#🪄・off-topic
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i'm so scared
Yeah you are so scared you had a panic attack
also i'm a male.
@keen geyser after i finish the vette ill probs save up and build this
H
H
H
hhh
Hesus
somebody seems homophobic
Are you serious right now
anything could happen to them, they're still a human like you
Vette is also super expensive
You will feel pain
@hollow gull just ignore it
this is some high quality entertainment
HQE
hydrogen
Quixotic
bruh points +2
orang
orang
simmer
ree6
sans dio
My stock have been finished
kono sans da
That's you when someone roast you boi
I need to restock
restocc
Let me go to reddit
s t o n c
succ man
zook
shrek = dreck
hotel = trivago
e = a
@tawdry creek
when you bruh moment
orang
Lemon
orang and meme man
Melon
melon karts
shopping carts
shopping carts with melons
melons with shopping carts
And orange juice
precision is a must
sigth
meme
dank one
dank memer

shrek shack
..
all your shrek needs taken care of
all shrek gather in a shack
for the annual shrek convention
shrek-con 2019
la9
me and the boys going to shrek con 2020
😐
me and the boys raiding area 69
me and the boys and shrek
shrek and the boys
shrek and the donks
😳
ok
😂
What word?
Don't ban
What do you mean?
so the Area 51 raid was mostly a lie since 2,000,000 people were going to raid but only 150 showed up? that's about less than 1% of people who did it...i'm not suprised there
maybe they forgot
True
A9 players after Syndicate event
its the best
😍
@slender tulip
What the hell is that?????
Nice cake
Cake
Cake
I wanna eat it
Bought it and ate it without sharing any😂
c a k e
I'm eating cake right now
😭 😭
I'm eating chocolate cake
Sometimes i make different food
I'm hungry now
uwu
😅😅😅😅
Delet dis
I'm not seein' enough movements
This is Fornite dance
Yes
wish i didnt wake up in this channel first
Dance baby
Delet dis
Than go to sleep boi
who in here plays fps games
yeet
m16 by the look of it
m4
but different modification
pew pew
m40 i got
m4a1 i have
theres no such thing
as markiplier
theres a m16a1 GL
markiplier is daddy
daddiplier
naniplier
papiplier
oof my latina self is shaking
why
spanish lol
lmao the door one
@rare cave i have sniper in my house
whoa
like, ok
same
yeah
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The most confused cat on earth
no
Hello
Sup @wraith rampart
I'm not offended
Reason: Posted an invite
Oof
Wut?
😂 😂
Plasticbag we are sorry ok
I still really want to do this run someday lol
0_0
The Naruto Run
What the camera man saw before he died
i have done naruto runs for track and field lol
Same
Academy Award-winners Matt Damon and Christian Bale star in FORD v FERRARI, based on the remarkable true story of the visionary American car designer Carroll...
10/10
@safe totem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PZzLMe-fV8
Power that looks the part. Welcome the Charger Widebody.
Did some somebody ever heard of them? Renault Espace F1 and F1- powered (V10 engine) Ford Transit Supervan 3?
@tawdry creek nice, I thought it was just tuning parts installed
bye guys
@KEEMSTAR keem watching minecraft monday be like https://t.co/ybJsINA10C
185
2672
@rare cave bye
who still plays a6
Is there a6
You
When people fail to update their news and won't realize windows and Android have issues and can't continue the tune up event for now
😂
Lol
I saw someone do this with a star wars clip and I couldn't resist making my own. I had fun making this lol My inspiration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDY...
I am talking on behalf of #NoDonate movement. We highly appreciate what you have done in terms of Asphalt 9: Legends game, but we also want you to pay some attention to us. You still keep ignoring our requests, and that made us start this community, so that you'll be able to hear our voice. First of all, we want you to make some changes to:
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One month long MP. It is not about the skill, it just makes people waste their precious time. Even more, it makes players use autoclickers. No more fun, bad rewards, no motivation at all for old players
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Enormous donations. Give us a chance to play A9 not wasting HUGE amounts of money. For example Jesko event required 20k tokens to unlock and star up necessary cars, Senna event requires at least 15k, and what you gave us instead - just 7-8 k tokens during Apollo unleashed and SE. That's not enough to complete the event even for skilled players and absolutely NO chance for newbies. Please bring back similar events as Regera, Aperta etc, when players could get (at least unlock) cars without paying real money.
We can live with all these bugs, technical issues, glitches, etc but please do something about MP and new special events.
What We Gonna Do:
- Promote #NoDonate tag through the game, social networks, game forums, etc
- Stop watching advs
- Stop paying money for in game purchases.
- Leave negative feedbacks on A9 (with argumentation) on Android, iOS, Windows
- If you still ignore this message - we won't play the game on certain days.
@frank sorrel stop spamming
@frank sorrel there's no problem with month mp for me a average use I was able to get to legends league with a low car there is other mp like senna or Lance now with 4 days. I agree with the 2nd one
Bro there can be fake feedbacks just pay 50$ I think I heard you can get upto 100 people giving fake reviews
Or less
cringe
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Meme throwback
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soz
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Checkout the crash that happened in the first part of my videohttps://youtu.be/44LdP1vRDZo
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Late, but i dont care 😂
orangutan
that's a chimp
that's a gorilla
When they’re both maxed out
furaing gorira
it's called balance
I stole it from the Purple Team server
Creeper
“We are storming Area 51 too looking for our alien! 👽 Come help us find their UFO already! #StormArea51 🛸
Storm Area 51 now in #Asphalt8 👉 https://t.co/Q5R3Xb1xdg”
no.
Yesnt
Non’t
Im BACK @cerulean delta @faint dragon @fluid mica @faint dragon
Epic
Im so happy
nice
@ionic wedge loL what happened after that? 😄 jump to sea?
Yes bcs i hit wall
🤖
Goose🦢
https://youtu.be/_1GLCEPezxk
Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Help the channel: https://youtube.com/jacksepticeye/join Minecraft The Complete Series ► https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...
ALL Hail The GOOSE🦢!!!!
King of Mortals
!!!!!
untitled
Add title here
I don't wanna get warned for capitals again😓
pfffffft lmao
lmaoooooo
wow
i see you zucc
do u like it
full homo
first image still has me ded
in his trial😂😂😂😂
thats funny
he coulda seduced the jury
if they did then they are dead
there was a woman addicted to gasoline
she drank gas in a daily
so i dont think theyre dead lol
wow
there are those idiots who ate tide pods
gotta fix life
this channel is weird lol
Now this is a modern anti-cheat system 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
https://youtu.be/PC1NyOIm03A
OMG i am unmuted
@cerulean delta go to voice chat
I am
god that ear rape
oh hi
yes.
...
hydro.
hydro flask
ah
ah
caters news agency
hydrogen dioxide
Cute @hollow gull
hydrogen shrek
stinky
H
Y D
D I
R O
O X
G I
E D
N E
poop
luck
flex
yummy
this is better
i'd eat that brogle
oof
rip
i should try to change it to .mp4
fbi.mp4
the best nickname
No comment
perhaps
Join VC
when you bottom text
what even is this
@faint dragon join vc
no its gonna blast my ears when i join
w h y i s t h e n e w s p l a y i n g
no
and why is there music
its peaceful music i swear
ok then
?
why is it coming out the speakers and not headphones
idk
go to the voice settings
aids
70 dollar a night room
make it a dollar less
nice
nice
this nbc news mixed with the stock electronic music is hot
Time to get spooky xD
Someone suggest a nickname for me pls
Only few will find it funny https://streamable.com/futme
@cerulean delta female body inspector
Hecc No
😩
Hm...
that's what fbi stands for
...
...okie dokie....imma...just back out of discord
no, sans
Actually FBI means Federal Bureau investigation...... @hollow gull ain't a sans
@hollow gull too lazy to actually be original leave me alone ok?
Reason: Duplicated text
WHY
@velvet birch you are sans
@hollow gull i swear to god
Stop it for CHRIST SAKE
you are
not
not you.
Screw you @hollow gull
thanks
NO U
i might need myself a screwdriver
LETTER Y
actually it'd be cool to have a building that tall
who wants to play a game
so you can just see it spin with the earth from outer space
its called the game
sans got mad
Imma have to arrest you sir
Reason: Bad word usage
oof
edgy
Reason: Bad word usage
Lmao get muted
Listening to more memes
Female Body Inspector.
uhhhhh
fluorine bismuth @cerulean delta
Actually
atleast it's not female something something
Sassy Cop
YeY
Sounds like a toothpaste brand
Mass Yttrium
Nitrogen Americium Eletron
Iodine Sulfur
Flourine Bismuth
nice to meet you
My
Name
Is
FBI
Ef Bee Eye
🇫🐝 👁
my next nickname
a secret code, only some would understand
like you
because ur smart
@hollow gull
big brain i have
can you help me with my laplace transform questions?
sure
@fluid mica
😂 👏
😂 😂
straight out of youtube
My 3 year old cousin actually cried because he saw this on my phone @hollow gull @fluid mica @quartz geyser
a young enthusiast's wet dream
muah
He told me "get the evil car out of my face" xD
Lul
Reason: Mass mention
@fluid mica @tired flicker @quartz geyser @cerulean delta
12 year old me would be rattling off the s15s stats
Voice chat
Oh man
@fluid mica 12 year old me when I find out the R34 gets banned from the US
Voice chat @cerulean delta @quartz geyser
?
Voice chat 2
dude you should been here alot of us was listening in on the guy from vc 1 and then we started to listen to music
ah
ah 2
@tired flicker lul
Voice chat pls
🇪 🇦
I am in it @sonic gate
bruh that's like 20 minutes ago
It is weird in vc
asmr
shrek 2
You are right @faint dragon
🤔 🤔 a guy sounds like a person trying to be a monster and then there the creeper kid
😂 😂 😂 😂 👌
😐
accurate?
Yes
😂
Modern Combat series dies on October 1st, Call of Duty Mobile launches worldwide
epic
Can't wait
sweet
@faint dragon hey
smart chair for a9 players
wow
jesus
ok(?)
I'm traveling once again
Who pinged me like 3 times here?
Oh
it was lights out
sorry @sonic gate
i was busy at that time
👍
I found a targa irl
Left alone
@faint dragon
😘
Lmao
@faint dragon don't using Emulator BlueStacks warning got banned
i cant even run bluestacks
🤔
c
@cerulean delta Wow
nice 350z
lets see if they actually do something this time
#NO DONATE #nopay2win #NOGREED #60FPS #StopBanningLegitPlayers #FixAntiCheatSystem #PlayersRiseUp!
no No Game No Life ss2, this is so sad
True 😭 😭
ew anime 😳
@hollow gull shut up weeb
thanks
dead franchise
kinda
cringe weeb @tawdry creek
you're a weeb yourself cringe @hollow gull
Yes
my car
very epic
aussies are cute
😬
cute
@slender tulip just so you know,I'm actually really scared when that happens
that cockroach is probably dead.
Ye
A cockroach actually crawled on my face when I was 8 and i screamed at the top of my lungs lol @hollow gull
once i smacked a cockroach right on my thigh lol
😬 😬
and it's insides just splurted on my thigh, it was a disgusting experience
@hollow gull my friend actually burned one when he saw it on his stove
unepic moment
I hate bugs
I hate cockroaches
I loathe them
I hate jason
A cockroach appears under my toaster every night,no joke @tawdry creek @hollow gull
Original :
jesus
Yep
Final Masterpiece :
Wow slowmode got set to 6 hours
👀 👀 👀
the spam is just stupid, honestly
ridiculously dumb
#FreeJW is better
they don't even know the meaning of that @hollow gull
yes
no
UwU
the moment you do that makes me cringe
thanks
@tired flicker bug
stereo bruh, what song should i do next leave a comment lol |LYRICS| bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bru...
#suggestions anthem
cancer
so salty
people just don't realize the more they spam, the more ignorant they're gonna get
<@&621731528803745792> this was gonna on in #suggestions for a while now
i hope GL would listen and watch the suggestion
It's annoying that they keep spamming it @faint dragon
it's just stubborn
i know
well, you know
hope it will stop soon
they're attention seekers anyway so
@hollow gull I'm losing brain cells @faint dragon @tawdry creek
so like, that's lowly pathetic
Plus they're using the banned emojis
Lol reee6 got roasted
these nerds keep going, jesus
funny, forgot to laugh
funny, didn't laugh at all
@slender tulip I'm doing the same thing rn
🍿
Paying my respects. As for someone in a different server passed away... I wanted to share this with you all.
my memorial picture for her
To pay respects please put 🌹 in your name. It would mean very much appreciated for her and i would appreciate that. To spread her positivity to the whole world.
🌹
@faint dragon I'm so sorry to hear that 😟 😟
🌹
@faint dragon what did she die of?
Heart failure, She sadly passed away.
How old was she
She had dedication to put a smile on everyone face. Sadly i dunno how old. but all i know... i seen this on announcements
Her promise is that she wants everyone to be happy and keep a smile on everyone face.
@faint dragon are you a furry,cuz I am too
Yes.
Thanks for paying your respects, it puts a smile on her face as she watches us from heaven. 🌹
Anytime dude @faint dragon
Feel better soon. Don't grief for too long though, you would need to move on.
😢 😢 😢
I hope she r.i.p. and may god provide patience to her family😢
🌹
🌹
🌹
Rip
This doggo followed my mom until she entered our house and he doesn't want to leave, lol.
My other 2 dogs are wanting to bite him.
😂
does asphalt 6 was p2w ?
but when it existed does it was ?
because per races you could get 200k of cash xD
👀
and it was very easy to 100% career
everyone had the bugatti (it was the best car in the game)
this game was good memories :p
its sad it has been removed from the playstore
😦
also this game for playing multiplayer you had to have a gameloft live account xD
or esle you couldn't play :/
MP make me mad f*ck!!!
Language...
😮
eee
Everywhere is chaotic 😂 @faint dragon
@obtuse nexus That's true. I'm not sure what's happened to this server while I was gone, but this is absolutely chaotic. 😶
We have been protesting GL greed to sum it up. You have missed alot haha. Everyone's been asking where you've been.
ah just what I needed to see
thats how you steal The "Sun"
@inland cipher 
<@&469459051105878016> sorry for the unnecessary ping but what's up with the 1min slowmode in General? It seems rather excessive and extremely restricting. If you want to prevent people from spamming the nodonate nonsense wouldn't it be easier to just warn players with automoderation for it?
It's annoying
darn i thought what you were typing was gonna be about my image
why should they get warned!!!
@inland cipher mittens ! 😍
Because if the messages are not agreeable with Gameloft it's perfectly within the moderator's rights to warn players for saying and using it.
lmao "FUNNY"
After all the idea of nodonate technically qualifies as a vague form of corporate sabotage.
@limpid merlin, I hate you but agreed with you
time gone off general
@limpid merlin you got them to turn it off
its like if we want to chat in this server, we have to praise everything gameloft do!!!
@warped oak well, the server is owned by Gameloft employees, for a game published by GL Barcelona. I'm not surprised they don't want their name slandered on this server, not to mention it's probably a violation of Gameloft's ToS and EULA to slander their name.
😏
We are their customers, we are using their apps.. its our right to raise our voices if we need something to change!!
Not really no.
😂
🤦
When you agreed to their EULA you voided all rights to make any actual complaints again the company, at least in a legal format
Poor devs
That's how it goes with every company.
Sooner or later it was supposed to happen
@slender tulip that's actually pretty funny lol.
Not mine form reddit
Hah
loL so if i bought a mobile phone and then next day its stop working.. i should just stay at home and not gonna get back to them!! cz i bought their products and it was my choice to choose them
There's a difference between having a mobile phone with a warranty and agreeing to a legally binding contract that protects GL from certain forms of legal action.
well even in warranty we agree on something
but they would never ask us not to get back to them
If the warranty expires you either got a bad warranty or a bad phone
if the warranty expired, u mean gameloft has shutted down a9
One lets you replace damaged or faulty goods with no cost, the other is a legally binding contract that lays out a list of conditions for your use of Gameloft's services as well as legal protections for gameloft and possibly a list of actions Gameloft may take against you
You know that almost every game developer's EULA and ToS states that they're essentially allowed to steal money from you and aren't liable for the theft?
They aren't liable because you signed a contract stating that any losses incurred by Gameloft are not Gameloft's fault, and thus a court case against them would fold like paper.
well i guess u didn't understand my point.. alL i was responding to ur attention for admins to warn others, for protesting "No Donate"
Again, Gameloft owns this server, and so they can moderate it how they see fit.
that means we r puppets
either obey or else stay quite
they made this server for users
😂
if we don't speak then who else would
are they texting like you and me?
No
Interesting concept.
hi 🙂
Hello there @limpid merlin
@rare cave 
Genius.
хЭ
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Ez
it's just a joke, ok?
(can't chat cos i have to wait 1 googol for 1 message. again.)
Here my proof <( ̄︶ ̄)> :
NIVIRO - The Apocalypse (The official sound that represents YeS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBwDonsQzRM My Discord Server https://discord.gg/6z73h72

@faint dragon hi
Hello @tired flicker
@faint dragon a fellow friend's Discord member passed away last night that's why my name has Respect for Evie in it
My condolences...
Due to heart failure
I am incredibly sorry to hear, I don't know what to say...
😶
😐
😶
@faint dragon yeee
Well then...
A9 discord should include a spam channel
Pan Cake would never spam.
@hushed rover no :)
@faint dragon Hi :p
@tired flicker i'll Give you My Respect from the Deepest place on My Heart
Stay Strong 💪
I know Loosing Someone is The Hardest thing on Life
@keen geyser Thanks, I'm actually in recovery.
I'll be on more later this week hopefully.
Kk
н
Indeed @faint dragon
non-players get banned
Hello @cerulean delta👋
It was great, thanks. And u?
Nice
bann hamm
@faint dragon @cerulean delta @faint dragon hi
greet
True @faint dragon
and salutations
yes
Yes?
yes.
EmKay