#🪄・off-topic
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Don't worry
Are you kidding me right now?
THIS is the response I waited 4 days for?
Restart my phone and check my wifi?
This issue has gone on since I've had the game, you would think I might have turned my phone off a few times already
Reason: Bad word usage
That’s just the general message.
I’m a New Yorker. 
same
well I will take that yankee insult as a compliment then
Im now an honorary new yorker
👍
born in gates 😩
I haven’t been upstate too many times actually, but it was nice when I did go.
Niagara Falls, for one.
Oh.
There’s no snow where you are?
I'm in Arkansas so not really
I am actually having a stroke right now
Oh.
They dont even show how to respond to tickets
Hello @faint dragon
Hello there @quartz geyser 
Btw congrats on mod @quartz geyser
👏
Thanks @teal cradle
List of best to worst GL RNG games:
Asphalt Xtreme
Gods of Rome
Sniper Fury
Asphalt Streetstorm
Modern Combat 5
Asphalt 8
Modern Combat Versus
Dungeon Hunter V
Dragon Mania Legends
Dungeon Hunter Champions
Asphalt 9
Im missing a little few, but these are the ones with respect to RNGs
Reason: Bad word usage
Which Asphalt?
This is the off topic channel.
What’s the most recent nfs game btw?
no
Need for Speed: Heat is coming soon.
I play Rivals and Most wanted 2012
🤦
also
I guess im just playing without enginr sound for the rest of the time i play asphault 9
because gameloft support is useless
do you have any idea how Rivals physics gay are https://streamable.com/e3fuj
the fix to a SOUND issue is to check my intetnet connection
Your eloquent use of the English language, your unique understanding of history or the world in general, whatever brought you here please accept this slow cl...
Lmao @pure yew
@teal cradle This was my very, very first message on Discord in general.
On this server.
guess what gameloft, restarting my phone and reinstalling the game did absolutely nothing
My first I think was pinging Mina
Was the worst mistake too
and now i cant even respond to the support ticket
@faint dragon I wasn't playing asphalt 9 yet at that time
Interesting. 
I've had the game since launch, but I joined Discord at least almost a year after.
That is adorable. 
lol, i thought so too 🙂
Just sitting here watching one wave of rain after another drench the area, first heavy rain, then sun, then rain again, all day long so far
That sounds peaceful actually.
When it rains, I like going outside to just stand there with an umbrella.
@mild quiver that's the kind of videos I watch at 3am
It is kind of peaceful knowing the hurricane is staying out over the ocean and not coming my way
I have a huge covered pool lanai and certainly stand out there sometimes watching the rain
I hate floods tho, which happens in my area on 10 minutes of mild rain
Oh.
Said covered pool lanai 🙂
Yep.
Everybody likes pools
Adorable.
sugar overload lol

Tbh
Rain is a good time to read comics too
The cat looks like it’s blushing.
That adds to the cuteness factor.
I only liked rain because it causes school class suspensions
Just downloading NFS Hot pursuit
Damage from last hurricane to go through my area

nope, just went to home depot got a new post , some concrete and fixed it with the neighbors help
Oh, that's good.
anyways, carry on fellow A9'ers , I am outta here 🙂
Alright.
Have a good day! @mild quiver 
Stay safe.
Next game: nfs Most wan- oops i mean Need For Speed Burnout 2012
Everybody: OMG Bugatti is the greatest, fastest car ever 😀
Me: You do know the car isn't stock right? They stripped it, put in a rollcage to lighten it up, removed the passenger seat, and reworked the rear end to have more downforce. They cheated fam. 🤣
@candid sail Thank God u know
It still took quite a lot of work to do though.
Bugatti never have stock cars
All their cars are just pimped up versions
Still not an official world record
True.
Sadly, they couldn't beat survolts acceleration test
Veyron tried
Blew a few engines, gave up in the end
Then record came down when Survolt was sent back to concept title
😰
OwO
Karma, it's a b...
@mild quiver XD
@faint dragon Download Need For Speed Most Wanted 2012 for Free 100% Real no Fake 1 link MEGA + Crack
uh oh...
That every "Download For Free" Spanish tutorial titles 😂
@mild quiver My cat actually opens the kitchen cupboards sometimes, quite often actually.
One time I found her inside, then she ran out with a utensil in her mouth.
She likes carrying things, especially helium balloons. If she ever sees a helium balloon, she’ll walk away with it in her mouth. 
6 more hours until some fun begins 🙄
Let me know how it goes
I used to live in daytona Beach
@mild quiver
Cool @faint dragon
Is it a cat 4 @mild quiver
isn't it like a cat 2 now?
It's about category 4 now from what I recall.
Unfortunately.
@faint dragon
Nah, its down to a cat 2 now, just 40mph winds and bout 5 inches of rain for us from 11pm tonight to 5pm tomorrow night
@flint lark It didn't let me use Pan Cake, so I had to stick with Pan Bake. 
@rotund cedar What about dogs?
I have 2.
wanna see my submission mtm?
Oh, nice!
Ye, sure. @flint lark
I don't think so.
😂
@mild quiver 👌
Lol @mild quiver
Beautiful.
hope i win
knai
@faint dragon ders no post of winner
😂
@faint dragon Look at the comments on my post.
"Asphalt NO". @flint lark
ders 200 comments
u giving me headache
hahahahahhaha
😂
Mine should be near the top.
when is next new car rolling out?
I was the last person to submit a post.
Maybe this is next A9 car offered?
Now that's clever.
bratty neighbor kid knocked on my door the other day wanting to put his car in my garage to protect it from the hurricane, I never answered the door
so he i see he parked it on his parents back porch and wrapped it in plastic, what a goof
Doom, life is strange, battlefield collection
For games, story, art style and gameplay are priority for me.
I've heard of all those games, some of those were on sale for PS plus.
My collection is way more than that
Same.
I have a few top favorites for PS4, but I have a lot more.
I've seen gameplay, but I haven't purchased those.
Hunter.
I think I left it at the default.
I use nightstalker
Reason: Bad word usage
I forget.
Hm, I'm thinking of playing it now.
I can't remember, I played it a few weeks ago. 
Did you buy the dlcs
Just the game, no DLC's. I watched gameplay for those.
Oh, different game...but have you played The Last of Us?
One of my favorite story games on PS4. 
I'm waiting for last of us 2
Same here.
Same with many other. Games
Hopefully it'll be out next year.
Oh, nice.

😂 😂
Well that's unfortunate.
Sorry to hear. 😕
Oh.
I didn't take iy
I said if he come again and want something i won't give anything to him
My father didn't know how much does it cost
That's why he said give it @faint dragon
😂
Well, it's okay. You can always get another if you can.
Nice. 👍
I told my uncle don't let him use it now
There arw things most learn from them
Or it won't work
Do they know how to use it?
That's good I suppose.
It was gaming headphone
Oh...
It's 120 dollars my bad
With discount
Hyperx cloud flight
Maybe you heard of them
I don't use gaming headphones actually.
I had a gaming headphone i won from tournament
It costed 400 dollars
Then i sold it
I don't remember what was the name
And you bought a cheaper one?
I didn't
...
Game moment.
Back then i didn't have pc and pa4
That explains.
Understandable.
Yep.
When i returned to my country i showed it to my friends they said dude how did you get it
Did you sell it for the full 400 price? I’m guessing not.
More than that5
Oh wow.
Yeah
The tournament was on London
And i figured out if i sell it at my country it will cost mroe
More
I sold it for 550
What tournament?
Dollars
What game?
Oh damn
Rip charger 2014-2019
Cause of death: dog
Why
Cuz dogs like chewing
MY MOM ONLY FED HIM HANDFUL OF FOOD
Reason: Capital letters
Oof
My mom doesn’t feed him a lot
That’s bad
So he starts chewing stuff
Damn
I keep telling her keep feeding the dog
That is my dog he chewed a Electric smoker chord off
She doesn’t listen
On he apple store it’s around 70
Tell her it was your fault you should pay it😂 😂
If your mom actually knew how to take care of a dog it wouldn’t have happened
For me 70 is not that alot but probably for you it's alot
Since i have job and can pay it
I can work with my dad
Sorry to hear that my dude
Nice
So if I work 7 hours I can pay it
That's good to hear
I don’t have the exact price though
I see
Cause there are different charger sizes
Yeah
I wish I could make money by doing chores
Same
Check what
What i should type
How would we know
Ok
Cya
So is it the same
No
Or i was wrong?
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Thx
Np
It's 25 dollars
Which is still cheap
Better than 70
Go to store and see if this one works and ask them
@vague yoke
Just to for my knowing, The switch version of Asphalt 9 is free to play too or paid like normal games?
Free to play, with in-app purchases.
Oh that's a shame
Really
Asphalt ignition was Asphalt 7 paid version for the ps vita
Why not do the same
Oh wait
I was mistaken the name
Having it as a paid game would be good, instead of all the in-app purchases.
@faint dragon yup and all the time you need to wait and watch ads for rewards
Right.
I don't mind microtransactions if it's cosmetic stuff
@faint dragon too bad that mobile gaming is like that
@charred rampart Unfortunately.
Hmmmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔
Interesting.
Hmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
(Can't handle that much 😂🤣)
Fluffy!
Is that still a chicken 😅
@hollow gull the face of devil
Oof topic time
in the face of evil
Well in that case you really only have 3 options
Fm7 fh3 and fh4
Fh3 was good but i heard the pc vers was a little buggy (i think)
hmm, i might try the demo of FH4 first, then i gonna see if my pc can handle it
Thats a good choice @mental harbor
Try that with fm7 too @mental harbor
hmm, ok
i like Gran Turismo
so i might feel good with Simulation Forza
@fluid mica btw, i dont know how Forza Street is...
Reason: advertising links
well, i heard before it was called Miami Street or something
but anyways i might try it too, just to take a look
Idk
😛
oh, i remember a friend gifted me Dirt Rally!
That’s cool
Nani
yeah, i like Rally games, i used to play a lot WRC
@mental harbor watch out, dirt rally is a true sim
I remember a temporary game called Mod Nation: Racers.
Does anyone know what happens when a timer goes over 99hrs?
It shows a 3 digit number?
Just a guess, I have no proof nor did I ever see what happens.
Actually nevermind.
It just shows it in days.
100% sure if anything is above 24 hours it shows it as “# day and # hours”
Until Dawn and Man of Medan.
i see beanos is too powerful
🤔
Onions are disgusting
@bright phoenix i'm greek
also the only thing i find wrong about pakistan is that they don't know what armenia is, they de-recognized that
they're like "No System Of A Down for you!"
@copper tartan Have you ever had the Impossible Whopper? It's without meat.
I've had it before, it actually tastes good.
@spark sail I Know that but idk man we are buddy's that matter not region
did somebody mentioned SOAD 😳
it's got something to do with azerbaijan
@hollow gull yeah
a conflict with azerbaijan and armenia, pakistan sided with azerbaijan
@spark sail don't worry
but as a greek, it's my destiny to support armenians in everything they want
don't even get me started on erdogan, he wants "constantinople" to only be named "istanbul"
@spark sail ok then let's get on other topics
You think i'm not play A8?
@teal frost i don't play A8 anymore only because i lost my account with a MAX+PRO skyline R34 and a supra
@spark sail ur account got hacked?
no
@spark sail u ready for back bumper
hard drive fried
oof
@bright phoenix whatcha mean?
lancer evo back bumper
@teal frost i know the account name but not the email address or password; SciaticBody78
oh yeah i am
@teal frost What percentage do you put the FOV at?
@faint dragon a8 picture?
wait a8 cinematic doesn't have fov.
90%

@quartz geyser damn son now you're mod :0
Hey hi i am new
Reason: Duplicated text
Dont do that
Welcome @faint dragon
If you don't know the rules @faint dragon, you can go to #👋-welcome
😶
🙃
Maybe for the next Asphalt game, if there will be one.
🙂


Yes.
I wonder how Pan Cake's face looks like
@teal frost Curious?
Yes
@teal frost looks like a pan cake probs
@fluid mica bruh
Hmm this pan cake is indeed made out of pan cake
@teal frost Here you go.
Nice joke. 🙃


coby is beautiful
Indeed.
@zenith moon Precisely. 
relatable
Hmmm this chat indeed is made out of chat
Indeed it is.
Hmmm yes, it is made out of chat which is contained in this chat
Which also includes; chat.
confusion noises
Who's that?
my bf lol
oh wow he acts like mine
i feel you
in a good way
yes
Asphalt 9
Minecraft
#Catsphalt9.
OwO
👌
@faint dragon its exhausts are placed weird tho lol
Interesting.
Go to sleep sleep @celest wigeon
No
Probably a troller @faint dragon
im just thinking how many are the server mods?
@faint dragon it’s only 7:40pm-
Lol
@sand nova too many
hmmm...
Ok
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Ok
😂
Nice car
hmm looks like Bugatti wasn't the first, rather the Ford GT
@cerulean delta
😂
😂
normie meme
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racism 😳
😳 😳 😳
I totally forget about that🤦
question mark
Y
arabic male pride (?)
Where is this message @ashen valley?
is that a kid who said that 😳
Top Gear just did a segment on the Zenvo TS1 GT, thing is made in Denmark and broke down like 4 times on the track, finally ending in the car catching fire, lol
@hollow gull lmao
That was the ST1
Hopefully this will shut up Bugatti fanboys about them going faster than that unofficial record
Bugatti may have did 300 mile per hour but it could only do it in one way
Not the other way
So it kinda sucks tbh
Plus it has no practical use
Except maybe drag racing(?)
still not into bugatti 😔
IDK, all I know is it was heavily modified to do it, Agera RS wasn't when it hit 284 mph
Bugatti used a Chiron Sport Prototype (not production), stripped it down, reworked the front and rear end, removed the spoiler, made it longer and lower, removed the passenger seat, changed the exhaust system to the point it doesn't meet emissions requirements, and added a rollcage to the inside.
They. Cheated. Straight up
Or report him to discord itself
😳
👀
That’s adorable.
Hm...I wonder what this is... 
Nice
Wow!
I started rewatching My life as a teenage robot. It’s just how I remember it and still has it’s charm to it. I’ll also watch it in English too, since I only watched it in Hungarian before. It’s a wonderful show, I recommend everyone to give it a try. The jokes are very simple and stupid but they most of the time give you a laugh, or at least a chuckle.
Anyone is excited for Maleficent: Mistress of Evil?
DuckTales + Minecraft
https://www.facebook.com/DisneyGames/videos/1331545900336410/
Lol
I haven’t seen the new Lion King yet, but it looks good.
It's a good movie, though.
Have watched it with my younger brother.
Not bad the movie.
Disney's The Lion King is playing in theatres now. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/LnKngTix The Lion King soundtrack is available here: https://disneymu...
Can’t wait to see it! 
The animation is just beautiful.
I haven’t seen it, but considering that Scar’s song isn’t actually a song, more like a monologue, I wouldn’t really watch it.
It’s just a worse movie, but with upped visuals.
I love the DuckTales theme song, which shouldn't surprise anyone who knows me at all. One day, while heavily under the effects of sleep deprivation, some par...
@faint dragon Fuse together like Dragon Ball Z
I want a dog like that. 
I’m going to eat everyone’s tacos
Ууууу ну это бан
Кто кота потерял?
It's Smoothie the cat. 
@umbral pewter Извини, друг, но тебе нужно говорить по-английски. это правило здесь. извиняюсь
Wait is English necessary for offtopic chat @stray plinth
if it's not, so people can speak non English here too?
@umbral pewter Уч. Извини друг. Используете ли вы мобильный телефон, чтобы общаться на раздоре. Если вы это сделаете, на клавиатуре Android должна быть кнопка перевода
Ramses doesn't speak English sadly
the entire server is English only. All channels must follow the rules.
Oof
That is a cute cat @faint dragon
@candid sail I hype , with Terry Bogard too
also i wanna get that Banjo-Kazooie Yeet
still no sign of A9 on this direct though
Waiting for Banjo-Kazooie to release now, my most wanted character ever, just hours away 😤
And yeah, no release date for A9 yet
I just got a Thunderstorm and hailstorm warning on TV
Its over 110 degrees here
???
ugly
patrick

bread
@faint dragon Translate
braui
I just translate with Google keyboard feature
@faint dragon that's how i keep up
android
Microsoft doesnt have in-built translating keyboards
SAKURAI YOU MAD MAN!!! 🤯
sans deserves to die
cursed photo
r/cursedimages
no
nonono
delet
delet now
sans will not be in fortnite
no
sans is already bad
this is worse
aaaa
Its a Toyota lul
ft86
ft
yes
;whois @rotund cedar
@teal cradle Makes sense.
Welcome to my updated guide on how YOU can GO FAST in Asphalt 9! I go over the different nitro types, ramps, how to take turns, advanced techniques, and more...
you can't have food
@faint dragon go check your fridge at home then😂🤣
@hollow gull then how are you still alive🤔🤔?
i am a god
a cat.
Oh,
It was this🤣😂🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/TvhHCS_9l-Y
Links To Sources: Cat: https://www.instagram.com/mrmagoothecat/?hl=en Crash Test: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMFbMV5QNzk Wiggle Dog: https://www.youtube...
What now?
@strong path how is Python compared to HTML or C++?
. Y .
Bruh Html is a easy but a good foundation of getting left behind by Javascript xD
Or is it?
@strong path I've built websites in HTML. Built my own online estores when I had my own business. HTML is really simple. If anyone can type a sentence, they can learn MTML
Good point though
if anyone can walk, anyone can run
if anyone can stand up, anyone can sit down
and lastly... Most importantly... if anyone can write a sentence, THEY CAN WRITE AN ESSAY
Mistress of Alll Evil
Are ready to take-over the kingdom.
@faint dragon That cat is adorable. 
@dense dagger OK
chinese god
@keen geyser NP
asian bad
chinese is china
No u
China is a country in the continent, Asia. Just to clear up the confusion. 👍
Kk
merica's in merica
America, one of the three countries of North America (continent).
Yee
malaysian bad
@hollow gull There's good and bad everywhere, no matter where you go.
exactly
Gorgeous. 
Not as gorgeous.
But this is:
are you saying that beanos isnt gorgeous
Coby is.
true
I’m predicting a 30% loss of player bace for A9 on IOS/Android when Mario Kart tour comes out
Just wanted to say that
Really??
Less players, less hackers.
Oh yeah, then it’s going to be Nintendo’s problem now lol
Purple beenos
Wait where is his legs and arms
But where they come from when he grow up
they dont come out at all
thanos bean doesnt need arms or legs
thanos bean is already god
waluigi is better god
thanos bean is the god above gods
waluigi is the ultimate god
Oh god
thanos bean has ascended
ok so basically im monky
le monke
le m o n k e
@faint dragon
@fluid mica has summoned Pan Cake.

commited a felonie i have
I see.
oh no don't call the cops on an old jedi i am
Oh, check the #476688306659262485 channel.
ok
hey pan cake friend me
christ stop with the epileptic gifs
@everyone who listens to linkin park?
i have epilepsy.
rip
exactly
so nobody listens to linkin park thats sad
oh
i'm into rock
@faint dragon I listen to some of their songs. In fact I listen to many different genres from country- classical- contemporary-jazz- classic rock-top 40.... Everything from Abba to ZZ Top.
I like edm
@Army Cop ever heard of five finger death punch?
Coby is better.
In my opinion, at least.
coby?
coby bryant
😂
Coby the cat.
ah i dont watch cartoon
It's not a cartoon, it's a real cat. 
Turkey recently celebrated their Teknofest Istanbul Aerospace and Technology Festival. The drag race event was part of the Teknofest Istanbul. Organised by t...
I think this bike can challenge Bugatti
400 km/h in 26 second
Production Bike World Record - 0-400 km/h in 26 sec Kenan Sofuoglu / Osman Gazi Bridge -TURKEY 30.06.2016 Kawasaki Ninja H2R

😂 bored?
Not really.
i think ur lonely
I still have artwork to complete, along with other real life work.
😂
I’m getting through it all, gradually...
How about you?
lonely 😳
Wow
🤔
iam in class

