#🪄・off-topic
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Yup
Thanks
I use another deck.
I don't use this everytime
Who?
One of?
Nah..
Not nubs
😆 😆
You should support criminals so you can earn more money
Law enforcement is stupid
Get rid of pathetic law enforcements from all around the world
Better off supporting criminals
Fight for criminals
I fight for GL 🤷
i would like to mention that these are the Egoista's pedals
Anyone here ?
I am looking for help to understand one line of text
[1:31 AM] Mastalove32: good evening I said how you call and koi you played it is not complicated koi
started off with
1:23 AM] Mastalove32: good evening I wanted to know how you call and koi played you too
I dont understand what is koi for one and how can i be played by my self
Koi seems to be a somebody
or at least what i understand from the text
It's when people contact you and dont know any other language to speak and cant understand english.
Cant even make sentences that make sense using translator
did i just have a stroke?
Well now think of what i feel when i get to have someone DM me bs like this a total puzzle to understand
For those of you who don't know, Colonel Harland Sanders was a real guy who really created some really good chicken. Unfortunately, some of the decisions mad...
Goku + Thomas the tank engine
Thomku
Why does this remind me of ultra instinct shaggy?
he is also in ultra instinct haha
I cant explain why it looks and reminds me of ultra instinct shaggy but it does
Its face reminds me of him
yeah the dead inside look
😂 😂 😂
@faint dragon hey @burnt hamlet is finding you
That image is how my cars always look when I choose to go toward a jump too late and my car only hits the edge and then flips over
(With touchdrive)
@faint dragon
I guess he’s going to get annoyed 😝
why giving ideas 🤦
https://9gag.com/gag/aGZ2ogZ
Using Slipstream with Regera on Himalayas
@formal cloak U do know if TOU was enbled in Asphalt 9, then blueprints will not be neccessary again, so it wont happen
TOU means?
@daring beacon - I will DM you. We should not talk about these things on this server.
HELLPPP!
I’m stuck! 😩
Yes bruh
it's def possible in the game, but because of licensing issues, Lamborghini simply doesnt allow it
the AI cars are definitely an oversight
yeah a shame three unrelated companies need to go to make way for Porsche
current Volkswagen AG is a jerk
And they say it can't be done. Well i just did it. Hope it answers all impossibilities you had. BTW, if you happen to have a fix for the current glitch in ne...
Alright, @faint dragon has been warned for 'no advertising'.
@faint dragon hi
@burnt hamlet and me are finding you
And?!
Yeah
#56.7MillionViewsIn24Hours
#BiggestPremiereOnYT979K
#100MillionViewsIn62Hours
Blackpink in you area~
Queens👑👑👑👑
Who is that
Looking for some people to join a competitive PUBG Mobile team
Alright, @tight coral has been warned for 'Posted an invite'.
@pale rain what the hecc is a black pink???!!!
@stoic maplea South Korea band
i'm not interested anyway lol
but usa idiols is full of pervert in music
Yo, can i set PC as my device?
@vapid totem type ?win in #🪅・bot-commands
thx mate
Pls <@&469459051105878016> be very fare with all players
No one is pro and noob for u
Everyone is a players
So make discussion after thinking and not under influence of some utuber or so called pro player
Thanks
@elfin basinnice
Don't have it. But I'll go for attack.

@faint dragon @faint dragon I know him. He ain't hacking. It looks like quick span because it updated late on your screen. Connection issue. Anyways, Gameloft will look into his account and depending on that will take necessary action.
@faint dragon let's catch the real hackers instead, the ones using nitro and speed hacks.
Most of the teleports you see in MP are actually connection isssue
da hec...i slept in last circle in pubg, got shot in the bum. Now i dont play game anymore
i swam so many miles...only to end up like that
What a weird mail I have...
😳. Be careful
memed it
@teal cradle I have actually lost several races because of that jet.
True
Is funny though.
@pale onyx The traffic wasnt an issue...the jet was
i have wrecked against traffic
a lot
it especially makes me mad on ultimate AI races
Wait for it.. 💀
@burnt hamlet Look what i did...turned asphalt 8 to WWE 8
oh hey, i've only this edit everysingle time in those funny moments compilations
sorry
if there were powerups in Asphalt that should be one of them
Lol
Lmao the number of cheater reports that are just people reporting players who have done nothing wrong just cause they lost a race to them and they’re salty
👻
O
Oof topic
join the dance
haha, not into that stuff bro
I like hot anime bro 😂
it did not appear
the dancing baby
Please share more gifs so I can steal them
🐦
Yo guys any suggestions for club CUZ my club sucks
Wait for it.. 😈
what anime
Idk
I just found the meme
😬 👍
Great
@faint dragon lol 😂
Oo...
The death screen has evolved with time
Asphalt 9 community server there
Invite ur entire team
Be the one to claim all new stages rewards get support from best top teams and grow in game
So they can be special and 1st to see rewards and all stuffs
Contact
RpM
BHP
Fury
Pro Tm
Furious
And other top teams or players to join the server....
Get all stages rewards of special events
Win
iOS
Android
Limited members on servers allowed
Join before limit exceeds
Why that Bug in those pants gotta cover the shoes like that! 😩
Race under the Caribbean Sun, in the brand new location of Asphalt 9: Legends! New update coming up tomorrow! Download Asphalt 9 ► http://gmlft.co/A9YTDL To ...
hello!
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<——
Who wants to eat me?
@faint dragonCan u believe someone hacked Asphalt Xtreme
Of all games in the world...he hacked Asphalt Xtreme
When the game drops bps better than Asphalt 9
Lol
@teal cradle And who is that 'someone' 🤔
@faint dragonThis was today in the #476688306659262485 section
Wth seriously? Why and How did he do it 🤣 lol
This is kinda serious and lame at the same time for me. Because I don't play Xtreme actually @teal cradle
Oof topic
Alright, @faint dragon has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.
@faint dragonidk why. Xtreme has better BP drops and rewards. Why hack a game that already gives good rewards. It's like trying to make it in Santa's good list twice in one Christmas
@teal cradle Some people are too greedy to earn or too lazy to work. I guess.
Lol. If he used real money to buy stuff, I'd understand
Agreed. I am racing now. I'll talk later.
I like the exclusive necklace it's wearing
@daring beacon nothing bad car, I thought you got a Mustang XD 😂
and i like that garland on it)
@proven nimbus i ve been thinkin how to call this aero upgrade too)
Its a tradition in our country@proven nimbus
Are all cars dressed up
Whenever we buy a vehicle we have a.......puja with it. If I put it correctly.
Blessing the new car
The Garland is kept for earlier days.
Just during Dusehra festival, we do a puja of vehicles
Yup
I have learnt something today.
Yep..
At that time we decorate them with garlands, markings made of Vermilion + sandal + kumkum
Mark my words. I have learnt something
😂
Kumkum?
Visit here if you guys have some time someday 🤣 @formal cloak @proven nimbus
hahahaha
Mark my words. I will someday
Kumkum - is generally put on a females forehead as a sign of she being married
Ew
@formal cloak I didn't knew you're Indian as well 👀
I never never kumkum there
Noun. kumkum (uncountable) A red powder, made from saffron or turmeric, used ceremonially by Hindu women to make various markings on the body, especially the tilak.
its not like a lot of kumkum
Lol
@faint dragon - Yeah buddy, I am Niksasphalt.. 😃
Just a little bit of kumkum
Lol you changed your name
👀
Mark his eyes
I was searching Google for kumkum meaning, and I get results for Hindi TV show Kumkum Bhagya🤣 🤣 🤣
@proven nimbus mate, just stop trolling over peoples tradition
Yup
@austere glacier I'm only joking
@formal cloak he @austere glacier is also Furious Outlaws, our club mate
well, ok, maybe i understand incorrect)
Its always nice to share traditions. I love to travel and know about people from different countries and traditions
i am learning smthg new here too)
You all are welcome 🤗
That is?
What doubt
no doubt
At all
In the stock yard, more than 3 yrs ago
Cool
A herd of fords
Yup
@daring beacon local assembly? we dont have such cars in Russia
That's a herd
So the figo is a basically a fiesta in the UK
@austere glacier yes, assembled in few Ford plants in 3 cities
@proven nimbus oh i didn't know that, ok
Does it have a pop up phone holder
Little boii
@proven nimbus yes
😋
I would like that for mine
😂
Good old moud
He will be on later telling us that Russia got the update super early
Yup
I wonder what car I should buy in future when I can get license🤔
@faint dragon fast one!
lol) but really, how expnesive petrol in India? i think it should depends on that
@faint dragon - Audi
Petrol cost actually changes every minute here @austere glacier
It depends on....... Uh idk actually
in dollars or euros?
In Indian Rupee
really? 80 Rupee?
@shut kiln Idk current amount. Jeez I am just a kid(teen actually) I can't drive😋 😂
Nvm
@austere glacier 1 dollar is 70 rupees
Soo... 1.1 dollar, maybe🤔
How much in your country?
wow! i think something with less than 1.0 litre engine will be ok with that gas prices)
it's about 45-50 Rupee for litre in here
Less than one dollar? Wow that's less.
Although I think @daring beacon can say better in this matter.
800 cc cars are more economically viable
And BTW, dollar-rupees value changes according to Share market. So my value is just an average @austere glacier😋
I had actually booked Renault Kwid, but after a test drive, I took the advance amount back. Its tiny for my personality
In Saudi Arabia its just 37.35 rupee per litre
In there local currency its like 2 Saudi Riyal
😂
I'm looking for a good free club
@faint dragon Its great. But.....we were talking man.
@faint dragon you may ask in #🍏・ios-clubs or #🏎・clubs-recruitment
Android club
than just click on the correct link
Then ask in #🏎・clubs-recruitment @faint dragon
I'm looking for a good free club # Android
Yes write this there @faint dragon
You'll find someone
@faint dragon thanks for the information
continue looking
no need to keep us posted
Our good old conversation died 😭
I am looking for a club of a good good android invito or club number
🤦
Because he writes and everything is forfeit or weak
Sorry but I am an windows player
@faint dragon you aussie
What? @wind orbit
I'm an aussie
I don't know the meaning of Aussie
-_-
Australian
Oh haha. No I am Indian.
Nah its fine. I am sure you'll find someone.👌
And no, 50% aren't American. All are mixed here
who HERE is AUSSIE
People use Gas instead of petrol
exactly
NOT aussies
And they also say people in Australia only walk when they are out of gas. I read it somewhere 🤷
nice.. I should sue that person who told this
😂
@formal cloak @shut kiln He's right. No need to insult each other
@wind orbitsame to you too
Ok
C'mon from where do u people drop stereotype in a gaming place
lol, I am not insulting brother 😄
🤷
@formal cloak👍
equality
well educated and matured human being 😎
Okay back to topic.......
trolling ? 🤔
weight, NO TOPIC
Off topic😂
drive
Mark it
Oh
Ankan left the server
✅
@wind orbitooof that's a joke man😂
Oof!
🤔
😂😂😂
Most powerful😂
🤖
I need club reward of 75000....plz...any club there...
Sign
Too long message
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U waana show
Let it be
My dad is a world's deadliest cop killer
This wasn't so hard but it was fun. If you don't believe that I actually did it then here's the full session: https://youtu.be/U7A5fmzROPE?t=2m55s Music: The...
where's the update?1?
You’ll get the notification when u open the app?
ok (someone play a hype song)
despactio 2
"Dare to be stupid!"- 'Weird Al' Yankovic
@timber gazelle no, sorry. What garage level r u at? And what Rep level?
Cgugtfgvuvnu
When your bored
...............................
Yeah
Idk whet em doin weth mi loife
Together, we build a better user experiencer
The official video for Skrillex & Rick Ross - "Purple Lamborghini" Featured in "Suicide Squad" movie & official soundtrack iTunes: http://smarturl.it/purplel...
I love to listen to this song sometimes when i play a9
The bassdrop hard
🔥
Song cool but rap is 🤮
I like it tho
If remove guy who read rap it will be good
I also repaint my Lamborghini
Idk I like it
R u a girl?
Uh sorry for interrupting, but is the Windows update still a few hours late? Or did it came?
No
No u
You have something against @winter valve ?
Lol seriously
I haven't talked to him
If I didn't talked so it means I am nab??
He paint all his cars to purple
"These massive remixes speak for themselves!! Big thanks to Skrill, Trollphace, Eddy and Phra.. you absolutely killed it." - Yogi Support the 'Burial' remixe...
??
If they put this song in the game would be awesome
Ok then
But
People don’t like when you criticize them
Good boy
The official color
Blue?
I do not paint any car...
Apart from Sin
Oh ok
Hey dont you think have music suggestions channel is a good idea?
we can suggest song to put in the game
I paint my lambo to purple cuz skrillex make that song
I can only upvote ur suggestion
The Asphalt team
Ant1?

Or Deniss
Nah they not will listen to you
If they did?
https://youtu.be/_NanMN_zl4k @shadow stag
The OFFICIAL QSQUAD Playlist!! FOLLOW and join in!! https://spoti.fi/2D7p8PL BLACKPINK "Kill this Love" - Kpop Dance in Public!! This is me dancing in public...
Reddit is down :(((((((((
Wtf?!
Really?
A9 in 2nd, NFS NL in 4th , A8 in 6th and RR3 on 7th...WHt tHe HeCK is going on!?
And those 2 dumb games occupy the 1st and 3rd
App Store’s messed up 😑
@ionic glacier you forgot to mention that "not to meme in multiplayer that is not related to the multiplayer topic" as otherwise it's fine.
(as far as it's within our rules that are mentioned#👋-welcome room)
@faint dragon
.....That makes no sense whatsoever
What sense it's off topic
Oof nvm
Hey guys I have a question
My English is like trash so sorry for wrong grammar or anything
There was a new update
I can't told it in English..
So just forgett it.. sorry..
What's your primary language
German
Do you have an issue with the game?
There are many online-translators that could help
I hope it will help
Most of them makes no sense but I can try it
Google said:
In the new update it was described that when one is no longer active in his club, one can lose this to the next best. Does that mean I can lose my own club just because I'm not first in the leaderboard in a season?
Translator mess up your words tbh
If owner is inactive
0 rep in a long season
Does anyone play Need for Speed: Edge?
Ownership might transfer
Nur not if i am this season in 6th Place?
But*
Sorry for my awful English
No
as long as you make reputation
you'll be fine
Can we memes here?
ye you can
Thank you next
Thanks :)
noo, nooooo! i see it now! noooo! it hurts!
Dammit
I was told this would be ok
baa
Time to get rid of the memories
rip
Hehe
#RemoveRequiredRank, this command is disabled in this channel. 
Oh
@faint dragon Uh sorry I didn't spam here
nah
just warning 😄
before this chat gets messy
🤦
well not a warning
just a heads up
Nvm. You guys can move #🪄・off-topic a bit higher so that not many need to scroll down so much. Just a tit-bit suggestion.@faint dragon
Doge buks
Wait... this isn’t Asphalt 9!
Yep
Wait.. you’ve never played A9..?
I play A9 and PUBG Mobile
Then why’d you ask the question 💀
It was a joke...
Oof!
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Btw which level in pubg?
43
@strange vector did 'offensive name despite warning' and got the ban hammer for 2 days! 
89 % completed in carrer seasons
@formal cloak
Gone
Clean bowled
Middle
8 in 3
Confusion
Yup
It was
Poor poor umpiring
Idiotic** umpiring
I feel for Dhoni
Nice
Great finish
Yay i can use my nitro emotes 
Told ya!

Wait you can close the DM rit?
Yhe but shes not annoying and shes a great spirit to keep around the owo’s are just annoying KUS IM WATCHIN A MOVIE EEEEEEE
Then why don’t you ask her to stop..?
Coz im too lazy
Yea but,.... lazy.....
I bought a nitro gift to shut her upp yes electronics is my life source
You pay for 1 month of nitro and give it to someone
Oh
Then screw it
I don’t wanna pay

Sick of all these apps trying to dig out my savings
I can do this with it
upploads a 80mb file
Normal is 8mb max
I know that
STOP
For all ecasions
🤧

How much does it cost btw

Not that I’m gonna pay for it
Lmao
rip
PFFFFFFF
Probably shouldent have posted that one....
Good grief
Hang on you guys lemme get some 🍿🍿
Bf - best friend or boyfriend?
I just say it to lower people confidence on attacking me for being gay sonce youknow all 5 year olds does
Since*
I don’t think that’s the only way to make things work out for you mate
Gtg
Enjoy ur movie
@civic cobalt did 'Unspecified.' and got the ban hammer! 
I got scared...
Wot
disregard it
The user must’ve done something offensive... nothing new

super offensive...
What was that @faint dragon
I’m super intrigued now..
Ohnu he be snoopin
Don’t mind my curious dumb head
i'll dm you
Oh k
Well now i just feel left out
@pulsar cedar
I’ll get back to you in 2 mins
Onviusly
Oh k 😂
K
Keep chatting
@pulsar cedar
Which movie r u watching btw..?
Meh you’re offline now..
Enjoy ur movie I guess
Need for speed
Rip ford mustang and mclaren p1 my favoritts
Also a there was this european supercar i think it was norwegian but whatever
It caught fire when driveing past 300 mph
Would like to se that one in asphalt 9 xd
Rip Devel argument @burnt hamlet
Haha lmao
shes cute
oh little pig little pig let me in
Is it that story where the wolf huffs and puffs and destroys the pigs’ home or something..?
@burnt hamlet On My Way Challenge
Busted 😂
Alright, @burnt hamlet has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.
sigh
It's cool,ngl
Alright, @burnt hamlet has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.
Dexterity users HATE HIM! LINKS: discord: https://discord.gg/53CHtbc twitter: https://twitter.com/DustyDodongo steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765...
5 months in the making, Unicorn V3 is finally here, and will probably go down in history of being the most controversial Huracan in America. A lot of blood, ...
well someone made an off-roader Lamborghini Huracán, cause why not?
@stray plinth After the Huracán incident...There's finally off-road Huracáns 👆 👆
😂 😂 😂
@teal cradle dune hopper once the Caribbean maps are available for Win players.
Lol
My dream car
The future of buses
I can't get boring to see this Meme made by me 😂😂😂😂
Too bad Fabien isn't an asphalt dev
i just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail (finally)
@faint dragon are u serious? Lol
Yes
it took like 5 decades
Developer =/= Product Manager
@faint dragon ohhh, but for me is the same, everyone understand the meme is important
BuT FoR Me iS ThE SaMe
WhY ThE RaNdOm CaPs EvErY OdD NuMbEr AsSiGnEd To EaCh LeTtEr?
Alright, @jolly wind has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.
Windows 10 Players Only
We still don’t have an arritmia-jones channel for memes.
@zenith moss what you mean?
You must be new then.
@zenith moss no I'm not, it doesn't mean nothing
I'm here 3 months in this discord and I started play Asphalt 9 5 months
Then you don’t remember the first special event which happened with bugatti chiron.
It was pay to win as hell and the first few days of the event wanted to bait you to purchase packs for not so useful cars.
Yes I remember bro
So many memes were created about him.
If you use search to find stuff which happened in the x-mas period you’ll see everything.
Alright, @zenith moss has been warned for 'bypassing swear filter'.
🤔
I’m talking abt the food pics duh
Is this a real life? Is it just fantasy? Caught in update delay, No extra new events.
Open your eyes, look up the windows and see
I'm just a player, I need no compensation
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway I'm android, doesn't really matter to me, to me
At first, I thought these were some song’s lyrics
My bad
Wait they are - but modified
Nice job
@long holly congratulations! You’re the perfect consumer for every single possible company.
Goaltenders in hockey spend their careers having pucks launched at their faces. It might come as a shock, then, to learn that not only did they used to not w...
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Alright, @faint dragon has been warned for 'meme contains profanity'.
Well I made a 2nd Tag Team Video...this should cover for my lost time on game
uh what
lemme boot up the game
@faint dragon well the game just got new devs.
The game isn’t worth playing on the global server. Japanese guys have much better events, everything feels much more generous there.
is there a way to change location ?
Download it from the JP store
No transfer to JP if I remember correctly.
JP is managed by a completely different team.
instructions unclear
The only thing they share is the update releases.
You’re on Windows... well I can’t help with that.
What im 100% sure is if you register a Japanese App Store account on iOS you can download the JP version.
lol
i love glasscannons
the thing is i have two accounts
one trough steam
and one trough micrsoft
Isnt the win store version worse performance-wise?
grinded that alot lol
When did you stop playing?
idk i playe dalot around the early days
back when the pink girly charakter was op
She got nerfed to hell.
What do you mean by early days
Cuz the game went through 1 major and 1 minor economy overhaul after global launch and 1 major one during soft launch.
Also you have 1.4k diamonds
And prolly a lot of crates
there was the 4 th currecy back in the day
and no dumb skill tree
i dont have any crates lol
The problem isnt with the skill treee
You shpuld contact CC I guess cuz after the big conversion everybody got diamonds and crates.
i may opened em already
Oh...
There’s an even dumber system than crates: equipment!
, All the things you can buy with things you get by playing the game





