🪄・off-topic

[faint dragon]

Beat it.

[fluid mica]

Oof

Bet

Gimme 1 sec

[faint dragon]

[faint dragon]

oh yeah

[stray adder]

Beaten

[fluid mica]

And thats not resolution xd

[faint dragon]

beaten

[fluid mica]

Its wat the phone looks like

[faint dragon]

This is not even about phones anymore.

[fluid mica]

Jagged edges and all

[faint dragon]

on star

[fluid mica]

You right @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

Okay, next topic...

ds

[fluid mica]

We r getting off topic in #🪄・off-topic

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica Very true.

[fluid mica]

Welp guys we did it

[faint dragon]

Funny how that works.

[stray adder]

Just had Big Mac for dinner, very unhealthy, but very good

[faint dragon]

big m a c c

I had a slice of bread.

[fluid mica]

B I G M A C C C

[faint dragon]

b i g m a c c c c c c c c c c c c c c c

big s h a c c

[fluid mica]

big maccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

reeeeeeeeeeeee

[faint dragon]

big caccccc

I never had one of those.

[fluid mica]

God i love off topic

[stray adder]

The best

[faint dragon]

off topic more like yes

Indeed.

ind e e e e e e

d

@faint dragon Mockery.

But yes, off topic is nice.

[fluid mica]

@faint dragon does not mock he only copies

Xd

[faint dragon]

no

u

@faint dragon only modifies.

bruh why did my name get changed to modified

You didn’t know?

[faint dragon]

no i didnt know

[fluid mica]

N o u

[faint dragon]

Oh, that’s odd.

What was the username supposed to be?

°°

[fluid mica]

I wonder if a mod changed it

Oof

[faint dragon]

Now it wont go back

Oh.

[fluid mica]

Even when u try to change it?

[faint dragon]

yes

[fluid mica]

Oof

[faint dragon]

so now im stucc with this

oof

[fluid mica]

Can we get a f

[faint dragon]

F

[fluid mica]

In the chat

[faint dragon]

F

[fluid mica]

F

[stray adder]

Because it is “modified”

[faint dragon]

Hm...

well i did see that my name was glitched before it was changed to modified

so maybe that could be the case

[fluid mica]

Its "modified"

[faint dragon]

True.

like it cut into text

[fluid mica]

Lol

It did

[faint dragon]

I’m waiting for October 25, 2019.

[fluid mica]

Y

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2019 and The Last of Us Part 2.

im waitin for shrek 5 to come out

[fluid mica]

Oh yea those shoudl be fun @faint dragon

Arent we all @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

yea

@fluid mica Have you played the previous games before?

[fluid mica]

A little @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

I’ve played all of them.

They’re amazing.

The stories.

[fluid mica]

Cant wait until cod is on mobile tho

Bc free cod>normal cod

[faint dragon]

I prefer to play them on PS4. I only play other Editors’ Choice games on mobile.

[stray adder]

Gl has a FPS game

[fluid mica]

(Probably the other way around) @fluid mica

[faint dragon]

i prefer to play on my potato

Nice.

[fluid mica]

Modern combat: p2w

[faint dragon]

*potato 64

[stray adder]

Modern compact 4 was pretty good actually

[fluid mica]

But it was a paid game so it didnt have the dumb f2p model

[stray adder]

I used to play it on my iPad 2 for the story mode

[faint dragon]

You haven’t seen the new Modern Warfare trailer yet it seems.

ah the blue ds notification light

[fluid mica]

I have so many memories w that light xd

[faint dragon]

flashing red intensifies

I remember.

[fluid mica]

ahhhhh

[faint dragon]

I had 15 games for it.

[fluid mica]

my ds is gonna die and my game wont saveeee

[faint dragon]

I still have all of them.

i remember beating new super mario bros 2 and right before it saved the ds died

Wow.

i died

[fluid mica]

Oof

[amber tapir]

davoid#4988 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fluid mica]

Such bad word

[faint dragon]

the hell

[stray adder]

🌚

[faint dragon]

Star granted to @amber tapir

[fluid mica]

But @amber tapir deserves a star every time

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica Agreed, it’s a hard working bot.

[stray adder]

Very hard working, very cool

[amber tapir]

°°#7158 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

i said the poo emoji

i am wheezing so hard

Amazing.

[fluid mica]

#getbanned

[stray adder]

Thx reee6, very cool

[faint dragon]

ok so i can say hell but not poo

bruv moment

[fluid mica]

More like big oof moment

[faint dragon]

when that turned green...

Nintendo DSi.

no

2ds xl

[fluid mica]

gotta save my game reeeeeee

flashes red

[faint dragon]

I found this one day:

i had it die on me right when i beat the game 2 or 3 times

[fluid mica]

Oml

@faint dragon

[faint dragon]

I know...

and then i lost the game

and now i cant find it

and now i cant beat it anymore

cries

It’s fine.

[stray adder]

Get a simulator and play on pc

[faint dragon]

bruh no im not pirating

[fluid mica]

I need to thank my 3ds for being introduced tk asphalt

[faint dragon]

Or a console.

[fluid mica]

With asphalt 3d

[faint dragon]

asphalt 3d

oh yes

[fluid mica]

(Pretty much asphalt 6)

[faint dragon]

but low resolution

👍

240p

240p

[fluid mica]

Exactly lol @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

2 4 0 p

Hm...

[fluid mica]

1 4 4 p

[faint dragon]

i 100% kirbys triple deluxe

[fluid mica]

Nice

[faint dragon]

but then it died

thankfully it s a v e d

[fluid mica]

Well guys it is time for me to go

[faint dragon]

oof

[fluid mica]

See ya guys

[faint dragon]

bye

[fluid mica]

Bye

[stray adder]

Ooo

Oof

[faint dragon]

Goodbye for now @fluid mica
Take care.

[faint dragon]

cool

[faint dragon]

wheeze

[zenith moon]

This goes well with all the anti-vape pop up ads in the game

[fluid mica]

And thats approved by someone xd

[quaint niche]

Hey

[fluid mica]

@faint dragon thanks and goodbye

[quaint niche]

Finished 5 seasons!

[fluid mica]

Bye again @faint dragon

Nice @quaint niche

[quaint niche]

Yea

[fluid mica]

Sorry i cant talk more but im big tired rn

[quaint niche]

Ok

[faint dragon]

big

[fluid mica]

I just tried to do the car hunt and was over the time limit to get the bmw pack by almost 5 seconds

Thats how i know im tired

[faint dragon]

oooof

Okei.

[fluid mica]

5 not 10 sorry

[quaint niche]

Oh

[fluid mica]

I cant type

[faint dragon]

0

[fluid mica]

Still bad tho

[quaint niche]

U so tired u can’t type?

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica That was me yesterday.

[fluid mica]

It might be that way xd @quaint niche

[quaint niche]

xD

[faint dragon]

I was too tired and I kept giving the wrong responses when anyone asked me anything on the server.

[quaint niche]

Oh xD

That’s funny

[fluid mica]

Thats y i really shouldnt be on rn @faint dragon

Dont wanna be misleading

[quaint niche]

Good point

What time? @fluid mica

[fluid mica]

10 55 @quaint niche

[quaint niche]

Same here

[fluid mica]

(Pm if u couldnt guess)

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica Just try to rest. Lights off, no screen, and listen to some calm music or sounds that you like.

11:55 pm here.

[fluid mica]

Its been a long day

[quaint niche]

I could guess cause we got the same time

[fluid mica]

Will do @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

11:55

👍

[fluid mica]

Bye again (hopefully for the last time) guys

[quaint niche]

Gn @fluid mica sweet dreams

[fluid mica]

Ill talk tmmrw

[faint dragon]

Okei.

bye

[fluid mica]

And it gonna be fathers day

[quaint niche]

Hope u have good sleep

[fluid mica]

So i wont be online as much

[faint dragon]

@fluid mica Goodnight, have a good night’s sleep!

[quaint niche]

Same

[fluid mica]

Bye @quaint niche @faint dragon

[quaint niche]

Yea gn have a good sleep

[fluid mica]

Thanks guys

U too @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

you too

[quaint niche]

@fluid mica see ya

[fluid mica]

See ya

[faint dragon]

b y e

[quaint niche]

I’m surprised I’m not tired @faint dragon

How are u not tired?

It’s almost 12 there

[faint dragon]

shrek

@quaint niche Because New Yorkers always sleep late.

[fluid mica]

Talk tmmrw

Bwyeeee

[quaint niche]

Oh lol

See ya 👋

[faint dragon]

bye

[quaint niche]

Gn

[faint dragon]

[fluid mica]

😎 🔥 💯

[quaint niche]

@faint dragon smart

I have to leave at 12 to get back home

[faint dragon]

[fluid mica]

💤 💤

[faint dragon]

👏

clap on, clap off

@quaint niche What time is it for you?

[quaint niche]

So no sleeping late tomorrow sadly

11:00 pm

[faint dragon]

Oh.

about 12 here

11:59 pm now.

yea

[quaint niche]

Cool

[faint dragon]

rise and shine its the next day

yawns

[quaint niche]

xD that’s true

For u

[faint dragon]

I got a photo of the Manhattan skyline a few weeks ago.

[quaint niche]

That’s cool

[faint dragon]

looks nice

[faint dragon]

[craggy trench]

ello ello ello

[jovial peak]

Yo

[craggy trench]

life is so fun

[faint dragon]

I’ve held many wild animals before surprisingly.

[craggy trench]

i ate another w a f f l e today

[faint dragon]

Oh, nice.

[craggy trench]

sounds interesting

i cant touch anything with fur

[faint dragon]

Allergies?

[craggy trench]

so i have chickens C:

nope i just am not alloud to

wrong spelling i asume

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[craggy trench]

do you have any pets?

[ruby tundra]

Me Haz a burd

[faint dragon]

I have two cats, but I’ve had other species before.

[craggy trench]

ooooo interesting

what are their names?

[faint dragon]

Liam and Luna.

[craggy trench]

awwwww

[jovial peak]

Hhh

Plz don't

[faint dragon]

One is Persian, the other American Shorthair.

@jovial peak But it’s adorable.

[craggy trench]

ahah

[jovial peak]

U know y

[craggy trench]

i hate dogs, but cats are fine

[faint dragon]

I almost forgot...

[craggy trench]

?

[faint dragon]

I apologize @jovial peak

[jovial peak]

😢

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench It’s a personal thing for them...

[craggy trench]

i see

well lets talk abot chickens then 😄

[faint dragon]

Alright.

[jovial peak]

Yeet

[craggy trench]

i have 4

[jovial peak]

KFC

[faint dragon]

I had a chicken before.

[craggy trench]

nooooo

[jovial peak]

What

[craggy trench]

my chickens love ric

[jovial peak]

I don't eat there

[craggy trench]

e

[faint dragon]

Yes, I did.

[craggy trench]

interesting

[faint dragon]

My chicken used to eat a lot of grains and salad.

[jovial peak]

I stepped on a dead pigeon thinking it was a piece of wood a decade ago

[faint dragon]

...

[craggy trench]

my chickens love grains too, but they loveeee rice

i just read ur message lol

[jovial peak]

My mouth like chicken wings

[craggy trench]

thats sad

._.

[jovial peak]

The pigeon thing scared me

I was 5

[craggy trench]

AHAHAHA

[jovial peak]

Since then

[fluid mica]

itz a me i cant go to bed and was abt to respond to @faint dragon but i saw that

[craggy trench]

funn

[jovial peak]

Road-killed always amused me

[craggy trench]

how fun

my sister attacked me

[fluid mica]

Well now imma have nightmares

Thx guys

[craggy trench]

ur welcome

our pleasure

[jovial peak]

I approached someone with an axe

[craggy trench]

wth

[jovial peak]

This one right her e.

They tried to get me with their car

[craggy trench]

wthhh

[jovial peak]

I didn't do anything to him

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak ...

[jovial peak]

He just got outta there fast

[craggy trench]

how amazing

[faint dragon]

[craggy trench]

i would have wooped them

[jovial peak]

Nah

I chased him

So he drive area gay

[craggy trench]

wth 😂

[cerulean delta]

WHY

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench Just disregard the insults...

[cerulean delta]

I WILL

[craggy trench]

you sure have an interesting life dont ya

[jovial peak]

Yes

One of my windows is stained

[cerulean delta]

ARREST

YOU

[craggy trench]

he'll hit u with his axe if u arrest him

[jovial peak]

Bc my dumbfcl< friend burned it

[craggy trench]

then you wont be able to arrest anyone

[cerulean delta]

@jovial peak why did you chase him?

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak has a friend.

[jovial peak]

He tried to hit me with his car

[faint dragon]

Interesting.

[jovial peak]

It was at night as well

[cerulean delta]

yep...

he’s a KILLER!!!

[jovial peak]

I can show u the truck

[faint dragon]

It happened to me once actually.

[jovial peak]

Tomorrow morning

[craggy trench]

the weirdest situation ive been in was probably when this guy was trying to aproach me

[cerulean delta]

i almost got ran over twice

[faint dragon]

Same.

[craggy trench]

world record

[cerulean delta]

i was trying to cross Atlantic Avenue without the light

[jovial peak]

I biked into a: truck, 2 people, an F Type SVR, and a Tesla

[craggy trench]

recordss

[jovial peak]

And my house

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta That happens all the time on Atlantic Avenue, really.

[cerulean delta]

yeah...

[jovial peak]

I cut off about 5 people

It was fun

[cerulean delta]

ok

for no reason, right @jovial peak

[craggy trench]

i never cross at the lights when im at school

[jovial peak]

I almost hit this

[craggy trench]

its way too long to walk when u could just walk though

[cerulean delta]

Ferarri:..

[craggy trench]

wow

[jovial peak]

As in, my brakes failed a bit

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak You haven’t seen NYC drivers yet it seems.

[jovial peak]

And I was 4 inches from hitting it

[craggy trench]

wow

smart

s

m

a

[jovial peak]

I always hear people say New York is cold

[craggy trench]

r

t

ive never

[jovial peak]

It isn't

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak You have to be here to experience it. 👍

[jovial peak]

And I went they during winter

[cerulean delta]

@faint dragon it happend because there was no lights at the place i was trying to cross... i got stuck in the middle of atlantic avenue for at least 5 minutes, tried to cross, almost failed badly, and then finally, 2 drivers stopped for me

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Was it near Stop and Shop? There’s a section there without lights.

[cerulean delta]

@faint dragon somewhere in between 127th and 124th street

[faint dragon]

Oh, near Woodhaven?

[cerulean delta]

yep

[jovial peak]

I saw 911

[faint dragon]

Yes, there aren’t many street lights there.

@jovial peak It’s called the World Trade Center.

[craggy trench]

interesting

[jovial peak]

No I saw the airplane

[craggy trench]

so now you guys are google maths too

maps* oops

[faint dragon]

Yes.

[cerulean delta]

there was one at 123rd street, but I wanted to take a Risky Shortcut

[faint dragon]

I just remember streets.

[craggy trench]

interesting

you just magically remember streets, foods and cars

w a f f l e s

[cerulean delta]

@jovial peak very very sad, i watched it on tv about 10 years later, and i saw people jumping out the building...

[jovial peak]

Table reveal

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta The streets on Woodhaven are long, try going to the end where there are crosswalks if you can.

[mental harbor]

@jovial peak hmm, i saw one too a few weeks ago

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak Nice wood on the table.

[craggy trench]

interesting

[jovial peak]

U know what else I saw?

[craggy trench]

me c:

[mental harbor]

@jovial peak Me

[jovial peak]

Yes

[cerulean delta]

How to make a butterfly:

get a fly
put it in butter

[craggy trench]

wooooow

[faint dragon]

Hm...

[craggy trench]

life hax

[mental harbor]

@cerulean delta my phone fell in my face when you said that...

Ouch

[craggy trench]

sad

[cerulean delta]

Oof

[faint dragon]

@mental harbor Well that hurts.

[craggy trench]

sometimes pain is the key u know 😄

[cerulean delta]

how to make a hot dog

get a dog
put it in microwave

[craggy trench]

my chickens are digging a hole wth

[faint dragon]

🤔

[craggy trench]

having their weekly shower

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[craggy trench]

why not use a campfire @cerulean delta

[faint dragon]

Mine used to do the same.

[craggy trench]

i think its cute

[faint dragon]

It is.

[jovial peak]

I've seen many huyara

[mental harbor]

@jovial peak furai, you didn't show what else you saw

[cerulean delta]

how to make a pool noodle

get a noodle
get a pool
put the noodle in the pool

[jovial peak]

Bc this is my second phone

[mental harbor]

@jovial peak huyara?

[jovial peak]

Yes

My old phone has all car pics

[mental harbor]

U mean huayra

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Clever.

[jovial peak]

Yes

[craggy trench]

i met a really creepy guy off here

this gc

[mental harbor]

I remember i saw 2 porsche and a ferrari in a day at the Streets

Very rare in my Country

[craggy trench]

interesting

i saw a ferrari store once

[faint dragon]

All the big name car dealers are in Manhattan, like Lamborghini, Ferrari etc.

I’ve only ever passed by them.

[jovial peak]

Hm

Ok

Laptop time

[craggy trench]

interesting

[faint dragon]

Okay.

[jovial peak]

Cool car time

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak You’re going to play A9?

[jovial peak]

Idk

[craggy trench]

i have a really dumb question

[faint dragon]

Alright.

[craggy trench]

so i made a club, and obviously its failing pretty hard, and i want to join one but like my 50 tokens have been gone to waste

idk what to doo

it had like 7 members

[jovial peak]

XD

[craggy trench]

has*

[jovial peak]

What's it called

[craggy trench]

Fire

Fantacy

[jovial peak]

Fire...

[craggy trench]

its d u m b

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench You can get 55 tokens daily by completing daily challenges. Also, you can check in the #🍏・ios-clubs channel to see if there are any available clubs.

[craggy trench]

i see

[jovial peak]

I will find it

[craggy trench]

why?

[jovial peak]

Y not

[cerulean delta]

actually 40 tokens @faint dragon because the combo reward will be asterion bps

[craggy trench]

i see

[faint dragon]

Oh, I meant after the Asterion has been maxed.

[jovial peak]

I get 15 tokens

[cerulean delta]

me too

[craggy trench]

i get..... 0

[cerulean delta]

https://streamable.com/3mc8u
this is probably very copyrighted, but...

[jovial peak]

sup

[cerulean delta]

very copyrighted video ⬆️

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench Just play at least three daily events, open packs, upgrade something daily and there you go, tokens.

[jovial peak]

shall i flex some stuff

[craggy trench]

ty

no

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta has been accused for copyright.

[jovial peak]

i got nothing to flex

[cerulean delta]

Hahaha @amber tapir has been outsmarted

[faint dragon]

Oh.

[craggy trench]

i can flex about my laptop

[jovial peak]

what is it

[cerulean delta]

i can flex my 2 star huracan, and my 1 star J

[craggy trench]

i do it to the annoying kids

[jovial peak]

i can flex about my 4 phones

[craggy trench]

its a macboookkkk

air

[jovial peak]

macbook is garbage

[cerulean delta]

i flex about my cats

[craggy trench]

rose gold

[faint dragon]

All I can show that’s good are my artworks and creations, but that’s all.

[craggy trench]

finger primt

id

[cerulean delta]

ok

[jovial peak]

i can also flex my wallpapers

i can flex: my

[craggy trench]

has a mirror so you can see your self

[jovial peak]

my air canon

my axe

[cerulean delta]

LOL

LMAO

HAHAHA

[jovial peak]

my 170$ helmet

[cerulean delta]

HEHE

lol

[craggy trench]

i can flex about my hair

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench That sounds really nice.

[cerulean delta]

lmao

[craggy trench]

yup

[jovial peak]

my wireless beats

my 4 phones

my 2 computers

my bike

[cerulean delta]

i can flex about my bike too

[jovial peak]

i can also flex my muscles

[faint dragon]

Okay?...

[cerulean delta]

okay

[jovial peak]

bc im stronger than i seem

[cerulean delta]

this is not funny anymore... let’s stop

[jovial peak]

yes

[craggy trench]

an i oop

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Agreed.

[craggy trench]

opinions on ariana grande?

[faint dragon]

Different topic.

She’s nice.

[jovial peak]

ok

[cerulean delta]

what’s the difference between cats and cows?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta My cat looks like a cow.

[cerulean delta]

what’s the quickest way to get from point a to point B?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Walking.

[cerulean delta]

What’s the meaning of Meaning?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Definition.

[craggy trench]

waitttt i have a riddle

[cerulean delta]

Who Came first, the chicken or the pig?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta The chicken.

@craggy trench Nice! I like riddles.

[cerulean delta]

who invented toilet roll?

[craggy trench]

the creator of toilet roll

[cerulean delta]

What should i eat today?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta A waffle.

[craggy trench]

w a f f l e s

[cerulean delta]

Where are the aliens

[jovial peak]

the frying pan

the frying pan

[cerulean delta]

who is chungabunga?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta On planet Earth.

@cerulean delta An alien.

[craggy trench]

okay so mr and mrs waffle have 6 daughters, each daugher has a brother, how many people are in the family?

[cerulean delta]

Where is The Cat army?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta In NYC.

[cerulean delta]

Can i eat 3 leaves?

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench 9?

[cerulean delta]

Can pigs actually Fly?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Yes.

@cerulean delta In your dreams.

[jovial peak]

Lamborghini Prius 812 GTS Coupe sport

[craggy trench]

yup its 9

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak Perfect.

@craggy trench Oh, wow! I got it right!

[cerulean delta]

Why is Yes pronunced ‘Ye es’ and Eyes is pronounced ‘Ey Y ze’?

[craggy trench]

yup ur smart

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta It’s English.

[cerulean delta]

Where is my Lamborghini?

[craggy trench]

in ur dreams

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta I don’t know, but I have 2.

[cerulean delta]

Who invented Tomatoes?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Planet Earth.

[cerulean delta]

Who was the first person to be a person?

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta A human.

[craggy trench]

ill join pheonix

a monkey

[cerulean delta]

@craggy trench you should join my club

[jovial peak]

@cerulean delta my left ariola

[craggy trench]

oh, what is it?

[cerulean delta]

i’ll direct message you

[craggy trench]

alright

[faint dragon]

Well, no more questions.

[cerulean delta]

last question

Where is my time? wifi status? battery percentage?

[jovial peak]

no one caring intensifies

[cerulean delta]

😮😅👖🙏😍😂✌️😮🐈👌🐍😂👃🦀😂🐈✌️😰👋✌️

my recently used emojis

[jovial peak]

ok

[cerulean delta]

Yay

This is IOS gang!!

[craggy trench]

indeeed

[cerulean delta]

@craggy trench
@faint dragon
@jovial peak
@cerulean delta

[jovial peak]

ye?

[cerulean delta]

ios gang

[craggy trench]

what has no doors, had keys, has no rooms but has space, you can exit but you can enter, what am i

[jovial peak]

yee

[cerulean delta]

a toilet

[jovial peak]

@craggy trench the 22nd of July

[craggy trench]

no?

[cerulean delta]

a broken toilet without the top

[jovial peak]

dang

@craggy trench the bluest cockroach

[cerulean delta]

the 241062nd of Novectoberyemember

[craggy trench]

no

[jovial peak]

cya

[craggy trench]

ur keyboard

[jovial peak]

gonna bruch my teeth rn

[cerulean delta]

@jovial peak Okay

cya

[jovial peak]

ill be back in a bit

[craggy trench]

toodles

[cerulean delta]

okay

[jovial peak]

Haha

[cerulean delta]

@faint dragon is gone...

[jovial peak]

I am now in my bathroom

[cerulean delta]

no dinner for me...

[jovial peak]

Wall reveal

[cerulean delta]

@jovial peak more impressive than a blank wall

[jovial peak]

Yup

Door knob reveal

[cerulean delta]

charger reveal

[jovial peak]

Door reveal

[cerulean delta]

face reveal

[jovial peak]

XD

[amber tapir]

Sana#4564 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[craggy trench]

wth

[cerulean delta]

@amber tapir is on steroids

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta Oh, sorry. I was just eating a piece of bread.

[cerulean delta]

@faint dragon i was just eating an oversalted burger

my tongue almost fell off

[jovial peak]

U bread er get over here

[faint dragon]

[cerulean delta]

now i am drowning in water

[faint dragon]

I don’t eat much.

[cerulean delta]

HELP

[jovial peak]

Ha

[faint dragon]

I had a salad earlier.

[cerulean delta]

me neither @faint dragon

i eat around 1000 calories a day

[jovial peak]

H

[faint dragon]

That’s fine.

[cerulean delta]

Can i be a cow?

can i be smarter than clever?

[faint dragon]

If you want to.

Possibly.

[cerulean delta]

What happens when february Aproaches?

[faint dragon]

Valentine’s Day.

[cerulean delta]

what happens when cat sneezes?

[jovial peak]

Autocorrect

[faint dragon]

I don’t know.

[cerulean delta]

how do i become a robot

how to stop snoring

[jovial peak]

Gg

[faint dragon]

Ask @amber tapir

[cerulean delta]

how to make bumblebees happy?

[faint dragon]

Get a yellow car.

[cerulean delta]

How do i fix my Massive dog

[faint dragon]

Get a puppy.

[cerulean delta]

How do i get a puppy

[faint dragon]

Go to an adoption center.

[cerulean delta]

how to go to an adoption center?

[faint dragon]

Look at Google Maps.

[cerulean delta]

How to look at google maps?

[faint dragon]

Keep the questions coming, Pan Cake’s ready...

[craggy trench]

imteresting

[faint dragon]

You use your phone.

[cerulean delta]

How do i use my phone?

[faint dragon]

You get a phone first.

[cerulean delta]

how do i get a phone

[faint dragon]

You pay for it with money.

[cerulean delta]

how do i get money?

[faint dragon]

You deposit a paycheck.

[pale leaf]

you dont

[cerulean delta]

How do i deposit a paycheck?

[faint dragon]

You get a bank account to deposit it in.

[cerulean delta]

how do i get a bank account?

[faint dragon]

You sign up at a bank.

[cerulean delta]

how do i sign up at a bank?

[faint dragon]

Online or in bank.

[cerulean delta]

how do i kill a dead fly

[jovial peak]

how do u stop asking retarded questions

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak That’s a little mean...

[jovial peak]

hm

i didnt MEAN it

[cerulean delta]

how do i breathe?

[jovial peak]

inhale

[faint dragon]

You use your respiratory system.

[cerulean delta]

can i inhale without exhaling?

[faint dragon]

No.

[old solstice]

:v

[cerulean delta]

: (

[jovial peak]

yes

if u want to die

[faint dragon]

Well that’s not an option.

[cerulean delta]

how do i die?

[jovial peak]

kill yourself

[old solstice]

Cre:FB

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak No, don’t say that.

[cerulean delta]

how do i break my dog

[jovial peak]

hit it

[old solstice]

Hmm

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta That’s not a good question to ask...

[jovial peak]

with a baseball bat

[cerulean delta]

how do i get a car

[old solstice]

Or a crowbar

[faint dragon]

@jovial peak That is just an awful way of thinking.

[jovial peak]

steal one

[old solstice]

Yeah

[cerulean delta]

how do i fix a cow

[jovial peak]

buy a lambo

[old solstice]

Kill it

;)

[jovial peak]

😉

[cerulean delta]

how do i kill an It

[jovial peak]

use your face

[old solstice]

Kill yourself

:))

[cerulean delta]

...

[jovial peak]

,,,

[cerulean delta]

i said It.

[craggy trench]

an i oop

[cerulean delta]

not me...

[craggy trench]

im back

[old solstice]

Ehhh

:))

Hi @craggy trench

[faint dragon]

...

[cerulean delta]

that joke was not even funny @old solstice

[craggy trench]

e l l o

[cerulean delta]

it was just pure evil

[old solstice]

Bruh sr:v

[jovial peak]

it JOKE

[old solstice]

I didnt mean that

:v

[faint dragon]

Its not a joke.

[cerulean delta]

okay whatever @old solstice

[old solstice]

;)

[faint dragon]

Alright, enough.

[old solstice]

Ya

[jovial peak]

how quaint

[cerulean delta]

i try to make jokes... but this happens... it’s sad... i’m just trying to make people laugh...

[jovial peak]

what is ur MP rating

[faint dragon]

@cerulean delta It’s alright.

[jovial peak]

we can race together maybe

[faint dragon]

Unranked for this season.

[jovial peak]

bc nothing will lift your spirits mroe than playing A9

[faint dragon]

@low sand Wow, precision. Hopefully no one was hurt in that though.

[cerulean delta]

...

[low sand]

Really sad meme

[faint dragon]

@low sand That’s funny.

@low sand Oh, I found polite cat.

I like it.

Close enough.

[jovial peak]

u tried 👏

[craggy trench]

ello ello ello

im back

[jovial peak]

yo

[craggy trench]

ciao

ciao = ello in italian

[jovial peak]

ok

[craggy trench]

ok indeed

im bored

[jovial peak]

ok

wanna try MP?

[craggy trench]

._.

what is mp

oof im sorry

[jovial peak]

multiplayer

[craggy trench]

oh

cant lol me phones ded

[jovial peak]

oof

charge it

[craggy trench]

it is

on charge

do u remember paparia

[jovial peak]

mine hasnt been ded in a year

[craggy trench]

i see

[old solstice]

Need it??

Cre:FB

[craggy trench]

?

looks scary

[old solstice]

Hmm

Capitalism cant get it tho

[amber tapir]

Sana#4564 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[craggy trench]

:c

[old solstice]

:(

[craggy trench]

will i get banned if i get too many warnings?

[old solstice]

About 2-3 times u will be muted

[craggy trench]

oh

[old solstice]

For 5-10 mins

[craggy trench]

its been 3 lol

[old solstice]

Hmm

Depends on wat u do??

Serious or not

Lel

[craggy trench]

ignore my dumb bum for sendimg messages to a bot

[jovial peak]

haha

[old solstice]

REE

[craggy trench]

but the first one i send a gif ._.

o_o

0_0

O_O

[jovial peak]

that requires a link

[craggy trench]

stoopid

im boredddd

[jovial peak]

haha

[craggy trench]

å߃©˙∆˚¬†¥¨ˆøπ

[jovial peak]

wait here

[craggy trench]

magic

k

[jovial peak]

i guess u could say, you're a little BOARD

[craggy trench]

._.

o_o

0_0

O_O

x_x

X_X

thank u next

[old solstice]

👍

[old solstice]

:))

[faint dragon]

@craggy trench Is that an Ariana Grande reference?

@jovial peak Oh, nice pun.

[jovial peak]

took u long enuff

[faint dragon]

Yes, I was doing other things.

I just got back.

[craggy trench]

@faint dragon yes

[faint dragon]

Oh, I had a feeling it was. 👍

I remember them playing it on the store’s radio at the mall last winter, that’s how I knew.

[craggy trench]

lol

hows life

[jovial peak]

1/3 of a pie

hbu

[faint dragon]

Good.

[craggy trench]

mine sucks

[faint dragon]

How so?

[craggy trench]

need to write a story

[jovial peak]

oof

XD

[craggy trench]

my teacher said my story is too dreamatic

hes a bully

[jovial peak]

lol

[faint dragon]

🤔

[craggy trench]

dramatic

its about a girl finding out shes adopted

[faint dragon]

That doesn’t seem like a bad story.

[craggy trench]

yeah i know but my teacher says imexaggerating

[faint dragon]

I had a teacher like that too, they didn’t like the stories I wrote.

[craggy trench]

do u want to see lol

my teacher is just too picky

[faint dragon]

Sure, you can Direct Message it if you want.

[jovial peak]

i have a neat story

[faint dragon]

But surprisingly, I ended up getting the only writing award at graduation.

[jovial peak]

XD

[faint dragon]

Shocking.

[jovial peak]

bc ur teacher cant treack

[faint dragon]

They didn’t like them because they were too “college level”.

[jovial peak]

XD

are u in college

[faint dragon]

I’d rather keep that unspecified.

[jovial peak]

fair enough

[merry moat]

Hi all !!

😄

[jovial peak]

wow

im about to leave

😢

[faint dragon]

Hello @merry moat

[merry moat]

😁

[cerulean delta]

hey @merry moat

[craggy trench]

ello

[old solstice]

@faint dragon me too

Kinda smooth

[mental harbor]

Aaaahhh, the lights went off D:

[fierce aspen]

Good lord

What a post

[amber tapir]

Ｓｈａｄｙ縁新ろ#5187 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fierce aspen]

No

Slime souls are way too precious a commodity!

[amber tapir]

°°#7158 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

bruh

[amber tapir]

°°#7158 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

this bot muted me because i said the poop emoji

[mental harbor]

PoopEmoji.jpg

[amber tapir]

°°#7158 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[faint dragon]

bruh

ok so i can say frick and hell but not the poo emoji

[faint dragon]

He's here

screams

[mental harbor]

Ah great, im hearing a song called Lights, but light is exactly what i don't have...

[faint dragon]

oof

[fluid mica]

B i g o o f

[faint dragon]

helulu

🅱 ottom text

Shop

Shop

Interfere

q

[fluid mica]

Lol

[faint dragon]

apple sellin a 1000 dollar monitor stand for a 5000 dollar monitor that connects to a 6000 dollar computer

all of this is sold separately

[fluid mica]

Gotta love apple

[faint dragon]

great deal

a 6,000 dollar cheese grater

[fluid mica]

What we r looking at here children is the start of how apple went bankrupt

[faint dragon]

yes

and before the new one

apple sold a 3000 dollar trash can

with trash specs

[fluid mica]

Yes

Yes they did

Thats y u buy a pc

[faint dragon]

i could get a high quality laptop with specs on par with this trash can for 399

[fluid mica]

I wouldnt be suprised if u could

[faint dragon]

oh wait the price went up to 550

oof

[fluid mica]

Rip

[faint dragon]

but its still a much much better deal than that trash can

[fluid mica]

Macs r dumb to me

Bc they have a upcharge of about 900%

[faint dragon]

macs are literal trash

[fluid mica]

Just bc theres a apple on the monitor sold separately

[faint dragon]

also they be selling a 200 dollar metal ring that is required to attach the monitor to the stand

sold separately

[fluid mica]

Whats next apple vr? each lense sold sepratly

[faint dragon]

i could get a decent car for as much as a mac pro with monitor and stand

[fluid mica]

Or be a 🐳 in a9

[faint dragon]

yea

[fluid mica]

Hey did u hear about the new mac monitor!!!!! screen sold separately

[faint dragon]

also they selling the iphone xr with not even full hd resolution and lcd display for 800 in 2019

[fluid mica]

Yes

[faint dragon]

i could get a better resolution on my potato

[fluid mica]

Yes they are

[faint dragon]

i could get a better resolution on a calculator

[fluid mica]

But it has 60fps for a9

[faint dragon]

sure

it has that

[fluid mica]

but my phone somehow cant reeeeeee

[faint dragon]

look at this resolution

[fluid mica]

The j a g g e d e d g e s

[stray adder]

Such quality

[faint dragon]

on high quality

[stray adder]

Real high res

[faint dragon]

4k

no wait

[fluid mica]

(ik its really zoomed in)

Wait so lets compare graphics between phones

[faint dragon]

show a car

[fluid mica]

Pc obvously has the best graphics

[faint dragon]

and thats on a phone

i cant even get those graphics on a pc