#🪄・off-topic
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Have you ever heard of dr seuss @cerulean delta?
Hm...
maybe a bit strange, but not creepy....
I used to read Dr.Suess books years ago.
Not thing1 and thing 2
what about now
Looks like a 5 year old got hold of a marker
😂 😂
Hm...
Wait
I don’t know
I Am Pan Cake.
1
Every time @faint dragon goes 'hm', this image pops into my head.
@stray plinth No.
n0t again @cerulean delta
@cerulean delta I didn't know you were from the Bronx.....
@fluid mica did you say again?
@copper tartan That’s cute.
I will get the president to fire you @cerulean delta
@stray plinth That is just, very...messed up.
@faint dragon Outside of Walmart's, some of the weirdest looking people I've seen were in the Bronx.
Next was Los Angeles....
@stray plinth There are people of every type, everywhere. NYC may be in five boroughs, but that doesn’t mean one group of people are ‘nicer-looking’.
I don't look for nice-- they are everywhere. I look for the weird they can be harder to find.
Hm...
Am i was did eat lunch?
?
@cerulean delta No, I didn’t have lunch.
am did when how?
That form of mockery is not respectful.
okay sorry
Hm...
Peace
Hm
I don't know where this fad started back in the early 90's in North Carolina, but teens at the mall had their pants on inside out. to get money to pay for something, they had to reach inside their pants to get to the pockets.
🤔
Goodbye for now @fluid mica
@cerulean delta Not even if he was in reverse.....
@stray plinth yes no
¿
what did that cat eat?
My favorite cat of all time
Grumpy Cat shall be remembered.
Welcome back @fluid mica
When you brakes decide to take a vacation...
Yes.
Triple-post.
Oh yea
i’m 67 position now
U right
you better run @stray plinth
I think he span and ended up in a ditch somewhere @cerulean delta
LOL 😂
Well then we need to help them.
I think he crashed his bumper car into an abandoned bouncy castle and he has to pay for finance
I'm running as fast as I can....
hmm
Indeed.
okay
No.
which is creepier
Don’t.
okay
n0
yes
Delete that off ure phone
Hm...
I'll get the president to fire you
I need to get my friend Waffle here.
I see.
My cat drooled on my face.
I still dont understand y thats creepy
he’s the best cat artist
And kept doing it.
i don’t know
Me cheating...
lol
-_-
Okay.
Xd
your car breaks down and never starts again 😈
no
Yes.
Hm...
first ever automobile
Me cheating to catch up to @stray plinth
I see.
time travel
me in my mercedes benz W125 Rekordwagen Going 276.9 MPH
that was the top speed on this thing
achieved in 1938
@stray plinth - Jackson Storm
@cerulean delta - Lightning McQueen
@fluid mica - Cruz Ramirez
That’s the story.
K
@cerulean delta when he tries to turn in the Mercedes
Yes.
n0
Ok
@cerulean delta is practicing the alphabet for Kindergarten homework.
Indeed.
xD
Make sure you study hard! 
halfway to level 30
and 1k more XP to rank 66
Noice
i will be back soon
OK 👌
The gap is closing
I just made a similar one.
One moment...
That is when ford famously had a 1 2 3 finish at le mans
In 1966
That is why the newer ford gt race cars numbers are 66 and 67
Oh, that’s interesting.
(They also won on 1967 but it wasnt as spectacular)
After years of hard work Finally ford had shown ferrari whos boss
“Ford: All American-Made.”
Yes @stray plinth
Sup cube
@stray plinth @fluid mica @cerulean delta
Back
Welcome back @crisp garden
Also i gained so much today
No comment.
I’m kidding
No hard feelings XD

😁 👌

Hm...
Tired.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
@faint dragon what is ur reputation rn
Hes rank 9 out of all the server
In A9
Ohhhh
Lol
@crisp garden Top 9/19,994 members.
Hi
Ello @sonic gate
Cool
Hello @sonic gate
Hey @sonic gate
I saw the Lights Out movie a few nights ago.
Lol
@sonic gate That’s funny. 
Thare is a lights out movie
Oh my lol
Oh
@crisp garden I don’t play Asphalt 9 too much.
O
I used to at soft launch.
K nvm then
When it came out, I played non-stop.
What’s tomorrow
👆 Read my name
Lol
@fluid mica r u in a club
Yes
Is it full
@stray plinth @fluid mica @cerulean delta Revised.
@crisp garden They’re on Android, the game isn’t cross-platform unfortunately.
@fluid mica They’re iOS.
Dam
Then nvm
I’m sure you can find good clubs. 
I rly can’t
Fbi is a girl
There are plenty out there youll find one
I’m in one and we only have 50k reputation
@crisp garden Just contact some club leaders in #🍏・ios-clubs through Direct Message.
K I’ll try

K bye @fluid mica
Lol.
Waffle.
Syrup.
Butter.
Strawberry.
Raspberry.
Blueberry.
BlackBerry.
Gooseberry.
Lingonberry.
Pineapple.
Caramel.
Watermelon.
Cherry.
Banana.
Apple.
Grape.
Raisin.
Cream Puff.
Eclair.
Dark Chocolate.
Milk Chocolate.
White Chocolate.
Now I’m hungry

@zenith moon It looks like a mischievous little kitty! 
very memable
And adorable.
Mantarays
Passenger Pigeon
Vulture.. Vulcan Ultimate Thinking Emoji
Vulture Vulcan
yes
the The Cat and the Gat
@cerulean delta n0
Cow @cerulean delta
Here is a great video by my club mate for 1* TD with Targa to get Aperta BP
a9 ads 😂
yes
@faint dragon Those ads become irritating after a certain point...
i lyk it
😂 😂
You like those ads?
i lyk dinner. wat did u think
😂 😂
Hm...
Okay.
Reasonable.
😂
Interesting.
very
Is that Snapchat?
yes
Oh, looks familiar.
snapchat is very weird, in my opinion
I agree.
@copper tartan - I believe we cant post links there. But I will inform the link is in offtopic..
No comment...
Here is a great video by my club mate for 1* TD with Targa to get Aperta BP
@keen geyser Precisely.
Where's the Damn Train
CJ : ...
I’ll take a number 9...
Number 9 Laarge

Hmm @stray plinth seems your having to hide that im closing the gap
I can still read the amount of xp tho
Indeed.
G Force takes the lead. Oh, wait. What’s that? Cube is catching up! The ultimate showdown, it’s amazing! Who will win? Let’s see. Cube slowly catching up, but G Force still has a great lead. Oh, wait. Let’s see now...Cube is right next to G Force! It’s a tie game folks. Who shall cross the finish line first?...
Better do something quick G force bc im slipstreaming off you and im about ready to slingshot past
Nyoooooooooom

I gotta say this is fun
And entertaining
🍿
@cerulean delta
Get over here
We abt to make history
Comon u gotta catch up
Ok
YEYEY
Lol
and
Cars?
Wow my name is a mouthful 😅
but this car called the twin mill does
Yep
very ugly
yes 1
Or 3?
i think
Lol
XD - Died while laughing
Xd - died
Oof
O U F
Le ouef
Behold
Wheres my baguette
They are very good
tried it today and almost threw up
Y lemon
idk
Yuck
i was a bit sick
and i wanted my vitamin C
in my tea
XD
but when i poured the milk
it tastes like puke
milk + lemon = don’t try
I know that iced tea and sweet tea w a dash of lemon juice are good
But in hot tea w milk
Y
U
C
science jokes are one day going to be the only jokes left
Lol
and now that’s a fact xD
How was you guy day???????
Good
Good
Im tired now
gonna stay up until about 6 AM today
and lack in potassium when i wake up
so ima grab a potato
And then you gonna slep until 6 pm
and eat it raw
Lel
for breakfast 🥞
Cursed img:))
Cre:FB
Eww @cerulean delta
it tastes like sugar :))
yes
maybe i shouldn’t have spiten it out
Idk how to respond to that honestly
and maybe that lady shouldn’t have stepped on it
But either way its tricky w a controller
okay
It really plays best w a wheel
Well i have a wheel actually
R3ally?
yes
I have a g920
oh nice!
Its lasted for 2+ years
i’m going to dinner today
red lobster
Not a good edit, but an idea of how I treat cars in GTA
if you know where that is
Ao do u have a logi or thrustmaster @cerulean delta
@stray plinth 👌
@fluid mica logi
So we pretty much have the same wheel lol
yes
I was wanting to get a PIT & finally got it at the very end on the Cheetah.
Yea i noticed xd
Pit maneuvers in racing games are fun
As long as u arent on the receiving end
Nice
Xbox 360 controller is still one of the best
Also @cerulean delta do u have the h pattern shifter w that logi?
If not get it
It makes driving more fun
@fluid mica I get random disconnects with it though. It will work fine up until race starts & then I have no controls & have to quickly unplug it & plug it back in before I lose too many positions or get KD'd
At least on TD, the car will still keep moving until I get controls to function again.
True
No fun in A8 though when the game pad goes dead on me.
True
@fluid mica no
The lack of auto accelerate makes you a literal sitting duck
but i have a toilet
i drink from it
No comment
water is tasty
Yea but one cool thing abt assetto is if you do have the shifter you can only use the apropriate shift type (if the car irl has a h pattern u use that, if it has paddles u use that)
Its a cool feature
Imo
If he's going to get a wheel & shifter, he needs to just go out and get a full simulator. I'd love to get to Charlotte & sit in the NASCAR simulator & see how bad I crash doing 180 around the track there.
@stray plinth do you like drinking toilet water like me?
No. I was Army, not Marines.
The last time i went around a oval in my wheel a ai car bumped me while going 200 mph in a indy car and i clipped the banking and flipped
@stray plinth that’s a bummer
It was not exactly fun per say
i wish someone would be similar to me 😦
Again @cerulean deltano comment
A full sim is expensive tho, a logitech setup is about 200 (new) +60 if u want the shifter
in my opinion
I Will never let CJ follow the Damn train
the best simulation game on mobile is Driving school 2017 my opinion
Lol @keen geyser
Lol
Repost
and you should try driving school 2017 @fluid mica
I have
IQ999
🍿
🍿
Dx
yUm
@cerulean delta XD
Lol
Repost cuz none See it when i post it
Or.... just use the buffmeup cheat & skip the gym
warn @fluid mica English only!!
Exde
Oof lol @stray plinth
Le Oeuf 👌
I would not want to be directly behind the exhausts on that jet.
GTA logic
I would have to agree w you on that one @stray plinth
I've got GTA 3 & you have to steal that stupid Dodo plane for one of the garage missions & I had to drive it all the way from the airport to the garage .
GN altough it's Morning here 😂
@stray plinth Planes don't fly in GTA 3 it's Gliding
K
Goodnight @fluid mica
@keen geyser I remember playing GTA 5 once with a helicopter, I ended up needing to land on a skyscraper.
👌
Zoom-Zoom.
It sounds better than “Feel Alive”.
Mitsubmw Koenigenty Akylykan Corvetrion Centenemesis SV Spyder Coupe 911.

i remember not remembering all the times when i played gta v
¿
Lamborgenty Akylaferrari F12tdford shelbmw Maseralferi GT350R COUPE
Perfection.
#coupe
Oi
cool kids come in
im hier
Oi
Where is the gang
Assemble
right here
dunneu
Yes
@jovial peak Here.
oki
Noice
noice
Now what?
click
OkiDokiLet'sAgo
Okei...
MARYO
What is this Mario
Should we make a group chat
MA Y RO
Yoshi best
Let's talking random and Makes no Sense
Super Mario Bros.
XD
@copper tartan yes
I was a god so that game
@cerulean delta we already HAV GRUP CHIET
Fbi u make it
I whipped Bowser
@keen geyser ANOTHER one
Hm...
Uu
okay @copper tartan
XD
Five users.
UuU
Yeet
Its gonna die in a week lul
Well, this’ll be interesting...
Don't take me with you ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

yes
Nice.
XD
Where's the last Digit
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
Reason: Mass mention
@cerulean delta#2995
XD
😐
Nevermind. 
oh no
OhNo
U tried
The bot is sad
Mass peng
😞
Indeed.
Yup
It’s fine.
okay
@faint dragon has been breakz the rule 😐 😐 😐
I'm stuck on a bullet train feeling nauseous
Ree6 has been summoned
I still have this.
Looks like you got warn for the first time
XD
Jump Off
YAY
hell yes
But
@keen geyser 2nd time
Okay.
Pan Cake > Make new Acc so Will try to won't get any warn again
Ok
@keen geyser I’m already at Legend rank, it’s alright.
Cra
Warms
👌
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
Crap
rip
Hello @amber tapir
Wow...
This is about 5% of my warn
I only have 2.
XD
uses android with ios role
Hey what about me i want to get warned too 😂
Ok
That was by accident.
chat has died
Wait
Oh
Or...that idea was forgotten?
Reason: bypassing bot filter
XD u tried
I am very confused.
🍿
I suppose the group chat idea has been abandoned.
invite me
How
Wait
Same.
I need to be ur friend i think
Yes
Invites can be sent through Direct Message.
Accept my friend request poop face
Bruh
...
I sent it to u butt
I just accepted it
Ok
Hm...
How do I add u
Sure. 
To the group chat.
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Trying to get to ML with Acura be like
XD I started my car for the first time... Well it didn t go as planned... BTW sorry for low FPS it went down as I started recording...
Someone have A8 official discord?
@clever scroll yes
Gimme
Sup
Oh its on... @stray plinth @faint dragon @cerulean delta
@fluid mica @stray plinth This just might happen.
Maybe....
“Maybe....”
@stray plinth to @fluid mica
@fluid mica I’m on it Cube. 
👍
And we’ve got Cube on G Force’s tail. Just one rank away from a tie! G Force still has the lead...and what is THAT? Cube just got a boost in XP! Wow! This is the tightest race we’ve seen yet.
What do these racers have to say you may wonder? Find out soon...
@stray plinth better figure out something quick
And we are still holding the same positions. G Force still has the lead. Cube is slowly catching up, little by little. What’s going to happen next?!
and wheres @cerulean delta anyways???
This is the most intense race in all of A9 Discord history!
Nyooooooooom
@fluid mica At the mall, I might go later too, not sure.
Well, they’ll be having Red Lobster, so it’s not all that bad. 
G Force holds an iron grip on the lead. What’ll happen? Cube is inching his way towards a tie. Cube is nearly there, gaining some XP, and...very close now. Just a few XP away from a tie!
This is astonishing, really. Has anyone ever seen anything like this before? I think not!
Cube is nearing towards a tie. Will G Force really let this happen?
Hes got a headache
Im stopping for the day
Or until his headache subsides
Ill take a little pitstop for now @faint dragon
Cube needs tire repair, he’s going for a pit stop now. Oh, what’s that? G Force has stopped as well. Who’ll get back to the track first?...
@fluid mica Feel better, no rush. Try resting for a little while. 
Well.... this might get interesting. I always watch the logs for the imposter to rejoin for ban #24 & I just saw a new join--- named Waffle. So now we have a Pan Cake & a Waffle on this server.
Yes, I know them.
Related to you? 😂
No, we are just Pan Cake and Waffle.
Now if we could just get a Bacon, Eggs, Ham & Toast to join, we'd have a full breakfast on Discord.
That’s true.
But it’s just me and Waffle for now. 
@stray plinth You know when users join the server?
Oml
Waffle is here
Itll be gr8 to meet them
Why are there so many ppl named modified by gameloft?
Hello @faint dragon

ye
Hi @astral coral nice to meet ya!
Hey @fluid mica
So wat brought you to the server, other than pancake
Pancake did
Makes sense

Well i woudl talk more but i got things to do
Oof
Ill be back later tho
Cya @astral coral
@fluid mica names go against the ToU, are offensive or profanity, so GL or a Mod change it & tells person to correct name to comply with policy.
What
oh
K bye
@fluid mica 150 xp separates us right now.
yeah its really big volcano and in island so it can be reached italy its so near to them
Yea
News is saying only 1 fatality & 1 injury. From the video of the eruption, it could have been worse.
True
Eruption could be heard on an island 17 miles away.
Wow
"According to the geology.com website, Stromboli is one of the most active volcanoes on the planet and has been erupting almost continuously since 1932. Tourists often climb to the 924-metre (3,000-foot) summit of the volcano and peer into its crater, with small puffs of molten rock regularly blasted into the sky. "