🏎・general

[empty shard]

Dear user, your account has been detected making unauthorized alterations to the game we do not tol ahh role

[stuck atlas]

Bro

[jovial path]

nah this is 100% staged

there is no god damn way that just happened bro

[stuck atlas]

Why when I am writing note on class keep writing multiplayer

I need write multiplier

[thorn hollow]

What pos Are yall currently at? Im 3rd rn

[jovial path]

1st

[empty shard]

pos in where

[jovial path]

gp

[stuck atlas]

Which pos

[empty shard]

0

the car is not worth it the fans dont spin!!!

[stuck atlas]

Unrank

[thorn hollow]

The current leaderboard

1-15

[empty shard]

the fans dont spin car is unworth

[jovial path]

the fans look straight out of a game from the 2000s

[empty shard]

real

so the car is not worth it

[jovial path]

[thorn hollow]

Its 2026 GL at least make the fans spin

[jovial path]

atleast make the fans spin when hte car goes fast or something

"fast"

[stuck atlas]

What to expect next season

[twin tendon]

asphalt 10 leaked footage

[stuck atlas]

Hololive spotlight

[jovial path]

360 bug fix

[thorn hollow]

Why is this ramp useless btw

[jovial path]

u go too low on it u respawn

but that sa skill issue

thats

[stuck atlas]

Meet the potential cars

[thorn hollow]

Unless u have astonishing speed then its not worth using

[arctic siren]

?

[jovial path]

is it gonna be as peak as when it first came

[stuck atlas]

Too high u respawn too

[arctic siren]

just go higher

[jovial path]

i never respawned there

only once

[stuck atlas]

Owl SE

[marble wind]

i'm more annoyed with the random respawn area going across the lake

[rocky hollow]

what
if u cannot make it just wallride to the side ig

[stuck atlas]

Once not never

[jovial path]

saar i said once

[stuck atlas]

I never respawn there
Once

[jovial path]

wow

[stuck atlas]

[jovial path]

but i said once

[stuck atlas]

Is my logic working

[twin tendon]

driving this stapler is really hard

[empty shard]

its not that hard btw

[tardy tide]

Make it easy

[empty shard]

mcmurtry is just peak

[twin tendon]

I make it soft

[empty shard]

[arctic siren]

why wallride

[twin tendon]

too peak for the slow minds

[empty shard]

90 accel btw

and bro calls it slow

do you want it to be as fast as xjr9 at 3789 rank with 90 accel or what

how to ruin the game 101

[twin tendon]

No I meant I my dumbahh can't handle it

[jovial path]

already ruined so

[rocky hollow]

he cant do it the normal way

[empty shard]

relatable

[stuck atlas]

Is 919 in mp2

[empty shard]

yes

[stuck atlas]

How is it

[twin tendon]

yeH

[empty shard]

good stats bad drift

[stuck atlas]

Bad drift

Like

?

[empty shard]

280-290 drift speed being 85 handling car

also drifting isnt sharp

[gusty coral]

The drift is fine

Just feels heavier than expected

[obsidian oak]

Dayum it's now an emoji?

[empty shard]

just drive it yourself tbf idk how to explain

[stuck atlas]

Compare to B95?

[zinc perch]

sup guys

[jovial path]

same

mcmurtry stabiling

[gusty coral]

Uncomparable

B95 is an actual tank

[zinc perch]

mcmurty spinning

[pure plaza]

least overreactive mcsmol encounter:

[twin tendon]

lol

[jovial path]

why'd music sync

[twin tendon]

more like mcmorty

[jovial path]

was it destined to happen

[empty shard]

mcmurtry clubsport

[pure plaza]

mcmurtry Ioniq 5 Clubsport

[steel summit]

@empty shard

[jovial path]

i found where the mcmurtry originated

peak game btw

[steel summit]

@empty shard you are little kitty cat

[zinc perch]

das wild

[steel summit]

[arctic siren]

lol venom trying so hard to get the splitstream

[dense dune]

[abstract thistle]

Okie

[steel summit]

Cheddar

Sup men

[jovial path]

sar wat is this ram usage

not even my video editor uses so much

[pure plaza]

firefox

[empty shard]

firefox 🥀

[pure plaza]

[arctic siren]

fierfox

[empty shard]

[pure plaza]

friefox

[zinc perch]

pierfox

[steel summit]

Someone donate me better laptop

[empty shard]

mcmurtry ioniq 5 clubsport 220

[pure plaza]

🦊

[zinc perch]

im donating you my fried keyboard

[steel summit]

Ykw

Ill take it

[zinc perch]

les goo 🤑

[steel summit]

Master @wicked mauve when you gonna teach me tilt eh

[wicked mauve]

Only 0.1% of play store users won in first race

[steel summit]

[jovial path]

wat browser do i use

[zinc perch]

they r nob 😭

[pure plaza]

internet explorer

[empty shard]

chrome

[jovial path]

saar y chrome

[quiet heron]

[empty shard]

bro dragging this

💔

this is like 100th repost

[zinc perch]

yes i dragging it with my dead body from the trash

[jovial path]

how much you wanna bet yale still giggling whenever he sees that ss

[pure plaza]

asserting dominance

@jovial path

[zinc perch]

like idk

give me a number

[steel summit]

110

[jovial path]

im gonna get banned if i say it so no

[steel summit]

[pure plaza]

.000000546

[zinc perch]

does that mean i

have to send ss 110 times 😭

[steel summit]

Yes

Yes

[soft pier]

WDYM OP

[zinc perch]

[jovial path]

span print screen

spam

[steel summit]

[empty shard]

it is op tho

[zinc perch]

dude why do i wanna print my damn monitor

[jovial path]

gl34 and 4* vanda bradar wat is dis

[empty shard]

stop fricking hating the car because the drivers driving it are bad

[zinc perch]

"don't hate the player, hate the game" 🗣️

[pure plaza]

i will hate you instead

[soft pier]

?

[empty shard]

"vanda bad!! vanda 360!!" thats the driver not the car oh my days

[soft pier]

Fr tho I was actually joking

[waxen zinc]

• and who loses their mind over a KD...?

[jovial path]

you're way too calm tian

[waxen zinc]

look, things happen.

[zinc perch]

someone with anger issues

[soft pier]

How does every match I go into have a LANCER

[pure plaza]

tian is less freaky than the other mods here 🗣️

[jovial path]

im not going outta my way to respectfully pass soembody just for them to double tap brake and turn into a fidget spinner and absolutely combo me

[empty shard]

i literally dont gaf about kd now

[waxen zinc]

I just cross the finish line even if things go awry.

[empty shard]

its just normal now

[zinc perch]

calm superiority

[waxen zinc]

Than just leave mid-match and not get credits/rep.

[zinc perch]

🗣️

[jovial path]

we all should be calm like tian

[empty shard]

just let it happen you cant do nothing about it why mad

[pure plaza]

average day in Asphalt chat be like:

[empty shard]

being mad isnt gonna help anything it already happend

[waxen zinc]

this is my calm mode.

[stuck atlas]

Hi Tian

[jovial path]

how to bring out the evil

😈

[soft pier]

I wrote these rules by hand btw

[empty shard]

think of kd as this (your not getting that place back)

[brittle pebble]

because the milestone reach is so shid that ppl downgrade their leagues in order to reach more milestones

[pure plaza]

oh right i cant send stickers in #🏎・general yet

[jovial path]

top 5 jumpscares

[pure plaza]

[zinc perch]

devel vs 488 evo

[jovial path]

bro i thouight that said something else

[stuck atlas]

Michaeldolense

[waxen zinc]

we recently lowered the role requirement.

[soft pier]

When I get to last place I lock in so hard

[jovial path]

i gotta get my eyes checked

[brittle pebble]

this gon be a close match fr

[waxen zinc]

Just keep chatting.

[empty shard]

WOAH WOAH

chill

[pure plaza]

can send in other channels but #🏎・general

[zinc perch]

i think its spelling out "nogrip"

idk

[waxen zinc]

oh it's currently mishap on the settings. Stay calm, we're working on it.

[stuck atlas]

Why this two still here

[jovial path]

ban

[waxen zinc]

Not collab AL sticker event i m guessing.

Since this is GL made.

[pure plaza]

[obsidian oak]

Oh please no

[empty shard]

top 1

[soft pier]

Chillax

[zinc perch]

i should make a meme using this template

uh

[jovial path]

2019 meme

[zinc perch]

why is it cut

[soft pier]

I tried that car its op

[obsidian oak]

Still memorable

[zinc perch]

there we go

gib ideas 🙏

[jovial path]

i always piss myself whenever someone gets that close to me in classic

[zinc perch]

mini heart attack

[obsidian oak]

I can feel you

[soft pier]

I get a heart attack

[obsidian oak]

Mostly in unbreakable

[empty shard]

that cgt got crazy awareness

[jovial path]

people should stop touching eachother

[zinc perch]

massive attack

[jovial path]

saar wat is dis

celebrity

[zinc perch]

[pure plaza]

[zinc perch]

[soft pier]

🤣

[zinc perch]

pro gaming

[empty shard]

tired of being the good guy

[jovial path]

no more mr nice guy

😈

[zinc perch]

eem villain arc 🤯

[jovial path]

intel arc reference

[stuck atlas]

Gold slr

[soft pier]

Is it possible to do a floaty with td

[pure plaza]

yes

[empty shard]

5* 💔

[cyan skiff]

gailoft is thet the correct spilling ?

[empty shard]

free try

[stuck atlas]

Oh

[zinc perch]

noe

[jovial path]

youre gonna get warned i think

[stuck atlas]

Yes

[soft pier]

Is it harder

[empty shard]

i stomp occasionally wdym

[jaunty plover]

if free try, isnt that 4⭐ free try?

[empty shard]

idk its at 35xx

[stuck atlas]

Yeah that's why I am thinking

[jaunty plover]

4⭐

[soft pier]

"Brian o corner" 🥀

[stuck atlas]

@jaunty plover Isn't free try is max star-1

[zinc perch]

dis u

[soft pier]

Wth

[jaunty plover]

[jovial path]

ive been awake for 30 hours

i feel eepy

[empty shard]

ok bro

[soft pier]

Go to sleep then

[drowsy fern]

No way the mods haven't fixed the spelling error of this sticker's name 💀

[jovial path]

no

[soft pier]

I used to have zonda r

[jovial path]

tell them to name it bulldoggy

[soft pier]

?

[pure plaza]

gag

[stuck atlas]

Shredder jumpscape

[pure plaza]

justin jumpskar

[drowsy fern]

jumps

[jovial path]

we need zonda evo

[empty shard]

reference: i didnt crash -scribbles

[stuck atlas]

Nah nah
Jumpskytower

[zinc perch]

das my idea

[pure plaza]

[zinc perch]

copyrite

[soft pier]

Worth grinding?

[pure plaza]

no

[jovial path]

drop that bass saar

[empty shard]

keyboard supremacy

[soft pier]

Bro WHAT

[soft pier]

Mobile let's u nitro spam easier

[jovial path]

top 10 aline

[jovial path]

says who

[empty shard]

that should be every invisible rail done

[soft pier]

For me

[stuck atlas]

Teach

[empty shard]

cairo himalayas tuscany india singapore caribbean

[soft pier]

Only disadvantage is that I cant wallride with td

[zinc perch]

keyboard wae onleh

[empty shard]

6/6 rail done

[stuck atlas]

It is so hard to ride invisible wall with tilt

[obsidian oak]

Phone/tablet better to perform alien type skills

[empty shard]

i play on 3 controls

keyboard controller tilt

[drowsy fern]

I found it easier with tilt than I did with controller

[pure plaza]

teach pls

[drowsy fern]

Tilt I could correct the angle last minute

Controller needs faster response from the joysticks

[zinc perch]

does tilt work on a laptop

[empty shard]

ok i teach

[stuck atlas]

Hmm

[stuck atlas]

Is that from Quan

[soft pier]

Are there any good td players aside from me

[pure plaza]

nox fury

[soft pier]

Not bragging just asking

I SUCK at geometry dash

[stuck atlas]

Uh uh me

[drowsy fern]

This guy 🗣️

[obsidian oak]

Your honor this is a damn attempted murder, it's right there

[soft pier]

Me when I complete the tutorial for the first time

[empty shard]

bro might be better than drivesafely at TD

[soft pier]

I liked it when asphalt was still asphalt 9

[empty shard]

that is C9 btw

[drowsy fern]

I hated both

[soft pier]

Bros better than me

[drowsy fern]

I hate Unite mostly for visual reasons

[soft pier]

A9 had good ui

[obsidian oak]

Say wallah 🥀

[empty shard]

truck moment

[soft pier]

There's that one kid who cant even use td right

Not fryguy

[obsidian oak]

The truck has the right to defend itself

[soft pier]

Mclaren shurikentail

[empty shard]

still attempted murder

at 91% btw its joeover

[last dagger]

the funny thing is that even in this clip you can tell how bad TD is

the speed loss at 75% from one tiny adjustment

[drowsy fern]

Fr

[finite horizon]

Yea

Waaay too much speed loss

[empty shard]

least unfair mp2 races

[timid tundra]

McDonal is funny car

Teeny tiny car thing

[empty shard]

can we bring back a9 mp filter where everyone is forced to use the free try car 💔

[glass mauve]

Morning folks

[jovial path]

please

that was peak

i loved it

[empty shard]

i need mp2 car based mp again

[jovial path]

i want it baek

[glass mauve]

Bro what did you think while using free try cars lmao

[jovial path]

imagine they make it mp4

[empty shard]

fair and skill based no abuse

[soft pier]

Me after unlocking a new car be like:

[empty shard]

eh fine ill take season finale

[glass mauve]

Its ghost ss and youre using free try

[timid tundra]

Yes that please. MP locked to one specific car of the season

[empty shard]

new players has a problem btw

this new mp system are stupid

a9 mp was balanced it locks every car but free try

[obsidian oak]

Geometry Legends

[glass mauve]

Using free try cars in ghost ss is like sabotaging yourself

[empty shard]

this mp system is cringe people just spam 3k mistral 4k venom mosler and devel and win easily

[soft pier]

Geometry dash 9: legends

[obsidian oak]

Btw unlocking a new car is NOT that exciting like unless it's a milestone like 100 and 200 cars or unlocking cars like jesko or venom

[timid tundra]

Nock em out 🥀

[obsidian oak]

Yeah it exists in geometry dash subzero and asphalt

[empty shard]

if the mp is truly car based then why not just make the cars made for it only available and kick out all other cars like back in A9

[glass mauve]

Okay now react like that everytime you unlock a new car

[timid tundra]

I only spam, 4.8K Devel. Am I forgiven?

[empty shard]

fair enough

[obsidian oak]

Valid rank, you may pass on

[glass mauve]

Because mp2 is the "use any car" mp. Its meant to test out cars and conpare them to other ones in the same rank

[timid tundra]

[jovial path]

saar

[glass mauve]

Mp2 isnt meant to be played seriously

[jovial path]

2.8k class d is not the same as 2.8k class a

[empty shard]

was the change really necessary from the old mp2 system

[flint geyser]

Power

[glass mauve]

Yes, since they locked down mp1

[jovial path]

atleast make it so that when youre in s class you cant get paired up with anyone in class b or lower

[flint geyser]

O

[glass mauve]

Since mp1 doesnt have all cars, we do need one which does have all

[obsidian oak]

The same way 3k rank class c is not the same as DAMN buggati Mistral

[glass mauve]

That loses the point of it being rank based matchmaking

[strong needle]

Hi

[glass mauve]

They should do mp4 or something for the old mp2

[twin tendon]

does asphalt know about variety? I got paris 5 times in a row wtf

[drowsy fern]

Different variants though

[empty shard]

mp2 is fun and shouldnt be taken seriously
this thing waiting for you to press play:

[twin tendon]

Hell nah

[glass mauve]

Honestly doing that old mp2 biweekly between team pursuit would make a lotta sense

[queen belfry]

Lowkey I would love a Vulcan evo, even after all this time it’s still such a fun car to drive

[empty shard]

quite interesting they keep adding stuffs no one asked for

like the evo sf90

[queen belfry]

Vulcan and vlf still my favorite A class cars to drive

[empty shard]

they see the sf90 being good and say this car needs an evo

[next ember]

Evo SF90 mp vs stock Mistral mp

[empty shard]

mp1 king vs mp2 king

[next ember]

Cancer vs Aids

[stuck atlas]

Just avoid it

[empty shard]

bro i wanted to test IDR and then it spawned in what am i supposed to do

🥀

[stuck atlas]

60 subs nice

[glass mauve]

Evo was an awesome, much requested feature.
Evo sf90 tho... well not so much

[jovial path]

heheh

[empty shard]

evo tuning is awesome if not about the fact its given to the absolute wrong cars

[twin tendon]

me with 7 accounts

[stuck atlas]

Maybe

[glass mauve]

Look centenario is the right step

[empty shard]

evo sf90 and evo chiron needs to go like legitamately

[glass mauve]

Valk too

[stuck atlas]

Chiron is okay

[obsidian oak]

Me with 2 star f1lm

[empty shard]

chiron can stay

[twin tendon]

chiron can stay lowk

[empty shard]

dropkick valk and sf90 from evo

they dont need it at all

[stuck atlas]

Agree

[glass mauve]

Also what's the problem with evo sf90? You won't notice it after champ 3

[twin tendon]

how about the corvette?

[stuck atlas]

@empty shard next update: evo sian & battista

[glass mauve]

Next update won't have 2 S class cars

[empty shard]

hey atleast its a9 spammed mp cars 💔 🥀

[obsidian oak]

Nah Evo Tartarus sauce

[glass mauve]

But yeah evo senna pls

[stuck atlas]

Next update should be DBS again

[empty shard]

folk

😭

[stuck atlas]

Not that DBS

[empty shard]

you want it to drift as fast as f1 car or what

💔

[glass mauve]

Next update i feel like they might increase the pace of adding evo cars

[obsidian oak]

Pre nerf devel

[glass mauve]

Yes

[empty shard]

Evo Senna can probably take cairo 270 without even drifting

😭

[stuck atlas]

AMR26

[empty shard]

vibranto alonso

[valid sluice]

evo senna is NOT needed

(for experimenting it is needed )

[jovial path]

acoustic might be peak

[empty shard]

ive heard enough just give every car evo

[jovial path]

i always thought it was losery

[soft pier]

HELL NAH

[empty shard]

give every car evo then call it Asphalt Legends EVO and get sued by Assetto Corsa EVO

[valid sluice]

call me cringe and stupid but hear me out.. lancer. evo.

[soft pier]

When I heard evo I thought of ac

[glass mauve]

Anyways next evo batch hopefully is:
Mazda
Sin r1
Regera

[silk warren]

We don't like that.

[empty shard]

Asphalt Legends didnt have 9 in the name because its not as peak as A9L

[obsidian oak]

Chat what happened to the entire unite part like they advertised the hell out of it only to remove it forever since the 20 anniversary update

[empty shard]

[empty shard]

yeah furai needed it

[obsidian oak]

Really wanna go back in time😭🙏

[empty shard]

regera does not need it so much in speed wise but it needs the better drift

[silk warren]

|| Asphalt 9: Legends Unite. ||
Yeah, no

[glass mauve]

Also imagine they delayed the hotfix because they are adding more evo cars, so they pushed it to season end

[glass mauve]

Well what other S class cars could get it except the beginner 4?

[hoary birch]

When the 360 fix update come?

[empty shard]

what if in another life it was Asphalt 9 crossplay instead of Asphalt Legends Unite

[obsidian oak]

Asphalt X Unite would've been lowk fire

[quiet heron]

hey can someone tell me where i can find a new york track in career mode

[silk basin]

what in tarnation ... brotato chip maxed not only devel but f5 too before maxing fxxk and icona.. and before UNlocking LYKAN .... nah wtf ... and 2nd top A class car is laferrari ... what amalgamation of decisions has led to such a garage

[quiet heron]

or paris

[pure veldt]

mei a9

website

[jovial path]

car wouldve been dodge dart x edition instead of ds survolt

[empty shard]

regera does needed it but i hope its the same as how op chiron got

not too overkill like sf90

[obsidian oak]

Definitely

[obsidian oak]

Has to be a fake account

[fleet harbor]

I stuck in ds Aston key

[stuck atlas]

Imagine is
TVR
Ccgs
Speedtail

[last dagger]

f5 was the s class support in ds8, you can also see a maxed dbs zagato also from ds8

[silk basin]

bro could've bought an actual real life car with the amount he spent on ds8

[glass mauve]

Hear me out
Veyron evo

[last dagger]

ds in general does not require playing a long time to progress because it is isolated and you can just buy supports

[glass mauve]

Its forgotten

[last dagger]

ergo he spent on ds8 before playing much of the rest of the game

[empty shard]

if you ever feel stupid, remember they gave evo to this car

[last dagger]

idk why people are using lykan as a benchmark here

you can buy out a ds before you get lykan

[last dagger]

okay but this car genuinely sucked

it was so slow

it having evo is fine

[glass mauve]

Veyron evo would be fire

[obsidian oak]

Should've been something like Vulcano or Nissan GT-R Nismo

[empty shard]

it was slow yeah but the other stats make up for it

[jovial path]

but now its either have sf90 evo or you die

[stuck atlas]

No

[last dagger]

what wasn't fine was that it was so op

[glass mauve]

Yes

[last dagger]

and also now that it is placed in the wrong mp league

[last dagger]

they really didnt lmfao

[obsidian oak]

Evo zr1 nerf next pls

[empty shard]

already got a "nerf" btw

[last dagger]

sf90 was terrible before evo

[obsidian oak]

Still too op

[dusky musk]

It was pretty much useless until the Gauntlet arrived

[last dagger]

totally outclassed by battista

barely usable in gauntlet

[obsidian oak]

Btw vahalla deserves an evo

[last dagger]

needed gold to be any good

[obsidian oak]

Then maybe just give it to cars like Nissan GT-R Nismo neon edition

[glass mauve]

Alright jesko evo it is

[dusky musk]

True, alot of people didn't have it gold before EVO

[empty shard]

🥀

[obsidian oak]

Or something like Vulcano

[last dagger]

genuinely what makes the gtr neon more or less deserving than sf90

[empty shard]

just give every car evo atp

[last dagger]

im not kidding when i say that if the gtr neon got it people who cry and moan about how the sf90 is so trash and needs it

please stop with this it's such a useless conversation

[obsidian oak]

What they could've done to sf90 that they should've added to gauntlet store instead of giving it an evo

[glass mauve]

I cannot find any decent S class car that could get evo

[last dagger]

guys instead of apples they should give us oranges

[jovial path]

tuning kits in asphalt when

[glass mauve]

Like not having key cars makes it hard

[empty shard]

basically evo tuning

[glass mauve]

Idk maybe veyron?

[obsidian oak]

EVOS?

[last dagger]

you're suggesting an entirely different thing to replace something that has zero relation

dear lord

[glass mauve]

Regera seems most likely

[jovial path]

but for every car

[obsidian oak]

It's already good in gauntlets dude

Without the evo

[sacred nest]

That gives me memories - I think I actually progressed to plat for zagato, or I might have been stuck on reventon in gold -either way NOT a fun grind

[last dagger]

it's actually ridiculous how moot this conversation is

[obsidian oak]

That is the sole purpose of acceleration based car

[jaunty plover]

its a legend store car, it being in gauntlet store doesnt make sense

[glass mauve]

Maybe zenvo ts1?

[obsidian oak]

Obviously Evo would break it

[empty shard]

so why sf90 got evo but senna didnt

its basically alomst the same

[glass mauve]

Cuz no thanks to 110 handling

[empty shard]

sf90 is already at 93

at gold

[obsidian oak]

Yeah something like Vulcano, Senna and venono deserve an evo not sf90

[last dagger]

why centenario got evo but fxxk didnt?
why murcielago got evo but reventon didnt?
why gt350r got evo but 392 hemi didnt?
why nsx got evo and corsa rrturbo didnt?

[modern cairn]

Gm peepole

[last dagger]

can you see how useless this questioning is

if the senna got evo people would ask why senna got it and sf90 didnt

[empty shard]

just give evo to every car then the arguement over

[last dagger]

the reason is the same: because they dont roll out evo to every car equally

[jaunty plover]

senna is op, just not for its rank
it has 100+ handling stat, and if it got EVO, thats just neutral

[dusky musk]

[jaunty plover]

i cant imagine Senna in Light build

[modern cairn]

Buy

I have it gold and im not regret at all

[obsidian oak]

Atleast let the players to close to developers test it so it won't start a drama like sf90

[last dagger]

it's so weird seeing people complain that agile cars shouldnt get evo and then asking for senna evo in the same vein

[dusky musk]

Yes I did that

[last dagger]

again this is an entirely separate issue

[empty shard]

if one agile car already got it so what can we do

[modern cairn]

It will be bad idea becoz player will know the car earlier and will be prepare for it no?

[jovial path]

prolly cuz they got the other one at gold and not the first one

[obsidian oak]

Yeah but the devs are not good at balancing car heck they don't even know how to use them

[modern cairn]

Good job

[jaunty plover]

valkyrie got EVO, its an agile car as well

[modern cairn]

Most of the evo cars are agile cars no?

[obsidian oak]

It is supposed to be private bro

[jaunty plover]

yes they are if they are in Light build

[obsidian oak]

Come on

[last dagger]

where do you draw the line with agile then

is murcielago "agile"

[modern cairn]

[empty shard]

chiron not agile btw

[last dagger]

is nsx "agile"

is chiron "agile"

[modern cairn]

Most of them*

[empty shard]

also the pig 3.0 csl isnt even agile

[modern cairn]

No?

[last dagger]

is gt350r "agile"

[modern cairn]

Aight im wong

[obsidian oak]

Light build makes it

[timid tundra]

Only SF90 is agile

[glass mauve]

Nsx does have a good radius but it loses a lot of speed

[obsidian oak]

No that's why it deserves an evo?

[twin tendon]

where tf do you get 10 seconds air time from this track

[empty shard]

this is if the car is agile before evo btw not after evo

[jovial path]

go up ramp vertically

[pure plaza]

redo a ramp

[obsidian oak]

It did bring it back to the meta for class d tho

[last dagger]

why should agility disqualify a car from getting evo

[twin tendon]

I did exactly that

[glass mauve]

I feel like agile could be 80 handling or above

[modern cairn]

[last dagger]

ive not seen a convincing argument for it

[obsidian oak]

Not agility, acceleration and top speed is the main thing to be checked with the given rank

[jovial path]

to me it's like - 80 handl or above + 83 accel or above

[twin tendon]

Hmm

[last dagger]

"evo changes how the car handles" sure but it also changes how fast the car goes, how fast it accelerates, and its relationship with nitro

[simple flame]

imo agile is 74+

[last dagger]

so should we disqualify fast accel cars from evo?

[glass mauve]

Because people are scared that theyll do the sf90 thing all over again

[last dagger]

should we disqualify high nitro cars from evo?

[obsidian oak]

Venom F5:

[simple flame]

yes

[glass mauve]

The problem isnt agility, the problem is accel

[jovial path]

people are prolly upset with sf90 being evo cuz its way too op in mp1

[potent nacelle]

car game

[jovial path]

thats literally the only reason i guess

[simple flame]

right (omg diluc what are u doing here)

[glass mauve]

Sf90 was way too fast at accel, the handling only made it more consistent

[jovial path]

hallo fyre

[last dagger]

anyone who says agile cars shouldnt get evo is just a top speed glazer

[modern cairn]

[simple flame]

[obsidian oak]

Lost a 50/50

[empty shard]

it needed only speed and when it gets speed buffed its just too op like they cant balance it out

[glass mauve]

I believe high accel cars shouldnt get evo

[simple flame]

[jovial path]

well thats wat u believe and not the devs those who make the decisions so

[obsidian oak]

I might become Qiqi soon

[modern cairn]

Its still too op till now no?

[empty shard]

evo sf90 previously destroyed gemera btw a low tier s class destroying top mp cars

[glass mauve]

Like sf90 already had 86 accel

[obsidian oak]

And good nitro for class s

[last dagger]

the fact that it has evo means it's not low tier anymore diggity dawg

[simple flame]

i'll be waiting i should change to something like flins or varka soon

[last dagger]

this is deceptive framing

[simple flame]

[last dagger]

it USED to be low tier, and then evo pushed it to 4900 S

[obsidian oak]

I'm waiting for zhongli

[modern cairn]

Even the car is usable at legend

[simple flame]

anyways puh i havent played asphalt for 2 weeks what did i miss

[pure plaza]

grass

[last dagger]

"""usable"""

[simple flame]

[empty shard]

with 360 maybe

[modern cairn]

[jaunty plover]

SF90 EVO is trash for Legend league

[obsidian oak]

Btw i just like diluc in general that's why,And no I have not lost any 50/50 for now

[glass mauve]

Lmao lancer is also usable in LL, you just won't win

[simple flame]

[modern cairn]

Dodge issue

[simple flame]

real

[modern cairn]

I mean spammed

[last dagger]

im not trying to mean when i say this but some of you guys just dont really have a good grasp on the meta

[glass mauve]

Guys hear me out

[simple flame]

[modern cairn]

Reliable

[glass mauve]

I8 evo

[simple flame]

[empty shard]

ig ima just hush every car will get evo eventually at this rate

[obsidian oak]

I'm just saving for something like nefer or Furina or even neuvillete

[simple flame]

i8?

i forgor i8 is in the game

omg

[modern cairn]

Evo vanda

[simple flame]

[modern cairn]

[last dagger]

the problem with evo has always been its execution

[simple flame]

Right

[empty shard]

Gold cars will just eventually be EVO

[glass mauve]

Cant happen, the speed at which they add new cars to the game is more than 2d faster than the speed of adding evo cars

[jovial path]

all the cars that were irrelevant will get evo then become relevant again then the previously relevant cars will become irrelevant again and then they'll get evo too

[jaunty plover]

one of the best starter class-d
maybe only behind ds e-tense

[last dagger]

it has nothing to do with individual cars

[glass mauve]

Also at some point they have to add a key car to evo

[obsidian oak]

That's why here's an idea: get pro players to test the Evo and don't let them leak it to the player base, they can decide which tune is overpowered or underwhelming

[empty shard]

you mean 10 ai slop cars added each update

[modern cairn]

Soo imperium will be an evo car

[simple flame]

yuh i still have mine at 3* so i didnt use it much

and im lazy to do showrooms

[glass mauve]

I8 smokes e tense bro

[last dagger]

you say that as if we haven't already asked them

[jaunty plover]

i mean overall like not just performance but cost-efficiency too

[obsidian oak]

Y'all already did?

[glass mauve]

You just described closed beta testers

[obsidian oak]

Yeah because the devs don't know how to use those cars

[jovial path]

doesnt that happen for 99% of games

[glass mauve]

Fair enough showrooms ain't easy

[empty shard]

you wanna know why quan video is titled "Has our suggestions meant nothing" in the thumbnail they didnt quite care enough yet the mods already suggested a bunch of stuffs

[last dagger]

i'm like 90% sure one of the reasons why the devel sixteen was so overpowered is because some of the people doing the beta testing knew that they would be able to get their hands on it and so they said it was fine when they knew it was broken

[obsidian oak]

Clash Royale:

[obsidian oak]

Send link

I wanna see it

[glass mauve]

Yep

[empty shard]

no

just go find it

[glass mauve]

Thats the problem with closed beta

Sometimes you get a very biased opinion

[simple flame]

close minded

devs

[empty shard]

make open beta like the other games so you get most fair answers

[obsidian oak]

Yeah even the earlier version had 86 acceleration, this was the only stat nerfed during development that's it!

[jaunty plover]

also a significant amount of beginners dont know to use simple pn cars like i8 roadster, vanda

[glass mauve]

The game already is an open beta btw

[empty shard]

kinda true with the many bugs happening lately

[last dagger]

sixteen still has like 88 ground accel btw

that "81 accel" is bull

[glass mauve]

I feel like just telling them "oh look blue nitro makes you faster" changes their whole playstyle, but yeah

[obsidian oak]

With shockwave yeah

[glass mauve]

Probably due to the air accel

[last dagger]

oml

no

it has 88 across the board

[jovial path]

is this real

[glass mauve]

Yes

[obsidian oak]

Yeah but recovery from drift without nitro feels something like 72

[empty shard]

yes thats why devel avoid ramps apart from the slow air accel issue

[last dagger]

sigh

[glass mauve]

Cuz you are driving stock

[obsidian oak]

Yeah y'all guessed it

[last dagger]

trying to convince a guy who goes by feeling

with a stock devel

[daring trail]

hallo

[empty shard]

so after all this saying you just wanted the incredibly op devel back

[empty shard]

the one that drifts 500+ everywhere

[jovial path]

theyre never gonna fix that are they

[empty shard]

accels like a beast

[modern cairn]

@empty shard

[obsidian oak]

I guess I'm quite not the qualified to talk about devel, I still have to get it around 3 stars to be usable

[last dagger]

devel air accel is obviously intentional

[empty shard]

accelerates while drifting btw

[last dagger]

they won't "fix it"

same with imp and abs brake accel

[modern cairn]

It is 😭

[last dagger]

it's clearly intended

[modern cairn]

Will they make another brake accrl car

[obsidian oak]

Definitely

Imagine 86 acceleration at air devel sixteen

[boreal stirrup]

I think they'll fix it when they introduce new Kings

[simple flame]

[marble wind]

i'm convinced they don't know how their handling model works

why are so many cars so bad

[last dagger]

that's what everyone said when the jesko abs event came out

[marble wind]

and then randomly aeon handles good

and then more cars are bad

[modern cairn]

Yeah thats how op devel back then buddy

[pure plaza]

it will be [Unknown/ not famous car brand] [AI name] [AI Design]

[empty shard]

weird chassis

[last dagger]

"theyre gonna release the abs f2p and then theyll take away the drift accel!"

[marble wind]

and then suddenly a C class lexus handles good

[last dagger]

yeah so where did that go huh

[marble wind]

the logic does not logic

[simple flame]

im just dissappointed they had to nerf it during alu change, but oh well

[modern cairn]

they said it has "physic issue"

[empty shard]

if they didnt nerf it the server would have been in anarchy rn

[last dagger]

guys i know that we hate gl for the decisions they make but like let's not start coming up with stupid conspiracies alright

[empty shard]

old devel needs to go

[magic anvil]

I just unlocked my first S class car! even before an A class car

[marble wind]

can i have. One conspiracy

it wont be too deep

[simple flame]

[marble wind]

surface level 1 iceberg type stuff

[last dagger]

there's a difference between being pessimistic and being stupid

[pure plaza]

is it venom?

[magic anvil]

c11

[simple flame]

Congrats twin

[boreal stirrup]

Not conspiracies but pattern. Right since LVN's drift acceleration

[last dagger]

?

[severe charm]

👋

[empty shard]

lvn got drift accel??

wtf

[pure veldt]

lvn drift accel?

[last dagger]

LVN drives exactly the same

like

[modern cairn]

Shifu 🙏

[last dagger]

it hasn't been touched since release

[pure veldt]

Bro is not onto something, he is on something

[simple flame]

lvn has drift accel?

[magic anvil]

I have shown SS in #🎖・multiplayer !

[pure veldt]

[severe charm]

Hallo, sir Ahmer Ali 👋
hi @empty shard

[last dagger]

we're crossing from conspiracy into outright delusion?

[empty shard]

did removing the active aero gave it drift accel or what lmao what is that saying

[pure veldt]

Hi

[simple flame]

well amen to lvn has drift accel ig

[severe charm]

How are you?

[boreal stirrup]

Amen

[modern cairn]

👍

[boreal stirrup]

[pure veldt]

fine

[severe charm]

:p

[vague river]

sup chat

[pure plaza]

peak chat

[plain turret]

Stupid game

[winter notch]

What? Since when? The LVN doesn’t have that

[obsidian oak]

Because they end up happening anyway

[simple flame]

Gumball appeared

[modern cairn]

Hi alien

[pure plaza]

[modern cairn]

[simple flame]

dw being delusional

[last dagger]

you know you guys dont have to be mad at this invisible shadow gl, you can just be mad at the actual decisions gl makes

[winter notch]

Real info?

[simple flame]

no

[winter notch]

Don’t think so

[last dagger]

instead of making up reasons to be mad

[modern cairn]

Umm ace champion

[simple flame]

[modern cairn]

Definitely alien

Me only panda

[empty shard]

this chat was serious until the "lvn drift accel" came in

[modern cairn]

[pure veldt]

Thats every aalien

stage 1 is denial

[simple flame]

[pure plaza]

valid crashout

[modern cairn]

Stage 2?

[simple flame]

make every car in the game has drift accel

[pure plaza]

bargaining

[pure veldt]

stage 2 is saying jats is goat

[plain turret]

[winter notch]

😧

[obsidian oak]

Chat tutu Striker lowk fun

[modern cairn]

H

[boreal stirrup]

Jenna Ortega is King of MP which stage

[empty shard]

lvn wide float is reasonable, LVN drift accel is WTF

[last dagger]

some people never seem to move out of that stage

[modern cairn]

😭😭😭

[last dagger]

like what do you mean "brooo im so bad" under a screenshot of a top 5 tle time

[modern cairn]

Chill eem

[restive tusk]

ahmeralien has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pure plaza]

top 100 times (not alien)

[winter notch]

Got lucky I would say winning

[boreal stirrup]

Ragebait final boss

[empty shard]

are we playing the same game 😭

[pure veldt]

I keep forgetting about that

[modern cairn]

@restive tusk

[empty shard]

does your game have imperium floating at 550 with drift accel

[obsidian oak]

Chat they should add more le mans cars

[vague river]

i'm finally doin pair of dice call me Frankie Scoblet

[last dagger]

oh so now it's ragebait huh

[modern cairn]

Wow you can share song now

[pure plaza]

out

[modern cairn]

Thats new

[last dagger]

schrodinger's ragebait

[severe charm]

I finally got all eips for AH33

[vague river]

it's always been there

[modern cairn]

New speed cap:800

[last dagger]

if it's correct you're actually being truthful but if you're wrong then it's just ragebait bro

[simple flame]

whel

[marble wind]

asphalt doing anything but increasing file size upload limits

[empty shard]

kinda curious what car would technically be the first one to break 600 air speed barrier

[pure plaza]

not discord?

[modern cairn]

Jesko

[obsidian oak]

Asphalt doing anything but making the game playable for Android users

[severe charm]

not whale, I had 7 for 8 months, last one showed today

[obsidian oak]

DS1

[marble wind]

you're right my bad, force of habit

[empty shard]

left elite years ago btw ✌️💔 🥀

[last dagger]

i can't believe some people got mad at the discord server infographics and complained that those were being made instead of the game being worked on

[modern cairn]

Me not lie lie just watch

[last dagger]

it's actually comical how far off the mark it is

[modern cairn]

[boreal stirrup]

Somebody used that trick on me in the past. I wasn't in the game when LVN came out so I had to watch some old videos. Now I tricked it here

[pure veldt]

lmao

[modern cairn]

See

[empty shard]

went so fast the game froze

[pure plaza]

LA moment

[modern cairn]

[last dagger]

and made yourself look like a fool in the process so congratulations

[simple flame]

[vague river]

what the hell

[obsidian oak]

Lmao

[modern cairn]

Why 600 if you can more than that

[empty shard]

make everything you say wrong as "ragebait" and everything correct as "great knowledge"

[modern cairn]

[marble wind]

tires GONE

[boreal stirrup]

Thank you

[pure plaza]

ts tuff

[empty shard]

devel needs to break 600 air speed cap its too fast on ground already

[simple flame]

how does one achieve this

[pure veldt]

abs turned into a boat

[marble wind]

you only like it because its ragebaitslop

[obsidian oak]

Absolut ❌
Minimum ✅✅

[modern cairn]

Buff nitro accel

[empty shard]

88 already 💔

[boreal stirrup]

When

[modern cairn]

... Thats fast😭

[last dagger]

an increase to the airspeed cap arguably makes the imp and sixteen worse

and the tart but who cares

[obsidian oak]

Aeon E:

[twin tendon]

Koenigsegg Jesko Obsolete

[pure plaza]

Egg Jesko obese

[modern cairn]

I never use tsrtsrus

[midnight hornet]

I really want the 919 street the only a class I want 🤣

[modern cairn]

Is tartarus never take a ramp

[obsidian oak]

Tartarus sauce

[lapis hatch]

does tar have bad air accel?

[last dagger]

yes

[modern cairn]

I mean rarely

[empty shard]

pretty sure those 4 top cars are prone to bad air accel

[last dagger]

abs doesnt

[lapis hatch]

abs air accel is fine

[empty shard]

oh

[boreal stirrup]

Same but not many tokens left so BoS

[last dagger]

abs air accel is normal

[obsidian oak]

What's abs?

[modern cairn]

Never knew that

[last dagger]

jesko absolut

[modern cairn]

Wht abt imperium

[empty shard]

how bad is gold devel air accel? slightly below average?

[obsidian oak]

Isn't it called jkab?

[pure plaza]

jkab

[lapis hatch]

jkab or abs

same thing

[pure plaza]

another abbreviation lol

[obsidian oak]

Abs had me confused lmao

[last dagger]

call it what you want i dont really care

[modern cairn]

[pure plaza]

still an egg

[boreal stirrup]

CvkJkAbs

[last dagger]

imp has air accel penalty

[simple flame]

[modern cairn]

wow

[empty shard]

how bad is gold devel air accel compared to normal cars air accel

[pure plaza]

oh yea, kuriya do u have more Mosler gaming

[last dagger]

idk exactly how much

[last dagger]

wdym

like more clips?

[empty shard]

yeah

[pure plaza]

yis

[modern cairn]

Tis

Yis

[obsidian oak]

Chat my gaming mouse is more floatiable than venom

[empty shard]

how do you make the mosler float every time

[last dagger]

im not on the pc rn

[modern cairn]

This 😭

[empty shard]

ah

[last dagger]

will be in a sec though

just eating

[modern cairn]

I cant do the float that much

But mosler is a gud car no?

[obsidian oak]

Porsche Mission X when?

[last dagger]

no

[obsidian oak]

[last dagger]

it sucks

[pure plaza]

Mos also has landing penalty?

[simple flame]

I have mixed feelings about it but no

[last dagger]

no

[empty shard]

sorry they drop kicked mission x for 919

[obsidian oak]

Only when you try floaty

[empty shard]

mosler floats fast btw if it does work

[modern cairn]

Is koeningsegg one:1 better than mosler

[last dagger]

mosler has too many things working against it

float is good but very wide and very inconsistent

[pure plaza]

what issues it had other than being too in the ground fiziks?

[modern cairn]

Sorry

I mean

Regera

[marble wind]

the wobbler

[last dagger]

nitro is meh, nitro accel is fine

accel is super bad

[obsidian oak]

Fun car but again it's not fun if you're gonna lose speed because your mosler decided he wanted to "fly"

[boreal stirrup]

How about drift acceleration

[last dagger]

speed is good but still below f5

[empty shard]

dragging the drift accel again

[modern cairn]

So its a mid car?

[empty shard]

💔

[boreal stirrup]

Alright alright

[obsidian oak]

Drift accel? Interesting