#🪄・off-topic
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jesus
Nearly 4 yrs old ip 7p
Yep
ok
They have better optimization for i phones
Frankly it doesn’t run really smooth
oof
Poop emoji
Reason: Bad word usage
xD
Not much worse tbh
Really cool
Get those j a g g e d e d g e s away from me
no
Gm everyone
Gm
xD
Last day of this weekend
Yep
🙃
Yea Father’s Day
reeeeeeeeeee
Also (5 hour car ride back home) day
Yeet im level 20
reputation level
Congrats
that’s nice
No discord level
o h
Im 41 rep level
cool
Its decent for how long ive played
Dedicated
Damn
xD
210 is for smart watch I thought
no
for very budget low end phones
🤣
that phone was 20 dollars at best buy
Oof
Look at that cpu load when updating apps
w h e e z e
Good ol kit kat
Used to use a Xperia z3, the experience was horrible
Lol
The pie easter egg is big lame
The marshmellow is knockoff flappy bird
so is lollipop
There’s a cat feeding one
Lol they couldnt come up with anything new
Best easter egg ever 11/10
I’m dizzy already
Its hypnotizeing u to buy the s10+
no its too much
H y p n o t i z e
no
Y e s
S10 is really good phone, but really over priced
Ahem i phone x
Don’t know why now every flagship need to be 1000+
E
That screen tho
Juat the max res is 1080p
Only 1080
s m a l l
Lol
(And it is rn)
Dang thats better than 8k
a single color changing pixel
Yes
touchwiz more like bad
Oof
over the horizon
@faint dragon what rep lever r u
yea
Whats the rep req
you can have 1 rp
Lol
you can have -420 rp
Oof
nobody is ever online
That’s tough xD
holy
Previous leader left... so
you play 24/7 or something
Nah
The leader plays a lot
I just do car hunt and mp
U know i could just accidentaly drop the club code in the recruitment section for a min...
Indeed @stray adder
Lol
I feel like im not doing enough tho bc of the leader
Back in my old club i was the only one who got rep
It was a big rip
Don’t need to, I think some players use some sort of software to assist tho
Nah everytime hes online he chats w me so hes not a bot
Just a very deticated player
Gl gonna love him
Should give him an award or sth
well i was shoppin for a new car which ones me..
a cool convertible or an suv
too bad i didnt know my credit was wack and now im driving off the lot in a used sub compact
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
saw their ads on my tv, thougt bout goin but was too lazy
now instead of lookin fly and rollin fat,
my legs are stickin to the vinyl and my squad is gettin laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
w h e e z e
idk how to respond to that
my used sub compact free that spells free credit report .com baby
Oml
look at those j a g g e d edges
Very j a g g e d indeed
would you rather go to creditreport.com or credit karma
i was trying to stay in the silver rank (for that m4), and was using this evo to run mp using touch drive while working on other stuff. You know what, it actually got me promoted...
i would rather go to creditreport.com
Oml
i was pissed... now i have to go for platinum... and gold is so try hard tho
Evo is too op
oof
very friendly community
Reason: Bad word usage
poo
Gold is the hardest league for me
my car selection is pretty low end
what you got
i wouldnt call that low end
But the thing is only 1 star soooo
your garage
All of my higher up class b cars r low stars tho
oof
i only have it 1 starred
i have a 4* 488, but need to run carhunt with it... so primarily using the acr instead
acr 4* is really good tho
same
oof
i missed the h2 event tho
heard it's a really nice car
& it looks cool as well
My c class garage is very skewed on the higher end
H2 is op
I love it
The handling is so good
Yea
We r just lowkey flexing on eachother xd
xD good idea
im being flexed on
lol
fleeeex
That b class garage😬
yea its pretty stacked as you can clearly see
of yours or modified?
Wat abt ure a class @faint dragon
This is it for me
You’ve got some nice cars!
w h e e z e
geeze 3* p1
Not much diffrent tbh @faint dragon
2 car difference
Is the Dodge Viper nice?
Oh
oof
And the acr is good from wat ive heard
Great, the light returned 😀
Ok s class lets go
Now i feel relaxed
this aint gonna end well
Oof
Lol
oof
Its kinda expected
yea
similar
Yea and I’m level 7 xD
Boi
Wat lvl r u @mental harbor
big boi
He flexin
@fluid mica lvl 8
@fluid mica u mean garage lvl or profile lvl?
Profile
Profile
Not garage
Ah, lvl 50
Oh
Lykan* @fluid mica
o o f
Thx i cant spell
class d garage
I’m guessing you’ll have all
not me
nice
Oh nice
very tall
ok
Literally the only reward i got in 3 runs
@fluid mica just a question, why are u posting everything in ooftopic? 😂
Bc if i get off topic i dont want to get told by the mods @mental harbor
Sup yall
Since I have my Xbox controller working, MP games in A8 (shown in clip) & A9 are a lot more fun. Now if I could just WIN once in a while in A9....... sigh
Hey Guy ! 😃 Welcome to the fourth Asphalt 8-9/SCR funny montage video ! 😊 Thanks for watching ! 😁 Please Like, comment, partage and subscribe ! 😉 ___________...
h e l p
@zenith moon That looks very retro.
I’m stuck in a wall bc I time traveled in the wrong area
Oh.
@zenith moon what sonic is that? I dont remember any course with that colours
Maybe one of the old ones.
@faint dragon yeah, i know is one of the old ones, but which one?
Sonic Generation or Classic I’m guessing.
I like the old sonic
hello
It’s Sonic CD
@mental harbor it’s Sonic CD Remastered edition (or the 2013 remake)
well i was shoppin for a new car which ones me..
a cool convertible or an suv
too bad i didnt know my credit was wack and now im driving off the lot in a used sub compact
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
saw their ads on my tv, thougt bout goin but was too lazy
now instead of lookin fly and rollin fat,
my legs are stickin to the vinyl and my squad is gettin laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
how can i get the ios role? 🤔
go to bot commands and say ?ios
oh, thanks uwu
○w○
qwq
well i was shoppin for a new car which ones me..
a cool convertible or an suv
too bad i didnt know my credit was wack and now im driving off the lot in a used sub compact
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
saw their ads on my tv, thougt bout goin but was too lazy
now instead of lookin fly and rollin fat,
my legs are stickin to the vinyl and my squad is gettin laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report .com baby
What did i just walk in on xd
death
Ok
yea its really cool
wait update is out now
Apparently the slr didnt have a roof before
oof
But now it does
And the huracan does now too
Update is not out yet
Just the patch notes
And the aperta is......
a leaderboard event
dies
Option
ok cool
So a hackerboard pretty much
cool
J a g g e d
dies
Thats what would happen if u touched it
look at that checkmark though
aAAAAaaaaA
Should i meme in mp xd
yea
l
n
er
cool
Bc thats how long it takes to go around a track 1 time in a lancer
imma troll too
If u see someone named cube482
Try to 360 noscope him
Xd
I beat a 5 star vencer xd
I got put in this lobby
that lancer looks quite similar to mine
And i went out of bounds
oof
But still beat a 1 star nsx
oof
Xd
also 3786
Oof y didnt we get in the same lobby lol
i pressed play right when it hit 516
Same
q
Oh ok
it doesnt deserve to live
now its just a plastic base
i must be a detective
:v
Oh yea one more thing abt the update
ooh
Hi
S10 now has 60fps
cool
But i have A S9
oof
cant wait for tab s2 to have 30fps
Thats gonna be the biggest update ever @faint dragon
yea
30 fps is out of this world
i have never played a game that is consistent 30fps
im sorry for using ure emote pan cake
Reason: Bad word usage
Heres another star u greedy little bot
F B I
oh no
F B I
U said the poop emoji and now they're mad
Hello
Couldve sworn u were some one else before...
Lol
Xd
i am too lazy to find my Logo so...
@faint dragon did @cerulean delta take u hostage
think so..
W H E E Z E
Even bigger wheeze
WHHAALE
but i still cant have 60fps
I would sacrifice all graphics and make the game look like asphalt 5 if it was at 60fps
yall complainin about your framerates, im gettin 5fps averages
s q u a r e
I cant wait till wed
wheeze look at this square screen
aaaaaaaaaaa
OOF
All rights reserved to me
waccy wednesday
Big oof @cerulean delta
Thats gonna be my profile pic every wed from now on
they went for durability more than style this time around
Sunny Sundays
Meow Mondays
Technically Tuesdays
Waccy Wednesdays
THICC Thursday’s
Finally it’s Friday’s
Stay home Saturday’s
thicc thursdays though
All random
Very nice 😎 👍
cant wait to be t h i c c
?
oh wait im already thicc
U mustve come up with it on a wed then @cerulean delta
yep
Waccy=random
w a c cc c c cc c. Y
and thats a fact
Finished 8 seasons!
Nice @quaint niche
W H A L E W E D N E S D A Y S
now we balance it with common letters.
HACKERS reeeee
@faint dragon what
xD
@faint dragon having powerpoint and word in a phone?
the logos are different
Hacker.exe.microsoft.word.exe.mp4a.rfdr3 has stopped working.
and its killing me
How one icon is full and the other has the android border
microsoft
reeeeeeee
they only updated one icon
Windows xp lego expansion
yes
@faint dragon and all my apps have different logos and i dont care about it... Jk 😂
I used to love drive ahead
Best pun created
R.e.e.e.e.b
Really
Extraordinary
Evil
Enabled
Everlasting
Bot
Drive a head
@cerulean delta every a9 hacker
Succ a head
aaaa
what is this. what even is this. the logos were fine why, w h y was there a need to change it. w. H. Y
aaaA
internal s c r e a m s
Hacker
Hated
Annoying
Careless
Kitkat
Eating
Reality
android kit kat
😎 👍
@fluid mica did you get reported yet?
P I E
About 20 times xd @cerulean delta
In all seirousness tho no not yet
Although i would love to be reported for being good at the game
me neither, but i think i will, because my ACR beat a Max F12tdf and A 3900+ rank Evo
oof
For a s p e e d h a c k
h
- _______ -
O O F
Oh
Orglifying
F (you know exactly what this means)
Ps. Orglifying isn’t a real word.
Reason: Capital letters
Reason: Bad word usage
FFFFFFF
🥔
Reason: Bad word usage
😂😂😂😂 Potato is a bad word 👌😂😂😂😂
@faint dragon
@faint dragon
@faint dragon
Are you okay?
Yep hes muted
aaaA
🥔
Back
💩
Back again
can i finally say poop without any warnings
ello
WHAT
hi
Hi @craggy trench
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Too many infractions
Oof
ahahahah
WHHHHY
MEGA OOF
he got muted again...
and i oop-
W O W
again?!
yes...
beautiful
ok
Rip
ik
mhm, japanese and science
You live in Japan?
no
🙂🙃
oh
Yall r still in school
i learn japanese
Hi @rich ingot
yes, So? @sonic gate
@fluid mica hi 🙃🙂
Modified got banned for using the poop emoji xd
Its summer @cerulean delta
Hows the max j @rich ingot
@sonic gate not for me... I have until June 26th
That sucks
@craggy trench hi sana!!😐😐😐
@fluid mica bro joss tho
@fluid mica just awesome nothing to say about max J
Nice
Yes Bary Nais
U saw the new patch notes?
i’m about to 2 star mine... hopefully.. i need 4 bps to star up...
Who here plays 8 ball Pool?
Noooooooo
Z
Heres the link @rich ingot
https://m.facebook.com/notes/asphalt-9-legends/coming-up-in-asphalt-9legends-summerupdate/2124861827814983/?__tn__=H-R
Blaze into the summer of speed with a hot new shipment of high performance supercars. But you’re gonna need someplace to show them all off, so we’re al
Oki
Bye
Cya
OKAI
Bye
cya
@fluid mica ohh thanks:3
Np
The new update looks great
😎 👍
this is going to burn
the next fat dump i take
hello @stray plinth
Sup
@mental harbor Actually, when a new full update comes out the hackers will disappear for a short time since all the old scripts, APK mods will be obsolete & not work (unless GL forgets to patch a hole). But don't worry, hackers will be hard at work spending countless hours per day to try to find a new weak link to exploit so they can create a new hack. That has been the cycle ever since the first computer program was written. Write a computer program, find something to exploit, create a hack, update computer program to plug weak link..... Lather, rinse , repeat....
@cerulean delta hey... what's up in iOS land?
nothing much
probably gonna get reported for beating Max F12tdfs and 3900+ ranked huracan with my ACR... @stray plinth
I found my old Xbox 360 controller so I've been in A8 playing MP events with a nice Suzuki GSX motorcycle I just unlocked a couple days ago.
nice
I do better in A8 MP than I do in A9, so I'm just doing a few events & Daily Car Loot here any more. Unless some freak of nature happens in an A9 MP race, I come in next to last or dead last every single race, so I don't even bother racing in MP here any longer. A8 I come in 3rd or better.
Jesko is Class D
🤔
Hm...
Yes
Interesting item frame.
@zenith moon That looks nice actually, all the branches of the tree are intertwined.
Thank you
It reminds me of when I went to Niagara Falls, it looks similar.
Nice
There was a park there that had the same type of scenery.
Cool 

Sup @faint dragon
Hello @sonic gate
U went to Niagara falls
Noice
God, the power cut in argentina went though the news in every country 😂
U know whats worse, i was there when the power cut
And i still there, but now with the power on
👀
@sonic gate Yes, Niagara Falls was actually really nice. You get to stand under a waterfall and go on a boat ride around the waterfall site. It’s a fun place to visit. 
@viscid violet I like the LaFerrari you made there, looks good. 👍
Jealous?
You went to Niagara Falls bro
Hey @sonic gate, your name reminds me to me and all argentina this morning 😂
What happened in Argentina
@sonic gate National power cut
Oh @mental harbor
Oh.
Oh cool
@faint dragon Hmm, i can't visit Niagara Falls, but i can visit Iguazu Falls
Im from Texas
It is awesome
@faint dragon this is Iguazu Falls
I like the Hill Country because I am in the middle of it and it's a lot of ranches and hunting places out here
Its at the north of my Country
@mental harbor Oh, wow! That’s really nice, like Niagara Falls.
Cool @mental harbor
I would love to be one of those guys
You can go one day.
Alright.
I was thinking in go the next year
Goodbye for now @sonic gate
@sonic gate👋
This is a photo I got from Niagara Falls the last time I went.
It was really nice there.
There was an aquarium nearby, and I saw some penguins.
This was the “Rainbow Bridge”, it connects Canada and the U.S.A.
I didn’t go on it though, it’s only for travel between the countries.
If anyone does ever go to Niagara Falls one day, note in advance:
Be prepared for a lot of walking.
@fluid mica It really is amazing. If you’re in NY, it’s not too far of a drive.
If i ever visit NY ill be sure to check it out
I recommend a lot of places actually.
Niagara Falls is nice, but there are others worth the visit as well.
@fluid mica
Nice
Boiiiiiiiiii
Hello @mossy wave
I hear that almost everyday...
Sure...
pan cake ooooof's
How are you doing?
All good bout to go to bed so gn
Pease ✌
👍
@thin raven is my sound sounds strang? because i am using a 10years old mic
Where I live there's a big thunderstorm right now
oh wow
Yep
Oh.
hopefully no tornadoes
Oof i had storms like midday
oof
It was drizzling rain here today.
same
Wonder if they're the same ones @sonic gate 🤔 🤔
We had a a couple of tornadoes last week luckily they were all south of Copperas Cove Texas so my house didn't get hit but other parts of Copperas Cove did
Yesterday in England also heavy rain
I gtg phone is on 4% and I need to save it for emergencies
i rmember from a while back when there was a tornado that was RIGHT near my house but it just went past,
seriously/
Goodbye @fluid mica
hey
It's 4am here I'm still awake
😂
You should sleep. @faint dragon
I think so
Yes, you’ll feel better in the morning.
Here is 11:46pm
I'll sleep now good night or morning
Night
😴
Fn
Good Midnight?
I back
@fluid mica 👋
Hola again @faint dragon
@fluid mica Hola, como estas?
Muy bien e tu?
Why are we talking my traditional lenguage?
Idk lol
Muy bueno.
Bc we r off topic
Muy bueno
Xd
@mental harbor That was autocorrect.
Oof
Oofius
Me gusta pintar y jugar al futbol americano.
Well imma get banned by @amber tapir in abt a day
Me gusta dormir 😂
Of course.
@fluid mica why?
Bc thats what happened to modified
Why?
Lel
And i seem to be following in his footsteps lol
So this is the LaFerrari Aperta
Yes.
but without a roof
Pretty much a plain Laferrari without a roof
Lucky
Too bad u cant drive them in ny
Unless u want to get stucc in t r a f f i c c c
@fluid mica man, here in Buenos Aires i saw a 2 Porsches and a Ferrari in a day on the streets
It depends on where in NYC you’re driving.
Ah, and a Corvette C3 too
Here in tx i saw a group of koeinseggs
Not even joking
There was a agera rs and then a few base ageras
Pretty sure i still have the picture i took of the Corvette
I saw two.
They r such beautiful cars
Indeed.
If i had the money i would definitly buy one
Not really.
They are so unique and amazing
That, yes.
I’d rather invest in something more practical and useful.
I took a picture of this 2 bad boys
If thats a authentic cobra and not a kit imma die 😍 😍
And that gt350 is nice too
Fair enough @faint dragon
@fluid mica 👍
True.
I saw two porsche that day too
Nice
Bubbly.
Those are a boxer and a 926 right?
All Porsche’s look round and bubbly.
Correction, 3 porsches
Fact: Ferdinand Porsche came up with the design for the original vw beetle
Lol @faint dragon
Interesting.
I saw a lot of bois
Thats y the first 911 looks so similar
Nice.
Alright, 911 emergency responders are on their way.
Indeed it is.
Ok, recorrection, 4 porsches
Also if im wrong plz correct me
So is FBI’s car knowledge.
Would always like to improve 😉
You both seem to know a lot about cars.
@fluid mica Porsche 550 Spyder
Thats it
A very rare piece