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lol wht did they do
xmod and botting
2nd banned was permanent
hmm
Oof.
luck -10
Pikachu is adorable
Definitely. 
Yes.
😍

@paper brook 
@warped oak How do you get everyone's avatar?
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🤔
Took me a while after watching youtube ☺
🤓
No reason? 
wan to be only one mysterious guy in discord 😂
I suppose.
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ok 👍
Pene
Yes.
LOL
That's literally 1200 tokens worth of coins, and that's if you have literally perfect luck on 30 packs
Fun game
Approximately in the 100's if your goal is to get the Jesko.
At this point in the event.
This is the literal end of the event unless you pay money
I can finish the top mission, just need to get more credits
But that bottom mission is actually impossible without paying real money
Around 50 bucks to be exact
I'm not spending triple a title game cost for 1 car in a free game that isn't as good as the game before it
#Speedtrick #Asphalt9 Dont mind the lap im doing, its just a test lap.
Noted
Ill practice that
👍
https://youtu.be/seO_8Vv0QAU for these who have problems at the Vencer car hunt required times
Hi @faint dragon
Hello there @sonic gate
Oh.
Yep
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Hello everybody
Hi @quartz geyser
Iam great, thanks

Hello @faint dragon
Not much happened today.
Why is it banned in Europe?
@faint dragon this is why
Oh. 
Emissions regulations there is stricter than that of California's. and I thought no one was as strict as California's...
Well let's not forget the sound test done to cars in California @stray plinth
@tired flicker I hate that state with a passion.
Hi @stray plinth
hello
@stray plinth You don’t like California?
Nope.
New wallpaper special thanks to @faint dragon
i hate LA in cali
Interesting.
@green hamlet nice
👍
People
People
Everybody People
Everybody making a sound
Interesting...
sometimes it cant drive
I see. 
Should i do something to my Viper
Hm, you could try putting on different things to make it like a candy car. 
Similar to how the cars are in the movie ‘Wreck it Ralph’.
im trying to put air freshener
Maybe inspired by a type of dessert, like these.

What application is that?
Oh.
Hi everyone
Hello again @sonic gate
Candy car🍭 🍬
Like the spoiler @green hamlet
Getting there. 
Ty?
What happen if you call a girl flat?
@pure yew Some users have unlocked the Jesko, mainly with money. But very few of them.
On the surface it doesn't look hard to get
It's only half the event
But the paywall right before you earn it is real
The poll only wat I could see someone playing the whole thing without paying is if they already had all the cars required and saved all the syndicate coins for the paywalls
But you would need to know about that before hand
It's all really scummy
I bet if they just had an event ticket that cost like 10 bucks that was required to play but let them play the event without other paywalls that people would finish it more and they would still get just as much money
That's how a lot of games do it and that works just fine
That's how riot games has got 3k out of me over the years is by smart decisions like that
Make the paywalls worth something, not just to unlock 1 car for 50 bucks or more
This game makes me more and more disappointed the more I play it. I wish asphault 8 was still up
😕
I would honestly think this could be a triple a title game if they removed the gas system and refined the controls a bit
And removed card packs for the regular coin system
There’s a lot of things that can be tailored for players that don’t pay, yes.
But even if they made a pass that cost like 40 bucks that just removed gas would easily make this game insanely good
Its frustrating because all the assets for a good game are here but they are making bad decisions
Just change all the micro transactions to really good cars, and skins for vehicles
But not for core gameplay
But you cant just say that, just accepting it doesn't make it better
@green hamlet ???
Discussing it, making suggestions and holding the dev team accountable. THATS what makes a game good
@pure yew The developers aren’t checking right now, they’re not in the office.
I see suggestions, but this community avoids solid discussions and just accepts dev choices
Unfortunately, we can’t do much about it. It’s their game, they decide what they want to do with it. 
All we can do as players is request.
hey bro
This game just needs a more active dev team
Honestly
Like if they just had like 3 people who talk to the community
What kind of ? Was that @still orbit
Nvm
And you ever look through the suggestions and notice a good majority of them are already in asphault 8
They just downgraded their game and not listening to the community
@fluid mica Oh, I didn’t know you used tilt. 
Yea
I tried tilt, but I can’t. I was better with tilt in A8.
I just use tap to steer, that’s what I’m comfortable with using.
I see.
Nice not bad for a low rank
Try the Targa.
I see
Hey people 👋 do u know is there any way to download chat history on discord?
Like exporting dm
Hello @faint dragon
I don’t think you can export/download chat history, but you can view it.
Well im closing discord but wanna keep few dm how am i gonna do that
Its like since January
My close friends
@faint dragon You’d need to find a different app to keep in contact with them if you’re leaving Discord. I don’t think there’s a way to transport DM’s unfortunately.
panckase @faint dragon
help
@faint dragon Sure, what can I help you with? 
i never posted offensive stuff in aussies server dont accuse me of doing something dat didnt happen ok
Oh, okay.
I don’t accuse anyone, no worries.
ok
@faint dragon it was me annoying assuie by asking for mod lol im funny laugh now
Alright.
this video has to do with my latest suggestion in the suggestion channel but i didnt want to post it there
Oh.
trust me, its not bad
@faint dragon that doesnt mean it cant strive to be good, asphault 8 was way better and already had a similar system minus the card packs
idk
saying its a mobile game isnt constructive
mobile game = money succ
if you read what i posted it wouldnt change the cash flow, only the player experience
i wont read it! 0_0
then dont input on it
ok
@faint dragon I mean ty for the wallpaper
Oh.
I am not trying to accuse u i am trying to let u know about stuff for the future @faint dragon
But who has accused u and of what
@tired flicker that game is big suck
The events are trash
Getting those stupid parts are such a pain 😒
Night yall
Goodnight @sonic gate
Don't forget to turn the lights out. 
C:
@fluid mica The graphics seem a lot smoother using tilt, rather than tap. 
@faint dragon How is the translation different?
2019 Oaken Etna EV-S Sport
I miss my childhood playing this game 😢
We'll be right back...
D E A D @fluid mica
Fun glitch
Hm...
Good to know that those rocks cant hurt me
@faint dragon What does that word actually mean?
This is just wrong
cute
urus + mustang
Oh.
@green hamlet = urustang
xd
Theres worse things @tired flicker
Hate to say it
But it looks like mazda cx-5 + mustang
RR Phantom 2018
Very cool
since i made my friend a 2015 one
Nice.
he was begging for a 2018 phantom
600lt Invasion
Hm...
Yes
Some more news for everyone
@zenith moon That's a nice short video. 
Pancakes
Just another quick sketch on a note-taking app. Inspired by another Editor's Choice game. 
Any guesses?
Idk
It's an Editor's Choice game on the App Store.
Coming soon to Google Play Store.
Here's a better hint: It's by the same developers of the games 'Journey' and 'Flower', both awarded games.
So they've added the Infiniti Project Black S into A8 and it looks stunning
Interesting.
@tired flicker The game is called 'Sky: Children of Light'. That was why I drew it. 
Inspired, I should say.
Idk but maybe yesterday?
Oh.
This was in NFS No Limits
I’ve lost a lot of interest in Asphalt 9, and I’m now into Rocket League
Yeah
@rich monolith bro for you link nice music radios) - http://www.radiorecord.ru/player/
b r u h
for me nice - "Pirate Station" "Neurofunk" etc))
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everywhere I go...
I see this..
And then Locked Jesko
👀
dadambum dash 🥁
Oof
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Bear in mind he doesn't quite get it as fast as it can get going
Cool
But considering it almost hit 200mph with very little distance needed
S9+ owners
Has any of u experience this
This isnt just a typical blue filter issue btw
@limpid merlin i still don't think it can go past 250mph tbh
Even 250mph would be a feat
I see myself unlocking the Jesko in my dreams
😂👍 @faint dragon
its a wild super sonic SG
.....
Lol
Lol
Lol
Everywhere i go ... 😂
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@green hamlet
?
link me ur game
k
hm how did u get ban
i wont mention
since it will trigger someone
@green hamlet this does not look like a racing game
uh im playing that
i said ur game
k
do i need admin in order to spawn cars
yup
What did I miss
nothing
Doesn’t look like nothing
k
@green hamlet can u give me car list
what kind of
all
all my car?
yes
there will be too much in my inventory, so i will take the screenshot in my favorites
ok
did u actually make these or theyr free models
edit free models
nice
and my friend too
its ok
kk
@old totem do u want traps added to the game
🤔 there are already traps added in the game
no like actual traps
The Ford GT
lol
these pack wont give me the god dam amg gt s blueprint
Trap
👋
It's a trap!
Bruv my guy needs to chill
Lol @mild quiver
@paper brook can u giv me tips
I wonder where the cat went... 
Pretty good
and you
Going well, I've got more artwork to complete as usual. 👍
@faint dragon Hello
Hello @rich monolith
Good good
This is still a 100/10 rated drawing.
100/10? @faint dragon


lol.
@faint dragon
help
@faint dragon
@faint dragon
HELP
i need a real life tip
@faint dragon I'm here.
tthis guy
died
Um, I'm sorry to hear about that. 
where can i bury him
leave it alone or burn it?
...
i mean
its no longer useful
i cant eat a dead animal
Bro just how did he die
Whatever makes you feel better. @faint dragon
Ello @sonic gate
I love that cat @faint dragon
What a perfect image @faint dragon
👏 👏 👏
He looks soo relaxed
Bubbles
omg u said BOOBe
Don’t highlight the letters
XdXdxDxDdXDddd
Cute cat @still orbit
There happy now @faint dragon
wot
Its bubbles
I just took that from Daly dost of internet
Cute.
Curated images
@faint dragon hey whats up
What kind of tips 😂
Thats just not right @still orbit
The reddit is actually called hmmmmm......
Oh....
...
Oh no @faint dragon

Much better.
Yep
I like that @sonic gate
It is a funny cute cat
Put that in a9 for me
Speaking of which did u win @faint dragon
Took a random image from a game with some weird lightning and edited it to look better
And anoherone
@sonic gate The results come in on Monday.
Ok
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Watched that
Since this is off topic
🤔
I’m a hero and I got a totem of undying from it aswell
It started off with this lol
Great.
ur tasty 
...
creeper
Aw Woman
hmmm....ya make sence
Wow
TDF is garbage
All i see is someone who dosnt know how to drive tdf
no u @fluid mica
Ok...
wow, fedex golf championship suspended after 6 spectators struck by lighting
Dang
What the fricc
Those doods need to playthe lotto @mild quiver
of the six people struck, two had to be revived but all will survive, tourney officials under fire for not clearing course properly
Oof
@pulsar nebula Innovative.
That sucks @mild quiver
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This is a dead chat
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😩 😡 😧
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Emoji Spam lol
Reason: Duplicated text
Reason: Duplicated text
Oof
Cats do that all the time.
Pasta machine?
I prefer implosions over explosions, lol
Nice @mild quiver
I am BACK
hi
Hello there. 
Im back
Interesting.
😂 😂 @faint dragon
😂 😂
What's funny?
ahhh
i dont knw
😂 😂
Um, okay.

Well, as long as you're in a good mood. 👍
Ew
Mega ew
Why...

Is my phone broken or something
Half the times I try to use Touch I.D it doesnt work
.-.
@copper tartan Which iPhone is it?
Cursed image
XD
:|
😂
hope Yae curses his Gacha drop rates
Yae can make it worse
relatable
lul
@jovial peak 👌
There was a redeem code actually
Long, long time ago...
Well there was a black shark 2 promotion event
No good
If you subscribe to their email feed
They send you a code full with rewards.
Unfortunately this promotion didn't last long
Hm
And yeah there's no code anymoar
Wut
Maybe in the future
But not now
And seems like
You're an iOS player
That code was only available for android users
Well obviously black shark 2 was android-based

@hollow gull 😔
😶
ugly
I found the Lancer at the store.
I see those rarely
I saw 4 different colored Vulcans once.
If im right i think i have some Lotus evora car out of my huge hotwheels collection
I need to fully upgrade this car to beat the Tier 2 boss
😂 why lol
Hm...
Got em
I've always seen it on the Play Store and the App Store, but I've never tried it.
@faint dragon Oh, wow! 
Real drag races are better.
@copper tartan the 918 In CSR can go 700 km/ h lol
Csr 2 in a tier 5 car: race ends in few seconds
@faint dragon exactly
@faint dragon @faint dragon
Seems interesting. 🤔
See what is that madness
But what are the controls?
Acceleration?
Just shifting
^^^
Press the + paddle in the green area
@tired flicker Unreal...lol
Asphalt 8
Graphics are top-notch
But its a drag racer
Different, but also interesting. 
Asphalt Streetstorm 🤔
That game is dead lul
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
🙄
Also the uh boxes or containers that u get threre can be either scam or legit worth it
Veloster
Dont the upgrades in csr like require parts?
yeah
@copper tartan they do
It’s annoying tho
And uh i know some specific cars can beat all the boss cars of their specific tier
Such as the tier 1 Golf
@faint dragon i used the Golf to get the Tier 1 boss' car
Also some cars dont sound right i have noticed
The Agera RS doesnt have that V8 sound its different
Hi
Hi
Want to see a quick meme
No
@faint dragon sounds V12-ish
@faint dragon although the fact it has 2 gears instead of 1
It shifts twice in some tunes, which is strange
Whats going on with devs mind to think regera has 2 gears
@faint dragon remember in A9 the Regera shifts lol
It just has long gear ratios that's all @faint dragon
@faint dragon in A8 they set the Regera's sound perfectly
Thats actually true
1 gear
And the nitro comes from the middle lmao
When it was supposed to come from both sides
Its the same mistake they have done in both games
In A9 that is fixed but not yet in A8 if i remember right
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This should be on r/midlyinfuriating lol
bruh moment
- Face
Pan Cake hasn't watched any Pro-Racer videos. Only 1 or 2 when they were needed. 
Feuerrm explained how the Jesko event was pay to win
They've actually mentioned that a day ago I think. Surprisingly.
@fresh tide your barrel was too high. It needs to be at the lowest point on the right side. It helps get yellow bottle and helps with slight right on that hill for a potential speed boost.
But be careful bc you can wreck on the ice easier with 30 FPS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XI7830akk&t=990s ideally like this start but I was being dumb and used perfect nitro. If you take a slight right after the bump the speed boost is bigger but again it’s easier to wreck. Also the bump in the cave often sends me flying right in speed cars so I avoid it.
You know the deal. Some races where I wasn’t too much a noob from yesterday. I played around with close cam for a big. I used to use that when I was like 90%...
b r u h moment
#asphalt 9 #gameloft #andriod #racing #efectum #efectumapp
bruh
What you think
I mean uh
Theres a faster route in that track that could get you under 42 or maybe 41 seconds
I don't care about that I just showed and I edited my video with a song
I put intail d dogfight
The edit is good apart of simple as i did aswell
Just adding songs for more excited video
By a app u can see in video
I mean name
No I kinda speed up it because it not fun in slow video
oh
I usually do cuts which could be have a good use,to these
But its also true speeding up is needed
I didn't speed up to much
That's why I careful with that it ruin my video
If I do that
@faint dragon u like my video
@ashen valley yeah I have wrecked often times.. and I'll take the bump after to the right for air speed ..
Thx for helping 👌
Ima get into my laptop and get the last 12 vencer bps
@bright phoenix I haven't seen it yet.
See u get hype






@rich monolith It requires payment.
okay 😅
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hello why I can't join multyplayer it says age restriction and I wanted to change my name how to resolve this problem?
I tried to modify my age at microsoft logged in and out on xbox and still nothing
I also modified in xbox to be able to join clubs or something and still i can't..
@thorny loom ShotsFired😂 😂 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xSTqalaA0&feature=youtu.be Beat 38 seconds. Me:
Rins new moto GP king
Like a boss moment
Guys how to download Asphalt 9 China on iOS?
@inland cipher change ur location to “China Mainland” and its there
In App Store?
Yes
.
We WIN
k buddy
U Jelly
I dont watch sports lul
Y
K
COWBOYS
Why can't y'all that say you need to change your location, not just use the direct link to aligames (who runs the A9 version in China) & download it directly from the link Mina posted in #📰・game-news ? Does that link not work for iOS users?
Thats cool 👌
👍
.
whats up guys
@faint dragon Please don't post controversial messages/images. 
Um...
No.
Alright, just disregard it.
Hi @faint dragon
Hello @sonic gate
R u interested in football @faint dragon
Which kind?
When you’re using the Grandsport and facing a jesko on Himalayas @old totem
NFL
Nani
do u like the Cowboys
Oh, I don't watch it. I just play. 
I don't watch many sports, I mainly just play them. 
Ok
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Because everyone needs really stupid Asphalt physics in their life and a flying Lotus Elise.
very interesting analysis

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lol
show me ur troops 😄 @faint dragon
😄 com'n
what was ur th lvl when u left?
there has been so much more changed in the game
Hm...
if pan cake becomes moderator, wont let us do anything 
hm
@warped oak If I were, I wouldn’t really issue many warnings/mutes/bans. I’d mainly just delete anything the violates the rules and warn for whatever is necessary.
aha 4bp to 4star
☺ yeah.. have to max it loL
👌
Thanks
What’s the highest rank you can have the vencer
Damn
With epics you can gave 3400 rank
I have started hating win players 😄
windows players?
yep windows a9 racer
bruh
cz of the push side by side..only they can make it
thats the red connection users
I play on phone and windows and phone is way easier to get a better rank but pc is easier to control
Some windows players dont push like that smh
😄 lol
I have red connection but my turning isnt like these freaking pushers
same
Talking about red connection users
Theres one specific type that always looks like he crashed into something and then somehow he comes back
lol
Yeah that’s happened to me loads they wreck but they don’t it was just lag
and they push me to wreck.. i mean com'n hows that thing they r doing.. and they never wrecks
that side pushing is damn irritating
Also ive had a weird issue in mp
So i was crashing into many people by accident right
Well
I get knocked down when people spin around in a circle on the floor that’s so stupid
Yeah people think you mean to hit them
yeah asphalt is bad now 😄 come join to coc again
Well i usually dont push anyone in mp
Someone 360’ed before
I just try to pass them clean and NO THEY WRECK ME INTO a freaking wall and got last place
And I pushed them off a cliff, and he went from 1st > 6th
😄
Us midwest? @copper tartan
Also this AI in asphalt 9 is weird
How the hell a cien concept pass my scg while drifting
Bc
A.I 😛
That is scary @fluid mica
yeah computer is smart now 😄 push me down to wreck or down from hill
They are fuled by unnecessary anger @faint dragon
Oh no
Oh also they push you into the longer routes
I feel like im playing burnout half the time
