#🪄・off-topic
1 messages · Page 185 of 1
and my friend took a bite of it and said "This tastes bad, what does it have?"
Seconds later the bite he took was lying on the floor
Cuz he spitted it out XD
I only drink and like beer. Sometimes Hennessy or vodka in party every month or 6 months or yearly
I dont go to parties, and i dont like alcohol XD
I only drink Energy drinks, and some Coca Cola
I smoke the trees every now and then. I don't like drinking, cigarettes/vaping
lol
Lol coca cola
Yet I respect others who do like it. To each their own.
Monster, to be more precise XD
Red bull
I drunk 2 red bull once cuz I party all night before an exam😂
My eyes 👀 were popping
Bye lul ♥ (no homo)
👋
hey discord changes it into a heart XD
Lol
@eager zinc @fiery silo Got a screenshot of all 3 cars maxed to found out which is the king. After comparing all the 3 cars's stats,I have come to an conclusion :
The Supra's higher top speed is useful for tracks like hope bridge,Novato coast,erwick county etc...but it's slower acceleration and weaker nitro prevents it from taking very good starts compared to the 2 skyline's which are definitely a better choice in snake pass,mapletree,blackridge strip and all short and twisty maps (especially the BNR-32 due to the BNR-34's restricted availability, but the BNR-34 is definitely the monster if you have all the stars).
I took the screenshots from @bright oriole's video btw
But If I remember correctly both the GTR's are hard to launch proper;y
Also the Supra's top speed advantage is minor at best
maybe only abt 5 kmh at best
Also I checked With a friend
720S is def new King of Super
But it's king marginally
650S is only a few milliseconds behind
No idea abt 812 as of yet
@fiery silo you are right,the BNR-32 is way harder to start but it's sister is manageable
Me too,I got it for a teammate and now am getting mine 
It's easy
Based on what I've seen last days are a piece of cake
Just make sure you buy a trans and turbo conversion kits at the end because these aren't given
Nope nitro and the other nitro part arent
But I only care about upgrading top speed and Accel

eh either way to be safe I'll try and get a full 2nd set
Usually that's the norm for SE's anyway
@fiery silo btw,im collecting 650S bps and that's how my viper is going
nice
I actually starred up the turbo
@subtle reef What star is it at?
Well just save for Legendary parts
then built it all the way
Supers are expensive to build but they usually pay back especially the 650S @subtle reef
EA doesn't tho
I prefer to farm very rare parts that are cheaper to apply these when I 4 star it
My logic : Gets hyped for UGR and disses BRR > realise how BRR was so much better in terms of rewards @fiery silo
But they cost alot more cash to upgrade to back parts
Yes I know
not to mention Rare's require extreme amounts of kits to rebuild to epic
how's the gifted mclaren senna in forza horizon 4?
also I got the code from playing the demo but haven't bought the game. Can I still retrieve the car when I buy full version?
i dont think so
Full version dont grant you the McLaren Senna upon finishing like what the demo does so no
but the demo starts from 0 progress every time. So I have to , like buy full game clicking somewhere inside the demo? At least youtube video shows the car inside full game
@soft sage, do you know chinese?
No. Not even close to close
Meh, you subbed him?
No. It just looks like chinese or im just stupid
Also. I can barely See the difference between chinese and japanese
And they looks almost the same
@subtle reef Oh, you too play NFS No Limits
@river blaze yes lol
Did you get McLaren 720s?
The Honkai Discord just passed 25000 members.
@river blaze how you got 8 stars ?
@merry shale intentional the demo , but it wont transfer progress to your full version
@subtle reef I bought BPs at the start of the event
😑 then there would be no point gifting the car. Anyways I asked a needless question
lmao
@subtle reef No
I just cheated that game long time ago, I got banned but after they remove BlackRidge Rivals they unbanned me
XDD
@river blaze Thats what I was thinking XDDDD
I love the game he’s playing
XD
!rank
!rank
!Rank @eager zinc
Im coming for you
I'm only on Gold right bow, lol
@faint dragon nooo keep going. 😛
Lol
@eager zinc btw this may sound like a werid question but are you Female?
no..? 🤔 I wish but no
its just a weeb name, not my real name lmao
I wouldn't put my real name here
and what could go wrong with being a cute girl :^)
There is a problem
why is there a problem
says the guy who likes to spam me with my own pictures of 918 🙄
.
..
What happened to your messages @eager zinc
They just appeared
o
@eager zinc DON'T BE A BAD GIRL
NO
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO?
I MEAN NO
@eager zinc WWWHHHAAT YLD UUU MEANNN BY FUUUVKING NOOO???
what
@rotund cedar what
Stop saying lel
Its bad
@eager zinc ANYWAYS DON'T BE A BAD GIRL OR ELSE I'LL MEME YOUR 12/13 TRION
🤔
Did you got the last TRION bp to 2* it?
@eager zinc if you don't answer or send Pics this means you didn't?
Or the VLF is refueling?
no lmao
I mean report in as to whether I get it or not
I don't report anyway
but yes you are being very annoying, I am not a girl (even though I wish I was an anime girl like my profile picture would have you assume), and I don't want anymore 918 meme pictures
I finished with the 918 memes
Next Meme is Trion
What's You're least Fav Track
R: Rome
C: Cairo
S: shanghai
M: midwest
im voting for 2
screw you
both rome and midwest suck
but rome slightly less
but still trash
aka tiber stream and capital of the world
Lol
When you spend all of your tokens on McLaren P1 and you have only one BPs left
Should have saved those tokens tbh
yes but in order to move further in career I have to have P1 for A class season
after that, I can collect BPs for GTS
GTS=dodge season
😄
I completed dodge seasom with 2* SRT8 @river blaze
glad to hear
!rank
!rank
Didn't you people readed correctly? No car suggestions in #suggestions
!rank
Who pinged me!?
My mom is not here in this server (and obviously, why i'm taking that joke too seriously)
lol
@faint dragon Looks nice!
Update
Alright, @rotund cedar has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.
Alright, @amber tapir has been warned for 'Bad bot behavior'.
Alright, @amber tapir has been warned for 'Spamming my pm with warnings'
Alright, @faint dragon has been warned for 'nothing'.
Alright, @amber tapir has been warned for 'weird flex but ok'
@soft sage wassup me
@soft sage hi!
@soft sage how are you
@soft sage im fine. What about you?
@soft sage Im Fine as well. Shut up now
@soft sage ok
wth?
@jagged moth, I’ve finished my rant/review on Asphalt 9. It’ll be on my channel on Sunday.
be sure to link it to me
@faint dragon im imagining it
@static valve what's the name of the channel?
And Imo only Black Makes the boy look like boy
@jagged moth Why you changed your pic
I liked the Batman one
You know, my name! Strider Stryker.
@jagged moth, btw. It’s been typed on Microsoft Word only. I am not ready to record a voiceover.
@soft sage this dude suits my character more
@jagged moth, I like that guy. The Mask.
He’s a dark comedy hero who is so violent in the comics.

I want to cause mass anarchy at seas by sinking all US aircraft carriers
And the world shall be US carrier free
USS Gerard R. Ford will be my first target to be destroyed
!rank
rip @eager zinc
Ok
And sorry for taging you a lot
My friend showed me in his LG long time ago 0% of battery and the phone survives 15 min
and normally plugged it in xD
battery calibration lol
@gloomy valve about what you posted on #suggestions
they cant ban IP
@ebon ravine thats why i suggested it duh
but they just cant
@faint dragon mazda mx 5
@soft sage yo mad? It has a top speed of 212 mph
Read the fuckkkkkking post
Or 342 km/hr
For ya metric dudes
This is a beast irl
755 hp
0-62 mph in 2.85 seconds
That’s abt 100 km/hr
Damn it’s hard to convert
From mph to km/h
@soft sage
Read the post for the love of god
Real talk here
Can someone remove the images background
So that it looks like this
Jesus Christ I just did a presentation and my legs were shaking so hard that I fell down

Lemme just grow up
Get a job
Find a good bike
Then sure
we will probably crash and die, but meh
@faint dragon Yes 210-212 mph isn't very fast
It kinda looks like it should be putted In A-class
Most A-class cars are faster than it
Ugh god. There’s something called “upgrades”
And to balance it out, it’ll have better acceleration than others
Got the minimap working 😄
Uhhhhhhhhh
How is a pixelart pirate ship explicit? lol
@faint dragon about the #🏎・car-suggestions
its not fake, its real
discord's Message scan is quite a bit a fail most of the time so that's why...
@radiant skiff I wanna see the forum drama, gib 😦
? just check dont have url rn
i need drama
but the most funny thing is that I had normally upgraded my MX-5 speedhunter edition and this multiplayer is about getting higher tiers (E-S) and I had better car than others from E to B but I cannot get an A tier
and every player till tier B has only Volksvagen Golf GTI which the highest rank was 631 but my car had 813 but other players at B rank has over 850 O.O XD
so I can wait the next 2 years till they shut down multiplayer and I will unbanned again XD
Red bull powered pac-man 😂
lol, the ghost will always blue 😂
It was an actual game for android... 😂
Gn8
Gn

wow, surprisingly they put racing as games
most survey only list "moba" and "FPS" as a game
Yeah, MOBA is already too much. even that battle royale...
yo is that sega bass fishing
lol, it isn't 😂
Sky is an incredibly satisfying experience.
Gorgeous graphics, unique gameplay mechanics and an atmospheric world to explore with friends.
!rank
Who is first then?
Lol
someone's level isn't erased when they leave the server
Yes
I'll Probably Leave And Be A lone wolf
oof
Because Im busy these days
go join elite team
Elite team sucks
or Stan's club, and become chinese alien
@hardy ermine
here
Do you see the Video?
lol no
oh boy, lol
Without the spaces
i got it, it got caught by bot
😂
SUBSCRIBE to see me drive the LAFERRARI next: https://www.youtube.com/user/nicorosbergtv?sub_confirmation=1 My FULL SPEED onboard footage. Race start in 2.5 ...
can anyone beat his 918 time? 😂
he want to drive LaFerrari next
he didn't use nitro with his spyder
although the nitro stat is very high 😂
when youtube recommend 11 years old weeb video 😂
its for you 😄
STEAM is in problems, there are so many people getting hijacked even friends of mine.
@vast wasp lol he drove P1 already though
No aventador
Just waiting to see his Mercedes AMG One
That car looks dope
Steam have problems with hijacking?? well, thank goodness i use 2FA on my steam account 👍
Congrats to all those who got the Spyder. Those who didn't, get satisfied by looking at the girl instead 😜😂
😂
Sometimes to look for full song list of the game is taking a look at the game's about/credits page 🤔
Gameloft should learn from ea
Look at the coins and fifa points part at top right
You can’t even use ur irl money in beta
No iap
Lmao after the beta period ended tho
That is annoying though that your progress gets reset every year
Yeah, still... doesn't change the fact it's annoying
GL even worse
Soft launch didn’t reset stuff
Make ppl who r soft launchers have better chance to max
918
We can’t max it
Unless ur saving tokens all year
Meh, if you bothered enough to play during soft launch i think you deserve to keep that stuff
Because getting to soft launch was a hassle
Vpn exists 
I have to pay in order to use Filipino
I use different vpn app
Well then there's your problem
Soft launch exists to have limited access.... So you get a smaller audience who are more willing to give feedback
Or they may as well call it beta
Like what ea does
But they use TestFlight to allow to be downloadedable
I'd rather have gl than ea
I rather have ea
In mobile games
They at least have f2p events
And those events give good rewards
GL everything you have to either pay or smt
Malaysia shall rule the world
and patent everything
EA shall go defunct
My little brother can pirate any games from EA until they go defunct
Because EA is too greedy
lmao
Does anyone use voice chat here?
lol i know your yt channel 😂 , what are you doing here @rigid nova? 😂
lol I wonder if anyone would recognize me here nice to see a fan here 
yea came here to become an asphalt 9 youtuber
think it just one of mine side hobby
keep it a secret from everyone... dont tell anyone that I'm here ;P
here's panini H2 for you @wispy vine
@vast wasp what's that ?
Alright, @tall knot has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.
Oh, okies :)
Haha
Looked like a toaster to me as well
Just a little bigger one lol
@true shadow soon @rigid nova become A9 YT partner, and stop doing our daily dosage for some free A9 cars and tokens 😦
Oh no 
Okay so we are having our house painted ...and i was looking after it today ...so dad asked me to send a pic of the progress of the painting on the house ...i took a pic but my dog also peeked out the balcony lmao he looks so curious and cute
What's the game name? @faint dragon
lmao
im still doing the anime
gonna start another channel for asphalt 9
it's not like I'm gonna quit my current yt or anything
dont freak out lol
!rank
Hi
Hi
Lolz
!rank
Anime golf game -.-
SKILL
Lwl
Can i "Disconnect" so i can switch between xbox accounts?
!rank
Noo it doesnt say pousaylova i hate this bot 😒
!rank
!rank
!Rank
@sudden oyster it Is your Discord name
Not ur Server nickname
Dead shot is written In A special Letters
Aye
who is feuerrm
!rank
@digital peak I don't know 😂 I've yet to come up with a catchy name
@weary haven
which CPU is actually overkill?
your i7-8700k and GTX 950 comparison actually applies to iPhones
they have weaker GPU's than Snapdragons but way better CPUs
they only put their highest end GPUs in iPads
!rank
@compact roost about #suggestions
the models are fine and in their correct class
ACR's engine cant reach 290 kmh
so you're telling me the track performance oriented version of a street car is somehow worse than the street going version
The ACR makes 645 CVs and a max speed of 298 kmh (just checked) and the GTS makes +350 kmh
So yeah, the ACR may be a track car, but its too slow (and anyway, in a track in a irl situation, why you need so much speed when you actually need acceleration and handling the most?)
that's what i'm saying
even if it has a limited top speed it could just have really good other stats
And it has
i just don't see it being a c class car
among the dodge challenger srt8 and others
it makes no sense to me
Nice acceleration, pretty good handling, and meh top speed
And im not counting nitro cuz irl there isnt nitro like in A9 :U
REAL LIFE UPDATED!
All the cars with nitro and you must drift or perfect run to get some nitro...
jk
jk
jk
no pls XD
it would actually be funny to see A9 physics in IRL
Cars flying to space while driving normally
Or parking and then suddenly the car bounces
I have a question for everyone, should I buy black ops 4 or forza horizon 4,I’m stuck and have no idea which one to pick
@chrome palm imo BO4 its really fun and zombies are great if you liked old BO zombies, but Horizon 4 its amazing and very amazing, but sadly somehow it sometimes gets really boring as you progress
@ebon ravine thanks, I guess I kinda gotta close my eyes and just pick one
@compact whale what you posted on #suggestions .... WHAT?!
@ebon ravine Well we got a few in our club that got ban for nothing, you just need someone to see ghosting because of bad internet or server connection, ban than investigated afterward, while losing your progress from scratch. Yes it need an anti-cheat, even steam has those.
Trust me, to get banned you need video proof
And GL must see your account and give veredict
So they didnt got banned for nothing
(Sorry to say it like this, but its like how it is)
@ebon ravine Not really, you read the agreement? They can ban you if they feel like it, you just allowed to use the app, and they are the owner of the game and they are not obligated to do the investigating first, its not a law but a company policy.
check the forum
And no refund too
Ok
!rank
!rank @eager zinc
@chrome palm it depends on what you want: a true arcadish open world racing game with seasons where everything is OVERREWARDING or a better version of PUBG?
Why ping
@eager zinc le an any nathel. Any nathel
What
An arabic Word and you'll never understand it
And it doesn't exist in english
Well. It does but its not as funny
Okay..
understand it
asphalt team
you must understand the rage of those players
are because of you, asphalt team
not the people
admit it
don't refuse to...
😔
@zenith moss yeah I decided I was probs gonna pick fh4 and get bo4 later
Only FH4 is worthy for my money.
Just look at COD. It’s the same thing every single year but this time its without campaign.
And has battle royale instead.
@faint dragon Did someone mention Icona in general
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS, THEY BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN. ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS, THEY BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET
OOF
but i need those 999999 tokens :p
Lol
That above is not what I posted. Please delete.
👆Before you trust your team and let go, make sure you both have communicated, understood and are on the same page...

Smoke Y'all If I See U.
EA is more greedier than Gameloft
EA is the most greediest video game company in the world
We shall pirate their games until they went defunct
To make EA go defunct is to pirate their games, that's the only way
Pirate only EA games, but don't pirate games from other companies that aren't greedy
Nope, I never pay criminals
i just wanna say gl to the bro joe
I haven't played the game in a while because I been playing GRIP and I have also been sick.
why thank you
Lol
When your club points are mirror image
House of vulcans lmao @faint dragon
Anyone else getting this?
not me
Palziez
@wispy vine i have also 2 cats the exact same color .. that`s so cool .. and they are best friends ( both are males)
MEME, REVIEW! 👏🏽 👏🏽
Who took down my videos man?
@faint dragon Bots always do that
I have so much video proof showing the glitches in the game it kept deleting so no one knew
@amber tapir
@ionic glacier what are these ??
A bot that the mods don't even see @ocean onyx
Winning is pricey @ionic glacier ???
@faint dragon yah it's a bot
What
How about fixing ur physics
Farewell to a Legend, Stan Lee
elite engineer subs to me, but strangely he has his cv photo as his profile picture 🤔
Wow you check your subs? 😂
well, i have a little amount of subs, of course i want to get notified 😂 @atomic plinth
Interpretive napping brought to you by my chunky boi
You need to wrap around the cat a Pepsi logo @wispy vine
@wispy vine can chunky boi TouchDrive A9 when you are not playing 🤔
nice
#asphalt9meme
👏 👏 👏 😹
@winter valve face reveal at 1m subs ?
@split flint 25k
@winter valve dye ur hair purple
XD
good idea tbh
Ow sh*t I’m sorry wrong room
@split flint Yeah I had actually thought about dying my hair purple at some point
Doubt it would be soon though
What is a weeb lol
XD
lemme see "a weeb is a person who watches too much japanese anime and isn't from japan"
I don't watch anime at all so no
ouch
@winter valve you blew it.. oh no
that kinda make sense since ur a nerd '-'
xD
i wanna be a nerd too
so i can make comeback vids
ok i'll just copy you .... SHELBY ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
XD
😮
Wait what do you mean
xD
Oh I see
My channel got started on Minecraft
And that is my skin
ahaaaaaa tho why never change it ?
i see
I may change it though at some point but I have no plans to rn
xD
💜
tho if u could race players from other clubs i want u to kd me XD
Would it be a great honor? XD
nvm that was a weird thing to ask
xD
Was it Lucas who called me Thanos originally 🤔
hey... do u like the GTR nismo ?
It's fun to drive but bad in its class
XD
it can't be purple
lol
🤔
Haha XD
do u think 2200tokens is enough for the pagani :>
Hi. How i can get windows role?
@magic meadow Go to bot commands and type "?win"
Alright, @worn jacinth has been warned for 'Bad word usage'.
Ouch
gay
Gameloft is EA🤔
@faint dragon he's a skilled chunky boi. He plays A9 I'm asleep
@merry quest GEAMELOFT
👀 👀
🤔
@lucid cape, was there a reason for spam mentioning?
Hello:v
🤔
What do you think hahaha
Wao
cool
@wispy vine 😁 👍
FIX FIX FIX!!!

i stop at gold leagu grinding for p1
I'm a racist against Japanese and Vietnamese
I'm the one who supports the US forces participating of sinking of Yamato and Musashi during WW2
The sinking of both Yamato and Musashi satisfied me
Well TBH Japan was really dumb with their battleships
Yamato and Musashi deserved it
Yeah their warcry was also dumb 'Tenohika Banzai! '
The Bismark is the ship that actually deserved it for me.
I also support the British Royal Navy
The Scharnhorst was sunk by the Duke of York
Yeah, I still wonder what was the famous German submarine in ww2
!levels
Minuano, this command is disabled in this channel. 
hmm @rigid nova is on vegas pro 🤔
cant wait for another lewd stuff
😂
I'm going to sleep for now
well my discord already full of weeb trash, can't have another one until i decided to leave some 😂
much offtopic
Gameloft
REMOVE TRAFFIC CARS UNDER THE FINISH LINE!!!!!
IT CAN SEVERELY AFFECT PLAYERS'S PROGRESSION!!!!!!!
BECAUSE I WOULD ALREADY HAVE FINISH THIS TEST IF YOUR SATANIC TRAFFIC CAR DIDNT GOT IN MY WAY...!!!
If the rules say that Swearing is a no-no... why there's people who swore and didn't got warned? 🤔
Here's a example by searching the f-word... (I censored the swearing because i don't want to get warned.)
The Admins must set a strict word filter like Dyno ones for example
@faint dragon i swore in a message but it got deleted
How do you get to play to get the perfect nitro
@subtle reef If you're playing A8 on windows, you can choose low graphics mode. It gets rid of all traffic and city havoc as well
It helped me in R & Ds a loott
@unreal scaffold I am aware of that,very unfair...except am on android -_-
@winter valve i made it purple and the next few races i started getting knocked amazing owo
That's too pink, you need more blue in it
aww so cute
aww so cute
my bicycle has better top speed
a potato has better top speed
my gf has better top speed
nah apollo is the girl
!rank
is there any A8 event going on?
Animal farm in a nutshell
@woeful arrow ty ^^
@lucid cape there was none till yesterday in A8 events.
How Gameloft becoming same as EA?
EA will regret it. My brother's hobby is pirating games, he can pirate any games from EA until they went defunct
He had already pirated Mass Effects series
lol
I guess it's this P2L
nevermind...
$1000 laptop can't even handle 60 fps wth...
!rank
!rank
!rank
!rank
!rank
Damnnit



🤣


