotund cedar]

Emotes.

[faint dragon]

@twin rapids The one you wrote up there.

[rotund cedar]

John joined us!

[pallid roost]

joooohny

[rotund cedar]

And... he fricked up the "Ok Boomer" chain.

[pallid roost]

🔥 ⚔️

[twin rapids]

Yeah, now there's only 7 people

[pallid roost]

hey!

[faint dragon]

Hm...

[rotund cedar]

Kirb, change your status to an emoji "E"!

Pan Cake, change yours to an "M"!

[faint dragon]

E

[tired flicker]

🇴

[rotund cedar]

Yes!

[pallid roost]

ok bumr

XD

[rotund cedar]

@long holly Change yours to an emoji O!

[pallid roost]

regional indicator o

[twin rapids]

😂

[faint dragon]

rip chain

[pallid roost]

Ok bo(regional indicator o)mer

[faint dragon]

I don't have the letter 'M' on Gboard.

[proud anchor]

I’m returned

[faint dragon]

Or any letter.

[twin rapids]

John is gone

[tired flicker]

Da fack is wrong with my keyboard

[rotund cedar]

@faint dragon 🇴

[faint dragon]

ok boregional_indicator_omer

[rotund cedar]

Here's an O for you.

"OBOER".

[faint dragon]

I'll try it.

[twin rapids]

@tired flicker You need : before & after the word

[rotund cedar]

@long holly Change yours to a red B now

[faint dragon]

😅

[tired flicker]

What?

[rotund cedar]

Because the chain got fricked up once again, lmao

[twin rapids]

Like 🇴

[faint dragon]

regional_indicator_o intensifies

[long holly]

you can change your emoji status here

[faint dragon]

Great...

[twin rapids]

He's on desktop I guess

[faint dragon]

Oh.

whomstve

I missed that.

[rotund cedar]

It's easier on Desktop.

I think.

[faint dragon]

@long holly Thanks.

[rotund cedar]

I don't know.

[faint dragon]

Done.

[faint dragon]

that o

boomlr

[twin rapids]

Did you pick from the Emoji?

[pallid roost]

that eL

[rotund cedar]

Ok, Boomlr.

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker Look at Toki's screenshot.

B O O M L R

[rotund cedar]

@proud anchor BOI!

🇪

[pallid roost]

eeeeeee

[proud anchor]

👌

[pallid roost]

XD

[twin rapids]

Markiplier would be proud

[faint dragon]

Almost...

[teal frost]

should be ok boom3r

[faint dragon]

y e s

finally

[faint dragon]

Close enough.

the chain has been completed

[rotund cedar]

Yay!

I should go to bed now.

[faint dragon]

we have reached peak comedy

[proud anchor]

Bruh

[stray plinth]

Army Cop slowly backs out of the room.........

[pallid roost]

same, i shall go too

[faint dragon]

🎉

[tired flicker]

Bwahahahaha

[pallid roost]

nice shredding with ya guys

[twin rapids]

Achievement of the day

[proud anchor]

@stray plinth

[pallid roost]

rocking this night

[faint dragon]

@stray plinth Want to join?

[proud anchor]

That’s was in shop

[pallid roost]

ba bai!

[long holly]

donuts!

[faint dragon]

@proud anchor Those look good.

[twin rapids]

Mods can't join, his name would be seperate 🤫

[proud anchor]

Yes

[faint dragon]

Oh, right.

[stray plinth]

@proud anchor step away from the donuts & I won't have to arrest you.

[faint dragon]

Moderator status, I forgot. 😅

🤣

Alright, well we still have 7 users.

[twin rapids]

Make PanCake a mod too

[tired flicker]

Chain broke

[faint dragon]

oboomer

[proud anchor]

I can’t touch them?

[tired flicker]

OBoomer

[twin rapids]

O BOOMER

[proud anchor]

But I love donuts 😭

[teal frost]

Ok Bama

[faint dragon]

Introducing the all new oBoomer from Snapple!

That, along with a free donut from the shop Denis went to.

[proud anchor]

I like them, but they are expensive 🥺

[twin rapids]

When/Is/the/new/update/coming/Mina?

🤔

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[twin rapids]

What say guys?

[faint dragon]

sure

[proud anchor]

7-word sentence

[twin rapids]

When/Is/the/new/update/coming/Mina?

[faint dragon]

6 users, currently.

[teal frost]

yep

[proud anchor]

7

Again

[faint dragon]

@teal frost Would you like to join?

[teal frost]

yes

[faint dragon]

Nice.

[twin rapids]

Nah, he'd just apply filters over our screenshots 😂

[faint dragon]

There you go.

[teal frost]

😂

[faint dragon]

I now have 5th position once more.

We're back to 8.

what we doing now gang

[twin rapids]

Get Creative fellas