#🪄・off-topic
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Perfect
Is this ok?
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No never
Hold on
Don't post any Innapropriate picture
Its not inappropriate
🤔
Its Innapropriate
No
Yes
Its not
it is
Ask mod about it they're naked
🅱ruh
Yes but they're maybe kids in this server
true
Fine i will ask a mod since its debatable
@faint dragon big 🅱️ 🇷 🇺 🇭
That's the problem @west island
Every post is okay as long as it's not nsfw
Furries may not be "human", but they are humanoid structures to be precise. And they're naked
👆
The fact that they're naked kinda kills it
🅱 🇷 🇺 🇭 momentum
Hm...
LoL
Don't get me wrong, we are NOT against furries
It's just that most furry art is kinda nsfw or inappropriate for servers
Yep
yes
lol
😂
I asked a mod and the picture is allowed
hmmmm
Lol ftw?
So u r wrong
@west island Which one? Army Cop?
Yes
He is a moderator so
I see.
Did u show the picture
Yes
Well I can't argue
I posted that kinda art in an official Discord server for Discord
Discord moderator almost got me yeeted
rip
Ohno
le oof
@stray plinth alright, thank you
Sooo How about the first picture in your Desktop? Its kinda Really Innapropriate :| I mean They're Kissing!
Welp i think theres nothing to do rgn since i don't wanna make this problem loonger
lets talk about cheese
What is cheese?
hmm
Thats a tail so don't assume its something else
Just refrain from inappropriate/not family-friendly content, that's all. 
That's not a yeet @west island
The object is the Yeet
Cheese is something the mice that sneak into my house every winter won't touch when I set out traps for them.
😂

Neat
This is sfw so
than dang gouda was $7/pound... so eat it!!
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sure thing boss
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Um
yeah ur right
🤔
@stray plinth when mice smell cheese and see a butcher knife positioned as a guillotine above the cheese
Ye
I like cheddar cheese
I got this Sponsor lol
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Hm...
cool
And i Don trust the word "Complete your journey to becoming a Legend!"
ill take it if you dont want iit
Since nothing happened after 100%
Well, it looks like this game went to be less cooler since the launch date for Android @keen geyser
As long as the images do not show any genitals or the characters involved in any lewd or sexual behavior, I really don't see what the big deal is with furry images. I've seen Japanese anime more provocative than those images.
Flora's Desktop did
yeah
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did you see that?
But he already deleted it tho so hes fine
Missed that.
Target Compromised
mission accomplished
Well then.
LOL
The Shark too big TBH
@teal cradle Shoot... I had a MC5 question I was wanting to ask you the next time I saw you online, but I can't remember what the darn question was now. Getting old sux!!
Iz that Megalodon
It's Baby shark.
oh no
@stray plinth Don't worry. I'll be there soon
concerning
Did u want to ask about arranging an online game, or inviting me to your clan for multiplayer ops
Oof, having something like this would be cool for A9 too @west island
yeah i agree
I got fh4 the day it came out
to brag about how many hours i have
@west island Random question, do you like tigers? 
Yes

Yes

rar
Heh
🐯
@BushyPenguin#9342

yo wuzzup
Your future.
do you make these?
No
yeah its well doen
And i do not take credit for the art
wich do you prefer?
?
Idk
Wish this scene happened in Avengers
😂
yes i agree
Aw Heck yeah
Tornado?
Hes worthy to lift Mjonir
you missplelled it
Whatever
and yes i missplelled missplelled
Only NCIS fans would understand
Gibbs slaps

Lol
Gibbs knows
Gibbs always hearing
Reposttttt
Is anyone noticed that Joe Mama joke is in Sonic movie trailers and its called "Yo mama"
Caption this
My caption: "go big or go home"
thats cool
Drag racing memes
lol i realised sonic wearing that disguise is a nod to the old sonic 1 prototype
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
Not mine
but was that necessary
lemme get uhhhh
anderson would be cool if you deleted that
@keen geyser delete it
@keen geyser
ok time to get gforce then
inappropriate stuff for a children like you, Anderson
@stray plinth dad we got something
MR ANDERSON
there he is
Do I need to turn off all of your internets & hide all of your charging cords & send all of you to your rooms?
👀
Nooo
can ya please delete the image anderson sent
Im Calling my Lawyer
puts hands up
Army's bouta ddos someone
okay thanks dad
@raw sleet already DID
wow afraid to get warned?
dont worry
it got logged for sure
the image can be viewed from the logs
@west island that image with Charleston, WV on it is only 2 hours from my house.
I've been banned for 1 weeks just bcuz posting Syndicate events leaks that everyone already got and that no more leaks
Ban hammer
yea okay nice excuse
Look at the hammer
I think everyone hate mee
i dont
Gtg
gee
@stray plinth whwn did it happen
Im bacc
quick
@west island no clue. I just saw the city on the meme.
fight COPPA
Is it just me or Every Youtube content creator afraid of COPPA
$42000 fine per video
Even if you restrict your Account into only For above 13+ and COPPA decided that its for kids you will gets fined $42000 still not fair :(
its also the fact that your video, if set by yourself to not be kid friendly, it can get detected by an ai if it is
and if it is
your vid will get marked as kid friendly
F.B.I. OPEN UP!!!
seriously who thought of filtering it by visuals
Its not fair that People strict their video to only 13+ up and COPPA desides to make it for kids and fine you
Do you think its fair?
I don't think so
$42k per vid
im lost...
Ok im off to play minecraft
well, you can't do anything about it
@lyric dragon YouTube
what about it?
yet, the new laws might not even apply to youtube only
why did they even Fine you if you Strict your vids to Teens
i legit just said
Yeet
@lyric dragon what they talked about.
that an ai can detect if your video looks vibrant and animated or something like that
itll get flagged as kid friendly content
why you would get fined for it after doesnt make sense
real money??
oh wow
thats why its bad
this is why I should go be amish
you could literally go bankrupt after 2 videos
internet why
blame youtube for letting kids watch youtube and not youtube kids
blame youtube for admitting in their contract of some sorts that kids are allowed
blame the ftc and coppa for not knowing how the internet actually works
yes, you heard me
amen sister
coppa employees or whatever they are use phones on keyboards
I should start using Swear word if i want to make my Youtube channel labeled as adult 😂
they dont know anything about the internet
Welp time to move into AmazonTube 😂
bruh ill join you
buy
Ftc is full of them boomers
Ok boomer
Ok broomer
Ok boomer
broohmer
nice one
bruhmer
ccn
knock knock
FBI open up
this is a bruhmerment
whats ccn
Chorizo Corsair Network
constant calorie nonce
cut cantalopes never
never , the cantalopes
coriander corkscrew nitro
the "n"is the hardest part
n u t
Sup People
no it should be conceal conditioner nimbly if thats a word
hola
大家好
hm
hm
hmm
oops哎呀im 我的dropping my 米 rice 全都everywher掉地sorry 上了
umm
whew, cleaned that up
condiment commits necromancy
fishy fish sauce saucery
ccccccccccccccc
commence cut corpse cornmeal conditioner Copland condiment control cantaloupe chime communitcate
darn
gg well played
epic gamerm oment
ego
*gam ermomentus
im lost
hi lost im dad
father comedies amirite
...
dad jokes are the best
Ghost ping.
no idea how that works but ok
me neither
recipe for pan cake:
1 pan
1 cake
cooking time: yes
serves: cake
*cake in pan
instruction
- cake in pan
- cake pan
- pan cake
- pancake
- wow
I am tired of you damn Corvettes all over the place
@crisp yew
thats pretty good

oh how the turntables
Contradictory.
The only to do it is to fight fire with fire
touchdrive swarms should be a major aspect of inhumane punishment that human rights organizations should work to destroy
Gavel: crying
what did Gavel every do to you man he's just a little boy
im calling peta
well what about the pad the gavel hit?
the gavel is the abusive father in this situation
H
H
H
H.
Today on Asphalt News
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man dies of motion sickness because of asphalt 9
asphalt 8 2: electric boogaloo feat. new funky mode
Hordes of Corvettes and Huracans are swarming mp in greater numbers, yesterday a player has raced with 4 Corvettes,2 Huracáns and a 5* 918 and he lost,this is becoming a very concerning threat
runaway criminal spotted 360-ing nearby racers in multiplayer- sources point toward driver 1513's runaway from venezuela
oh shoot
The Chiron can now only beat the Corvette if very skilled or on a high speed track such as Frozen route or Mountain Poles,the Corvettes are now officially being called Noobvettes for 85% of players using TouchDrive
Hm...
up next in Conscience of Crime: analyzing the twisted ways a single, lonely touchdriver gets out its frustration by axing its neighbors
👀
what kind of twisted mind produces such evil actions? what backstory drove it to the edge down the cliff, straight into the land of humanity's most unwanted rejects?
dont do drugs kids
find out next in Conscience of Crime, right after this short commercial break
dundundundundunduncommercialcatchymusic
ever wondered why you can never beat those goddamn huracan evos and their outrageous 4000 rank?
ever feel the all-encompassing despair that envelops you when one of those cursed touchdrive corvettes slam into you as you witness the momentary lag caused by aNOTHER wreck?
well now all of your problems can be solved
ever recognize that this game is just another goddamn testimony to the fact that nothing is right, god is dead, and everything you do is just another disappointing defeat?
well oh boy do i have the product for you!
introducing the all new legends store (tm) series!
starting at $0.99, ending at....?
just kidding! this thing is nothing more than an addiction, giving you single digit numbers of victory that you so desperately want! After that, you give us even more of your money! it never stops! we never NOT get your money!
@faint dragon why ProTM Server
@rich monolith I had to leave that server. I lost trust, after many months of having it...
so fork it over big fella, because we all know you gamers can't do shoot for all thats worth
@faint dragon oh okay
😶
side effects may include: find out yourself, lmao
thats enough ranting for a month, coolio
@crisp yew Some things you say are amusing. 
well its true isn't it
is everybody ok
well, there were 2 victims
anybody you know 😦
all i know are fine
thats cool and good
it was around 4 am
not around me, but in other city where it was closer, sum buildings lost shape
darn thats tough
2 fell off iirc
Yee The horrible Sonic design die
Mushroom kingdom

We watched it
When i see the name Pan Cake im Shocked 😆
And i forgot you're the ESL Mobile Open S3 Co-Host
Pan Cake Face Revealed :)
😄
Loong time ago
gee can you not be late on everything
me too
But i never post it on here
I forgot where the pic is
Since i have alot
literally alot
My Picture total is 1+GB
👀
1Frickin GB
Maybe i should delete my Pics
🤔
👌
Bloodhound LSR completed high speed testing with V Max 628mph / 1010kmh. --------- We’d love to hear from you! Please let us know what you think or any quest...
Controlling a Bloodhound in Asphalt 9 would be insane
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Welcome to the internet. First time?
hmm...no
Sorry i do not watch enough anime to understand that guy
neither do i
🤣 🤣 🤣
😂 💯 👌
Aight y’all saw it
Good Job, Soldier
😂 😂
So yeah
Petition to add Bloodhound to Asphalt
Let's just say that, given its speed, its gonna require more than 100 blueprints
I'd say 120 for the slowest variant
If there exists one
"You have to be Gameloft employee and sacrifice your entire salary to get Bloodhound"
Secondly, given that all the locations do have turns within every 5 to 10 seconds, controlling a Bloodhound would be insanely difficult.
Wel ofc
It is a joke after all
Yeah I realized that 😂
What would be the starting rank tho ?
6000 ? 😂😂😂
32-bit limiter
So 2 billion
@hollow gull done, sir
alright
We live in a society...
nice
....
thanks
Try to use light them ;3
no thanks, I'm blind enough
Kkk
Pray for albania 🇦🇱 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/25/world/europe/albania-earthquake-tirana.html
I checked it after
😂
and jeez
@loud tapir wth
I am breathe.
this is a live video
Embrace my bursting decadence.
earthquakes don't kill buildings do
sure
as if it matters more than lives
Ok What's Going ON HeRE

@faint dragon good evening
@faint dragon good morning
I started to feed a street cat that was afraid and feared me. It ended up loving and sleeping on me after months.
It just started to show love to me today.
This cat is much better than A9 I swear. ♥
It has damaged eyes.
don't know why you're comparing it to a game, but good for you
👌
Just like you can compare love and money.
Love isn't an item while money is.
"rather get rich or have love of your life?"
i feel the opposite
Nice work
@glacial lotus 😊


🤔
😂
k
Bet she would. @glacial lotus

😋
Im awake what did i miss?
no no no no stop right there stop no no no no no i dont want p2w stop it a
i also will mention that i bashed my desk after i saw this in my subbox
generic furi
...
dont take me seriously stay the hapi furi you are
anyways lets hope we dont get a broken mess of a stream
unlike last time
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New Fantastic Four outfit?
Never seen it as black and blue before
@faint dragon ChuChu for you 
hi presumable bf
hiiiiii
maybe
Hey guys, I just shared an idea/suggestion that I have in the #suggestions channel.
Thinking of doing giveaways on my livestreaming sessions.
In-game tokens, credits, cards and import parts, that sorta stuff.
And ofcourse, I will need to accumulate a huge amount of reserve before the giveaway is possible.
Give me a reaction to the idea and let me know if you like the idea.
But ofcourse, from the way I see it, the game doesn't provide a way to gift other players with tokens/credits/import parts/cards.
So I don't think it's possible at the moment.
But I like for it to be possible in the near future.
And yes, I will be happy to give away xxx(x) tokens or (x,)xxx,xxx credits to gamers who tune in, be most active and so on.
I foresee that this idea might also help to attract more gamers to Asphalt.
I will watcht your stream For free stuff
It's probably good anyways
If only it's possible to do so.
Yeah gifting would be cool
Yeah, for someone that's been playing this game for just 2 months so far on the PC platform.
And becus of my current genuine financial circumstances, I can't pay physical money for anything anyways.
I used to do it when I had a really comfy salary.
But lol, it's costly.
And there are probably a higher percentage of the players who probably don't pay for stuff.
But I can be wrong.
But yeah, I know how HARD it is to earn cards, unlock cars, star up and so on.
It's hard to earn credits and tokens in the game and so easy to use it all up fast.
I want to do the giveaways to help other players.
Ofcourse having the contest will make sure I don't anyhow just giveaway.
Amen brother
Personally, as a gamer, I am absolutely passionate about A9. And I am thinking to myself, is it possible to unlock all the cars and fully star up all em cars without actually using a single physical dollar.
@lyric dragon amen indeed
I guess the question is whether the asphalt team would allow me to do something like that.
Organize giveaways.
And no, it's not those cheapo, stingy giveaways.
I mean, I am thinking of like...
Tokens: at least 50
Credits: 100,000 to 500,000
Import parts: at least 10x
Cards: at least 10x of each car for each giveaway.
Occasionally allowing multiple winners.
Occasionally have special contest.
And for the special contest, minimum (either/and):
Tokens: 250-500
Credits: at least 1,000,000
Import parts: at least 20x (by class and with a good variety across the 4 categories)
Cards: 30-50 cards (for a single car)
That way, the winning players will still need to pay for the rest and earn the remainder themselves.
This is purely just my idea.
What I have in my vision of what the giveaway will look like (potentially)
I'm currently on a personal project to accumulate my credits and tokens already. I already started working on it.
So when the day comes that this idea works out, I will be ready to start giving away stuff.
Yeah. I wouldn't share the idea unless I have given it thought.
Plus with sufficient in-game experience so far
Eventhough it's only been 2 months.
Plus I am from a software engineering background with experience building apps.
So I understand the business reason for having in-game purchases.
It's a way to make money since the game is already "free"
It's quite amazing actually. From the app creators perspective. They don't need 100% of the gamers to pay for in-game stuff.
Just 20% or 30% of them will be enough to earn quite some money.
But usually I think the percentage is much higher.
Most gamers at one point would feel the temptation to use physical money to buy something in the game.
Because they think that it would help them to "get ahead".
It's really a psychology thing.
Human behavior.
Impulse buying
I help app creators with a thing called User Experience/Customer Experience.
So it's really all about know the psychology of gamers.
Imagine you are in multi-player and you loss a race and you're so close to winning something in the game.
And the time is counting down.
You can't wait 6 hours for the refill.
Ads have ran out.
What do you do?
Well that's how Gameloft makes money
It's how all app company makes money.
And I don't think they want to change that
Its a standard.
But it would be cool if they did
I would think the way forward is for them to thinking about using blockchain maybe, for in-game transactions and credits.
Tokens
I'm lost
It's a fine
Anyway, I know that they won't change the in-game purchases and I can accept that. They need to survive also.
They need to make money as a company.
I hope I can do giveaways so it will help many of the gamers who actually don't have the ability to actually pay physical money for stuff in the game.
That's really all I hope to do.
Free advertising
Already submitted the idea under #suggestions
Yeap, this giveaway idea that I have will help to attract more gamers to the game too.
Which gamer doesn't want to win 1,000,000 credits or maybe even 5,000,00 credits (assuming I already have that in my own "account".)
Or even 50 to 500 tokens.
Imagine you are new to Asphalt legends and you win 500,000 in credits by watching my twitch live stream, submit a race finishing, etc.
Or maybe even just 250,000 at the early start of your career.
Career as in the game progression.
I see walls of text
@last lodge hehehe. Yes, sorry, just sharing about my idea to do giveaways whenever I run my livestreamings for A9.
Not sure how possible is it yet.
Will see how the response from the community goes.
@woeful escarp bro it looked like you made an essay
Hehehe
😂
Guilty.
But not gonna apologise for it though. I think it's good content that I'm sharing.
Something positive.
Hopefully it materializes too
But it's late here. So I'm heading to bed now.
👀
@faint dragon Technically, a rainbow is a full circle.
There is no end to it.
Ok boomer
Yeah pop tarts
Poop tarts
you don't call pan cake a boomer
Agreed.
sumone check ma status XP
Also @faint dragon is right 
When I was younger I always wanted my parents to drive with me to the root of a rainbow
😂
2 months ago i shared a horrible story of mine in my club, surviving a 5.8 magnitude earthquake. Thatz how one of my m8s called me.
today at 4am i survived a 6.4 one
congrats! 😮
There are still after-quakes going on tho
different story in my place
well good for you
wait so you saying after surviving a dramatic event your on an asphalt 9 discord off topic chat???
why
jst for fun... :v
ouch 😅
ah
hey guys I bleeding out but heeyyyy I wanna have fun so I'm here 🙂
well you see thats the sort of thing you dont want to post on a public chat
because its public
and a chat
@hollow gull 👀 do I?
Interesting...
@lyric dragon you meant me? 😦
yeah i'll probably be dead in a couple of days
no
@faint dragon Indeed.
@glacial lotus Indeed.
@hollow gull seriously? 👀
As soon as the words come out of Bushy Penguins mouth, this happens >
@faint dragon 
hm
@glacial lotus 
@mild quiver i aint in that country
believe me
but still, 6.4 was never seen before for us
what about 6.9?
l m a o
I have been in hurricanes but not earthquakes, I win 🤔
dude we are in emergency situation and u bring m3m3s
😯
oh so 6.4 seems to be pretty heavy
...
hi
hi
Hello @hollow goblet
hola
wow, just saw the news
@mild quiver datz right man, thatz where i am
oh, sorry for the jokes then, didnt know
hope you're doing good
hope your country pulls through quickly 🙂
fine til now @hollow gull
I am also sorry for my joke 😦
aight
hoping no beeg breakdance comes anymore
me neither
by now there were only slight after quakes
I'll keep my fingers crossed
thank you guys
except the sure isn't sarcastic
does Albania have history of quakes?
A big one since 1979
then the next biggest one took place on 21 sep 2019
5.8 magni
and today broke the record again
that sucks
so when you play A9, it's in Albanian?
nah i kept it english, no alb lingo
ok
the 5.8 one brought no victims and less damage overall than today's one
that 1979 one was... chaotic
not bigger and still did more damage as back then, not many strong buildings and life saving strats existed
Wonder what footwear parts are?
shoes and stuff i guess, like foot-wear
Well take care all, I am outta here
k dude
@mild quiver Take care. 
👊 😔
👊 😔
👊 😔
👊 😔
👊 😔
👊 😔
dont steal my audience XD
lmao
unfries bacon
deepfries bacon
makes bacon b o n e l e s s
support
why does the thing on the oven looked like a pair of buldging eyes
those are the eyes when you see a bacon that crisp
oh
kinda looked like a radio
oh
now i see
i mean it could. .. .
it is an oven
no
okay
@hollow gull
ugh, tfw when you have to refill ur water bottle
You can if you allow your mind to. 
it's tomorrow for me
bro
orb
rob schneider
obr
rbo
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its my dad
Gamers
fire
is jigsaw a scary movie?
so sorry for the shotty quality but here's this
im gonna see so many cool cars again in and on my way to vegas
last time i went, i saw 3 lambos in one day. 2 were racing on the freeway.
thats insanely cool
bumperless :P
bumper to bumper
i saw it and thought it looked pretty neat
im digging the rims tbh
someone's gonna go have some fun
with a desert so close by, why not?
i saw a supercar a lil bit ago, but i didn't know what it was. i was passing over a bridge and it was on the road under it a distance away, and with my horrible eyesight i couldn't tell what it was. it looked like a lamborghini.
actually wait
the front definitely was not lambo
i don't know enough about koen to say it was a koenigsegg though
What's up champ
Hi
Here’s what I make with Lego
eyo
Lego
Only part of my build
l e g o
Step on it
Yes
Sike
Lol several times I have
does it hurt y'all to step on legos?
LUL
The Blain of your existence the corners on stuff where u stub ur toes and stepping on legos
LEGO my ego
i wish i had an ego
i don't really feel pain from them?
U sure ur not my moms meatloaf
Lol
Aww
Ope
there's a yamaha big wheeler next to me
How it feels to step on a Lego bricks
eh
AH
stimulate your senses
Aaaaaaa
Oh gawd
my head is always on the swivel when im on the freeway cuz i almost always see something cool
"dont mind me, just bending time, nothin special"
Try doing emote 2sec before Telleport
He looks like the guy from spooky spooky scary skeleton
spoopy
Spooky scary skeleton
s p o o p y
Chew 5 gum
have you guys seen the digital art i've done of a challenger and 2 camaros
idk if i have it saved
Hmmm no
No
no
Nice pinstripe
I hate vtol
I tried to shoot it with Homing Rockets LMAO
But it spawncamped us
😂
Boom boom
Awww
i don't have the pics on here
gimme like 10 minutes, they're somewhere on another discord server

i found them already
Nice.
Nice
and i did one of my dad's durango once
Select ur cur