#🪄・off-topic
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Reason: Bad word usage
Are you mad at me
sing him a lullaby
No
poem maybe? 😦
@warped oak
fiNe give him a damn warN....😳
What are you doing here?
Lol
This is a off topic channel @warm grail
can i have the ios icon too?
Or you can go to the other one
Yes
Np
what else can you get?
😪
charging mobile 😦
Are you all from which countries?
Russian
What
Bangladesh
Please use English in here @warm grail
i am playing with a russian club...
city
@warped oak I'm from mt Everest
?
This is a English server
Off please
What
which city are you from?
CA
California?
You got it right
Saint Petersburg
I don’t want to give out my personal information
uff
hmm
Its mumbai
errr its in India
Lol
shovel is american 😳
Hmm
@warped oak
What
I've a dinner to attend
K
hmm
That is what i do @faint dragon
Lol
I always show up late to stuff
Noice
No ice
Lol
Hmm
Lol
lol
Alright people nothing has happened here go to sleep
night
💤
Creepy
😔
lol
Who would eat this
Oh god its a godzilla decal lmao
Noticere
I might buy that
@faint dragon I'd only have the Cheerios or the Honey Bunches of Oats from that shelf. 
Hello @sonic gate
I'm actually extremely tired right now, I might go rest later.
How about you? 
You’re tired again?
Go take a nap it’s your day off
Both have been insane and interesting
I just got back from a walk/marathon.
Whats good yall
I am going to apply to be a jailer when I'm 17 and 21 I will be a cop
Pizza is good @heavy wagon
And steak
Hello @heavy wagon
Thats nice @sonic gate
Yup
@sonic gate I like the new avatar. 
Looks cool
What are thooooooose
My mom
Kk
Jk
Pan Cake at the moment:
L0l
Me when i get rekt by a dart with a audi e tron on a8
Fun fact
For the MONEY
I beat a max proed survolt with a lamborgini miura at rank 1335 whike it goes 205mph and the survolt goes 223mph on Reverse Nevada
On asphalt 8
Miura has a modifier btw
Fr
And also, Miura is actually stronger than survolt
Sorry
But its actually true
With Miura, you can compete against even some other Lambos like sesto Elemento, Veneno, Gallardo. But sesto is dangerous so be careful
Donkey needs acceleration. Once u got speed and acceleration, u good
My donkey has 2.08 of acc
Is the acceleration maxed?
Ok
Go to Asphalt Wikia
Search donkervoot. Ypu should be able to find a reccomended tune for it
Ok
Wear a sweater
Wear a radiator on your back
@faint dragon how cold is it there?
Big Brain time
https://youtu.be/e5jDspIC4hY
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It is warm in texas @faint dragon
kingpin_1uptop, this command is disabled in this channel
@faint dragon only #🪅・bot-commands
hello
Is it possible to have saves from iOS transfer to the switch?
Np!
Yeeeee
@tired flicker Sorry for the late response, but it's a bit chilly here. It's okay now though.
@faint dragon Also...I am not going to wear a radiator on my back! 
@faint dragon tell me where you found that page because I can't find it to save my life on iOS
@cerulean delta my account got banned for spamming but it’s was not spamming
And I should at least get a warn instead a ban
@limpid merlin the website for a9
Welp, my adventure trought Australia ended
@limpid merlin what are u talking about
The Sparrow page for CODM
Man the AK47 in CODM is so good
Mediocre rate of fire be damned, thing hits like a truck
you what
Ye
And much less accurate and range
I wanted to try the type 25 out but its nerfed
acts like he understands what they are saying
Type 25 is only good in BR tbh
Yeee
ROF and recoil w/ Reflex Sight makes for a quick backup when you're using a sniper
Especially if you pop heads
@mental harbor I know what it's about, but I'm too tired to engage in the conversation. 
After all those years of playing Call of Duty on PS3/4, it's general information.
Ye
You gotta be kidding
Lost a hardpoint match coz some ||notnicething|| stuck a sentry gun on the point
Also can I point out that the LK24, which for anyone curious is CODM's resident G36C clone, must be chambered for 7.62x51mm ammo because the mag is way too wide and thick to be a 5.56x45mm mag
*they
😂
😂
That bug Happened sometimes or you can trigger it by Changing Characters and then Buy/Use T-Shirts
How to end games in under 1'30" in CODM
- Use SMG
- Use VTOL Scorestreak
- Destroy enemies before they even have a chance to leave spawn
@faint dragon
Strange, that’s chopper gunner called VTOL
In MW it’s called chopper gunner
@limpid merlin I like camping with sniper and then call tactical nuke that’s doesn’t end the game 😑
That’s sucks
Nah that means the game doesn't get boring
For two reasons
CODM is vurrently 5v5 with 40 kill limit in TDM and Frontline
Other games like MW, MW2, MW3 had kill limits of like 100 in TDM
25 out of 40 kills means you're already dominating the other team
25 out of a 100 means you're doing good
😑
Wait, I understood
Tactical nuke it’s great chance to comeback in MW
If your team losing 30vs90 and you made 25 kills (your teammates made 5 kills lol), it’s a epic comeback
@faint dragon more kitties
cats
Them*
I don't know Pancake's gender so I refer to them as a gender neutral pronoun, so as to avoid causing offense
😶
Asphalt 6
I am disgusted by what Gameloft has done. Let me know what you think of the event and the Bugatti Chiron in the comments! Thanks for watching! Pay-Loft logo ...
Check his channel lol
Later
After Terzo Event everything Became Too P2W and After Jesko the Game become ULTRA P2W
Gl is drug
gameloft has been cursed by vivendi
Hmm
That feeling when the only way to fend off defeat in Hardpoint is to literally play as an anchor by going prone with an LMG or headglitching
...
I'm not sure which is worse
The fact that the woman is too stupid to use spoons correctly
Or the fact that the person recording had to break and destroy a spoon for a joke
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Hold this cat
the whole game was P2W at the release of it
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Hello guys watch my YouTube video!
Good morning
Uh oh its the F.B.I
Shiiueeet
@proud anchor Sorry for the late response, I was asleep. But thanks! Those cats are just adorable. ⭐
@west island don’t worry it’s the friendly FBI
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ok
nice butt
I like blue
that's me in Monday morning
That's me after the marathon/walk from yesterday. 
that's me when I see homework
😱
Thats me when i see an essay to write in exam
Ya
math is confusing
When is Friday
Ask a bot
when is Friday night
@limber mauve when is friday??
Oh thank God @cerulean delta i thought I was in trouble
Tomorrow incoming....
Wut
Hehe
😂
Thanks
😣
@teal frost rip flooding
@teal frost I can relate
@teal frost I can also relate
Me too
Its not happening now it was in the news
We have holidays for tomorrow due to rain
that's epic but also not epic
why is that even necessary
Yep, pretty much
@faint dragon I know that’s you was sleeping
If anyone have a good photo size reducer app/tool/software please tell me also, need it!
@tired flicker Malaysia
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Gameloft sure never fails to amaze us
what is Sexitor? anyone?
;-;
Ouch
@tired flicker @tawdry creek oh, you think 3 days ban is bad?
@teal frost Is that underwear hanging on a hockey goal? 🤣
@mild quiver wth 🤣🤣
ʇᴉɯɐppoƃ '¡uᴉɐƃɐ ʇou 'oN
@faint dragon SrGeometrical is from Chile, i hope he is ok
Np
About that*
he's in Australia
just look at the chat
it's a trap
Lol
Scam
@spare niche you are being scammed my friend
lol
Lol @spare niche this guy is high on weeds
ik
Yes
If he's a guy then he is gaey.
Lol
don't believe in people who uses anime girl as an avatar
Ask HER to send nudes.
Haha
Oh com'on
Reason: Bad word usage
sapnu puas 🙃
Destroy that
blocked him/her
If someone falls in love with me for my pfp,
1 - you fell in love with my dog (which is Female btw 😂)
just look at how i roasted her
@mental harbor sapnu puas🙃
Read it like your name.😂
It
Nice trick??
@faint dragon I think it's both him n her lol
its an alien
xD
just hit Her/Him with the (theres legally no way for you to love me)
I remember when someone thought i was a girl and he started to flirt with me, and eventualy when i got tired of acting like if i was Girl, i said "Hey, wanna know a secret about me?"
||im a boy||
dayum
the reaction
@faint dragon well, first of all, he thought i was a girl bcause of my pfp
it's an entertainment
imagen someone would just dm you and say
oh hi trans friend
Btw, i remember when i revealed that, he just.. Dissapeared 😂
And he blocked me also 🤣
Lol
when someone says hi immideatly respond with "im married" and see what they do next
@spare niche what if he dosen't care?
😹
imagen this
Her: hi
Me: hi
Her: i love you
Me: i love you too
Her: omg Really?
Me: no of course not
Noice
friendzone
would do that next time
God that would be so Ducking funny
🙄
a simple trick fo you guys
"words cant describe how beautifull you are"
"but numbers can"
"2/10"
@spare niche i saw that in Reddit b4 🤣
im like the ultimate girl rejecter
Her: you are so talented
Me: i know i can even brake contact!
👀
told you
God, i dont know why, but i want to play Cruis'n World right now 😂
that's just sad
Lol
🤔
i'm sorry for the dog 😊
i will steal the dog
😂
🤔
Anyone here like dark souls?
hi there
Huh?
I'm under 18
:[
My mum even thinks Fortnite is an ego shooter
And trains me as a school shooter
big RIP
Nice!
Agreed.
Eh...
I dropped my cookie ._.
Thanks /pol/
I was bored so i did this
Guys this is my cat
faked out by a desk 😂
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second person
Who play yugioh duel links?
I haven't heard of it, what's it like?
I know Yu-Gi-Oh, but I suppose they made it into an app now.
that yugioh fusion card made up for the loss
id take it
dont know about her
Definitely. 👌
@faint dragon
👍
A funny thing actually happened,the P1 tried to 360 me, but just when I was about to go up the ramp,I did a 360 and I knocked him down,after he respawned,he quit
It's funny encountering that. 
But that'll also teach him not to 360 me
Indeed.
Got it. 
At least it wasn’t any MP race. XP
is gone
F
that sure is a honda civic
👏
time zones
@still orbit To convert to your time, type in 'what is 4:00am UTC here?' on Google.
Juan is the best name
Interesting.
As long as it's appropriate.
This bulldog has mad skillz
ok
Not in that aggressive way, of course.
It's the only relevant cat photo I could find. 
In case anyone playing CODM is wondering in regards to the LK24 assault rifle because its stats look in fact worse than the M4, it's in fact better than the M4
It deals similar damage, same ROF, slightly better range and slightly less accuracy, but its biggest selling point is much, much better recoil.
Hmmm
?
Oh
hi guys
Who wants a stylus? You have to get em, and put em away, then you lose em, YUCHHH
~Steve Jobs 2007
Who wants a stylus
also tim cook: here is Apple iPen(tm)
Ignores unintended touches seems a bit off
Who wants my destroyed iPhone 7
Is the pic I sent appropriate 🤔
Dab
Human Cat 🤔
Kinder
FBI top secret information leaked
It’s easier to get a virus on android as oppose to on iOS
All bcuz it's open-sourced
The main reasons I like iOS
•Not open sourced
•simple design (imo)
- looks at bank account *
- $0.00 *
Cons of iPhone
• Turns off immediately at cold weather
• Need PC connection to add ringtones
• No coupons, gift codes etc
Ur right @long holly
Everyone just uses the default ringtone lmao
Yes @copper tartan
Lol
I use the default too
Vibration:
SynCrOnizED
Siri is always listening
Hey Siri
@faint dragon I know that’s you sleeping
🤔
@faint dragon 🤔
🤣
lawl :v
my last console was the ps1
I'll not be switching to ps5
i wonder if Marshmello was in Genius video lol
i think i'm glad that i left discord for a day
epic
ok but no
Reason: Bad word usage
bad word
no
delete
hm...
it's best to leave for another day @hollow gull
this place is cursed but also cringe
What the he’ll
hell
shock
Whaaaaa
He”LL
@teal frost what app is that?
@cerulean delta @tawdry creek I tried the app and it said I look like Charlie Chaplin
nice
Lmao
Wait there was a funny thing?
this is my playstation account info
and i got michelle obama in the first try using gradient
@hollow gull it says I look like a Japanese actor,which is this guy
@cerulean delta you obviously
No
If it was pure hydrogen, yeah
But it’s hydrogen peroxide (less than 5% hydrogen by mass)
I love me some agua oxinada
the only thing i need is happiness
No u
@tired flicker Gradient
I already found it,but thanks :)
:))
My classes will finish at 16 30
My classes vary day to day
Hmm
Lol
Loops
my life is a big l
@hollow gull @cerulean delta I did one of my classmate
it gave me avril lavigne
@hollow gull i used the Zuckerberg to look like Zuckerberg
too real
I'm gonna try a fictional character
What is that app @hollow gull
gradient
826,773,418
Smart, but not smart...regarding the photo above this one.
||Mark Zuckerberg || if i remember
@proud anchor That looks like Hosico! Also, it's so fluffy... 
that's cris mikaelov
Mikan
@faint dragon my classmates face as a celebrity
Нет
ja nai
@tired flicker Kevin Durant, interesting... 
@faint dragon I got Jamie Oliver on mine
i love jamovlivercer
@faint dragon not only that,I looked similar to a Japanese actor, and to be honest I look more like him than Jamie
Lmao
@faint dragon
Why @tawdry creek
why what
I thought he would love to see that
it's alright
After a TON of grinding I was able to capture the blueprint that unlocked the Ginetta G60.. ENJOY!
Unlocked one of the UNICORN cars.. the Ginetta G60
Reason: Bad word usage
what points
Imma sleep now 💤💤💤
Supersonic is the first player to play asphalt 9: overdrive
epicly
Welcome to my updated guide on how YOU can GO FAST in Asphalt 9! I go over the different nitro types, ramps, how to take turns, advanced techniques, and more...
Disclaimer: I've been playing this game since global launch, and although I am an experienced player, I am by no means one of the truly skilled players like ...
Hmmm
first of all, feuerrm is mistaken to say that never use nitro right away. If you watch esport events, its mostly give you edge if you use. Also latest Doc video about his last event in A9.
for slow acceleration cars, it's not worth spamming nitro right away
It only helps you if you are at least half or a whole second into the race.
yes, but if your car reaches 100 km/h its actually also at the beginning of race. But for new players its good advice, but not for pro techniques
just save your nitros
Firing nitro at the beginning of the race isn't the same thing as firing it right when it starts.
You shouldn't fire it when the timer's at 0.1 seconds, which is what he meant.
But you should indeed fire it a bit after.
Just saw this pic and I really liked it
One day that kid will own that car
Wow 39
🙃
My best was 26
No with real people
OK Ñöîçé
@faint dragon creepy smile
Crexxy
lol
Lol
Lol y is my name changed
I didn't
Hmm
I was going to change it at the end of 1 November
My name was Let's Raid Gameloft on 1 Nov
@faint dragon dead meme
Hi
Hi
oh another FBI dude
•••
my servers name is the FBI
ye
Yi
and im the commander(owner)
ye its dope
It’s called
The Hydra
the logo?
👍
oh i see
Yea
Yourself.
😑
^
|| asphalt 9 sucks||
^
…
?
{•}{•}
Scholll?
Stool
Pee
bruh...
@teal cradle ?
Holy water
Is yummy
Juicy
…
Slippery
Sticky
Slimy
Smooth
...
!
