🪄・off-topic

[hollow gull]

ceo of straight hmu

heteroshreksuality

[rare cave]

uwu that aint me uwu uwu

[faint dragon]

ceo of ceo of shrek 8 for the gamecube

[rare cave]

what about nascar

[faint dragon]

Formula E.

formula

EA Sports

[rare cave]

E

[faint dragon]

the upgrade from the formula E

[rare cave]

s tier nascar

[faint dragon]

indy

[rare cave]

cindy

brandy

[faint dragon]

silicon graphics indigo 2 max1000

[hollow gull]

Formula UwU

[faint dragon]

formula ewe

[rare cave]

eeheheheheheheheheh

[hollow gull]

sotp

[rare cave]

can u see slenderman in the woods behind

[hollow gull]

daddy

[cerulean delta]

can you sotp with these stuff? thanks

[rare cave]

i sometimes would look through my window on my way to school in the bus

[cerulean delta]

lmao

[rare cave]

searching for him in the woods

[cerulean delta]

...

[rare cave]

i would be a freak for creepypastas

[cerulean delta]

on that note

bye, have a great time!

[rare cave]

thx fbi

[faint dragon]

obunga

[cerulean delta]

hi

[hollow gull]

fbi hides behind the lense

[cerulean delta]

i’m back

yep @hollow gull

[rare cave]

bc of u i have a sticker in my laptop camera

[cerulean delta]

don’t worry

i can still see you

[hollow gull]

u cute uwu

[cerulean delta]

street cameras

[hollow gull]

i can see you and also feel your presence.

[hollow gull]

me

[faint dragon]

hot

Slenderman is fake

[rare cave]

is that my dog

[faint dragon]

Of course.

[hollow gull]

says the guy who said pennywise will come and kill us

[rare cave]

who took illegal pictures of my dog

[hollow gull]

me

don't why me

[faint dragon]

pennywise is ronald mcdonald with more makeup

Your mom

no

Sike 😂😂

lol

[cerulean delta]

😑

[rare cave]

dude joe called

[faint dragon]

Uncle Joe.

Somoa Joe?

[rare cave]

joe mama lmao

[cerulean delta]

Jpg

[faint dragon]

Go eat Joe

[cerulean delta]

...

[faint dragon]

I meant Uncle Joe from Resident Evil 7: Biohazard.

Joe taste like M&Ms

[rare cave]

uncle joe mama

[faint dragon]

c

Joe is your new babysitter

[hollow gull]

i'm joe

my name is joe, nice to meet you

[faint dragon]

Hello Joe.

[hollow gull]

hi uwu

[faint dragon]

hope that's useful for emulator user 😁
https://youtu.be/B-zEkyamBzA

bluestacks menu runs at 1 fps

[hollow gull]

ew

[slim parrot]

that clown is nothing compared to this

[cerulean delta]

bruh

[hollow gull]

that's mickey mouse

[slender tulip]

😭

[hollow gull]

NO

[charred summit]

@slim parrot Well congrats on getting rid of the Chinese people

[hollow gull]

that's torture

[charred summit]

Is Discord banned in China?

[hollow gull]

what

[tired flicker]

@faint dragon

[fading bloom]

Press f to pay respect

[copper tartan]

N

O

[fading bloom]

@copper tartan ?

What?

[copper tartan]

🤔

[fading bloom]

It say here u hate bubble wraps

Do u admit?

As a crime

[faint dragon]

what the?

[lyric glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476684318312366081/629144642461630465/Screenshot_20191002-223237.jpg

Car model in call of duty mobile

[faint dragon]

Tell Gameloft to add those cars on A9

[copper tartan]

Shoot them 🤠

[cerulean delta]

^

[lyric glade]

Lmao

[faint dragon]

Those cars should be in A9

[cerulean delta]

destroy them

[lyric glade]

These maps is really big and complex can literally get lost

[faint dragon]

Put that image on car suggestions

I think it will be new S king

[mild quiver]

Carmageddon , best car game ever, where else can one run over pedestrians, lol

[faint dragon]

the new pope

[hollow gull]

lampopeghini

@lyric glade ain't that raid

[faint dragon]

what the map

[hollow gull]

yeah

[faint dragon]

it is

[hollow gull]

😩 😩 😩

[lyric glade]

@hollow gull no that call of duty mobile

[hollow gull]

bruh

that's from black ops 2

[faint dragon]

i have that game

[hollow gull]

i had that

[faint dragon]

COD mobile

[hollow gull]

aaa

[lyric glade]

isnt all COD

but this pic was taken from COD mobile few minutes ago

[hollow gull]

but it's from black ops 2

[lyric glade]

isnt black ops call of duty??

it obvious they would use the same map from the console version on mobile

its easier than to create new maps

[hollow gull]

sad

[faint dragon]

plus DLC's

[hollow gull]

atleast they have raid

and terminal perhaps?

or rust

hijacked

[amber tapir]

Pan Cake_NYC#4803 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

What?

Okay then. 🤔

[inland cipher]

Oh no

[faint dragon]

That makes...

1. Bad word usage: cat breed.
2. Mass mention: I tagged a few users so we could create a server.
3. Mass mention: I tagged a few more users to notify them.
4. Bad word usage: Saying a Call of Duty game mode.

[Something] Zombies.

That word is banned for some reason.

[inland cipher]

🤔

[faint dragon]

Even though it's said almost everywhere. It's taught in class all the time.

[inland cipher]

@amber tapir, it’s only game, why you have to be mad?

[faint dragon]

The developers set the filter.

hmmmm 🤔

[limpid merlin]

waw CoD Mobile is free?

[last lodge]

wow first pancake warn I ever saw

[faint dragon]

@last lodge This is the 4th one actually, unintended. No actual bad words. 😅

@limpid merlin Yes, it is.

[limpid merlin]

The server owners have so many weird words censored it makes me wonder if Gameloft is secretly staffed by SJW feminists

[faint dragon]

It's strange. I see very, offensive and inappropriate usernames in the game itself.

Nothing is done about those.

[last lodge]

The in game a9 chat also has a lot of weird words censored

[limpid merlin]

And yet here on this server we're punished for insulting the intelligence of individuals whose intelligence can't help but be insulted

[faint dragon]

The filter is broken. 🤔

[limpid merlin]

It's obnoxious, frankly.

[inland cipher]

Game 🤦

[limpid merlin]

Maybe instead of promoting and complaining about nodonate we should complain about the fact that the chat filters here and in the game are made by SJWs and that this is the internet and no one cares about political correctness

[faint dragon]

@limpid merlin It is. The game doesn't censor the actual bad words, usually only normal ones. Here, I get warned for saying a cat breed and a word that's used everywhere in public, it's not a bad word at all.

[inland cipher]

What A9 then? Automobile simulator?

[faint dragon]

lol

[limpid merlin]

I propose that we abandon nodonate and promote #nosnowflakes instead

[faint dragon]

I mean, really. A cat breed and a word used in history classes all the time.

[inland cipher]

If it not game

[faint dragon]

now your dead

The filter is still a bit too much. Those words aren't even bad.

[limpid merlin]

Maybe I should talk with Dora about why the filters are so uptight

[faint dragon]

hmmmm 🤔

[limpid merlin]

They're community manager, realistically speaking it's their job to hear the community out about complaints right?

[faint dragon]

Dora controls the #switch channels only, maybe tagging either Deniss, Dominic or Mina. They usually change things.

[limpid merlin]

Eh I think Dora can help with the whole discord community, as I had an issue I encountered some time back that I discussed with them.

[faint dragon]

Maybe, you can give it a try. This filter is a bit much sometimes.

[limpid merlin]

Definitely.

@faint dragon can you DM me the name of the breed of cat that got you warned btw?

And the other "bad word" you got hit with earlier?

[faint dragon]

Alright.

Thanks. 👍

[faint dragon]

Sports.

[rare cave]

idk if its my back or my kidneys that hurt

[faint dragon]

Drink enough water daily.

If you dont drink water you will pee dark yellow 😷

[limpid merlin]

So I downloaded CoD Mobile

My second match I got a double HK drone killcam xD

[faint dragon]

For iOS or android?

[limpid merlin]

iOS

[faint dragon]

Wow

[limpid merlin]

Either the game is too easy or I'm god tier

[faint dragon]

Is it better than PUBG?

[limpid merlin]

Wouldn't know since the BR mode is level locked as far as I can tell

[faint dragon]

Ok

Players might still be getting used to it since it's new.

On console, I'm better. Like a lot of Call of Duty players.

[limpid merlin]

It may be a matter of the fact I have probably close to 100+ hours of playing Pixel Gun 3D, CoD Mobile's less good looking uneducated older brother

[faint dragon]

That could be a contribution. 👍

[limpid merlin]

The netcode needs work tho

[faint dragon]

We are in danger

🤔

[hollow gull]

nah

i'd rather die in mother earth

[limpid merlin]

Yeahhhh I'm too OP for CoD Mobile

Seems op pls nerf

Also headshots are broken I love it

[hollow gull]

ok

kinda

😖

but

ok

[limpid merlin]

To give credit to the game

It's too fast paced to make the headshots work like Warface's headshot system

It would completely break the game if headshots were instant kills

[faint dragon]

got 36 kills on COD mobile tonight took no pic of it

[hollow gull]

like

ok

[faint dragon]

no death 0 assist

pistol only

[limpid merlin]

Do people play S&D?

OH apparently so

[inland cipher]

I like play with sniper

[teal cradle]

Hello everyone. Nova here. And today we are playing Asphalt Xtreme, but with guns and mines

[inland cipher]

My modules on sniper is upgraded scope, upgraded bullet, fast magazine and check pad

[limpid merlin]

I just clapped 5 people in 2 seconds holy

[inland cipher]

Get noscoped!

[hollow gull]

@teal cradle cute

[teal cradle]

only thing is, its not Asphalt Xtreme, its Death Rally...wait a sec...
RUN!

[hollow gull]

cute

[teal cradle]

no u

[tawdry creek]

cute

[teal cradle]

no u

[hollow gull]

thanks

[inland cipher]

Asphalt Xtreme + Call of Duty 😂

[teal cradle]

XD

[inland cipher]

But without killstreaks 😕

I like hydra missile

[tawdry creek]

thanks

[teal cradle]

only thing i dont like about CoD is the sniping. They make it too easy, as if snipers are the best class of soldiers

[inland cipher]

You call it, aiming at enemies, uses boost and BOOM, no enemies

[limpid merlin]

Sadface

M1911 doesn't have any optics

[inland cipher]

Yep

[limpid merlin]

I want a red dot suppressed pistol

[teal cradle]

Like really, even Gameloft made sniper class more competitive, but CoD sniping hasnt changed. I just need it to change, cuz im tired to sniping heads so easily

[limpid merlin]

It sounds like a airgun, the M1911 when it's suppressed

[inland cipher]

It’s good without optics

[limpid merlin]

pftpftpftpftpftpft

Also I would like to kindly point out the M4 isn't actually an M4, it looks more like an AR-15 with the Sailent Arms GREY conversion kit 🤔

[hollow gull]

ok.

[inland cipher]

@limpid merlin which AR you prefer?

[cerulean delta]

i am in love with russian hardbass music

#AdidasForever

[hollow gull]

I agree

[inland cipher]

@cerulean delta tri poliski

[cerulean delta]

It is so amazing

[hollow gull]

(Loud)

[cerulean delta]

it is truly HardBass

[inland cipher]

Meanwhile

[last lodge]

that is a really weird group of games

[faint dragon]

I'll destroy you in Call of duty mobile

1 blocked message? hmmm why is that there?

what does it say?

[cerulean delta]

it dances to any song

[inland cipher]

@faint dragon no u

[faint dragon]

ever heard of them @cerulean delta

[cerulean delta]

@faint dragon yep

there is a spiderman one

but for me it doesn’t work

[faint dragon]

ouch

[hollow gull]

bruh shinedown

[faint dragon]

yes

[hollow gull]

✊ 😤

[faint dragon]

wanna join?

[faint dragon]

Why was I temp banned again

[limpid merlin]

Swore too many times most likely

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/6DjCedCZYT8

These guys will explain everything.

[tawdry creek]

that's long ago

[limpid merlin]

Tfw you lose a COD Mobile BR match coz ping

Legit I lost because of latency

[faint dragon]

@limpid merlin

[teal cradle]

@faint dragon Ssylent needs to close the window. The wifi is escaping out

[heady heart]

<@&469459051105878016> Why is there 10min. slow mode in #628512088565874688? I have dozen of hackers to report. Please, lower it back to 2min.

[tawdry creek]

10 mins isn't that long

[hollow gull]

@heady heart you can use it to fix your cars or chill out when the heat is on

[tawdry creek]

lmao

[old totem]

What's up dead chat

[exotic trellis]

report as
player id:
platform:
type of hack:
no need to write long paragraphs @heady heart

[old totem]

:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:

[heady heart]

@hollow gull Doesn't make sense...

[hollow gull]

it does

[old totem]

Did u ping all the Mods here

[heady heart]

@exotic trellis I know the pattern. I'm asking you to make it possible to write there more often than every 10 minutes...

[old totem]

Did u know the slowmode is to discourage people from making conversations in cheater report because its end up in a fight

[hollow gull]

you need to chill, fam

[exotic trellis]

you can add as many as you want within one msg following pattern above ^^

slowmode is to avoid talking there

[old totem]

that what I said but simpler

[exotic trellis]

yeah thx but I read later xD

[old totem]

Lol

[heady heart]

@old totem Not my problem...

[teal cradle]

wondering when Asphalt xtreme will have Call of duty guns and flamethrowers

[old totem]

🤔 then don't make it to the mods problem

[heady heart]

@exotic trellis So you mods basically set 10minutes slow mode to avoid your duties. F. e. cleaning the channel of comments and muting these people.
Congratulation, you just invented a whole new level of laziness.
I'm applauding 👏👏👏

[hollow gull]

bruh

[old totem]

BRUH

So ur saying the mods must delete 1k of users comments

And that's for the people online

[hollow gull]

you do know they're also human, right?

[exotic trellis]

no offense but if people learn to behave we don't need to set slowmode in any channel 😄 ^^

[old totem]

:v

[old totem]

Peepo

Pogchamp

[heady heart]

@exotic trellis That's why you can mute or ban them, to make them behave 🤦🏻‍♂️

[keen geyser]

Ooooouu

[dense dagger]

Well... Looking at PUBG Mobile fair play site, it looks they listed a thousand players play cheats and the ban reason. That's called transparency. https://www.pubgmobile.com/en-US/m/news_detail/webplat/info/news_version3/35372/35373/35374/35386/35408/m20497/201909/830803.shtml

[hollow gull]

jesus christ

[keen geyser]

No

[old totem]

Yes

[keen geyser]

Eww Anime

[old totem]

It's very scary

[hollow gull]

rin owo

[exotic trellis]

are you muted my friend ? :v

[keen geyser]

😏 W33Bs

[hollow gull]

HAH

[old totem]

U wanna be more scared @keen geyser

[hollow gull]

weebs are cool

@tawdry creek

[keen geyser]

@old totem no😂

[old totem]

I see that as a yes

[keen geyser]

Nooooo

[keen geyser]

No U

[heady heart]

@exotic trellis Is that a threat?

[old totem]

U see him

[teal cradle]

Bruh...

[hollow gull]

@old totem that's a qt

[old totem]

He can make u gay

[teal cradle]

Threat?
U really think a moderator has time to threaten?

[old totem]

Lol mod role is already threat

[exotic trellis]

no .... we don't mute/ban when someone doesn't listen

[exotic trellis]

we mute/ban for breaking rules

[keen geyser]

👀

[hollow gull]

the face of pain

[old totem]

:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:

Yes

[keen geyser]

🤣

[heady heart]

@exotic trellis Which i didn't break...
Well, I'm gonna do this hardway, since this server is getting more and more effed-up...
Bye...

[keen geyser]

Hes holding A G_U_N!

[exotic trellis]

😦 okie bye

[hollow gull]

jesus christ

[old totem]

Ok

[teal cradle]

@old totem Now im mod. Fear me lol

[hollow gull]

welp, that guy is gone

everything is back to normal

[keen geyser]

This picture is the most Innapropriate content you've ever see

[old totem]

Y u faking my boy

[keen geyser]

Rocks

[hollow gull]

@tired flicker Afrofox.

[teal cradle]

Dammit ive been exposed

[exotic trellis]

no guns :v #🪄・off-topic still is part of server :v

[old totem]

Yes

[hollow gull]

oh, guns are not ok

[keen geyser]

@tired flicker H

[old totem]

Lol

[tired flicker]

@hollow gull couldn't think of a good name

[old totem]

COD is taking over

[keen geyser]

Yes

[hollow gull]

but people have been talking about guns here.

[keen geyser]

GuNs

[hollow gull]

"not epic" - Naruto

[tired flicker]

I kept knifing everyone in the match

[hollow gull]

cute

[old totem]

Da heck

[teal cradle]

p0is0n: no guns :v
Me and my team:

[keen geyser]

@tired flicker lol i do that too

Mc5 bruhb

[hollow gull]

i'm the only one who's not that interested to cod m

[keen geyser]

Ok byerbb

[old totem]

Cya Candy

[tired flicker]

Two people in my school are already Level 23 in COD Mobile @hollow gull

[exotic trellis]

I'm still here xP

[old totem]

No life

[hollow gull]

ha, i was master prestige in bo2

[old totem]

Guys have random pictures

[hollow gull]

talking about random

[old totem]

The rock back when he didn't reflect sunlight

[old totem]

No he does

[hollow gull]

before he's a rock

[old totem]

Lol

[hollow gull]

cereal when have milk

[teal cradle]

okay thats cursed

[hollow gull]

stando powaa

[limpid merlin]

@heady heart dude u suffer from dumb disorder tbh

[hollow gull]

jesus

[teal cradle]

them vibes...restoration

[tired flicker]

@nimble nexus please do not confront the mod or it could result in a ban

[faint dragon]

Comeback 100

The meme that @teal cradle just posted

[old totem]

Lol

[tired flicker]

Oh lol

[tawdry creek]

@hollow gull yes, they are. I'm proud of this community

[teal cradle]

No way im doing this puzzle. too difficlt

[tired flicker]

@teal cradle it's cancer

[tawdry creek]

e

[hollow gull]

92

[tawdry creek]

7

[hollow gull]

2

[tawdry creek]

9

[hollow gull]

🇦 🇪 🇴

[tawdry creek]

ahegao

[hollow gull]

shaq

[tawdry creek]

zump

[hollow gull]

🇹 🇺 🇦

[old totem]

Pogchamp

I see Ahegao

[hollow gull]

ok

[old totem]

@teal cradle

@hollow gull

Plus u

[hollow gull]

nah

[tawdry creek]

d is for di

[old totem]

Not Sukairain

[tawdry creek]

dingus

[hollow gull]

dio

[old totem]

Really boi

Wait I got a better one

Really N word

[tawdry creek]

really nerd

[old totem]

🤔

[tawdry creek]

Minecraft

[old totem]

Minecraft memes I hear

[tawdry creek]

creeper

[tawdry creek]

I am underwater

pls help me

uuuuu

[hollow gull]

uuuu

[old totem]

OK post

His not wrong

[tawdry creek]

oh, I didn't read the comment below

epic

that's right, just drink a fire res potion

everyone knows that

[old totem]

Yes

[rich monolith]

...

[cerulean delta]

ppl tell me weird things

[old totem]

....

I question that DM

[cerulean delta]

i love this

[keen geyser]

Exposing Time

[hollow gull]

epileptic

also that guy says he's 7 years old

has a grammar of an adult

[tawdry creek]

wait, that's illegal

[faint dragon]

Please give me Lamborghini Huracan SV for free in game

[hollow gull]

hahaha sure

[faint dragon]

My name in game is Marcus King

[hollow gull]

i'm jesus

[last lodge]

there was a legit 8 year old here a while back tho, weirdest times

[faint dragon]

Oo

[rich monolith]

@faint dragon User Name Offensive

[hollow gull]

/give Murcielago_SV BP set 100 @Markus King

[faint dragon]

Not offensive

[hollow gull]

there you go, all set

[faint dragon]

Oo

Actually i already have that car fully maxxed

[tawdry creek]

flex

[hollow gull]

@faint dragon ok omg so cool

[tawdry creek]

ha ha he he hi hi

[faint dragon]

I also have Koenigsegg regera

No in game really i am not joking

[hollow gull]

like someone other than you would care

[tawdry creek]

yeah, sure good for you

next topic

[limpid merlin]

Am I the only person who sets some ARs to single fire in CoD Mobile's BR?

[tawdry creek]

@limpid merlin you are

[slender tulip]

I need to download cod

But low on data

[tawdry creek]

i don't have cod

[rich monolith]

@faint dragon good morning

[slender tulip]

Did you woke up early today pancake

[limpid merlin]

What if secretly Pancake never slept at all

||like myself||

[sonic gate]

@cerulean delta u should add that to the hydra chat

[green hamlet]

Falling in love, is equal to falling love with loneliness.
The Apollo Intensa Emozione.

[faint dragon]

Didn't expect wolf in cod

[dusty wraith]

Dude, I got absolutely ganged by zombies in BR

They literally put me in a corner and started beating me

[faint dragon]

lol

[rare cave]

uwu

sup dawgs

[faint dragon]

bark bark

[limpid merlin]

You know what CoD M reminds me of

Ironsight

With all the snazzy weapon skins

[rare cave]

everyone copied cod

with the skins

[faint dragon]

😂

Zombie are irritating

[limpid merlin]

Actually in this case with the particular design, it appears that the devs of CoDM copied Ironsight

So

[rare cave]

have u tried ghosts?😂

[faint dragon]

i got a custom skin for

COD

[rare cave]

skins r so expensive bruh

[faint dragon]

i literally rich

😂

[dusty wraith]

Dude, I woke up at 05:00 today trying to dry my clothes and play CODM

[rare cave]

im sick of battle royale

lul

[tired flicker]

@dusty wraith I played for 2 days and I'm already Lvl 15 @faint dragon

[dusty wraith]

Same

I think

Actually not for two days

For one day

[tired flicker]

What's your best weapon? @dusty wraith

[dusty wraith]

Umm

PDW

I think

Either that or Shotgun

[tired flicker]

I prefer teh M4 cuz the PDW sprays so much compared to other weapons @dusty wraith

And Its range is not that high

[dusty wraith]

Hijacked is a good map for the PDW

Since it's a close quarters map

[tired flicker]

Bcuz it's small

Ye

[faint dragon]

@tired flicker nice

It's been like 7hrs of installed

Nd been lvl 11

[limpid merlin]

I have the game installed oh... 8 hours?

I just reached Lv27

[tired flicker]

BOI!!!

[limpid merlin]

BR is completely broken for level grinding

[tired flicker]

I don't usually go into BR cuz I SUCK

[limpid merlin]

If you play on iOS i'll squad with you xD

[tired flicker]

CoD M can't cross platform right?

If so,soz mate

I'm Android

[limpid merlin]

Hm

Try sending a friend request to Knight350 in a clan named LancerCorps if possible

If u can then that means crossplay is a thing

if not, oh well

[dusty wraith]

RuffalosCars

[limpid merlin]

@dusty wraith ?

[dusty wraith]

Yep, das meh

[last lodge]

so its cross platform?

[dusty wraith]

Depends if @limpid merlin is on iOS

[limpid merlin]

I am

[dusty wraith]

Then it is cross plat

[limpid merlin]

So crossplatform confirmed?

Coolio

[dusty wraith]

Woot woot

[limpid merlin]

@tired flicker the game is crossplatform my dude

What's your IGN so I can put you on my friend list

[tired flicker]

Hold on

I'll look for it

@limpid merlin Afrofox

[amber tapir]

Simranjeet L.#3818 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[copper tartan]

Fail 😂

[limpid merlin]

Thunkin

[tired flicker]

@limpid merlin I can't find you either

[hybrid grotto]

Codm discussion in asphalt server 😂

[rich monolith]

😎

[limpid merlin]

Protip guys

Don't dismount moving ATVs

You'll deal a metric buttload of self damage

[fading bloom]

Can you find number 12

[mild quiver]

way too hard on my eyes

[last lodge]

so this is now the cod channel

[mild quiver]

cod as in fish 🤔

[last lodge]

yes

[mild quiver]

cool, we now have a fish channel

lets talk live bait and lures 🤣

[last lodge]

Im planning on making a cod farm

[mild quiver]

hmm, doesn't Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull have fish farms 🙂

[faint dragon]

Lol today I haven't even opened A9

Only COD

😂

[tawdry creek]

oh, I haven't opened a9 for 2 weeks

[faint dragon]

🔥

[midnight steppe]

test

[faint dragon]

😁

[fading bloom]

I made this

[warped oak]

[dense finch]

Lol

[rare cave]

ive been sitting on a bus for three hours

help

my butt hurts and my scoliosis isn’t helping lmao

[cerulean delta]

vy you bully me?

[faint dragon]

...

[pure yew]

This is a response to this post since I cant post in suggestions for another 12 hours. @ripe harness it is clear that you havent played this game much. I want you to check the prices in the store and tell me this game isn't pay to win. There are packs that cost 10 dollars that only give you 1 blueprint towards cars that need 60. That's about 600 bucks you need to drop for certain cars. It is also clear that you havent played any special events. I would say the biggest offender of being pay to win that I've experienced is the syndicate event, where you get stuck halfway because it REQUIRES a car that you can only pay for in the shop, and guess what, I actually gave in and paid 50 bucks to get it, but do you know what happened? I found out you need 3 other cars which are obtained the exact same way, AND you need to do the entire event to unlock the event car. You say that there are no bugs which is a laughable statement. I play on a samsung galaxy s10+, which is one of the fastest android phones on the market, yet for some reason I get constant frame drops, visual bugs, and I've never heard the engine sounds since I've installed the game (which gameloft support refuses to troubleshoot with me over the course of several support tickets). You are literally just like the other 800,000 people on the google play store, who played for a week, dropped a 5 star review, and left without getting into the actual meat of the game. I played asplaut 8 religiously when it came out, which proved gameloft can make a good game, but asphault 9 is a travesty, and it sucks to see what used to be a decent company stoop so low. So please watch your mouth (because you swore in your post), play 1 event all the way through, try to hit more than 5 milestones in clubs, and know your place.

Oh and I forgot to mention the part where you said there were no ads which I would be willing to put money on the fact that you havent played a single event. Play 1 week of an event, and when your car runs out of fuel after 3 races, and takes 6 hours to refill, which requires a total of 18 30 second to 60 second ads to refresh, THEN you are allowed to talk about ads.

🎙 ✋

@runic fractal @ripe harness post in suggestions swore

If someone cant have a decent arguement without foul language, then they need to stop

Literally a mission designed to waste event tickets, and force you to either watch ads or pay tokens

[dusty wraith]

Yeah, that's very obvious as to being p2w

15 tokens for 1 skip

[pure yew]

Not to mention it's on almost all of the special event days

That's around 400 missions

[dusty wraith]

Weren't they all around 15 tokens?

[pure yew]

Yes

That's 800 tickets worth, or 6000 tokens, or 800 ads

Choose one

[dusty wraith]

6000?!

[pure yew]

400 missions at 15 tokens each

[dusty wraith]

Who the heck is gonna pay 6000 tokens for skips?!

Even I'm not that stupid

[pure yew]

200 bucks

This game is literally a money shredder

[dusty wraith]

That's not even worth it

Only 3k tokens

A8 gave more for less I think

[pure yew]

I would much rather buy an event ticket for 10 bucks that let's me play 1 special event to completion

Which tons of f2p games do

[dusty wraith]

This is A8

I get 6.5k tokens for 50 dollars

[pure yew]

All of this pricing and the second you mention an economy overhaul everybody flips

[dusty wraith]

2.4k for 20

[pure yew]

People just need to look at the raw numbers in the shop

That's 150 bucks for 1 car

[faint dragon]

@pure yew And that is with 90% discount 😂

[dusty wraith]

94.98

That's the original price

[faint dragon]

Oh right 50, my bad

Discord compression

"There are no ads." That is false.

"No crashes or lag" That is also false.

"30 FPS looks like 60" Bro get your eyes checked.

And his last sentence is also big ton of bullsh!t.

[pure yew]

Please dont copy my post like it's a copypasta

If you have something to argue with make your own arguements

[faint dragon]

Asphalt 9 has positives sure. But they are no way near enough to compensate the negatives.

[pure yew]

Having a good looking game is fine, but if theres no good gameplay, what's the point

Just make a movie

https://youtu.be/FdxEUL18ySY

[faint dragon]

He is still typing? Jeez.

[teal cradle]

Oh cmon. We have to stop this post repetition
@faint dragon This is a serious issue, if you are reposting the stuff, people will start to see it as a joke

[ripe harness]

@faint dragon @pure yew
1.You guys clearly can't read,I said watch ad for reward doesn't count,cause it doesn't.There are no banner,pop up or other kind of annoying ads.You press the watch ad button yourself.

2.Yep no crashes,bugs,sound issues or lag.Everything works great and better than they should.iPad 2017 iPadOS 13.1

3.(this comes for Aryzon) Sorry but if 30 fps is not enough for your eyes then you are the one who has to check them.

4.How can a game be pay to win if you don't win when you pay as you said.

5.If you are wasting your time with current events that's sad.I just get all coins and tokens I can from Senna event.

6.I don't remember that I have ever reviewed a game.

[teal cradle]

How can a game be pay to win if you don't win when you pay as you said.
Then you havent paid yet. If u paid and still dont win, then you havent really paid enough.

[pure yew]

You cant read

[ripe harness]

(The "watch ad for reward " stuff don't count) This includes pack and gas refills too

[pure yew]

Gas refills are required to complete events ontime

You cant do 400 races and wait 30 minutes between each 5

Unless you play like it's a fulltime job

[faint dragon]

@ripe harness

1. There are a lot of ads for the game itself which includes shop stuff and event stuff which annoying and randomly appears in the main menu.

2. In every race that i play, there will be at least 2 people who will have "poor connection". Also i myself experienced a few crashes on both Android and Windows.

3. 30 FPS is a bloody slideshow. 60 should be a bare minimum, and Gameloft should NOT decide at what FPS YOU should play. I want 100 FPS on my PC, why can't i get that? I want 90 FPS on my Android, why can't i get that?

4. You can PAY for better cars. Better cars will give you more (and are often necessary) to win races. Therefor, it IS pay to win.

5. I am not doing all events and what does that even have to do with all of this?

6. Well you surely have amnesia because you are literaly replying to a comment about your review of Asphalt 9.

[ripe harness]

@teal cradle You see,there is no such a thing called "paid enough".You pay or you don't.The choice is yours.

[pure yew]

@ripe harness number 2, my phone is benchmarked higher than iphone x, there is 0 reason why I get frame drops

[faint dragon]

@pure yew Put graphics on performance. iPhone X cannot get locked 60 FPS either.

[pure yew]

Number 3, your eyes can see a frame difference of up to 240 frames, which is why 240hz monitors exist

[ripe harness]

Wrong,the benchmarks are all different

[faint dragon]

It is just that Gameloft allows iPhone (and select android) users to get 60 fps. For most people it is locked to 30 (or in my case, 45).

[pure yew]

Number 4, you do need to pay, like I said in my post if your screen is turned on

[faint dragon]

English class.

[pure yew]

@ripe harness if you want to be toxic and submit non arguements then leave the discord and go on reddit

[amber tapir]

Aryzon#1337 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

Yikes

[ripe harness]

Also they don't let you to set your FPS to make it fair.This madness has and still happening in PUBG.Everyone are downloading emulators to their PCs,maxing graphics and shredding players with weak devices.

[faint dragon]

Getting warned for typing 2 letters LMAO

[pure yew]

C.a.r.s swore in his post, where is his warning

I have a screenshot AND it's still there

[faint dragon]

I was warned yesterday for saying "Call of Duty ---- Zombies". It's not a bad word, but it's censored.

@ripe harness Asphalt 9 on PC is a different version. There is no cross platform. Also it is not fair when Galaxy S10 user gets 60 FPS and Galaxy S9 user gets 30 even tho both phones can run 60 FPS.

[ripe harness]

@pure yew Pretty sure you are the one who is toxic and trying to start arguments here

[faint dragon]

People CAR is not toxic. But his arguments are invalid. Know the difference.

[pure yew]

I've posted nothing but facts so far and can back up each one, you are sitting there arguing with people about stuff you cant prove

[faint dragon]

I have quit Asphalt 9 because of the FPS lock BTW 😂

[pure yew]

If you are constantly arguing with invalid arguements that's being toxic

[ripe harness]

@faint dragon The PC reference was an example,thought you'd get that but anyways yeah.Players with 60 fps have an advantage.They are most probably trying to optimize this 60 fps option to large variety of models so it'd be fair.

[pure yew]

You aren't trying to have an arguement you are just baiting

[ripe harness]

@pure yew Clearly,no.That's not the definition of toxic.

You are the one who started this.I'm just answering your "questions"

[faint dragon]

@ripe harness There is no need for seperate optimizations. All they need is to remove that idiotic default double buffer Vsync and let people set custom settings, refresh rate and screen resolution.

I do not want to be babysitted by some d o u c h e b a g that thinks that i should only get 45 FPS and decides the settings i should use for me.

[pure yew]

I started it

[ripe harness]

Yes

No one asked you to respond to it

@faint dragon We'll never know.Perhaps this was the easiest way for em.But tbh the plan is not bad,at least they let all players enjoy the game visually same.

[faint dragon]

No, it is because dumb kids might get confused. Like i said, most mobile devs want to babysit us now.

And i hate that.

[ripe harness]

60 fps will come one day cause it shall come one day.Just not today

[faint dragon]

Asphalt 6 and 7 do not have FPS locks. I can play both at 90 FPS.

@woeful thicket Please keep the posts family-friendly.

60 FPS is already here (but is exclusive to select devices or PC)

The question is when 240 FPS is coming.

[ripe harness]

I mean to all devices

@pure yew Oh fyi,eyes do not have a specific refresh rate cause they are not calculated with fps.They are calculated with arcseconds so.

[pure yew]

r/woosh

[ripe harness]

Forget A6 and A7.They are all left behind.This is A9 a whole new game with a whole new badass style.You don't like it? Play Need for Speed.

[faint dragon]

@ripe harness Need for Speed went same route as Asphalt 9

Tried the current mobile NFS

No options, 45 FPS lock

Yikes

Style is A9 is good (tho i absolutely HATE the music and main menu style, that is way too normie). But driving feels good and graphics are very good for a mobile game.

But that does not mean that all the issues should be ignored.

[ripe harness]

Uh don't think the 15 fps difference would make something

[limpid merlin]

@faint dragon @ripe harness will you both just shut up before I summon le mods

[faint dragon]

@woeful thicket Please stop. A moderator shouldn't be notified if you forgo.

[ripe harness]

I mean I just played War Thunder,80 fps...no frikin difference

@limpid merlin stop what

Smooth as butter

[limpid merlin]

Don't be a smart alec bud.'

[faint dragon]

@limpid merlin Nobody called you here. Go away.

[limpid merlin]

too bad I'm here anyways

Deal with it

[faint dragon]

Oh i can deal with it

With the mute button

I usually never do that, but i honestly cannot be bothered to fight with you now.

[limpid merlin]

Wdym mute button

You think you're a mod? LOL

[teal cradle]

i dont think Ary meant mute command...

[errant thorn]

So... this happened to me yesterday. https://youtu.be/xiMRqAQf_Us

[hollow gull]

jesus christ.

[teal cradle]

legit tbh

[hollow gull]

this channel got worse and worse when i'm away

i missed all the fun

[teal cradle]

you talk about the channel...you wont talk about the drama the server had from June to August

Which reminds me...someones missing

[hollow gull]

🤔

the drama from June to August

why is it always June

[teal cradle]

i just cant remember who exactly
but the user was always in this channel since mee6 warned him a lot in other channels

[hollow gull]

the one who spams a lot?

[teal cradle]

And yes, Ever since Carribean to Syndicate Event...with the insults thrown at devs, and the toxic players, and mod bans, and p2w protests

No not that one.

[faint dragon]

@teal cradle I was warned yesterday for saying “Call of Duty - - - - Zombies”, it’s not a bad word though.

[hollow gull]

Ah

Call Of Duty Nahtzee Zombies.

[teal cradle]

which word?

kill?

[hollow gull]

Nahtzee

[amber tapir]

Juniper#0446 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[teal cradle]

Oh...

[hollow gull]

hAhayauau

[faint dragon]

Indeed.

[hollow gull]

pain

[teal cradle]

Yeah @faint dragon , Discord tries to put the historical tragedies behind us, and so do many discord servers as well

[hollow gull]

so wait

can someone explain what was that argument about

[teal cradle]

So to discord, and this server, its considered bad

[faint dragon]

I suppose...

[hollow gull]

i see people talking about 60 fps and stuff like that

[teal cradle]

@hollow gull It allstarted when someone posted a general nerf to the game, and turns out every nerf he said, happened in the game. Then reposts started, quarrels began, insults and toxic players rose...then mods banned a few lots

[tired flicker]

My Call of Duty plays so smoothly on my phone,I'm playing 60-70 fps @faint dragon

[hollow gull]

oh

that happened just now?

[teal cradle]

tbh, it was a lot to keep track of

[tired flicker]

Was it Ichyosgeta? @teal cradle

[teal cradle]

No.
That was fromj June-July.
then August was Syndicate event.
Syndicate Event started like a f2w meme, then became toxic...

[faint dragon]

Riplex’s suggestions?

[hollow gull]

Ah

[teal cradle]

@tired flicker Ichy was a different case

[hollow gull]

I see

I was talking about the argument that happened not too long ago

[teal cradle]

@faint dragon That was a repost of the original post

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[tired flicker]

@teal cradle but he still insulted peeps even me

[teal cradle]

yh he did. glad he got nuked tho

i feel bad tbh

[tired flicker]

@teal cradle Ichyosgeta insulted me because I was a furry and I wasn't gae

[faint dragon]

...

[teal cradle]

Hold up.
So u telling me Ichy thinks all furries r gaes?

[tired flicker]

Yes

[teal cradle]

Thats a bad brain

If all furries r gae, then animals r gae...
Mammals r animals, humans r mammals
So Ichy thinks we humans r gae...yep definitely bad baby brain

[hollow gull]

aaaaaaa

I feel attacked

[teal cradle]

why?

[warped oak]

how many three's (3's)

[faint dragon]

@warped oak Zero.

[teal cradle]

21?

[faint dragon]

hmm

[hollow gull]

uh

u h

[faint dragon]

69??

[teal cradle]

infinity?

[hollow gull]

haha look i use 😂 cause it's FUNNY

[rare cave]

uwuuuuu

[hollow gull]

A WHWBAAA

[faint dragon]

F U N N Y

[hollow gull]

I want to scream.

[keen geyser]

15 3s

[rare cave]

kirb

[faint dragon]

kirb

[hollow gull]

gay children scream

[keen geyser]

Birb

[faint dragon]

birb

[teal cradle]

burb

[rare cave]

birb

[hollow gull]

brad

[warped oak]

😂 <<--- dunno whatever u thing about this emote but to me its like "I am speechless and dont know what to say"

[rare cave]

chad

[faint dragon]

bradley

[rare cave]

jacob

[faint dragon]

Cooper.

name.txt

[rare cave]

jake

[hollow gull]

i find it annoying and stupid.

[hollow gull]

and it deserves to be put in the deepest circle of hell

[faint dragon]

birb

[rare cave]

can u like

stop scaring me pls

[warped oak]

yep Mr. candy 15

[teal cradle]

The evolution of bird
Burd> Bird> Birb> Burb

[keen geyser]

Birb

[hollow gull]

oops

[faint dragon]

Eh...

[rare cave]

LMAO

hahahahahah

[hollow gull]

WHAT

[keen geyser]

Birb Hasn't evolve yet

[rare cave]

i saw that

[keen geyser]

We saw that 👀 👀

[hollow gull]

how is Dio explicit

[teal cradle]

It has @keen geyser

[rare cave]

moaningjon.png

[teal cradle]

wth

[keen geyser]

@teal cradle 🤔 👌

[rare cave]

can i uwu

[keen geyser]

0W0

[hollow gull]

siscord thinks papa dio is explicit

[rare cave]

LMAOO

[warped oak]

but if we dont consider it as three then there would be 14 3's

congrats Candy-Man

[rare cave]

mumble rapper language

[faint dragon]

isrkrwgkrwku4lfwublfu

[rare cave]

what has been ur top mumble rapper experience?

[keen geyser]

@warped oak yay

[faint dragon]

shrek 7

@warped oak That should be a Marvel superhero.

[rare cave]

mine was when i had a seizure at 11

[hollow gull]

it's still explicit even i cropped the f word out of it

[faint dragon]

shrek

[warped oak]

huh

[keen geyser]

F||riends||

[hollow gull]

thank you discord, you finally accepted it

[tired flicker]

@rare cave you had a seizure at 11 years old?

[teal cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-glitch-bug-gif-8082737

[keen geyser]

C a T S

[faint dragon]

F||un.||

[keen geyser]

🤔

[hollow gull]

broken cat

[faint dragon]

[faint dragon]

d

o

[keen geyser]

Lmao Cat Glitch Bug 🤣

[hollow gull]

imagine screenshotting a screenshot

[teal cradle]

Lets try

[faint dragon]

of a screenshot

[keen geyser]

Try

[faint dragon]

Activate Windows

Eh...

[hollow gull]

double the screenshot.

[teal cradle]

Activate Windows: Final Warning!
Remind me never: I can do this all day

[keen geyser]

Oops

[faint dragon]

H+

[hollow gull]

desperate windows

[rare cave]

no i didnt lol

[teal cradle]

lol

[faint dragon]

bruh stereo love

[faint dragon]

deluxe edition

[hollow gull]

what is jon from garfield's real name

mark?

[faint dragon]

hmmm

[sonic gate]

@faint dragonsup

[faint dragon]

obama?

[hollow gull]

barack obambo

obungo

[faint dragon]

hmm

Hello there @sonic gate
How have you been?

what is obamas last name...

hmmm

[hollow gull]

care

[faint dragon]

ah yes

thanks for refreshing my mind

[sonic gate]

Good ish and u @faint dragon

[hollow gull]

✊ 😔

[faint dragon]

obama care

@sonic gate Same here, just tired.

[hollow gull]

obama self

[faint dragon]

obama obama

[hollow gull]

obama II

[sonic gate]

...

@faint dragon get better

[hollow gull]

hm

[hollow gull]

me

[hollow gull]

same

reaction.

same vibes

[sonic gate]

When you're teacher looks at u and u were talking @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

lmao

[sonic gate]

Happens to me all the time

[rare cave]

that is highly disturbing

[hollow gull]

y'all'dn't've

[hollow gull]

drip

[faint dragon]

As well as this misaligned car/shadow.

[hollow gull]

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

[faint dragon]

That as well...

[hollow gull]

a badly placed asterion

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon Why is this all misaligned...

[hollow gull]

PAIN

[faint dragon]

gameloft focusing more on their anti cheat

[hollow gull]

my ocd is tingling

[tired flicker]

We won again

[faint dragon]

harambe

[hollow gull]

nooktown

tom nook what

[faint dragon]

pokemon go to the polls

nook

tom nook

[hollow gull]

sooK

[faint dragon]

book nook

nook tablet

c o o k

[rare cave]

koos

[faint dragon]

wacky effects

[tired flicker]

The other team was so nooby

[rare cave]

i love animal crossing