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Lmaoooo
Hi @faint dragon
area 51~
AREA 69
Has the gov hidden that one to @keen geyser
Argon electron Alpa particle Antimony
???
Argon (AR) Electron (E) Alpha Particle (A) Antimony (51 on the periodic table)
uranium tungsten uranium
UWU Is... ded
uwu
uwu
...
owo
uwo
ewu
ewe
ewe
HA
sbeve
sbren
michael
sbren
jack
son
michael from the office
michael jack's son
pam
Whoa u haz the smarts @cerulean delta
big smarts
kevin
google chrome
4 hour elapasded
incognito
👁
vpn
🇴 🇴 🇴 🇴 🇴 🇦 🇦 🇦 🇦
If you spam UWU..
Iodine
Alpha particle Mass
Lepton Electron Alpha particle Vanadium Indium Gluon
laura is 1km away from u
🈶 🈺 🈚 🈸 ㊙ ㊗ 🈲
Just stop
which means
then leave
Am Leaving
human trafficking
U hurting me head @cerulean delta
rich boy's rich pickup truck
gucci pickup truck deluxe supreme grugatti edition
what a sexy truck
sorry
sry
s
r
y
hehehhehehehe
hhhhhh
h
hopefully i though you a bit of element-ish
though
i hate chem
i have been thoughed
it says though
whomst
now
whomst’d
though
for a test!
whomstdvely
whomst’d’ve
whomst've'ly'yaint'd's'll'am'e'ng'ht'nte
level 1- Easy
how do you say
“Ok” in elemental language?
Uh
ok
orangutan kills
orang klick
Oxygen Potassium
and i oop
poop
poopy
ium
my teacher says and i oop occasionally
phosphorus oxygen oxygen phosphorus
poop
poop
it makes me cringe
hahaha funny poopy
not kek
cringe
kia soul
kill
orang
he’s cute uwu
And i oop and i oop sksksksk
#savetheturtles
#hydroflask
#takeit
utan
tiktok
sksksk
sksksksk
sodium
cool cat
vsco girls make me
Vanadium Oxygen Mass Iodine Tau
saves the kids
what a pretty lady
same
same
AHHH
sam
my lungs are collapsing
sa
sam earrhboudn
may i kiss ur lungs
i like lungs
elilepsic what
that's michael jackson and he's hee-heere to stay
top comment god for discord pls
yes
i love u uwu
hydro
i drink around 200 grams of hydrogen
everyday
100g of water = 11.19g hydrogen
without hydrogen, you will die
I'm sick😑 😑
so thank the universe for 74% of hydrogen
thats right
the universe is composed of 74% hydrogen
You do
H2O- H = 2O
2O = pure oxygen
drink pure oxygen, and my friend, you got your body messed up.
because the only way you can drink oxygen is if the oxygen is -361° F
that is one of the ONLY WAYS to get it in liquid form
except if you add 11.19% Hydrogen to 88.81% oxygen
then, guess what
you made H2O!
Universe = 74% H, 25% He, 1% other
U r still doing it
@cerulean delta Actually............
Earth = 10^50 Atoms
Its ok @cerulean delta
Whats worng with that
H
nothing
gum reveal
COBALT
I love 5 gum
It BBQ sauce
Lol
i love bbq
Me too
Wanna find out?
Yesh
Yeah it was real.
...
Big oof
🤔
Lol
Lol @faint dragon
What?
The cat
if we find the aliens what language will they speak?
When you find out that Aliens is Coming for Big Foot
Humans : [Rage Intensifies]
Alienglish 😂😂😂
Oh yeah 😂😂
Hour 2 past of raid
We found the alien
The great battle of area 51
That alien made of Bronze
3 has just began
Yes xD
** T E R R O R **
that feeling, of something sneaking up behind you, about to hurt you, and you turn around... and there’s nothing there
the area 51 raid has started
OR HAS IT?
Dom dom dom
vSauce Intense music starts playing
🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD
Run
Vsauce intense music starts playing
Why are you running?
or am i?
well
bye im going to go eat dinner
cya
kirb
kirb
kirb
birb
kirb
kirb
k
i
r
b
ki
rb
rb
ki
@faint dragon
Reason: Duplicated text
uwu ur my spirit animal uwu
kirb
K
i
R
Hi @faint dragon
hi @sonic gate
How r u
epic
Kirb
ono
Anyone bring me back an alien space ship so I can put a 4 rotory engien in it
Kirby
So Kirby are you going to Area 51?
No one is
They just though a party
You can go and party with them
Ik
El Paso or Houston?
Kirby let's go
not risking it with the area 51 raid, however, i am down for the area 69 raid
Area 69 doesn't exist
it does
Bye yall
Goodnight
Sleep dreams
Don't let the aliens get you
Kirby show me proof that Area 69 exist
area 69
I am not going to bed @faint dragon
seems kül
Yes that's her
yep
She works for A9
yes, I checked
Ora
yeah actually i’m walking hand on hand with my alien and hugging walt disney’s head in my way out
u guys want anything?
can i have a big mac
sure
but first john wick needs ur help
to save him u have to give me ur credit card number, pin and expiration date
oof caught
what kind of illegal scam trade is going on here?
🤡🤡🤡🤡
add this in next update
Transformers are the best 😂 😂
they r already in the game a9😂
hahahahaha funny
uh oh
poopy 😳
HAHAHAH funny poop
poop funny
woooweeeee 😳 😳
stinky
yeet
cool
@tawdry creek it's official, i have the full chat archive
does that pic have the deepweb filter?
@sharp delta well, yeah it is, Ian Callum, the designer of the original Vanquish reimagined his classic Aston Martin
@median depot very epic
@tawdry creek Damn.. I'd love to see that in A9
Junie you believe in aliens?
I mean realistically if you spin too much in a heavy car, you'll eventually roll over
Try spinning, that’s a good trick
@faint dragon Gameloft isnt going to add a car with 0.976 Gs of handling into a game. The Thrust SSC cant even do a baby curve
How do u expect it to even drift
Thrust SSC drifting will make Cadillac 16 in A8 lose its master boat license
Hello (off topic) people 👋 🙂
@quartz geyser hello
You from India?
😂
😂
That's low
pathetic
@teal cradleok
Now I have to wait another day :(
at least I can kick some Survolts asses
6 upgrades are left for max pro
@slender tulip That's not a whole lot more than I paid for my ex's ring, so not a bad deal!
fortnite what have you done
🤣
ban police
body cit
kit
qit
Lit
what happened to the events for the amg gts ? 😦
yes
did Gameloft cancelled the Tune Up and Show Off TLE's for the AMG GTS? This honestly stinks...
Oeuff
Guess @kindred quail
@kindred quail nah IOS get the Event
@keen geyser i'm in Windows
@kindred quail im ANDROID
my reaction
guess it's end of my road to get the full customization options for the AMG GTS
this looks identically to the delay of the Carribean update for Windows many months ago but this time Android will also will not get the TLEs as well.
(if they don't appear at 3:00 AM in my timezone, i'm not gonna be suprised at all)
Same problem here... No event for AMG GTS
...
Deniss of Mina
i seen no TLE at 3:00 AM...i've got nothing to say about this point...
Let's wait 4 them! Hope they soon will be online.
The Maurice White story is a MUST read for any true fan of the mighty EW&F: http://smarturl.it/MW_MyLifeEWF?IQid=ytd Click to subscribe: http://smarturl.it/S...
I need to talk about senna packs discrimination
celebrate.
well ok, but i'm going to take a nap for a couple of hours. G'night
@kindred quail GN
Its Weekend Dev
21st of September.
So only whales will unlock that super secret car
So if normal players quit this game it will die
*well, that's not gonna happen, cause these newbs coming
haha, funny. Loud = Comedy
wut is this book lol
how is that a bag
🤷
mein- i don't know
@tawdry vigil no
facepalms
This is bad
nah
fricc
My Cars
@tawdry vigil See Name
l o l
What's the real title @rich monolith
@tired flicker
o

It's not available in my country 😢 😢
last night
@warped oak Wow
@tired flicker Me too 😢
@dense dagger where do you live?
MY
MalaYsia
Ohhh
We both rip
Yep
hmm
Malaysia what
the country, truly Asia
what's that
About Malaysia
this and that
what
its in their ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn4Bp22hWxs
Get in touch with us: #MalaysiaTrulyAsia #TourismMalaysia http://www.malaysia.travel https://www.facebook.com/malaysia.travel/ http://www.twitter.com/tourism...
Visit Malaysia Year 2014 #VMY2014 MALAYSIA TRULY ASIA You'll love Malaysia now and forever Different races everywhere The soul of Asia is surely here This be...
here is a song about it
hey junie!
the country with the really tall twin towers
do u know congtv @hollow gull
no and never
don't know but don't care
hes a famous vkogger
and i don't really care
yeah, still stands
wow is that china
Malaysia
why nobody give away free nitro gift 😫
because no
One of the most high revving GT cars of the 1990s
dont show em no more cars...
wht r u blind? want so more SE to get those those cars bp and cry at the end of not having it? 😂
it always turned out like this
They won't add a 1990s car anyway,plus it's a race car so it won't exactly fit in
to extend the game they will add any cars 😂 whenever there will be ntg left
and in game they could manipulate a race car too..
🤖
and then incomes the "stupid" cars
none of em chinese/korean/japanese drivers r available in discord?
yes
whr do they chat?
I'm back
lol
Miss me
no
hmm all dressed up
I've got one for you too @warped oak
loL too many..
😂
😱😱
- Naaruuutooo
- Boooruutooo
cool, i prefer youtube
🤣
Help me
Lol @tired flicker
Rip mr stark
I am confused where did the event go for the custom parts
@safe totem both GT4 and GT4 RS looks the same, except a bigger wing on the GT4 RS
Restarted Desktop
😮
custom parts went back to the garage for the maintenance
boring stuff.. now u gotta race to win those decals+parts
haha, laugh, funny
...
@gleaming socket
Reason: Posted an invite
@gloomy raven same situation
Vers 1.0 is out @faint dragon @tired flicker
Front needs work
But overall pretty good for vers 1
those graphics tho
Wdym?
looks cool dont get me wrong
Hi @fluid mica
Ello @sonic gate
How r u
Ooh nice
Yup
after about 3 hours i finally got it
The Terzo baby!
Nice
Oooo nice
Oh i will @faint dragon
Great
Oh so you are in a monter truck show
No
?
It is called c10 in the park it is a bunch of Chevys in a Park
Ok
Mod admits to having multiple accounts. Breaking GL terms <@&621731528803745792>
Just stop
Seriously who cares
@atomic stirrup Gameloft does
That's why these rules are in place
Don't follow em, you face punishment
🙂 🍿
I have 3 accounts myself... So what? 1- Windows; 2-Android; 3- China version. Perfectly legal ro have multiple accounts.
LISTEN UP EVERYONE.
We need to Flood suggestions with
“Stop the P2W” messages so gameloft can feel very ashamed of themselves. i am working with over 20 people that are helping us #StopTheP2W. JOIN THE SQUAD
loL.. so u too protesting with No Donate...
Yes
i am this close to quitting A9
👇🏻
. _
99.9%
😂 😂
This discord server was a mistake
Aser has quit a9 long ago and now plays a8 most of the time
Gameloft Played themselves
🥁
⌚
Try doing the math. Over 1 million downloads of A9 on the 3 current platforms, only 33k are on this server. Do you honestly think constantly posting comments about boycotting the game is making a difference? But hey.... If it gives you a warm fuzzyfeeling, have at it-- as long as you continue to follow server rules about posts.
Me casually being happy while not playing Gameloft games
Everyone Agree with @stray plinth
I’d like to see how many of the users on this discord have posted anything in the past 2 weeks
I don't see as many people active enough to play the game and/or run an ad on it or pay. So, even if there are 33k on this server, most of the active playerbase is here.
I don’t think so.
A9 is targetting casuals and midcore-casuals
They don’t really tend to visit Discord servers or forums
So you are saying that casuals pay for this game 👀 @zenith moss
They do
mwahahaha
They will not appear here
@cerulean delta don't get warned for spamming
@sonic gate pls don’t do it anymore for today, i dont want the greedy ppl at GL to mute you
Ok @cerulean delta
At least, Sir Gacha is on my side 🙂
I am at the show @faint dragon
Nice
September 21-October 8th 2022
Flood Suggestions with
#NO DONATE #nopay2win #NOGREED
#TheyCan’tStopUsAll
👇🏻 Click this
Mods are deleting the messages
WHY
😡😡😡😤
Lol
we are typing faster than mods are deleting
Mods you suck
#DONATE #pay2win #MoreGREED #0FPS #BanLegitPlayers #FixAntiCheatSystem #GreedLoft #NoProtm
#DONATE #pay2win #MoreGREED #0FPS #BanLegitPlayers #FixAntiCheatSystem #GreedLoft #NoProtm
GL Listen to us!
#DONATE More more pay to win
I said more pay 2 win
Can you hear me
Asphalt Team 😋😋😋😋😋😋
Wow
Yup, wow!!!
just bought an airsoft m4 rifle uwu
cute
No, I don't, but I found that the RS version of the Cayman GT4 RS was seen. You don't need to delete your post, but look for photos of RS (you could take mine) if you post it next time. @hollow gull
@sonic gate thx for the car show posts. I had to miss one today for the 2nd year in a row that i always try to support since a good friend hosts the car show.
ok
😂😂😂😂😂
my new coin jar 👌
Relail
that's very retailable
retail store
retail row
This girl was just trying to relax on her bed when her cat cuddled next to her and bothered her. He kept touching her to her annoyance and even went in for a...
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
no
Yes
stupid way to die
Skittles
I'll give you my eggs
Rip pan cake
You killed pancakes??????
Not me but ethan did😭
@faint dragon @slender tulip
He is in hospital
RIP ahhhh
Pray for him
You poison him????
Can 100% Recovered
Nice cat did your husband gave it to you?
what
You heard me
No u
funny
laughter
Your face is funny
I can see that... 😏
weird flex but ok
ew apple
ew apple
Idk
I ate your apple
Found in on reddit
You are my slave
wut
what
I own you
funny
I'll feed you to my dog
what
Dont what me
Oh, I can what you anytime I want
that ain't no mountain dew, that a coke
Lol
😎 🍿
I don't think I will
I'll make you
It's true that married people do fight all the time
Car + Mountain Dew as its Fuel = 🤔
this is cringe compilation
U Post the Cringe - Nobody
Don't make me get my AK-47
Ooooo
@tawdry creek cringe compilation indeed, brother.
my head is hurting
so as mine
i was charged for murder on this spider
@faint dragon NO
Lord Marquaad
Juses
@faint dragon 🙌 hands up
👌🏻
Don't move stay whenever you are
Ahhh creepy spider
🤣
You are under arrest for commiting a crime
That Spider ain't creepy Spoder man is
By killing a spider

😂 👏
Kill that disgusting spider
I'm calling the cops
🍿 👍🏻
cops when they got a Suspect after 10 years
911 whats your emergency?
run from cops i must
📱...."911 what's your emergency"
@faint dragon 🤣
Arrest Junie and BKnovaplayer
Grim has kill a spider
love you yoda
For tresspassing Area 51
no homo cause that's gay
yes
but i'm gay 😳
no homo
Hold on Im Sending our guy to the Area
Lets get Dem Aliens
Hah The Jokes on you we moved the aliens to AREA 52
no 69
You are really married
🤔
June and dani
i have a boyfriend
I can say whatever I want nobody will stop me 😛
69
@hollow gull so you are homo
Mine is 3000
Johny cage in a Cage 🤔
🤔 🤔
same 🤔
@slender tulip sure
what are you trying to be, eh?
boo hoo, i'm so scared.
Go hide in your closet
H
why should I
funny
sure, am I supposed to be scared now
I think AMG looks better like this than the one we have in A9
3 am? what a joke
calling boss baby at 3am (so scary) (gone wrong) (cops called) (shots fired)
(dead)
Do Asphalt 9 used to have garage like that?
I'm going to drag you to my house
and?
spooky
24hrs and my vette will be a true vette
Imagine Ls swaping a car that already has a ls in it😂 😂
@fluid mica you've made Cross corvette :P
That clown is coming for you
wow im so scared
aaaa
For Junie
thats so scary
not
That clown will haunt your dreams
Hello clown come here let papa Spank u
pennywise more like pennyunwise
@keen geyser indeed i have
Lol
It will go to Junies house
I'd rather watch anime than witnessing this cringe compilation
@faint dragon heyeyey Hippity hoppity lemme Kick that Clown
Dont worry i have the set 😉 @keen geyser
The clown know where Junie lives
@fluid mica what game is that :p
Torque drift
He will eat you
🤔
Lol
Pennywise is going to eat Junie
Is there any R34 there?
ronald mcdonald
Theres the r 35 rn, they will probs add the r34 soon @keen geyser
