#🪄・off-topic
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Months
Let me see if I can invite you back
Ok
Do it in dm
So u wont get in trouble here
Donkervort?
I got the TIM livery out of nowhere
That is how u get krabs @faint dragon
Really
My Lykan looks awesome in the garage for some reason lol especially in the blue color
Pancake is back
🦈
Pancake how was your day?
@faint dragon isn't it beautiful lol
@tired flicker Eh, looks great. 😅
What happened to it?
@faint dragon My day went well, I'm just extremely tired. How about you?
Good
I got home at 9pm last night
I need to sleep but it's too early.
I am tired @faint dragon
@faint dragon it's 7pm at your place right?
Yes.
And i am going to run off of 7 hours of sleep for 2 days
it's 7 here too
@floral fox where u from?
@tired flicker Organized, I like it.
Its 6 where im from
@faint dragon i guess u live in nyc
i'm from atlanta
Oh, nice!
You'll be able to go to the next ESL Mobile Open event.
It's going to happen there.
really?
Indeed.
when?
@floral fox I bought tickets for the one on NYC, it was worth it. The one where you are might be good too, you'll just need to check online for tickets. 
btw my club leader was in one of feuerrm's videos
HawtDawg1 gave him a shout-out as well @floral fox
😅
idk if i'm that famous
i hate living with arthritis
I hate living
i just thought of something
Minecraft?

gru
dwaw
This is the first free mobile GTA game that was made by the chinese, and it's really good! :) I downloaded this gta bootleg from the Chinese Playstore and no...
bruh momentum
ommaigosh
wot
Michelle Obama
Michelle Obamba
I have no relations to Michelle Obamba
same
maybe
Obama Jeff
joe
Joe mama
joe mama
no me
Expected.
wondering what will GL do in A9 for Halloween
Maybe a spooky track
Hm...
Something scary you say...
Spooky decals for certain cars
💰
Reason: Bad word usage
oof
i saw something for scary games on roblox
they were "zombie rush"
thats not even scary
the event for the Battista could probably be Halloween themed
Probably
Orange black decal?
For battista
laughter
They added a spooky theme song in call of duty mobile
I know
@cursive agate these are scary games
the last supra standing
lol
😂
aight
aight
I am back
Glad to see you
Today was probably the most busiest day of the week
I had a meeting... and I had many classes
Hmm
Hmm
No...
🙃
Oof

Wonderful.
"Live chat with the Asphalt Team" they said
barely see any of them chat about anything
zump
Simba
Raion
Ride On
???
COLLATERAL
Reason: Capital letters
Noice
I enjoy Coke more
i'm a pepsi boy, so your opinion don't count jason
I'm a Cola boy, so your opinion doesn't count too, June
let's fight
bring it
@teal cradle Perfect family weekend dinner. 
No u conservation
That's me.
@faint dragon best dinner tbh
Actually, I had vegetable juice and tomato pasta for dinner.
that's interesting
Then I cleaned up a bit, did a few other things, and now I'm in bed.
he went Cat mode
Technically. 😅
Mufasa.
long live the king

i'm a queen
Lol
Both huracan and ACR decals are doing ok in download terms
Nice
And my mustang wrap in tending
So far my garage is kinda filled with GTR's
jason likes that
I just need the 2017 one and eddie's skyline which I will add
Well actually these GTR's are matte black
the calipers are
Well yea
😔
But still both colours
i have a fetish for matte black gtr
Allright, done ive filled my garage with GTR's lol
✊ 😔
Didnt understand whats the meaning of this but ok
...
It's like the Pixel.
Yep
Nice
i didn't make it : )
Maybe.
Who knows
Lol
👀
ok
actual asphalt 9 physic right there
people get flung by hitting car
but this
hitting truck killing me
ok #2
ok #3
Looks like a multi-player racing kind of day, lol
people who swear are just jealous
well, people like that tend to do that
most likely
profanity
it contains cursing
yeah
I am a wisdom
you are wisdom itself
wise
!rank
🌒 ne var, this command is disabled in this channel
The crew 2 has colour options at stock on the 918 why not in A9
because The Crew 2 is more popular than Asphalt 9
imagine... asphalt 9
😬
That's scary

@faint dragon hello
Hello there @rich monolith
Guus
I bought the donkervoort in a8
Its at rank 1204 and its already insane
Noice
King of d class
Whats a good tuning
No atom is
Hmm
I left a8 long time ago
Like played for 10 days
🤣
😅
Lol
Im trying to practice every map for mp
With my donkey
And i finished in champ league
Lol
One ds car king
I got the zenvo st1 kinda smooth in mp but not a recommended car for sure
Ds survolt is a mp beginner
Also the renault dezir
Yes that car
I loved that car
It was killer in mp
Same
The donkey can hurt the ds so bad
Cuz of its amazing acc
Though the ds is 2 mph faster
3*
Lol
Someone tell me how to do flat spin on a ramp
I almost forgot how to do 360 in a8
A9 double tap
Double tap what?
360
Spin
🙃
I double tap the boosters?
Lol
That bot is back
@limber mauve define Logan paul
Logan Paul: A [disrespectful] psychopatic 10 IQ [white boy from Ohio] that is a Youtuber and loved by [14 year old] girls
Person 1: Who’s Logan Paul?
Person 2: Don’[t mind] him just [know that] he’s [dumb]
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Jake Paul: It is a [slang] word for [the word] "[Cancer]"
[Woah], I have Jake Paul.
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spin: [Australian] term for the tobbaco that is mixed and "[chopped up]" with weed before it is [smoked] by many young people here.
*"Can I [scab] a [spin cigga]?"
"This mix [needs more] spin, it's too straight."
*
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@faint dragon write define
Where?
Ping that bot and write define
Wait...
How?
Lol
The bot wont help me
@limber mauve define tony stark
Tony Stark: The most amazing, perfect, sarcastic angel on [the phase] of this earth.
He is also the father of [Peter Parker], who should also be known as Peter [Stark] (Spider-Man)
*[Steve Rogers]: Big man in a suit of [armour]. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, [philanthropist].*
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Like this
@faint dragon how can I do a flat spin on ramp?
What are yall mp cars on asphalt 8
@faint dragon On a flat ramp, double tap on brakes in time to perform a flat spin. 
You can ask questions to bot
Ok thanks for telling me
Ask me anything. 🙂
@faint dragon
What is a good car to buy in a8 with 1,000 tokens
Which class?
Any class fir mp
For
Lol
I forget most of the cars in Asphalt 8 though, I haven't played in a really long time. I've been caught up with Asphalt 9.
O
It's been a while. 😅
Well im trying to be a pro like others lol
Oh, okay.
I got alot of mp tuned cars
Ds survolt
Donkervoort d8 gto (just bought today)
Range rover
Pagani zonda r
Lamborghini miura
The Zonda is a good one.
Renault Renault dezir
The zonda
I found it bad l0l
Btw all those cars took me to champion league accept the donkey
Lol
Good tuning for donkey bt
?
Mine is at rank 1204
That's good. 
Yeah
Heres a vid
The server doesn't allow self-promoting. 
O
Oops
Oh, Modern Warfare.
I'm waiting for that game too.
Thats call of duty mobike
Mobile
Oh.
Its rlly good
Do u have mk t?
Mario kart tour*
I had it, but I didn't play it much so I uninstalled.
Oh
So is a9 better than a8
Both have their ups and downs.
True
So a9 is like asphalt xtreme with the blueprints
@faint dragon how u do that
@limber mauve define mia khalifa
hahahha
bad bot
😂 😂 😂
Is this car in A9?
Hell
@faint dragon define pancake
Lol
Is this car in A9?
g@y
😂 😂
@limber mauve define pancake
Pancake: A delicious food that, when thought of, causes the victim to fly into a [hunger] induced rage. Symptoms include [karate] and [biting].
[Pancakes]! [PANCAKES]! PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
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No result :(
life: A sexually-transmitted, [terminal disease].
**
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EA: Get [the definition] for $[29].[99]
Get a [sentence] with EA for $[14].[99]
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Gameloft: A video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own "game".
[Modern Combat] = [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare]
[N.O].V.A. = Halo
Guitar Rock = Guitar Hero
Starfront = Starcraft
Shadow Guardian = Uncharted
*Person 1:
"Hey is that [Call of Duty] on your iPhone?"
Person 2:
"No it's [rip off] called [Modern Combat] from Gameloft you retard, gosh!"*
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Elon Musk: Who is Elon Musk?
He’s like a little kid in a [playroom], with cars and rockets and a [little star] and space playmat, making [whoosh] and the cckkrkrkkhhh noises.
But like...
With a lot of money.
That’s Elon Musk.
“Have you heard of Elon Musk?”
“Yeah, isn’[t he] the guy who [launched] a car into space on a rocket, and created and sold flamethrowers for fun?”
“Yeah, that guy. I swear he’s just a five-year-old with [a lot of money].”
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Lol
This bot entertains the server
Yup
Where had this bot been all the time
the bot hv better response than the dev
Lol
Asphalt 9: A game built by [Gameloft] on the premise of annoying it's players so much that they quit playing it.
While it looks great, we all know one beauty is only skin deep. And beneath the skin is a festering pool of excrement.
Its players often vent their anger on the official Discord channel. The game team ignore any reasonable requests made here and dismiss them as toxic comments. I mean why would players get angry about doing hundreds of races for nothing.
Also spare a thought for one player who needs a single BP of 570s.
Also spare a thought for those who [nolife] the game. Often there names are Red [Viper] or [Snyper]
I once [played] the most [annoying] [game] ever, it's called Asphalt 9
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Oke
Ok
Reason: Bad word usage
😂 😂 😂
Lol
profanity
demonetized
@limber mauve define FBI
FBI: The kind of [agency] that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and [bust down] your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at [5 year old] animated girls
The FBI [got] me [arrested] [yesterday].
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🙂
Lol
@limber mauve define Robert Downey jr
Robert Downey Jr: A [dude] [playing] a dude disguised as [another] dude.
Robert Downey Jr is well known for [the line], "[What do you mean], [you people]?"
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@limber mauve define tony
Tony: An extremely handsome, caring guy. Amazing boyfriend material, loving and sweet. "[Tonies]" have great listening skills, and will lay around with you for hours. Will write sweet notes, and never forget an anniversary or birthday. Capable of making even the worst days better, and cute enough to kiss, [a Tony] is the best kind of guy.
As a friend, they are the most fun to be around. They know all the funniest YouTube videos, and are the best at every video game. Can talk about anything with them for hours, and never get bored. Very loyal, and always willing to help out.
[A Tony] is a very independent, strong-willed guy with a good head on his shoulders and a smile on his [chiseled] [jawline]. He's optimistic and cheerful, and has a beautiful smile.
Any girl would be LUCKY to get a Tony.
"Hey [Michelle], [I heard that] you got a [new guy]. He seems really cool, what's his name?"
-"Oh, that's Tony. He's amazing, I know."
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why do people use bot commands here
@faint dragon unfortunately, no I didn't
it was my uh
significant other
Hey @mystic glen, I was trying to DM you something but turns out something was wrong; I can‘t send any messages to you. What‘s the reason for this? Not stressing tho, just asking.
Bot said no
@copper tartan you can get a switch for free at Amazon.com
Go log in and order your Switch for free!
yawn hi..... bye just passing through
4k doot
I'm gonna wake up with 207 bones
@old totem Rattled
Mee6
R
I
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Pan Cake
@faint dragon :)
funny how i'm playing fortnite with my uwu uwu
:(
HACKING...
Reason: Capital letters
ow
HYYYYYYY
rip
Lol
LMAO
that's why consoles are equal
that's me
What’s you?
see it yourself
Oo
Not sure what you mean
Can’t see it clearly
"that's why" and after that I have no clue
that's not the point
that's why consoles are equal
Teslas are oversized RC cars change my mind
...
ok?
ew
ew
ew
Why ew?
ew
got my minecraft account back after 4 years of it being stolen lololol
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/449794881125089290/635323956878114817/lol.PNG
Hahahahaha!
You think he looks cute?
ew
No
ew
i don't have an ex, too bad
Ok
awkward
ew
me
Why this chat is so active
Blizzard has had an amusingly terrible week. After suspending Hearthstone Esports player Blitzchung for supporting Hong Kong on a stream, the company has gon...
no one asked
@shut zenith it is off topic
This is of topics bruh
what
What do you think of this photo
Y tho
ew
Wow
amazing
T R E E
Hai old mate @faint dragon
Grandpa @faint dragon
its a random pic i found somewhere
I wish this server had more custom emotes
I wish it had better emotes
And not just the club logos
Yes
Aaaaa
ohhh aight
@west island are u a furry?
😳
i have not spoken here for a long time
and that a good thing
Interesting finds here..
yes@tired flicker
FBl OPEN UP
Reason: Capital letters
ew, furry
is this allowed?
its sfw soooo
great, now I need eye bleach
same
thank you
gran turismo 3
crashed the game
Didn't even know who this guy is till I read the story
please.
@dusty wraith do you need the neutralizer again
naw it's good I got eyebleach now
Ok then
Regardless, Mr. Garigulo is apparently guilty of abusing and killing countless women over 15 years, so I'd say the death penalty is fairly kind, considering what kind of misery and suffering he'd have to experience in a prison for life...
Despite what people may say otherwise, even convicts and felons have lines they refuse to cross, and for most of them one of those lines is harming women and children, so the moment Garigulo was sent to jail, he'd be assault and attacked the rest of his life for being a dirtbag /
Gorilla glue is that dude's name
Tfw you realize you still spell it wrong with it open on another tab
kill me
Either way, guy is getting off light frankly.
Though some people may argue that he should be subjected to being abused and assaulted by his fellow inmates for the rest of his life as a more fitting punishment :/
my dad be like: just shoot him
lock him in the basement
360 him
Shockwave Kd him
sandwich him
@tawdry creek death by firing squad is reserved for individuals who have committed heinous crimes against the country and those who commit treason, though I agree he should be shot just to be done with it
vertical KD him
Asphalt 9
Barrel roll Kd him
epic
I think you mean e🅱ic
||imagine not taking a serious topic seriously||
||No one takes nothin' seriously||
Is the bronze/legend rank for people who play multiplayer
Yeah
Its c h a t l e v e l s
o h m y b a d
From Toyota Supra, now dis😆😆😆🤣 @faint dragon?
👀
@slender tulip enjoyed COD?
No
Me: Yes
Congratulations mate
Thanks
Or zero 2
Hmm
I have a love way before to unlock
@limber mauve throw
Threw b1nzy at a random person nearby
Threw an engagement ring at a random person nearby
I picked it up
@limber mauve throw @slender tulip
Threw tide pods at Bknovaplayer
Catch it and put in washing machine
@limber mauve throw @slender tulip
Threw hentai at Bknovaplayer
@limber mauve throw wait hold up
Throw [Target:User]
Invalid arguments provided: User "wait hold up" not found
He threw what mate
@limber mauve throw
Threw fat idiots at a random person nearby
@limber mauve define life
life: A sexually-transmitted, [terminal disease].
**
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👀
Terminal disease...
Thanos: that's why i came
@limber mauve define thanos
Thanos: a [big purple] [raisin] floating around in space with a sparkly [oven mitt].
Thanos is [coming] for those [jems] [boi]!!!
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@faint dragon raisin tbh
@limber mauve define infinity stone
infinity stone: The things that [big purple] space [raisin] hunts down and uses to kill half of everybody. Then gets killed by them after a [super rich] guy makes a glove that can use the little nuggets of rock to snap and kill space raisin.
If you are a [space] [raisin], [you will die] to my infinity stone.
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Lol
@limber mauve define stark
Stark: someone who is [good in bed], [stark] directly [translated] means able to withstand; strong
damn i [want] [stark] [in bed]
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Lol
No result :(
@limber mauve define tony stark
Tony Stark: The most amazing, perfect, sarcastic angel on [the phase] of this earth.
He is also the father of [Peter Parker], who should also be known as Peter [Stark] (Spider-Man)
*[Steve Rogers]: Big man in a suit of [armour]. Take that off, what are you?
Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, [philanthropist].*
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😭
Good in bed...
Lol
👀
It says father
He's mad
So pottor is your second wife
@limber mauve define Jake paul
Jake Paul: It is a [slang] word for [the word] "[Cancer]"
[Woah], I have Jake Paul.
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Cancer
@slender tulip
@limber mauve define Eco
Eco: Eco describes a sub-social group of people who are passionate about the enviroment. Like any other social group Ecos are identified by their group behavior, clothing styles, and in some cases [dogma] or [activism]. Related sub-social groups are [Hippies] and New Agers.
Mark is totally [Goth], [Andy] is Emo, and [Chuck] is Eco.
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@faint dragon yes you are
@limber mauve define am I joke to you
@limber mauve define asphalt 9 legends
Asphalt 9: A game built by [Gameloft] on the premise of annoying it's players so much that they quit playing it.
While it looks great, we all know one beauty is only skin deep. And beneath the skin is a festering pool of excrement.
Its players often vent their anger on the official Discord channel. The game team ignore any reasonable requests made here and dismiss them as toxic comments. I mean why would players get angry about doing hundreds of races for nothing.
Also spare a thought for one player who needs a single BP of 570s.
Also spare a thought for those who [nolife] the game. Often there names are Red [Viper] or [Snyper]
I once [played] the most [annoying] [game] ever, it's called Asphalt 9
(http://asphalt-9.urbanup.com/14046463) 9 more results
Gameloft: A video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own "game".
[Modern Combat] = [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare]
[N.O].V.A. = Halo
Guitar Rock = Guitar Hero
Starfront = Starcraft
Shadow Guardian = Uncharted
*Person 1:
"Hey is that [Call of Duty] on your iPhone?"
Person 2:
"No it's [rip off] called [Modern Combat] from Gameloft you retard, gosh!"*
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there's #🪅・bot-commands
Second paragraph on A9 look
@limber mauve throw @tawdry creek
Threw wednesday frog at jjason
there's #🪅・bot-commands
Nah
there's #🪅・bot-commands
Anh
@limber mauve #🪅・bot-commands
hh
@faint dragon lol
@slender tulip hmm
Cursed
Reason: Too many spoiler tags
Rip
Execuse me what the Heck
Reason: Too many spoiler tags
Oops
Lul
@keen geyser Can't Two Spoiler
Can One Spoiler
Anyway the Answer how to make GTA Graphics Good is
||WET ROADS||
yeah it has wet road
Almost every GTA Graphics mod does
yeah even the original game has wet road
Yea but not Wetter than mod
In the mod Every roads Wet, Even when it isn't
Only GTA V
don't know why you're trying to make GTA flooded but whatever
GTA SA doesn't has Wet Roads
Instead calling it Remastered i will Called it Rewatered
it's an old game, what do you expect
look at those invisible messages
epicly
Ofc lol
✊ 😔
My first solo win on COD Mobile Battle Royale.
My single hardest carry ever
he be playing on ipad yet he still carries the team
i thought it says croc crafts
thank you jameskii, i love you
jameskii
jimmy neukong
oh god.
@light fiber, you should see this 👀
Machine Pistol
@west island photo :V
?
haha very funny
rip lykan
christ the spam
please begone
🙃
driving a Devel Sixteen
I am disgusted by what Gameloft has done. Let me know what you think of the event and the Bugatti Chiron in the comments! Thanks for watching! Pay-Loft logo ...
Deep message
Well, my weekend from A9 was ended
I was playing CS:GO, Warface and Black Squad
I realized that’s my computer not very powerful 🙁
Wow ☺
says uwu 10 times
yes
Building my Minecraft house, this time trying something different.
ok
L0l
Pretty nice battle between Cyto and me, he did 791, then I did 78x then he did 76x and I replied with this 75x. Now he did 720, I will try to do 6xx in the n...
@ everyone the battle between two Aliens is on!
wut
English only
rat
Hmm
This is a English server @warm grail
Мне похуй
Пендосы сосите
Путин луя Трампа
Владимир Путин молодец, политик лидер и отец
English server
Уже писал что похуй
This is a English server
Пендос молчать
Please only use English in the server
Reason: Bad word usage
Плиз иди в пизду
@warped oak wut
This is a English server
Lol
not at all not at all
Are you a bot?