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This helicopter.
Ahhh.... the one in the hangar...
@faint dragon Best!
its another much easier mission
Yes.
without S.A.M you cannot reach The Exchange
GTA SA i havent let CJ follow the Damn Train
no swear Filters in this part so it's safe to watch.i've Cut the video
@viscid violet I completed Wrong Side of the tracks in the first time...
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Let's go Bowling
nope π
bruh
My laptop is older than your BRUH @faint dragon
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@tawdry sable age?
yours
laptop age?
@viscid violet I dunno 2001-2004
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good luck if you play a9 there
You want a joke about that laptop??
Yup
I have an IBM PC/XT from 1989
running DOS 5.0
I donated it to the high school
but they will give it back to me like 2 years later.
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BTW its highest youtube resoulition is 360p π
@viscid violet Side note: Iβm drawing my version of the Asphalt 9 Kitty emoji picture. I can send it to you if youβd like to see it, Iβd like to know what you think of it when itβs done. 
@tawdry sable Wow.
RIP then
My Laptop
nope
Me last π€£
@viscid violet Is it alright if I send it when Iβm done drawing it?
@faint dragon Sleep now -_-
its cool if you do @faint dragon
Okei, thanks! 
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@faint dragon My cat keeps purring on my head. He left for food, but now heβs back.
And that Acer uses pentium 4 LOL
BTW its Acer Travelmate 630
Alright, Iβm going to try to sleep now. My cat stopped purring.
Goodnight everyone.

well its morning here XD
Oh, great...now my other cat came.
Wait im going to send you pictures of my PC...
no flex
?
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This is my PC (well my dads PC) from 2002.. before disasembly...
owo
this is my build
and an update to it...
FLLLEEEEXXX
Reason: Capital letters
Don t STEAL my windows
Sorry
its still not activared
activated
because its DVD LOL
some picture of it when it is built
heh sleeper... and its really high end BTW
@faint dragon get out, we re poor boi not this guy
Playing A9 in 4K π
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@viscid violet RIP us
...
and my laptop
XD i was trying to save money on it for 6 YEARS!!!
Whats that black in the left down corner lol
the cleared space is my confidental document so sorry
I have to clear it every time i send it
Comeon GTA V extract 75%
I don t know why I keep sending this song π
not even install
@tawdry sable BTW are you windows?
Lol
@viscid violet PAtience my boi
@tawdry sable You can type ?win or ?android in #πͺ γ»bot-commands to change your colour.
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@viscid violet should they bring back that song too A9, because it fits summer time π
You should listen to asphalt xtreme songs because they are good...
also 9 has some good ones...
nowit's taking forever at 80% bruh
Okay real question - its pirated or bought π€£
bought
i backup on my Google Drive
in case my mod kill the game
ye reinstalling 65GB is a pain
@viscid violet owning a physical copy of GTA 5 is needed for you LOL
yes.
Its 72 GB!!
Acually physical games are better because you really own them, when they are digital you can lose them anytime,,,
...
Oh sorry its 62 I just checked mine.
You know that Windows 10 pro on DVD is 100 bucks cheaper than digital or on USB??
RIP physics
@tawdry sable I didn't knew that actually.
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it's super costly to rebuild on another game engine
so, mmm i dont think it's a different game engine
well they done that LOL
nah just change some values
Just compare A8 and A9 engines
Use RAGE engine to play A9 π€
@faint dragon its GTA 4 physics on Asphalt LOL
Rockstar Advanced Game Engine LMAO
@viscid violet Im pro on 8/Xtreme but on 9... just forget it...
GTA IV has the most realistic AI and physic engine
Yeah even better than V
i like when ppl try to use hand to prevent from being knocked when i use car to approach them
@viscid violet I always knock people with XBOX 360 LOL
bruh
XD π
did you try performing 360 in gta iv?
AI and Physics reward goes to GTA 4
No idea why they touched it down in 5 π€
@viscid violet BRUH
I dunno why but I still do flat spins on A9 LOL
But always do them its just satisfying...
what will happen if i perform 360 and eventually knock out cars in gta iv π€
That car should be dead after that jump
@viscid violet they will go like on swinset glich
Swingset
c'mon 96%
@viscid violet heh... I will Paint GTA 5 on PAINT for you LOL
Nothing for me okay π¦
oof
NO on PAINT 3D π
@viscid violet it crashed??
@viscid violet Try again
k not wasting 1 hour for gta v to crash
@viscid violet you want Asphalt evoliution (you may saw it π )
π€
Cya
@tawdry sable Evolution π―
Cya
I found this XD @viscid violet
lol
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https://9gag.com/gag/aD1edx9
imagine playing A9 like this
10 minutes later:
CC: "Tesla customers service, how can I help you?"
Me: " Uhmm... I have been playing A9 in my car with steering wheel assist. And now my car is upside down!"
CC: " NAAAAABBB!"
XD removed vehicle
Yep
I didn t knew that
Hey Guy ! π Welcome to the reversed 360s Everywhere song ! π Thanks for watching ! π Please Like, comment, partage and subscribe ! π ________________________...
I qas in mp
Ok
XD that hurts
Imma go ply and try to get that last bp
BTW did you saw that windows doesn t have some cars ? XD
here just compare
@fluid mica XD
I remember one rally car was there LOL
What game is this?
440 Likes, 14 Comments - Asphalt (@asphaltgames) on Instagram: βTired of waiting? Well wait no more! The newest update for #Asphalt8 has landed and it's full ofβ¦β
Oh jeez...
Reason: Posted an invite
REEEEEEEE6
Reason: Capital letters
LOL
@faint dragon you here lol
@faint dragon Nice Windows avatar. If youβd like, you can go to #πͺ
γ»bot-commands and type in ?win to change your Discord profile to Windows role, this will also change your username color to light blue. 
Disqualified π‘
@low sand Clever.
@mental harbor Thatβs been happening for many Android players. Disqualification, 1v1 races, ban from leaderboard etc. Iβm sure theyβre working on fixing it soon. 
@tawdry sableyes
hey
@faint dragon you played xtreme??
yes i like it π π
Did you heard this song in menu??
Because they removed it from windows π
It doesn t give me nostalgia anymore
let me check
So its gone...
yes
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Too many infractions
@tawdry sable y they removed its a good song
nfs no limit
π π π

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What do you think of my special blue for my mustang? @faint dragon
@pale onyx
Spent around 5 minutes trying to get the colors right
that looks grey
@fierce aspen I like it! It looks like a nice, metal-like blue shade. 
Thank you!
Trust me, it's blue lol
maybe it's the shading in the garage but that looks very much grey to me
I based it off a special color you could paint the Toyota Vitz in Gran Turismo 3 called Pale Rose Metallic
I reversed the main RGB ratio to create Pale Periwinkle Metallic
Yes, itβs a different shade of blue.
maybe you coudltake a screenshot in a race because all i see is a metallic gray
I don't blame you, it's a very fine color
I actually don't know how to do that though
Do I just screenshot in the middle of a race?
*Replay
Yes, use the replay option and take a screenshot.
βNon-alcoholic vodkaβ
@zenith moss Thatβs actually a real thing.
What kind of game is that?
Honkai Impact 3rd
Thereβs a browser minigame where you can obtain stuff that can be exchanged for actual in-game rewards
Oh.
How @faint dragon would say, interesting.
@faint dragon Hooly, 220 Results?
@mental harbor What?
@faint dragon there like 220 results of you saying interesting.
You like way to much that word π
Stupid taxi was taking too long
I go walk around to check where it was
and there
there
there it was

Mee tooπ @uneven flume
@viscid violet
@rotund cedar Thatβs from GTA?
Yeah @faint dragon
Carl Johnson
CJ
Oh, right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE12g8jwFXg Me being a cocky MP racer π€·
Title explains itself. (Note: When paused, your car switches to "Toughdrive" mode, basically it controls itself.)
@rotund cedar in GTA V there's also a CJ
yeah there is
Yeah
Looks much better than GTA san @uneven flume
his name's FRANKLIN tho
Yeah IK @rotund cedar
yeah your right @faint dragon
we call him CJ always @rotund cedar
cause he is πΉ
USA just scored a goal in the FIFA Womenβs World Cup France 2019.
The score is now Sweden 0 - 1 USA.
Thereβs still a lot more time to go.
Terrorists are cool
Law enforcements are scum
Counter-terrorists are also scum
Too much playing CSGO
What about this @candid sail
Yeah, I knew this was going to happen
@faint dragon answering your question it really depends on the character
3 chars on that list are exclusive to gacha
Oh.
So I have to hope for the 1.5% drop chance
But every 10th pull guarantees an A-rank or better
And that pull feels more like a 15% to get that character
The rest are farmable
It takes a few months to get your hands on them, on the other hand its not time consuming. Itβs just timegated.
@faint dragon Check out Pet Cemetery. It's a new movie I'm really looking forward to watching.
Have you heard of Happy Death Day? Not exactly horror but I actually loved it. And it's sequel. @faint dragon
Yes, I havenβt watched it yet.
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@neon zephyr I give you consent here
Yey
#πͺγ»off-topic Terzo Millennio

@faint dragon watch it@!!
@obtuse nexus Iβll put it on my to-watch list. 
@faint dragon I remember I think it was 2011. England vs USA. World cup semi finals I think. My heart broke when they lost
Oh.
Idk if you remember that far back haha
A new Annabelle
This one doesnβt look too good, the others seemed better. But no judging yet, have to see it first.
I hate dolls but i kinda want to see it
From the trailers, it seems too typical. But Iβm sure there will be some better parts of the movie that are original.
Yes they always mess up on new movies but some parts r good
Is there a official trailer
Yes.
I am about to whach Slenderman
I didnβt like that one too much, but the story was good.
No spoilers
Okay, no spoilers. 
Ok
There we go.
Nice.
Whatβs the video about?
It is literaly just a race for 1.5 minute long
Oh, okay.
Okay
Races are boring, give me spoilers
Cool
But that is the best quality Asphalt 9 video you will ever get.
Virus?
Youtube compresses the living geez out of it.
There ain't no viruses there. Run a scan if you don't trust me.
I dont think anyone would take the time and effort to put a virus in the asphalt 9 discord server
Who knows tho
True
@fluid mica you go first then
But the mods have our backs
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Ok bet @desert shadow
I bet, it's a holy fxxk vid
Sorry for that name tho. That is auto generated to what my recorder assigns it to.
Oof edgy memes. Me like.
My internet is terrivle so its gonna take awhile @desert shadow
I am a man of patience
@zenith moon Your other posts are fine, but this one isnβt really...good.
Me to the cops in Asphalt 9 career.
is that a sweary sweary
Profanity.
Songs in Asphalt 9 use swearing
So i can use swearing as well.
Hmmm.... logic i guess
Iβm sorry that my meme has upsetted some ppl and will now add that to my notes that ppl here do not accept abortion jokes/memes.
=)
So anyone dared to download my video yet?
@faint dragon I donβt have enough space. 
Im tryin @faint dragon
Its takin a bit
I do
Although im probs gonna delete it after
@faint dragon Then delete half of your p o r n collection. I'm sure most of it is bad anyway.
Otter
Not very nice or appropriate @faint dragon id advise that u stop
The hecc
@faint dragon What was the point of saying that exactly?... Iβm not even like that...
Ughh am i really among kids here?
Then why the hell do you get so surprised about dark humor?
Have you not been on the internet for a while?
@faint dragon This is an official server, no offensive or inappropriate posting is allowed.
Its just that there are kids
Exactly
@faint dragon That is adorable. 
Again, if they use songs with swearing, clearly not designed for kids, why not allow swearing here?
Otters are adorable
They are
You do know that they edited the songs to not swear right?
@faint dragon Itβs listed in the rules, you can request song changes in-game if you are bothered by the songs with swear words.
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Hmmm
I still dont know where ure getting the swaers in hame from
Shall i annoy Gameloft and Asphalt community by removing half of their songs in the library?
bruh
@eternal sand That is offensive.
Wow its been a great week for this server
You guys really need to grow up.
Reason: Bad word usage
Again, they removed the swearing in the songs
Rip lights out
They didn't.
@zenith moon is right @faint dragon
"Don't test me" song still says " f u c k" about every 10 seconds.
@faint dragon
That is a smart bot
Lamo
Lol
That is also offensive...
It dosnt unless u listen to it on spotify @faint dragon
@eternal sand
Or anywhere except a9
No one is a failure.
@faint dragon
Oh snap
@faint dragon
@eternal sand @faint dragon Please do the offensive posting elsewhere, either Direct Message or a server dedicated to this...Humble request...
This is #πͺγ»off-topic
REVERSE CARD
Reason: Capital letters
Lawl
You can be whatever u want when you grow up, if u wanna be a failure, you do u bud
Oof this is a war
Reason: Bad word usage
bruh moment
@faint dragon
You can be whatever u want when you grow up, if u wanna be a failure, you do u bud
me when the bot tells me that poop starting with c is a bad word ^^
@eternal sand @faint dragon
look it's the kittens
@faint dragon That is adorable.
yes
otter babies
I like this cat.
This is adorable
@faint dragon
Sup
OTTER
Creating Something...
hold up
did you just say you're making something
bro that's not cool bro
you're creating something π
@faint dragon that is epic, thanks for the download
https://we.tl/t-ZZpIlCcWYK
Repost
Im back
Hello again @sonic gate
Yep
Lol
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I thought it was the actual movie but it was a documentary of slender @faint dragon
Oh.
Yep now i am sadπ°
I have a few other good horror movies you can watch.
Like
One moment...
@sonic gate 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Babadook, Train to Busan, The Conjuring and a few others, I forget which ones but the ones I listed are good.
Oh, okay.
i need help comma i cannot check my rank without making an exclamation mark period
@cerulean delta Youβre going to have to break your streak.
@cerulean delta Actually, Iβll check it for you. 
Reason: Bad word usage
Season 4 is coming to FunimationNow in Fall 2019! Stream My Hero Academia now: https://funi.to/2WzgccK _______________________________ In a world where eight...
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Thanks alot to my two friends Luke_e3Six and Yigit Armagan that helped me doing this tandem montage! you can find them on steam Yigit Armagan: https://steamc...
NFS Hot Pursiut 2010 Soundtrack Song: Lupe Fiasco feat. Matthew Santos - Shining Down http://www43.zippyshare.com/v/64743245/file.html Rate Coment and Subscr...
Meanwhile in a9 headquarters
poifect π
@keen geyser looks sick, might be featured. Also what's your username
hmm, I might have your username or something in yt, I'ma look for your levels
@paper brook π€£π€£π€£
https://www.twitch.tv/canal_dop4nico da uma ajuda pro brother lΓ‘, o cara sΓ³ estΓ‘ saindo por agr, amanhΓ£ ele vai fazer ranked
Listen to Pusher - Clear ft. Mothica (Shawn Wasabi Remix) by Shawn Wasabi on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/sssshawnnnn/pusher-clear-ft-mothica-shawn-wasabi-remix
Like the track? Follow @sssshawnnnn @itspusher @mothica
Clear Remix EP out now via Black Butter Recordsβ
Spotify - http://po.st/ClearSpotify
Apple Music - http://po.st/CleariTunes
Beatport - http://p
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gta iv loads much faster
@viscid violet Small Windows XD
ye 800x600
Where's Deniss and Mina
Ur in so much Asphalt discord servers
π i broke this damn game in the morning
Franklin and Lamar be like N word...
had to reinstall it for 3 hours
Rip
Damn thats a Loong time
Rofl
*model
I bet the Garbage Truck Is fast as Frick in A8
Beware - Police is very EASY in startingπ€£ @viscid violet
@keen geyser did u play the new gamemode
No
in gta iv i can have chat to them though
Play it ;β
@copper tartan i did
;)
π
Showdownπ
Its mario kart
NEKON helped me to play it
New Mario Kart*
Yeah
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Best is FH4 LEGO!!!
The boost item is super overpowered tho
π€£
Everything is OP
Ur litterally invincible and go super fast
@green creek Jaldi Karo
Also whenever you get hit by something it counts it as a wreck
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Running at 30fps?
That's a decent speed. Enjoy.
ty
@viscid violet dont use 60fps might got ban ....
is beet a word?
@keen geyser my laptop is bad
Can I go to the bathroom?
Rework
@paper brook gl security
Everyone likes Minecraft
But no one likes gameloft from 2016 and onwards
also can someone remind me what cb means? cheat ban?
Closed Beta?
it has to do with bans
if i can tell
everyones talkign about "CB" here
related to mp
@raw sleet βCBβ stands for βcheaterboardβ, not an official title, but itβs what users are saying.
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@pale onyx That is adorable. 
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@slim parrot I got 7 Chiron blueprints just by racing...
@cursive hinge Happy International Yoga Day.
@faint dragon The new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare is coming out on October 25 this year! 
@pulsar nebula Did you design that? It looks amazing.
@pulsar nebula Oh, wow! Iβll be waiting for the completed drawing. 
Iβm sure itβll turn out great!
Thanks
can i post links here
@waxen escarp Yes.
ok
Reason: Posted an invite
links, not invites to other servers
βSUBSCRIBEβ‘https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=littlevmills Here's my Epic Metal Cover of Live & Learn by Cruch 40 from Sonic Adventure 2! π...
I'm still waiting for the re design sonic movie-_-
before/after?
Hopefully?
The one to the right definitely looks more accurate.
The left...I donβt know.
they already said they'll change it, so shut up already
@rustic epoch @faint dragon
If you want to report players as cheaters:
1.) Be so kind and record some actual proof. Simple gif taken at the moment where cheating is visible would be enough...
2.) Learn how to actually recognize a cheating players from those with bad connection. There's plenty footage in YouTube.
3.) Admit that you're noobs who got no clue how to keep momentum and that people who beat you with cars at lower rank are just better drivers than you π‘
You're reporting honest players, just because you get butthurt... π€¬
@rustic epoch I readed your post in #563703708081192960 and it's not Hacker ! Nissan GT-R Nismo has better Acceleration so that's why it's so Fast at Start
Same goes for @hard sun and @faint dragon
You're reporting without actual proof π π€¬
They need Vid or Atleast GIF to Proof
@faint dragon that's just Screenshot
@faint dragon Are you ret*rded or something? π€¬ I've learn how to recognize cheaters from legit players with just bad connection! You do the same if you want to continue reporting... π‘
@keen geyser My device cannot register
Record Screen? @faint dragon
No
What Register?
My device cannot register screen
What do you mean can't register Screen
@keen geyser He mean record the screen...
^^^
@keen geyser Record a video while playing asphalt
@faint dragon I play clean! π And I also report actual hackers and not honest players like you do.
Honest players are getting banned because of your incompetence π€¬
Bye bye man
If there are cheaters among you, you tremble because I will not make you any more discounts, I am good, not stupid, so I will have no pity for anyone, so when you meet me in MP better for you than you are clean or otherwise shaken
@faint dragon
No, you're bad and you're stupid, because you're cocky and incompetent.
And if I meet you in MP, you will get KD for your lack of behavior and respect to other players you showed us here π€¬
@heady heart Try to get me in the MP cheater I'll wait for you π π π π π π
@faint dragon You really are stupid, aren't you? Or trolling. Either way you deserve punishment...
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@faint dragon Please check previous discussion and ##563703708081192960 channel and warn or mute or ban or whatever following users for repeatedly reporting honest players:
@rustic epoch
@faint dragon
@faint dragon
Thank you and sorry for bothering you. There's too many honest players getting banned because of these incompetent people...
@faint dragon Pro player who don't know how ro record screen. Sure...
@heady heart Register on my PC from Gaming, smartphone is a private
@faint dragon hey can ya come here rq
good news
the script works
only when the game is running
other programs aint getting affected by it
only a9 is
@faint dragon also im not new to discord at all lol
@raw sleet You're welcome.
jsut to let you know
im a heavy enthusiast for modifying stuff. aldo im not so good with coding, i know the basics of css
and some html
etc
bits and pieces
I developed over 20 Windows apps on my own in C# using Visual Studio, made some sites and many Python, AHK, JS, BAT scripts. I made even a Snake game in JS/HTML/CSS.
oh damn
impressive
all i tend to do is over-customize everything
take over somethign thats meant to be mine
I'm also a control freak. I customize everything.
For instance, I hate useless clicking, so I added some instructions in my main AHK script to automatically click those pesky buttons after a race ended.
Reason: Bad word usage
beruh moment
@faint dragon Happy- I am working with spider manπ
@zenith moon Precisely, I canβt even see where some of the entrances are because they make them so high up. Once I found an entire sand village on the top of a mountain.

@heady heart First off-- NOBODY will be banned or placed in CB solely from an entry in #563703708081192960 . That channel does not work that way. It is there for players to report ANY suspected cheats for Gameloft to review & investigate-- even if it is a simple glitch or bug in the game, it will be reviewed & dismissed by Gameloft & that player will not be placed in CB due to a glitch reported as a cheat. Discussions are not permitted in that channel & extended mutes will be placed on anyone that violates that rule.
ello
Fatality
9 Aperta
Mine worse
Oof lol
has max vencer with 2 star Viper ACR
Ok so Bitcoin just blew past the $10,000 mark.
xd
@keen geyser Do you play Mortal Kombat?
@faint dragon no
need to reinstall GTA V
Too Violence @faint dragon
@keen geyser Oh, okay. Understandable. π
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@viscid violet Why the reinstall?
@faint dragon i destroyed the mods
My Vulcan Model is really tough
both GTA IV and V goes rip when this mod is in the file
Oh.

You should get a console if you can.
I guess I'm concentrating on other works than playing alone, so getting console right now is not an exceptional idea, thus i need more savings.
π

So itβs a game thatβs a battle Royale
And you can build not as well as fortnite but still cool building to get away from enemies
Oh, interesting.
Way more guns than fortnite
Like Minecraft in a way?
And the graphics are amazing yes sort of
Kinda Minecraft
But the games pretty fun just squad up and Iβm pretty new almost got a win
I was in the final 2
Nice!
Whatβs the name again?
Creative Destruction
Alright, Iβll check.
Cool
Is it on the Google Play Store?
Yes.
Ok yea itβs on App Store
Alright.
Idk about google play
Iβll check.