#h1-story-discussion
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Like, the H/C fluff?
Than gets overworked to the point of, like, passing out, can't get up, however hard he tries, especially because Zag is making certain that he rests. There's only one bed in the house of Hades, and it's in Zag's room...
i have written things but my anxiety does not let me post stuff that will be contradicted by canon later
I'll try tomorrow after work, or during break
(oh gosh it's 3am and I need to wake up at 7:30am, I feel like this has been, meta wise, a bit of thanatos [seeking] behaviour-- hypnos defied!)
please go to bed gkjfhgdf
I'll probably also have to punch walls in the bathroom to feel manly again after the fic
there's a lot of secret fic floating around
Thigh, lemme tell you, I understand that impulse, but the sooner you accept that cannon is whatever the hecc you say it is in fanfic, the better
punch walls to hold back the feels if we want to go gender neutral or punch walls to avoid ovary explosion for femme I guess
gold blush thanatos is so good
sorry my name is ven,
hey ven your new name is thigh now
THIG H
sorry it’s been government assigned
dionasty thigh
Thigh! Watch your language!
ven-thigh-diss
Ven Thigh-agram
Oh

venn thigh-agram...
Fair, I just thought this was a christian minecraft server
Ah. Makes sense
we are allowed ONE soft curse
i believe ass is also ok gkdjfgdf wait someone who isn't a mod, say ass
ass 
yeah there see
AKSKRBRBS
Oh, so there are two...
I LIKE WRITING FIC BUT I JUST WANT TO BE RIGHT
3 i think piss is allowed 
it's allowed but you have to put money in the pyre piss joke jar
thanks
that jar has gotta be so full now
ok i have to go bike home now please find a topic and get on it gkjfgdf
ANYWAY on the topic of thighs i wish i could see the minotaurs thighs in the art bc
can
So, is that 3?
can we make the topic not about thighs
how crushable am i to the minotaur is an important question
please
oh ok
sorry
zag said crap
gasp
I'm not sure that... qualifies?
zag also said bastard.
GASP
it’s true!!
yall sound like thanatos telling on him when he was little
he says it to meg while talking about the hydra
I'm calling it at 3, and sticking with it
hades said piss off boy
hfjfkfkf that post that’s like “he said the b word” “m/////// doesn’t start with a b” “GASP”
I have one image editing tool, and that is paint
And by gum, I'm not gonna back down because of that
yeah it was quite startling to go through hades voice lines looking to make an “every time hades says ‘boy’” compilation
and find That Line
pls,,, thanatos smiling sprite
i think i photoshopped that once
but i can’t get it right now bc i’m on mobile
also gold blushing thanatos sprite was a thing i did
that’s good stuff right there
Has anybody gotten to the 1000 conversations with Hades needed to unlock more info in the codex?
it’s on the wiki
what’s something that zagreus would do that would have gotten thanatos just as pissed as he is at zag atm
🤔
for No Reason in particular
other than slacking off in general
it's so hard to say what their relationship was like before the game...can't even really speculate 
other than that Than implies zag was like
depressed
or at least unmotivated
and part of the reason Than can't bear to get in Zag's way is because he can tell this is really important to Zag, and he's never seen Zag so like...fired up about something
i’m sick and in a lot of pain but writing zag/than sure as heck is making me feel better 😔
it’s giving me feels
i’m outta writing juice 
🇫
ZAG/THAN? 👀 looking forward to that fic!!
IF I FINISH IT ;;
i’ve only ever written for one other game before and t wasn’t a ship fic so i’m struggling
i also never posted it anywhere
that's okay!! im proud of you for finishing!!
i mean
i believe you'll finish it!!
❤
ty 
i’ve only got the first bit and i’m already deep in the feels
“oh, and Than? Welcome home. We missed you.” 

what’s the zag/than ship name bc
rn i’ve got thanreus and idk how good that sounds
zagatos.. 
thagreus? is the most used one but i don't like how it sounds so i've been using thanazag or than/zag
hmm
me, bedridden and can barely move: [dragging myself to my compute] d o i t f o r t h a n a t o s
computer* smh
please rest too ;;;
aaagh i’ve been resting all day i’m tired of laying in bed
i have an urge to make a thanatos minecraft skin
why not? ^^
heck yeah
do it
that iconic middle part 😩 👌
middle parted bowl undercut
i was personally attacked by his design
beefy minecraft man mod
i don’t play minecraft but if i did i would love to give some input ; - ;
its been a while since i made a skin and
wweew things are different
i cant wait to use this skin
this is where hades bought toys for baby zag
hades: did you know how much those toys costed? those things were $7.99 at least!
Hey Zag still gets toys from there they're more then worth it
zag: hey cool they have detective witchachu merch
Zag: I wonder if lady Artemis would be mad if I traded her boon for this Achilles plush
zag gets a detective pikachu hat
hades: tatarus is no place for children, boy.
zag, looking around: are...are you sure?
ACHILLES PLUSH.....
I this Artemis would be ok with Zag getting that, she'd probably want her own LOL
when zag gets to olympus he brings everyone souvenirs from tartarus
Way better then all that ambrosia
Than has to secretly sneak out to Tarta R us with Zag whenever he wants to buy something
He donts want anyone knowing how much he goes there
the nitpicker in me wants to say that it would make more sense as TART "R" US
poptartarus
That sounds more like a pieshop than a section of the underworld
Bull plushie... that would be nice reference to Bastion lol
if Bull of Minos would ever Keepsake... let it be that lol
actually it would be nice to see Theseus and Asterius in house of hades
especially since they don't seem to be "unruly" as much as the hydra and rest of cast
except they're both already dead, they belong in elysium so they don't go back to the House when they ''die''
the last biome is just a bakery titled “tarts ‘r’ us” and it’s hades in a baker’s apron making sugar cookies
i wish i could give ambrosia to asterius :c
nobody knows about hades’ passion for baking
it’s the underworld’s most hidden secret
i wanna give him some tooooo
he seems pretty okay when he’s not trying to kill me
gfjhkfjg
hajdjdhdjjd
Aujwsbhwjwj
omg yes a redraw would be amazing
i would give my left arm for a redraw
Vape river
the greatest kings live on after death in vape nation
me
im tired and ,,, the only thing im thinkin abt is him 
mood
(whips out my secret files to make "thanatos tells you to take care of yourself ASMR 10 hours" but for real this time)
One day we will all have our dream official Thanatos body pillow
hxmckcmcm
make it happen supergiant you have the means
I mean... If the devs find out it's a hot topic...
HEY WAIT
ZAG SHOULD BUY ANOTHER ACHILLES POSTER AND GIVE IT TO PAT
HE SHOULD

📝
"well it makes me feel better."
oh wow i should not be in this channel
oh no
Vlad nooo...!
i mean i dont understand that much anyways
i know thanatos is the god of death but that's abou tit
He is also our precious tsundere
ah alright then
Has anyone here ever actually googled/wikied Zagreus? It is pretty interesting if bare bones.
disappointed but never a disappointment 
my pat-ro-clus
zag, the greatest of all gods who may or may not actually be also dionysus
that pointing spiderman meme but it's zag and dio
if there was a thanatos body pillow i’d buy it and my parents would be so concerned
you buy the thanny pillow
you excitedly run up to the mail truck
the package falls out and hits you
death approaches
the body pillow has a sound box that whispers “omae wa mou shindeiru”
in the underworld we dont say i love you we say omae wa mou shinderu amd i think thats beautiful
Yknow I wonder
If the people of the underworld want to get to Tartarus from Elysium
Do they just jump off a cliff because its faster?
I think that would annoy Hades. and he can certainly make your life hell if provoked.
worse make you work for the rest of your afterlife
Just refuse
I mean he's a god im sure he has his ways? and sisyphus gets tortured by the furies right?
Just be a masochist
i wonder what he would do about that lol
joke's on you you're just gonna stand in some water and be really thirsty
I love sisyphus
oh yeah... he has those kinds of punishments
"yeah, I'm stuck rolling this Boulder forever, but, yknow, it's a living. Or a dying rather"
hades knows what you're into so your punishment is appropriately terrible for you
Plenty of people are used to always being thirsty
Lmfao
thanny body pillow... every morning your dreams go POF
fhskfhdj like in a cartoon
I support my gay tsundere child
holy cow 150+ new messages since yesterday
how many of that are people thirsting over than
as many as necessary
regarding zagreus though, he was only mentioned directly once in orphic hymn and indirectly once as persephone, mother of zagreus, but he was mentioned relatively frequently in Dionysiaca
and that's also where Megaera came into play, she was assigned by jealous Hera as punisher of mother and son
Dionysiaca claims that there are two Dionysus, our party boi and Zagreus
I have not found where Than comes into play though, or if the Zagreus getting torn apart by the Titans bit from Fabulae is going to happen
I did, however, find fanfic inspiration for that hurt comfort fic...
tbh i think sgg zagreus is just continuing the hades and persephone goth fankid tradition
isnt that like the permanent mood here 😂
listen, every time iw alk into a chamber and the screen goes all greenish i gasp out loud and i'm immediately like MY BOY
death approaches nah, my BOY approaches
i'm so pleased they managed to fit him in............
than: u miss me?
me: YES????
ALWAYS,,
i wasn't even mad when he showed up in elysium last time i was just happy to see him,,
press E to smooch than
^^ thanatos army rise up
I love than but also he kills me every time because I tunnel SO HARD on killing enemies Very Fast
ive never died in a than room
i have once, i think
but for the emotional value i might have to
I die out of game when I see him;;;
SAME
UGJKDFFG
ME
called out
thanatos: zagreus.
us: oh! a boyfriend.
im never gonna shut up abt him,,,, i love him
I die on a hill for dusa gang
one of the best thanatos lines
VERTY VERY GOOD
-the 9 yr-old roasting me in tf2
fr everytime im like "I DIDNT MEAN TO!!"
it's even worse when your build revolves around, say, zeus lightning or ares cast or whatever
so you can't HELP hitting him
RIGHT!!!! RIGHT!!!!!!!!
my personal favourite is"not me, idiot"
i'm not sure but if he gets hit by one of the elysium traps he'll blame you for it
really? well dang
he just wants to blame zag for anything
i'm certain he was mad at me even though i was just standing in a corner like
@harsh sleet a gift for you
there's one line of his thats literally "you are already dead"
doubt.jpg
omae wa mou shindeiru
aha, no, i forgot to search in all, not just in opened
while i'm out here giving gifts
thank you based sparrow
i don't wanna punch him!
than needs some hug 😔
i wanna punch him...in the face......with my face
very tenderly....
ok kinda mood
my favorite character is the intercom
hfgdkjf
sjghsj i like the idea of hades tapping his mic being like "testing, 1-2 1-2 1-2"
i should really put that folder in hades' folder bc it's just his voiceover for during a run
"GET HIM"
like the that hydra had aFAMILY
tisi tho
which, btw, i finally got the other day and i just couldn't stop laughing
tisi saying murder asmr
he just sounds so distraught
sparrow ur so valid
listen, last time around i marked hedwyn's folder with a heart
now i have more hearts to go around
baby hydras running around the lava
Finally got my first clear of Elysium
Bow with Power Shot and Double Shot is super fun
Especially with Artemis’s Attack and Dash attack
Easy 1600 per power shots that crit
And one shotting any shield with less than 800 health
Especially with Artemis’s Attack and Dash attack```
I personally favor Athena or Aphrodite's attack, but otherwise that's literally my favorite build in the game.
I know that a lot of people like Poseidon's attack on Bow, or his special on Spear, but I feel like poking with knockback just makes the game really slow and boring to me.
I prefer the ability to make sure everything is super dead
But I was banking on Athena attack as a secondary
Plus I like Poseidon special cause you can basically cheese asphodel with it
If not Poseidon then Athena
...what's up with the minotaur miniboss fight? like... I'm pretty sure there was something I was missing because half the time I wasn't doing damage to him, even with damage numbers popping up.
hes pretty beefy, is your damage low or is it just straight up No Damage as in a bug
like, his healthbar wasn't moving no damage. I couldn't tell if it was a bug since the statues seemed to still do damage so... probably a bug?
""he's pretty beefy"
listen he IS
and couldve been, you can report bugs with F10 in game so if it happens again please report it !
Hes what, 15k hp now?
that is beefy.
Just beat theseus/minotaur with a Adamant Rail crit special build!
sweet! good job!!
I stocked up <4 extra lives for that fight and used all but one. Shoutout to Festive Fog to help keep my targets slow enough to be hit with the bombs!
isnt festive fog the bomb
it blows man
Adamant rail, I'd assume
yea
i really cant wait for the dionysus special and triple bomb on rail
or ares
or zeis
yeah that's fun
my best build was triple bomb with dionysus special and cast
aka "i'm the skeleton bomber now"
in trials of the gods, is either god 'more likely' to have rarer boons? ie, if you pick one will the other, angered one have more/less rare boons than the first?
Don't think so
praise ares.
Sooooo, I finally unlocked some more story from Achilles, basically he went all, "sorry but my heart belongs to another" and am I misreading things but was Zag a little disappointed when he responded?
this also probably why he keeps namedropping Herakles
🤔
zag is bi, babey!!!
zag definitely probably had a bit of a crush, yeah
insert 'themoreyouknoooow.gif'
yeaaaaah!!
zag bicon
also, I recall reading somewhere that there's one Olympian left to add? Did they mention who they were gonna add?
zag, looking at his poster of aphrodite: hm. wonder if she'd sign this?
zag, looking at his poster of achilles:
achilles must have been incredible back when he was alive
there are SO MANY people with crushes on achilles
Artemis fangirls over him constantly
I was thinking Apollo but maybe Demeter makes more sense considering she's Zag's grandmother.
artemis's whole thing is that she doesn't do romance, though
half her lines are like "oh my me you know achilles??? tell him i think he's amazing"
touche
Artemis is the goddess of chastity after all
Arotemis
i'm rather hoping for Hestia myself.

i love how much zag hesitates when he's doin the Soft Talking
did the "victory death" recently change to "Is There No Escape?" or have I just been blind this whole time
ah ok
|| https://i.imgur.com/fjsifyW.jpg || AH??
the entire conversation is just OW
me with all of this reccent talk about zagreus having a bit of a crush on achilles with that on voice line, now this:

just wanna give the guy a hug now is that too hard too ask?
THAT VOICE LINE
it’s 4 am i’m emotionally vulnerable and do Not want to be attacked like this
mood, right down to the time
;3; unfortunately i am Always emotionally vulnerable where supergiant is concerned
zag like "i know i'm giving alcohol to a problem drinker but please don't overindulge, sir,"
god. this isn't the only place where darren's voice Does A Thing and i cry about it
hey ven remember "i don't want anything to happen"
like aaaaalllll of his convos with than are Like That
which is why they're so deadly
AND YEAH
times zag uses The Soft Voice™ : certain achilles conversations, literally everything he says to thanatos, basically nowhere else
I was destroyed the first time i got a thanatos encounter and he called him than
like y o w z a
thanatos: angry
zag: extremely soft
us: oh there's some history here,
what's worse: when zagreus calls thanatos "than" or when thanatos calls zagreus "zag", FIGHT
when than calls zagreus "zag" because it signals that even if he sounds irritated it's in a, like, ~close~ way
than hit me more cuz like, everybody calls zagreus zag, it means more when than does it obvs but when this is like, the ONLY PERSON zag gives a nickname to its a a a a
if he was really mad he'd say zagreus
plot twist it's actually the let's go home line from than

hades: stop distracting thanatos from his job
zagreus: ok but you’re missing information
hades: what information
zagreus: i love him
|| https://i.imgur.com/eq78nt9.png || like ig ot this one and just GHDKKLGH
"without so much as telling me goodbye" IM MELTING
i should basically just admit at this point that mr. saphire owns my entire soul
me
yeah sparrow you've been in deep for like two years
i HAVE
AHAHAHDVFB
and i HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
the entire supergiant crew came after your soul specifically with thanatos
me, in france, unsuspecting: hey tell me something non-spoilery about thanatos, i won't get to enjoy the update for a few days until i get home!
ven, like the monster that she is: oh, i think you'll like his voice :)
i will never forgive
and yes, yes they did
😦
yEAH
;w;
basically All of the voice lines he has for zagreus dying/deathdefying are painful
oh my god
i didn't even think about lines he would have if you die in the room with him
im going to implode
hhjgkdf
thanatos tells you to take care of yourself asmr 10 hours
that's his secret, luna
and death defies..........
OMG
nobody in this chat is ever not sad about thanatos
I loved him when i saw him in the update screen because scythe, and then i heard his lines and now im destroyed
thanatos is a complicated but good-hearted boy
i distinctly remember booting up the mdk update the first time, hearing his voice line on the menu, and sprinting into ven's dms to scream

yall rlly want me dead don’t u
i think it's very telling that i dug up those edits and was immediately like "hm syd would like this"
i kinda want to edit the cropped versions back onto his full sprite now
for Authenticity
how do we render an equivalent of than's, eh, exposure to a modern hoodie?
the, um, under arm exposure
off the shoulder oversized sweater
obviously
alternatively: crop top
move the exposure somewhere else gkfjgfd
lolllll
but off the shoulder oversized sweater sounds awful like, what was it called it exactly, back when girls wanted to wear men clothing and the fashion industry misunderstood and made those baggy clothing without the pockets the girls wanted
was it called boyfriend style or boyfriend cut again
aw
i really like off the shoulder stuff gkjfdgfd
I wasn't complaining, I was trying to find the right term so I could google references
they only make oversized sweaters for women, sigh
like brave enough gay men was ever stopped by that limitation
i mean
extremely true i just feel bad for these dudes in these "oversized" sweaters that are just like, normal sweaters with no coze factor at all
first, we convince the british guys to dress like that, the world will follow
especially, can we convince brian gilbert
anyways yeah one of those oversized sweaters with a really wide neckline would be my guess
or a crop top gdfkjgf
oh my god????
considering than he could be wearing this but
|| https://i.imgur.com/Xw0gv2G.png || ;-;;;;;;
than in the nip zipper shirt
|| https://i.imgur.com/tOV9rsh.png || I DONT WANNA CLICK NEXT
click it
I DON WANNA ;w;;;
I sure hope Achilles is voice acted
everyone is
if just to make this scene stop everybody's heart harder
hgjhjhhhhghjjh
the way his voice catches when he says "is he alright" || https://i.imgur.com/0z9YRQl.png ||
|| https://i.imgur.com/52LmxDi.png || goddddddddd
fun fact
there's a different version of this convo if you already know who patroclus is
but this version hurts way worse imo
✊ 😢
can we bring them back together
open your window
I Just Want To Talk, Greg
i don't think he's gonna answer questions about future story content lol
"you'll just have to wait and see!"
he barely answers questions about current story content
that's how he is gkjdfgfd
anyways i thoroughly believe we'll be able to get them back together
you're playing in dangerous territory, gregory
okay, that's a little too ominous for saying in public
beside, I told a bunch of people "you should play hades because it's supergiant games and achilles is in there"
hahahahaha
bringing up family at all when you live in greek myth is a double-edged own
Hey guys. I'm a little disappointed right now. I got to Theseus holding Yarn of Ariadne in my inventory, but there was no extra dialogue about it. D:
Have you reached Theseus previously?
It could be that there was another contextual event that took priority
"No urns permitted in this chamber" I guess they haven't... urned their place
Well. It was some casual chatting about the "Fiend" and all the Theseus and Minos being good and Zagreus being a bad character.
I actually thought that they could make so that Yarn makes him heartbroken or something. + like 10-15% dmg to his healthbar. Wouldn't make much of a difference.
Do you remember the exact wording, or a portion of the wording? I'm trying to determine what priority event would have overtaken the yarn one
I'll make you a clip. W8 a minute)
Oh, it was a talk about gods.
Helping both Theseus and Zagreus.
Hi everyone, I just defeated Theseus and Minus for the first time and when I talked to Hades a weird dialogue about the Hydra and the renovations, I think It was the dialogue before the Elysium patch. (I have killed Hydra already many times)
Please report out of place dialog in-game with F10 when you come across it
Ok, thank you :)
Here. You can see Yarn at the start of the clip. And the dialogue is just about gods. https://clips.twitch.tv/BlatantWisePoultryWow
This is the line you're referring to, Tian?
God-hated? You'll have to be more specific. I have the gods on my side. Though I suppose you do, too. Why can't they make up their minds?
Exactly
The scripting isn't 100% clear, but it appears to have given priority to the 5th encounter dialog over the Yarn dialog. I couldn't see any code that would pick one over the other, so I presume there's some internal selection going when 2 lines are viable
So there is a Yarn dialog? I just thought it would pick it as a top priority.
There is a Yarn dialog, yes. Seems you just got unlucky that time
There's a lot to uncover, for sure!
yeah, I think he has to run out his "meeting" dialogues and get into generics before he'll comment
unlike Patroclus, whose item dialogue takes priority
unless it's your first meeting...i think
those conditionals are wild
i haven't tried to untangle them
I'm not so sure about that, honestly, since the requirements for the Yarn are only to have gotten through the first Theseus Encounter dialog
🤔 i definitely didn't get it even though i was on a later dialogue though
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i assume it’s something similar to how some people don’t get the codex from achilles right away even though they meet the requirements
anything to do with patroclus and achilles breaks my heart
oh no his codex entry ;3;
i haven’t ,,,,
👀
i haven’t seen him enough
it does take a hot second gkdfjgfd
i’m scared dudes
if i managed to do it so quickly with thanatos i can do it with pat
😤
me: [knows i gotta finish that zag/than i started]
also me: [pretends it doesn’t exist]
you can do it syd! but don't pressure yourself too hard okay? ^^
It was already bought up earlier, but sad boyfriends is killing me rn
we are all sad about patroclus and achilles
the 2 moods:
sad about patrochilles
loving thanatos
there are only two moods
contained within those moods is the entire spectrum of human emotions gdkfhgfd
That's the truth
You're mistaken. The second mood is "loving Hypnos".
the hypnos and thanatos divide
we have two hands
🤝
🤝 
that's the stuff right there ✊ 😩
i think its time for north korea to blow us all up
that's perfectly valid
ty,,, i get the feeling u might like hypnos a little
me when hypnos is sad: pick ur head up king ur clown nose is falling
KAM FGDJGHKFD
me when theseus is mad: pick your head up king your fake tan is showing
me when orpheus is sad: pick your head up k- oh no. oh im so sorry
FHDSJGKFDSG
pick ur head up king its on the floor the maenads are playing soccer with it
Me @ Dusa: Pick up your head queen your- oh no oh Gods I'm so sorry
hypnos when he hears zag emerging from the pool of styx https://i.imgur.com/Wto5PPE.jpg
EKJEHRFKWSJK
HFVHJFJFJHFHJ
Nobody has taken any respect hypnos juice today
sleepytime tea
Chamomile tea
im going to make myself some actually brb hkgjkgkj
can someone send me the hades roadmap
whats coming up next
im asking because I think my roadmap button is glitched
hey respecting hyp juice im drinkin some chamomile tea thanks for the suggestion
ahhhh
does that count as a reportable bug actually?
You’re welcome 😌
presumably new god next month
what happens if you win to thanatos
i just died to him whilst i was ahead
and am too salty
and i just got a convo between than and hades
that proves my bloody point
hades is a good guy
strict and stern
buit good
i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one tbh
he gives you a centaur heart if you beat him
hades is,,, in no way a good guy
if i had to give hades an alignment i'd give him Lawful Neutral
he gets the job done, he wants the job to be done properly
he's not the nicest person out there
but he's not a hypocrite like the olmpians who mess with people's lives

points at the way hades treats literally everybody around him
#Hadesdidnothingwrong
no!!!! no!!!!!!!
#HadesDidNothingWrong
#HadesDoesEverythingWrong
Hades isn't nice but he isn't bad
y'all are looking for somebody to antagonise, but how is he worst than ares
who led achilles to his death
oh my god
and who loves to see pain be wrought everywhere
all the gods are garbage
points at the remembrances
points at every conversation hades has ever had with zagreus
zagreus is ungrateful. he's born with everything, he's had the best swordsmaster, the entire kingdom of the dead at his feet, a loyal dog and a whole palace once his dad dies or passes it away
you can understand hades' frustration at his own heir
i really can't
shunning everything he built
no, okay, it's not frustration
frustration is "man, my son won't pick up stuff in his room after i've asked him to"
hades literally doesnt see him as anything other than his heir
if zag does so much as having a different opinion about things he'll at best shame him for it
i'm a sucker for dad redemption stories tbf
^
but i would like to see zagreus understanding his place in the general cosmology, and hades start softening up to his son
he literally physically abuses his son lmao
see some development in the unyielding god of the dead
i m,, confused bc,,, like one of the main points of the game is that hades is an awful dad
that'd be a cool part
it is, but stories develop throughout their course
it could go of two ways
one is zag kills his father
hades has called zag a weakling, an oaf, a "witless, careless brat", and an aberration
the other is hades warms up to zagreus'
ngl i think this is the worst take of 2019
supergiant hasn't ever had an antagonist who doesn't have some justification for their actions yet, I wouldn't be surprised if we learn more once they actually unlock hades' codex
and where..... exactly would hades go if he was killed, arthur
oblivion
hint: he's already there
inb4 chaos eats Hades
source?
anyway, i don't think hades is a good father; but i do think he's a good ruler
that's a slightly better take
'percy jackson'
ah.
he cares for his people, he cares for thanatos and hypnos
he has a way things are run
he cares for hypnos
he cares for thanatos only i think is more accurate
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and he cares for thanatos bc thanatos is the son he wishes he had
i'm interested in seeing how zagreus and hades' relationship went so badly
becausea child will always want to please their parent
it's second nature
it was always bad to begin with
Yeah im sure he tried but hades Sucks
here's how i think it went down
Someone slap a "Hades Lover" role on me and banish me to the pits of tartarus
cool story still abuse
persephone left for a reason tho,,,
also please don't try and dodge proxy
im getting awful flashbacks to bnha,,,,
yeah bnha didn't do it very well either
page 0
oh no
around chapter 210
offtopic for bnha talk please 
aye captain
arthur, please don't dodge the bot by starring out words as well
will do
alright, i'm outta this one, have fun
yeah im ,,, done w this conversation lol
I was wondering what was meant by proxy lol. Never heard that word used for meaning the filter before.
thats what the bot is called ^^
Oh, that's why.
Hello everyone, just got the game
A question: Why do the Olympians call Zagreus a half-god?
Even if they believe that Nyx is his mother, she still is a proper deity.
probably bc he's like a Baby by god standards
large baboo
makes sense
when you call your small lost relative a nickname that has a much deeper meaning than you imagine
i figured it was because from the olympian's perspective, nyx isn't a 'real' god like they are
also because he smal
smol boyo
nyx: i am the primordial goddess of the night. i am most likely more powerful than any of you
the olympians: you're fake
if anything the Olympians are lower in rank than Nyx since she was born directly from Chaos
but the Olympians are Like That
olympians are classist
the worst room composition:
skullomat + numbskull + witches + pests
with a +200% spawn rate
using a spear on a no boon run
or at least trying not to have a boon
RIP
and all of them have armor*
good lord
How do I get the flaming skulls to unlock the thing under the sheet in the weapon room? I thought they were the normal sculls, but I have tons of those and it won't unlock.
you have to complete a full run of the game with that much heat active in the pact
to get the statues do u have to do the run with the exact amount of heat or can u go over
you can go over, but you can only unlock one statue at a time afaik

aaaaaaa https://i.imgur.com/6gAGhQC.jpg
aaaaa he has a glorious beard
clutches heart gently
it truly is a glorious beard
honestly i just really love patroclus's design in general
please smooch. my heart cannot handle them being apart.
😭
LOL
OH NO PATROCLES IS HOT
achilles! where are you! I need to tell you something!
aaaaa i hate when i have message from pat and achilles isn't there
also he has the same headband achilles does, but with laurels
i mean they're generally wearing the same stuff
myrmidon uniform
boyfriend outfit
shhh ven let me dream
except pat has armor and achilles doesn't
Who doesn't love a man in (Myrmidon) uniform?
what if we start a story chain where patroclus and achilles write messages to each other in the codex and zag is the messenger
his eyes are Soulful
zag's already basically carrying love letters
i wonder if the codex can even be Written In
given what achilles says abt its content
love breaks all barriers
it can be unlocked by Love
zag on thans page: hes kinda cute tho
yeah!!
zag, doodling hearts around the edges of various pages
hades' picture has stink lines coming off of it
zag: [drops the codex open on a page where hes doodled hearts]
zag: i-I CAN EXPLAIN
I JUST got his reveal in game and I just akghakhgkhaa
He actually looks Greek and that makes me really really happy
That said I sort of hope they go for a Hadestown aesthetic for Orpheus because I kind of love his "Boy ain't right" look
the iliad makes a big deal of achilles' glorious mane so that one i understand but theseus....theseus bleaches his hair im sorry
his tan? fake
his hair? fake
his theatrics? hammy
me? my feet are on fire
his shield, wack
his second stage, wack
the way that he summons the favor of the gods, wack
okay but this is the best orpheus look and it's how i'm headcanoning him until he gets his actual art https://twitter.com/luciusg_dean/status/1108441825193414656
he loosk like his voice
orpheus is a bicon
looks*

I wasted ambrosia on Hades smh Bruh didn't even give me anything
hades taking ur stuff and then berating you for being considerate is very in-character
Idk what I expected, I truly played myself
I don't know if this has been done yet but I've learned my lesson about not looking back
orpheus but he's wearing wrangler jeans
jorpheus
where in can found patroculus ?
Patroclus is in an npc room in elysium, usually 3-4 chambers before the bosses
the icon is the same as sisyphus'
whether the room shows up or not is RNG but I usually get it
u mean a ! ?
yeah
yeah...RNG isn't always kind
except if u start with a good cast xD
|| https://i.imgur.com/WrJWip8.png || ;w;;;;;
😢
:((((
yum
Anyways, I did some background reading on Zagreus and by some accounts, he was the predecessor to Dionysius, Dio being his 'reincarnation' after his first death.
||This actually comes up in story||
Nice, I was wondering! I should probably give the gods ambrosia since that's probably how it comes up.
I kept giving it to Achilles and Patroclus.
😛
and you are valid for that
I keep trying to give more to Dusa but the game doesnt let me for some reason 
Dusa's giving you that stony reception
She literally can't hold all of the bottles you're giving her
she only has so many snakes
Can you still get Legendaries?
Yes
Or are they officially gone? Cause I haven’t seen them in forever, especially the weaker ones which imo were super fun
Okay thanks
Guess I’ll just keep hoping to try ares and Dionysus legendary
Dio is one of the harder ones to get
But it's all a matter of getting the prerequisite boons and then a little luck with RNG
I think I've seen a legendary boon once, maybe twice?
I guess I'm just unlucky, lol.
Again, it's not really that much luck, aside from finding the prerequisite boons
The prereqs are listed on the wiki, if you're not familiar with what they are
Just look under each god's page
Alright.
one time i got five athena boons in a row and she kept refusing to give me her legendary...
Yeah, I'm looking at these now and with every god I've been in a position to potentially see one of these.
But have only actually come across Zeus'. (Which was pretty meh.)
Dio's sounds amazing, tho.
Hmmm...
In one of the Hades cutscenes he tells Zagreus that Meg will accelerate his process of becoming a "man"
Huhuhu
its hinted pretty heavily they used to be in a relationship
Used to... wish it was still ongoing lol
this server is divided into 4 factions,,,,,,,
thanatos, meg, dusa and the ones who dont care abt romance
Guess I'm 5th party then (Sisyphus)
thats my secret cap...im always thinking about sisyphus
wow I really love the comments zag makes - "Time for Tisiphone maybe?" "I knew it."
it's just really satisfying to have a roguelike like this, where there's actual continuity between runs
tisi tiiime
And Here I am struggling to get out of Tartarus at 120 heat
Probably because I made a goal to myself to get through Tartarus without taking damage, reseting the run everytime I get hit
me
its funny i both want to learn more and i dont want to learn more at the same time about the lore
if that makes any sense
can we romance Asterius
Not yet
I want to ride the bull
(dragon age inquisition flashbacks)
Same hat
see i censored myself
a little bit
don't make me 
anyways gkjfgd there is no indication at this point that we'll be able to date asterius, assuming that was a serious question
like the other furies we can't even gift him
sigh
we can gift meg
"other" furies
it would be boring if we can only gift 1 out of 3 furies in the finished game
if we can even gift hypnos
¯_(ツ)_/¯
SGG's gotta draw a line somewhere
they can't necessarily build full convo trees for every single character
We can gift cerberus which I find hilarious
gotta love the dog
if we cannot gift cerberus something is wrong with this timeline
And the dog loves you back!
You're giving booze to the dog
Does zag uncork the bottle and pour it in a dog bowl for cerb
yes
Or just throw the whole bottle in his mouth

knowing zag, bowl
yet, the first time you gift, cerberus accepts gift with one head and hands over the spiked collar with another head
cerberus is hiding opposable thumbs on his paws
cerberus begs somebody else to open the bottle until they do
nobody can say no to huge puppy dog eyes
he just eats the Whole Bottle
crunch
cronch
Cronch
He's clifford
he could have more spots. and have both these things.
a serpent for a tail, and snakes protruding from parts of his body hey sgg where are cerb's snakes
and Cerberus was the brother of three other multi-headed monsters, the multi-snake-headed Lernaean Hydra hello???
Or you could be like the guy who claimed cerberus was just three well coordinated dogs
Was it herodotus
I bet it was herodotus
nobody actually knows what cerb's name means
Family drama bring messages from hydra to cerb
Though probably not Greek, Greek etymologies for Cerberus have been offered. An etymology given by Servius (the late-fourth-century commentator on Virgil)—but rejected by Ogden—derives Cerberus from the Greek word creoboros meaning "flesh-devouring". Another suggested etymology derives Cerberus from "Ker berethrou", meaning "evil of the pit".```
so is hydra thandere or
They haven't forgiven each other since ... the war
warning: do not google image garmr
wasn't planning to
good, though if people here have a certain fetish, then do google away
ew
Anyways
Yeah cause it died
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