#h1-story-discussion | Supergiant Games | Page 130

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:12 AM

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I'm sure someone would typically try

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 9:12 AM

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Plus hippo outfits are pretty pricy

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:13 AM

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even when Steve Irwin himself didn't ever mess with hippos.

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maybe an April Fools event for the game

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replace character portraits

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to something ridiculous

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:14 AM

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happy april fools all characters are bouldy

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:14 AM

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Happy April Fools, everyone's Tisiphone

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 9:14 AM

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It's zagreus wearing clown shoes and the usual walking sound is replaced with honks

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:14 AM

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with all of their facial expressions

restive elk Feb 26, 2020, 9:15 AM

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Happy april fools, but all chaos boons punish you for moving at all

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:15 AM

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Or the first boss is Hades himself

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the second? Hades.

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the third? Hades.

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The Fourth? Than.

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"Your father quit. Impressive Zag."

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Than would then reveal that he can have Hades' physique

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and fight you with a scythe.

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 9:17 AM

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The game is just replaced with secret bowling mini game ft. Bouldy.

plucky spear Feb 26, 2020, 9:17 AM

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He one shots you if he hits you

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 9:17 AM

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bouldy

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:18 AM

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(and the "Welp, Zag is ded" scenario would be "Poor Zagreus, distraught over seeing Thanatos' pout. Forgot that portals exist. Than has never looked so smug."

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Basically Than always wins. Even when he loses.

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Or another idea. Everyone's lines are switched to have British/Australian/American slang

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(to be fair, I'd probably pay extra to have Hades sound like Gordon Ramsay)

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:25 AM

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Bouldy boss

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@coarse stone Your fighting technique is RAAAAAAW!

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:27 AM

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"You cannot escape you DONKEY"

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"Dusa, where is the LAMB SAUCE?"

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:29 AM

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Hades, clapping Zag's head between two pieces of flatbread after Zag loses: WHAT ARE YOU?
Zag: An idiot sandwich.

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:31 AM

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Or the other way around 😛

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Hades: "Thanatos, you can't COOK."

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Than: -_-; "Of course I can't."

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:32 AM

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@signal palm sadly that fic isn't our Zag

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:33 AM

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it's the closest one i could find

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:33 AM

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Also sad: No swearing allowed cuts down on potential Gordon Ramsay shenanigans

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Can't say the effing knucklehead is effing RAW with the right sense of... vigor

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:34 AM

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Could always replace the swears with food items

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The FRESH knucklehead is FEELING RAW 😠

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or just replace the words, can have a bit of fun with that

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:38 AM

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Just bleep half of it

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You know what would be even more on point?

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:39 AM

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Or "MOOO"

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:39 AM

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God of War crossover gags

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BOI

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:40 AM

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I think the sound of a cow just appearing in the middle of a sentence as a censor would be far more humorous than anything

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:41 AM

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MOOOOOrderer?

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 9:42 AM

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"Meg, I think your sister...actually achieved a new level of insanity? Should we get her an award...or a vacation? Or a gift basket?"

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"Do NOT get her anything Zag. Otherwise, we'd all have to MOOOve"

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:51 AM

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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🐮

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tbh what if hades throws lamb sauce at you

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instead of those skulls

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 9:56 AM

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Then he has no right to complain about Zagreus flinging his blood everywhere

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:56 AM

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Everyone asks where's the lamb sauce, no one ever asks how's the lamb sauce :c

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:57 AM

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Demeter's cast

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Symmetra: Turret deployed.

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 9:57 AM

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April Fools: All casts are replaced with cats

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:57 AM

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and then her ult: DONG ZHU BU XU ZOU!

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:57 AM

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I'll do you one better, why's the lamb sauce

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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what about what's the lamb sauce

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zag probably never have ate lamb anyway

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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do shades need to eat

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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Nope!

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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they eat pommys raw

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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But it;s fun to anyway.

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:58 AM

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do they taste?

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is that why eurydice is always cooking?

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:59 AM

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they taste pain for sure

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 9:59 AM

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Probably? Otherwise I'm gonna feel silly having bought those spices.

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 9:59 AM

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petition to let cerberus have a treat

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 9:59 AM

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Eurydice be like 🎤 🌳

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:00 AM

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No burdens she said until her home was flooded with lava

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:00 AM

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RIDDAAAAAAAAAAANCE

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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Ahh seeing gordon ramsay references in two different subservers wonked me for a sec

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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wonk

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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I blame you

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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not my fault

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jfc

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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Why is lamb sauce in discussion and spoilers then

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 AM

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gordon freeman

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:02 AM

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What is the half life of lamb sauce?

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:02 AM

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6th weapon leaked

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its crowbar

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and the new god God of Half Life GabeN

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:02 AM

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Id prefer gravity gun

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:02 AM

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Status curse: Microtransaction

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 AM

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oof

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 AM

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each time your enemy attack it drops 1 obol

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 AM

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wouldn't be the first time they reference a valve property

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 AM

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Super hell mode: each time you die, you're charged $2.50

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:04 AM

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but beating this challenge you will earn the money people have lost

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:04 AM

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Oh snap

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Video games with gambling

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Not Gambling video games

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:04 AM

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hades 2: the dead pool

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:04 AM

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@spiral pond microtransaction status? More like Fortnite since this one started on Epic

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:05 AM

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hades 2.5: dark souls prepare to die edition

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:05 AM

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And no matter what, Gaben takes 3/4 of the money pot

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:05 AM

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@deep spoke valve has been doing microtransaction with their items and they get away from it

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at least epic is not selling $10k skins topkek

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:05 AM

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Yeah, but the Portal ref was because Bastion launched on Steam.

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Actually nah. Aspect of J. Allen Brack

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Zagreus aggressively non-apologizes to enemies

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:06 AM

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also steal their money in the process

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:06 AM

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Status curse downgrades enemies into inferior versions

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That drop more obols

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:06 AM

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what is this devolver stat

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:06 AM

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...wait

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Hades Demake would legitimately be fun.

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No meme needed

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16 bit Hades!

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:07 AM

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imagine april fools supergiant make a ultra graphic intensive Enter the Gungeon

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and then Devolver makes a 16 bit hades

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:07 AM

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Thinky brain

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:07 AM

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Quite the undertaking for aprils fool

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:08 AM

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They could announce it as a joke. Like Warframe and PoE

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:08 AM

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yes it's april's fool

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:08 AM

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No need to actually do it

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But memes

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I will say, given our spritey emotes here

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:08 AM

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Meh memes are overrated

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:09 AM

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I would love to see a 16 Bit Filter for this game

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:09 AM

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But I would love to see everything you described

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:09 AM

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as if this game isnt already hard enough to see LMFAO

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LETS MAKE IT BLURRIER

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:09 AM

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Hyper Light Drift Dash

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:09 AM

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That reminds me I wanted to revisit HLD

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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Imagine mistral dash in 16 bits

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literal smoke grenades

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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guys is it rouge-lite or rogue-like

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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its rogue rogue

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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Rouge Lite would just be a budget version of the bat from Sonic

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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😮

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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those are different things

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:10 AM

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It's the dark souls of sekiros

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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I guess lite has come to mean a free and "lite" version of the main product

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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HydraLite

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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imagine saying sekiro is hard

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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But a lot of people use both terms

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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its probably the easiest from game since ds 2

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:11 AM

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@spiral pond I physically can't play it properly, but I'm meming

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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Who's sekiro and why is he so randy?

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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tbh bloodborne is kinda easy but since its kinda different to normal ds approach

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@lunar ibex cause he kicks robert

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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Objective difficulty doesn't exist

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4head

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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I jest

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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and then his dad too

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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Shrekiro: Ogres Die Twice is the best though

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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all the roberts are down the bridge

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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roguelike has a stricter definition than roguelite, typically meaning literally like the game rogue
lite usually means it borrows some elements like random gen, permadeath, stuff like that. it's also grown to have some form of meta-progression between attempts

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:12 AM

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April fools: Hades, but it's Shrek

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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@deep spoke thouse louses can be shrek

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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Excuse me, but there is difficulty and challenge. residentzag

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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but a lot of grey's arisen from the terms and how much is borrowed. Lots of weird contention there

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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Louts but they're ogres

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Lord Farquaad replaces Theseus

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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personally i find it's pretty ok to keep track of stuff

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the only hard stuff to keep track of at times is your cursor for KB&M

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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@deep spoke i hate you rn

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I sometiems just forgot where am i

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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i lose track of my cursor sometimes among all the explosions

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:13 AM

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with 50 billion light effects

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disco time

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 AM

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especially with shield of chaos and bull rushing through everything

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 AM

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default dance zagreus

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 AM

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And the Flamewheels start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and it's been 6 waves send help...

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 AM

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 AM

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athena solves all your problems

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including flamewheels

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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athena but she is in the tom cruise laughing collage images

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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athena attack into flamewheels actually prevents all flamewheel damage

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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Orpheus, play Despacito

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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makes flamewheel rooms a breeze

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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I'm still longing for the rush of having maxed jury summons and a plus 68% enemy Chaos Curse proc on a Thanatos room

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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Athena needs a nerf

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or the other dashes need a buff

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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athena doesn't need a nerf

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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that was the funniest thing I have ever done in this game and it keeps not repeating

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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@flat shell +69% or it sucks

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 10:15 AM

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IF ONLY

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:16 AM

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it's more like the other gods need a buff

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like poseidon

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:16 AM

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+69% enemies... someone needs to screen it if it happens

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Zagreus: Nice.

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:16 AM

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Id like if they move away from the whole treasure theme

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:16 AM

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eh, poseidon treasure is nice when farming darkness

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i once picked sunken treasure 5 times lmao

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:16 AM

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That should just be its own separate thing

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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what people suggested was adding sunken treasure and ocean's bounty together

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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Thonken treasure

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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He's got a lot of useless boons if you're trying to climb

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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climb?

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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the heat ladder

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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Nah. Most of his boons are fine.

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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I'd like that combo

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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honestly his boons make life in styx a breeze

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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One boon is fine

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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Only issue is that Special has almost 0 knockback on most weapons

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And wave pounding is a trash value

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:17 AM

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get tidal dash + that boon that makes a splash on wall slam

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and you can dash once into enemies

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and they'll pinball themselves to death

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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At like 3-4x value Wave Pounding would be a big pog

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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I really like his wave clearing theme

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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enemies literally pinball themselves to death in styx due to how small the rooms are

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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er room clearing

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It's insanely strong, fast, and pretty reliable against almost everything but bosses

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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eh

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:18 AM

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Poseidon is the beta male

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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and his call is always good

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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once they fix sea storm i might go back to sea storm chiron bow

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it was pretty fun

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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You mean that it doesn't proc every arrow?

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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But if poseidon is beta male then idk what zeus is

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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or does it just not work

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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yes

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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Yeah

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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it doesn't proc every arrow for some reason

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so it's less dps than actually advertised

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:19 AM

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@spiral pond the concept of "beta male" is ridiculous

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Chill its a joke

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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I'm a Sigma Male

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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No one is discriminating each other

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Needed an /s

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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the gods tend to bully poseidon though

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Harness the gravity @lunar ibex

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Because some people actually use those terms unironically 5head

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Then they are the 4head

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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I'm a steins;gate world line myself

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:20 AM

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Why am i taking the L

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Bruv

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:21 AM

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Nah Strong is taking the L, you're a Ligma now @lunar ibex

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:22 AM

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Ligma my poms?

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:22 AM

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BRUH

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Its S post channel guys

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 10:22 AM

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this is slightly devolving into degeneracy

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:22 AM

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Its SPOILER POST CHANNEL

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:22 AM

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Slightly

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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Your're right. It's late, i thought it might fly

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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Spoilers: this chat is cursed

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Inb4 we're all banned

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Bye guys

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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Chaos said I had enough of this

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Curse yall

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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Ive got the egg

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jokes on you

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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Chaos Emerald

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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just make every statement tangentially related to the game

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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They should change it to green in a month

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 10:23 AM

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So to pull this vaguely on topic gain, what storylines are you hoping to come out next patch?

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Persephone

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Persephone be next god

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Anyone like pomegranates?

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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I want chaos to tell us what'll hatch from their egg

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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NO POMEGRANATES!

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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And she has the olant power

flat shell Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Because I REALLY wanna see more of Charon and Hermes' deal, or Nyx and Chaos

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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To kick Hades nuts

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:24 AM

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Spoiler, if you cut them in half and bang the rind with something, all of the seeds fall out

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:25 AM

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Demeter be less salty

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I wonder if reuniting with their only family can be a great ending

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Also restore the seasons

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 10:25 AM

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If you crack the egg open the balance itself will crack

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:26 AM

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If you open the egg chaos will come out and says its free real estate

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:26 AM

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I'd like the ending where Zag finally leaves, finds out his fathers tortured past, convinces all of the gods that Hades is chill, goes back, invites him back, and they all live happily ever after. And the satyrs get hell

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:27 AM

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Multiple ending?

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Woh

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Tbh what if they re recognize chaos again

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:28 AM

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You mean what if chaos re recognizes them

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😮

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:28 AM

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And then chaos said yall gettin cursed

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Cursed Ending

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:28 AM

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Oh god everyone get out

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I would really like if they implement some sort of event or debuff when you get that hades cut scene right before a run

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:29 AM

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Chaos call: Shadow the hedgehog says CHAOS CONTROL

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:29 AM

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The debuff is you play slightly worse because you got sad

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:30 AM

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Jokes on him, I close my eyes and plug my ears

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:30 AM

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Hades asmr

lunar ibex Feb 26, 2020, 10:30 AM

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I do still get sad though...

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Why dad, why

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:32 AM

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Hades cutscene. He used to play dnd with his brothers

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Olympus & Tartarus

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:32 AM

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Adamant Rail Aspect of Shadow the Hedgehog

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:32 AM

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Felis everytime you said something chaos automatically gives me something ultra cursed dusjso

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:33 AM

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@spiral pond to be fair he is voiced by Logan and anyone voiced by Logan is ASMR

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Also

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Exactly according to keikaku

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:35 AM

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Chaos hates me

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Even tho i give up my hp

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Because im a 4head that forgot to equip egg every run because i always switch to skelly tooth at styz

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:36 AM

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🥚

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:37 AM

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Egghead

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:37 AM

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stop using skelly's tooth

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he has bigger bones

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:37 AM

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Im garbage

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:37 AM

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I'm garbage but I rely on the spearpoint instead

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:37 AM

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we're all garbage

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:38 AM

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it's okay

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:38 AM

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We live in a soceity

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:38 AM

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remember, it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:38 AM

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Felis i need to mute you before i fork you up

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:38 AM

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garbage bin there done that

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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No spooning though. I'm just not into you like that...

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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does renaming the hydra not trigger with EM on?

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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It does not

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But it applies TO EM

signal palm Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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That's super lame

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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Salt Inducing Hydra

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 10:40 AM

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so you have to fight Lernie without EM, then you can have EM on and he'll be Lernie forever

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 10:42 AM

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Tfw wiki says relation of archillis with patroclus is complicated

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 11:04 AM

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What if it isn't the real Persephone we meet

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it'd just be a

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persephony

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may have made this joke already but here we go

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 11:12 AM

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You run this joke to the ground

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get off the stage

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 11:24 AM

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Hades and Zagreus greatly disapprove

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 11:36 AM

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You know, I hope Achilles wasn't the one asked to train the dog. Cerberus would never learn how to heel.

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 11:52 AM

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slow clap

spiral pond Feb 26, 2020, 12:37 PM

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Im shooting your kneecaps with Coronacht

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just for the joke alone

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 1:22 PM

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I was once a Shade until I took an arrow to the knee. The Prince kindly apologized for it.

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(Meg disagreed)

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 3:46 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/198553698450800640/682252082304253994/unknown.png my sides

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Holy crap, Bouldy sparkles when you max bond

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Nice

haughty carbon Feb 26, 2020, 4:11 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583419755608801312/682258415279800367/20200226190322_1.jpg What for, Hades?

heady rain Feb 26, 2020, 4:44 PM

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gotta teach your son swear words at some point

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also, you can max bond with bouldy? i'm pretty he has no cap

deep spoke Feb 26, 2020, 6:06 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/198553698450800640/682287341901053953/unknown.png

coarse stone Feb 26, 2020, 6:58 PM

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He stepped on a Teemo Shroom (from LoL)?

ember goblet Feb 26, 2020, 8:20 PM

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maybe

burnt harbor Feb 26, 2020, 10:03 PM

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You know what?

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I'm gonna feel sad when they inevitably phase out the joke ending narrations

pure plaza Feb 26, 2020, 10:14 PM

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I'm a huge fan of the joke endings, really hope they keep it in somehow

thorn compass Feb 26, 2020, 10:36 PM

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maybe a secret passage

dull pond Feb 26, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Has Devs said anything about what they're gonna do for when u kill hades?

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Like will there be a new area?

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Dlc?

thorn compass Feb 26, 2020, 11:21 PM

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just the ending

nova turtle Feb 26, 2020, 11:45 PM

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yeah I've only heard about them adding the ending

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I'm not sure if DLC is supergiants style

umbral grail Feb 26, 2020, 11:53 PM

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Thing is we don’t know what the ending will involve. Could be another zone and boss for all we know.

burnt harbor Feb 27, 2020, 12:00 AM

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Zag finally gets the chance to get absolutely smashed with Dio in one of his parties.

olive field Feb 27, 2020, 12:09 AM

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i heard they were the same person actually 😉

formal ivy Feb 27, 2020, 12:11 AM

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No no no, you've got it wrong, Dio is just Zag's heart

burnt harbor Feb 27, 2020, 12:16 AM

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They are the same person, is just Dio is so drunk he sees double

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 12:27 AM

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Wouldn't it be Orpheus who is drunk then?

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(Drunken Than would actually be...interesting lol)

lunar ibex Feb 27, 2020, 2:04 AM

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I'm sure they'll include them some how

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I thought Than was drunk considering how badly I spank him in the monster killing competition

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 3:01 AM

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I think that's just him being distracted by Zag tbh <:

red saffron Feb 27, 2020, 3:19 AM

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rightfully so

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i spent the last weekend trying to play enough runs to romance than, had to wait till i had chatted enough so i could start giving him ambrosia

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took forever but i can finally romance him now

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 5:14 AM

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I just got the rememberance where hades introduces Meg to Zag; "Mortals become men quickly. This is Megaera. She is here to expedite the process."

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It made me feel really disgusting. So it is cannon that Meg is in the house so that Zag can lose his virginity?

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 5:17 AM

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I thought that was more for training and toughening up purposes, instead of that.

main gulch Feb 27, 2020, 5:18 AM

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To quite literally "whip him into shape"

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:18 AM

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"become a man" doesn't necessarily have to be "become a man by losing your virginity"

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it is in some cultures, of course

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but there's no detail here

main gulch Feb 27, 2020, 5:19 AM

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I think by pointing out mortals become men quickly makes it obvious it's a maturity and age thing

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:19 AM

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obviously maturity

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but maturity how is what people are looking at

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:20 AM

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Could also be an arranged marriage type dealio

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:20 AM

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some consider sex to be an important milestone for "finalizing" maturity

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or for mental/social/whatever growth

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but it could easily just be physical growth

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:21 AM

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Wouldn't he have Achilles for the whole "training" thing though?

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:21 AM

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or mental adulthood without any connotations of sexual maturity

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Megaera's a hardass

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so it could be different kinds of "training"

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(no innuendo meant)

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just actual training

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:22 AM

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From what the hints and conversations were about Meg and Zag, they were pushed together romantically

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I think Hades more or less may have wanted Meg to train him up emotionally

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but also to be his bride

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 5:22 AM

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I wouldn't go to that extreme.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:22 AM

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since I think marriage was a huge milestone for the ancient Greeks

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:23 AM

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not necessarily for gods though

atomic forge Feb 27, 2020, 5:23 AM

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That doesn't sound too far off to me.

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Maybe not to be his bride, but definitely romantically intended.

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 5:23 AM

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It sounds like they became involved when she was supposed to be training him, had a REAL bad breakup, and then stopped interacting. Wouldn't be too far fetched to think Achilies got brought in after since the Meg approach didn't work.

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:23 AM

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we're ascribing mortal human values to very explicitly non-human mindsets

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:23 AM

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I think they broke up when Zag decided to go "Lol cya" to everyone

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Meg took it badly and it became a new Taylor Swift breakup song edition

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Only with an angry Fury

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 5:24 AM

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There's mention of them having a falling out because of some stuff Zagreus said in the past, and that Achilies knows better than to ask about that history.

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Which I took to mean he wasn't around to see or hear the fallout directly.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:25 AM

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Basically their relationship soured when Zag and Hades had a fallout

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and I think he wouldn't want to ask about that history

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because considering that Meg would probably be more likely to glare and whip him for asking

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 5:25 AM

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Yeah, he knows better, but that makes me think he wasn't around to see it happen? If that makes sense.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:26 AM

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Zag would shut that line of questioning down faster than Theseus' hopes for the rebellious shade

main gulch Feb 27, 2020, 5:26 AM

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She could've been training him until achilles died on the surface since he doesn't know about their history

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:26 AM

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i would disagree with that

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it seems like Achilles and Patroclus have been dead for some time

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based on some conversations, I don't think the current war is the one they died in

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:27 AM

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Plus also, Meg is a private person

main gulch Feb 27, 2020, 5:27 AM

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Well Meg and Zag could've fallen out that long ago too I suppose

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:27 AM

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I think Zag would have kept their whole fallout from becoming gossip just to spare her the chaos

main gulch Feb 27, 2020, 5:27 AM

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What the gods and shades consider a long time probably differs

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:27 AM

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oh hell, yeah

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how old is Zagreus, I wonder

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:28 AM

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so it's possible that no one else heard or saw the fallout between them (or it was kept veeeeeeeeeeeery secret)

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But yeah, I think Hades' idea of maturity for Zag just involved him having a romantic relationship (and considering Hades' personality, it's not like Meg or Zag would've had a choice in the matter)

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Basically I think Hades just arranged for Meg and Zag to get married, since that was one of the potential events to herald adulthood. Also echoes his relationship with Persephone in some myths (it being arranged by Zeus).

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 5:37 AM

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I thought in most versions of that myth Hades either "stole"(kidnapped) Persephone or lured her to the Underworld?

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 5:38 AM

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I think there was one where Hades went to Zeus saying that he wanted a bride and Zeus chose Persephone

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 5:59 AM

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I dunno. Kinda almost having been in that situation; it kinda feels that Hades was trying to "make a man" out of Zagreus. As far as training goes; i think it was achilles that has been training zag for a while.

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And i'm pretty sure hades does not want to "marry" him off.

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When he did not marry anyone

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:00 AM

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To be fair, marriage in ancient Greece was basically a man taking upon responsibilities to his new social group (his family)

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:00 AM

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I dunno; maybe im projecting but it felt definitely like hades was trying to force zag to lose his virginity.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:00 AM

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and what has Hades whined about Zag not doing? Being responsible and helping him out with the Underworld's duties.

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:01 AM

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Well; the story line and the character interactions are definitely more westernized

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Than they are ancient greek.

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I mean; we haven't seen zeus become a flameeater and impregnate the entire house of hades yet.

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So that is what I thought too

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 6:02 AM

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the story is very much westernized

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that's perfectly okay

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but the values are 90% modern west

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:02 AM

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Hades does not like his job; and feels obliged to do it. And wishes Zag would help him out like a father would like their son to take over the family business.

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But Zag is like no; i'm gonna go find my mom who abandoned me.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:02 AM

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I don't think Meg would even have reacted the way she did unless it was far MORE than just a duty to deal with

burnt halo Feb 27, 2020, 6:02 AM

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and 10% weird abstract god shenanigans

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:03 AM

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I'm sure Meg was into it.

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But if the king tells you to make a man out of your son; you don't say no.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:04 AM

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and the nuances of relationships are complicated at best. I think that if it was just that as a duty, she would've done it and been done with it.

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:04 AM

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But it could be training as well. Maybe im reading into it. Anyways; that rememberance brought unpleasent memories.

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:04 AM

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but if she was arranged to be in a relationship with him, then she would've gotten emotionally connected to him

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:04 AM

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Probably. She does love zag.

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In one of the 8 forms

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 6:05 AM

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the goal was to make a true man out of Zag by setting him up with someone who would be instrumental at working with him in the Underworld and trying to spur them into a romantic relationship

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Plus it wouldn't really make sense for SGG to avoid implications of squick to not cause any issues and then put an implication like that, seems counterproductive

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Plus, even in Western society, the whole marriage thing tends to be a gamechanger in terms of development. Hades didn't gamble on Zag being more stubborn than Bouldy.

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So it'd explain Meg's reaction to Zag and her relationship sinking faster than the Titanic when it saw Than smiling.

cunning needle Feb 27, 2020, 6:54 AM

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good news, i have successfully held death's hand

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cutscene acquired

coarse stone Feb 27, 2020, 7:00 AM

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Now time to convince Than to wear a fancy tux 😮

strong fiber Feb 27, 2020, 7:19 AM

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Assuming there’s never going to be a level after the hades fight isn’t it a plot whole if zag talks to his mom right after fighting hades while hades has said he’s never made it to the surface?
@nova turtle when does he talk to his mom? I've finished like 50 runs and thats never happened

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 7:53 AM

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He does not?

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 9:08 AM

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He doesn't, it's just a letter.

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 1:19 PM

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I thought Meg and Zag broke up because Zag wants to escape the underworld, but Meg is stuck doing the Fury stuff, and can't leave the underworld.

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:30 PM

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yeah, that was def part of it i think.....even past that, just a bad clash of personality sometimes and the strain of the way hades forced them into a relationship making them resistant to actually , like, work on things, too i think

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like u care abt things more when theyre "yours", and "arranged marriage but ooops we kinda caught feelings anyway" still has hades hanging over their heads when the going gets tough 😔

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 1:32 PM

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When did Meg say it was arranged?

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:33 PM

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i mean theres a rememberance abt like "this is megaera shell make a man out of u" which does leave some vaguery but i always interpreted it as "u are now an adult so settle down in a relationship NOW"

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 1:33 PM

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erm

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At the very worst, if we are interpreting it in the very worst way possible, that would seem to imply sleeping together, not having a relationship?

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The neutral interpretation would be to learn responsibility from Meg, as she's way more responsible than he is

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:35 PM

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i mean, when theres room, why interpret it the VERY worst way, is how i feel lol

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truuu

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 1:35 PM

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Never in my entire life (before this) have I ever heard someone compare "being a man" to "being in a stable relationship

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:36 PM

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i believe a famous movie said it had to do something with being as swift as a roaring river 🤔

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 1:36 PM

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But there's like thousands of bad book/movie tropes, where groups of teenage guys compare "being a man" to "sleeping with a woman"

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:37 PM

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That was actually my first thought on the line, Kam. just that song on loop for the rest of the run

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So seeing all of the relationship interpretations came out of left field for me

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:38 PM

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meg, breaking up with zag: you will NEVER be mysterious as the dark side of the moon
zag: :C

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:39 PM

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okay, but consider

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I'll Make a Man Out of You, but sung by Meg

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the whole thing

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someone convince her VA

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:41 PM

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AAAAHHHHH.... shadehearts

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:41 PM

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...although, in another universe

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it'd be funnier sung by Achilles

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with the Furies being the trio

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and one of them literally just sings MUUUUURDERRRRR for all of it

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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😂 😂

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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actually hold up

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Zero to Hero, but it's in the style of Hymn to Zagreus.

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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:0

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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Including all the fantastical nonsense

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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orpheus sings hercules movie songs.....

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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and Zagreus just complaining in the background, for the entire thing, about how the entire damn thing is made up

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"IT WAS A JOKE, ORPHEUS"

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:42 PM

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Only if Orpheus is lead muse.

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:43 PM

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"FOR THE NTH TIME, I DO NOT DO THE DAMSEL THING"

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:43 PM

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meg singing i wont say im in love.......... :'>

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:43 PM

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you know, I used to write a looot of Disney song parodies

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all Warframe related, but I wonder

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if I find my... muse (heh) again, I could try my hand at some Hades filk lyrics

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:43 PM

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...Honestly, the worst part of this is thinking about Hades-Hades acting like the one from Hercules.

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:44 PM

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...yes

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who's Pain and Panic though

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Skelly and Skelly, switching costumes.

runic terrace Feb 27, 2020, 1:46 PM

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hades: [HEAD GOES ON FIRE] alright im cool im cool

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:48 PM

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that's it

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that's his second phase

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hades, but his head is on fire

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 1:48 PM

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And his beard

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:48 PM

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on that note

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:48 PM

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Is that what ignites his cape...?

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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I find it HILARIOUS that his beard is, well, shaped like the insignia of the House

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or vice versa

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their entire logo is just his facial hair

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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He can combust his hair at will so ye

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Thats whar happens to the cape

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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Does anyone else laugh their ass off when they consider that fact

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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Actually, why on earth do his and Zagreus' feet make fire? Like, now that we're talking about Hades and fire stuff?

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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Zagreus is fast, you know?

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He's quite the

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:49 PM

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Is that some myth I'm missing or is it just There

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 1:50 PM

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hot foot

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ajfingerguns

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:50 PM

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If iit was Zagreus alone fine I could accept it (nice btw)

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But Hades gets it, too

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 1:50 PM

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Maybe to signify they're part of the world beneath the earth's crust?

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Mantle = lava

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Also hell

flat shell Feb 27, 2020, 1:55 PM

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Maybe but it is a pretty striking feature that... isn't even talked about in game at all. I remember going "OH he can do it, too!" during the final boss fight when I used the footprints as a tell for where he was going to appear, but there wasn't anything about it in-game.

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 2:08 PM

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Zag’s feet leave a fire trail to help players keep track of him. It’s the same reason many fast-paced games give characters a long Cape, scarf, or hair, to trail behind the character

nova turtle Feb 27, 2020, 3:22 PM

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when does he talk to his (zagerus) mom? I've finished like 50 runs and thats never happened

@strong fiber I’m not sayin’ there’s a scene yet of zagerus talking to his mother. I’m just saying that when they add content if zagerus were to be able to talk to his mom right after defeating hades it could create a plot hole. Because hades has mentioned he tried to escape to find persephone himself and gave up. Knowing that hades could himself go to that next level yet never found persephone, while zag did would be a plot hole

halcyon nacelle Feb 27, 2020, 3:45 PM

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not a plot hole if Persephone did something to not let Hades find her, but allowed Zag to

nova turtle Feb 27, 2020, 4:21 PM

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Yeah that's why I said it's a possible plot hole

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 6:36 PM

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Wait! When does Hades say he went to look for her?

native marlin Feb 27, 2020, 6:39 PM

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he never does, but he did try to escape the underworld

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 6:39 PM

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I think for lore reasons, he can't leave the underworld

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It sounds believable that he might try to escape this restriction, to look for her, but failing because he's stuck there

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 6:42 PM

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Yea it does.

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Not normal interaction, but during banter in the final fight

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something something Zag said about Hades not trying to or not knowing something about the way out

sharp axle Feb 27, 2020, 6:42 PM

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(Disclaimer: in traditional Greek mythology, he could technically leave the underworld, but this is a different interpretation)

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 6:43 PM

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Hades said Zag's an idiot.

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Sounds like Hades tried

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but got brutally killed by the narrator

pure plaza Feb 27, 2020, 6:45 PM

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Sounds like the Final FINAL boss is the Narrator!

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 6:48 PM

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Secret super boss dream sequence where Zag dreamt he died, got back to the house, and found everyone fighting a 20x scaled version of the Poet bust going full disco mode and blast laser everywhere like stage 2 Hades.

heady rain Feb 27, 2020, 6:51 PM

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he says that as a pre-run dialogue

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i don't recall him saying that in fight

strong fiber Feb 27, 2020, 6:54 PM

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what exactly does he say

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now im cutrious

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 7:44 PM

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I don't know if this counts as a spoiler, but I just want to say, facing Theseus and Asterius with Extreme Conditions is the greatest thing I have seen in this game. I had Asterius as the mini boss so I was expecting... something similar. I lost two DDs with an admittedly terrible build, but I can't help but blame my attention loss while watching a machine gun armed super chariot with theseus taunting me maniacally.

nova turtle Feb 27, 2020, 7:45 PM

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I remember in the house of hades him sayin’ that if he couldn’t make out of the underworld, you can’t

wicked pier Feb 27, 2020, 7:50 PM

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Well you got a rail? He got even better.

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 7:52 PM

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i haven't seen theseus pull that out yet but i am imagining something both terrifying and amazing i cant wait

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 7:53 PM

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And hilarious

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 7:54 PM

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im just imagining theseus Finally Having Enough

nova turtle Feb 27, 2020, 7:55 PM

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It’s with extreme measures maxed to have gatling gun thesus

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 7:59 PM

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Max out forced overtime so that Asterius can finally fly into space with his spin attack

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 8:00 PM

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Isnt underworld customs the boon loss one?

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I dont remember all the names well

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I thought extreme measures added stuff to the bosses

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 8:01 PM

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yea extreme measures buff the bosses

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underworld customs forces you to sell something in the breakroom between biomes

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 8:01 PM

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And now I want to face it with the adamant rail. I was spear.

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maybe I wont laugh as hard and die as much

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 8:04 PM

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Theseus falling on his face when the chariot breaks is funny though

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Good thing he's dead otherwise his face would be on the arena's floor taking up space from his ego

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 8:06 PM

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Oh man, I gotta do extreme measures there again.

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Also, speaking of the arena, I would LOVE it if more of the arena turns red the more arena wins you have

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start with none, get the one dude (aka best shade ever), then every win adds another one or two. Every loss at arena takes one or two away

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it would be awesome. And have theseus comment on it at certain thresholds

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 8:12 PM

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Theseus: "How dare you fiend, turning my own arena into your playground. I shall see to it that your wretched visage be scoured from this sacred place. Asterius, are you ready?"
Asterius: Picks up Theseus riding his gold-plated murder shopping cart and throws them at Zagreus.

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 8:13 PM

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Btw, what is theseus saying when he gets chucked? I always am zipping around to read the subs

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is it BULLHORN! ?

fiery flower Feb 27, 2020, 8:13 PM

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Bullhorn?

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 8:13 PM

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cuz thats amazing

hollow charm Feb 27, 2020, 8:16 PM

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it took me a while to realise asterius was lobbing theseus at you

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i just thought theseus was teleporting or did a charge

errant mango Feb 27, 2020, 8:57 PM

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I have to thank you for the mental image of Asterius swinging Theseus' chariot like a battleaxe while he's shooting. It's probably not going to happen BUT I WISH

atomic forge Feb 27, 2020, 8:58 PM

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Asterius using the spin attack with one of the gatling gun barrels as the shaft of his weapon.

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If he uses the spin attack too many times in one life Theseus throws up.

deep spoke Feb 27, 2020, 9:00 PM

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Yeet

burnt harbor Feb 27, 2020, 9:02 PM

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I got the butterfly ball five times in a row :v

nova turtle Feb 27, 2020, 9:08 PM

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I’ll pray for you

stoic pond Feb 27, 2020, 9:37 PM

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May I add on to this that Theseus maniacal laughter when using the gun on his chariot is the best thing...?
(as well as the satisfaction of destroying said chariot and having him eat dust.)

halcyon raptor Feb 27, 2020, 10:20 PM

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how do you unlock the different weapon aspects? I've only got the spear one so far

lusty barn Feb 27, 2020, 10:27 PM

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Thats all there is Springfart

halcyon raptor Feb 27, 2020, 10:30 PM

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oooh really

tame bronze Feb 27, 2020, 10:30 PM

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Man time flies

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13 days till next update right?

hazy grove Feb 28, 2020, 12:28 AM

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Feels like yesterday we were all ooh-ing over Icy Grandma.

tame bronze Feb 28, 2020, 12:46 AM

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Ikr

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About two weeks time who knows what the update will hold

burnt harbor Feb 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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TFW there is a leap year

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Just to make one suffer

coarse stone Feb 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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Yesterday, Icy Grandma, today, shiny new pokey stick to use on Bad Dad

spring remnant Feb 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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I put 100 hours in this game only to find out that I got FRIEND ZONED BY DUSA hobbWeird I want my 100 hours back

lusty barn Feb 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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I mean, would you go against Nyx?

nova barn Feb 28, 2020, 3:05 AM

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So anyone else thinking that Zagreus is reaching the surface in the middle of the Peloponnesian War?

fiery flower Feb 28, 2020, 4:17 AM

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I think the "war" is actually just a war for resource since the long winter depleted just about all the foodstock.

coarse stone Feb 28, 2020, 4:22 AM

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Yeah, it'd also make sense because of Thanatos getting work

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When he's the god of peaceful deaths

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(War deaths would not be his domain. Too violent.)

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So people are probably being doomed by the cold (hypothermia) and the fact that food doesn't grow anymore :x #LetsBlameDemeter

red saffron Feb 28, 2020, 4:58 AM

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im not gonna lie, the way the game describes the weapons as like borderline sentient and destined to kill stuff is like a bit sus (the codex describes exagryph as "possessed with an eternal hunger to destroy")

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it feels like after zagreus canonically leaves hades his weapons will get out into the world and, yknow, kill stuff

coarse stone Feb 28, 2020, 4:58 AM

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Sounds like Soul Edge tbh

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and it's hard to destroy things without legs

red saffron Feb 28, 2020, 4:59 AM

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bold statement right there

coarse stone Feb 28, 2020, 4:59 AM

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Unless they can change their shape at will to actually be more mobile, they'd require someone getting their hands on them in order to actually do damage 😛

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GL finding someone who can use a rail gun in ancient Greece...or until the industrial era lol

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(well, aside from Zag. He's a bit of an oddity)

red saffron Feb 28, 2020, 5:10 AM

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idk where ur getting the idea that the weapons will like kill stuff on their own from but a sword with legs sounds like a great idea that this game really needs

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can we just replace zagreus' model with the weapon itself but with legs

spiral pond Feb 28, 2020, 5:41 AM

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Stygius sword Aspect of Zagreus +, the weapon is now a t-pose zagreus and is being held by stygius which has limbs

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the most cursed weapon in this game

coarse stone Feb 28, 2020, 6:16 AM

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Call it "Insane Mode" too

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because Hades declares that his son finally drove him insane 😛

primal cipher Feb 28, 2020, 6:44 AM

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I really want to try hell mode but I'm saving it for 1.0 :/ is that dumb? Should I just do it? I'm just afraid of getting burnt out

lunar ibex Feb 28, 2020, 8:03 AM

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I'd recommend saving it

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Maybe even take a break for a bit so that you can come back to fresh content and a fresh take on the game

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I would like to do that but Im helplessly addicted

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Now im grinding out everything on hell mode

heady rain Feb 28, 2020, 8:52 AM

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hell mode isn't honestly that much different, you're just forced to up the heat and have no mercy i-frames

lunar ibex Feb 28, 2020, 9:39 AM

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Yeah but it still gives you a new sense of purpose

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I think it also forces you to go at the current heat or above with any given weapon

deep spoke Feb 28, 2020, 9:41 AM

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I like my suffering moderate.

lunar ibex Feb 28, 2020, 10:01 AM

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medium rare

deep spoke Feb 28, 2020, 10:01 AM

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RAAAAAAAW

heady rain Feb 28, 2020, 10:03 AM

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i mean i literally did the same thing on my normal playthrough

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(and admittedly i want to grind finish my first save file and just be done with it for now)

lunar ibex Feb 28, 2020, 10:11 AM

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The last thing I have to do is get 32 on every weapon. I tried higher than 32 and it becomes more stressful than fun

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I can't wait for when someone gets a win on 50 heat in hell mode

fiery flower Feb 28, 2020, 4:56 PM

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thanthink
Hades, but all enemy attack sound cue are replaced with Theseus' maniacal laugh at maxxed EM.

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Speed up and slowdown accordingly.

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Numbskulls would have a high pitched short laugh.

hollow mortar Feb 28, 2020, 5:13 PM

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Dusa’s squeals for enemy attack sounds dusa

spiral pond Feb 28, 2020, 5:50 PM

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the nipple couple

frigid lodge Feb 28, 2020, 5:50 PM

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hades, but skelly and theseus swap places so you can just beat on theseus when you wanna

spiral pond Feb 28, 2020, 5:50 PM

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thanatos and zagreus

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hell yes

marsh grove Feb 29, 2020, 3:17 AM

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Im looking forward to the updates and completion to know what the hell is going on and why grandma froze the world

flat shell Feb 29, 2020, 3:18 AM

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She'll tell you what she's done and why point blank through her nectar-unlocked conversations.

marsh grove Feb 29, 2020, 3:19 AM

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Im busy spending my nectar on meg and dusa, Ill get around to her later then

sacred tulip Feb 29, 2020, 3:36 AM

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I have a question someone here may be able to answer, is there ever a clear indication of what time period it is on the surface? Because I half expect our first experience up there to be nearly being run over by a truck or something, instead of ancient Greece.

marsh grove Feb 29, 2020, 3:42 AM

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Zagreus is secretly an isekai protagonist?

sacred tulip Feb 29, 2020, 3:43 AM

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Only if he gets hit by truck-kun

atomic forge Feb 29, 2020, 3:44 AM

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The card does say Chariot.

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Also: Isekai is barely a genre, much more a setting.

sacred tulip Feb 29, 2020, 3:47 AM

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Also.. technically Zag is totally isekai as soon as he leaves the underworld, since it really just means from another world.

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:19 AM

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Well you DO get run over by a chariot

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But it's still a chariot and not a car; so probably ancient greek times.

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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That reminds me

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What's the deal with there even being chariots

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Pretty old at that; since Demeter is currently throwing her temper tantrum; and that by mythology is the past by ancient greek standarts.

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Are they possessed by the shade of their driver or something

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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They do have drivers.

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Do they really

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lol

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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The shades are tiny balls; you don't see them inside i think

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Alright

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I play a distance away and also have colorblindness so I thought they were just sentient chariots.

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:21 AM

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But the page says they have drivers so shadeeyeroll

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I think the drivers are mentioned only in their page.

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:21 AM

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I was just wondering how they'd be in the afterlife as inanimate objects but having drivers makes more sense

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But!

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How tf does that explain the tiny chariots

wicked pier Feb 29, 2020, 6:21 AM

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I never managed to see them.

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Tiny people have tiny souls?

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 6:22 AM

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wow

hollow mortar Feb 29, 2020, 6:23 AM

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We are talking about a universe with big pink balls and hydras. Logic can go either way 😂

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 7:12 AM

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mentioned about the ball, why cant i deflect the butterfly

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i know it doesnt make sense but i kinda wish it will

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 7:18 AM

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Have you run into Bophades yet?

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 7:19 AM

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No

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I swear to god, if you make that joke I will kick your nut

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 7:19 AM

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lol :^)

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 7:19 AM

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you got got

signal palm Feb 29, 2020, 7:19 AM

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only one?

modern hearth Feb 29, 2020, 7:19 AM

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touche

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 7:20 AM

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i will kick bophades nuts

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so you can ligma

lunar ibex Feb 29, 2020, 9:27 AM

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Bophades jokers can ligma poms

deep spoke Feb 29, 2020, 9:31 AM

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That's a lot of nuts!

lunar ibex Feb 29, 2020, 9:35 AM

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Happy leap year day

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 10:30 AM

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@lunar ibex sugma poseidon watery nuts

torn schooner Feb 29, 2020, 10:31 AM

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Y'all I got a theory

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Persephone gets kidnapped by Hades to be his wife and Persephone's MOM DEMETER gives the earth a winter wonderland makeover until Persephone returns home

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so that means when zag escapes no one knows where Persephone is

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due to it snowing when you escape

spiral pond Feb 29, 2020, 10:39 AM

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Lol we knew it since the beginning

torn schooner Feb 29, 2020, 10:44 AM

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ah I see

tranquil shore Feb 29, 2020, 11:04 AM

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ahem

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So

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I never thought it would happen

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But...

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I got to clap Fury cheeks

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I came here to say that.......and im not sure why
But it had to be said

torn schooner Feb 29, 2020, 11:19 AM

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AND WE. ARE . PROUD!

lunar ibex Feb 29, 2020, 11:36 AM

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I've already suggested it in feedback, but I would kill to have a fish tank for all my friends

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Knucklehead makes me smile every time

hollow charm Feb 29, 2020, 12:06 PM

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or even a fishing log with pics of the fish you caught in the codex or in your room maybe (but thats just the completionist in me wanting that)

storm drift Feb 29, 2020, 12:30 PM

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or unlockable improvements that require catching each fish

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to fill up the bar more, not enough stuff in it

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or more sadly, maybe it can be on the chopping block with knives in it 😦

lunar ibex Feb 29, 2020, 12:41 PM

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Or a fish tank full of knuckleheads that I cant watch for hours on end

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You know, with five dashes and a level 3 epic athena call, i was finding phase 2 hades to be significantly easier than phase 1

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I like how one of the deaths at the end is just that Zag knows you can die a sizable variety of ways

midnight oxide Feb 29, 2020, 2:18 PM

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Are they gonna add more stuff after you beat hades? Like areas that involve how zagreus climbed mount olympus?

lunar ibex Feb 29, 2020, 2:30 PM

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Pretty sure yes

bold niche Feb 29, 2020, 6:31 PM

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I still think, there has to be at least something, after all the renovations in the underworld will be finished.. Maybe not exactly Zag's travel across the overworld, finding his mom, or even saving the world from eternal blizzard.. Maybe just a cutscene, about how he got what he was looking for.. The answers. Something like this.

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..and then got a rock in his head, lost part of his memory and started all over again

hollow mortar Feb 29, 2020, 6:35 PM

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Zagreus: I finally know it all!
Bouldy appears
Zagreus dies
Zagreus: Hypnos, what happened? I don’t remember anything!”
Hypnos: You died again squirtyay

burnt harbor Feb 29, 2020, 7:15 PM

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If you complete all Lounge upgrades before finishing the game there is a special epilogue where all the cast (Except Theseus) go celebrate Zag's reunion with his mom

coarse stone Feb 29, 2020, 7:41 PM

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Except Demeter. Who is arguing with Hades. While Nyx has the "Oh would you two just shut up already?" face.

lusty barn Feb 29, 2020, 8:48 PM

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So there are only 5 companions right now right? Any idea on what the last one will be?

stoic pond Feb 29, 2020, 8:49 PM

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Maybe one from Hypnos?

native marlin Feb 29, 2020, 8:54 PM

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I'd love to have a Hypnos companion

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Though it'd be dope if we could get a Achilles/Patroclus duo companion thing

stoic pond Feb 29, 2020, 8:56 PM

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Ohh I'd love that too. I'd love more with Achilles and Patroclus in general.

atomic forge Feb 29, 2020, 9:01 PM

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Just finished it, for the first time. What a ride! But I can't help sympathize with Lord Himself. Just the way he talks about outside world and olympus, I'm getting underlining narrative that somehow flipped him over, delegated to him underworld unwillingly, making him the prisoner of his own domain and lured Persephone outside. Or is it just me? Almost all Gods are egotistical buffoons, and Hades is just scornfully trying to save Zag from their shenanigans. Why are they so interested in getting him out in the first place?

lunar kiln Feb 29, 2020, 9:02 PM

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bc they think zag will just come join them in olympus and do whatever they do up there

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there is more story beyond just reaching the surface

pseudo escarp Feb 29, 2020, 9:04 PM

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we know demeter is persephone's mother, and she get's her during the summer and hades should get her during the winter.

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or the other way around

hollow charm Feb 29, 2020, 9:05 PM

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Persephone is meant to herald the spring, if i remember rightly

native marlin Feb 29, 2020, 9:05 PM

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@atomic forge if it's your first clear I'd recommend to avoid this channel for a while! There's a lot you can still discover ingame

lunar kiln Feb 29, 2020, 9:05 PM

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except we dont even know if thats actually whats happening yet

pseudo escarp Feb 29, 2020, 9:05 PM

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Guess we'll have to wait

native marlin Feb 29, 2020, 9:05 PM

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we mostly use this channel to discuss different end-game spoilers

lunar kiln Feb 29, 2020, 9:06 PM

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||demeter herself caused the neverending winter bc she believes the mortals took her daughter away from her||

pseudo escarp Feb 29, 2020, 9:07 PM

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True

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I also maxed out on Dusa

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next one i maxed out for now was artimis

indigo cipher Feb 29, 2020, 9:44 PM

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do you get anything other than voice lines for maxing out gods?

winter thicket Feb 29, 2020, 10:01 PM

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technically no, but Demeter has a long-running chain of convos about the Olympians and ||Persephone|| - i still haven't reached the end! - pretty important backstory, imo

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also early access, they might add more content for every god, etc.

hollow mortar Feb 29, 2020, 10:07 PM

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There are still locked hearts in their codex entries dusa

leaden sand Feb 29, 2020, 10:55 PM

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how does one get the gift of song achievement? i think i got everything so far with the orpheus and the harp interactions but nothing yet

hollow mortar Feb 29, 2020, 11:08 PM

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You have to practice after each run until Zag plays melodiously. It will take many times before you get the achievement

maiden coyote Feb 29, 2020, 11:35 PM

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i just beat hades for the first time

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well no

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i just beat hades and then ate lunch

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but I'm still feeling good from it

modern falcon Feb 29, 2020, 11:42 PM

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Another one bites the dust

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tu tu tum tum tum

tranquil shore Mar 1, 2020, 12:02 AM

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Just thought id point out for no particular reason

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Theres a little area up the top right after you beat the game, where it will tell you what disciple you got (eg: Disciple of Hermes, Scion of Chaos, etc...) basically saying you got most of their boons.

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This can change depending on the run, or at least it said "The Big Five Oh" after my 50th completion

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I now wonder what 100 would be

leaden sand Mar 1, 2020, 12:08 AM

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well its medodious now and ive had about 2-3 interactions with orpheus in regards to it

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but the achievement hadnt gotten through yet

nova turtle Mar 1, 2020, 12:37 AM

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how do I unlock dusa quest?

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 12:53 AM

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Have you gifted her enough Nectar?

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If you have, then her favor is "to complete a minimum of 12 Lounge-focused renovations, which must include at least one rug for the area as well as cleaning up Cerberus's fur and the scratches he left in the floor".

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I'm unsure if there's like a cutscene trigger for it or not like Meg had, I haven't done it yet myself.

nova turtle Mar 1, 2020, 1:06 AM

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Yeah I literally sent that because I thought it should happen soonish and then my next talk with dusa addressed exactly that and I unlocked the right to gift her further finally
Thanks though

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 1:20 AM

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Right on

severe cradle Mar 1, 2020, 2:54 AM

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Beat hades for the first time. Couldn't help but laugh out loud when the narrator said "Let's just pretend for now that he got absolutely clobbered."

pseudo escarp Mar 1, 2020, 3:44 AM

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he isn't gnna say sike

mighty tinsel Mar 1, 2020, 4:10 AM

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@severe cradle It gets better with each time

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 4:15 AM

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For some reason Meg's favor won't unlock for me. I got her up to the locked heart and the scene where she gets her stuff from Zag's room happened but I've cycled through several times (at least 20) since and she still has yet to show up in the room a second time to give her favor.

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I see her in the House a ton but she just keeps saying something along the lines of "You're the reason I'm even here".

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 5:05 AM

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By talking about it here I willed it into happening

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Ayy

hollow mortar Mar 1, 2020, 6:21 AM

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Yaaay 🌈

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 6:55 AM

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The end death descriptions are awesome. I hope they put in Easter eggs that allude to them or just keep them in

mighty tinsel Mar 1, 2020, 8:42 AM

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There are a handful of voiclines that sadly exist as placeholder for "Oh yeah this is empty for now"

worthy nexus Mar 1, 2020, 9:18 AM

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Anyone got any guesses for what the new weapon might be? We’ve got such a wide range already it’s hard to picture something new. I thought maybe an axe or daggers?

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Though it’s unlikely, I’d love to have a chariot to race Theseus in.

deep spoke Mar 1, 2020, 9:25 AM

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Aspect of Car, lmao

haughty carbon Mar 1, 2020, 9:27 AM

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🚙

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Beep beep

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 9:28 AM

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Aspect of Truck
Every enemy defeated is reincarnated into another world

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 9:31 AM

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what is this diavolo reference

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 10:16 AM

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ok but why is meg in my room monkaS

haughty carbon Mar 1, 2020, 10:17 AM

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to take back the stuff™️

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 10:17 AM

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what stuff monkaS

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i dont remember i took her stuff

modern falcon Mar 1, 2020, 10:36 AM

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it implies you have been spending a lot of time there together in the past

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offcamera

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 10:41 AM

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@worthy nexus Maybe a flail?

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 10:43 AM

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Oh god

worthy nexus Mar 1, 2020, 10:43 AM

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That would be cool. Similar mechanics to a whip without ripping off the furies

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 10:43 AM

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I wonder where that chef gets all of those resources.... Something's off about that one

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 10:55 AM

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A sniper

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wait thats bow

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what if theres a modifier for gun to be one shot for all bullets at once

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 11:08 AM

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Like aspect of shotgun?

modern falcon Mar 1, 2020, 11:39 AM

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i dont think those have been invented yet

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 11:39 AM

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I've had a rocket shotgun before on rail

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 11:59 AM

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you mean the spread shot?

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I mean more of something like just straight up empty the mag and shoot one giant pierce shot at enemy

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basically how to make hestia even more broken 101

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oh wait you cant since hestia will not get the benefit of manual reload

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think this will be more useful on zag or eris

lunar ibex Mar 1, 2020, 12:38 PM

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You get rocket bomb and cluster bomb and it forms a rocket shotgun

nova turtle Mar 1, 2020, 2:46 PM

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I’d like to see another light weapon that allows you to dash out of attacks
While having midrange

Or a slow weapon that hits hard like an axe

modern falcon Mar 1, 2020, 3:35 PM

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i meant the concept of a shotgun in the mortal world above

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but i see how i was confusing there

hollow charm Mar 1, 2020, 3:44 PM

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i finally got theseus into his machine gun chariot and it was every bit as amazing as i thought it'd be

frigid lodge Mar 1, 2020, 3:45 PM

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tomahawks yoshiwoke

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:18 PM

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But yeah Fade, at first he gets on him for being slower in his duties, then full on reprimands him and threatens him (an empty one but one nonetheless) in full view after you max him out. And thus: murder time commenced on my end.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:18 PM

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Threatens him?

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i remembered seeing one convo about him not happy with his productivity

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:18 PM

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He asks him to explain himself and it sounded pretty threatening

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:18 PM

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but hades said "dw about that everyone needs break even gods"

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:18 PM

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then he realized he couldn't do crud so lmao

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:19 PM

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I thought it would have a cutscene similar to meg's

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like before you escape

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Ok so I saw the first one then

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I havent seen the second one

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:20 PM

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Oh! I didn't know that existed, actually, I thought you meant the like. Conversations, not flashbacks?

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:20 PM

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Not flashback, its when you got back

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and then listen between them

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thats the one i know

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:20 PM

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Ah. Then yeah, my information's still accurate.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:20 PM

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but so far ive maxed out all 3 lovers

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:20 PM

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There's another that'll proc later, eventually, at some point.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:21 PM

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wait, so how do you unlock all companions

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so far i got meg

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are all companions complete?

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:21 PM

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If you've maxed Thanatos out, you should've gotten Mort, so you're not quite there yet, then?

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:21 PM

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tbh at one point i thought skelly's prize IS the companion

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im maxed him out but he rarely shows up

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tsundere he is

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 5:21 PM

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you are not maxed if you don't have than's or dusa's

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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I jsut cant give him the ambrosia yet

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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If it has a lock on it, that isn't maxed.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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or even enter my room yet

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Oh ok

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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If it has a timer, it's incomplete.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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I think its timer

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should i wait

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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it's not

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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Nope, it'd be a locked heart for Thanatos, Dusa, and Skelly.

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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the clock means the content has not been added yet

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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im not sure lemme check

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 5:22 PM

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it's definitely a lock if it hasn't progressed

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:23 PM

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Ah ok

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then what about cerber

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i want more doggi pet

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:23 PM

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We don't even know if Cerberus will get one, but you can always pet that pup

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:23 PM

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doooes he has a companion

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Oh he doesnt

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I wish you get three headed puppy of him

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as companion

frigid lodge Mar 1, 2020, 5:24 PM

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i wonder what the plan is for maxing out gods in the future

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:24 PM

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fight them!

frigid lodge Mar 1, 2020, 5:25 PM

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a permanent rarity increase to their boons would make sense but might be a bit unbalanced especially with the mirror limited heat thingy active

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:25 PM

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Okay but i just checked the wiki

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and im disappointed to know that thanatos or meg's companion are not workable on hades

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but why

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sad.

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:25 PM

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He's their BOSS

signal palm Mar 1, 2020, 5:25 PM

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they work for him

modern falcon Mar 1, 2020, 5:25 PM

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his their boss

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hes*

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:26 PM

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I still wanna nuke him

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come on now

frigid lodge Mar 1, 2020, 5:26 PM

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hit him with rock

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:26 PM

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And that'd probably be a step too far beyond what he could, as their boss, be ALLOWED to forgive. Or would be willing to.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:26 PM

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Lol

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but wouldnt he be pissed against sissypuss even more

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:27 PM

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What's he gonna do to Sisyphus, torture him in Tartarus?

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oh no what ever will he do

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:27 PM

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oh wait already did

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bruh

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so shady is the best huh

flat shell Mar 1, 2020, 5:27 PM

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They've all got their place, just depends on what you wanna use them for.

spiral pond Mar 1, 2020, 5:28 PM

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i mean i can already slap hades pretty hard without these toys

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provided im still low heat

shy nimbus Mar 1, 2020, 5:48 PM

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Hey guys, when will be the next update?

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Been a long time I play the game. Have been waiting for that new weapn 😈

drifting citrus Mar 1, 2020, 5:50 PM

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9~ish days i believe?

haughty carbon Mar 1, 2020, 5:56 PM

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yeah in like 9 days

tame bronze Mar 1, 2020, 6:05 PM

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The hype intensifies

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4 more days until Castlevania Season 3 and then a Hades update not too long after. Thank you March.

wicked pier Mar 1, 2020, 7:05 PM

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@shy nimbus you can also check when the next update is scheduled in game; it's on the title screen.

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There is also a roadmap on what they plan on adding.

spring remnant Mar 1, 2020, 8:21 PM

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I neeeeeed that teaser hobbGasm I need to be even more hyped for it

haughty carbon Mar 1, 2020, 8:26 PM

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We may get a trailer for it. Though isn't a promise of new weapon is enough to generate hype?

burnt harbor Mar 1, 2020, 8:38 PM

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Daedalus: Got a new weapon for you, Zag. It's a tank.

Zag: Thank you, mate.

native marlin Mar 1, 2020, 8:39 PM

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macedonian 2.0

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Theseus' chariot is the new weapon

burnt harbor Mar 1, 2020, 8:40 PM

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The new final boss is a recently dead Alexander t Jr at being Alexander plans on conquering the underworld

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That's why Ares and than are so busy the game is set on the Macedonian conquests

glad lion Mar 1, 2020, 8:41 PM

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I had I dream last night that the new weapon was a Chariot lol
It played pretty interestingly lol

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It was one of the mini chariots that Zag stole lol
He used it as a melee weapon and punching with it (it had like a bite attack since they are like cat chariots lol), then you could charge your attack to ride it around gliding and ramming into enemies, its special was its explosion attack in a radius around you
So like shield attack, Poseidon call as charge, and old sword special

exotic copper Mar 1, 2020, 8:44 PM

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oops, wrong chat x0

spring remnant Mar 1, 2020, 8:44 PM

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"new weapon: chariot. No, you don't ride in it, you just pick it up and throw it at bad guys."

glad lion Mar 1, 2020, 8:45 PM

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It was really interesting though LOL
I would have loved for it to be in game

haughty carbon Mar 1, 2020, 8:45 PM

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"Afterwards it explodes and doesn't return. Have fun with that dash/cast only run"

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 8:45 PM

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LOL

spring remnant Mar 1, 2020, 8:46 PM

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then it turns out the weapon was just fisticuffs the whole time hobbPega

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actually some sort of boxing gloves-type weapon would be interesting hobbLUL but I'm hoping for 1 more ranged

modern hearth Mar 1, 2020, 8:47 PM

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I would love a punching weapon

glad lion Mar 1, 2020, 8:47 PM

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I really like the torch idea people had

burnt harbor Mar 1, 2020, 8:56 PM

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Jokes on us, theya re already used to the heat in Tartarus

radiant harbor Mar 1, 2020, 9:03 PM

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Hey does anyone know how to get the Defiance boon from Chaos? I have every other prophecy and every other boon but it never comes up for me

worthy nexus Mar 1, 2020, 9:06 PM

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It just showed for me one time out of nowhere lol. I think you need at least one other Chaos boon to unlock it. But I’ve only ever seen it once

glad lion Mar 1, 2020, 9:06 PM

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I believe its random? That or you need to already have 1 other Chaos boon? Either way its really rare, I've only seen it once since the update

radiant harbor Mar 1, 2020, 9:07 PM

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Do you have to have already used a death defiance? I don't even know what it does, I keep standing in lava so I can come with none left

glad lion Mar 1, 2020, 9:08 PM

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It gives you an extra death defiance, you don't need to have used one already

native marlin Mar 1, 2020, 9:08 PM

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it gives you an extra death defiance slot AND a death defiance iirc

radiant harbor Mar 1, 2020, 9:09 PM

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Alright, cool I'll stop standing in lava

drifting citrus Mar 1, 2020, 9:29 PM

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you just need already have a chaos boon beforehand, it’s really rare

native marlin Mar 1, 2020, 9:31 PM

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I thought that both Chaos & Hermes Legendary boons worked like the rest of the Gods (Tier 1 > Tier 2 > Legendary) but since they didn't have tiers they were bound to show up on the third boon

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~~I was completely wrong though~~

stoic pond Mar 1, 2020, 9:45 PM

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huh... I actually have seen it a bunch of times.... not as often as the others.. but like.. 5+ for sure... And not always taken it.
(Because sometimes what it required was not really worth it... despite having another DD being really great. If it's going to make you lose DD's the question is if you're not better off without htat one extra one.)

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Then again for a good while I always used the cosmic egg at the beginning and always took any lights of ixion I could find and always enter chaos gates.

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 12:05 AM

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so i was reading up on heracles's mythos out of curiosity, and according to it he once wrestled with thanatos on behalf of a prince admetus, and let me tell you it gave me a very amusing mental image...

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 12:21 AM

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"By hiding beside the grave of Alcestis, Heracles was able to surprise Death when he came to collect her, and by squeezing him tight until he relented, was able to persuade Death to return Alcestis to her husband."

thanatos got bearhugged by heracles that one time

hollow mortar Mar 2, 2020, 1:27 AM

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Luna is oh-so-lucky dusa

tame bronze Mar 2, 2020, 2:03 AM

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Poor Than can't catch a break

marble prawn Mar 2, 2020, 3:16 AM

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Cant tell if I'm impatient or if I'm doing something wrong shadeembarassed

How many renovations do I have to do until I can complete Dusa's favour? And I've yet to get either of the scenes for Meg/Thanatos to trigger aa

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 3:23 AM

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Poor Than, he probably was not amused with Heracles. Probably wanted to teach him about personal space.

signal palm Mar 2, 2020, 3:32 AM

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you need 12(?) lounge things, which includes a rug and the cerberus cleaning stuff iirc @marble prawn

marble prawn Mar 2, 2020, 3:33 AM

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Oh, alright thanks!

lunar ibex Mar 2, 2020, 4:29 AM

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When you first fought dad, right as you walk in and he’s facing away, did anyone else think he was already facing you and just had a weird jucked up face? The back of his head is bizarre looking

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 4:50 AM

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Like always. I am trying to understand what kind of helmet he is wearing

lunar ibex Mar 2, 2020, 5:04 AM

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I thought it was a very awkward haircut along with very bizarre skin rolls

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 5:21 AM

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I mean it's the man that formed his bear into sign of the house

worthy nexus Mar 2, 2020, 10:49 AM

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Oh boy. I finally got Than and Zag together. After chasing him around and giving him presents for eternity, he finally shows up in Zag's bedroom and I haven't been this happy since the first time I thrashed Theseus.

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 10:51 AM

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Congrats!

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Now Than will look more smug at zag than ever before.

restive elk Mar 2, 2020, 12:00 PM

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One moment you love it, and the next your hard earned centaur heart is casually dropped in the lava.

stoic pond Mar 2, 2020, 3:04 PM

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Wait. Wait. Than can show up in Zags bedroom?
I've given Than all the presents I could ages ago and talked to him and he never did.

flat shell Mar 2, 2020, 3:09 PM

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it can take a while, but yeah, just gotta be patient.

stoic pond Mar 2, 2020, 3:09 PM

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Than was the first whom I maxed....

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 3:09 PM

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eventually Than will show up yeah. it just takes a lot of time to say other stuff, but it's purely due to how rng is set up

stoic pond Mar 2, 2020, 3:10 PM

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I had meg show up already.

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 3:10 PM

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Than is just the least to activate so easily it seems

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a lot of people have trouble getting him show up rng wise.

stoic pond Mar 2, 2020, 3:10 PM

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Ah I hope I'll still get it to happen then and didn't miss out on it for some reason.

flat shell Mar 2, 2020, 3:42 PM

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It's impossible to miss once it's unlocked!

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but no, I hear you, the random chance on it feels ROUGH.

prime ravine Mar 2, 2020, 3:44 PM

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I had Dusa ask me to Zags bedroom, and when we went, Meg was there at the same time, and both cutscenes played simultaneously.

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 3:48 PM

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oh my GOD......AWKWARD

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 3:49 PM

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oh-oh

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 3:50 PM

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dusa: meg if youll excuse me im trying to turn down a guy
meg: yeah dont worry ill just be here for moral support and you can hand him over when youre done
zag: one of you needs to leave. this is really really awkward

prime ravine Mar 2, 2020, 3:52 PM

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It was... interesting.

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 3:54 PM

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Dusa: I am here to say no, but I am also here to support meg.
Meg: Yea-Wait how did you know?
Zag: Please leave, I can't handle different news at the same time.

stray frigate Mar 2, 2020, 6:03 PM

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add Than to the mix and Zag might just combust

atomic forge Mar 2, 2020, 6:08 PM

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Imagine Than, Dusa, Meg and also Achilles in your room at the same time, you know something wrong is going on at this point

hollow mortar Mar 2, 2020, 6:08 PM

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Even Achilles?! XD

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 6:18 PM

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oh you all know whats going on....... ;)))).............. group therapy

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grab a seat, we're learning about healthy coping mechanisms

burnt harbor Mar 2, 2020, 6:18 PM

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Achilles is a loyal man who only has eyes for one person

haughty carbon Mar 2, 2020, 6:26 PM

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man the sweet sweet group therapy

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all it costed some ambrosia and friendship power.

atomic forge Mar 2, 2020, 8:39 PM

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Oh yeah, even add Patroclus

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I made some researches tho and apparently these two were lovers in real

worthy nexus Mar 2, 2020, 8:41 PM

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Oh yeah you bet

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Man they actually do need some therapy though

frigid lodge Mar 2, 2020, 10:41 PM

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in the underworld therapy is knocking the stuffing out of each other

modern hearth Mar 2, 2020, 10:52 PM

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Haha just got my 4th streak and Zag was finally rewarded with some fun whip time with Meg. I've been waiting forever for this scene to proc. The ship has once again sailed.

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 10:59 PM

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every time a therapist dies all the house of hades residents just SCRAMBLE to get their services before hades can wave them away to their proper section hfjhfhj

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:02 PM

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Then they had the bright idea to name Thanatos the Underworld Therapist.

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:03 PM

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Im just imagining these shades waiting in queue, making idle chit chat while waiting for their turn, and one shade goes "ah yes i did therapy in life-" and is instantly mobbed

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:03 PM

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incredibly risky move but he'd give it a solid try

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YEAH

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:04 PM

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What they need tho

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Is

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A family counsellor

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:04 PM

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hoooooo boy they do

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:04 PM

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To help with... whatever thorny mess hades and zag's relationship has become

main gulch Mar 2, 2020, 11:04 PM

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"being dead is a real bummer you know"

frigid lodge Mar 2, 2020, 11:05 PM

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zag, nyx and hades made to go on a family outing to an underworld beach to reconnect

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hades tends the barbecue

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:05 PM

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Omg

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Its perfect

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:05 PM

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family counselor: i just think you should practice speaking calmly to your son-
hades: (snaps fingers) you are now a wretch. go kill my miserable son
zag: father thats the fifth one this month

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:06 PM

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Ohgod

frigid lodge Mar 2, 2020, 11:07 PM

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get one of the olympians to mediate on godly skype, hades can't wave them away

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:07 PM

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hades, to the line: are there any of you with a liscense who will inform my awful child that im right about everything, actually,
everyone on line whos a therapist: [nervous murmurs]
hades: need i remind you that theres really no one who can take a dead persons liscence away

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:07 PM

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Family counselor: why don'tyou both be honest with your feelings?
Zag: fine, I'll go first. Father, my honest feelings are... I get a lot of catharsis in beating the stuffing out of you.
Hades: I too enjoy venting my pent up frustrations by maiming you horribly
Family counsellor:

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:08 PM

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ghfchgcghdcghdcghdcghdcghdgh

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:08 PM

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Or Aphrodite as the family counselor

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:08 PM

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family counselor: can we maybe reach a compromise
zag: ...okay. i will try to be a little nicer if youll-
hades: -ill act exactly the same
zag: haha yeah no bye

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:09 PM

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No wait, aphrodite and dio tag-team an attempted mediation

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:09 PM

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ghfcghdhg read that as meditation for a moment

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Aphrodite: Lets hug it out

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Dio: I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGHF OR THIS YET

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:09 PM

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STOP FIGHTING....JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES.....

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DEEP BREATHING

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Dio: i have the perfect solution

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Dio: what if

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Dio: we all get drunk

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Dio: then we'll all be happy, and if we fight, we'll be so black out drunk we won't remember, so no hard feelings!

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Zag: i think we will have to be permanently drunk for that to work
Dio: yeah? So?

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:10 PM

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Aphrodite: We're not all you Dio.

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:10 PM

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zag at individual therapy like
zag: and HERES what my dad did TODAY etc etc
therapist: ....and how did that make you feel
zag: idk what ur talking about ummmmmm uh have a nectar

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ghfghfcgdcghdghdghdgh

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:11 PM

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Or a therapist counselling Dusa

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Ther: How does it make you feel?

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:11 PM

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Zag is the cat skitting around a spider with jts back arched and on its tippy toes when it comes to examining his feelings tbh

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:11 PM

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dusa would make the best use at a therapist tbh ;;w;;

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:11 PM

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Dusa: Honestly, I wish people would stop making a mess in the lounge

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Would it really KILL them to actually clean up after themselves?

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:11 PM

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whos gonna tell zag that giving ur therapists fancy presents is against their rules

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hgfchjfhjfhjfhj

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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What if Hades is Zag's therapist

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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awful

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Therapist: is this a bribe
Zag: yeessssssnnnnnoooo??

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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HJFGJFJH

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Zag: It worked on Meg!

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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zag: y....n.....................okay what do YOU want it to be

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Imagine Zag offering Nectar to Tisiphone

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to "smooth out" their differences

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Hades as the therapist would be

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Awful

coarse stone Mar 2, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Therapist Tisiphone

runic terrace Mar 2, 2020, 11:13 PM

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tisiphone: (drinking) mmmmmMMMMMMMMMM
zag: ..,...is that good

hollow charm Mar 2, 2020, 11:13 PM

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They'd just start attacking each other with the chairs or smth