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Check out my version of the #NFSHeat launch trailer. That's my car that I made in the Studio app / Maybe I should have gone for a brighter colour / @NeedforSpeed 🤤 https://t.co/BPVxdB0A4G
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@hollow gull
look, it's your beloved rx7
yosh
very nice
he's perfect
Hi
like Khyzyl
Since this is off topic
well, at least you got that red
@faint dragon it contains a bad word though 👀
@faint dragon we try to keep it clean..
if only more people were like you
@hollow gull agreed
everything that doesn't have cursing in it are fine
@faint dragon I like your sense of humor..
@hollow gull 😔
I try using up to date memes
@tawdry creek indeed
Iphones are just hated in general
I have an iPhone, but I want a Samsung
lmao
I’m gonna try and get one next year
not a note 10 though
note 10 was hated generally because of no headphones jack
I mean it's understandable, since they mocked Iphone for that and now they're doing the same thing
Haha
Which is first?
The chicken or the egg?
🐔
iPhone already has a perfect camera, why can’t they improve anything else?
Like make their phones 5GB
5G*
5G data
Phone Ads in modern days are like 80% camera screen-time
i want rog
bruh, Apple is worth like 1 trillion and they can’t even make a great phone
My xs max is decent, but not good enough compared to the Samsung Galaxy note 9
gaymers ✊ 😔
what
nothin
wanna see my profile pictire chage
If you got 1.2k in USD, then you’re better off buying a decent pc
Spending 1,200 dollars on a phone is outrageous
Oh wait. I’m the one who spent 1.2k on a phone
I feel stupid
i'd rather spend those money on food
oh wow, gold digger
deserves to die
she's a minecrafter
Found this on Instagram
a horrible death
she mines gold all the time
like you
Yeah. She doesn’t mine diamonds
you mine lapis
I mine diamonds all day, mang
while i mine redstone
Golds only purpose is for hoes and golden apples
golds are useful in future update
They finally added a use for golden armor
I’m very aware of that
mojang
I can’t believe people wanted snowier snow and not frogs and chest in a boat
cave and swamp > mountain and nether
what can a goat be useful for
Imagine you in a swamp, and you see a frog get stuck in a boat, now how funny is that
@tawdry creek rituals
another source of milk?
another meat?
@hollow gull council of Goat
Council of beetroot will be overpowered
council of j's
asian noises
no u
Did you know that I predicted water sheep’s death before he even died?
i predicted pewdiepie getting 100m
based on Felix, minecraft veteran level of knowledge. I already knew he would accidentally kill him
at some point
rip sheep
Minecraft.
This was taken way before watersheep died
Interesting.
Ur mom gay
No u
Please keep the posts family-friendly and non-controversial.
👍
How I wish to fly this airline someday
One day, hopefully. If you've got a goal in mind, plan how you're going to do it. 
something that won't offend junie
wow those reaction
Who in the world did that lol
Did you know that Gameloft is making another game
A10
Oh batman
No
Lego batman
It’s a RPG some kind of game
Interesting.
I will try it
Nice
Yep
I planning on getting it when it comes out
Same
Tries. 
Sup @faint dragon @glossy wigeon
Hello there @sonic gate
That cat is cool
History.
@dense finch by Army Cop#2342
Your ride is waiting! Burn up the streets of Need For Speed Heat in style with your customized cars. Available November 5th on EA Access and November 8th wor...
nfs put my ugly bmw on their trailer
thank you @tawdry creek very cool
: )
: )
I keep hearing "but I feel like I'm Goku"
@rich monolith it's halloween whatchu expect uwu
@hollow gull coming 31 October 2019
@hollow gull drop the huraclyson
huraclyson
yes
: )
: )
epic
Who else has this not tryna flex btw
that's a nice green
Lmao
Finally guys!!!
LOL
What
Interesting
How do I set a custom status here on Discord?
Hm, I actually haven't bothered checking.
Hey guys, im just wake up
Good morning @sand nova 
In midnight.
Oh.
How are you @faint dragon?
Little sleepy but i'm ok
Alright have a wonderful time I guess
@unique shell
@old totem I saw that last night actually. 
Funny how fast the Internet comes up with these memes
True.
Accurate. 
Eh, I'd rather buy an Apple Pencil.
I’m totally fine with my $20 JIB Wireless
They work just like AirPods
I have a question
Which is louder?
I agree
At a fraction of the cost, plays music louder
Well not music but
Something similar?
Very true.
@old totem Relevant, and funny. 
me: literally does nothing
gamebar:
Aww, i know right! Is there a way to de-activate that?
there is yes
tho if you wanna completely disable gamebar, open windows settings and disable it here
Okay, thanks.
ive legit turned on gamebar recently because of the frame counter
I'm turning it off because i never use it.
hella useful
useful for some, but not all
shredded cheese
swiss cheese
cheese cheese
Hi
melted cheese
I see of lot of people using this emoji
. What does it means?
means, pan cake was there

nice
wth
yes
@delicate blade
How’s that for a minecraft house?
@cerulean delta beautiful
Thanks 😄
✊ 😔
✊
that a house for one?
Talking about Minecraft, what do you think of my Portal?
@hollow gull e
@tawdry creek e
Cursed
when they stick their tongue out
yes
👌
when they bleh you
look at him
a
Are you the the the end the the the ok
😳
splat tim
splatoon
Ro🅱otics
is that the 1000 dollar slab of metal apple calls a stand
Is that a jojo reference
is that a jojo reference
Is that a jojo reference
Is that a jojo reference
Omg is that a jojojoke
Omg is that a jojojoke
Bro
bro
wow thats some useful advice from sonic
thanks soncic
@faint dragon Call of Duty Modern Warfare is available
turtles, roll out
Oh 🅱️it it’s the 🅱️olice
Yesterday: iOS 13.2
Tomorrow: AirPods Pro
I can’t wait for 13.3
And 13.4
And 14.0
Spring 2020
iPhone SE 2
iPhone 12
iPad SE
iPad X
Reason: Bad word usage
Oh here we go
Another triggered android user
Telephoto✅
Ultra wide✅
24 MP wide✅
8 MP Depth sensor✅
Supposedly glowing Apple logo
🟣⚪️🟤
tasty
NOICE
I definitely won’t be able to get it
But hey at least I’ll keep up with youtuber reviews
still going for the ipad pro
Oof.
Omegalul
I will Battista bomb you
black as in..?
Black people
Oof again by black ppl
😳
Da F word
epic
😂
Star Bucks but they cut the tar and B
starbucks one spelt my name wrong
Illegal
He texted me too
@keen geyser so it’s.......Sbucks?
that, deleted user guy is cringe
The B is deleted
Star Bucks but the Tar and B is gone
what my ores and food chests look like:
yes
And easier to use
I'm doing good with this mode though
sorta changes the gui
Yes
I'll stick to what I have now
You can hold to put lots of items in a chest
Or craft
And dam you got a lot of food! @dusty wraith
@faint dragon Oof for Whiteonly#2016 aka Black ppl
it's mostly carrots because the village I live in has a lot of carrot farms
and they grow like crazy when it rains
cruel
I also have a chicken, cow, and pig farm
Wow
and a skeleton farm
I have a skeleton farm too actually
id like to interrupt
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interrupting over
also, I live by a swamp in which has a lot of wood
So I put the wood in a separate chest
It has tall trees that block my vision and I can’t see monsters coming at night lol
I almost got blown up by a creeper bc of that
Wow
sometimes my mind just goes AFK
I have only 45 oak logs
and I just start mining stuff
Lol
that's what happens when I strip mine
I just go blank in my mind
all the sudden I'm passing diamonds underneath my feet
sometimes I don't even realize that I'm looking at diamonds
Now I'm hunting for Endermen so I can go to the end
I already have two ender pearls
and slow falling potions
So I'm ready
👀
@dusty wraith try to get looting 3 sword
Endermen will drop 2-4 ended pearls on average
@dusty wraith Wear pumpkins over your head to protect yourself from them.
Jack-o'-lanterns, I mean.
Yeah!
@faint dragon you can now buy Call of Duty modern warfare at GameStop
I know. 🙂
||But it's $60...that I don't have to spare.||
mew
trex cat
mine just broke a few weeks ago : )
didn't really broke though, i died and it fell into the lava
@hollow gull just make a ---- chamber and farm for books
yes
like Felix
frick
: )
: )
.-.
@tawdry creek i haven't found a village
well, that's sad
well i've found one, but it was empty
I don't play survival so I can't feel your pain, sorry
all the villagers in my village died
lmao
pain
noob (jk don't hurt me)
yes
if I found a village I just borrow their house as my hideout
you stole
""""borrow""""
he can be roommate
it's like college dorm rooms
frick chamber
the dungeon
imagine if you were allowed to do funny things to a villager 👀
I just need to trap him in a cage with a lectern
if he's useless, then he go bye-bye
but you need holy chamber
that'll take a lot of effort
do it
my dumb self tried using a normal potion instead of a splash potion
so
we've all been there once
instead of healing the villager
you healed yourself
like you drank the potion right infront of him
no, I threw a normal bottled weakness potion at him
that sounds evil
I also tried to tap and hold the drink at him multiple times to see if it would work
you pressed Q while holding a weakness pot at a zombie villager
in the end you drink it
Reason: Posted an invite
hah
boo
boomer
I even tried giving the golden apple to him before the weakness potion
lmao
i instead kill the zombie villager
I facepalmed so hard after looking this up
@hollow gull I facepalm you
they spawn regularly for me
I mean you can just keep them in a cage
I feel so stoopid now XD
no
and save them for later use
i'd rather cage you
o-0
😩
so you're caging yourself
F
is he blue
yeah
show me proof
no not yet
got to go fast
you lieded
a
i said caging not caged
looks in bystander
sure
but I bet you won't be able to
@faint dragon
cause if it's a me clone it'll think big brain like me
no u
oh god, I see your hotbar @tired flicker, and I know what's next
you have pfffph brain
oh i have the largest brain
@dusty wraith I already made it
brb imma close discord to open discord because my brain is very large
wOaH
big brain moment
i am
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber, comedian, musician and gamer–commentator known for his YouTube video content, which mainly consists of Let's Play videos and comedic formatted shows. Wikipedia
that's false
I have smol bran
more like smallest
E t t e
@copper tartan+ETTE
Pan Cakette?
Maybe later.
ae doesnt really work
I am currently very busy.
How’s this @chilly saffron
LMAO
how is what
My name
who is supposed to in the first place
hhhhhette
Hum
mer
you just unlocked that one in a8?
one of my fav cars in the entire game when used with the proper decal
Yes
Also, got my first pro league
I play since 2014~15, but never seriously
Now I'm gonna try to improve
lol
i cant play asphalt 8 at all
ever since the anniversary update, my account has insane latency problems
i cant load events, i cant sync data, i cant play mp, i cant collect rewards
its hell
so i gave up on the game with 69 cars
that's a nice number
@tawdry creek shut up boomer
@hollow gull shut up boomer boomer
@tawdry creek @hollow gull shut up boomer boomers
@untold nacelle Imagine this, but instead instead it's the Rimac C2 & it's faster 🤣
https://youtu.be/ilEG53Cl3LE
In this week's episode,The Grand Tour discovers an ultra-fast electric supercar called the NIO EP9 and foolishly gives the job of testing it to Richard Hammo...
@twin rapids hammond would never drive another rimac
@twin rapids lol
He will, but never going Hill Climb again
It'd funny if Rimac came forward & broke the Hillclimb record with the new C2 using a professional driver 😂
Hammond You Idiot. This is the fastest car pause in the the world
😂
that's a beautiful car
Indeed it is.
@dusty wraith @faint dragon it sounds like a jet engine when it passes by
didn't this come before the new Supra?
so wouldn't the new Supra be a shortened front of the NIO EP9?
ft-1 - ep9 - supra
@raw sleet I have 36 up to now
😉
I created these joke
@copper tartanit's your own thinking
@zealous tulip r/comedycemetery
they were in the wrong building way too high with the fridge and youre like HAHA DUD LOOK THEY DUM!!!!! COME MAKE OUT WITH ME NOW!!!
They look like ancient memes.
Lol
GAMER
👀
Too...many...bulls...
nice
thicc bulls
but no hurajunson
What does a racer cat drive? ||A Lampurrghini.||
Happy Spooktober guys
Btw Minecraft Spooktober update
Interesting...
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@faint dragon busy? 🤔
@hollow gull e
Getting to Elite status in the Unlimited Series sometimes is VERY frustrating.. when GL doesn't want you to win.. YOU DON'T
@faint dragon hello
😦
@faint dragon got #638676207474573362 Ping (4)
Hello there
Fake exhaust found at the 2016 Audi S6. The encircled one is the real exhaust. 😀 
👀
You know what you've been inside my head for 7 years since you sent a army to New York
The hardest choices
Require the strongest wills
STARK and you Don't know
I'm doing what has to be done
Noice
@unique shell
@faint dragon
@slender tulip
@tawdry creek 👀
wot
or u have a chode
RC quadcopter ghost 🎃
Who wants to hear a funny story about what happened this morning
Ok
So today on my way to school, I missed the bus by 7 seconds
So I decided to chase it
And thanks to traffic I caught up to it
I chased it for .6 miles
It was a great experience actually
At first it zipped past me at 140 mph (not really)
that bus be goin fast
Then I zipped past it at 3 mph
It ran into traffic
It took 5 green lights for it to cross the street
I might try that again tomorrow if I miss it
What do you say?
@cerulean delta Eh...don't try that again, it could be dangerous at one point. Just go earlier. 😅
👍
@unique shell
Yup like always
Keep at it. 😄
Raid is tomorrow
@old totem From New York, I'd need to pay $800 on an airplane ticket, plus another $200 for expenses to visit Gameloft Barcelona.
U will gain extra 5k
After the GL raid
And u will have that Helicopter to fly over the ocean after the raid
Big Porsche Smol Porsche
nice
bros going to the mushroom kingdom
looks like an eyeball to me
😃
sonc: add t card
shrecci
hip
Nice👍
I remember when all kirb would talk about was Shrek.

Shrek.
a pretty well known movie
it came out way back in 2001 and quickly became a very popular movie
in 2004, they released shrek 2
the sequel to shrek
and so on
now, it has become a meme
a dead one
but a meme
thanks for coming to my ted talk
also whomst even is ted


Gameloft added a spooky track in A8
Which one?
spoopy
Ahh yes, but this is in A8.
👌
Logic.
@faint dragon With financial aid or loans?
we offer free money
$1000 every second
With financial aid AND loans
A gameplay trailer of 22 days
That silhouette reminds me of Ghost of Tsushima.
might as well just show the entire game
Nah the game must be 5 hours long
they turned 5 hours into 22 days
i have heard of people stretching videos to get to 10 minutes
but this
I mean you can play Journey for 100 hours
Despite having roughly 3 hours of gameplay
But the multiplayer aspect can save it.
Meet Nifty
There is a 79 percent chance that Tony Stark will return. So stay tuned
Yep
tony stark 2 electric boogaloo
sonic says
~^£}^\《▪○◇
Speaking of Sonic...
What happened to the movie?
got a redesign
When is the next version coming out?
lemme check
||The original character design was a bit scary...||
Indeed 😂 😂 😂
february 14 2020
Noted, thanks. 
Wait...
That's the redesign?
supposedly
...
i mean, it does look way better than that rat
Yea
But not realistic
they could have done better
but this is ok
rat
this is not sonic
They couldn't make it like the game?
thats what i was thinking
Sonic Unleashed looked a lot better.
but the creators really want to make it hyper realistic
imagine a hyper realistic kirby movie
No.
no
oh no
This was from the game.
i played that game on the wii
I played it on PS3.
i never liked the werewolf parts because they were always so slow
I enjoyed it. 
i could never get past the first big boss
it was
The one that was flying?
i forgot most of the game
it was giant and had a huge health bar
I forget which one it was, but I liked playing a boss battle in Dr.Eggman's new world.
Also the one in the Chinese map, where you needed to hide behind walls.
i could never get there
the game was far too glitchy on wii
for me at least
The final battle was definitely a good story part, you played as Sonic and Chip (Light Gaia) to defeat Dark Gaia.
chip
oh chip
The way the gameplay was done and the choreography, was excellent.
he was awesome
The ending was sad though. I won't spoil.
im never going to beat the game, so spoil away
It's okay, you can still watch gameplay. 😅
ok ill do that
👌
sonic forces
no
shraq
Hm...
sick plus busy equals 👌
thats some odd math
Sarcastically.
yes
It feels awful.
aw man
get better soon
Thanks. 
ok i have nothing else to say

cat 9 legends

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for update #9.
for what game
asphalt?
Yes.
Hi @faint dragon @faint dragon
Hello there @sonic gate
How r yall
It's okay.
Get better soon @faint dragon
Coming to asphalt 9 with an all new revamped p2w special event, requiring every single car in the game to be maxed with epics, and 420,000 tokens!
||Multiplayer.||
space
Chuck Norris parrot 🤣
it's a parakeet
@floral fox lol, ok
r/softwaregore
burber kirb
What on Earth...
sbubby
Pan King and McPanCake's.
panway
delicious pancake subs
coming soon
Can't wait! 
I'm sick too, Pan
That's unfortunate.
😦
It definitely doesn't feel good, especially when things need to get done.
@tawdry creek bullshizzle
Same here.
😅
It's the cold weather, I was out walking for an hour yesterday in the rain.
oh you have cold
Is this cold season or something?
then so do I
