#πŸͺ„・off-topic

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eager zinc
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if you're in the lead for any reason just start crashing into the wall to fall behind

subtle reef
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Ikr

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I don't have Reddit lol @eager zinc

eager zinc
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oh

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well you can still look

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I really recommend it

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since a guy there does farming guids

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or you would have to wait around for me to tell you

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lmao

subtle reef
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lmao

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No I'll just check on reddit

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What's the profile of that guy ?

eager zinc
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lemme see

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/u/Tar-Ton

subtle reef
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Oof

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Oki

eager zinc
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yeah he's the guy who does the farming notes/guides

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aka tells you best race to farm day 1 2 and 3

subtle reef
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I just checked

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It sure will be useful for future events GWqlabsKek

eager zinc
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yep

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now you know at least

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its veeery helpful

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prevents you from getting walled on materials

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since you can buy alot

faint dragon
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I don't know why Asphalt 7 died too quickly, it died after A8's release :/

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the famous font used on A8 was firstly included in Asphalt Injection

waxen jay
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Used to love asphalt 7

sand bough
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this car really is a JDM legend

fading raft
subtle reef
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First races in Underground rivals GWjiangPepeThumb

eager zinc
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Oh yeah

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I forgot thats up

subtle reef
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Lol

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It's quite simple

eager zinc
subtle reef
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Am already in E league

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Oof

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Gg

fading raft
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what game is that?

eager zinc
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Need for speed no limits

fading raft
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thought that was triple a

subtle reef
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No it's need for speed no limits

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Aka A9's dad

eager zinc
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@subtle reef erwick looks pretty nice but daaamn this matchmaking was super uneven

faint dragon
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yo

subtle reef
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He is the P1 cop

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Spoil lol

tame storm
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suggest me some offline games ples

grizzled yoke
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witcher 3

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Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

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Civilization VI

celest creek
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Witcher😍

grizzled yoke
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Prey if into futuristic

celest creek
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Total war warhammer was fun as well

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If you like Civ like games

faint dragon
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New wolfenstein games incoming

grizzled yoke
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civ is pretty fun

faint dragon
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2 of them

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Bethesda announced

celest creek
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@grizzled yoke love the whole district thingy in 6

grizzled yoke
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tbh i kinda preffered 5 not sure why, but its fun aswell

faint dragon
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I saw banhammer

celest creek
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I preferred 4😝

grizzled yoke
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also dark souls! if not played yet

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so many good games

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but no money

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😦

faint dragon
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Jesse do u play rocket league?

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Up for a match sometime?

grizzled yoke
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Divinity: Original Sin II also

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cyberpunk, spiderman, the last of us

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man My wish list

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or just buy a switch

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and have fun forever

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easy

celest creek
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@faint dragon I had rocket league but i don’t have a windows computer here in England

faint dragon
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Do u have a ps4?

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We can cross play

celest creek
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@grizzled yoke buy me time and I buy you a switch

grizzled yoke
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oof thats a hard task

faint dragon
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Good deal

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I wanted This song added to the game

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It's epic

grizzled yoke
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there are a lot of really great songs to be added

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imagine dragons has epic songs aswell

faint dragon
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True

subtle reef
fading raft
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Link to the game if it's on PC?

eager zinc
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Its not on pc

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Only mobile

lethal phoenix
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Dang with iOS 12 you can’t even screen record

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Meaning you can’t record people exploiting

lethal phoenix
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Oh wait nevermind

river blaze
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Oh no

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NFS NL...

subtle reef
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@eager zinc the Police is already very aggressive, but don't get close of the P1 police driver, he's more aggressive than all the other one. If you do, he'll get you stuck against a wall

eager zinc
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Oh dear

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Thanks for the tip

subtle reef
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No problem GWqlabsKek

fading raft
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What would be a good profile picture for me? Also, if anyone knows how to quickly upload multiple pictures that'd be nice.

cloud dust
faint dragon
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Anyone want asphalt 6 for android let me know

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Lollipop and above

eager zinc
subtle reef
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@eager zinc niiiiice

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I want this car so much...

cloud dust
faint dragon
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@cloud dust yes 😩

keen prism
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I hate that samsung font

cloud dust
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@faint dragonπŸ‘

subtle reef
cold otter
eager zinc
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Nice nice @subtle reef

subtle reef
eager zinc
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Lmao nice

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I want p1 police car 😦

subtle reef
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You won't get it GWqlabsKek

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But you can get the P1 which is revived later this UpdateGWjiangPepeThumb

faint dragon
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@cold otter now you have your status back imma stop bullying now

eager zinc
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oh

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and what Day was that on? @subtle reef

cold otter
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@faint dragon lol Ok!

wanton stump
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Does somebody make customized profile logos with the username here? For free, not for any costs...

feral steeple
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pm me

celest creek
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@wanton stump i tried that and @subtle reef ended up mocking me πŸ˜›

heady shale
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Yo its ga boi

celest creek
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@restive sparrow again?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

heady shale
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πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

restive sparrow
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πŸ€”

celest creek
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so mean

faint dragon
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@wanton stump I can do it with photoshop

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I wish I had tho if u can give me a free download link I’ll make one

celest creek
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@eager zinc @ebon ravine why do we never stay on topic

eager zinc
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because we're bad 😒

ebon ravine
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idk

celest creek
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@eager zinc need spankies

eager zinc
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πŸƒ

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never

celest creek
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@eager zinc you love it

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@ebon ravine stop being inactive or I take your expert role πŸ˜›

eager zinc
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give it to me 😎

ebon ravine
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If that was true, Floren would have it out a long time ago @celest creek

celest creek
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Isn’t my love enough for you?πŸ’” @eager zinc

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@ebon ravine if only I had such powersπŸ˜‚

eager zinc
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❀

ebon ravine
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@celest creek XDDDD

eager zinc
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lmao

celest creek
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Let me check how many expert racers we have

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4πŸ€”

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10 mods😨

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12 asphalt team😱

eager zinc
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woah

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now check how many active of each exist

celest creek
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Expert 0

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Mods 1

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Asphalt 8

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πŸ˜‚

vast wasp
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heeh, i want expert role too, sadly i'm here only to mocking mp πŸ˜‚

eager zinc
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im here to meme about this game tbh

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memeracer

celest creek
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I am here to feel superior and loved

hidden locust
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What exactly define an expert racer

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When I go on mp I can actually count how many people I know are good

ebon ravine
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@hidden locust you can check #πŸ‘‹-welcome and see that we dont really have something to do with beiing good or bad XD

hidden locust
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Oh they help others

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That's what I tough

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Helping doesn't mean being insanely good on mp πŸ˜‚

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Now I got it

errant briar
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?serverinfo

lyric trailBOT
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subtle reef
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@eager zinc day 5

eager zinc
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I just finished day 3 myself

fading raft
faint dragon
cloud dust
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πŸ˜‚

cloud dust
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A8 mp system will be back next season 😍

sand bough
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hi

wanton stump
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hehehehe

celest creek
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@wanton stump you bully

wanton stump
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I like clearing stuff hehe

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love you too boi

celest creek
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Ikr it’s amazing

vast wasp
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😦

celest creek
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@grizzled yoke😱

grizzled yoke
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?

celest creek
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Hi

grizzled yoke
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hi

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nice

celest creek
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I am nice

grizzled yoke
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even nicer

celest creek
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Lol that typoπŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
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typo πŸ€”

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not so sure

wanton stump
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Could pls remove this UERK lol

grizzled yoke
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but thats my name ingame

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xd otherwise we dont know the difference

celest creek
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Isn’t that too long lol

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Ingame

wanton stump
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WE HAVE 15 I love jesses in here haha

celest creek
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How did my ego not explode yet?

grizzled yoke
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yeah sadly, but so people know iam the one on top of the leaderboard and not one the other 15 skillfull players

celest creek
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Lol

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@regal trail was high on the LB as well

wanton stump
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There is only one guy, who really loves jesse haha

grizzled yoke
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my hands slipped

celest creek
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@wanton stump two people actually changed their ingame name

grizzled yoke
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corrected

regal trail
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I was in Top 50

celest creek
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😏

regal trail
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then got destroyed by MP gains losses

wanton stump
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I am the one. But I don't change my name haha

regal trail
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and went down to top 300+ in 1 race

celest creek
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β€œ!p i could be the one

wanton stump
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EPIC FAIL

grizzled yoke
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oof

celest creek
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😭

feral steeple
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Is Mina back?

wanton stump
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Yes.

celest creek
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@wanton stump stalker

sand bough
celest creek
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😱

wanton stump
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You can see that in the online list haha

feral steeple
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Does she respond dm?

wanton stump
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idk

regal trail
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@celest creek Im close to top 100 again ❀️

celest creek
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She is a very busy person

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@regal trail just outside of 100 myself as well. Should play a bit moreπŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
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sorry jesse gotta change name ingame again I think

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I need to show them that typhon is not dead

celest creek
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😦

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πŸ’”

wanton stump
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What is if I spread out I love Jesse in the Android universum haha

regal trail
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Yo, imagine Top 97, 98 and 99 being β€œI ❀ Jesse Owen”

grizzled yoke
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@regal trail i was top 1 last season lul

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sorry @celest creek still love ya tho

regal trail
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I got to top 50, that was my highest

grizzled yoke
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sadly 20 other were top 1 aswell

celest creek
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I just think all of you are awesome either wayπŸ˜„

regal trail
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1985+ with 3* Vulc and 2* SV

grizzled yoke
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not bad

celest creek
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When I’m old I can tell me grandchildren I was famous

grizzled yoke
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xD

regal trail
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Petition to make a new channel for Jesse fans

grizzled yoke
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oof

wanton stump
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@celest creek especially the weirdos in here lol

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Post it in suggestion server @regal trail πŸ˜‚

regal trail
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Im about to πŸ˜‚

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tag Dumi and Istvan

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They don’t mind being tagged😈

wanton stump
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They will ban them lol

celest creek
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Nahhh asphalt team doesn’t ban

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On discord that is😝

grizzled yoke
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wait so @patent bison really doesnt mind being tagged? nice

wanton stump
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I know what now comes: spamming Dumi and istvan lol

grizzled yoke
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Dumi also is a cat, iam proud

sand bough
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so you’re saying if i tag everyone it wouldn’t do anything at all?

regal trail
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Just found a hacker smh

regal trail
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He got 5th place too

feral steeple
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Back in the day

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...

patent bison
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tag me all you want

grizzled yoke
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damn

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hi dumi

sand bough
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@patent bison

eager zinc
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Lmao?

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deluxe packs for mp rewards

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l o l

patent bison
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i'm like beetlejuice

feral steeple
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It's 2nd mp season

patent bison
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you say my name 3 times

grizzled yoke
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I like your cat @patent bison

patent bison
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i show up

sand bough
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@patent bison @patent bison @patent bison

patent bison
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thanks, i like my cat too

wanton stump
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@sand bough I KNEW IT

grizzled yoke
celest creek
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@patent bison can I engage your cat with mine so we can be family?

patent bison
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ummm

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no

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πŸ˜„

celest creek
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😦

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πŸ’”

regal trail
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@celest creek I found a hacker, he ended in 5th place too lmao

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I can DM the clip with player ID

celest creek
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@regal trail pm them to @wanton stump

regal trail
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Ok

celest creek
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He says he has little to do

wanton stump
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Yippie

celest creek
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And needs more stuffπŸ˜„

regal trail
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I got you a job πŸ˜ƒ

celest creek
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(Just this once, I am your resident hook up😏)

wanton stump
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Pffff...douchebag @celest creek ❀

regal trail
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Inb4 I become a Svenson fan

wanton stump
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YEAH

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1 month later: SvensonMaXXon vs Jesse Owen battle haha

patent bison
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i'd pay some money to see that

sand bough
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why not be a fan of both?

regal trail
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Let me trim the clip to like 10 seconds because I recorded way too much

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KSI vs Logan < Svenson vs Owen

wanton stump
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In the left corner: SvensonMaXXon, German guy. Special ability: being mod.
In the right corner: Jesse Owen, Dutchman. Special ability: being god.

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Wait what lol

tall knot
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lmao

patent bison
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wha

tall knot
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🍿

wanton stump
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Tickets are available from 31st of September 2018.

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

wanton stump
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Hotline no.: 0049 - JESSE VS SVENSON

celest creek
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(Ticket prices?πŸ€”)

patent bison
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for bet quotations come to me

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

regal trail
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$10 pay per view, streamed on YouTube.

patent bison
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pf, i can pay a full month of netflix with that

wanton stump
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Ticket prices:
Svenson Fan: 50€.
Jesse Fan: INFINITE €

regal trail
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Inb4 all twitch mods watch someone else stream it

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for free.

shrewd rain
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Inb4 it's a tie

celest creek
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@patent bison why aren’t we doing this tournament

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With betsπŸ€”

regal trail
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Inb4 its rigged and there’s going to be a second fight schedules for December 24

wanton stump
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Santa vs Svenson vs Jesse lol

patent bison
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mostly because we are busy replying to "why is A9 not working on the phone i purchased 7 years ago"

grizzled yoke
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ksi vs logan flashbacks right there

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lul

sand bough
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thanos vs svenson vs jesse

wanton stump
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@patent bison why is my nokia 3310 not ok for A9??????

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iT hAs PeRfEcT qUaLiTy

shrewd rain
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Why can't I play A9 on my shoelace ?

celest creek
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@patent bison I am still trying to play asphalt on my self designed console without CPU, why isn’t it working?

eager zinc
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why is my tracfone not work for A9?

sand bough
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why can’t i play A9 on my microwave? @patent bison

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

wanton stump
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Why can A9 not run at my toaster?

patent bison
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πŸ˜„

celest creek
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Why can’t my toaster toast?

wanton stump
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New trend: triggering Dumi with compatibility questions lol

shrewd rain
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A9 on my very smart fridge would be πŸ”₯

feral steeple
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Why my ads don't work?

wanton stump
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A9 brings my stove to heat hahahahahah

celest creek
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@feral steeple no serious questions hereπŸ€”

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@shrewd rain keeping your fridge open for hours to play asphalt 9

shrewd rain
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Serious question: why can't Asphalt 9 be played on asphalt ?

feral steeple
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Ok why my girl friend left me alone?

grizzled yoke
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Hi Iam new here, when will the fuel system be removed? Its really annoying and it so idiotic. Also when update? bugatti?

patent bison
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asking the real questions

feral steeple
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Is that a valid question ? @celest creek

wanton stump
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WE ALL WANT BOBBYCAR IN A9

sand bough
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hi i am n00b pls gib all cars and 9999999999999999999 tokens and credits @patent bison

wanton stump
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INFINITE NITRO

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@sand bough hacker confirmed.

shrewd rain
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Uh there's no thanos car ? Uninstalling right now

celest creek
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@patent bison when are we getting that smart you showed me?

grizzled yoke
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yes pl

feral steeple
patent bison
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you want that smart @celest creek ?

celest creek
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@patent bison only with that upgrade

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Special limited time car for Jesse Owen fans only

patent bison
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wtf

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@patent bison they are ingame too

patent bison
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damn

grizzled yoke
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lmao

celest creek
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@patent bison you should change your name tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

sand bough
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^^

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join the nation and together we can build a revolution

patent bison
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yeaaaaaah i think i'll pass

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πŸ˜„

celest creek
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

crisp kite
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🀣

faint dragon
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@celest creek do take a look

patent bison
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i don't even have a 4k monitor

grizzled yoke
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same

faint dragon
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@patent bison it's processing. Should take 2-3 hours for the 4k format or 1440p format to show up.

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U can watch at 1440p

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If u have an iPhone

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Or android phone

celest creek
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Even if it was 8K I wouldn’t notice the difference with 1080p

faint dragon
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If u have a 4k TV or monitor, things would look different. But even at 1080p it's so crisp.

celest creek
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@grizzled yoke why you not top 100

grizzled yoke
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cause my life started sadly

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new city, new uni, new friends, new people, every second day there is a party somewhere, learning starts soon

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i want my old life back

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lmao

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also a professor already told us that 25% will cancel their studies cause they are too bad and that this is a really hard life and that you really need to be good

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good thing I didnt look at math or programming AT ALL before starting my studies πŸ˜ƒ its going to be fun @celest creek

faint dragon
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Uni life will be great keep enjoying

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And it's even better In England

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Freshers fayre

grizzled yoke
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yeah i know, 7 days here already was drunk 4 times like wtf calm down pls xD

faint dragon
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πŸ˜‚

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You will enjoy a lot more

patent bison
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well you know how they say

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you can't be hungover if you're constantly drunk

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so...

faint dragon
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That's nothing that's only the start

grizzled yoke
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πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ true tho dumi

faint dragon
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True, dumi!

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πŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
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the worst part is living alone and cooking lol I kinda like always eat bread, so lazy

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gotta start them cooking skillllZZ

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atleast I have roommates that cook some dinner sometimes and i just join

faint dragon
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Are u living at uni halls?

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Or private accommodation

grizzled yoke
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uni halls yeah, we are 6 people, 1 kitchen 2 1/2 bathrooms

faint dragon
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Nice. You will definitely enjoy it. Enjoy study do everything while keeping it balanced.

grizzled yoke
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yeah I gotta get up and learn hard in the first weeks, Iam completly new to programming

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but interest is there and iam already hyped to learn tbh

patent bison
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yeah

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that's what i always said

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when the year was starting

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i was all like "yeah man this year i'm actually going to all the classes and the labs"

grizzled yoke
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πŸ˜‚ yeah iam also scared it will fade away just like back in school days, oh man

patent bison
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come exam time, teacher was asking "so you were in my class? never seen you before"

grizzled yoke
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rofl

patent bison
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good times

grizzled yoke
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I have 8 hours of economics on friday

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big hype time

patent bison
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8 hours of sleep

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be happy, you guys have fancy phones nowadays

grizzled yoke
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hahaha yeah also because all the student partys on thurday for some freaky reason

patent bison
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back when i was going to college i had to play java crap on Nokia E51 πŸ˜„

grizzled yoke
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nice πŸ˜‚ we will learn java aswell most likely

crisp kite
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I play Java games back when i use old phones... πŸ˜…

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Even like the Java made of Asphalt 2 to Asphalt 4.

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and then come back when Asphalt 8 is around πŸ˜…

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From very low graphics to Super HD quality

grizzled yoke
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incomming I work for gameloft someday and will look back at this day where i started uni

patent bison
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we'll be waiting for you :p

grizzled yoke
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πŸ˜„ see ya for Asphalt X

sand bough
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asphalt 10 is going to be out in 2023 lmao

grizzled yoke
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roughly the time where iam finished Iam guessing πŸ˜„

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jk iam not THAT lazy

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wait thats like 5 years only πŸ€” robably still studying at that point

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or just finished

sand bough
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asphalt 9 released 5 years later after asphalt 8 so it makes sense

grizzled yoke
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I guess it depends on how asphalt 9 will survive and how they can update the graphic again

sand bough
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only the future will tell my friend

grizzled yoke
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asphalt X VR confirmed

sand bough
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asphalt X free roam would be nice to have

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like an open world like in forza horizon

celest creek
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@sand bough and then call it asphalt infinity?

sand bough
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who knows

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maybe asphalt X will be completely different from all other asphalt games

patent bison
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maybe

celest creek
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Maybe @patent bison already made asphalt X compatible with android

patent bison
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with Galaxy S2

faint dragon
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I didn't know views would keep increasing.

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50+ views

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Yeah the 4k option is now available

regal trail
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Found another hacker

eager zinc
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rip, jesse is only mod on, was gonna tell you to go bug Sven about it

regal trail
#

Yeah

#

I bug Jesse too much with hackers

#

I feel sorry for him

#

Does Asphalt team mind if I report hackers to them on DMs?

eager zinc
#

not sure actually lol, you'd have to ask Jesse anyway .-.

regal trail
#

I bug Jesse way too much with hackers tho πŸ˜‚

#

Like I’d say 1 maybe 2 times per day

celest creek
#

@regal trail asphalt team will probably send you to the modsπŸ˜‚

regal trail
#

Im bugging Victor now πŸ˜‚

celest creek
#

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#

@wanton stump

#

@wanton stump

#

@wanton stump

#

Wake up bratwurst

#

@wanton stump

#

@wanton stump

#

@wanton stump

#

@grizzled yoke help me out here

#

@eager zinc this Sven Guy...

grizzled yoke
#

@wanton stump | Android

#

@wanton stump | Android

#

@wanton stump | Android

#

hey

celest creek
#

Lol

eager zinc
#

smh

#

lmao

grizzled yoke
#

komm ran jetzt @wanton stump

celest creek
#

Okay think we assaulted him enoughπŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
#

πŸ‘Œ

celest creek
#

I know I say this everyday

#

But idk what to eat

grizzled yoke
#

omg same

faint dragon
#

Lol bratwurst

wanton stump
#

GEHT MIR NICHT AUFN SACK

grizzled yoke
#

Iam just happy to go to the uni to eat at the mensa

#

lol

wanton stump
#

Bratwurst, nice

#

@celest creek was willst du geiler bock von mir?

grizzled yoke
#

I ate bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 5 days @celest creek

celest creek
#

@regal trail I woke him

grizzled yoke
#

iam stabilizing now

#

naijs

regal trail
#

Huh?

celest creek
#

@grizzled yoke I haven’t eaten today

regal trail
#

I was in another server whats going on

wanton stump
#

I just throwed a frozen pizza in my oven lol

celest creek
#

@regal trail in case victor doesn’t respond you can but Sven

grizzled yoke
#

too expensive

celest creek
#

Too cheap

faint dragon
#

You are so grumpy when you didn't eat

grizzled yoke
#

stop jesse

regal trail
#

I bugged Victor and he responded

wanton stump
#

Dude. You have google.

celest creek
#

Oh cool

#

😦

#

Google hates me

regal trail
#

Which mod likes to be bugged the most?

wanton stump
#

Here.

grizzled yoke
#

sven

faint dragon
#

@regal trail Svenson

wanton stump
#

HAHAHAAHAH how everbody knows me lol

grizzled yoke
#

gotta work for his money#

regal trail
#

Well Ik who Im gonna send 20 hackers per day to...

faint dragon
#

πŸ˜‚

#

Banhammer

#

Jk

regal trail
#

In reality tho, I can get like 2-3 hackers in a day lol

faint dragon
#

He's nice. So do it

wanton stump
#

I must overtake Jesse somehow...... at some time....rarely....never....

celest creek
#

lol you’re like 100 behind

regal trail
#

Inb4 all Jesse fans become Sven fans

faint dragon
#

Keep Trying

grizzled yoke
#

jesse needs a pause from being the getting bugged mod

faint dragon
#

@wanton stumpyou need a pilot to overtake him

wanton stump
#

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

celest creek
#

Welcome sexy

wanton stump
#

NANI?

grizzled yoke
#

gaaaaachi?

regal trail
#

uwu

wanton stump
#

Salvatore Ganachi?

grizzled yoke
#

only 4 days left and at 23/100 and 46/100

#

someone farm for me

wanton stump
#

lol

regal trail
#

@celest creek Do you mean he’s 100 bans behind?

wanton stump
#

I am still at 21/100 and 26/100

#

Yep.

regal trail
#

Im at 12/100 and 2/100...

wanton stump
#

@regal trail nice username hehe

regal trail
#

Yeah πŸ˜‚

celest creek
#

@regal trail πŸ˜¨πŸ’”πŸ˜±

faint dragon
#

Give him 20 cheaters a day so he can be the top banner πŸ€” not sure if it's a good thing

regal trail
#

In a week from now I can help Sven overtake Jesse :KappaFat:

wanton stump
#

@celest creek bros united lol

regal trail
#

@celest creek I still have you as my A9 name

celest creek
#

@regal trail ❀️

regal trail
#

❀️

#

Also, who started all this β€œI<3Jesse Owens” thing?

grizzled yoke
#

not sure, But I changed it ingame and suddenly discord was full with it after someone spread that I have that name

#

it was evolving from other names tho xD

celest creek
#

@grizzled yoke started the revolution

regal trail
#

Getting top 30 with that name got the recognition πŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
#

yep and being in a top 5 club helps to spread the message πŸ˜„

wanton stump
#

Jesse pushed his ego. Result: Everybody loves him.

regal trail
#

Yup

celest creek
#

@wanton stump ❀️

wanton stump
#

His problem: It also works at guys hahahahaah

faint dragon
#

If you all got top 5 everyone be like who is Jesse Owen??

wanton stump
#

Their problem that they don't know the amazing A9 server.

regal trail
#

At one point there was 2 Jesse Owen fans in Top 50

grizzled yoke
#

we need to be like 2 or 3 on at the top. I was at the top last season, but alone xD

faint dragon
#

πŸ˜‚

grizzled yoke
#

and also there were 20 others with 1999 rating

#

so yeah

regal trail
#

1999 is too hard for me

#

I only got as far as 1989 iirc

#

Which was barely in the Top 50 too iirc

grizzled yoke
#

i dropped to 1960 at a point and only got back to 1992

#

cause yeah it was ending anyways

regal trail
#

Way too many players at 1999 πŸ˜‚

subtle reef
#

Useless car lmao

eager zinc
#

lmao nice

#

but yeah bad car

subtle reef
#

I got it by completing MP missions

#

Oh

#

And I took an slight late start for NSX day 6

#

But I upgraded a lot

#

And I won't be locked behind the first PR wallGWqlabsKek GWjiangoPepeFedora

eager zinc
#

nice

#

I still have like 60k credits to buy mats

#

so im good

grizzled yoke
#

damn playing 2 mobile games

#

at ones

#

I would burnout

eager zinc
#

Lmao

#

I play 3

#

keep up with all 3 semi-well I guess

#

but I play A9 the most

grizzled yoke
#

freaking school life πŸ˜₯

eager zinc
#

sad life

grizzled yoke
#

best life 😭

subtle reef
#

I play A8 the most

#

But I spend a lot of time on NFS too

#

@eager zinc it's too late for me to lose to win 😒

grizzled yoke
#

still A8, isnt that kinda overloaded

eager zinc
#

yeah far too late

#

better to just spam RR

#

Lose to win is for the first two to three days

subtle reef
#

I'll do that next time GWqlabsKek

eager zinc
#

once you hit day 4 you have enough RRs to be fine

subtle reef
#

I'll use that to my advantage to win the McLaren P1 when it comes back

eager zinc
#

ye

#

make sure to check the reddit guy

#

he posts best race to farm for those events

wanton stump
#

@subtle reef You just love Jesse :(
I knew it

subtle reef
#

@wanton stumpGWjiangoPepeFedora GWjiangoPepeFedora GWjiangoPepeFedora

wanton stump
#

Oh boiiiii GWqlabsOilUp

#

I miss you in A9 GWqlabsPraise

subtle reef
#

I can't play A9 lol

#

Device not compatibleGWqlabsYaoLUL

eager zinc
#

RIP

celest creek
#

@wanton stump getting everyone to change their name huh?πŸ˜‚

wanton stump
#

I hope so hehe

faint dragon
#

Lol

faint dragon
regal trail
#

@celest creek New name

celest creek
#

@regal trail fancy 😱

shrewd rain
#

nice

celest creek
#

@eager zinc @regal trail @patent bison @uneven vigil @faint dragon @true shadow @sand bough @tough lotus @pulsar stone @cold otter @vagrant token @vast wasp @faint dragon @faint dragon why is none of you in voice chat?

regal trail
#

I never use voice chat

eager zinc
#

I like how you pinged me and two devs followed by your entire fanclub

regal trail
#

ree

celest creek
#

@runic fractal

#

@eager zinc ❀

eager zinc
#

❀

regal trail
#

He pinged me before the entire fan club

#

πŸ˜‚

celest creek
#

πŸ˜‚

shrewd rain
wanton stump
#

No it is free lol

celest creek
faint dragon
#

PING!

regal trail
celest creek
#

i like cats

wanton stump
celest creek
#

@grizzled yoke show me your pussy

regal trail
#

Oh

#

Nice

cold otter
#

I was ninth 😭

regal trail
#

Show me too

grizzled yoke
regal trail
#

hot.

celest creek
#

kinky

wanton stump
#

NOICE

regal trail
#

Join to celebrate Jesse

#

ree

#

:ree:

faint dragon
#

Come listen to your savior Jesse in the voice chat

regal trail
#

^

faint dragon
#

LIMITED TIME ONLY

regal trail
#

Only time you will get to hear and celebrate Jesse

#

free

wanton stump
#

We are discussing our battle lol

regal trail
#

Jesse vs Sven > Ksi vs Logan

faint dragon
#

Next time we are charging Β£5 per session

regal trail
#

$5 for the Americans

cold otter
#

Americans getting it cheaper πŸ˜›

celest creek
#

3 euros for europeans

cold otter
#

oh wait, that's bad for me

regal trail
#

freedom

cold otter
#

curse you UK

pulsar stone
#

Jesse did you check my recent Report?

celest creek
#

curse the UK twice

wanton stump
#

Curse Jesse three times

regal trail
celest creek
#

@pulsar stone let me check

pulsar stone
#

I wish discord had read receipts

regal trail
#

I would uninstall

pulsar stone
#

For dms

faint dragon
#

@regal trail soon

regal trail
#

@faint dragon hopefully

celest creek
#

@wanton stump send me your whatsapp

regal trail
#

What’s Jesse tryna get?

celest creek
#

pics

regal trail
#

:hhh:

#

no hhh here

#

rip

wanton stump
#

External emojis are not working

faint dragon
#

the massive ping

#

by jesse owen

regal trail
#

Its the pepe from the pic I sent

#

The Great Ping

eager zinc
#

nice screenshot @regal trail

regal trail
#

Thanks

#

Petition to make Jesse Owen change his name to β€œI ❀ Yeetmeister”

#

or β€œI ❀ Rito”

eager zinc
#

"Yeetmeister"

#

I still hate that name

regal trail
#

Its a great name Chrisbo

faint dragon
#

@regal trail how many signatures would you need?

regal trail
#

3

celest creek
eager zinc
#

Lmao

regal trail
#

OOF

celest creek
#

@oblique wigeon you're famous πŸ˜„

wanton stump
#

Cry like a river 😦

regal trail
#

#SvenLivesMatter

wanton stump
#

bad mod

faint dragon
#

😐

eager zinc
#

lmao

oblique wigeon
#

I have no opinion on any of this.

regal trail
#

Inb4 asphalt team bans him for being unpopular

celest creek
#

πŸ˜‚

regal trail
#

Im gonna send all my hacker reports to Sven until he gets more bans than Jesse

#

Then switch back to Jesse

oblique wigeon
#

Perfectly balanced.

celest creek
#

so forever right?

regal trail
#

Yes

wanton stump
#

Good luck. Sending the next 180 bans to me lol

regal trail
#

Switch everytime someone beats the other one

oblique wigeon
#

I'll just send the screenshots to Jesse and the videos to Sven.

celest creek
#

LOL

wanton stump
#

i am asking what the other mods are doing lol

regal trail
#

YES

oblique wigeon
#

Kappa

regal trail
#

and the player ID to victor

celest creek
#

how about @runic fractal , @errant briar and @stray plinth

wanton stump
#

memory to get the hackers informations lol

regal trail
#

1st Triumvirate on the discord server? @celest creek

celest creek
#

where the hell is @ivory vapor

regal trail
#

Banning more hackers than you :KappaFat:

errant briar
regal trail
#

Fake Jesse fans are not joining the voice chat.

faint dragon
#

Still waiting for my report to get banned

celest creek
#

@faint dragon !bban

faint dragon
#

Sven, do your job

#

@celest creek evil

regal trail
#

Can I report myself?

errant briar
#

Is @celest creek talking

wanton stump
#

!baan @faint dragon being Ainna

faint dragon
#

I hat$ you

regal trail
#

@Dragonmaste r

wanton stump
#

love you too Ainna πŸ˜—

faint dragon
#

Don't ban me just because I'm cute ☹️

celest creek
#

@faint dragon are you?

regal trail
#

Oof

wanton stump
#

OOOOOF

celest creek
#

@acoustic nest

faint dragon
#

@celest creek cuter than you

errant briar
regal trail
#

O O F

celest creek
#

@faint dragon

wanton stump
#

Than I have to ban you infinite @faint dragon lol

regal trail
celest creek
#

@faint dragon keep dreaming

faint dragon
#

@celest creek aww you're just jealous. It's okay people still love you anyway

regal trail
#

Only $1075.

#

Only

errant briar
wanton stump
#

@celest creek You have 14 ppl loving you lol

regal trail
#

Jesse vs Sven vs Ainna

wanton stump
#

THE BATTLE IS CONFIRMED

regal trail
#

$10 per view

faint dragon
#

Oh no!

regal trail
#

Lets pull a logan paul vs ksi

#

lets also rig it to make it a tie

faint dragon
#

Sven and Jesse will ganging up to ban me if they lose. Help me

regal trail
#

@faint dragon Not if you ban them first

faint dragon
#

I mean they can't stand people cuter than them ☹️

regal trail
#

Oof

#

The real question is

#

Who’s cuter, Jesse or Sven?

faint dragon
#

Ah

wanton stump
#

Good question.

faint dragon
#

Need more evidence to decide

wanton stump
#

tbh Ainna lol

faint dragon
#

πŸ˜‚

#

Pm ainna for evidence

wanton stump
#

You wanna have a pic from my chocolate site?

celest creek
#

@faint dragon you have seen plenty of me

faint dragon
#

O

#

πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘€

regal trail
#

At this point I wish I had discord nitro to send emojis from other servers

errant briar
faint dragon
#

Bey it

regal trail
#

Im too poor

faint dragon
#

Was asphalt 9 optimised so much?

celest creek
#

@regal trail am poor too

faint dragon
#

@wanton stump chocolate site?

regal trail
#

@celest creek But 14 people love you

faint dragon
#

I guess everyone is poor here

errant briar
faint dragon
#

@celest creek true 😜

celest creek
#

14 people, give me nitro

faint dragon
#

Including me

regal trail
#

Make that 13.

celest creek
#

lol

faint dragon
#

:(

regal trail
#

If someone buys me nitro Ill give them memes

faint dragon
#

πŸ‘€

#

Bad deal

wanton stump
#

Nobody will give you Nitro.

faint dragon
#

Give them bps

regal trail
#

Lancer BPs?

faint dragon
#

Of p1

#

Lol

regal trail
#

Ill give you Chiron BPs

faint dragon
#

O

oblique wigeon
#

@wanton stump Today is your lucky day.

#

I found no cheaters in-game since the Windows update, and now I found two today. This one's for you.

regal trail
#

I bet Sven doesn’t have the Lancer 3*

faint dragon
#

You can take my Lancer bps Sven ☹️

#

Everyone has it??

regal trail
#

@oblique wigeon Send the vid to Sven, the picture to Jesse, the player ID to Victor and the platform to Ainna

faint dragon
regal trail
#

Sven = Jesse 2 confirmed

oblique wigeon
#

No.

faint dragon
#

Wai?

errant briar
#

Alexa play Jesse 2

regal trail
#

Jesse = Sven -1

ivory vapor
#

@celest creek You pinged?

celest creek
#

@ivory vapor join VC

regal trail
#

Alexa play A9 intro song yeet

celest creek
#

<@&469459051105878016>

faint dragon
#

Oh Vc nice

celest creek
#

secret meet up

faint dragon
#

Planning for world domination

regal trail
#

β€œSecret” Has a Jesse fan in VC

fiery marsh
#

Secret meet up?

errant briar
#

-warn @celest creek for making kinda secret meetings

fiery marsh
#

What?

faint dragon
#

Must hide

regal trail
#

Sven = Jens 2.0

#

CHRISBO

#

The club’s whale.

#

❀️

eager zinc
#

voices ;-;

celest creek
#

@sand bough

#

@grizzled yoke

regal trail
#

Voices in my head

errant briar
#

@runic fractal

faint dragon
#

We are inside your head

errant briar
celest creek
#

@ivory vapor

regal trail
#

14/2300 members love Jesse Owens.

celest creek
#

@eager zinc

#

πŸ˜›

eager zinc
#

.-.

#

never

celest creek
#

don't leave me babe @eager zinc

errant briar
regal trail
#

I NEED DISCORD NITRO

errant briar
#

no you don't

regal trail
#

Can you pirate discord nitro on iOS?

wanton stump
#

@regal trail Should I show you my ban hammer?

regal trail
#

I need to send KappaFat in here.

eager zinc
#

how the hell you gonna pirate discord nitro?

regal trail
#

@wanton stump I send u hackers

eager zinc
regal trail
#

Chrisbo

errant briar
regal trail
#

res

#

ree*

faint dragon
#

@wanton stump don't shout 😭

regal trail
#

^

wanton stump
#

KILLER IS HERE

faint dragon
#

No shi

regal trail
#

Imagine if we had no collision mode

#

I swear Tachi has the exact same voice as FrankieOnPC

ivory vapor
#

@wanton stump I know I’m here. I’m confused why tho.

oblique wigeon
crisp kite
#

πŸ˜…

eager zinc
#

what the actual frick

regal trail
#

wot

#

I took a barrel roll

#

car decided to do a half front flip

celest creek
#

πŸ”¨

#

πŸ”¨

ivory vapor
#

No!!

#

Not me!

faint dragon
#

😒

#

Ban us all and then ban yourself

regal trail
#

πŸ”¨ Sven

celest creek
#

T-mobile > vodafone

#

@oblique wigeon

#

@wanton stump πŸ˜„

amber tapirBOT
#

Alright, @oblique wigeon has been warned because 'cursing on VC πŸ˜›'.

faint dragon
#

Oof

regal trail
#

@oblique wigeon MetroPCS > T mobile

celest creek
#

KPN > any use telecom

regal trail
#

Jk metropcs sucks

eager zinc
#

lmao

#

metropcs is for poor people

oblique wigeon
celest creek
#

jaguar > aventador

#

GT-R > Icona

eager zinc
#

Corvette > Lykan

#

πŸ˜„

faint dragon
amber tapirBOT
#

Alright, @faint dragon has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.

faint dragon
#

.

#

It's bad.

#

It should be in D class.

#

Lol D class

#

πŸ˜‚

#

I need to use the original headphone.

#

They should let us use it in Bronze league then

#

Old one sucks!

#

Yep! Yep!

celest creek
faint dragon
#

No, volcano!

celest creek
#

need more money to upgrade it 😦

faint dragon
#

Keep farming!

#

@celest creek ask your 14 fans to donate

oblique wigeon
faint dragon
#

Charging cockroach!

celest creek
faint dragon
#

Because I wanna own it.

#

Or the buggati devo!

#

Or whatever its' spelling! Cba!

#

4790??

#

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

#

Gtx 1080

#

With ddr3 ram?

#

Bruh!

#

I own a skylake!

#

Sven you could be one good opera soap singer. πŸ˜‚

#

So cheesy voice

celest creek
#

wtf

faint dragon
#

@wanton stump sing now

celest creek
#

someone sing me a lullaby

faint dragon
#

??? πŸ˜‘

#

I studied at city University of London. Did my masters.

#

@celest creek

celest creek
#

LOL

faint dragon
#

Wasn't brainy enough for Cambridge

oblique wigeon
celest creek
#

@faint dragon cool! imperial?

faint dragon
#

Na!

#

City University London

#

Although, I have an English friend he studied at Cambridge. He studied political science. He is pretty good in English. His accent is wonderful.

#

Who is English in the voice chat?

#

Umm, people from England are called English.

eager zinc
faint dragon
#

Like the trolling works.

#

πŸ˜‚

celest creek
#

@eager zinc we are mocking you

#

on voice chat

eager zinc
#

rude

faint dragon
#

No we're not

eager zinc
#

😠

#

t!ban @oblique wigeon

#

πŸƒ

faint dragon
#

How do you pronounce your name again? @wanton stump

#

Germans pretending to be British

celest creek
#

!ban tachifox

#

😦

#

not worthy

eager zinc
#

germans making fun of me

#

😦

celest creek
#

i am not german

faint dragon
#

*Germans and Dutch

#

Indians can speak better English than Germans. :(

#

My mom is from England.

#

πŸ˜‚

celest creek
#

suguri is a man 😱

faint dragon
#

Top 10 anime betrayal

celest creek
#

thought chan was female

faint dragon
#

Germans can't speak English. Their primary language is German. 🀣

celest creek
#

mein deutsch is nicht so gut 😦

#

fick dich @wanton stump

eager zinc
#

foreign languages 😱

faint dragon
#

So you just agreed! Germans aren't taught English at primary!

#

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

#

Same as Indians

#

Just speak in your German dialect.

#

Copying British accent πŸ˜›

#

Chess 🀣

oblique wigeon
faint dragon
#

Support the devs!