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oh
well you can still look
I really recommend it
since a guy there does farming guids
or you would have to wait around for me to tell you
lmao
yeah he's the guy who does the farming notes/guides
aka tells you best race to farm day 1 2 and 3
yep
now you know at least
its veeery helpful
prevents you from getting walled on materials
since you can buy alot
I don't know why Asphalt 7 died too quickly, it died after A8's release :/
the famous font used on A8 was firstly included in Asphalt Injection
Used to love asphalt 7
I grinded this many credits so far and still 8 hours until next day opens
what game is that?
Need for speed no limits
thought that was triple a
@subtle reef erwick looks pretty nice but daaamn this matchmaking was super uneven
yo
suggest me some offline games ples
Witcherπ
Prey if into futuristic
New wolfenstein games incoming
civ is pretty fun
@grizzled yoke love the whole district thingy in 6
tbh i kinda preffered 5 not sure why, but its fun aswell
I saw banhammer
I preferred 4π
Divinity: Original Sin II also
cyberpunk, spiderman, the last of us
man My wish list
or just buy a switch
and have fun forever
easy
@faint dragon I had rocket league but i donβt have a windows computer here in England
@grizzled yoke buy me time and I buy you a switch
oof thats a hard task
Good deal
@celest creek https://youtu.be/D6ouHWP0KrY best hp trailer I Hve seen
This November, cops are back in Need for Speed in a big way. Get ready for edge-of-your-seat, open-world pursuits in our most connected game ever.
I wanted This song added to the game
It's epic
there are a lot of really great songs to be added
imagine dragons has epic songs aswell
True
Link to the game if it's on PC?
Dang with iOS 12 you canβt even screen record
Meaning you canβt record people exploiting
@eager zinc the Police is already very aggressive, but don't get close of the P1 police driver, he's more aggressive than all the other one. If you do, he'll get you stuck against a wall
No problem 
What would be a good profile picture for me? Also, if anyone knows how to quickly upload multiple pictures that'd be nice.
1 more star to be able to put all my legendary parts on this @subtle reef
Not only me, but many players do not like the content of MP league packs to be random.The current packs areBronze League pack: 1xShelby, 1xM4, 1xF12tdf, 1xP1 or 1xFenyrΒ SilverΒ League pack: 5xShelby, 5xM4, 3xF12tdf, 2xP1 or 1xFenyrΒ Gold League pack:Β 10xShelby, 10xM4, 10xF1...
@cloud dust yes π©
I hate that samsung font
@faint dragonπ
@eager zinc I upgraded a lot since yesterday
Nice nice @subtle reef
@eager zinc I took risks to provide that pic 
@cold otter now you have your status back imma stop bullying now
@faint dragon lol Ok!
Does somebody make customized profile logos with the username here? For free, not for any costs...
pm me
@wanton stump i tried that and @subtle reef ended up mocking me π
Yo its ga boi
@restive sparrow again?πππ
πππΌ
π€
so mean
@wanton stump I can do it with photoshop
I wish I had tho if u can give me a free download link Iβll make one
@eager zinc @ebon ravine why do we never stay on topic
because we're bad π’
idk
@eager zinc need spankies
@eager zinc you love it
@ebon ravine stop being inactive or I take your expert role π
give it to me π
If that was true, Floren would have it out a long time ago @celest creek
Isnβt my love enough for you?π @eager zinc
@ebon ravine if only I had such powersπ
β€
@celest creek XDDDD
lmao
Let me check how many expert racers we have
4π€
10 modsπ¨
12 asphalt teamπ±
heeh, i want expert role too, sadly i'm here only to mocking mp π
I am here to feel superior and loved
What exactly define an expert racer
When I go on mp I can actually count how many people I know are good
@hidden locust you can check #π-welcome and see that we dont really have something to do with beiing good or bad XD
Oh they help others
That's what I tough
Helping doesn't mean being insanely good on mp π
Now I got it
?serverinfo
Mina#5121
eu-central
9
27
6
2367
2364
3
133
9
@everyone, Mods, ExpertRacers, ProRacers, Asphalt Team, MEE6, Muted, Reaction Role, Dyno
@eager zinc day 5
I just finished day 3 myself
GPU: GeForce GTX 960M CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-6300HQ CPU @ 2.30GHz Memory: 16 GB RAM (15.87 GB RAM usable) Current resolution: 1920 x 1080, 59Hz Operating ...
GPU: GeForce GTX 960M CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-6300HQ CPU @ 2.30GHz Memory: 16 GB RAM (15.87 GB RAM usable) Current resolution: 1920 x 1080, 59Hz Operating ...
π
A8 mp system will be back next season π
hi
hehehehe
@wanton stump you bully
Ikr itβs amazing
π¦
@grizzled yokeπ±
?
Hi
I am nice
even nicer
Lol that typoπ
Could pls remove this UERK lol
WE HAVE 15 I love jesses in here haha
How did my ego not explode yet?
yeah sadly, but so people know iam the one on top of the leaderboard and not one the other 15 skillfull players
There is only one guy, who really loves jesse haha
my hands slipped
@wanton stump two people actually changed their ingame name
corrected
I was in Top 50
π
then got destroyed by MP gains losses
I am the one. But I don't change my name haha
and went down to top 300+ in 1 race
β!p i could be the one
EPIC FAIL
oof
π
Is Mina back?
Yes.
@wanton stump stalker
π±
You can see that in the online list haha
Does she respond dm?
idk
@celest creek Im close to top 100 again β€οΈ
She is a very busy person
@regal trail just outside of 100 myself as well. Should play a bit moreπ
sorry jesse gotta change name ingame again I think
I need to show them that typhon is not dead
What is if I spread out I love Jesse in the Android universum haha
Yo, imagine Top 97, 98 and 99 being βI β€ Jesse Owenβ
I got to top 50, that was my highest
sadly 20 other were top 1 aswell
I just think all of you are awesome either wayπ
1985+ with 3* Vulc and 2* SV
not bad
When Iβm old I can tell me grandchildren I was famous
xD
Petition to make a new channel for Jesse fans
oof
@celest creek especially the weirdos in here lol
Im about to π
They will ban them lol
wait so @patent bison really doesnt mind being tagged? nice
I know what now comes: spamming Dumi and istvan lol
Dumi also is a cat, iam proud
so youβre saying if i tag everyone it wouldnβt do anything at all?
Just found a hacker smh
He got 5th place too
tag me all you want
@patent bison
i'm like beetlejuice
It's 2nd mp season
you say my name 3 times
I like your cat @patent bison
i show up
@patent bison @patent bison @patent bison
thanks, i like my cat too
@sand bough I KNEW IT

@patent bison can I engage your cat with mine so we can be family?
@celest creek I found a hacker, he ended in 5th place too lmao
I can DM the clip with player ID
@regal trail pm them to @wanton stump
Ok
He says he has little to do
Yippie
And needs more stuffπ
I got you a job π
(Just this once, I am your resident hook upπ)
Pffff...douchebag @celest creek β€
Inb4 I become a Svenson fan
i'd pay some money to see that
why not be a fan of both?
Let me trim the clip to like 10 seconds because I recorded way too much
KSI vs Logan < Svenson vs Owen
In the left corner: SvensonMaXXon, German guy. Special ability: being mod.
In the right corner: Jesse Owen, Dutchman. Special ability: being god.
Wait what lol
lmao
wha
πΏ
Tickets are available from 31st of September 2018.
ππππ
Hotline no.: 0049 - JESSE VS SVENSON
(Ticket prices?π€)
for bet quotations come to me
πππππ
$10 pay per view, streamed on YouTube.
pf, i can pay a full month of netflix with that
Ticket prices:
Svenson Fan: 50β¬.
Jesse Fan: INFINITE β¬
Inb4 it's a tie
Inb4 its rigged and thereβs going to be a second fight schedules for December 24
Santa vs Svenson vs Jesse lol
mostly because we are busy replying to "why is A9 not working on the phone i purchased 7 years ago"
thanos vs svenson vs jesse
Why can't I play A9 on my shoelace ?
@patent bison I am still trying to play asphalt on my self designed console without CPU, why isnβt it working?
why is my tracfone not work for A9?
why canβt i play A9 on my microwave? @patent bison
πππ
Why can A9 not run at my toaster?
π
Why canβt my toaster toast?
New trend: triggering Dumi with compatibility questions lol
A9 on my very smart fridge would be π₯
Why my ads don't work?
A9 brings my stove to heat hahahahahah
@feral steeple no serious questions hereπ€
@shrewd rain keeping your fridge open for hours to play asphalt 9
Serious question: why can't Asphalt 9 be played on asphalt ?
Ok why my girl friend left me alone?
Hi Iam new here, when will the fuel system be removed? Its really annoying and it so idiotic. Also when update? bugatti?
asking the real questions
Is that a valid question ? @celest creek
WE ALL WANT BOBBYCAR IN A9
hi i am n00b pls gib all cars and 9999999999999999999 tokens and credits @patent bison
Uh there's no thanos car ? Uninstalling right now
@patent bison when are we getting that smart you showed me?
yes pl
you want that smart @celest creek ?
@patent bison only with that upgrade
Special limited time car for Jesse Owen fans only
damn
lmao
@patent bison you should change your name tooπππ
πππ
π€£
https://youtu.be/GAtwB8xy3SM asphalt 9 at 4k ππ
Please like, comment and subscribe. This is my first asphalt 9 4k video I am uploading. There is no compromise of quality in the video, but there might be la...
@celest creek do take a look
i don't even have a 4k monitor
same
@patent bison it's processing. Should take 2-3 hours for the 4k format or 1440p format to show up.
U can watch at 1440p
If u have an iPhone
Or android phone
Even if it was 8K I wouldnβt notice the difference with 1080p
If u have a 4k TV or monitor, things would look different. But even at 1080p it's so crisp.
@grizzled yoke why you not top 100
cause my life started sadly
new city, new uni, new friends, new people, every second day there is a party somewhere, learning starts soon
i want my old life back
lmao
also a professor already told us that 25% will cancel their studies cause they are too bad and that this is a really hard life and that you really need to be good
good thing I didnt look at math or programming AT ALL before starting my studies π its going to be fun @celest creek
Uni life will be great keep enjoying
And it's even better In England
Freshers fayre
yeah i know, 7 days here already was drunk 4 times like wtf calm down pls xD
well you know how they say
you can't be hungover if you're constantly drunk
so...
That's nothing that's only the start
π π true tho dumi
the worst part is living alone and cooking lol I kinda like always eat bread, so lazy
gotta start them cooking skillllZZ
atleast I have roommates that cook some dinner sometimes and i just join
uni halls yeah, we are 6 people, 1 kitchen 2 1/2 bathrooms
Nice. You will definitely enjoy it. Enjoy study do everything while keeping it balanced.
yeah I gotta get up and learn hard in the first weeks, Iam completly new to programming
but interest is there and iam already hyped to learn tbh
yeah
that's what i always said
when the year was starting
i was all like "yeah man this year i'm actually going to all the classes and the labs"
π yeah iam also scared it will fade away just like back in school days, oh man
come exam time, teacher was asking "so you were in my class? never seen you before"
rofl
good times
hahaha yeah also because all the student partys on thurday for some freaky reason
back when i was going to college i had to play java crap on Nokia E51 π
nice π we will learn java aswell most likely
I play Java games back when i use old phones... π
Even like the Java made of Asphalt 2 to Asphalt 4.
and then come back when Asphalt 8 is around π
From very low graphics to Super HD quality
incomming I work for gameloft someday and will look back at this day where i started uni
we'll be waiting for you :p
π see ya for Asphalt X
asphalt 10 is going to be out in 2023 lmao
roughly the time where iam finished Iam guessing π
jk iam not THAT lazy
wait thats like 5 years only π€ robably still studying at that point
or just finished
asphalt 9 released 5 years later after asphalt 8 so it makes sense
I guess it depends on how asphalt 9 will survive and how they can update the graphic again
only the future will tell my friend
asphalt X VR confirmed
@sand bough and then call it asphalt infinity?
maybe
Maybe @patent bison already made asphalt X compatible with android
with Galaxy S2
I didn't know views would keep increasing.
50+ views
Yeah the 4k option is now available
Found another hacker
rip, jesse is only mod on, was gonna tell you to go bug Sven about it
Yeah
I bug Jesse too much with hackers
I feel sorry for him
Does Asphalt team mind if I report hackers to them on DMs?
not sure actually lol, you'd have to ask Jesse anyway .-.
I bug Jesse way too much with hackers tho π
Like Iβd say 1 maybe 2 times per day
@regal trail asphalt team will probably send you to the modsπ
Im bugging Victor now π
πππ
@wanton stump
@wanton stump
@wanton stump
Wake up bratwurst
@wanton stump
@wanton stump
@wanton stump
@grizzled yoke help me out here
@eager zinc this Sven Guy...
Lol
komm ran jetzt @wanton stump
Okay think we assaulted him enoughπ
π
omg same
Lol bratwurst
GEHT MIR NICHT AUFN SACK
I ate bread for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 5 days @celest creek
@regal trail I woke him
Huh?
@grizzled yoke I havenβt eaten today
I was in another server whats going on
I just throwed a frozen pizza in my oven lol
@regal trail in case victor doesnβt respond you can but Sven
too expensive
Too cheap
You are so grumpy when you didn't eat
stop jesse
I bugged Victor and he responded
Dude. You have google.
Which mod likes to be bugged the most?
Here.
sven
@regal trail Svenson
HAHAHAAHAH how everbody knows me lol
gotta work for his money#
Well Ik who Im gonna send 20 hackers per day to...
In reality tho, I can get like 2-3 hackers in a day lol
He's nice. So do it
I must overtake Jesse somehow...... at some time....rarely....never....
lol youβre like 100 behind
Inb4 all Jesse fans become Sven fans
Keep Trying
jesse needs a pause from being the getting bugged mod
@wanton stumpyou need a pilot to overtake him
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Welcome sexy
NANI?
gaaaaachi?
uwu
Salvatore Ganachi?
lol
@celest creek Do you mean heβs 100 bans behind?
Im at 12/100 and 2/100...
@regal trail nice username hehe
Yeah π
@regal trail π¨ππ±
Give him 20 cheaters a day so he can be the top banner π€ not sure if it's a good thing
In a week from now I can help Sven overtake Jesse :KappaFat:
@celest creek bros united lol
@celest creek I still have you as my A9 name
@regal trail β€οΈ
not sure, But I changed it ingame and suddenly discord was full with it after someone spread that I have that name
it was evolving from other names tho xD
@grizzled yoke started the revolution
Getting top 30 with that name got the recognition π
yep and being in a top 5 club helps to spread the message π
Jesse pushed his ego. Result: Everybody loves him.
Yup
@wanton stump β€οΈ
His problem: It also works at guys hahahahaah
If you all got top 5 everyone be like who is Jesse Owen??
Their problem that they don't know the amazing A9 server.
At one point there was 2 Jesse Owen fans in Top 50
we need to be like 2 or 3 on at the top. I was at the top last season, but alone xD
π
1999 is too hard for me
I only got as far as 1989 iirc
Which was barely in the Top 50 too iirc
i dropped to 1960 at a point and only got back to 1992
cause yeah it was ending anyways
I got it by completing MP missions

Oh
And I took an slight late start for NSX day 6
But I upgraded a lot
And I won't be locked behind the first PR wall

freaking school life π₯
sad life
best life π
I play A8 the most
But I spend a lot of time on NFS too
@eager zinc it's too late for me to lose to win π’
still A8, isnt that kinda overloaded
yeah far too late
better to just spam RR
Lose to win is for the first two to three days
I'll do that next time 
once you hit day 4 you have enough RRs to be fine
@subtle reef You just love Jesse :(
I knew it
@wanton stump

RIP
@wanton stump getting everyone to change their name huh?π
I hope so hehe
Lol
https://youtu.be/buAh0Kx5HLg another one but no lag
Please like, comment and subscribe. This video is in 4k and there is no lags. Hope you guys enjoy the video. More 4k videos coming soon. Enjoy!
@celest creek New name
@regal trail fancy π±
nice
@eager zinc @regal trail @patent bison @uneven vigil @faint dragon @true shadow @sand bough @tough lotus @pulsar stone @cold otter @vagrant token @vast wasp @faint dragon @faint dragon why is none of you in voice chat?
I never use voice chat
I like how you pinged me and two devs followed by your entire fanclub
ree
β€
π

No it is free lol

PING!

i like cats

@grizzled yoke show me your pussy
I was ninth π
Show me too
my p*ssy
hot.
kinky
NOICE
Come listen to your savior Jesse in the voice chat
^
LIMITED TIME ONLY
We are discussing our battle lol
Jesse vs Sven > Ksi vs Logan
Next time we are charging Β£5 per session
$5 for the Americans
Americans getting it cheaper π
3 euros for europeans
oh wait, that's bad for me
freedom
curse you UK
Jesse did you check my recent Report?
curse the UK twice
Curse Jesse three times
@pulsar stone let me check
I wish discord had read receipts
I would uninstall
For dms
@regal trail soon
@faint dragon hopefully
@wanton stump send me your whatsapp
Whatβs Jesse tryna get?
pics
External emojis are not working
nice screenshot @regal trail
Thanks
Petition to make Jesse Owen change his name to βI β€ Yeetmeisterβ
or βI β€ Ritoβ
Its a great name Chrisbo
@regal trail how many signatures would you need?
3
@wanton stump this is why you will never pass me
Lmao
OOF
@oblique wigeon you're famous π
Cry like a river π¦
#SvenLivesMatter
bad mod
π
lmao
I have no opinion on any of this.
Inb4 asphalt team bans him for being unpopular
π
Im gonna send all my hacker reports to Sven until he gets more bans than Jesse
Then switch back to Jesse
Perfectly balanced.
so forever right?
Yes
Good luck. Sending the next 180 bans to me lol
Switch everytime someone beats the other one
I'll just send the screenshots to Jesse and the videos to Sven.
LOL
i am asking what the other mods are doing lol
YES
Kappa
and the player ID to victor
how about @runic fractal , @errant briar and @stray plinth
memory to get the hackers informations lol
1st Triumvirate on the discord server? @celest creek
where the hell is @ivory vapor
Banning more hackers than you :KappaFat:

Fake Jesse fans are not joining the voice chat.
Still waiting for my report to get banned
@faint dragon !bban
Can I report myself?
!baan @faint dragon being Ainna
I hat$ you
@Dragonmaste r
love you too Ainna π
Don't ban me just because I'm cute βΉοΈ
@faint dragon are you?
Oof
OOOOOF
@acoustic nest
@celest creek cuter than you

O O F
@faint dragon
Than I have to ban you infinite @faint dragon lol
@faint dragon keep dreaming
@celest creek aww you're just jealous. It's okay people still love you anyway

@celest creek You have 14 ppl loving you lol
Jesse vs Sven vs Ainna
THE BATTLE IS CONFIRMED
$10 per view
Oh no!
Sven and Jesse will ganging up to ban me if they lose. Help me
@faint dragon Not if you ban them first
I mean they can't stand people cuter than them βΉοΈ
Ah
Good question.
Need more evidence to decide
tbh Ainna lol
You wanna have a pic from my chocolate site?
@faint dragon you have seen plenty of me
At this point I wish I had discord nitro to send emojis from other servers

Bey it
Im too poor
Was asphalt 9 optimised so much?
@regal trail am poor too
@wanton stump chocolate site?
@celest creek But 14 people love you
I guess everyone is poor here

@celest creek true π
14 people, give me nitro
Including me
Make that 13.
lol
:(
If someone buys me nitro Ill give them memes
Nobody will give you Nitro.
Give them bps
Lancer BPs?
Ill give you Chiron BPs
O
@wanton stump Today is your lucky day.
I found no cheaters in-game since the Windows update, and now I found two today. This one's for you.
I bet Sven doesnβt have the Lancer 3*
@oblique wigeon Send the vid to Sven, the picture to Jesse, the player ID to Victor and the platform to Ainna

Sven = Jesse 2 confirmed
No.
Wai?
Alexa play Jesse 2
Jesse = Sven -1
@celest creek You pinged?
@ivory vapor join VC
Alexa play A9 intro song yeet
<@&469459051105878016>
Oh Vc nice
secret meet up
Planning for world domination
βSecretβ Has a Jesse fan in VC
Secret meet up?
-warn @celest creek for making kinda secret meetings
What?
Must hide
voices ;-;
Voices in my head
@runic fractal
We are inside your head

@ivory vapor
14/2300 members love Jesse Owens.
don't leave me babe @eager zinc

I NEED DISCORD NITRO
no you don't
Can you pirate discord nitro on iOS?
@regal trail Should I show you my ban hammer?
I need to send KappaFat in here.
how the hell you gonna pirate discord nitro?
@wanton stump I send u hackers

Chrisbo

@wanton stump don't shout π
^
KILLER IS HERE
No shi
Imagine if we had no collision mode
I swear Tachi has the exact same voice as FrankieOnPC
@wanton stump I know Iβm here. Iβm confused why tho.
https://gfycat.com/GrimyDeepHectorsdolphin Here, have some updated physics.
π
what the actual frick
π¨ Sven
Alright, @oblique wigeon has been warned because 'cursing on VC π'.
Oof
@oblique wigeon MetroPCS > T mobile
KPN > any use telecom
Jk metropcs sucks
Alright, @faint dragon has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
.
It's bad.
It should be in D class.
Lol D class
π
I need to use the original headphone.
They should let us use it in Bronze league then
Old one sucks!
Yep! Yep!
No, volcano!
need more money to upgrade it π¦
Because I wanna own it.
Or the buggati devo!
@last sundial
Or whatever its' spelling! Cba!
4790??
π π π π
Gtx 1080
With ddr3 ram?
Bruh!
I own a skylake!
Sven you could be one good opera soap singer. π
So cheesy voice
wtf
@wanton stump sing now
someone sing me a lullaby
LOL
Wasn't brainy enough for Cambridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhfbtjqWM8 @celest creek
Zelda - Ocarina Of Time - Zelda's Lullaby
@faint dragon cool! imperial?
Na!
City University London
Although, I have an English friend he studied at Cambridge. He studied political science. He is pretty good in English. His accent is wonderful.
Who is English in the voice chat?
Umm, people from England are called English.
@subtle reef P1 cop spotted boye
rude
No we're not
How do you pronounce your name again? @wanton stump
Germans pretending to be British
i am not german
*Germans and Dutch
Indians can speak better English than Germans. :(
My mom is from England.
π
suguri is a man π±
Top 10 anime betrayal
thought chan was female
Germans can't speak English. Their primary language is German. π€£
foreign languages π±
So you just agreed! Germans aren't taught English at primary!
π π π π
Same as Indians
Just speak in your German dialect.
Copying British accent π
Chess π€£
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