🏎・general

[waxen vessel]

Lefantome

[indigo flax]

🦛

[strong glacier]

Amit 👽

[potent nacelle]

el coco

[woven viper]

LeCoco

[waxen vessel]

Hi

[remote snow]

Unbreakable gotta be one of the worst mp modes like I lightly tap someone from the back and my speed goes from 370 to 280

[waxen vessel]

Hi

[crystal apex]

so close

[stuck atlas]

Coco

[waxen vessel]

Bon bonnie

[swift merlin]

@restive tusk leaderboard

[waxen vessel]

Just in!

[potent nacelle]

wassup🗣️

[swift merlin]

forgor the command for #🪅・bot-commands

[stuck atlas]

I am out

[woven viper]

[waxen vessel]

That td guy who never talked in general?

[waxen vessel]

Cool

[potent nacelle]

guys do i play asphalt on my flight

[waxen vessel]

Cool wbu?

[potent nacelle]

flyinh home

[waxen vessel]

Cool

[potent nacelle]

fr

my shoulders are so sensitive bro

[jaunty plover]

[minor raft]

i guess this mee6 guy is more active

[stuck atlas]

Play fly simulator game while flight

[potent nacelle]

wtm

[stuck atlas]

Asphalt is fly simulator game certified by Google play

[jaunty plover]

more messages than mtmguy

hehe still has more messages

414k something

[woven viper]

Slide the bar

[indigo flax]

Devel or F5 better?

[woeful briar]

so hehe and frogman are top yappers?

sounds about right

[stuck atlas]

Is ccxr playable in LL

[indigo flax]

Yes

[stuck atlas]

Who is fragaman

[indigo flax]

🐸 👽 🦛

[stuck atlas]

F5

[worn sphinx]

Is the Enzo car hunt this week?

[stuck atlas]

Today

[indigo flax]

Yep

[stuck atlas]

3hrs

[indigo flax]

And Icona

[worn sphinx]

One of the car hunts I’m gonna have to grind a lot

[jaunty plover]

enzo car hunt after p72 event only has 2 days

peak planning

[stuck atlas]

Fr

[pure plaza]

all according to plan

[worn sphinx]

Reminds me when they did the same thing with the carrera gt

[stuck atlas]

@pure plaza

Ice

[pure plaza]

[stuck atlas]

Do you have evo chiron

[pure plaza]

7 parts

[stuck atlas]

Early e own?

[pure plaza]

didnt i show it to u before

[stuck atlas]

No

Maybe

[pure plaza]

got late e

can i stay in top 1000

currently 830

[prime niche]

It's gonna happen

Oba vs Brock

[woeful briar]

valk evo?

[pure plaza]

chiron

my valk isnt even gold

[woeful briar]

[potent nacelle]

evo gt-r50 when

[prime niche]

I hope this happens in Asphalt legends. Asphalt legends × Transformers

[quiet heron]

Which car

[prime niche]

It would attract global audience

To Asphalt legends

[potent nacelle]

a9 x rammstein bro

[prime niche]

Business strategy

[potent nacelle]

much better

[unkempt trench]

Do i make something similar to this but with al stuff

[prime niche]

Building up player base to it's Raw extension

[potent nacelle]

transformers doesnt even make sense

atleast for al

[quiet heron]

It's not fun wyo

[unkempt trench]

[stuck atlas]

I need to gamble

[pure veldt]

blocking my nevera 4 times when he is in a cheater car

[quiet heron]

Gold is vetter

[lean ore]

4-5k kids

[pure veldt]

he literally needs to turn on TD and hod the drift button and ez win

and bud still manages to be slow

[potent nacelle]

bro hasnt seen jesko abs

[dark garden]

5223 sounds like enough right

[stuck atlas]

What is your rating

[pure plaza]

3019

[stuck atlas]

Maybe you need to push to 3050

Because I am coming after it

[placid barn]

Forgot to show this

[woeful briar]

[deep frigate]

Cow looks so high I love it

[placid barn]

Also this as well

[modern parcel]

2 am and I want a snack

[swift merlin]

No one's stopping you

[modern parcel]

Uh there is actually

I’ve been told to go back to bed

[swift merlin]

Then consider it

[grim frost]

Weakling. Break the rules and get a sweet treat

[pure veldt]

do stealth

[modern parcel]

Meh I can wait for morning

[deep frigate]

He sleep

[modern parcel]

Real

I’ll stay for like another few minutes

[wicked turret]

how do i post screenshots

[modern parcel]

Lvl 5 apparently

Check #🪅・bot-commands and type !rank

[modern parcel]

Actually, I want to eat rice crackers

[wicked turret]

IM AT 34/35 OF THE YELLOW BENTLEY

[inland void]

@cursive knoll

[stuck atlas]

No go sleep

[modern parcel]

😭

[stuck atlas]

You shouldn't awake

[modern parcel]

I know dude

I just want rice crackers

[silk adder]

how.

platinum 1 is all aliens in Evo Chirons while I suffer in the Agera

[tiny quarry]

Did the game died yet?

Oh it didn't.

[pure plaza]

[modern parcel]

Lol

[gentle skiff]

Footic

[modern parcel]

PUYO

[gentle skiff]

Hru

[pure plaza]

[modern parcel]

HAII

[gentle skiff]

Ice

[modern parcel]

Am gud, you?

[gentle skiff]

Good

[abstract dagger]

nice

[modern parcel]

Low key thought that was f5 🥀 💔

[grim frost]

Do it

Don’t be a noob

Be a master

[modern parcel]

Can’t dude 🥀

[pure veldt]

be a hackee

[modern parcel]

Next time I’ll bring some snacks up

[frosty island]

[prime niche]

Any surprises next update?

[pure veldt]

yeah

the bugs

[modern parcel]

[prime niche]

All bad things not a single good thing

[grim frost]

I’m giving you the disappointed Iroh look

[modern parcel]

😭

[terse walrus]

Ds15 with canada track

[stuck atlas]

Wym next update
Current season haven't end

[arctic siren]

porsche season

[stuck atlas]

@modern parcel Canada 👀

[arctic siren]

all new cars will be porsche

• sterrato

[grim frost]

The surprise is the Rapture; gather your belongings everyone

[prime niche]

Will we ever see the Porshe Mission X S class in Asphalt legends?

[gentle skiff]

Huay is seggs car

[arctic siren]

no

[terse walrus]

Next season lol

[arctic siren]

no Porsche mission x

[prime niche]

How about BYD Yangwan U9 Extreme

[frosty island]

free keys, SE that gives 20,000,000 credits and 50,000 tokens and 100 car bps, spotlight that allows you to gold max 8 rare car, gameloft giving us free stuff when we open the game, surprise DS, gauntlet rewards will be permanently buffed, clash come back

[arctic siren]

all i can tell is the voting car

it will be another 918

[gentle skiff]

As soon as chinese get them first

[prime niche]

Next update is a Ds + Burst of speed events

[arctic siren]

lol no

[stuck atlas]

No

Too early for BOS

DS maybe

Since side story can be every update

[arctic siren]

wait is this the same guy who really wanted tourbillion?

[terse walrus]

Bos in july

[prime niche]

Bos comes two times in a year

[misty eagle]

Nice

[stuck atlas]

DS comes two time in a year

[prime niche]

Now Ds is coming every update since it's full time project which is a good thing

[terse walrus]

Near July and Black friday

[arctic siren]

last year bos came 3x right?

[mossy laurel]

ds and sh every update

[stuck atlas]

No
Is 2024

[arctic siren]

ooo right

[stuck atlas]

First year of unite

[prime niche]

Keep the dev team busy

[mossy laurel]

keep us busy as well

[stuck atlas]

Bos in 2024:
Free cars
Nothing
Free cars again

[prime niche]

Yes

[stuck atlas]

[prime niche]

The more the events the better

Every update

[arctic siren]

yeah yeah whaever

[mossy laurel]

im waiting for victor car hunt

[arctic siren]

more event

less qol update

[prime niche]

The more and strong player base

[mossy laurel]

its about to be an year

[arctic siren]

whaever dude

[prime niche]

The more the player spending

[stuck atlas]

SH every update may be nice because it can deal of credits issue

[gleaming wigeon]

i hope i can get the new car

[prime niche]

So on and so forth

[mossy laurel]

fr, will help a lot with the cred issue

[stuck atlas]

DS support

[arctic siren]

talk bs about events and more but QoL

[mossy laurel]

the prev year victor hunt ended 5 days before i came back from my long break

[abstract dagger]

this sucks

[mossy laurel]

lmao fr, my sr is done in 2 days

and i wait for 8 days

xd

[abstract dagger]

how hard is it to add a delete button

[junior raven]

[junior raven]

This is not a good thing

[mossy laurel]

rn im afk credit grinding daily car loot

[floral bronze]

and here's the part where i tell ya im awake, good afternoon

[junior raven]

DS is such a grindy event

[junior raven]

Good afternoon bbg

[frosty island]

every 60s in africa, a minute passed

[floral bronze]

👋

[mossy laurel]

one guy counted to 60 for the first time so that the other guy heard it and responded "wait a minute" hence

[prime niche]

Something needs to happen

Everyday can't be the same

[mossy laurel]

everyday im shufflin

[grim frost]

Babe chill. This is AL you’re talking about lol

[junior raven]

Keep your expectations low and peeled

[mossy laurel]

i need sh in the next update

[junior raven]

Cuz it’s not happening

[prime niche]

What's sh?

[junior raven]

@grim frost 👽

[prime niche]

Hunt?

[junior raven]

Special hunt hes referring to probs

[grim frost]

Sup homie

[mossy laurel]

special hunt

i have to reach gl 39 and 40 to unlock battista and valk

[modern parcel]

Yes

[junior raven]

[cobalt wolf]

Whoever this person is I hope both sides of your pillows are warm tonight

[strong glacier]

valk bp never appears in ls for me

[junior raven]

Didn’t max it from the pack?

[pure veldt]

they appear for me

[mossy laurel]

from 41 yes

[hearty rain]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hello-chat-gif-clownpiece-touhou-fumo-touhou-gif-25295799

[pure veldt]

in tokens

[junior raven]

Hello vegetable

[swift merlin]

Vegetable

[strong glacier]

yes, the most recently pack was the only way

[mossy laurel]

u gl 40?

[pure veldt]

ye

[mossy laurel]

after gl 40 even that wont come

[modern parcel]

Fanta and fufu

[junior raven]

Helo

[wide anvil]

yo chat

[pure veldt]

[junior raven]

Ah ok

[modern parcel]

I think now’s my chance to get snack

[junior raven]

Can’t read

[mossy laurel]

write*

[stuck atlas]

How about others like vision 1789

[pure plaza]

🥲

[grim frost]

The store doesn’t like you

Too spooky

😔 😔

[mossy laurel]

idk , now that mp1 packs have this car im hoping to 4* it from this

[stuck atlas]

Hmm

Valhalla?

[strong glacier]

This is too spooky?

[modern parcel]

Justin did you eat lunch

[pure veldt]

my current store

[mossy laurel]

2*rn, i buy 1bp everytime it comes

[pure plaza]

buy h2 epic

[wide anvil]

ew so expensive

[mossy laurel]

for victor im gonna wait for hunt

[wide anvil]

lol are u trolling

[stuck atlas]

Bro above 40?

[dire vine]

Why no gold h2 ?

[mossy laurel]

no, im 38

[pure plaza]

it was never nerfed

[stuck atlas]

H2 is good in ||a9||

[quiet heron]

Is update out

[stuck atlas]

ALU it just mid

[pure veldt]

its gold

[grim frost]

Yes. I’m scared. Stop it 😔

[pure veldt]

just had an extra epic in inventory

[wide anvil]

complete waste of trade coins
for class C car

[pure veldt]

sold it

[strong glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891289069454262294/1096396029470974022/4x_4.gif

[grim frost]

Man. Today was a pretty decent day. So glad it stopped raining for a day

[prime niche]

I need the dev team to increase

So that they can work together as a team and deliver quickly

[mossy laurel]

i need the dev team to decrease

[pure veldt]

no

[wide anvil]

increase what

[mossy laurel]

bps cost

[pure veldt]

we need the free keys in bos bug to stay

[prime niche]

I mean bring more events, new game modes

New customisation

Etc

[grim frost]

Increase point loss in MP

Make it -100 for a loss

[wide anvil]

what why

[grim frost]

I miss that

[pure veldt]

can't happen

[wide anvil]

this guy cant be real

[silk warren]

i know what is.

[pure veldt]

creativeness doesn't exist in gameloft

[mossy laurel]

make it -1 league for 1 loss

[dire vine]

Gallardo

[grim frost]

I liked the instant demotion we use to get when the game came out

[abstract dagger]

I've seen your past messages and you only seems to have too much expectations from this game

[prime niche]

This game has so much more potential than any other racing game on android

[silk warren]

i lost -45 at one point. NO More!

[jovial path]

i just absolutely demolished 6 packs of noodles

[strong glacier]

2 days ago I told my mom to we should go by bus to save gas, and then the moment we stepped outside, rain started so we ended up still using my car

[wide anvil]

still useless

not elite anymore

[dire vine]

U r useless

[floral bronze]

ayo bsky bugged i just created an account and ts happened lmao

[wide anvil]

lol what
is bro that sensitive

[grim frost]

Big rip 😔 I live in the Pacific Northwest, and it rains so much around fall/winter time

[prime niche]

They just need to push push themselves. Iam sure they can achieve that

[grim frost]

But the spring time is coming

[dire vine]

Is it sensitive

[grim frost]

And so it was nice to have two days of no rain

[jovial path]

i am ❤️

[grim frost]

It was sunny

[mossy laurel]

one day i thought of going through metro to save time through traffic, the metro got issue and i got stuck for 1 hour

[wide anvil]

u dont make sense bye

[grim frost]

And I felt reinvigorated

[dire vine]

Huh

[jovial path]

and they said shakespeare was dead

reinvigorated

[prime niche]

Here it's summer. Above 40°c

[strong glacier]

weather forecast raining tomorrow for me

[pure veldt]

only good devs are the customer care employees

[dire vine]

Here also

[jovial path]

wtf

wow

it's 37 for me

[prime niche]

Iam burning

[jovial path]

so am i

[prime niche]

On fire

[jovial path]

halo on fir

[grim frost]

It’s sadly going to rain tomorrow 😔

[jovial path]

y u no like rain

[dire vine]

Here goes max 47 degrees celcius

[silk warren]

I want the rain back

[wide anvil]

what happened

[strong glacier]

I dont like rain when I need to go to work

It can rain after I already at work

[grim frost]

Oh I love the rain; but when it rains continuously for 2 weeks, it makes my depression worse lol

[misty eagle]

-8 for coming 3/8

[wide anvil]

wtf is that

[robust quartz]

oh shot why did it do that

[abstract dagger]

free robux

[robust quartz]

nahh this looks bad

my bad fam

[wide anvil]

❓

[robust quartz]

it makes me look like a hacker mane

💀

[misty eagle]

and +2 for coming 2/7

[pure veldt]

accidently clicked "buy next tier" when trying to claim lp rewards

[jaunty plover]

probably the extensions werent proper?

[pure veldt]

idk why the claim button appears after a solid 1 second

[robust quartz]

maybe 😭

[jaunty plover]

did the progress u got by skipping with 254 tokens gone too?

[pure veldt]

no

thats the good part

👍

I accidently clicked on spotlight store refresh once, got the 250 tokens back and a free refresh

W support

[jaunty plover]

when are u enabling purchase confirmation

[pure veldt]

Thats a thing?

[jaunty plover]

yes

[outer ledge]

Wassup chat

[jovial path]

i can fix you ❤️

[misty eagle]

[jaunty plover]

i kept it on at 10 tokens, so any purchase involving more than 10 tokens, i get a confirmation notice

[stuck atlas]

Nvm

[jovial path]

tutorial

plz

[gray pelican]

boi

[jovial path]

wht

[pure veldt]

you should have drifted the corner

[misty eagle]

go on barrel or skip?

[pure veldt]

how to enable it

[jovial path]

are my earphones broke n or is the audio only coming out of the left side

[gray pelican]

isn't this my... 🌹

[pure veldt]

take tight corner and sw, why take barrel with arash

[stuck atlas]

What

[pure veldt]

it has bad air accel

[stuck atlas]

That's very very very wild

[jaunty plover]

home page of the game -> settings -> game settings -> notifications and at the bottom of it

[misty eagle]

I thought with sw it would be fine

but ig not

[outer ledge]

+22 points even when you're 5th??

[stuck atlas]

Yeah.......

[jaunty plover]

honestly its a pain to set it to 10 tokens due to stupid mechanic

[outer ledge]

Pure luck I can see

[jaunty plover]

pre-unite, the purchase confirmation settings were easier

[outer ledge]

@stuck atlas Guessing this happened?

[drowsy fern]

LH CL 🗣️

[pure veldt]

alright thanks

[stuck atlas]

Shredder
It been a while I see you

[stuck atlas]

I am in Ferrari

[drowsy fern]

Leave Le Ferrari

[outer ledge]

he's behind me isn't he?

[stuck atlas]

No better car

[outer ledge]

One more refresh

[dark garden]

ok

[mighty widget]

To think that just 3 months ago I could've spent $30 to have a chance of unlocking the Ioniq 5 only to have it available as a 20% 600-token pack

this game man

[grim frost]

It’s expected

[hasty crag]

senna!

why is it orange tho

[jovial path]

Bruh wat is my mom doing

[oblique trellis]

Oh common

[wide anvil]

Waiit, you can tell them to reverse that?
dang ok

[hearty rain]

i hope i can go see the miata today

[wide anvil]

Oops

[grim frost]

Sick

[pure plaza]

[floral bronze]

terzo.

[wide anvil]

good

[rare tulip]

I have like 32 terzo bps

[oblique trellis]

I guess it's fine

[pure plaza]

imma gamble

[pure veldt]

ill be at like 60/80 by the end of gp

should I max

[pure plaza]

ts not going to end well

[woeful briar]

how'd the gamble go

[pure plaza]

+7 first race

good enuf

[woeful briar]

[dire vine]

Relay?

[misty eagle]

[woeful briar]

no

[misty eagle]

Gonna fumble any day now

[woeful briar]

what if jag gets a spudlight again

[pure plaza]

holy aline

[dark garden]

guy is really trying

[oblique trellis]

Will this hold top 1000

[pure plaza]

easily

[kind talon]

tomorrow my birthday

[tawdry oracle]

yes

[oblique trellis]

Yeah I'm not playing anymore then

[rare tulip]

I feel like that the saleen S7 Twin Turbo is just the XJR-9 in S class.

[long stream]

Won my first MD race today 🤩

[grim frost]

Then they have to grind to get the last star, which eats up time to grind for epics

[woeful briar]

it can't punch, so no

[pure plaza]

LP showcase ending soon

[woeful briar]

spudlight should give at least 15 free bps though

[tawdry oracle]

top 100 failed gg

[dire vine]

Play

[tawdry oracle]

did already

[gleaming wigeon]

then we will have to eat the support cars

[dire vine]

More

[tawdry oracle]

no

[severe pivot]

A one small step for man,
a big leap for alien.

[tawdry oracle]

mp is so cringe

[dire vine]

Isn't this game

[grim frost]

I’d say if you’re that close to max, you have the tokens, and you want to, why not? But if you have other cars in A that are good, it’s not a necessity

[dark garden]

[pure plaza]

[dire vine]

[pure veldt]

have 30k right now, I think I should just save for bos

[bleak osprey]

@empty shard

[drowsy fern]

Noxy

[rare tulip]

Save for bos

Theres one in the summer and another one around black friday.

[strong glacier]

bruh, I was reading dune and it reminds me of duncan 💀

[rare tulip]

I'll get all of the tokens from the summer bos to save for the bf bos

[mossy laurel]

just hope that bos gets 20% drop rate, cause if its 15% better have 75k tokens for 1 packs

[rare tulip]

Also, ending classic team vs team season at 1639

[stuck atlas]

@pure plaza

Now my rating is higher than u

[pure plaza]

lucky lobby

[grim quartz]

wait how did I win this

[pure plaza]

i got only 5 ppl

[grim quartz]

also these two are really good

[stuck atlas]

Too lucky

[stuck atlas]

Using XR?

[grim quartz]

my first 26 in rng1 (rttf)

[pure plaza]

Chiron

[stuck atlas]

My chiron just suck cuz I don't have early e or late e

Should gamble?

[pure plaza]

[twilit sable]

@bleak osprey Gg btw

[pure plaza]

rare full D class lobby at 2.2k

[twilit sable]

Only took some effort

[woeful briar]

crazy

[mossy laurel]

dude they be spending on anything that comes

[woeful briar]

also why u name font so weird

it hurts my eyes

[pure plaza]

nitro momento

[rare tulip]

Why don't we get an expanstion to gl to where we can go up to gl100?

[woeful briar]

the packs good for newbies, but only if they had the other 3 cars maxed already

[stuck atlas]

So eh
Top 1k safe

[mossy laurel]

in this case, none of the newbies will have those other 2 cars maxed XD

[rare tulip]

Who here is around 1639 in mp2?

[pure plaza]

me who's unranked:

[mossy laurel]

me whos who

[grim frost]

Then get mad when they don’t have tokens

[woeful briar]

imagine pushin MP2

[grim frost]

[mossy laurel]

yeah,

[grim frost]

Imagine playing MP2

[misty eagle]

@tawdry oracle

I hate this stupid phone

[dire vine]

Me thinking which car it is

[misty eagle]

arash

[iron ore]

ares s1

LMAO

[rare tulip]

mp2 is more fun than mp1.
I know it gives me worse rewards and the fact its not taken seriously and the fact its filled with OP cars at lower ranks but I still like it.

[pure plaza]

AF10?

[dire vine]

Imperium?

[grim frost]

Both are bad. Well for older players mostly

Rewards are extremely underwhelming

I need none of it

[pure plaza]

cant remember the last time i tryharded MP2

[stuck atlas]

[rare tulip]

Mp1 is good only if the rewards are good and you are getting tracks perfect for ur car

[arctic patio]

I just max out the rewards in about 2 hours and leave it

[woeful briar]

"I know it gives me worse rewards and the fact its not taken seriously and the fact its filled with OP cars at lower ranks but I still like it."

[dire vine]

Noone is that Lucky

[arctic patio]

Its fun trying out cars you don't have a chance at getting yknow😭🙏

[pure plaza]

i max out the milestone while hitting Elder within 2.5 hours

[arctic patio]

How do you hit elder

[rare tulip]

Reach 1750

[pure plaza]

low rank abuse + tryhard in the 2nd last day

[arctic patio]

Ohh. I thought you meant reaching elder within the milestones

[misty eagle]

Ehh safe for top 10?

[tawdry oracle]

i don think so

[pure plaza]

qwerty

[misty eagle]

[tawdry oracle]

kat

[woeful briar]

start prayin

[tawdry oracle]

how to that alien teach me

[astral olive]

Do 60 more points 😋 for safe top 10

[arctic patio]

Can someone tell me how a pininfarina h2 speed outruns a centenario

Are the stats just lies or placeholders😭

[rare tulip]

Handling

[misty eagle]

Im not alien just lucky

[tawdry oracle]

🧢

[misty eagle]

nah

[arctic patio]

I'd be more willing to accept that answer if it wasnt in the air

[dire vine]

Norway?

Skill tissue is everywhere

[arctic patio]

Leap of faith

[golden bay]

Uhh I second that

[tawdry oracle]

what brings you more win btw, imp or abs?

[rare tulip]

Most likely forgot to orange nitro or just respawned after being wrecked or whacky respawn

[tawdry oracle]

imp obviously?

[pure plaza]

new spotlight + LP missions in 70 minutes

[arctic patio]

Both of us were on shock wave

And he just passed me

Easily

😭🙏

[golden bay]

Must be a internet glitch

[arctic patio]

Gauntlet

[misty eagle]

Ive been spamming imp tdy

[dire vine]

Skill 🇮 🇸 🇸 🇺 🇪

[tawdry oracle]

fair

[misty eagle]

not risking jkab shenanegans last day

[golden bay]

Maybe he was railing

[misty eagle]

[golden bay]

Idk

[tawdry oracle]

envy you, i need to spam abs

[misty eagle]

[arctic patio]

Asphalt respawns are evil

[tawdry oracle]

cuz it's the only competitive car for me

[dire vine]

Division?

[arctic patio]

3

[golden bay]

Do you guys have abs?

I don't

[arctic patio]

Not my fault 😭🙏

[golden bay]

[hearty rain]

nurburgring 24 is gonna be amazing this year
bmw station wagon and mercedes 190e returning

i wish the twingo would ahve made it

[pure plaza]

which gen of BMW wagon

[arctic patio]

My highest ranked car is icona without eips

😭

[hearty rain]

idk, current ig

[hearty pivot]

What about J hunt ?

[pure plaza]

[hearty rain]

also a 190e from 1992 is racing too for some reason kek

[iron ore]

[hearty rain]

there was supposed to be a twingo mk1 as well but officials blocked it sadly

[stuck atlas]

[pure plaza]

Czinger will win

[oblique trellis]

use lancer

[dire vine]

[cloud goblet]

how is this guy higher rating than me

[golden bay]

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[iron ore]

[dire vine]

[pure plaza]

[hearty pivot]

31 must be sand bagging

[arctic patio]

Didn't have any car for the next parts
And im mostly an on and off player
So I came on like halfway through the event

Missed most of the dragonforce

Only managed to get the lexus from ds

[tawdry oracle]

got it from se

[hearty pivot]

naah the Lamborghini hunt of 14 days Special Hunt bro i Goleded it in 5 days

[arctic patio]

Dude

I don't have 60millipn money nor token

😭🙏

[golden bay]

I had none of the required cars

[hearty pivot]

16 mil credits i collected from ads also vro

[arctic patio]

Whenever I watch an ad

[stuck atlas]

Icona SE today

Time to get lambo key

[arctic patio]

There's the very high chance I don't get rhe reward

[pure plaza]

gold the car to get 6 epics

[stuck atlas]

🤣

[cloud goblet]

i don't wanto be rude but

[hearty pivot]

was fixed later tough

[cloud goblet]

there is a guy floating with the (100+) handling senna in mp channel

[hearty rain]

is that a good or a bad thing

[hearty pivot]

ban him 🥀

[cloud goblet]

very bad

[hearty pivot]

jus turn off the dns buddy

[arctic patio]

Dns?

[rare tulip]

Senna cannot do floaties

[golden bay]

6* aven J 🤯

[arctic patio]

I use mobile data bro

😭🙏

[hearty pivot]

[woeful briar]

is dat hackin

[hearty pivot]

🥀

[pure plaza]

senna will float when it gets 150 handling (trust)

[woeful briar]

oh nvm I saw the clip

[arctic patio]

Nth like that for me

[woeful briar]

[hearty pivot]

idk yours but whenever i don't get da rewards I jus turn off ts and restart the game

[arctic patio]

Off by default

[misty eagle]

broo

[hearty pivot]

Samsung 😭 😭

[misty eagle]

carnage man

bro keeps making me wreck at the end of races

[arctic patio]

What's wrong with em

[hearty pivot]

idk my samsung does the same

So I use the Holy LAVA for hunts

[midnight hornet]

@mossy laurel

[mossy laurel]

yeah

boring

[lean ore]

Part 2: the number of wives you'd have depends on the alu account you own

[hollow dome]

@spare path clanker

[pure plaza]

is this fryguy's alt

[woeful briar]

ASphaLT is DeAD!111!!!

[arctic patio]

Iono man. Ill just go grind mp 1 with my icona and free egoista, solus and dbs gt

[swift merlin]

Skill issue*

[hearty pivot]

yeah sure

[arctic patio]

Once I reach plat 1

Ill have no cars to use

😭

Plat 4 I mean

[hearty pivot]

neither I do

[rare tulip]

No trion?

[arctic patio]

Nope

[hearty pivot]

not this season

[rare tulip]

How many bps

[arctic patio]

Iono like 5

😭

[empty shard]

LOOOOL

[rare tulip]

Did you miss the xmas sl?

[lean ore]

Fryguy's brother

[midnight hornet]

Idk

[arctic patio]

Yup

[pure plaza]

finally melted

[arctic patio]

Asphalt was refusing to download on my phone so I forgot about it for then

[midnight hornet]

But asphalt already been a decline anyway and devs don’t really seem to care that much

[pure plaza]

[rare tulip]

Just play the trion TLE as much as you can

[gleaming wigeon]

if GL gives me free car, i will give them a fragment of this cookie 🍪

[empty shard]

average mev funny montage clips back in 2024

"the tunnel of death"

[cloud goblet]

GL gave 300+ free cars

[misty eagle]

[woeful briar]

F5 was free

[gleaming wigeon]

that doesn't require money

[gleaming wigeon]

ik

[cloud goblet]

yes

[hearty pivot]

[cloud goblet]

more than 300 cars didn't require money

[empty shard]

it doesnt

[gleaming wigeon]

or 100 hours of grinding

[cloud goblet]

yes

[gleaming wigeon]

???

[cloud goblet]

more than 300 cars didn't require 100 hours of grinding

[hearty pivot]

what u want login and get imperium?

[gleaming wigeon]

yes

[arctic patio]

They required 99?

[empty shard]

🥀

[hearty pivot]

[gleaming wigeon]

i get it, SE which required goofy cars

[cloud goblet]

yes that's still free

[iron ore]

[gleaming wigeon]

like the ferzzereo

[woeful briar]

[gleaming wigeon]

the faraday future

[pure veldt]

[gleaming wigeon]

but... i want with no grind

like redeem code

[empty shard]

Fly high

[iron ore]

2 guy disconnect

+13

so 4th place

[empty shard]

lemme guess the Alysa

[cloud goblet]

then come back to earth

[gleaming wigeon]

NOOO im on the moon

please help

[cloud goblet]

because that's the equivalent of "i want to be a millionaire irl while doing nothing"

[gleaming wigeon]

thats true lol

[rare tulip]

Lottery tickets

[pure plaza]

buy bitcoin when it was worth nothing

[cloud goblet]

those 2 require doing something

[arctic patio]

Legend pass makes grinding somuch better😭🙏

[misty eagle]

I came second

fumbled in the middle

[rare tulip]

Lemme time travel back to 2008

[empty shard]

oo aura

[gleaming wigeon]

i will take free car of lancer tho thanks

[rare tulip]

Oh wait. Noone can.

[arctic patio]

I can actually

[woeful briar]

it doesn't

events pass makes grinding better

[gleaming wigeon]

do u like vanda

[woeful briar]

yes

useful car

[arctic patio]

For the price

[arctic patio]

I ain't got $20 to spend on asphalt

[gleaming wigeon]

ikr

[empty shard]

if i see this thing irl im still gonna ram it off the road

[pure plaza]

imagine spending in Asphalt Legends

[woeful briar]

events pass is cheaper than LP

[misty eagle]

nah no aura

[woeful briar]

you know this right

[misty eagle]

only +1

[arctic patio]

?

[misty eagle]

shouldve been an easy first

[arctic patio]

Lp is 2 dollars😭🙏

[woeful briar]

it's 8 dollars for me

[arctic patio]

Damn

[woeful briar]

you probably have a newbie discount

[arctic patio]

It's always been like that for me

[woeful briar]

it'll be 8 dollars for you eventually

[gleaming wigeon]

i wish i had that senna SE

[cloud goblet]

why

u'll complain no tokens and supports

[gleaming wigeon]

i have all supports

YAY

[tawdry oracle]

aint do more

[misty eagle]

0mfg\

[acoustic grail]

Old screenshot.

[tawdry oracle]

imma stop here

[cloud goblet]

shocker

[iron ore]

ok

[woeful briar]

you have sto for senna mayhem?

I doubt

[pure plaza]

Why spend

[hearty pivot]

is it Striker ?

[misty eagle]

@tawdry oracle I'm genuinely washed

[gleaming wigeon]

yes

[tawdry oracle]

jesus

[hearty pivot]

tbh I have ts and it's not great

[woeful briar]

hey that looks like my gameplay

[gleaming wigeon]

bro are we dedass

[woeful briar]

am I aline now

[hearty pivot]

Like bro neither it's faster nor good at handling

[pure plaza]

nice fps

[gleaming wigeon]

thanks

i run 30

or 20

[iron ore]

[hearty pivot]

if any devs watching this please reduce its ranking or make it better

[rare tulip]

They won't be.
They are on strike over nothing for the 9th time this month

France:
An international active PvP zone

[misty eagle]

sf90

[lament furnace]

Why does this Mercedes-Benz silver lightning look like a failed hot wheels car lmao

[woeful briar]

should I gamble MP1

[hearty pivot]

man I got nothing to say but I Don't like the performance it looks so sick and performs so worse 😭 😭

[rare tulip]

You got the easy spam cars?

[woeful briar]

I have Jkab and chiron evo

[pure plaza]

whale

[woeful briar]

I can't drive Jkab tho

[rare tulip]

Chirongrind then

[misty eagle]

teach industrial rev pls

I realy lost to a chiron with imp

[stray valley]

guys is enzo gud on evo it only need 8 eips i have 2 in stash 3 uni eips 2 more from.tomato event

[misty eagle]

[pure plaza]

goes 398 with shockwave

a good substitute for ZR1

[stray valley]

i have it on 13/17 bro thinking buying the daily event pass

[left night]

no I'm the whale

[pure plaza]

[cloud goblet]

trash

[misty eagle]

does imp always die on that one ramp in osaka

forgot what track its called

but it keeps dying there

[cloud goblet]

cro asks like we have imp

[stray valley]

refined finish

[pure plaza]

naniwa tour?

Kita Run?

Moat Finale?

[pure plaza]

oh budding start

[woeful briar]

3 races in chiron

2 respawns

thanks game

[pure plaza]

[rare tulip]

Imperium evo

Soon 110% real

[tawdry oracle]

HUH

[woeful briar]

I just got rammed into the wrong path and was forced to quit

this game is such garbo

[misty eagle]

@tawdry oracle should I just take top 50

getting late and game is starting to pmo

[tawdry oracle]

[woeful briar]

yo I just went from last to 4th after ppl quit

got 22 pts

maybe chiron wall climbing ain't too bad

[misty eagle]

using chiron in ll

'

[woeful briar]

[distant obsidian]

What's the next mp2 gonna be? ghost slipstream?

[woeful briar]

ghost slipstream is dead

you know this right

[distant obsidian]

in what way

[woeful briar]

hasn't been in MP1 for over a year

[distant obsidian]

Im asking about mp2

[woeful briar]

oh

maybe

classic slipstream

[arctic siren]

more like never after unite

[distant obsidian]

I hope no takedowns

[misty eagle]

pls no classic

[distant obsidian]

[misty eagle]

or unbreak

[empty shard]

pls gss

[distant obsidian]

yeah ghost or unbreakable

[boreal stirrup]

1254 people so far

[misty eagle]

unbreak is genuinely insufferable

[woeful briar]

yes

russian roulette

[lean ore]

First try free car

[empty shard]

what pack is this

[distant obsidian]

when they brake check you

[lean ore]

Patrick's day

[iron ore]

where max

[empty shard]

he aint pickle

[lean ore]

I didn't touch alu when this car came in the game

[tawdry oracle]

huge roadblockers

literally huge

[olive juniper]

Where's the shop rewamp 😂

[iron ore]

skullz

[dire vine]

Old better

[olive juniper]

Yeah I think

[thorn hollow]

The new is so scrambled

[dire vine]

Usually half ppl disconnect

[iron ore]

guh

[analog grove]

when mp ending?

[dire vine]

30 minutes

[analog grove]

thanks

[dire vine]

Np

[thorn hollow]

Whats ur guys current score

[boreal stirrup]

3rd position -10

Pt1

[thorn hollow]

Im at 2nd with 80

[woeful briar]

is Jkab good for MP1

[dire vine]

?

[woeful briar]

I just used it twice and got 1st and 2nd

[thorn hollow]

Bruh

[final bluff]

Gp

[tawdry oracle]

ofc it's the 2nd best car in mp

[dire vine]

Imagine no evos in new mp1

[tawdry oracle]

[tall pebble]

Obviously best including f5 and imperium

[tall pebble]

Top 10 incoming

[rare tulip]

mp1 - 22xx
mp2 - 1639

[dire vine]

Oh

[boreal stirrup]

Heaven

[dire vine]

I'm 1st with 100

[dire vine]

True

[iron ore]

❤️‍🩹

[dire vine]

I didn't play this mp1 after reaching plat 3

[thorn hollow]

I fell from 95 to 80 btw

[lavish geyser]

Yooo

[thick briar]

[lavish geyser]

Hi hehe beat the fury members

[thick briar]

Both fury
Best them

[golden bay]

How do so many ppl have golden xjr9

[cloud goblet]

light work

[thick briar]

Idk

[thick briar]

Mine is only 1 star

[boreal stirrup]

Old car

[golden bay]

I ain't getting the car gng

Not even tier 1 btw

[boreal stirrup]

I missed playing the first round btw. I've the key so that's helpful for others

[golden bay]

W

[rare gorge]

Guys quick

Do I try for top 250

Or do I quit

If I try for top 250 do I refuel Chiron or play with 4/4 fuel 3* devel

Guys

[tawdry oracle]

if you try ofc chiron

[golden bay]

Real legends take risks

[rare gorge]

I’m F2P so I needa use tokens

Unless I watch ads

[woeful briar]

well 7 fuels later on Jkab I won twice and wallclimbed/got rammed 5 times

is this normal

[lavish canopy]

ur name 💀

[boreal stirrup]

Unbreakable yes

[tawdry oracle]

3* devel will get massacred

[misty eagle]

[dire vine]

Chiron better

[lavish geyser]

Hi raps

[woeful briar]

welp

[misty eagle]

why do I keep going from first to close to last at the end of races

[woeful briar]

guess I'm gonna end MP1 at pos 600

Jkab and chiron outta fuel

ads keep failing

[misty eagle]

so close yet so far

[woeful briar]

[misty eagle]

[tawdry oracle]

too much pressure

[misty eagle]

should've stopped earlier

[lavish geyser]

Broo gp help do you go through pyramid or not

[tawdry oracle]

[misty eagle]

I think at my prev rating I would still be top 10

[lavish geyser]

Raps so alien

[tawdry oracle]

if you kept that you r now at pos 10

[golden bay]

Do I push

[tawdry oracle]

pos 10 now is 3546

[rare gorge]

Push ofc

[misty eagle]

[rare gorge]

Bro when I first reached LL I was GL18/19/20

Something around there

[lavish geyser]

Whats wrong raps

[golden bay]

Evo sf90s are too much

I have to face them with my noble

[rare gorge]

Oh

[golden bay]

[boreal stirrup]

GL16 but A9 not ALU

[rare gorge]

I mean I have an Evo sf90 but it’s not 4895

[rare gorge]

No it was in ALU

[golden bay]

I don't even have the car unlocked

[rare gorge]

It’s 4645 or 4595 rank

[rare gorge]

Oh

What rank is ur noble?

[golden bay]

4274

1-1-0-1

[rare gorge]

That’s good what

[misty eagle]

@tawdry oracle how much m,ore rating do I need?