#h1-story-discussion
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and charon but like that's kinda official to me lol
I just want a new weapon god dammit
lmao
Orpheus, Sisyphus, Charon, and Nyx all have hoods, which implies to me they're all gonna get different art at some point. Charon might not just cause it suits him, but idk, I think I'd personally like to see new art on all of them
which implies to me they're all gonna get different art at some point
Give us a Scythe
Are the robed character portraits final?
No. These are an example of work-in-progress content we’ll update during Early Access.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Kinda want Charons updated art to mostly be a more polished version of what he has right now
It suits him
id love to see a really bald skeleton man
charon does feel like he'd be a really old guy who's kinda just tired of his job
charon is just a messenger imp
oh my gods no he's the old guy in retirement with fat stacks that's how he has the ability to run the shops in the underworld, the guy's effectively the retired underworld mafia
charon "ill break your knees if you dont buy my centaur hearts"
I just got off reading a bunch of "Yeah, I bumped my knee weird and lost $10k to superfluous medical bills" tweets so I hope Charon isn't crooked.
why must thanatos' spawn rate be so low 😭
Charon is the medical insurance industry :kappa:
Still waiting for Tantalus
howdee-do, i took a clip of some thanatos. spoils his keepsake dialogue and his 2nd encounter, just in case anyone wants to do that on their own: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulManlyAntAMPTropPunch
Ugh the first time Than showed up I got real excited over what Than said, thinking they must be lovers for Than to be that salty.
...... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Is another biome a possibility? I mean we already have 4 different ones with only a 0.2 update. So it's positive to assmume that the end product 1.0 will have a tons more, right? 🤔🤭😆
Someone on Reddit has a really cool story suggestion that when Zag made it to the surface, it's already "post-apocalyptic and a blasted frozen over hellscape."
We all know how much Than and Hades love to chat about the on-going war on the surface that kept all Than and the other two Furies busy for a while.
And the snowy battlefield with Hades could be a wink from the dev that Persephone is not really on the surface right now.
So she's either somewhere in a deeper layer of the Underworld, and we have to fight our way back and go even deeper than Thantanos to find her. Oooh, imagine if we have to find and fight the Fates in order to break whatever curses the Underworld-born have!
The roadmap says that styx is the final biome and that the full game structure is in place, so I wouldn’t expect any more, haha
Personally, my theory has been that the snow means that persephone isn’t with demeter, but she isn’t anywhere in the underworld either.
In her letter she said she didn’t want to be in olympus or in the underworld, so maybe she is living her dream on the coast with a little garden
Plot twist, zag makes it all the way out, but realizes that he left the oven on, then you need to fight your way back and when you get back to meg she is just rolling on the floor laughing
i really hope it's eurydice and orpheus's updated picture
Bigger plot twist, dusa already turned the oven off after Zag left @candid bear
Biggest plot twist, hades turned the oven back on
hades is making a cake in there and its actually good but hes not letting anyone else have
Nah, it's obviously red velvet
why is the minotuar/hero fight so hard
Well, it supposed to be. Weapon is also a factor.
Go for mino first or else theseus spams god boon
I always go for Theseus first, because his attacks are a lot harder to ignore than Asterius's
really? i feel like the dash invincibility frames help. i usually pay attn to his spear reticule and make some distance if it pops up
yeah i also always go for asterius first, so i dont have to deal with him charging at me when theseus breaks out the god powers
if i fight asterius on the edges of the room, i find theseus stays mostly in the middle and just throws the spear. and then i can just dodge it
I always kill Theseus first
I learned the hard way back in the beefy update that his bonus speed makes him infuriating to deal with.
Its especially fun (end me) when Aphrodite or Ares is rolled and he has the increased speed on that attack as well
If you've got a super bursty build, I recommend going after Theseus first.
Most of the time he leaves himself wiiide open so you can go all-in and really stack damage on him. It helps he only has the one Impervious moment, unlike Asterius who really kicks it into gear when he hits 25% HP.
Considering I typically play ranged weapons I don't have issues with kiting the Minotaur. My issue is always finding opportunities to damage Theseus and I find it harder when he's faster and alone.
dash behind theseus after he retrieves his spear if you have a melee build
or if you have aegis, you could get ares/dio and rely on DoT with your special
just picked up the game after a 2-month long break
managed to beat the final boss Right before i died on 50 heat
still got it
Question: How does deflect interact with Hades' ray attacks?
I don't think it blocks them, but I could be wrong.
Don't think they can be deflected. Can be blocked though.
K, thanks 🙂
Shield works against those well
Two clears in a row 🙂
In other news - the small chambers in Styx don't count as encounters when it comes to keepsakes, but they're encounters when it comes to items bought from the shop
Not fair, Supergiant, not fair...
Imagine stacking Butterfly on these small rooms.
ez 3-6 for a corridor?
Nah too spicy.
And some attack or cast dmg item and it expiring after 3 small room with 5 enemies all together?
And buying* some....
The poor farmer who’s had to clear the same dead body off his rake several times: ANOTHER ONE???
theres some bonding going on between the poor guy whos only experienced zag dead
and then zag shows up alive and hes like AAH YOU!! I KNOW YOU
Shoot... now I gotta write that fanfic

do it god please the archive is so empty
impossible for there to even be enough zag+random mortal fic in the world
zag + random mortal slow burn
i'd read it
though usually mortal / immortal relationships don't go super great
even if you ignore the entirety of ovid
we cant let zag turn into zeus
zag: i mean if you think about it since we met ive died 40 times and youve died zero so whos the 'immortal' really
My name is a testament to what happens if Zag hangs out with Zeus too much.,
I mean they did say we're probably not getting any new gods at least this year
Could surprise us though I guess
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be him. It is interesting that Artemis should have a boon and not her brother
I am letting certain details lead me to a conclusion, that maybe isn't entirely justified.
It's probably Orpheus' Lyre and another new NPC
That'd be cool. So this would be his character art. I didn't know that we were likely done with God boons this year. That seems pretty reasonable
But the lyre, though
If the silhouette is just one person, then they have at least 3 different hair styles
Same
idk, i'm probably wrong
whoops
It would be cool to see arts for Sisyphus and Orpheus.
i would like that
Who would the third npc be? Charon?
I completely forgot about her
just being a hooded no-faced shade
@viscid adder I'm thinking it might be Eurydice holding Orpheus' lyre
is it freakin possible to beat hades?
||i went through first phase with problems (many actually) and 2nd is like impossible||
it’s very possible! you just need a good build, good timing and experience on your side
oh also, save up the money for death defies from charon’s well
Having Death Defiances and a large pool of health helps
I recommend a Defensive Keepsake for the fight as well. Broken Spearpoint is my favorite for Styx and Hades.
@night quest hoard the coins for Styx, get Athena/Ares duo, all thr DD
also dont forget to 'hide' behind that lil bit of wall on top of screen when he goes "laser disco mode" attack
or just get as far away from him as possible
the further away you are from hades the easier it gets to just run between the lasers
Exit wounds is also a fantastic boon for hades, as you can just hit him with your casts and dodge around till the damage him on the way out.
@oak mango @dense pond @normal talon - given the parental themes, and how sad he is, it could also be Calliope.....
made it to hades a second time! died immediately on hitting phase 2 again. wish I hadn't been using the sword
Why's that?
I get hit a lot more than when I'm using ranged weapons. :P
i know the shield is easy mode but i usually do best with it
i have a lot of fun with the bow and boons that give its special a status effect, too
hello i have some wisdom to share with you all about hermes bc i just had a very smart thought
so we know he
-is intensely competitive and protective of his speed, even going so far as to try "sabotage"
-is really really worried that you dont want to hear from him
-keeps ppl at arms length kinda, keeps things to himself
and i think this means he thinks very little of himself and is trying to preemptively stop others from 'revealing' that anxiety-self thats not good enough etc etc
so his thinking is
moving too quickly, jumping to conclusions, all fast things to do
its a gimmick sandwich i LOVE it
ya quick boi needs some love
poor guy
That poor guy is shady as well. I am curious at what the writers are hinting when you accidentally reveal to Charon that Hermes doesn't let any Olympians know that they are in business together, and Charon got really pissed!
Like, that's the only time where Charon actually has more than one-word emotion, so that bit always aticks out in my mind.
I thought that was just Charon warning you to keep their secret
yeah, theyre close enough friends they stick up for each other....still shady! but also anxious.
good point 
zag: -just seems a lil bit too solid
olympian: so, good?
zag: no, suspicious??
@shy nimbus please don't shorten words to get around the proxy censor!
Oh, I'm so sorry! 🤦♂️🤦♂️ big bad habit dies hard.
Proxy sensor?
Proxy is a bot who automatically deletes curses
So who do you guys think is being added?
I think its two people personally
both muses
Which two, do you think?
Thalia and Melpomene
if it is two people
if its one person then it can be a lot of them since most are seen with lyres
Automatically deletes curses? But Ares is my favorite build!
Oh my goood new song by AShley !!!!!!
OMG!!! Is she Eurydice?
SHE IS SHE IS SHE IS
HEY IS ORPHEUS BASED ON ROBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE BECAUSE WOW
new weapon?
"Unlock almighty hidden weapon aspects" - hmm I guess that's just a modified version of the sword?
modified enchanted versions of the other weapons
I'm not sure if I should post it here or #hades-feedback, but the trailer image for the new update https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/456894163292520448/631203094998417418/Hades_MajorUpdate_Oct19_B.jpg contains ||an image of skelly's statue||. Perhaps this can be seen as a possible spoiler?
Zzt It's been in the game for a while and has no real context in this image so we weren't too worried about it in this case, though it's something we're sensitive to. Revealing our new characters like this fundamentally spoils aspects of it in some respects.
can someone tell me what the new character does?
Y’all I just came across Eurydice in Asphodel, and Ashley’s song? 😗👌
Eurydice is an encounterable NPC in Asphodel similar to Sisyphus in Tartarus and Patroclus in Elysium
so shes friendly?
Yes
escape attempt=getting to Hades? not defeating Hades?
What are diamonds used for?
wow, I just love the alternate forms the weapons can take now
Eurydice is Asphodels Sisyphus/Patroclus
@cedar grove Looks like they’re for purchasing house cosmetics just like the gemstones, but for actually functional stuff
I just got the music stand!!
Fighting all 3 fury sisters at once is amazing o r o
im loving all the pact changes so far
and the new options are so cool
Zeus shield is a blessing and feels so op and gross to use i love it LOL
i NEVER used the shield special and now i can throw it in with my dashing wallop and wall slam spam to ruin everyones day
the level of control you have of it as well is amazing being able to throw it out and leave it spinning then call it back to trail behind you or tear through enemies to get to you
"Can you get his autograph next time?" "No!" ilu Hypnos never change
I would like to formally thank Supergiant for adding to its roster of beautiful tree people.
can i remove an upgrade on a weapon ?
like a hammer upgrade or an Aspect?
aspect
yeah, if you select the Zagreus aspect it will be the "default" weapon
thanks bro 🙂
@tidal sand the new keys are used in weapon upgrades and unlocking other weapon forms
They're also used to unlock the last three Mirror items if you don't already have them
So two questions: you cant have multiple aspects equipped on a weapon at the same time? And someone said something about fighting all 3 sisters?
Yeah, you can add 2 more sisters at the first boss fight. It's a new pact of purnishment deal
Correct, you can only have one Aspect active at a time
does anyone know what diamonds do?
You can use them to purchase things from the Contractor, as well as use them to barter with the Wretched Broker
Do we know who's providing Eurydice's speaking voice?
If I wasn't mid run I'd check, but it's listed in the credits from the main menu
Francesca Hogan for Eurydice
thank you!
I'm confused. I didn't find Eurydice. did i miss something?
You don't always find Sisyphus or Patroclus, my guess is it's random
ya, i figured. that sucks, i only had time to play one game, and i wanted to check out the new npc and keepsake. o well. there is always tommorow. Thank you.
10000 gems for East Wing Fountain
Gonna be a lot of grinding to finish renovating the House
Might be a tad too much imo
Unless they introduce +%gemstone boons/mechanics
no wonder Asphodel looks so good now!!!! A woman moved in and did soem serious decorating
now it just needs moar explanation of why meadows turned into lava.....
So what do you have to do to unlock weapon aspects and the new pact of punishment?
Clear the game at least once
Yes
dang thats gonna be a while for me lmao
Ah yikes o.o
Thanks lmao
still have yet to see him with all his nerfs yet though so maybe I stand a chance now
I've actually been able to get to the second half of the final boss already, so if I just get better upgrades I should be able to do it
When in doubt, abuse bull rush to get your through the game. Blocking is a powerful move
Lol thanks for the tip
ive gotten him to his second phase before the update but could never beat him :p
The new Hydra fight is so much harder LOL
I mean i prefer its old second ranged attack to its unpredictable new one, but besides that i cant tell the difference
with the pact there is a new arena, and some other small changes
they removed the hydra's tell, i'm so
my jimmies are rustled
that boss is gonna take even longer now 😩
is there some precondition you need to meet to see eurydice? haven't seen her once since it dropped
One thing i do love is that you can make the heat meter cry if you heat it up too much
I'm not sure if the caps for each things go up as you get new heat high scores, but when i first came across the new pact, things were... interesting
as in a lot of options far exceeded the current caps for heat (at least for me), so i filled the rest up as much as i could to see what happened
hard labour +750%
lasting consequences -100%
convenience fee 500%
jury summons +60%
extreme measures 2
calisthenics program +150%
middle management +2
underworld customs -1
snake oil 1
forced overtime +100%
heightened security +800%
budget cuts 500
damage control 2
no choice -2
tight deadline 6:00
would have just chucked the screenshot but it looks like pictures are no bueno in this part of the discord, and i'm unsure if a screenshot of the pact of punishment would count as spoilers at this point
total of 43 heat btw
You can post a link to the image. Most people here use imgur for it
@stark tulip No precondition that I'm aware of, just luck in Asphodel
oh nice
some of those numbers are a tad high
imagine facing hades with +750% damage
Yowch
thats one word for it
800% trap damage as well
quite possibly the only thing that does not terrify me in this screenshot is the poor lil heat gauge
I love the caption on the heat gauge
The best part is that it starts questioning you, telling you its hot enough, until you get that single caption
to be fair, the heat gauge would not be the only thing crying after a run like that
Yeah jxnxjsj
so for the weapon aspects
do you have to beat it once with any weapon and it just unlocks it for all of them or do you have to do it for each weapon?
i believe so

See, i beat hades twice this afternoon with the rail, and got a couple of super keys along the way
i put one of them into getting extra ammo for the rail and then turned around and got me an alternate shield
so the keys are not restricted to the weapon you unlocked them with so far as i can tell
Yeah, it's just one unlock requirement for all weapons
Chtonic keys can be used anywhere once you got them yes
I'm not sure if that's ultimately the best way to go about it, but I suppose it makes it accessible in case you have a hard time with one weapon but are good with another, you can still play with the other aspects instead of having to unlock each weapon
okay cool thanks
Did 5 runs. Sadly, only got Eurydice on the first one. I love how she just makes you a nice meal.
New song is also, as always from Supergiant, beautiful.
oh apparently you dont have to beat hades for the aspects to unlock
you should need to
you need heat in order to complete bounties, and you can only get heat through the pact of punishment, and you can only unlock the pact of punishment after beating the game once
You can complete all "first level" bounties at zero heat per weapon
oh maybe that explains it cause ive been playing since the game came out and before the final boss was added
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I also just realized that I was saying you had to beat the game to get aspects, but I must be tired or something and thinking of the Pact. I believe aspects unlock once you have all 5 weapons
Extreme measures is quite underwhelming I'd say
It's just free heat
If that was the one that spawns Meg with friends 😄
That would be the real "Awaken, my Furies" moment.
the "you made the heat gauge cry" thing reminds me of the overkill messages in transistor
"you are mean"
Actually... Where does all that heat go? Into Zag's Legs? Can he incinerate himself that way? Can you even play with 43 heat without dying in 6 minutes?
@bleak osprey Thinking, that some one got paid to make something straight cursed as your profile picture fills me with mixed emotions.
its element of the Orpheus 😄
That is a good meme face. But. If some one will slide that under the toilet door at 2 am, I will have a breakdown.
take a look at him harp
I KNOW
BUT SOME ONE MADE THAT THING
IS IT A TORTURED SOUL MADE INTO AN INSTRUMENT?
Does Hades' pulse no longer break the vases he spawns?
Or does death insurance on the pact make it such that they dont break
I havent played for a bit but last I recall, after summoning vases his next action is usually sending out a green pulse that causes vases to break
I want to play more Hadeeeeees but I have things to doooo rn 😭
Did you run away from him or stayed near?
I believe it was near (It was on a stream fyi)
Was surprised when I saw the pulse not break the vases
So he did a pulse, and nothing broke?
Yeah
Because then i fought him I was hugging him so he never did one. >_>
Sounds like a F10 then.
I was thinking death insurance pact might have something to do with it so I wanted to check
That vase is an object, not an enemy I think it shouldn't...
Hi what does eurydice do
Sings, chats, gives you a mid-run gift item to raise the strength of your boons!
and probably she is the cook for the house. I see those pots, Eu! Unless the meadow has some secret gardens, there's only one place (maybe 4, max!) she can get her ingredients from: House of Hades's supplies, Charon, Hermes,... or/and from herself! (she's a dryad with roots on her head, so go figure)
Do they really need a cook if 90(95?)% of the House are DEAD, and other are Gods?
oh no it just occurs to me is the statue you find patroclus nearby of achilles
@restive elk Well, there is dining room there where they can go to knock themselves out with ambrosia, so why not?
Because if you give ambrosia to Meg she labels it as contraband?
So... they must use other foods beside from ambrosia instead, to justify the existence for a dining room in the first place 😁
Well I do have a conspiracy theory, that Big H himself grows onions somwhere in the house...
rise and grind, zagreus ||https://i.imgur.com/zfHbpm9.jpg||
at least my lounge looks nice
Zag need an organ trafficing operation to earn so much gems
I think that this is a ruse by Hades. Why we are decking HIS house with all that swag?
Shocking news Hades is running a peculiar institution in the underworld! more details at 8.
Our secret source Z, [no relation to the newly-discovered mysterious son Zagreus of Hades], has become the newest whistleblower on this scandal. He has revealed the deep, dark secrets of the inner working from the underworld. From forcing his prisoners to accomplish such sisyphean, Hades has found a way to commit his treacherous and constantly "renovating" of the House from the hard labours, forced "overtime", mysterious "budget cuts", tight deadlines, with no choice for his own flesh-and-blood son to accept these extreme measures!
All of the Olympian gods have been hardly working to rescue this man from these cruel sweatshop conditions. However, a mysterious wall keeps preventing this young man from escaping. Who's the god of walls in this ancient Greek world to answer for this monstrous "accidents"?!
the house contractor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJQQux0TF0
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Yeah those prices are clearly meant for the people who want to keep playing after theyre done but
Theyre a bit too high
I couldnt give him Ambrosia, so not in that regard
Otherwise, I dont know, but I think not?
@harsh sleet one new thanatos convo
ohhhhhh jeez
the implication that i would ever go back to using the default ceiling drapery.... https://i.imgur.com/kFC1fMw.jpg
the house of hades is going green ||https://i.imgur.com/pzozhLc.jpg||
in order to get hidden aspects on weapons, i need to renovate the whole house?
it unlocks the last aspect?
from there you should get the option to unlock aspects when you get back to your room
last aspect is unavailable rn
oh
for now all weapons only have 3 aspects each
ongoing underworld renovations is just their way of saying it's Coming Soon™
oh, ok, thanks
Yeah, its the running gag for why X is unavailable
So far thats been only levels, so Underworld Renovations make sense
I heckin lost it when I beat hades for the first time and the game was like, “just pretend you lost”
What tickles me is there's so many voice lines that were specifically made EA patches
Lines that won't see the light of day again once the game releases
Now that's dedication to the art
I really hope there's a compilation of lost voicelines and their context one the v1.0 releases, I would be so sad if those were gone forever, never to have the glorious "And then the careless Zagreus promptly walked off a tall precipice, or something, and fell into the river Styx." Also, just fought the hydra with +1 heat for making it's battle harder, omg that was such a great surprise I was just expecting an extra head xD So much fun to figure out that fight with the new stuff added
I also really love the dialog "Ongoing underworld renovations?" between Zag & Hades
Is that still there now that all the biomes are complete?
Yeah, since you dont get to move past the final one
I actually kinda hope we never figure out who sent skelly
Although this last patch i noticed Achilles and Zag talking about it more, but to be honest, not sure if that was due to the update, or something I never unlocked before.
I still haven't gotten to the later meg stuff
Ongoing underworld renovations is my favorite joke in the game, but it has a lot of competition
It's also because I'm pretty sure they slipped it into like 4-5 different contexts, so it's a consistent joke
The ongoing underworld renovations thing is really funny
It's been a running joke since the beginning, yeah
I think the best part is how the joke evolves
And Zags increased frustration with it
Good job!
ngl i haven't been around since the furies update and uh
alot of the new stuff is very oppressing ^^;
so much stuff...
house contractor: so here's some furniture for your lounge, most of it is a few hundred gemstones at most
me: ok done whats next
house contractor: a cute little fountain. 10k gemstones
me:
"Well, what about that scroll of sheet music?" "Need a diamond the size of your head."
"how much for my father's theme song" "10 diamonds"
this is the most expensive track of the game
"...Alright, that's fair, it's a banger."
2nd most expensive is the hymn of zagreus and it's only the instrumental version at 5 diamonds
at least my lounge is looking fancy ||https://i.imgur.com/BMwpZyQ.jpg||
You get the fancy cushions yet?
Is that 10 diamond one the "heavy metal" version during phase 2?
Maybe both?
Hearing Ashley's singing in Hades gave me such good goosebumps 👌 😩 👂 🎶
She's wonderful 💖
She’s honestly, the best
Hydra can hand me my death in whole new geography!!
https://imgur.com/mj4nHWc
Should not be this excited for losing 2 DD's in one battle, but here we are
How do you get that room? Is it just a chance to get it when you run into the hydra?
Pact of Punishment option
for 1Heat now you too can curse the Main Head for getting stuck in top right corner out of your blade's reach
music stand is acquired how? is it through the contractor?
yep
Anybody unlocked the Hidden Aspect of any of the weapon? Would like to know how many keys needed.
Yeah "Ongoing Underworld Renovations" is the game's ongoing joke for "Work In Progress Content"
Oh. Them fine prints.
Congratz!

and then they added more subtitles, so now can clutch at the FEELS all over again
https://imgur.com/tuSm6Ks
so glad everyone gets to just be extra bonus sad now
I thought wasn't hearing him correctly before!!! especially since the mumbling would stop if got too close......
eurydice and orpheus have the best art in the game send tweet
Cannot wait until mah boi Sisyphus gets art to blow those 2 lovebirds away
so i couldn't remember who patroclus was and ended up googling him to jog my memory
i am sad now
Supergiant has to get at least one horrible gut punch in per game.
Sisyphus better make Theseus look anemic.
I'm talking Legendary Super Saiyan levels of bulk.
i love renovating the house of hades its why i have gardenscapes on my phone
just getting to buy decorations is the highlight of this update
Imagine if this were "typical" AAA and house decorations were only paid DLC.
Everything Zag's room is, of course, as is everything in the Well.
@visual laurel Right? I felt so validated when I saw the caption change. Sads for everyone! 
just coming back to this game after a few months. seems i missed a lot...oh my...
oh my indeed
if it's not too much to ask, can someone please give me a brief summary of 'weapon aspects'?
(or don't, that's ok too...i like cartoonish lethal surprises)
Like upgradable hammers that you get to pick before the run and need special new keys to unlock
Anyone who finds it weird that the sisters are helping each other with the new pact?
Meg said that they're trying their best not to get in each other's way
presumably they don't get a choice in the matter given that hades is the one giving the orders
Yeah, isn’t the option called like “desperate measures” or something similar?
The Fury sisters are our edgy greek version of the power-puff girls.
omg yes
does that make meg bubbles...
broke: red/green/blue is a common triad for color theming
woke: every red/green/blue thing ever is just inspired by the powerpuff girls
myst
HGHJFHJ
The RGB color model is just an obscure powerpuff reference.
Anyways, does anyone know if Dusa gets another conversation this patch after having the lounge cleaned up? Because I smile every time zag walks by her and she just lights up.
Hoping she gets another conversation soon.
Lol
"i wish i did not know that" is a very versatile reaction image tbh
speak for yourself, narrator, food is a universal good even if you don't need it
Tell that to Persephone
this woman is Wife City to me https://i.imgur.com/aAVhiTu.jpg
Every one of Ashley's characters is pretty, that's just how it be
us: wow asphodel is so lifeless
eurydice, lounging on her comfy bed and kicking up her feet: you thought
Eurydice: I’m about to end this mans whole career
tbh eurydice is a big mood
making a cute cozy home out of a piece of rock in the middle of a river of actual lava
"if i'm gonna be stuck here i'm making the most of it"
Opposite of zag
I mean Asphodel wasnt literally on fire until recently
So I can imagine Eurydice waking up, seeing everything around her cozy corner being on fire
And going "huh"
"Well its a change of scenery at least"
eurydice https://i.imgur.com/5HFs7IP.jpg
FJDKFJSKFHDJF
Has anyone found the ||Satyr Sack|| on the first pathway in ||Styx|| yet?
I did, once. It was awful
This patch?
Not this patch, no
We think they changed it this patch
sgg doubling down on skelly lore
You know, when people mentioned the face on Orpheus' lyre, I always thought they meant the one on the side, not on its face.
I hadn't seen the other guy before.
:(
theyre all beautiful
Ok petition to call the new hydra attack magic missiles
just out of curiosity, anyone know how many colors of curtains there are
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473685187780411405/632055221211627530/Hades_00075.png
This game has some great bugs (already F10'd)
Also, got myself up to max Zagreus Aspect rail. With Flurry Fire I have 30 ammo
This takes a ridiculously long time to unload until you get Flurry Fire or a Hermes attack boon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473685187780411405/632074277474271232/unknown.png
Poor Than never stood a chance
ooh, cool
it's not clear to me how to get more keys for my weapon, may one of you explain?
Just go a run with enough heat to satisfy that heat gauge (you can exceed it, but i don't know what would happen if you beat hades with an overfull heat gauge. Either it'd just raise by one like normal, or possibly raise to whatever you had it at plus one), and you should get at least one key per run.
generally 2 or 3
if youre not lucky only one
but if youre very lucky you might get 4
best weapon in your opinion?
Bow with the targeted special aspect
Rail Gun is up there now that Artemis' old legendary is just a normal buff
That combined with the Zeus attack buff is a lot of free damage for each shot
Bow with just regular attack damage is probably the most consistently broken weapon
Double Nova with Hermes special speed boost is the most broken in general
Shield is good but a little less now that the block was weakened
Wait, whats Artemis's legendary now?
You mean, 3 more casts?
Hey so I'm looking for the new character and I've played like 4 hours the past couple of days and cleared the game twice in various runs and still not encountered them? Do they not show up in pact of punishment runs or something?
no, they do, pay close attention in asphodel
I did about 7 runs and they only showed up twice. Just keep trying.
Cool cool! I figured they were in asphodel or Styx since those are the zones without ! Doors yet
I'll keep on looking
asphodel!
Also this homing special attack bow is busted good
I've got a posiden knockback and rupture build going with it and it's SPICY
Where in Asphodel can i find Eurydice?
anywhere
go to !
she's like sisyphus or patroclus
yep
k ty both
In hindsight I should have just searched the characters name and found the info no doubt already posted in here rather than asking an endlessly asked question
Sorry all
Its fine.
Hey all, just to confirm, the last weapon and last weapon configuration slots arent released yet yes?
Yup
they are not
Last weapon is only gonna come early next year according to the roadmap
Fourth aspect, we dont know
ok! thanks for the confirmation
Best Weapon?
In this update, 3 way with the Sword, Shield, and Rail.
The bow makes a close number 2 and the Spear is... well still lacking tbh. (Not too much though)
Spear attacks too slowly and doesn't have higher damage amounts to balance it out.
Even with the intended nerf to Hestia Spread Shot the Rail is honestly still incredibly powerful. It's just no longer game breakingly powerful.
2 more runs through asphodel and I still haven't found them, that's 5 runs and I haven't found an ! Door
Aw, they took out the Fury Four-Shot?
Id say bow is still ahead of Sword, Shield and Rail
Just because you can get ludicrous hammer upgrades
Spear is pretty good with explosive launcher, but its not reliable
Bow was unquestionably weaker than sword and shield before Super Star, but Chiron (and possibly Hera, haven't tried it yet) is really really really good.
Ironically I find Chiron to be a downgrade to regular bow
Less damage and struggles with clearing large rooms
Fun, but not as good
I also dont know about sword being stronger than shield, at least not consistently
I was actually putting them on the same level.
Double Nova is OP.
Hence "consistently"
I don't see any value in using anecdotal experience. I can't get the Spear to work except in very rare circumstances, but I've seen world enders and I know they exist.
Its not anecdotal experience as much as its looking over what the weapons provide
If you dont get Double Nova, sword is both less safe and does less damage than bow does
Although
I wonder if you can guarantee it by the third hammer
I put the bow on the same tier as sword prior to the superstar update.
The reason I have the bow at a very very close second isnt because its bad, but more just because it cant reach the sheer damage insanity that the Sword, Rail, and Shield can meet atm
Hestia Spreadshot got nerfed but its still incredibly effective, and the Sword's high tier atm because you can get artemis cast and just spam the heck out of it with Poseidon Aspect at an insane rate.
Since I would honestly place Artemis cast as "best cast in the game" atm
Thanks to the crit chance?
yeah
crit chance and the ease to buff that number into a very high amount of damage
Builds like Poseidon Sword and Eris Rail can make that number insane since those damage buffs will scale up the crit damage (The Eris is a flat bonus damage penalty on everything, multiplicative to the final calculated damage, and the Poseidon increases your base cast damage, which then gets affected by crit)
Wait, Poseidon increases the base damage?
im pretty sure it increases the base cast damage by a percent does it not? Or is it the entire cast damage by a percent?
If its the latter that's way better than I thought it was lol
wait, isn't poseidon aspect the one that knocks your cast out of the target on special?
yeah, but it has the added bonus of just also flat out increasing your cast damage
nice
and the knockout does work with exit wounds
I remember when people said exit wounds was bad
those were definitely the days
It's never been bad, just situational.
i mean it is literally free damage
not as useful in a room clear but pretty useful against bosses
Okay, so if you ran Poseidon Aspect with Curse of Pain and Phalanx Shot, you could stack Merciful End and Poseidon Exit Wounds. 
Idk, I feel like Triple shot, perfect shot and whatever the last one bow with dash attack boosts and artemis attack still has the insane damage down pat
Bow is ok it’s just super unsafe if you use triple shot with overtime
Overtime?
New whipped frenzy
I prefer to be invincible while I’m charging, thank you very much
I haven’t done a main attack bow run in a long time
its got high damage but its high damage output is considerably slower to the sheer spam damage the sword and rail can now output
Really now? I feel like Rails damage isnt that high without the hestia spam
Passable with ares, great with Zeus
I know about Zeus Rail (wouldnt say Ares is passable, given that at that point Im pretty sure Aphrodite is better)
But even then its, what, 30 per hit?
Bow runs mostly had my damage at somewhere around 200-400 per hit, and dash attacks are pretty fast
Zeus legendary moves it up to about 80
Also if you have explosive fire it’s great
Ares is actually good dmg overall, again with explosive fire
Rail is good for keeping doom up constantly
Keep in mind that rail dash attack is fast as well
Ok we haven’t done this in a while: speculation on skelly lore?
i remember the speculation was that maybe charon hired him, because of the coin in his mouth?
what a bro
Doing his part
That sounds likely, as Charon cares about relationships between the characters in Hades and Olympus
There's also an interaction where he gets really mad when Zagreus mentions blabbing about Hermes to people in the underworld
So he's no stranger to secrecy haha
I suspect Hermes is more than he seems
he possesses knowledge that leans on the 4th wall, which only Zagreus and the Storyteller have so far
Hades has it too, right?
unless I am forgetting a dialogue, no
I didn't count that because the underworld actually is undergoing renovations, thanks to the reopening of the lounge and the newly-added broker
As in the reason zag can’t get out yet
the underworld renovations line on the first successful escape is weird because what does his renovations have to do with the surface?
I think the main reason zagreus can't get out is because of the storyteller making up reasons for him to get killed at the moment
Back in the original patch hades mentions that zag can’t even get out because of the ongoing underworld renovations, and zag says that the mortals won’t stand for them being continued indefinitely
that was then
this
is
N O W
Sparta*
My guess is that the storyteller is the missing link
I have to say though, Im surprised
Weve had almost a year of updates
And we didnt get so much as a hint to their identity
It’s zag doing a funny voice to himself
I dont know if this is a spoiler or not, but where is the new pact of punishment at? Is it locked behind clearing the final boss now?
Yes.
I think that the "renovations" is just a clever and immersing way of talking about the updates, as work on the updates is ongoing.
Also, building off of @candid bear's point, you can't get out because we aren't in the 1.0 release (when the story is complete), but that the "mortals" (Us, the players) wouldn't stand waiting on them to be continued indefinitely (Because we wouldn't wait forever for the game to be complete)
It seems to be a really good disguise that just makes me love the game even more!
Plot twist: Skelly is actually Hades in disguise in order to have some quality father-son bonding moments before he finally leaves the underworlds for good.
There has got to be a soft spot of him somewhere under those two massive curly beards of him, right?!!
||There is, and you get to see it in some of the dialogue after you beat him||
I did. "Tell her... Cerberus is doing okay!"
And then when you get back to to house, he continues to be a d- i mean prick! I haven't chatted with him in my new save yet. I'm ghosting him at the house ever since.
Any tips for dealing with the urns in Hades's phase 2?
Well... don't run into them. That's all.
... somehow I thought they were on a timer like the ammo 🤦
If you break them with a damaging dash boon the pool dissipates fast enough that you don't take damage
Providing you place and time your dash right, of course
still, i actually managed to whittle him down a bit instead of dying instantly that time, that's progress!
And yeah, the dialogue pretends that you haven't beaten Hades yet (the end of the game's story is coming out some time next year)
Dashing to break the vases is the least choice I wanna take, since it seems like a 50/50 chance of me being stuck there. And with a King of the Underworld chasing right after my a** (it's an Asian idiom), I would prefer the safer option of just avoiding the vases in a safe spot in general (if I am not already busy beating the 4 stars out of Hades. When he channels the vases, that's when he's most vulnerable.)
@frosty fable well, technically, they ARE on a timer. But they depends on Hades's shockwaves or when one(s) of his green casts explodes.
So in additions to learn how to dash to avoid the usual shockwaves, you must also be aware of the urns' exploding AoE. It's a learning curve. So you will get better with the patterns over time.
And don't feel too bad if you get caught one or twice and lose a DD. I always need at least 2 DDs with me to face Hades anyway.
My tip for Hades is to run the broken spearpoint
Prevents you from getting combo hit by urns, melee attacks, or lasers
Since everything Hades does is 20+ damage it always helps
Oh btw, the new Evergreen keepsake is a-MAH-zing. I have consistently used it to negate Hades' dmg until his second phase. Never feel so confident facing him.
YES!!!!!
omg, that thing just cruised me thru half the MeatDuo fight
this dude continues to rip out my heart... unfortunately keep finding him when haven't any ambrosia to at least drown some sorrows together
https://imgur.com/Ojnw3LK
Trust me, he will keep mumblaming on and on even you maxed giving him ambrosia. At least one or twice you would hear him say sth nice and hopeful for once.
rip a good streak
I'd won 6 in a row, beating my previous record of 2, but this time i got shafted by rng
as in, first thing i got was a dash, and the next 5 boons had miscellaneous stuff and a replacement dash, no buffs for m1 or q all the way up until styx, which only had a hades for q (which is not good for a charon bow)
RIP
I lost my best streak a while back. I don't even remember what it was from, but the game being stingy on the five main boons happens, sometimes. Wish it didn't, especially when I'm in Styx and if Aphrodite would give me either Dash or Flourish I could get Privileged Status and have a shot, but nooo, it's all Life Affirmation and Wave of Despair.
omg can i just say i love that line from patroclus given that ive actually read the iliad
@hollow garden speaking of iliad references, how about that keepsake, huh
you mean the spearpoint? yeah ;-;
patroclus being in this game is amazing for the sole purpose that barely anyone seems to know the story Patroclus and the Iliad in general, and this might teach some of that story in splash lore.
i mean the real story of the illiad, not that Achilles got shot in the foot by Paris which doesnt even happen in the Iliad
i'm hoping to see the whole story told but tbh neither of them seems keen on telling it which is also, fair,
the tldr is Patroclus was ||Achilles best friend (can also be interpreted lover) while they were both alive, and Achilles refused to fight in the Trojan War because he was mad at the Greek commander for a lot of really dumb reasons, so Patroclus wore Achilles' armor and posed as him in battle. This eventually got him killed when Hector (the commander of the Trojans) broke Patroclus' spear and stabbed him. Achilles carries the guilt of getting his friend/lover killed through the rest of the story.||
(Iliad spoilers on who Patroclus is, historically)
to be fair to achilles,
agamemnon is an easy guy to be mad at 😂
😰
Thats scary
And kinda sad
So he has the spear that hector killed him with
Spearhead

It's Apollo's doing anyway. He removed Patroclus's judgement senses and led him into danger. Some versions even said Apollo injured P with a spear first (just like how Apollo's behind the [poisoned] arrow that killed A), before Euphorbus and Hector finished the kill.
(Which made me kinda surprised at Artemis's message of admiration to Achilles. Like... didn't you have a hand on why Achilles's absent during the Trojan War? Or is it gonna be another retcon just like Artemis's characteristics?)
DJSFHDSJGHS https://i.imgur.com/THezFf7.jpg
oh my god
JGHKSFJGHKSJ
noice
OKAY FELLAS THAT'S THE BEST ONE EVERYONE PACK UP AND GO HOME
also @shy nimbus what do you mean "just like Artemis's characteristics"
so hey is this where i can ask questions about the late game boss?
Oh you know, Artemis (in Greek myth anyway) has a very different personality comparing to how the game portrays her.
oh so it is
so like, how much of the game is left after hades? are they planning to add more floors or are they just gonna fill out the rest in between hades and everything else?
all biomes are here as far as we're concerned
Styx was described as the last biome. Anything past Hades is probably just narrative, and won't be available until full release, when early access is over
right, but then the dungeon is reletivly small, so im wondring if theres gonna be stuff added in between, kinda like how they did before with adding more furies to the game
i know theres one more aspect left, as well as one more weapon
Maybe! You can see what the general plan is by checking the game's roadmap
It's on the main menu screen in the bottom right corner
ah alright, thanks
Yeah, Patroclus's backstory is incredibly sad.
sad boi
😔 it wouldn't surprise me if we don't hear the full backstory, not only bc it isn't really necessary to understand what the conflict between them is, and bc they might not want to talk about it, but also bc it allows people to come in with whatever their specific thoughts abt the Iliad are without those impressions being overturned by game canon
heheheheheh
uhoh
AHHHHHHH
It's not really necessary and let's just also say the Iliad is a bit more rated... mature... compared to Hades.
himbo!orpheus
eurydice we have news for you about orpheus' hair,
Orpheus Has Become Goth
so I played again after a great while and I got a few little easter eggs that I honestly really appreciated
like encountering the bull and uh Theseus? While you have the yarn of adriane equipped
chaos i dont sacrifice 1/4th of my health for you to say things like that https://i.imgur.com/cyvn12L.jpg
lmao why are they so passive aggressively rude
like, Chaos has so much shade for all the Olympians
Imagine a grandparent whose kids never speak to them anymore, and they don't even know the grandkids.
yeah ok thats fair
chaos is the best
I also took a liking to Hermes and Dionysos
Blood and darkness, I wish I were recording my run right now. Using Chiron Aspect and Heartbreak Flourish just made the shape of a heart during the Heroes fight.
That was so stinking cool.
now just get that with aphrodite on your special lol
day 4 since the update and i havent seen these last 2 songs yet ||https://i.imgur.com/FpLysHT.jpg||
Nice!
how do I actually get Orpheus to sing for me?
give him some ambrosia and talk to him when you see him
eventually he'll start singing
Are diamonds and Gemstones only for cosmetics for the House of Hades? Or do they have a gameplay use as well
just cosmetic
@lunar kiln That was a suspicious-looking omission in the Music Player and sure enough there appeared to be a bug preventing that track from being offered. Will be fixed next update.
My last run has done me in fam. For the longest while my "Farthest Chamber" sat at a nice 69. Stayed like that all the way up to this last run, where my hades kill left me with 1hp and some heart palpitations, and upon returning it's moved my farthest chamber # to 70 😖 😭 😭 😭
not nice
Guess I haven't checked it since finishing a run after the update. Read the patch notes but it didn't sink in that Elysium being a bit longer would mean the total rooms would be even, but not "nice". I'd like to make an informal-formal request to revert the total rooms back to 69 and have that remain, just 'cause it's fun to 'finish' the game and see that as the final number xD
alternatively, you could make it 69 chambers in, then die, and go take a screenshot so its forever immortalized :kappa:
does the game ever say where meg goes?
Wdym
she just poof, vanishes, after her sisters come in. until, i assume, i use the pact of punishment.
i only just now got it and i dont think im ready for that much of a challenge quite yet
youre probably just unlucky
so she is still someone you can fight after her sisters come in before the pact of punishment?
because i did many runs without that pact activated where you fight multiples, and everytime it was either the the brain dead one or the one with anger issues
as apposed to, you know, the depressed one, aka meg
idk but id think they show up more often than meg for the time being so you can get to know them
though thats just me speculating
it's all rng, you can absolutely still get the meg fight
i actually get tisiphone less often than the other two, which is annoying because it means i still haven't actually completed tisi's codex entry
Alecto rarest for me, which is fine in my book since she’s my hardest fight 
I have played at least one attempt every day since the update dropped and I still haven't run into Thanatos in a while
where is my boy
I hope the full release lets us patch us some of the holes in the underworld relationship chart
I wonder why Thanatos is so mopey about Zagreus leaving. Of all the underworld's inhabitants, he's the only one would get a chance to see Zagreus whenever he wants afterwards.
Guess he'd feel bad for Nyx :(
i think mostly he's upset that the underworld isn't enough for zag
and that by extension, he's not enough for zag
but it's a flawed outlook because....his underworld experience is very different from zag's, and so is his personality, and he can't understand why something bearable for him isn't bearable for zag

orpheus finally sang
thats good. im glad goth david bowie from the labyrinth is finally getting better
hades clearly appreciates thanatos more than he does zagreus
very much yeah 😔
the employee of the month board is hilariously childish and goofy and I love it but it's also kinda sad
Thanatos is also almost entirely devoted to his work in a manner similar to Hades
The 'almost' is cause of Zag
hjfhjfj yup


HAT
CAT
i was going to say unlike hades thanny doesnt like. be awful to people. but kind of hypnos? kind of.
ofc the difference between meg and thanatos being that while than does answer to hades he's also sort of answering to a higher call than just whatever hades tells him to do...he's dedicated to his work, not to hades' rule of law
yeah
where meg is like. true lawful
he's not awful to hypnos
hypnos is his annoying little brother
ok fair haha
Megs alignment is Lawful Tired
employee of the month is typing....hello thanny we totally werent discussing you
👀
than's alignment is "chaotic when push comes to shove, but really mad about it"
hgvhfvhjfhj
¯_(ツ)_/¯
the last one is,,,, ok fair
hypnos DOES fall asleep all the time. sleepy boy.
I always thought hypnos was the little one lol
but i don't know why i bother with you is just a LITTLE mean
dusa is also like "could you maybe like....do your job" and hypnos was like "(already dozing off again) yeah sure" and dusa was like "yeah...ok i'm not gonna push it" ghdjgk
to be fair hades was the one who put the god of sleep on a job where you basically never sleep
i mean
yes
a lot of things can be traced back to hades expecting people to be something they aren't
yeah....
Haha
i keep sayin this but hyp is SERIOUSLY in the line of fire
like hes RIGHT in front of hades so like. sleep as defense
BDHEHDHD IMAGINE THOUGH he just passes out and hades can literally SEE him
Power move
hypnos does kinda deserve to get told off for suggesting omnicide as a way of improving his brotherly relationship
although the second quote is kinda rough
okay,,, fair,,,
SECRET THAN
he's not used to smiling, those muscles barely work
fun thing i have thought about sometimes, and by fun i mean, ouch, is than saying stuff to zag wellmeaningly that hades' yelled at him a thousand times before and not understanding why zag's so touchy about things
Than is kinda out of touch with most emotion I imagine
btw do we have like, any information on what Zag's job was before he just had his fill?
I think it was just Being Son
your job is baby
though id assume hades would try to stick him on paperwork duty (lolol)
I'm assuming he was responsible for like, inquiries or something as he says something about being replaced by that shade who is now responsible for renovations
“no gods allowed”
“son boy allowed”
yeah meg still hasnt shown up, still the other two. guess ill never fight meg again until i face all three at once
aw cute..... I like the thought of that contractor desk being zags old “work” desk
what if the yawning shade thats been there since december wasnt an earlier replacement worker but just a shade taking a nap
just been Chilling there messing with the papers till the bigger stronger go-get-em contractor shade knocked them out
bdhzvdhd.... hypnos looking back and giving the nappy shade a wink once in awhile but he got booted now :(
sleeping on company time solidarity
Hypnos: chuckle “I’m in danger!”
either than or zag says something in one of their combat encounters that implies they've worked together before too
i don't remember the exact line
contractor shade whacks hypnos on the head for sleeping but their arm goes right thru him
I imagine Hades wanted Zag to be his successor of sorts?
Then again we dont know what Hades does exactly
Other than burn capes and monologue
he manages the underworld i suppose
I mean, probably, but what does that entail?
Most of the jobs in the underworld are permanent, and changes occur rarely
I always thought there was also a degree of “man wouldn’t it be embarrassing if this kid finds my wife when I couldn’t”
So what does he do while sitting at his desk all day?
Oh yeah, they are lined up at his desk
Somehow that doesnt feel right, though
Youd imagine that that process was automated
like, you are pretty much spawning where the other dead people arrive at
silly you, automation has not been invented back then
isn't there a remembrance about the dead being judged and sent to where they end up?
the shades we see may also just be like...petitioners or something
meg and dusa talk about it
Oh my god, Hades is basically customer support for the underworld
No wonder he is always in such a bad mood
right the underworld existed in some shape or form before the fall of the titans right?
hades just kinda, made it prettier
Hades is management and judge. The shades are both petitioners and the newly dead; most go to asphodel, but any that end up in tartarus will need appropriate eternal punishments assigned.
I assume, anyway.
Il assuming souls thay arent bad, but arent fighters either end up as staff or perhaps just move on, and those that arent great people who have committed wring doings get punished, and fighters go to their own false paradise of alysium.
Asphodel is where the average person goes, yeah
I dunno. Maybe they become furniture
And i assume the super duper great ones go, like, where the gods be?
They become staff
I think
The shades chilling there are likely waiting to be moved
Or theyre waiting for the asphodel situation to resolve
Given that its not supposed to be literally on fire
The great ones go to Elysium tho
Its called the "Asphodel Meadows"
or are they just renovating
Its supposed to be a simple field of grass and flowers
Not the hellscape that is Tartarus
Not the "perfect" environment that is Elysium
Ah.
So, kinda like.....purgatory. Not great, not terrible
The middle class.....but morally as apposed to financially
Ive always enjoyed mythos such as these
At least, for Homer
Where the gods are powerful, but they’re basically people where their flaws are super personified
Apparently prior to Homer, and long after him, it became a pretty nice place for the people again
Again, myth is ever-shifting
Man i havent read up on greek stuff in a while. I got lost in the norse stuff for a while again. And started reading more cosmic horror fiction rather than myth lately
Gotta get back to reading about sad, or angry bois of Greece
But yes, the gods of greek myth were more super-powered people than, well, gods that stand above all
Hell some of them were even bad people (Looking at you, Zeus)
Apple doesnt fall too far from the tree i suppose
(Cronus and his baby eating habits)
orpheus when i play this track on the music box for everyone to hear https://i.imgur.com/9Sktgy6.png
Eurydice’s ultimate call out post
I wonder if Sysiphus is ever going to have some kind of
idk
deeper purpose
How many times do you have to meet up with Eurydice for the quest?
Cuz I havent gotten her in a while
Several
I have about a 50% encounter rate with her over like 15 or 16 runs so I'm sure you'll see her again before too long
Oof, Ive only seen her once in 5 runs
so apparently once eurydice gives you her song's scroll you dont actually have the song unlocked back at the house
i think it just unlocks the option to buy the scroll from the contractor
Hmm
now i just wish he would stop trying to sell me drapes
i will NOT replace my olive drapery
Yay, I got her
update on eurydice's song: ||you actually have to give the scroll to orpheus||
he wasnt there when i came back earlier
||though he's still not singing it yet, i guess i'll have to complete another run 😔 ||
UPDATE: orpheus DOES sing good riddance

😭
peep the renovator jamming out to good riddance, i see you
"Oh is this song about me? Let me sing it!"
no actually the context isnt that depressing haha
here i recorded the high-pitched part for your enjoyment https://streamable.com/lc16h
Wait, the song isnt about him?
it sounds more like a song about "hey, i'm dead and don't have to do anything now, this is nice"
imo
well at the start from eurydice's pov it did sound like "hey screw orpheus i can do what i want now"
but by the end of the subplot you ||pretty much rekindle orpheus and eurydice's hopes of seeing each other again like you did with achilles and patroclus||
||and it starts by eurydice giving you a scroll of the song she composed so that orpheus can sing it himself||
I see
Also, thats a rather refreshing take from someone living in a realm that is literally on fire
She’s just having fun baking cookies
Honestly, having fire all around you all the time doesn’t sound so bad in a culinary sense
and she is. a tree
She has dialogue about that
i mean, ||https://i.imgur.com/TLrPK9q.jpg||
^^^
yeah thats an afterlife i can see myself in
now imagine for a moment
zag having lunch at eurydice's place to the tune of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uN3i8s9TL4
Get the full OST at: http://store.supergiantgames.com/ Transistor on Switch: https://goo.gl/yBMzoC Transistor on PS4: https://t.co/VGnF4ftlK3 Transistor on S...
like, having your little cozy space to do whatever forever
I mean
you can't double die right
i'm just imagining eurydice hosting a party and a lot of bloodless just. sitting around, eating pom cakes, and listening to her sing
two skeletons, chillin in a hot tub,
Wow i guess theyre Bound Together huh
bro they’re vibing...
Hades charges up his spin attack
"Son, Thanatos told me you should prepare for a so called vibe check"
[over the death screen] rancid. as i thought.
imagine Thanatos just telling everyone about surface memes except for Zag so everyone someone tells one he is is just
???
Zag: "So i heard Thanatos brought you some music from the surface"
Orpheus: "Yes this one instills fear in everyone's mind, but I only managed to play the first three notes"
plays the first three notes of Megalovania
nhgvjvhjfvhj
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Tisiphone finally starts communicating but just in emoji
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Zag with the rail in response
jhfhjfhj
I am
KINDA sorry
tisiphone gets a soundboard but every button just plays murder
she set it up herself
yes
btw does any Keepsake trigger special dialogue with any other NPCs other than the myrmidon bracer with Patrocolus?
oh wow im gonna try the distant memory with eurydice
yeah I tried, it might have been overwritten by another dialogue
oh yeah it might have priority since its all new dialogue.. 🤔
if you take an olympian keepsake and hermes shows up first he has special dialogue
"you thought it would be them, but it was me, hermes"
yeah I had that with Dionysus
something something "Sorry, he's not here yet, but did you really expect punctuality of him?"
I wonder if he has special dialogue if you carry Charon's keepsake
you thought it would be me, dio, but its actually me, hermes
the twist
Asterius: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
Zag: "Actually I'm fine, got my bow"
Asterius: "See this is why we want to beat you up, you're no fun"
theseus: maybe if you read JOJOS BIZZARE ADVENTURE we wouldnt hate you so much
i watched like 2 episodes and i got so confused i gave up
lmao
thats the spirit
I, Zagreus Zagreus, have a dream
Entering Chaos
Chaos: "Hacker voice, you're in"
Zag: " Master Chaos, did you just say Hacker voice out loud?"
Chaos: "Take a reality altering boon and leave"
Oh yeah, Hermes does say that
For me when he arrived before Ares
He said something along the lines "He hasnt got here yet, what with his armour slowing him down"
I love Hermes so much, I think he's my favorite of the Olympians
I also really want to unlock Hades boons? Like, very reluctant ones
"Since we all know where this ends at least all of us can do our part to make it a more entertaining experience"
Only if Zag gets a reaction of "... so why cant I refuse these, exactly?"
Or "You shouldnt have. Sincerely. Please dont do that again"
Imagine them Arguing though, since they are both in the underworld Hades might actually be able to respond
What would Hades boons do?
Erebus everything
every time you attack, you hear hades scold you more
They just make you weaker or slower or stuff like chaos deals but with no benefits
The Pact is Hades' "boon" 
Or more in character,
"You want a boon from me, boy?
I've given you all the boons you could ever need in life.
Now go die again, I have more important matters to attend to"
Hades's boon is the affection Zag never had from his father. 
I hope on some level in game/ in dialogue the pact being his boon is canonized, I like the idea that while Hades is incredibly bitter and angry at Zagreus for trying to leave part of him wants to see him make it and succeed where he couldn't the pact and its punishments and bounties being a way to both help and spite him, and to try and teach him and help Zag grow to better then himself even if he makes himself the villain in the process.
So far I can see a lot complexity in their relationship and we still have almost none of the overarching story in place yet, hades even says one day they will talk, and knowing SGG its gonna hurt 😅
