Minor Pity System for boss drops

[azure scarab]

they all need to band together to challenge me

[alpine hull]

He's fragless he wouldnt stand a chance vs any of us

He will load into pvp and just see 5 frags staring him down

[azure scarab]

just wait until there's custom titles

"fragless one" disables all AS frags from being used in pvp

[alpine hull]

You would still lose us fragful people can level units faster

[azure scarab]

i get the poor man's ranged frag at lvl 60

[alpine hull]

If you get a frag you will have to hide it till the end of time

Can't betray your people

[azure scarab]

i dont need to think about impossible scenarios

i wont drop an AS frag until the pity system is introduced

[alpine hull]

I'll will use my power as a big fragga to give you a frag your next AS

You must betray your kingdom

[azure scarab]

my lore wont be tainted

i'll see this through

[alpine hull]

I'll win by recruiting you at the peak of your power

You will turn of the fragless when the double drop hits your account

[deft summit]

One day, he will crumble and submit to big frag

[low swallow]

I think brio secretly had a frag

But he just larps as a fragless bum

[shrewd iron]

[alpine hull]

I heard brio has 8 frags from my source

He's the chosen one

[obsidian yoke]

The crusade is Brio's to fight alone

you are in my prayers to receive a frag, but my power is insufficient

@lyric monolith pray for Law

to your god

[lyric monolith]

It's a fight between a bunch of cringelords and a really dedicated man chief. My vote goes to the homie.

[simple escarp]

He is not worthy to fight it, he is tainted.

[pure ivy]

brio civil war is crazy ngl

[azure scarab]

Day 84 of asking Madrona for a pity system

i wont lose to a bunch of chumps who fell into temptation nor their deranged supporters

[storm prism]

Another day another DN fail

[alpine hull]

Fell into temptation

We are just better player's

[tulip lance]

Our cause grows each day😇

[dull linden]

My f2p army

[storm prism]

*Funded by 500 Morgan houses (probably)

[alpine hull]

Compounds

[dull linden]

Not me lol but I know a few

[alpine hull]

Some trillionares in MM?

[eternal shale]

it seems to me that the pity system is long respawn timers

of my last 4 bosses, 3 of them were 7.5d+ and i got drops from them

[elder igloo]

Doubt, my average AS spawn is like 6 days and Im broke

[eternal shale]

theres your problem: its not 8d

[elder igloo]

2 of them have been 8 day and I've had about 5 seven day spawns

The dreadnought and kraken always rush to spawn early like loyal companions but the AS is like an antisocial cat

[dull linden]

[deft summit]

The catlike people all own a bunch of AS frags

[eternal shale]

meow

[deft summit]

My DN is the only fast respawning boss

[eternal shale]

it feels like my AC is my fastest respawning boss

i know its not but it certainly feels like it

[deft summit]

My last DN one shot 2 Clads though, it was NOT in a good mood

[eternal shale]

i dont have data on my DN respawns bc i havent been tracking

i do know that my AS average spawn is nearly a day longer than my kraken

rn AS is 6.2 days and kraken is 5.3

[obsidian yoke]

Imagine having 2 clads to be one shot

[deft summit]

The other clads went on to kill it

R.I.P the toy boat that got one shot by depth charge 1

[alpine hull]

True

[harsh mural]

rich get richer

[crude elm]

Your fighting Dwane Johnson?

[harsh mural]

Yes

[proper niche]

Bruh

[proper niche]

What do you actually use out these guys . Gold tanks are just for fun .

[azure scarab]

Day 85 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[storm prism]

Flexing AC frags is the BN equivalent to flexing a $5 win from a gas station scratch ticket

[alpine hull]

I'm on brios side now didn't get a frag 😭

[eternal shale]

i have always been on brios side but also did not get a frag today

[forest remnant]

I'm also on Brio's side. I'm still missing 3 frags for my first row, for the next BS

[undone oracle]

I’ve fought AS 3 times now and didn’t get a frag this stinks!

[robust ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/akakishinoeleven-kiluwlo-ares-butnottoday-gif-791988819342358020

[alpine hull]

Hell nah

I hope you never get a frag so brio gets an ally

[deft summit]

Temporary ally

We all know Brio will group them in with us frag owners eventually

[dull linden]

I got no use for prestige stars so I just used them all on prestige units just cuz

[dull linden]

You complaining about not getting a frag after 3 attempts?

[undone oracle]

Yea

[deft summit]

You're not even close to the statistical 50/50 point on getting a drop

[obsidian yoke]

nah its an anomaly

you are supposed to get a frag on the first kill

it is promised

[dull linden]

Based on drop rates on average it should take around 17 attempts to get a sentinel frag. I would wait till youre past 20ish attempts before being upset about no drop

[obsidian yoke]

this is the complaint thread

you are allowed to complain about no drop with 0 kills here

z3 fault

[undone oracle]

I am joking lads

[plain smelt]

Conspiracy theory

Brio has stopped killing AS so he can keep complaining

[deft summit]

This is true, the AS has ALWAYS given me a drop on first kill

Same for GT

[next dirge]

@azure scarab

[tulip lance]

Proud of you

[next dirge]

ty

[alpine hull]

Brio do be the villain of the BN community

[tulip lance]

I don’t know if Brio has watched my f2p tutorial

[deft summit]

he told me he is avoiding it

he refuses to watch it at all

[alpine hull]

He doesn't have the skill to use your strat

[tulip lance]

It’s a very resourceful tool. Who knows. He could get a frag if he watches the full video from start to end

[alpine hull]

I used a strat similar to yours yesterday tho thank for the help 😻

[deft summit]

it's good to have true F2P advocates like you in the community

[deft summit]

I don't have enough skill yet to attempt such a move

[alpine hull]

It's a very good strat when u get the chance ❤️

[deft summit]

just let me find the missing two melee frags first

[alpine hull]

You will find them both I believe

Or get a 3rd ranged 🫃

[deft summit]

I'm glad we're supportive of our side unlike the evil one

[sacred hare]

so I have gathered that the path to frags involves supporting this cause and then being granted frags because the game wants brio to stand alone or something?

[quasi pond]

You only need 3 mfrags

[alpine hull]

Indeed

[deft summit]

Yeah, supporting Brio then getting a frag and betraying him is the most optimal path

[plain smelt]

Yuh I’ll give it a go in 3 years

[sacred hare]

alright

then I fully support this cause, a pity system is very much needed

[harsh mural]

Oh cmon your picture was funny

[eternal shale]

i stoled them

[azure scarab]

Day 86 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[alpine hull]

Day 87 of telling Madrona to buff fraga

[tulip lance]

👀

[deft summit]

Time to give the ranged frag back it's 500% AP

[prime whale]

i cant see his message, he got blocked for being a spammer or something lol

[storm prism]

Everyone but Brio is a spammer in this thread

[tulip lance]

I don’t spam anything 👀i only provide helpful guidance on beating AS

[quasi pond]

How many trebs and hours do you need to beat AS. No snake, no nano units.

[wet rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[tulip lance]

Probably a few good hours.

[deft summit]

A lot

[tulip lance]

7 trebs.

[tulip lance]

Actually need to make a new vid soon

[quasi pond]

Aren’t they gonna die a lot while resetting?

[deft summit]

Yeah

[tulip lance]

That’s why you make a lot

[quasi pond]

I underestimate the indomitable human spirit

[tulip lance]

In the meantime lmk if you need a link to a f2p tutorial

[quasi pond]

Send 🫡 It’s probably going to take months for my f2p acc to get there tho

[wintry garden]

enough that lumber will become a problem before you beat it

[tulip lance]

https://youtu.be/LOiaIWqLLwo?si=f2ub8AjLP5bMhSdA here’s the link! Make sure to watch the video to the end!

[quasi pond]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[tulip lance]

Some people don’t realize it’s a plausible formation but it works!

[eternal shale]

15ish hours and youll be limited by your RT number

[quasi pond]

hesus

[deft summit]

I nominate @simple escarp for the next leader of the fragless when we get Brio out of the way

Brio has become worse than those he dispised

[azure scarab]

do not bring that traitor's name here

he knows what he did is unforgivable

[sacred hare]

day 2 of my own personal counter in which I say that we need a pity system

[obsidian yoke]

I nominate @simple escarp too

[simple escarp]

"Schizophrenia with paranoid features (formerly paranoid schizophrenia) is a mental health condition characterized by intense, irrational suspicions, delusions of persecution, or grandeur, alongside auditory hallucinations. While the specific "paranoid subtype" label is considered obsolete by some standards (like ICD-11), it remains a common presentation where individuals believe they are being plotted against, spied on, or controlled. "

[barren robin]

see if we had the pity system I would have gotten this mele frag earlier

see the best part about tag teaming frags is they never run out of turns now, no need to skip

[next dirge]

@azure scarab

[alpine hull]

I feel that

[barren robin]

how humiliating

(for the AS that is)

Imagine seeing your own arms turn against you and you can do nothing as they smash you to death

one dent at a time

[alpine hull]

2 arms vs 4 how can he compete

[barren robin]

battle nations writing is so good it makes me sympathise with a superboss

without any dialogue

bravo Alex

[alpine hull]

Tbf AS is really cool

[obsidian yoke]

when you rip off 5 of the 2 arms of the sentinel to beat it to death with them

[frank mason]

Give us ancient sentry so we can rip off its head too

[dull linden]

Oh nice 2 of each. I only have 3 currently

[robust ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-s4-the-boys-season-4-clap-clapping-gif-3992113396856469570

[alpine hull]

U will get there brother us fraggers are chosen by madrona

[eternal shale]

Ohh the f word with a hard r

[dry helm]

If you have a frag you’re allowed to say it

[azure scarab]

what are all these fraggers doing here

Day 87 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[alpine hull]

😭

[eternal shale]

oh i only have 3 i guess i cant say it 😭

[dry helm]

You can say it three times as much

[eternal shale]

fragger fragger fragger

that felt wrong

[pure ivy]

💀 💀 💀

[sacred hare]

day 3 of saying that a pity system would be pretty cool

[proper niche]

All good 😆

[azure scarab]

Day 88 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[tulip lance]

If it makes you feel better, I didn’t get a drop last night. Which makes it 10 days since my 5th frag

[deft summit]

I'm sure you'll get one soon

[eternal shale]

If it makes you feel better, I did not get a 3d respawn which means it’s been 10 days and 1 AS since my third frag

[forest remnant]

I didn't receive anything today either. Neither from the kraken nor from the AS

2 dreads, 1 Kraken, 1 AC, 1 AS are still possible. hopefully i can manage to get 10 boss drops this month (5 so far) wish me luck

[eternal shale]

I’ve barely had 10 bosses this month

Ok it’s been about 15

[forest remnant]

had a lot of luck with the spawns, although today's AS took 7 days to appear

[eternal shale]

My shortest spawn this month was a 5d kraken

[tulip lance]

Unfortunately it’ll probably be a hot minute before the 6th

[eternal shale]

My shortest AS was 6

[deft summit]

You'll get it before Brio gets one

[sacred hare]

You know, a pity system would be pretty cool (day 4)

[final bay]

I just had 7 day kraken spawn (I sorely kill kraken for the teeth)

[eternal shale]

I too just had a 7d kraken

I also kill kraken for the skulls to fuel my power boat addiction

[alpine hull]

@azure scarab rate my new p2w formation king

[tulip lance]

My guy there’s only one nano unit in that lol

[alpine hull]

Nah I needed to flame turret it carried

[barren robin]

He got Chem Shell on the artillery

[tulip lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[low swallow]

Tax the fragless

[north rover]

well, I'm safe from having to grind the firedrake
0/67 is criminal though

[azure scarab]

Day 89 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[tulip lance]

No AS spawn on my bday

[deft summit]

The pity system will only force everyone to join team big frag

Rejected or accepted, big frag is guaranteed to win

[sacred hare]

day 5 of saying a pity system would be cool

[tulip lance]

Why is there a second counter now

[final bay]

The second plane:

[deft summit]

You seem to have something to share with Brio @sharp iron

I'm sure he's looking forward to seeing it

[dry helm]

Hello guys

Goodbye

[azure scarab]

Day 90 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[barren robin]

every time you ask is a 6% chance they implement it, you're really unlucky

same chance as getting a frag

[azure scarab]

you are being removed from all future boss drops once madrona implements this

[barren robin]

I am already inside the spiderwasp egg, I'm too sticky to be removed

[frank mason]

When you reach 100, we need to throw a party

[sharp iron]

[sharp iron]

[deft summit]

You never shared your recent AS kill with Brio

[sharp iron]

What AS kill?

[deft summit]

Or your frag collection

[sharp iron]

What frag collection?

[deft summit]

Nightmare is hiding drops @azure scarab

[azure scarab]

have you done something to anger me again?

[sharp iron]

Nothing

[azure scarab]

what did he mean by frag collection

[sharp iron]

7 tentacles

[azure scarab]

spartan is many things but he is earnest when trying to destroy my morale

[sharp iron]

Ikr

[azure scarab]

i hope you arent hiding anything from me

[sharp iron]

Ignorance is bliss they say

[deft summit]

I meant he has the most drops in all of HSC

Which is saying something

You might find this intriguing @azure scarab

[azure scarab]

@sharp iron what is this

[deft summit]

You'll note, the visible melee isn't selected

Which means there is at least one hidden frag in the pic

[azure scarab]

so he stole my frag from my recent sentinel kill

[deft summit]

And that his first AS was a ranged frag

While 3 melees are in the pic

[azure scarab]

i know you put him up to it

[deft summit]

He also has 7 tentacles and 5 clads

Truly a drop hoarder

[azure scarab]

insane work

600lb man eating all the food at the table while i'm starving

[deft summit]

Him hiding it should come with a higher sentence

Not only did he steal from the drop less, but he wasn't even honest about it

[deft summit]

"man" ? By the VV lore, he's an obese orange cat

[azure scarab]

him not trying to pick a side is making me mad he thinks he's above this entire ordeal

[deft summit]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-kitty-fat-cat-gif-13366296

This was him today

[sharp iron]

There’s a reason why I said ignorance is bliss. Blame the bottombreaker here

For showing it

[deft summit]

I was honest about it

You hiding it is worse

[azure scarab]

you have made my day atleast 15% worse and as a result you are demoted

[deft summit]

Him or me?

[azure scarab]

yes

[sharp iron]

And you decided to show it

Your fault

[alpine hull]

Brio is a false prophet

[sharp iron]

As usual

[alpine hull]

He my goat tho

[deft summit]

Rook is the goat with his top tier F2P AS guide

[alpine hull]

Despite being fragless and being a bum last boss strike and being kinda not smart and coping about frags and making f2p guides for the masses

[alpine hull]

Nah my p2w one better

[eternal shale]

How we doing today my fellow fraggas

[sacred hare]

you know what would be cool guys? a pity system (day 6)

[final bay]

Good morning to all the AS frag havers (the rest, go stay poor)

[quasi pond]

They should double the frags ppl have and then send everyone without one into frag debt

[alpine hull]

Good my fragga

[alpine hull]

True

[dull linden]

Wish I could get a 2nd melee frag so I can have 2 of each

[pure ivy]

if you get one more on top of that u can run full frag frontline

😂

[barren robin]

what does a fragga have to do to get another melee so I can f2p the AS 🙁 Only one of each

[low swallow]

Deserved

[barren robin]

why it moves so slowly 🙁 this is so tedious

[azure scarab]

Day 91 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[storm prism]

Anotha day anotha ironclad fail

[eternal shale]

anotha day anotha empty ruins

[undone oracle]

Anotha day anotha 0 frag drop (and 2 full wipes beforehands)

[pure ivy]

DN hates you and you specifically

😭 😭 😭

[dry helm]

Doesn’t he look cute

[eternal shale]

woof

[deft summit]

The DN is the kind of boss that withholds drops for months, then love bombs you with consecutive drops

I've seen it happen so many times with the DN

[storm prism]

Unless Madrona pushes back the naval boss scaling, I'm screwed out of even attempting the DN now

[deft summit]

Zero clads, zero M10s?

[storm prism]

3 M10s (good), 1 Monster Grouper (wish I bought another M10 instead), and no plans to invest further nanos into naval

[deft summit]

You can kill the DN at lvl60 for sure

It's just not a free win

[storm prism]

I'm willing to bet 9/10 of my attempts get wiped by 100% crit rates

I already have enough resets as-is with the lvl 59 DN 🫠

[deft summit]

It might only reach that if you count early starts

[deft summit]

Are your ships not the current max rank?

[storm prism]

I will say that R5 ships make the current DN a little more bearable (after the initial 500 resets for the grouper and initial depth charge and sub torpedos), I am not eager to go back to what it felt like with R4 ships tho

[deft summit]

It's not going to feel as nice as R4 ships vs current DN

[storm prism]

https://tenor.com/view/window-fuckit-stepout-hugs-jump-gif-5220402

[deft summit]

F2P cladless lvl60 DN is closer to F2P AS(no snake)

Although somewhat less awful

Yours will be better due to the 3 M10s

[pine birch]

bumping this because one of my guild members has 18 drops total and i have 2

and we've both been playing since full release

there should be some semblance of balance if we can help it

[eternal shale]

-# ngl no need to bump this its nearly as active as #battle-nations-discussion or #general

[obsidian yoke]

this thread is kept up by drop posts and him

[azure scarab]

Day 92 of asking Madrona for a pity system

where is it

[final bay]

Maybe just get lucky or something

[azure scarab]

i'm gonna start tweakin soon and it'll be a bad day for everyone involved

[eternal shale]

Where is my sentinel im about to start tweaking

[obsidian yoke]

are you going to finally start doing something about your opps

[eternal shale]

Can’t believe that I’ll only have 1 more AS than AC for the entire month of April and that’s because I was fortunate enough to get a 7d spawn at the end of March and got a respawn on April 1

I’m just saying that if that one period was 6d instead of 7 I’d have the same amount of AC and AS spawns in a 4 week span

Not the first time this has happened

Kill me

[azure scarab]

if by day 100 i dont see this war moving in a direction I like i'll have to resort to more unsavoury ways of dealing with these opps

[obsidian yoke]

you have yet to make good on any threat

[sharp iron]

I think u already have no?

[sharp iron]

But can you win against the framers

[azure scarab]

once again showing my great restraint when dealing with fraggers

[azure scarab]

so have you finally decided to pick a side in this war

[sharp iron]

Nah I prefer being on the sidelines

It doesn’t benefit me either way

[obsidian yoke]

I am on your side once again

it is grave injustice that NM have 5 frags and I have 1

[sharp iron]

Where did you get the number 5 from?

Goose having a memory lapse

[obsidian yoke]

I had a dream you have 5 fragments last night

it came from my head therefore it is correct

[sharp iron]

Unreliable

[frank mason]

In your dreams

[leaden scarab]

brio will become unglued when he runs dry on individual drop rates

[deft summit]

He also didn't provide SS for his total count, he could be hiding frag 5

[deft summit]

why would you have accepted a qoudruple frag owner on your side to begin with?

[azure scarab]

you cannot be on my side. nobody can

[azure scarab]

i wouldn't. i'm just tired of the neutrality

[dull linden]

I wonder where I rank on the brio opp tier list

[frank mason]

SS

You are right behind me

[sharp iron]

What did you do?

Also who’s 3rd?

[frank mason]

Missileman

[sharp iron]

Ic ic

[frank mason]

It is pretty mild tbh. I am surprised to be above McMan for it #donator-general message

[sharp iron]

[frank mason]

McMan is the rightful #1 ngl

[sharp iron]

@azure scarab owl is requesting an appeal

[frank mason]

Hey don't put words in my mouth. I see why @deft summit makes fun of you smh

[sharp iron]

I’m glad I live in his head rent free. A constant reminder that he lost and failed

[frank mason]

Idk what he lost, but I know that you are all luck not skills smh

[sharp iron]

Keep telling yourself that bro

[frank mason]

I will tell everyone until Wihvur gives me VV kitten luck

[sharp iron]

Didn’t u fail the entrance test

Or something

[deft summit]

There's an entrance test now?

[frank mason]

What entrance test? 👀

[sharp iron]

Didn’t wihvur said if owl could guess what each role in the server mean she lets him in. Something along that lines

And he failed

[deft summit]

Those roles aren't even hard to guess

Failing was a skill issue

[frank mason]

She never said that

[sharp iron]

Well he failed

You can just ask

[frank mason]

She did tell me

Hence why no test

[deft summit]

You guess and got them wrong

[frank mason]

True but it was never a test

Also Kittenbreaker aren't you supposed to be against Kittenmare?

[sharp iron]

U want to die owl

I’m in the mood for fowl tn

[deft summit]

You only "live in my head" in the sense that I can hear your loud ass cat noises ringing in my head after a VC

[deft summit]

I can stab him in the back after tag teaming on you

[sharp iron]

Still living rent free

[sharp iron]

You think i would fall for that move

[deft summit]

Maybe one day we'll have something that can translate NM meowing/hissing in VC to English

[sharp iron]

That’s cute coming from the guy who actually meowed in vc after saying it will never happen

And an audio file of that is floating around online

[deft summit]

Here is NM @frank mason

Clearly talks in cat outside of public chats

[deft summit]

Fake

[sharp iron]

Idk who this person is

[frank mason]

And I have always wondered what cats taste like 500 yuan was a bit steep for me but thank God there is this feral one right here

[deft summit]

he's pretty obese, so you'll have to trim off a lot of fat

[deft summit]

https://klipy.com/gifs/catnapping-cat-kidnap

[frank mason]

I enjoy fatty meats

Do you think he is well marbled?

[deft summit]

that's footage of you taking NM

[alpine hull]

Do u feed him a lot?

[deft summit]

he tore the bag open and left nothing

https://klipy.com/gifs/food-cat-7--k01KQATKF6SJVNR30R0V933QGCN

[deft summit]

is this list left to right, or is everyone on a tier equal? @azure scarab

[wet rivet]

Glad I am in C tier💀🤣

[frank mason]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[wet rivet]

Nahh

Recently been chilling

[final bay]

Good morning to everyone but the fragless

(I have one frag)

[sharp iron]

[eternal shale]

@azure scarab hi

all 4 came off 7+ day spawns

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

left to right

[deft summit]

So I'm the #1 opp of yours outside of MM

I really must live rent free in Brio's fragless head

[azure scarab]

napa has been putting in work i need to review the list

[deft summit]

Napa is truly a great asset of big frag

[obsidian yoke]

you do not need to wait any longer... this week, the fraggers will get what is coming to them

[deft summit]

Maybe I need to put more effort into this

Figure out a new method of torment for Brio

[eternal shale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-devil-devilcat-catdevil-catears-gif-26353341

[dull linden]

I was just S but when I got 2 range frags during the strike and right after I think he died inside from that

[frank mason]

You're going with that instead of the whole ballzy prank?

[dull linden]

I got half the guild with that

To be fair tho I was pretty convincing if you didnt look super closely

[frank mason]

Brio was the number one victim who believed it the longest though

I'm sure that moved you further in the tier list than any ranged frags ever could

[dull linden]

Banter also got low-key convinced too lol

Hes probably tied with Brio on getting fooled by that

[frank mason]

Yes, but he came way later. Brio was fooled since the beginning

[dull linden]

U right

[azure scarab]

of severe lower back pain

[deft summit]

Brio messaged me about it

It didn't take me but a few minutes to figure you out

but it was funny watching him believe it for hours

[obsidian yoke]

I know he's not Ballzy because real Ballzy blocked me 😭 😭

[deft summit]

you must have done something right

was that how you got honorary MM status?

[obsidian yoke]

no Im MM impostor

[dull linden]

Hes an honorary MM member

[dull linden]

Yeah if you saw my handle you could definitely tell lol but even then at a glance it was about as good as most would make it without identity theft

[dull linden]

https://tenor.com/view/legendary-reverse-card-gif-3617204546221596106

[deft summit]

I've seen one better attempt

[dull linden]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-cant-believe-gif-14748764

[sacred hare]

forgot to turn on computer yesterday but im back at it with day 7 of saying that a pity system would be cool

[deft summit]

https://tenor.com/view/hela-possible-helas-courage-hammer-destroy-possible-gif-19897007

[alpine hull]

Good drops brother

[frank mason]

What did you do?

[deft summit]

Cabbage is a clearly innocent goose

[obsidian yoke]

I fueled the fire

[deft summit]

Cabbage is probably baiting us right now, and he was actually innocent

[frank mason]

Deets pls

[frank mason]

I don't mean in general you silly goose. I meant what did you do to him specifically?

[obsidian yoke]

joined in on THE pile during PWX fallout, thats it tbh

[frank mason]

If that's it, he must have blocked a lot of people that day

[obsidian yoke]

I did say that the attacks went overboard and went right back into it that day, so I wasnt a saint tbh

[dawn estuary]

What happened to PWX

[obsidian yoke]

its stopped being

[dawn estuary]

How bad

[obsidian yoke]

completely vaporised, and theres resentment towards the old leaders too

[frank mason]

There were two factions that hated each other, but somehow both factions hated the leader even more than each other

[deft summit]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-explosion-planet-gif-17101879

[frank mason]

Well... One old leader I think... The rest seems to be perceived as neutral or positive

[azure scarab]

Day 93 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[deft summit]

Day 93 of asking Madrona to exclude Brio from any pity system

[sharp iron]

PWX? What’s that?

Never heard of it

[dawn nacelle]

Kinda funny that there is this much drama for a freakin mobile game

[deft summit]

I think he's talking about PWas?

[deft summit]

Not shocking, OG BN had plenty of guild drama despite the guilds being more isolated than now

[sharp iron]

No discord back then

[sharp iron]

Pwar still exist

[tulip lance]

Tell me this is the old opp list @azure scarab

[frank mason]

Man has frags and man is not shy about it

[deft summit]

Watch it, you're talking to the F2P champion

[eternal shale]

i would be too

[tulip lance]

He still hasn’t watched my f2p AS guide

It’s close to 700 views 👀

[dusky estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/mva-gif-7774506743573345100

[frank mason]

To be fair, you were like the 3rd or 4th to make such a guide so people have watched it a few times already

[tulip lance]

Did you watch to the end

[frank mason]

I didn't watch at all Did you get another frag?

[tulip lance]

Watch the whole video https://youtu.be/LOiaIWqLLwo?si=fezjRGFKTrhUOtyR

[frank mason]

Mf

[tulip lance]

Emphasis on watch to the end

[frank mason]

Btw you can do lossless with just two melees. No need for the other units

[tulip lance]

Oh believe me I’ve done plenty at this point already. Someone on Reddit asked for a one snake formation. I gave him a link to my video

[wet rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-squadron-gif-21777233

[eternal shale]

Thanks for the strat, ima try this one for my next AS

[tulip lance]

And you watched to the end?

[eternal shale]

Yup

Last night I was running it back with the snake/vet/hvyr and streaming to my friends to compare my r9 snake to their r8 and I got the last missing piece for your formation

[alpine hull]

Day 94 of telling madrona that they are doing a great job

[manic adder]

I'm so sorry Brio

I've become.... one of them

[sharp iron]

Show it fox

[eternal shale]

You a multifr*gger now?

[dusty mural]

Waiting to see how Brio handles this

[sharp iron]

Just one

[eternal shale]

Conglaturations on unlocking the 2 unit AS strat

[pure ivy]

Welcome to the club

[manic adder]

I'm sorry Brio

[eternal shale]

doggo

W widget roll and meh gear roll btw

[deft summit]

@azure scarab

[frank mason]

GURRRR VV cats keep cheating smh

[deft summit]

Don't be sorry, rub it in his face and rejoice that you're better than him

[manic adder]

Not a cat but a fox

[sharp iron]

This is gonna be cinema

[deft summit]

You're a couple with a VV cat, and have a VV cat as a pet(Nightmare)

[frank mason]

I see through the VV propaganda

[manic adder]

That is maid cafe

They never changed the photo

[deft summit]

Fox by VV roles

[frank mason]

That counts

[manic adder]

[frank mason]

Clearly a cat picture

[sharp iron]

Owl got the HSC reading debuff

Clearly

[manic adder]

HSC is rubbing off on him

[deft summit]

It's due to being so active in our general chat

[frank mason]

And you have it worse than me for missing the picture

[sharp iron]

Dw you will reach that lvl soon

It’s already infecting u

[frank mason]

Gonna have to cook my cats well done to avoid food borne illnesses

[manic adder]

Huh?

I was playing Minecraft?

[frank mason]

Nvm my discord was bugging out

It showed that our entire convo was deleted with the latest message being your drop pic

[manic adder]

Yeah discord has been funny the past 2 days

[sharp iron]

Owl schizo

[frank mason]

You right. I cant tell apart cats from dinner

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

Your betrayal was foretold

You fraggers are starting to get me real mad

[olive phoenix]

I think everybody's understanding that you're literally just jealous and that this is all it's ever been.

[manic adder]

I'm sorry friend

This was my first boss drop since October

[sacred hare]

day 8 of saying that it would probably be pretty cool if there was a pity system

[azure scarab]

i have never been jealous of anyone in my entire life

[azure scarab]

so even you crumbled when tempted by big frag

just as wihvur did

[sharp iron]

What a cliché

[frank mason]

@azure scarab don't worry bro I am sure you will get plenty of adult sandworms

[dry helm]

I suggest hijacking this thread to support a naval raidable location.

[north rover]

https://discord.com/channels/463817609130016788/1453547165845553382
already exists

[frank mason]

He is saying that because he made one at some point

[azure scarab]

[dry helm]

Why do 2 threads when one thread do trick

[dry helm]

I hope you get a

[azure scarab]

i dont want it

[dry helm]

[deft summit]

I told her to get a frag three days ago

She crumbled under an offer of ascension by big frag

[deft summit]

I'm ready to have another boss drop I get and Brio doesn't

[alpine hull]

Fr

Brio has the account of Doom and despair

[azure scarab]

Day 94 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[alpine hull]

I hope u get a worm

[obsidian yoke]

then you are going to be a wormer

like a fragger but pathetic

[final bay]

I’d still love him if bro was a disgusting wormer

Absolutely miserable wormer

So pathetic

[astral jolt]

easy peasy

a lot of people getting the worm. higher drop rate than other frags?

[pine birch]

No official announcement yet about the drop rate

I feel like I’ve seen less but more than likely it’s just the same as the others

[alpine hull]

Huge fishy

[crude elm]

Yeah, way better than AS frags btw

[dull linden]

https://discord.com/channels/463817609130016788/1450509792027213926

This one came first believe it or not and got more likes so higher chance to be noticed

[sacred hare]

day 9 of saying that a pity system would probably be pretty cool to have

[simple escarp]

i just think more ppl are clearing it, leading to more chances of it dropping, since it's not as complicated as AS.

[pine birch]

True

[storm prism]

I got a worm first clear, it's definitely better chances

[pure ivy]

statistics majors just fainted

[plush shell]

What do you mean probability isnt 100%, n=1

[storm prism]

Well math is for stupid people anyway

[simple escarp]

its 5050

[storm prism]

Real Imperials know that your mindset is what matters

[simple escarp]

either u get it or u dont

probability that, nerds

[alpine hull]

It's most likely 5%

[storm prism]

I know i don't have the rng luck for that

[pale holly]

MINOR PITY SYSTEM!!!!?!?!?!? okay Epstein

[frank mason]

So... You thought what Epstein did was pity...?

[pale holly]

You pity Epstein bro?

That’s kinda cringe

[astral jolt]

Crazy derailment here

[shrewd iron]

Put them both on a watchlist

[alpine hull]

Not even brio would pity Epstein bro bro

[final bay]

Good morning to everyone but Brio

(And the fragless)

[astral jolt]

Yes good thing I have one frag

[alpine hull]

Good morning

[azure scarab]

Hello non fraggers. Please ignore the fraggers and enjoy your day

They arent human after all

[obsidian yoke]

there's no non fraggers here

[azure scarab]

That's where you're wrong

[tulip lance]

Thank you everyone!! The video’s past 700 views!

[barren robin]

Guys I think the worm drop is a psyop by Brio to make everyone post worm drops instead of frags

And he'll pretend to be jealous but it's actually just a worm

[obsidian yoke]

Nah watch Brio become a wormer

[azure scarab]

Day 95 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[final bay]

Day 95 of pity system for everyone but Brio

Just wait til bro becomes a fragger and switch up on all his day1s

[plush shell]

Just keep playing, odds are fine as it is. ~4% of not getting anything in 52 weeks assuming 1 spawn every 7 weeks so we good. That number gets way smaller when we include the phalanx tank as well

[tulip lance]

Brio I didn’t get my 6th drop today

[eternal shale]

Brio I didn’t get my 6th clad today

[deft summit]

Day 95 of asking Madrona to make Brio a wormer to end this charade

[alpine hull]

Day 98 of telling Madrona to listen to brio cause he's the goat

[obsidian yoke]

Day 718 of laughing at Brio for not having a frag

(I come from the future where Brio still have no frag)

[azure scarab]

All of you leave my home

I'm sick of seeing you guys hiding in my house

[shrewd iron]

https://tenor.com/view/comfortable-ill-get-comfortable-get-comfortable-batman-gif-12075601

[sacred hare]

day 10 of saying that pity system would be a cool thing

[trail marsh]

I want to be clear that, while the idea is something I agree with, I don't think it should be called a "Pity System." Other Games refer to is as "Bad Luck Mitigation."

[frank mason]

This is PsychoCat's home and you are just a squatter

[wintry garden]

make it a shard system, tie it into other game mechanics

[azure scarab]

no it is my house

he knows it is

[deft summit]

Brio is asserting Squatters rights

[frank mason]

Brio has no rights

[deft summit]

This reminds me of NM

Every time he gets thrown out, he comes back through the cat door

[pine birch]

what are you gonna do for day 100

[azure scarab]

i start @ing my worst opps and try fighting them all at once in this thread

i've been far too lenient with them

[pine birch]

just dont go too crazy and get banned

we need someone to carry the flame

[azure scarab]

i need to be freed from my torment

[pine birch]

thats a little too weird for me

[pine birch]

fr tho

[tulip lance]

Waiting for the tier list

[azure scarab]

your main pfp is different from this server's it looks like

either way you deserve your place

[tulip lance]

Thought I’d be at least S tier but I understand 😪

[azure scarab]

S tier is reserved for the worst offenders

going above S means you have somehow surpassed the limits i thought were possible and making me genuinely mad

[tulip lance]

I guess I’ve got some homework to do 🤔

[azure scarab]

thats not something to do homework for

[final bay]

Anyways good morning to all the frag havers

[tulip lance]

Do homework on what …..

[final bay]

Hating on the pity system

I lowkey don’t even hate the pity system I just don’t want Brio to have the pity system

[deft summit]

This is exactly my take

[crude elm]

How am I top of B?

[alpine hull]

I support u and then u hate on me

[alpine hull]

What did I even doo😭

[barren robin]

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-20082782

Made it

[storm prism]

Spam @ alex until he responds

[final bay]

There’s no point fighting them

They just don’t want people(Brio) to not get the pity system

It’s all for the love of the game

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

I lowkey just don’t want brio to get the pity system just for the love of the game

[alpine hull]

ur pretty much his bestie

im more of his bestie tho

[deft summit]

We're both his two biggest besties outside of guild mates

That's why we're top of S tier

[final bay]

I don’t even know bro I just be hating because I want the brokies to stay broke

Which of course includes brio

[alpine hull]

fr he loves us

he even took the time to crop our pfp and put us on a list of his favorite people what a nice guy

[deft summit]

Of course, we're S tier besties

[deft summit]

He must think of us a lot

[alpine hull]

he falls asleep thinking about us

[azure scarab]

a spot well deserved

[azure scarab]

"support"

[deft summit]

He literally gives S tier support

[frank mason]

Wow just 6 more until 6666 messages

6

6

6

6

And the final one

Proof that Brio's crusade is evil

[alpine hull]

Uhh yea we love you lil bro

Your like the weak little brother we all defend cause you can't defend yourself

[dry helm]

I recommend closing this thread it isn’t very popular and it’s overall not a very good idea

[tulip lance]

If only he watched my video. Maybe I’d be bottom S tier

[obsidian yoke]

all the fragless are also on his list

Brio literally fights anything that moves

[storm prism]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-vader-vader-nuh-uh-i-am-your-father-gif-3856845633168865631

[dull linden]

Suprised juanvanyo aint higher up with his 4 frags

[azure scarab]

Day 96 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[azure scarab]

he hasnt really done anything

[deft summit]

Day 96 of asking Madrona to make Brio a Wormer

[dry helm]

@scenic wind can you show brio your ranged frags

[wintry garden]

I’ve somehow avoided it

[obsidian yoke]

I think you should wave at Brio

that should anger him

[dry helm]

[alpine hull]

I think brio needs a hug from a fragger

[deft summit]

It would be hilarious if a spider wasp egg is what ends Brio's career here

[tulip lance]

I’ve got 5 frags for him to hug

[sacred hare]

day 11 of saying that a pity system would be cool to have

[final bay]

Day 11 of telling all the fragless (and brio especially) to stay fragless without ever getting pity system)

[deft summit]

Everyone except Brio should get a frag

That would immortalize him as an actual Martyr

[final bay]

Another day waiting for Brio to get double drop and immediately switch up on his day1s (the fragless peasants)

[dry helm]

He should get an egg or a sandworm

Maybe even multiple of each

But no frags or phalanxs

[deft summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sounds-like-a-deal-end-game-avengers-robert-downey-jr-chris-evans-gif-10038518312686591098

Brio can mass collect all the bad drops

[tulip lance]

@azure scarab if it makes you feel better. I don’t have any tentacles

[alpine hull]

😻 generous

[tulip lance]

I’m such a sweetheart ❤️

[alpine hull]

Fr us fraggers are so nice and cool

[deft summit]

Maybe some of your luck will rub off and finally kill this crusade

[sharp iron]

surprised you haven't used the weapon mystic cooked up just for brio

[azure scarab]

do not ask for that

[azure scarab]

excellent

i am not a wormer and i will never be one

[glass stone]

I fully support the pity system but I don't think Brio is going to like me for this... (This is the mission kraken)

[deft summit]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-meet-your-destiny-master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-gif-26485579

Your false crusade will die a slow death at the hands of receiving a mid drop

[barren robin]

this is an omen

Brio will get a frag in august next year

[final bay]

Brio will get a frag and switch up on the fragless peasants

That’s just how shallow his hatred is towards the as frag

[barren robin]

his hatred will max out at 255 and increase, then it overflows to 0

[alpine hull]

Brio is a good man who would never betray his comrades

[azure scarab]

Day 97 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[alpine hull]

Please give brio what he wants he's so smart cool and funny 👍

[obsidian yoke]

wait no

[sharp iron]

the crusade is still going strong?

[obsidian yoke]

Brio desires your end

[olive phoenix]

They should just give brio boss drops and make him shut his mouth for peak irony

[north rover]

he's never going to stop

[olive phoenix]

I cannot imagine he'd still be here if he had 3 clads

It's all performative

[azure scarab]

everyone get out

[olive phoenix]

That's how they always are

[tepid isle]

What if I closed this suggestion post brio. What if?

[azure scarab]

nano just delete these freaks i'm tired of these fraggers

[tepid isle]

Oh

[azure scarab]

my home...

[olive phoenix]

"Everyone who takes issue with my behavior must have frags when I don't!"

Peak brainrot

[north rover]

you're right
he has 4 of them
but he's not changing his mind

[azure scarab]

btw i have 4 clads

[olive phoenix]

Screenshot

[forest remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1351634827916611604/1496551873165922444/511B1FEB-3DA7-4EA7-8FCF-0B2651F6B55B.gif?ex=69ea4c0b&is=69e8fa8b&hm=97a60ab5ff7186e41bd26d53a0704cf149ca26120df7fd4ee9deee24091b3ecb&

[tepid isle]

I have 10

[azure scarab]

chum bro stop raining on my parade

i got enough opps already

[olive phoenix]

"Stop calling me on my lies!"

[azure scarab]

i am once again gonna have to boot up the game

[olive phoenix]

You wanna undermine my point you can easily prove it.

[azure scarab]

alright but this is the last time. i already did this with law

no more screenshots after this 1

now leave me in peace

[olive phoenix]

Alright, point conceeded

[dusty mural]

Someone just got a 5th

AS frag that is

[sharp iron]

Anyways

[eternal shale]

damn NM overtook me?

[frank mason]

Because he has no comrades

[frank mason]

tf

[deft summit]

3 ranged and 2 melee, 5 clads, 7 tentacles

Someone is sneaking in extra kibble for the cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-boxing-jump-yeet-gif-22560829

[frank mason]

I am tell you man they are hacking

There is no way

[deft summit]

He is cyber sec

[storm prism]

I keep telling y'all boss drop chances are rigged

[frank mason]

He has to be running in 1 in 100M odds or something

[manic adder]

If he gets 10 AS frags total Madrona should nuke his account

[deft summit]

He's gotten 2 AS frags post BS 2

[deft summit]

They should just do it now

[north rover]

out of how many fights

[frank mason]

Madrona should nuke all of HSC methinks

[manic adder]

You know he has a point

[frank mason]

Cast of villains, that bunch

[manic adder]

I can't argue with logic

[alpine hull]

Whale...

[deft summit]

#DeathToMM?

[obsidian yoke]

this one is specifically death to owl

[sharp iron]

[sacred hare]

day 12 of saying that a pity/anti bad luck system would be pretty cool to have

[alpine hull]

Kill all t14 guilds and make a super t16 guild from the ashes

[dusty mural]

Day 1 of asking Madrona to give Technaz and Joebob an Ironclad

[north rover]

and I thought BNAP had it bad with his

[obsidian yoke]

what do you have bob

[north rover]

click profile

or
0/68 DN
1/66 Kraken
1/23 AS
3/65 AC
0/1 Sandworm

[sharp iron]

Crazy stuff

[wet rivet]

atleast u got a tentacle lol

[obsidian yoke]

And a frag

0/68 is crazy though

[alpine hull]

@azure scarab if I joined MM would u love me more?

[tulip lance]

So alternate ending PWX

[alpine hull]

I mean there's prob someone out there that did the math on the top 100 players and what tier they would get too

17 might actually have been possible

[tulip lance]

Looking back PWX was like the lost city of Atlantis or El Dorado. Sigh

[obsidian yoke]

didnt snaccers try that

[alpine hull]

Prob 😂

[alpine hull]

Fr it's a dead city talked about in legend

[azure scarab]

Your existence offends me

[azure scarab]

Do not join there's only so many S tier opps i can fight at once in the guild

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

Check under your bed tonight

[sharp iron]

my bed doesn't have an underside big enough to fit a person

[azure scarab]

who said i'm a person?

[sharp iron]

[north rover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-gif-26358333

[alpine hull]

Time to message a MM recruiter to be with my best buddy

[final bay]

When is brio gonna become disgusting miserable pitiful wormer

[frank mason]

Someone said MM Recruiter?

[final bay]

Day 3746362272 of asking Brio to become a filthy wormer

[alpine hull]

Are your brios best friend?

[frank mason]

Yes

I mean have you seen the list?

I am on top

[final bay]

True

[alpine hull]

Your so cool

[frank mason]

#1399526006355787847 message

See?

Bestest

[alpine hull]

I'm barely top 5

I need to up my game

You think if I got a 5th frag he would like me more

[azure scarab]

i run MM

you are banned

don't ask the "leaders" they have to publicly deny it

[alpine hull]

Didn't u get moved down?

[azure scarab]

propaganda

designed by those who want me destroyed

[alpine hull]

It's ok tho I support you despite your lack of power

[frank mason]

Certainly. Want to see his last strike score?

[azure scarab]

owl go to bed

[alpine hull]

I saw it

[azure scarab]

[alpine hull]

2 mil isn't bad

[spare heron]

Have mercy he’s fragless still

[alpine hull]

I'm proud of him

[spare heron]

I assume

[azure scarab]

[frank mason]

[alpine hull]

[azure scarab]

i worked hard for that 2m

while fighting the crusade

[alpine hull]

I worked hard for my 7

[azure scarab]

where is the respect i deserve

[spare heron]

I am too.

However I also am entirely indifferent towards the idea of a pity system despite being 20 AS runs in the hole atp..

[alpine hull]

The game saw how hard I worked and gave me a 4th frag as a reqard

[azure scarab]

so you don't stand with me?

[alpine hull]

I stand with brio

[frank mason]

I mean... who does?

[azure scarab]

me myself and I

[sharp iron]

Only 2mil smh. You have fallen

[alpine hull]

I think our weak little friend deserves respect

[azure scarab]

you who fell into big frag has no right to judge me who put you up to it? spartan?

[alpine hull]

Just cause he's a t14 player doesn't mean we should be mean to him that's a very respectable place to be

[sharp iron]

Who do you think

[azure scarab]

[alpine hull]

It was me

[frank mason]

Not even your mother huh

[spare heron]

I sit on the fence like the disgusting fence-sitter I am

[azure scarab]

i'm starting to think there is someone with even more frags behind the scenes manipulating all this

[azure scarab]

you rn

[frank mason]

Alex

[spare heron]

On one hand, my last drop was 1/3/26. on the other, it’s gonna feel amazing if/when I get a drop

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

there is no way Alex is apart of big frag

[sharp iron]

I am merely a spectator in this farce

[frank mason]

You are right. Must have been mattyk

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

that's what @sharp iron says... now look at them

if you don't stand with me then you are against me

there is no middle ground

[sharp iron]

I am in that said middle ground

[alpine hull]

Cats stand above you brio

Big frag will consume all

[sharp iron]

Enjoying this interaction

[alpine hull]

Every interaction with brio is great

[azure scarab]

when the day of retribution arrives you will be shown no mercy

the grand frag redistribution

[sharp iron]

Is there a new op list for may @azure scarab

[frank mason]

It is okay Brio. There are so many F2Ps who can't kill the AS who have no chance of betraying you. They are your most loyal followers

[alpine hull]

There's a new one

[sharp iron]

Where?

[azure scarab]

that's true my temporary allies

[alpine hull]

👍

[azure scarab]

i know they will turn on me soon

[north rover]

#1399526006355787847 message

[azure scarab]

you got demoted

[sharp iron]

?

[azure scarab]

and i think that was a great decision on my part

[alpine hull]

Brio loves me more than u

[sharp iron]

Where’s Wihvur

I don’t see her

[azure scarab]

i spent a while thinking about that. the only good point spartan has ever brought up is she has unconditional immunity

because of a prior agreement

[sharp iron]

Damn the leader of said crusader actually got scared

[azure scarab]

past me really messed up

[sharp iron]

[alpine hull]

If I joined MM would I go up?

[azure scarab]

you are not in the middle ground

[sharp iron]

https://tenor.com/view/toki-onjoji-saki-achiga-senriyama-drink-gif-4066708827600942237

[alpine hull]

Cats sit on fences

[alpine hull]

We will see

😈

[azure scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-yelling-squidward-spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-gif-25989400

no you will not be let in

[alpine hull]

I mean I'm qualified and a 4 fragger

[azure scarab]

i decide who is qualified

[alpine hull]

I'm sure they would love to have me

[azure scarab]

i'm a trusted and valued member of the community they would never go against my wishes

i have the final say

[alpine hull]

It sounds like your a trusted and not very valued member

Mr recruiter man called u a bum

[azure scarab]

that guy just got fired right now

his career is over

[alpine hull]

So what I'm hearing is you have a new slot in MM 🫃

[obsidian yoke]

if MM leadership can hear us, I think Brio is ideal for DHM

[alpine hull]

As a member of MM would you rather have a 4 fragger or brio

[obsidian yoke]

disclaimer that Im not MM

[alpine hull]

😭

Could have fooled me

[obsidian yoke]

Im just an old impostor

[manic adder]

Heck I was added

[frank mason]

Association with Hikari = automatically guilty ofc

[manic adder]

Fair

[obsidian yoke]

VV is a villanous hive of fraggers

[deft summit]

And me/NM

[deft summit]

It's a hive of people with zero or multiple frags

[azure scarab]

you know what you've done

Day 98 of asking Madrona for a pity system

[eternal shale]

Gm brio I think a pity system would be great

[eternal shale]

Purr!

[sharp iron]

[azure scarab]

its not too late to go into the past and kill my former self who offered unconditional immunity

[sharp iron]

[dusty mural]

At least you’re honorering that now so you won’t see me brag again

[shrewd iron]

Can your future self grant me this unconditional immunity?

[manic adder]

You should hate regardless

[dry helm]

@brisk flume he’s still pretending here that he’s fragless

[sacred hare]

day 13 of saying that a pity/anti bad luck system would be cool

[alpine hull]

Day 97 of telling Madrona that brio deserves the world cause he's my bestir

[deft summit]

Day 98 of asking Madrona to have Brio a wormer