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So cheesy.
@grizzled yoke tach 's accent sounds like a fake version of rowan Atkinson.
Should I?
Buy it
do it
Aventador too expensive
Germany makes good cars. X6 lasting for 6yrs๐
big bimmer memes
@faint dragon goodnight
Alright, @eager zinc has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
@eager zinc YOUโRE BACK AT IT
AAAAAAAAA
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Can i have free postage?
me: the M8 is now a proven winner and we are almost certainly well past the point of diminishing returns for "the car is slightly large" jokes
also me: https://t.co/d2WtmnUnrb
1670
3715
Lmao
England gonna get bankrupt. So good thing I got my degree earlier.
@faint dragon gn
really loll<
@faint dragon oh goodnight
Why everybody left haha
because
๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
You were there
๐ฆ
Ainna got bored
I miss @oblique wigeon already.
I had fun
With the hilarious fake cheesy accent.
@faint dragon you will love this.
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@faint dragon ouch
Those were Germans.
Correct.
lol
German meat is still nice๐
Interesting
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wtf happened while I destroyed noobs in rocket league
@grizzled yoke you missed the fun ๐ฉ
AHHHHHHHH
JAAAAAAAAAA
@grizzled yoke @grizzled yoke NEIN
https://gfycat.com/impartialrecentichidna Updated physics.
that last rule tho ๐ค
BAN
@eager zinc I got that one added๐
Alright, @eager zinc has been warned because 'being a little snitch โค๏ธ'.
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@eager zinc just kidding, I love you
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And I love it when you snitchโค๏ธ
snitching doesn't work on the internet anyway when everyone sees it lmao
This is the Internet?
I think so
THIS is The Internet.
What's that?
The Internet.
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umm let me just purchase this ??? blueprint for 0 ? what great deal
i already have it
Same.
bikes are useless
Well, i use them alot and got lucky when i got away from the cars
theyre the worst idea gameloft could ever think of that my opinion tho
some people like them
Someone gave me admin perms on a discord server so I set MEE6 to send a message every minute
the owner isnt very active so weโll see how many messages MEE6 can post overnight
i barely do 8,000 a season 20k is too much
damnit you guys were having a voice chat and i was too late to join
i was unfortunately asleep so rip
@eager zinc let's go dominate Driver division 
Am only 4 bps away to star it up
3 stars maxed should be fine for S league
If everything goes well
is this NFSW?
I thought NFSW has been taken down...
Because if I google it, it says that NFS World has been shut down in 2015 by EA.
There's an unofficial offline version of the game, @sand bough
I believe it was created a few weeks or maybe a couple months later after the official shutdown
I honestly felt bad for those who spent a huge amount of time and money in that game
Not to mention, speed hackers
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@wanton stump this is not nfs world itโs no limits itโs for iOS and android
@sand bough no need to it need for speed no limits you can get it for free from android and iOS
yeah i meant no limits
lmao
Insane xD
I was laughing when they introduced this 2006 technology
and trying to sell it as innovation
apple makes very good tablets tho, no one comes near that
phone wise very good aswell, just way too overpriced. Other do the same and offer it way cheaper
same with macs
nah I jailbreak my android aswell
jailbreak is not only free apps
That's "rooting"
same
i have been told to punish people who go android vs apple ๐ค
we are just mocking apple
no one is fighting for apple here
so its no discussion if no one is pro apple ๐
Welp, better just follow the rules... it's really simple
big oof on that one
just keep it friendly. this subject seems very sensitive on the internet ๐
tag all Italians for wars
Lets make ww3
SCREW YOU PINEAPPLE
It gives pizza a sweet flavour. I don't like it
Lmao nice
i think ive seen that game before
Pineapple for life!
is it NL?
@amber trail What do you mean?
No Limits
Ah... Whats your IGN?
i havent played no limits in over 2 years
Oh, we are talking about two different things. Lol. Sry. @amber trail
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@faint dragon I am here hehe
@wanton stump oh hello! ๐
Yeah, Just got home 5 minutes ago
@wanton stump

gah, i suck at making resumes
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@celest creek do you know the track from today's Spinnin Sessions? lol
I have been summoned

Nice, than listen to this and give me answer lol
I heard this too much in A9๐ซ
YEAH i was afraid as I heard this 10 minutes lol
I thought: Wait, from where I know this weird song.
OH NO ASPHALT 9
Spinnin is now A9 infected lol
LOL
hi guys i have a oneplus 2 and im looking to upgrade soon
should i buy the pocophone f1 for 370 euro or wait for huawei mate 20 which will be ultra-fast
according to facts mate 20 will have innovative power and be a direct competitor to iphone xs and xs max in regards of processing speeds
however i may need to throw in another 300 euro but pricing isnt revealed yet
what do you guys think
@feral steeple
hi
You have this member xd
hehe
@river blaze with that club logo i think mina is talking
XD
is there someone online who knows something about baterries in laptops? XD
Batteries in Laptops?
I mean
battery
in notebook/laptop
because I have a problem in which battery LED changes rapidly from green to orange and orange to green
and Windows shows 97% charging
but when I plugged out the AC adapter Windows still shows 97% even after 1:30h
and I know that battery is discharging but Windows does not shows up and the result is that in the same percent my computer is shut down
Help!!! ๐คฃ
That's a8๐
@river blaze Try Google. It will help. For me my laptop dies as soon as I pull the power cable. I know the battery is gone and needs a replacement. But in your case you can run the laptop for quite a good amount of time.
look at this
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@celest creek @faint dragon this was the type of Manual Cloud save I was talking about
Here after connecting with Google account/ Facebook account you can directly save progress, although there is an auto save feature but as I mentioned I have some connection issues so I m in a fear I might loose my saved progress
That's why I thought maybe a manual Cloud save game system would be nice
@rose sleet ahh right. because Asphaly 9 is always played online it means if you can play your progress will be saved.
hi
Bup
hey
IT WAS DEFINITELY ERYKES 2.0
hello jesse and sven
Hello fellow gamers
hey, that's counted as swearing @wanton stump
Because I said Erykes lol
yes, that's swearing
no bullying guys
next thing you know heโs gonna make another alt account to join again
come on ๐ฆ
oops I did it again
sniiiitch
sven move your ass to the music room
I get paid for doing nothing ๐
but i just put on spinning records top 40 ๐ฑ
OMG
Someone tell me what to do? I can't do this event with Neither Evora nor AMG
I m just 3 prints away from ACR and I want it so bad
@rose sleet get H2 ๐
Not enough prints
keep trying and hope on luck?
@celest creek that works actually
Isn't it possible with Evora or AMG maxxed out??
Same
Is that a Jaguar F-Type SVR???
I activated Netflix some days ago
and I started watching American Vandal
this series is really f***** up
Those glitter effects lol @faint dragon
@rose sleet Haha looks awesome, right?
Yeah
I tried this new thing.
Wish my Android have that effects
It's in a video editor
These effects are not in the game
But yeah it's at max settings (4k)
@celest creek you have a new fan
@wanton stump already had him ๐
but ingame too?
these iOS users ๐
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@grizzled yoke bottom now ๐
Again?
Never
says the guy suiciding his rating ๐
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Apparently 4G doesnโt work and I had to connect to the restaurant WiFi.
4G is the worst in Germany... ๐คฎ
@faint dragon And LTE+ the best hehe
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Nah, not in Germany. It's the second worst land in the EU with internet. A rich land with poor internet. ๐

So many germans ๐ค
I'm half hungarian. ๐
Interesting.
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I like them actually
@faint dragon Me as German can confirm this unfortunately...
Most expensive mobile internet with lowest good connection and less GB
@wanton stump ๐ช
Yeah. I pay monthly 65โฌ for 7gb's (now for 10). But I'll change my card to flat. Costs 85โฌ or so by voda, I don't know the exact price.
Rtx is cheap. Gonna enjoy my new graphics card. ๐
no ๐ก
ANARCHY
you don't
warning was a joke ๐
Lol
if someone says "Hey that's Zack from Angels of Death" im gonna get mad XD
@faint dragon here you have it XD
Hey, thats..
dont
I would like to see that XD
XDD
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Any Chinese here?
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Wtf this came out of nowhere
@vast wasp did you knew that you are in a Feuerrm video that he recently uploaded? XD
Thanks ๐
This should happen in A9 when the car destroys helicopter at Scotland stage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1gBq45CkgI
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found the best meme ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_cKZCYhfmw
Comment more memes so that I will make videos on them.
Lol dataminers online
XD
@supple folio @celest creek That's unacceptable man
Gasper is my new hero
Gasper is my new enemy ๐ก
what do you mean? @sharp delta
This man literally told A9 he was hacking and all he got was a automated if not an automated like reply. Pathetic. It makes it look like Gameloft doesn't care about our A9 problems
No I didn't. He contacted CC saying the same thing before he got the reply -_-
facepalm
you dont see what he wrote to them to get that reply
isnt it the above photo?
No he posted his CC support email when it send the expect a reply soon email
That means reporting hackers is a waste of time
ikr
i cant comment something i didnt see
Btw to avoid confusion it's not me
I even reported a dude hacking with 100% PROOF 3 weeks ago and I VERSED HIM YESTERDAY!!!
and he's still hacking!
that photo doesnt prove enything
A pic speaks a thousand words
A video speaks a million more
Gameloft can't read the words
the message from CC is received before he wrote that text
Many bots user are on android. Still flexing
Since last season
No ban
They're over 3.5M
look carefully at the text again
Bottom players don't even make a lot of rep
i can do the same with an email from cc and i dont even have to send it
he posted those photos to play with you
and you fell for it
Moral of the story is Gameloft doesn't even care if we report them. If they did, I wouldn't have still seen the same guy hacking his way to the top ๐ก
@sharp delta 251 of the people reported to me got banned ๐ค
Only 251? There are thousands of them
and none of em can drive well
@sharp delta well only 300 got reported to me
@regal trail what's this
you japanese ๐ฑ
Huh?
Im Mexican
he means car hunt riot
i need to play more
@eager zinc i played mp when i just woke up and lost so much rating i am now 250th
@regal trail 4*
mine was 4 before the event
youch
Please get a time slower than 1:39.990 so I can say I got a faster time than Jesseโs 4* Nissan by using a 2* Nissan
@regal trail don't have the credits to upgrade my nissan
meh
Oh
I got a top 5% time with 2 star nissan
tbh am kinda burned out
Wdym
too busy irl to play a lot
Ohh
@regal trail
I dont have corvette rip
0.012 ๐
Anyone here plays Guitar Hero?
lol no
Lol ok
Second thing intrigues me but I am not sure itโs good or bad
Is good is banana but the green one fried
That's good food
lol
I want everyone here to quickly name all the great things about the state of Alabama
cricket
@opaque crescent as long as itโs an American state, nope
@opaque crescent The band, Alabama, Anniston, Ft. McClellan just to name a few. I missed this post earlier, but I could have listed numerous things about Alabama.
Is it possible to get banned from iOS looking for club?
And who can do that
Haha I talked about tilting and touch controls in iOS looking for club and got banned from fan art and all other looking for clubs
Luckily I already have a club so Iโm safe
Maybe you just closed the tabs for the channels
I got confused once thinking I got banned off a server when that happened too
Hey guys, sorry for being such a kid, I was just out of my control. I realized my mistake and re-joined to say I'm sorry. I can leave again if you guys want.
So apparently, back on Urban GT, Gameloft actually had modification options for certain vehicles back then from rims to body kits
I think they should bring customization back and I can agree with their stand point that certain vehicles should be allowed to be customized. Nobody wants a modified Lamborghini Mirua
at least imo
I want a modified NSX though
Same
Airbrone had a collection of Pre-Modified vehicles like the RX-8 Special Edition
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Lel the chat is dead
@eager zinc niiice lmao 
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Are you kidding me? Tf ๐คฃ๐คฃ
So when I'm not playing Asphalt...
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Real mature m8, haha
I wasn't sure on what to do, so I put what I thought at the time was the sensible option to prevent another user from spamming the bot with warnings
Context is key
@foggy gate report it to mina ๐
she will spank bad @wanton stump and @ivory vapor
oh and @runic fractal is a bad boy too
Wth
Whaaaaat?
I literally didnโt warn them
I just told them to try not to do it verbally
@celest creek bad recommendation
@runic fractal ๐
Plus I can camouflage as you XD
Hey... Jesse is good, Jesse is nice. Noone should offend him
dude hot

RAWR red tiger

Itโs the red body paint that accentuates my curves
@subtle reef
@wanton stump
@faint dragon
@celest creek
@runic fractal
@celest creek
@subtle reef
@celest creek sleep early tonight
BAN SPRAY!!!
@faint dragon I am having curry for dinner
How is it?
We should tag random inactive people @subtle reef
@faint dragon I ONLY JUST ORDERED IT WOMAN
Also my lemonade got lost
They are looking for it but itโs been a few centuries
Poor lemonade
@faint dragon idk ๐ฆ itโs sad
They are plucking it from the next block
I am sure
poor guy
you need to stay hydrated
You said you have just ordered it ๐ค be patient
@celest creek
@faint dragon no I just ordered my food, my lemonade I ordered when I was seated
@faint dragon are you sure how a Restaurant is working? :*
No
Obviously.
@wanton stump this is not the way to get in her pants
@celest creek really good idea 
@celest creek this is not my aim douchebag
@wanton stump my aim is to get in @grizzled yoke โs
@faint dragon
@subtle reef keep it up
what are you doing
no
hmm
@subtle reef youโre the first prophet
Yay
@subtle reef now turn water into Coca Cola
Wtf, get a new floor
@subtle reef what
@subtle reef sexy floor, I would make out on that
@fringe sapphire I just did what God wanted me to do
i am so confused
Scroll up a little bit 
Welcome to off-topic
LOL
LOL
@subtle reef I didnโt expect it to be so successful
I kinda want @ivory vapor to mention everyone again

@wanton stump love you too
bro love
@celest creek I told you my conditions for me to @ everyone again.
@ivory vapor I know
Welcome ๐
If you catch me on a day where I donโt give a flying F tho, I might do it.
๐ ฑord ๐ ฑT
hi guys
Lel what
๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓ ๓
wut
@waxen jay Sorry dude, but blank/zalgo names interferes with Discord's normal operation
Still counts
@celest creek Hmmmm
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Rip Jesse
lmao
@regal trail @vast wasp my name is without an s at the end๐ค
And my name is actually Jesse not James ๐
I was bored ๐
Itโs ironic
Alright, @fiery silo has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
I create better when I donโt try๐

I still don't get it lol
00F
A lucky guy
someone must have false reported him and accused him for hacking
iโm scared i might get false reported too
Same here
Reporting โ Ban
lel
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@shrewd rain reporting isn't ban, you're right ๐
btw @celest creek do you like my pixelated supra ?
@faint dragon no

Alright, @faint dragon has been warned because 'rape jokes'.
noooo
hahaha
@faint dragon XD
paypal-broken.exe
pls no more warns....it's just a meme
Lol
Sorry if this is nerves. But pls subscribe to my YT channel. I just edited a nice stunts compilation which I will upload at 100 subs!
Alright, @vast wasp has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
@vast wasp he is just very sensitive about bloody things
looks very nice, i like it
nice work! I don't really like that lower gradient from white to red ๐ฆ
it's harder than it looks :v

True
@celest creek this meme is not Despacito
@neon zephyr k babe
uWu
Just open game. Gameloft is trolling
not relevant to the subject under discussion
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Mina#5121
eu-central
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@everyone, Mods, ExpertRacers, ProRacers, Asphalt Team, MEE6, Muted, Reaction Role, Dyno
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I didn't realise I've been on Discord for that long. Lol
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?bean @cloud dust
!kick @shrewd rain
!destroy @cloud dust
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@cloud dust things are cheaper in some countries.
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Asphalt physics be like...
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I didnt target galaxis members
They just kinda came
I didnt know most of them were even from galaxis
Thats why i am trying to help out
Look you just seemed sarcastic
So I said that
Let's not be salty and hurt each other's chances
I am not salty. I understand how it must feel and i am looking for new players for your team. Hopefully we can be friends eventually. Also i dont mind what you called me at all (none of this is sarcasm )
I am sorry for that. Take it back
Its fine
But really, we can advertise for our team mostly and other team members advertising on our behalf might seem a little weird
Ok. I can do it lowkey and tell members who want to join my team that you guys need em
Well, unless there is no negative or fake publicity involved
But really not on the A9 server. Not really appreciated. I ask you nicely this time
Ok i will respect your request (tbh that sounded weird but idk how else to word it)
smh
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Ban Everyone
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@wanton stump i only joined 150 members later than you 
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@zinc spoke ha
t!top
@heavy yew i made my account earlier 
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what is this racers role
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@everyone, Mods, ExpertRacers, ProRacers, Asphalt Team, MEE6, Muted, Reaction Role, Dyno, Racers
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no i left and rejoined to get the racers role lmao
Track 12 OVA "Initial D Battle Stage 2" Insert Song: Takumi Fujiwara Vs. Toshiya Jรดshima (God Hand)
@lapis pulsar love this one way too many times
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Lol, my joined status reset
futureland is just a burst of adrenaline
it is
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ACE is also a treasure of eurobeat
@lapis pulsar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CH_ZAzuFWY
=I DO NOT OWN THIS CONTENT= Lyrics: Falling from the sky I lost the track of time An image of my life flashes in my eyes Straining every muscle For my contac...
found this one recently
yep
smh jesse
yes i am not blue anymore ๐ญ
can we put memes here
in this channel you can everything put in here. The only disadvantage in here: @celest creek's ego doesn't fit in here LOL
i have been summoned
No. I summoned your ego LOL
Kool
@wanton stump ๐
Free unlimited WiFi at hotels
Wish I brought my laptop
Could have downloaded a 60gb game
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@celest creek you need to be bullied ๐
@patent bison you never pick my side ๐ฆ
@wanton stump i meant an other kind of punishment than bullying ๐ค
whats up?
Meow
Meow
is there anything serious happening jesse?
Why am i always involved in all the weird stuff in this server
Oof
Meoww
@sand bough nahhh i just like to boss you guys around
You started it
^^
BOOTY
Lmao no
Delicious
meow
Squawk
anyone knows the hour fh4 gets released? (ultimate edition)
I don't know
@celest creek Thereโs a park called Jesse Owens near where I live
@regal trail cool ๐
stop taking over parks
Jesse is taking over everything
JO Bikes
JO beans
Great quality beans tho
jesspresso
Jesse Owen + Starbucks = Jessebucks
McJesse's
I don't get it
jesus ####ing christ
xDDDDD

I am away for 5 mins and out of nowhere I own all American stores?
McJes.
@celest creek it's called revolution
Jessemart
Quik Jesse
NesJes
@glad hound not sure if I am frightened or flattered
Jesse mobile
@celest creek how bout both
Jesse PCS
Coca-Jesse

@glad hound ๐ค
JesseLoft
Jessphalt 9
JesseBay
EJess
JesseHub
Oh
XJesse?
Yes
nO
this has gotten quite the detour
hi guys
Apollo IJ
@faint dragon you just opened a new low
Pro tm jesse
StepJessesCaught
JESSEHACKS
Apollo Intensa Jessmozione
mc400rep a day
Trion Jessesis
JesSonic
Corvette Jessport
jesse boom
Dodge Jesse
Jessorghini
Heโs here
@regal trail ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ Jesse Owen. Was genius
who wants a big ol' cup of JO
@celest creek So, Kim Jesse Un?








