#h1-story-discussion

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simple sparrow
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Have people written the fluff?

simple sparrow
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Like, the H/C fluff?

harsh sleet
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i want to but i’m weak and can’t write

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he’s so good

simple sparrow
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Than gets overworked to the point of, like, passing out, can't get up, however hard he tries, especially because Zag is making certain that he rests. There's only one bed in the house of Hades, and it's in Zag's room...

visual laurel
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i have written things but my anxiety does not let me post stuff that will be contradicted by canon later

merry sorrel
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I'll try tomorrow after work, or during break

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(oh gosh it's 3am and I need to wake up at 7:30am, I feel like this has been, meta wise, a bit of thanatos [seeking] behaviour-- hypnos defied!)

visual laurel
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please go to bed gkjfhgdf

vagrant nova
merry sorrel
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I'll probably also have to punch walls in the bathroom to feel manly again after the fic

harsh sleet
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ok me

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and i’m not even a man

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i’m government assigned thanatos lover

visual laurel
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there's a lot of secret fic floating around

simple sparrow
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Thigh, lemme tell you, I understand that impulse, but the sooner you accept that cannon is whatever the hecc you say it is in fanfic, the better

visual laurel
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but the actual archive is super empty gkjfghfd

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THIGH

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AAAA

merry sorrel
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punch walls to hold back the feels if we want to go gender neutral or punch walls to avoid ovary explosion for femme I guess

bleak osprey
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gold blush thanatos is so good

visual laurel
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sorry my name is ven,

bleak osprey
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hey ven your new name is thigh now

harsh sleet
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THIG H

visual laurel
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GOD

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DAMMIT

bleak osprey
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sorry it’s been government assigned

digital crag
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dionasty thigh

simple sparrow
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Thigh! Watch your language!

bleak osprey
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ven-thigh-diss

simple sparrow
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Ven Thigh-agram

visual laurel
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i

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am allowed to say that

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as are you

simple sparrow
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Oh

harsh sleet
visual laurel
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venn thigh-agram...

simple sparrow
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Fair, I just thought this was a christian minecraft server

visual laurel
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it is

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but we allow damn

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it's basically "words that show up in the games are ok"

simple sparrow
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Ah. Makes sense

harsh sleet
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we are allowed ONE soft curse

visual laurel
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i believe ass is also ok gkdjfgdf wait someone who isn't a mod, say ass

harsh sleet
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ass rooIsee

visual laurel
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yeah there see

simple sparrow
harsh sleet
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AKSKRBRBS

visual laurel
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GKJDFHGKJDF

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ANYWAYS

simple sparrow
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Oh, so there are two...

visual laurel
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I LIKE WRITING FIC BUT I JUST WANT TO BE RIGHT

harsh sleet
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3 i think piss is allowed GWqlabsHyperSweats

visual laurel
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it's allowed but you have to put money in the pyre piss joke jar

harsh sleet
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it is i haven’t been destroyed by the process

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oh man

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💰there u go rooFeels

visual laurel
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thanks

bleak osprey
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that jar has gotta be so full now

visual laurel
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ok i have to go bike home now please find a topic and get on it gkjfgdf

harsh sleet
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ANYWAY on the topic of thighs i wish i could see the minotaurs thighs in the art bc

bleak osprey
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can

simple sparrow
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So, is that 3?

bleak osprey
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can we make the topic not about thighs

harsh sleet
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how crushable am i to the minotaur is an important question

bleak osprey
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please

harsh sleet
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oh ok rooKb sorry

digital crag
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zag said crap

harsh sleet
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gasp

simple sparrow
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I'm not sure that... qualifies?

bleak osprey
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zag also said bastard.

harsh sleet
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GASP

bleak osprey
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it’s true!!

harsh sleet
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yall sound like thanatos telling on him when he was little

bleak osprey
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he says it to meg while talking about the hydra

simple sparrow
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I'm calling it at 3, and sticking with it

digital crag
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hades said piss off boy

simple sparrow
harsh sleet
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AHEHRBSHAJSK

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I CANT -

bleak osprey
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hfjfkfkf that post that’s like “he said the b word” “m/////// doesn’t start with a b” “GASP”

simple sparrow
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I have one image editing tool, and that is paint

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And by gum, I'm not gonna back down because of that

bleak osprey
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yeah it was quite startling to go through hades voice lines looking to make an “every time hades says ‘boy’” compilation

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and find That Line

harsh sleet
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pls,,, thanatos smiling sprite

bleak osprey
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i think i photoshopped that once

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but i can’t get it right now bc i’m on mobile

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also gold blushing thanatos sprite was a thing i did

harsh sleet
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that’s good stuff right there

simple sparrow
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Has anybody gotten to the 1000 conversations with Hades needed to unlock more info in the codex?

harsh sleet
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it’s on the wiki

harsh sleet
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what’s something that zagreus would do that would have gotten thanatos just as pissed as he is at zag atm

visual laurel
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🤔

harsh sleet
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for No Reason in particular

visual laurel
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other than slacking off in general

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it's so hard to say what their relationship was like before the game...can't even really speculate zagpensive

harsh sleet
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slacking off is good enough !! ty

visual laurel
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other than that Than implies zag was like

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depressed

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or at least unmotivated

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and part of the reason Than can't bear to get in Zag's way is because he can tell this is really important to Zag, and he's never seen Zag so like...fired up about something

harsh sleet
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i’m sick and in a lot of pain but writing zag/than sure as heck is making me feel better 😔

harsh sleet
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it’s giving me feels

harsh sleet
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i’m outta writing juice rooFeels

visual laurel
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🇫

maiden wharf
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ZAG/THAN? 👀 looking forward to that fic!!

harsh sleet
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IF I FINISH IT ;;

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i’ve only ever written for one other game before and t wasn’t a ship fic so i’m struggling

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i also never posted it anywhere

maiden wharf
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that's okay!! im proud of you for finishing!!

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i mean

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i believe you'll finish it!!

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harsh sleet
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ty rooCry

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i’ve only got the first bit and i’m already deep in the feels

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“oh, and Than? Welcome home. We missed you.” rooBooli

maiden wharf
harsh sleet
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what’s the zag/than ship name bc

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rn i’ve got thanreus and idk how good that sounds

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zagatos.. rooThink

visual laurel
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thagreus? is the most used one but i don't like how it sounds so i've been using thanazag or than/zag

maiden wharf
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hmm

harsh sleet
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me, bedridden and can barely move: [dragging myself to my compute] d o i t f o r t h a n a t o s

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computer* smh

visual laurel
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please rest too ;;;

harsh sleet
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aaagh i’ve been resting all day i’m tired of laying in bed

harsh sleet
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i have an urge to make a thanatos minecraft skin

maiden wharf
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why not? ^^

harsh sleet
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heck yeah

runic terrace
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do it

maiden wharf
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that iconic middle part 😩 👌

harsh sleet
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ofc

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is it rlly thanatos without the middle parted bowl cut

visual laurel
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middle parted bowl undercut

bleak osprey
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the undercut is very important

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mostly bc i can’t believe i called it

maiden wharf
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i was personally attacked by his design

harsh sleet
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ghfd

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the body is where hes gonna fall apart

visual laurel
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beefy minecraft man mod

harsh sleet
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hmm

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im having trouble tryingto do the like

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cloth bit he has over his arms

maiden wharf
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i don’t play minecraft but if i did i would love to give some input ; - ;

harsh sleet
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its been a while since i made a skin and

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wweew things are different

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i cant wait to use this skin

harsh sleet
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uhh does anyone have the link to his model pictures

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nvm i got it gjdfkgd

normal talon
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tartarus once the fourth biome is released

runic terrace
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this is where hades bought toys for baby zag

normal talon
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hades: did you know how much those toys costed? those things were $7.99 at least!

glad lion
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Hey Zag still gets toys from there they're more then worth it

runic terrace
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zag: hey cool they have detective witchachu merch

glad lion
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Zag: I wonder if lady Artemis would be mad if I traded her boon for this Achilles plush

normal talon
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zag gets a detective pikachu hat

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hades: tatarus is no place for children, boy.
zag, looking around: are...are you sure?

runic terrace
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ACHILLES PLUSH.....

glad lion
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I this Artemis would be ok with Zag getting that, she'd probably want her own LOL

normal talon
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when zag gets to olympus he brings everyone souvenirs from tartarus

glad lion
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Way better then all that ambrosia

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Than has to secretly sneak out to Tarta R us with Zag whenever he wants to buy something
He donts want anyone knowing how much he goes there

bleak osprey
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the nitpicker in me wants to say that it would make more sense as TART "R" US

lunar kiln
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poptartarus

amber canyon
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That sounds more like a pieshop than a section of the underworld

atomic forge
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Bull plushie... that would be nice reference to Bastion lol

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if Bull of Minos would ever Keepsake... let it be that lol

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actually it would be nice to see Theseus and Asterius in house of hades

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especially since they don't seem to be "unruly" as much as the hydra and rest of cast

native marlin
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except they're both already dead, they belong in elysium so they don't go back to the House when they ''die''

normal talon
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the last biome is just a bakery titled “tarts ‘r’ us” and it’s hades in a baker’s apron making sugar cookies

bleak osprey
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i wish i could give ambrosia to asterius :c

normal talon
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nobody knows about hades’ passion for baking

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it’s the underworld’s most hidden secret

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i wanna give him some tooooo

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he seems pretty okay when he’s not trying to kill me

bleak osprey
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zagreus @ asterius

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loaf denied

rapid zinc
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Once I get it to like me >:(

bleak osprey
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gfjhkfjg

normal talon
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hajdjdhdjjd

sleek cape
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Aujwsbhwjwj

high sedge
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@digital crag

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wait should it say styx

runic terrace
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no its lethe!

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AMAZING THO

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i wana redraw that kgkglglgj

lunar kiln
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should be smoke

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the lethe is literally vape stream

maiden wharf
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omg yes a redraw would be amazing

high sedge
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i would give my left arm for a redraw

digital crag
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Vape river

lunar kiln
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the greatest kings live on after death in vape nation

tall ingot
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Where can I get last?

spiral saddle
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hes in elysium

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its patroclus

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his room icon is the same as Sisyphus

harsh sleet
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anyone else

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love thanatos

bleak osprey
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me

harsh sleet
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im tired and ,,, the only thing im thinkin abt is him rooFeels

visual laurel
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mood

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(whips out my secret files to make "thanatos tells you to take care of yourself ASMR 10 hours" but for real this time)

runic terrace
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kdkckcmv omg

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"loving than on a friday afternoon? youre valid"

glad lion
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One day we will all have our dream official Thanatos body pillow

runic terrace
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hxmckcmcm

glad lion
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make it happen supergiant you have the means

simple sparrow
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I mean... If the devs find out it's a hot topic...

runic terrace
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HEY WAIT
ZAG SHOULD BUY ANOTHER ACHILLES POSTER AND GIVE IT TO PAT

bleak osprey
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HE SHOULD

glad lion
runic terrace
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📝

bleak osprey
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"well it makes me feel better."

atomic shale
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oh wow i should not be in this channel

runic terrace
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oh no

simple sparrow
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Vlad nooo...!

atomic shale
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i mean i dont understand that much anyways

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i know thanatos is the god of death but that's abou tit

glad lion
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He is also our precious tsundere

atomic shale
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ah alright then

onyx needle
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Has anyone here ever actually googled/wikied Zagreus? It is pretty interesting if bare bones.

high sedge
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i spoke to patroclus only twice but

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he's giving me...

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big disappointed energy

solar depot
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disappointed but never a disappointment squirtnya

high sedge
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my pat-ro-clus

drifting citrus
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zag, the greatest of all gods who may or may not actually be also dionysus

solar depot
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that pointing spiderman meme but it's zag and dio

harsh sleet
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if there was a thanatos body pillow i’d buy it and my parents would be so concerned

runic terrace
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you buy the thanny pillow
you excitedly run up to the mail truck
the package falls out and hits you
death approaches

harsh sleet
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the body pillow has a sound box that whispers “omae wa mou shindeiru”

runic terrace
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in the underworld we dont say i love you we say omae wa mou shinderu amd i think thats beautiful

amber canyon
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Yknow I wonder

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If the people of the underworld want to get to Tartarus from Elysium

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Do they just jump off a cliff because its faster?

west moat
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I think that would annoy Hades. and he can certainly make your life hell if provoked.

amber canyon
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I mean, whats he gonna do

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Kill you?

glad lion
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worse make you work for the rest of your afterlife

amber canyon
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Just refuse

glad lion
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I mean he's a god im sure he has his ways? and sisyphus gets tortured by the furies right?

amber canyon
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Just be a masochist

glad lion
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i wonder what he would do about that lol

digital crag
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joke's on you you're just gonna stand in some water and be really thirsty

quick rapids
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I love sisyphus

glad lion
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oh yeah... he has those kinds of punishments

quick rapids
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"yeah, I'm stuck rolling this Boulder forever, but, yknow, it's a living. Or a dying rather"

digital crag
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hades knows what you're into so your punishment is appropriately terrible for you

amber canyon
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Plenty of people are used to always being thirsty

quick rapids
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Lmfao

solar depot
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thanny body pillow... every morning your dreams go POF

visual laurel
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fhskfhdj like in a cartoon

quick rapids
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I support my gay tsundere child

merry sorrel
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holy cow 150+ new messages since yesterday

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how many of that are people thirsting over than

visual laurel
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as many as necessary

merry sorrel
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regarding zagreus though, he was only mentioned directly once in orphic hymn and indirectly once as persephone, mother of zagreus, but he was mentioned relatively frequently in Dionysiaca

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and that's also where Megaera came into play, she was assigned by jealous Hera as punisher of mother and son

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Dionysiaca claims that there are two Dionysus, our party boi and Zagreus

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I have not found where Than comes into play though, or if the Zagreus getting torn apart by the Titans bit from Fabulae is going to happen

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I did, however, find fanfic inspiration for that hurt comfort fic...

digital crag
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tbh i think sgg zagreus is just continuing the hades and persephone goth fankid tradition

vagrant nova
harsh sleet
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“how many of you are thirsting over than”

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most of us

shy glade
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isnt that like the permanent mood here 😂

harsh sleet
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absolutely

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esp for me

bleak osprey
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listen, every time iw alk into a chamber and the screen goes all greenish i gasp out loud and i'm immediately like MY BOY

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death approaches nah, my BOY approaches

harsh sleet
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ME

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i’ve always hated green but ,,, when it’s him rooLove

bleak osprey
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i'm so pleased they managed to fit him in............

shy glade
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than: u miss me?
me: YES????

bleak osprey
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ALWAYS,,

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i wasn't even mad when he showed up in elysium last time i was just happy to see him,,

harsh sleet
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press E to smooch than

harsh sleet
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^^ thanatos army rise up

stark tulip
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I love than but also he kills me every time because I tunnel SO HARD on killing enemies Very Fast

harsh sleet
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ive never died in a than room

frozen jolt
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i have once, i think

harsh sleet
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but for the emotional value i might have to

stark tulip
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I die out of game when I see him;;;

bleak osprey
stark tulip
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SAME

harsh sleet
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UGJKDFFG

normal talon
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ME

visual laurel
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called out

lunar kiln
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JSGHJG

harsh sleet
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thanatos: zagreus.
us: oh! a boyfriend.

maiden wharf
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GOD....U RIGHT....

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that's a whole boyfriend right there

harsh sleet
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im never gonna shut up abt him,,,, i love him

maiden wharf
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me too me too

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he's a special special boy

onyx spoke
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I die on a hill for dusa gang

bleak osprey
maiden wharf
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VERTY VERY GOOD

lunar kiln
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-the 9 yr-old roasting me in tf2

maiden wharf
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RHGRHGH

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every time i accidentally hit him i profusely apologize to my screen shadegrief

harsh sleet
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fr everytime im like "I DIDNT MEAN TO!!"

bleak osprey
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it's even worse when your build revolves around, say, zeus lightning or ares cast or whatever

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so you can't HELP hitting him

maiden wharf
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RIGHT!!!! RIGHT!!!!!!!!

harsh sleet
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my personal favourite is"not me, idiot"

lunar kiln
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i'm not sure but if he gets hit by one of the elysium traps he'll blame you for it

maiden wharf
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really? well dang

harsh sleet
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he just wants to blame zag for anything

lunar kiln
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i'm certain he was mad at me even though i was just standing in a corner like

bleak osprey
harsh sleet
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YEEEEES

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ty sparrow

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i love that line

lunar kiln
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there's one line of his thats literally "you are already dead"

bleak osprey
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doubt.jpg

harsh sleet
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omae wa mou shindeiru

maiden wharf
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i love love love these

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OMG YES I LVOE THAT LINE

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im like...hehe...Meme...

bleak osprey
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aha, no, i forgot to search in all, not just in opened

harsh sleet
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i love him

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i love him but also like i wanna punch him

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anyone else feelthat mood

maiden wharf
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thank you based sparrow

bleak osprey
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i don't wanna punch him!

shy glade
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than needs some hug 😔

visual laurel
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i wanna punch him...in the face......with my face

maiden wharf
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very tenderly....

harsh sleet
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ok kinda mood

bleak osprey
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mood ven

lunar kiln
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my favorite character is the intercom

bleak osprey
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hfgdkjf

lunar kiln
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sjghsj i like the idea of hades tapping his mic being like "testing, 1-2 1-2 1-2"

bleak osprey
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i should really put that folder in hades' folder bc it's just his voiceover for during a run

lunar kiln
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"GET HIM"

bleak osprey
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like the that hydra had aFAMILY

shy glade
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tisi tho

bleak osprey
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which, btw, i finally got the other day and i just couldn't stop laughing

shy glade
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tisi saying murder asmr

bleak osprey
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he just sounds so distraught

maiden wharf
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sparrow ur so valid

bleak osprey
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listen, last time around i marked hedwyn's folder with a heart

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now i have more hearts to go around

quick rapids
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I got the that Hydra had a family line yesterday

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10/10

digital crag
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baby hydras running around the lava

dark mural
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Finally got my first clear of Elysium

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Bow with Power Shot and Double Shot is super fun

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Especially with Artemis’s Attack and Dash attack

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Easy 1600 per power shots that crit

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And one shotting any shield with less than 800 health

atomic forge
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Especially with Artemis’s Attack and Dash attack```
I personally favor Athena or Aphrodite's attack, but otherwise that's literally my favorite build in the game.
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I know that a lot of people like Poseidon's attack on Bow, or his special on Spear, but I feel like poking with knockback just makes the game really slow and boring to me.

dark mural
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I prefer the ability to make sure everything is super dead

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But I was banking on Athena attack as a secondary

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Plus I like Poseidon special cause you can basically cheese asphodel with it

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If not Poseidon then Athena

west moat
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...what's up with the minotaur miniboss fight? like... I'm pretty sure there was something I was missing because half the time I wasn't doing damage to him, even with damage numbers popping up.

frozen jolt
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hes pretty beefy, is your damage low or is it just straight up No Damage as in a bug

west moat
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like, his healthbar wasn't moving no damage. I couldn't tell if it was a bug since the statues seemed to still do damage so... probably a bug?

lunar kiln
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""he's pretty beefy"

frozen jolt
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listen he IS

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and couldve been, you can report bugs with F10 in game so if it happens again please report it !

amber canyon
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Hes what, 15k hp now?

west moat
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that is beefy.

bleak osprey
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17k, actually

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13,600 if you drop his health for the final fight

normal talon
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ohhhhhhhhhh

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that's why he was so much easier to kill when i fought him and theseus

hasty cairn
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Just beat theseus/minotaur with a Adamant Rail crit special build!

visual laurel
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sweet! good job!!

hasty cairn
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I stocked up <4 extra lives for that fight and used all but one. Shoutout to Festive Fog to help keep my targets slow enough to be hit with the bombs!

atomic shale
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isnt festive fog the bomb

livid kiln
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it blows man

simple sparrow
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Adamant rail, I'd assume

atomic shale
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yea

atomic shale
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i really cant wait for the dionysus special and triple bomb on rail

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or ares

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or zeis

digital crag
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yeah that's fun

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my best build was triple bomb with dionysus special and cast

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aka "i'm the skeleton bomber now"

west moat
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in trials of the gods, is either god 'more likely' to have rarer boons? ie, if you pick one will the other, angered one have more/less rare boons than the first?

visual laurel
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Don't think so

west moat
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praise ares.

visual laurel
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rarity is only influenced by exchanges, or by mirror upgrades

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or a god keepsake

muted talon
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Sooooo, I finally unlocked some more story from Achilles, basically he went all, "sorry but my heart belongs to another" and am I misreading things but was Zag a little disappointed when he responded?

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this also probably why he keeps namedropping Herakles

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🤔

bleak osprey
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zag is bi, babey!!!

visual laurel
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zag definitely probably had a bit of a crush, yeah

muted talon
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insert 'themoreyouknoooow.gif'

runic terrace
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yeaaaaah!!

quick rapids
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zag bicon

muted talon
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also, I recall reading somewhere that there's one Olympian left to add? Did they mention who they were gonna add?

bleak osprey
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zag, looking at his poster of aphrodite: hm. wonder if she'd sign this?
zag, looking at his poster of achilles: shadehearts achilles must have been incredible back when he was alive

quick rapids
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there are SO MANY people with crushes on achilles

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Artemis fangirls over him constantly

muted talon
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I was thinking Apollo but maybe Demeter makes more sense considering she's Zag's grandmother.

bleak osprey
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artemis's whole thing is that she doesn't do romance, though

quick rapids
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half her lines are like "oh my me you know achilles??? tell him i think he's amazing"

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touche

muted talon
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Artemis is the goddess of chastity after all

sick grove
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Arotemis

west moat
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i'm rather hoping for Hestia myself.

bleak osprey
muted talon
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what would Hestia's boon be?

#

architecture? 😛

bleak osprey
#

i love how much zag hesitates when he's doin the Soft Talking

onyx spoke
#

did the "victory death" recently change to "Is There No Escape?" or have I just been blind this whole time

bleak osprey
#

it was changed, uh..... i wanna say with the goodtimes update

#

nope, mdk

onyx spoke
#

ah ok

quick rapids
bleak osprey
#

MMMMHM

#

love it when i get a headcanon confirmed like that

quick rapids
#

the entire conversation is just OW

void sedge
#

me with all of this reccent talk about zagreus having a bit of a crush on achilles with that on voice line, now this: shadegrief failbag shadegrief failbag

#

just wanna give the guy a hug now is that too hard too ask?

harsh sleet
#

THAT VOICE LINE

#

it’s 4 am i’m emotionally vulnerable and do Not want to be attacked like this

bleak osprey
#

mood, right down to the time

#

;3; unfortunately i am Always emotionally vulnerable where supergiant is concerned

visual laurel
#

zag like "i know i'm giving alcohol to a problem drinker but please don't overindulge, sir,"

quick rapids
#

;w;

#

the little like, hitch in his voice

bleak osprey
#

god. this isn't the only place where darren's voice Does A Thing and i cry about it

#

hey ven remember "i don't want anything to happen"

visual laurel
#

like aaaaalllll of his convos with than are Like That

#

which is why they're so deadly

bleak osprey
#

AND YEAH

visual laurel
#

yes sparrow

#

yes i do

bleak osprey
#

times zag uses The Soft Voice™ : certain achilles conversations, literally everything he says to thanatos, basically nowhere else

quick rapids
#

I was destroyed the first time i got a thanatos encounter and he called him than

#

like y o w z a

visual laurel
#

thanatos: angry
zag: extremely soft
us: oh there's some history here,

bleak osprey
#

what's worse: when zagreus calls thanatos "than" or when thanatos calls zagreus "zag", FIGHT

visual laurel
#

when than calls zagreus "zag" because it signals that even if he sounds irritated it's in a, like, ~close~ way

quick rapids
#

than hit me more cuz like, everybody calls zagreus zag, it means more when than does it obvs but when this is like, the ONLY PERSON zag gives a nickname to its a a a a

visual laurel
#

if he was really mad he'd say zagreus

bleak osprey
#

plot twist it's actually the let's go home line from than

visual laurel
#

kills me

#

every time

quick rapids
bleak osprey
#

literally AND emotionally

harsh sleet
#

hades: stop distracting thanatos from his job
zagreus: ok but you’re missing information
hades: what information
zagreus: i love him

quick rapids
#

"without so much as telling me goodbye" IM MELTING

bleak osprey
#

i should basically just admit at this point that mr. saphire owns my entire soul

harsh sleet
#

me

visual laurel
#

yeah sparrow you've been in deep for like two years

bleak osprey
#

i HAVE

harsh sleet
#

AHAHAHDVFB

bleak osprey
#

and i HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN

visual laurel
#

the entire supergiant crew came after your soul specifically with thanatos

bleak osprey
#

me, in france, unsuspecting: hey tell me something non-spoilery about thanatos, i won't get to enjoy the update for a few days until i get home!
ven, like the monster that she is: oh, i think you'll like his voice :)

#

i will never forgive

#

and yes, yes they did

visual laurel
bleak osprey
#

yEAH

quick rapids
#

;w;

bleak osprey
#

basically All of the voice lines he has for zagreus dying/deathdefying are painful

visual laurel
quick rapids
#

oh my god

#

i didn't even think about lines he would have if you die in the room with him

#

im going to implode

bleak osprey
#

yeah, that's what the "i'm sorry" and "let's go home" lines are for

#

he has a Bunch

visual laurel
quick rapids
#

hhjgkdf

visual laurel
#

thanatos tells you to take care of yourself asmr 10 hours

quick rapids
#

i was not, ready for that one\

#

HE SOUNDS SO SAD

visual laurel
#

that's his secret, luna

bleak osprey
quick rapids
#

OMG

bleak osprey
#

nobody in this chat is ever not sad about thanatos

quick rapids
#

I loved him when i saw him in the update screen because scythe, and then i heard his lines and now im destroyed

visual laurel
#

thanatos is a complicated but good-hearted boy

bleak osprey
#

i distinctly remember booting up the mdk update the first time, hearing his voice line on the menu, and sprinting into ven's dms to scream

quick rapids
harsh sleet
#

yall rlly want me dead don’t u

bleak osprey
#

i think it's very telling that i dug up those edits and was immediately like "hm syd would like this"

harsh sleet
#

shdbfbsmak

#

I’ve Made My Mark

#

ty so much for sending them i Adore him

bleak osprey
#

i kinda want to edit the cropped versions back onto his full sprite now

#

for Authenticity

harsh sleet
#

do it!!!

#

smiley boy

merry sorrel
#

how do we render an equivalent of than's, eh, exposure to a modern hoodie?

#

the, um, under arm exposure

visual laurel
#

off the shoulder oversized sweater

#

obviously

#

alternatively: crop top
move the exposure somewhere else gkfjgfd

quick rapids
#

lolllll

merry sorrel
#

but off the shoulder oversized sweater sounds awful like, what was it called it exactly, back when girls wanted to wear men clothing and the fashion industry misunderstood and made those baggy clothing without the pockets the girls wanted

#

was it called boyfriend style or boyfriend cut again

visual laurel
#

aw
i really like off the shoulder stuff gkjfdgfd

merry sorrel
#

I wasn't complaining, I was trying to find the right term so I could google references

visual laurel
#

they only make oversized sweaters for women, sigh

merry sorrel
#

like brave enough gay men was ever stopped by that limitation

visual laurel
#

i mean
extremely true i just feel bad for these dudes in these "oversized" sweaters that are just like, normal sweaters with no coze factor at all

merry sorrel
#

first, we convince the british guys to dress like that, the world will follow

#

especially, can we convince brian gilbert

visual laurel
#

anyways yeah one of those oversized sweaters with a really wide neckline would be my guess

#

or a crop top gdfkjgf

visual laurel
#

oh my god????

merry sorrel
#

considering than he could be wearing this but

quick rapids
visual laurel
#

you get to see the dialogue i had to miss....

#

it hurts

#

look forward to it

digital crag
#

than in the nip zipper shirt

quick rapids
visual laurel
#

click it

quick rapids
#

I DON WANNA ;w;;;

merry sorrel
#

I sure hope Achilles is voice acted

quick rapids
#

everyone is

merry sorrel
#

if just to make this scene stop everybody's heart harder

quick rapids
#

hgjhjhhhhghjjh

visual laurel
#

YEAH

#

god that line kills me

#

you can tell he was blindsided by it

quick rapids
visual laurel
#

fun fact

#

there's a different version of this convo if you already know who patroclus is

#

but this version hurts way worse imo

rapid zinc
#

✊ 😢

digital crag
#

oof lads

#

oof

merry sorrel
#

can we bring them back together

visual laurel
#

We'd Better Be Able To

#

👀 🔪

#

greg

digital crag
#

open your window

visual laurel
#

I Just Want To Talk, Greg

merry sorrel
#

;;;;;;;;

#

there is always the next Q&A

visual laurel
#

i don't think he's gonna answer questions about future story content lol

digital crag
#

"you'll just have to wait and see!"

visual laurel
#

he barely answers questions about current story content

#

that's how he is gkjdfgfd

#

anyways i thoroughly believe we'll be able to get them back together

digital crag
#

you're playing in dangerous territory, gregory

#

okay, that's a little too ominous for saying in public

visual laurel
#

gkjdfhgkdf

#

we are all emotional about patrochilles

merry sorrel
#

beside, I told a bunch of people "you should play hades because it's supergiant games and achilles is in there"

quick rapids
#

owchie

visual laurel
#

hahahahaha

digital crag
#

your father's family, have to qualify that

#

to avoid the self burn

visual laurel
#

bringing up family at all when you live in greek myth is a double-edged own

steady flint
#

Hey guys. I'm a little disappointed right now. I got to Theseus holding Yarn of Ariadne in my inventory, but there was no extra dialogue about it. D:

neat crow
#

Have you reached Theseus previously?

steady flint
#

Ofcourse

#

It was like my 6th time

neat crow
#

It could be that there was another contextual event that took priority

vagrant nova
#

"No urns permitted in this chamber" I guess they haven't... urned their place

steady flint
#

Well. It was some casual chatting about the "Fiend" and all the Theseus and Minos being good and Zagreus being a bad character.

#

I actually thought that they could make so that Yarn makes him heartbroken or something. + like 10-15% dmg to his healthbar. Wouldn't make much of a difference.

neat crow
#

Do you remember the exact wording, or a portion of the wording? I'm trying to determine what priority event would have overtaken the yarn one

steady flint
#

I'll make you a clip. W8 a minute)

#

Oh, it was a talk about gods.

#

Helping both Theseus and Zagreus.

jovial flare
#

Hi everyone, I just defeated Theseus and Minus for the first time and when I talked to Hades a weird dialogue about the Hydra and the renovations, I think It was the dialogue before the Elysium patch. (I have killed Hydra already many times)

neat crow
#

Please report out of place dialog in-game with F10 when you come across it

jovial flare
#

Ok, thank you :)

steady flint
neat crow
#

This is the line you're referring to, Tian?
God-hated? You'll have to be more specific. I have the gods on my side. Though I suppose you do, too. Why can't they make up their minds?

steady flint
#

Exactly

neat crow
#

The scripting isn't 100% clear, but it appears to have given priority to the 5th encounter dialog over the Yarn dialog. I couldn't see any code that would pick one over the other, so I presume there's some internal selection going when 2 lines are viable

steady flint
#

So there is a Yarn dialog? I just thought it would pick it as a top priority.

neat crow
#

There is a Yarn dialog, yes. Seems you just got unlucky that time

steady flint
#

Okay. Gotcha

#

So interesting to learn about characters interactions though.

neat crow
#

There's a lot to uncover, for sure!

visual laurel
#

yeah, I think he has to run out his "meeting" dialogues and get into generics before he'll comment

#

unlike Patroclus, whose item dialogue takes priority

#

unless it's your first meeting...i think

#

those conditionals are wild

#

i haven't tried to untangle them

neat crow
#

I'm not so sure about that, honestly, since the requirements for the Yarn are only to have gotten through the first Theseus Encounter dialog

visual laurel
#

🤔 i definitely didn't get it even though i was on a later dialogue though

neat crow
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

bleak osprey
#

i assume it’s something similar to how some people don’t get the codex from achilles right away even though they meet the requirements

harsh sleet
#

anything to do with patroclus and achilles breaks my heart

visual laurel
#

mood

#

syd have you finished pat's codex entry

bleak osprey
#

oh no his codex entry ;3;

harsh sleet
#

i haven’t ,,,,

visual laurel
#

👀

harsh sleet
#

i haven’t seen him enough

visual laurel
#

it does take a hot second gkdfjgfd

harsh sleet
#

i’m scared dudes

#

if i managed to do it so quickly with thanatos i can do it with pat

visual laurel
#

😤

harsh sleet
#

me: [knows i gotta finish that zag/than i started]
also me: [pretends it doesn’t exist]

maiden wharf
#

you can do it syd! but don't pressure yourself too hard okay? ^^

pallid glade
#

It was already bought up earlier, but sad boyfriends is killing me rn

visual laurel
#

we are all sad about patroclus and achilles

shy glade
#

the 2 moods:
sad about patrochilles
loving thanatos

visual laurel
#

there are only two moods

#

contained within those moods is the entire spectrum of human emotions gdkfhgfd

pallid glade
#

That's the truth

spring scaffold
#

You're mistaken. The second mood is "loving Hypnos".

harsh sleet
#

the hypnos and thanatos divide

maiden wharf
#

we have two hands

runic terrace
#

hypnos 🤝 shadesmile 🤝 thannypensive

maiden wharf
#

that's the stuff right there ✊ 😩

livid kiln
#

i think its time for north korea to blow us all up

harsh sleet
#

my two hands are for dusa and thanatos

#

im sorry

maiden wharf
#

that's perfectly valid

marsh prawn
#

My two hands are for hypnos

#

He needs extra support

harsh sleet
#

ty,,, i get the feeling u might like hypnos a little

runic terrace
#

me when hypnos is sad: pick ur head up king ur clown nose is falling

harsh sleet
#

KAM FGDJGHKFD

lunar kiln
#

me when theseus is mad: pick your head up king your fake tan is showing

runic terrace
#

me when orpheus is sad: pick your head up k- oh no. oh im so sorry

harsh sleet
#

FHDSJGKFDSG

runic terrace
#

pick ur head up king its on the floor the maenads are playing soccer with it

rapid zinc
#

Me @ Dusa: Pick up your head queen your- oh no oh Gods I'm so sorry

lunar kiln
frozen jolt
#

EKJEHRFKWSJK

runic terrace
#

HFVHJFJFJHFHJ

marsh prawn
#

Nobody has taken any respect hypnos juice today

runic terrace
#

sleepytime tea

marsh prawn
#

Chamomile tea

runic terrace
#

im going to make myself some actually brb hkgjkgkj

shrewd arrow
#

can someone send me the hades roadmap

#

whats coming up next

#

im asking because I think my roadmap button is glitched

runic terrace
#

hey respecting hyp juice im drinkin some chamomile tea thanks for the suggestion

#

ahhhh

#

does that count as a reportable bug actually?

marsh prawn
#

You’re welcome 😌

lunar kiln
#

presumably new god next month

livid kiln
#

what happens if you win to thanatos

#

i just died to him whilst i was ahead

#

and am too salty

#

and i just got a convo between than and hades

#

that proves my bloody point

#

hades is a good guy

#

strict and stern

#

buit good

bleak osprey
#

i'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one tbh

lunar kiln
#

he gives you a centaur heart if you beat him

harsh sleet
#

hades is,,, in no way a good guy

livid kiln
#

if i had to give hades an alignment i'd give him Lawful Neutral

#

he gets the job done, he wants the job to be done properly

#

he's not the nicest person out there

#

but he's not a hypocrite like the olmpians who mess with people's lives

harsh sleet
bleak osprey
#

points at the way hades treats literally everybody around him

pallid glade
#

#Hadesdidnothingwrong

lunar kiln
#

no!!!! no!!!!!!!

livid kiln
#

#HadesDidNothingWrong

bleak osprey
#

#HadesDoesEverythingWrong

pallid glade
#

Hades isn't nice but he isn't bad

livid kiln
#

y'all are looking for somebody to antagonise, but how is he worst than ares

#

who led achilles to his death

bleak osprey
#

oh my god

livid kiln
#

and who loves to see pain be wrought everywhere

lunar kiln
#

all the gods are garbage

bleak osprey
#

points at the remembrances

#

points at every conversation hades has ever had with zagreus

livid kiln
#

zagreus is ungrateful. he's born with everything, he's had the best swordsmaster, the entire kingdom of the dead at his feet, a loyal dog and a whole palace once his dad dies or passes it away

#

you can understand hades' frustration at his own heir

bleak osprey
#

i really can't

livid kiln
#

shunning everything he built

bleak osprey
#

no, okay, it's not frustration

#

frustration is "man, my son won't pick up stuff in his room after i've asked him to"

lunar kiln
#

hades literally doesnt see him as anything other than his heir

#

if zag does so much as having a different opinion about things he'll at best shame him for it

livid kiln
#

i'm a sucker for dad redemption stories tbf

pallid glade
#

^

livid kiln
#

but i would like to see zagreus understanding his place in the general cosmology, and hades start softening up to his son

lunar kiln
#

he literally physically abuses his son lmao

livid kiln
#

see some development in the unyielding god of the dead

harsh sleet
#

i m,, confused bc,,, like one of the main points of the game is that hades is an awful dad

livid kiln
#

that'd be a cool part

#

it is, but stories develop throughout their course

#

it could go of two ways

#

one is zag kills his father

bleak osprey
#

hades has called zag a weakling, an oaf, a "witless, careless brat", and an aberration

livid kiln
#

the other is hades warms up to zagreus'

harsh sleet
#

ngl i think this is the worst take of 2019

onyx spoke
#

supergiant hasn't ever had an antagonist who doesn't have some justification for their actions yet, I wouldn't be surprised if we learn more once they actually unlock hades' codex

bleak osprey
#

and where..... exactly would hades go if he was killed, arthur

livid kiln
#

oblivion

bleak osprey
#

hint: he's already there

livid kiln
#

forgotten

#

destroyed until nothing remains

#

like every god that dies

pallid glade
#

inb4 chaos eats Hades

bleak osprey
#

source?

livid kiln
#

it's usually what happens right?

#

that or i've been reading too much percy jackson

bleak osprey
#

oh

#

oh well that explains it

livid kiln
#

anyway, i don't think hades is a good father; but i do think he's a good ruler

lunar kiln
#

that's a slightly better take

harsh sleet
#

'percy jackson'
ah.

livid kiln
#

he cares for his people, he cares for thanatos and hypnos

#

he has a way things are run

bleak osprey
#

he cares for hypnos

harsh sleet
#

he cares for thanatos only i think is more accurate

bleak osprey
#

🤣

harsh sleet
#

and he cares for thanatos bc thanatos is the son he wishes he had

livid kiln
#

i'm interested in seeing how zagreus and hades' relationship went so badly

#

becausea child will always want to please their parent

#

it's second nature

lunar kiln
#

it was always bad to begin with

harsh sleet
#

Yeah im sure he tried but hades Sucks

livid kiln
#

here's how i think it went down

pallid glade
#

Someone slap a "Hades Lover" role on me and banish me to the pits of tartarus

livid kiln
#

still the damage is done

#

and the wound grows wider and deeper

bleak osprey
#

cool story still abuse

livid kiln
#

yeah still abuse

#

doesnt mean he cant redeem himself

harsh sleet
#

persephone left for a reason tho,,,

bleak osprey
#

also please don't try and dodge proxy

harsh sleet
#

im getting awful flashbacks to bnha,,,,

livid kiln
#

see

#

idk how far you are in bnha

bleak osprey
#

yeah bnha didn't do it very well either

lunar kiln
#

page 0

livid kiln
#

but endeavor becomes my favorite character

#

very quickly

harsh sleet
#

oh no

livid kiln
#

around chapter 210

lunar kiln
#

offtopic for bnha talk please failbag

livid kiln
#

aye captain

runic terrace
#

arthur, please don't dodge the bot by starring out words as well

livid kiln
#

will do

bleak osprey
#

alright, i'm outta this one, have fun

harsh sleet
#

yeah im ,,, done w this conversation lol

vivid coral
#

I was wondering what was meant by proxy lol. Never heard that word used for meaning the filter before.

harsh sleet
#

thats what the bot is called ^^

vivid coral
#

Oh, that's why.

ruby tide
#

Hello everyone, just got the game
A question: Why do the Olympians call Zagreus a half-god?
Even if they believe that Nyx is his mother, she still is a proper deity.

lunar kiln
#

probably bc he's like a Baby by god standards

pallid glade
#

large baboo

ruby tide
#

makes sense

lunar kiln
#

when you call your small lost relative a nickname that has a much deeper meaning than you imagine

bleak osprey
#

i figured it was because from the olympian's perspective, nyx isn't a 'real' god like they are

#

also because he smal

vivid coral
#

smol boyo

lunar kiln
#

nyx: i am the primordial goddess of the night. i am most likely more powerful than any of you
the olympians: you're fake

ruby tide
#

if anything the Olympians are lower in rank than Nyx since she was born directly from Chaos

pallid glade
#

but the Olympians are Like That

onyx spoke
#

olympians are classist

livid kiln
#

the worst room composition:
skullomat + numbskull + witches + pests
with a +200% spawn rate

#

using a spear on a no boon run

#

or at least trying not to have a boon

pallid glade
#

RIP

livid kiln
#

and all of them have armor*

pallid glade
#

good lord

somber cobalt
#

How do I get the flaming skulls to unlock the thing under the sheet in the weapon room? I thought they were the normal sculls, but I have tons of those and it won't unlock.

bleak osprey
#

you have to complete a full run of the game with that much heat active in the pact

harsh sleet
#

to get the statues do u have to do the run with the exact amount of heat or can u go over

bleak osprey
#

you can go over, but you can only unlock one statue at a time afaik

harsh sleet
west moat
honest coral
#

aaaaa he has a glorious beard

bleak osprey
#

clutches heart gently

#

it truly is a glorious beard

#

honestly i just really love patroclus's design in general

limber sage
#

pushes him and Achilles together

#

Now smooch.

bleak osprey
#

please smooch. my heart cannot handle them being apart.

limber sage
#

😭

bleak osprey
#

i stand by what i've said before tho

limber sage
#

LOL

digital crag
#

i gotta draw

#

gimme twenty minutes

hallow oasis
#

OH NO PATROCLES IS HOT

visual laurel
#

omg muun is this ur first time seeing him

#

he's great right

west moat
#

achilles! where are you! I need to tell you something!

bleak osprey
#

is it weird that i really, really love his eyes

#

idk why

visual laurel
#

aaaaa i hate when i have message from pat and achilles isn't there

bleak osprey
#

also he has the same headband achilles does, but with laurels

visual laurel
#

i mean they're generally wearing the same stuff

#

myrmidon uniform

#

boyfriend outfit

bleak osprey
#

shhh ven let me dream

visual laurel
#

except pat has armor and achilles doesn't

rapid zinc
#

Who doesn't love a man in (Myrmidon) uniform?

tardy cedar
#

what if we start a story chain where patroclus and achilles write messages to each other in the codex and zag is the messenger

digital crag
#

his eyes are Soulful

visual laurel
#

zag's already basically carrying love letters

#

i wonder if the codex can even be Written In

#

given what achilles says abt its content

tardy cedar
#

love breaks all barriers

digital crag
#

it can be unlocked by Love

harsh sleet
#

zag on thans page: hes kinda cute tho

digital crag
#

yeah!!

bleak osprey
#

zag, doodling hearts around the edges of various pages

harsh sleet
#

gfkjgd

#

that'd be so cute

bleak osprey
#

hades' picture has stink lines coming off of it

harsh sleet
#

zag: [drops the codex open on a page where hes doodled hearts]
zag: i-I CAN EXPLAIN

hallow oasis
#

I JUST got his reveal in game and I just akghakhgkhaa

#

He actually looks Greek and that makes me really really happy

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That said I sort of hope they go for a Hadestown aesthetic for Orpheus because I kind of love his "Boy ain't right" look

visual laurel
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the iliad makes a big deal of achilles' glorious mane so that one i understand but theseus....theseus bleaches his hair im sorry

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his tan? fake
his hair? fake
his theatrics? hammy
me? my feet are on fire

digital crag
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his shield, wack

atomic shale
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his second stage, wack

digital crag
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the way that he summons the favor of the gods, wack

bleak osprey
atomic shale
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he loosk like his voice

digital crag
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orpheus is a bicon

atomic shale
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looks*

honest coral
neat tendon
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I wasted ambrosia on Hades smh Bruh didn't even give me anything

visual laurel
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hades taking ur stuff and then berating you for being considerate is very in-character

neat tendon
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Idk what I expected, I truly played myself

harsh sleet
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i thought i was being so nice by giving him an ambrosia

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then he DID THAT

sick grove
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I don't know if this has been done yet but I've learned my lesson about not looking back

runic terrace
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AAAA HIS CLOAK IS PLAID

onyx spoke
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orpheus but he's wearing wrangler jeans

runic terrace
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jorpheus

harsh sleet
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jort-pheus

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plaid cloak with the jorts

pine spade
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where in can found patroculus ?

visual laurel
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Patroclus is in an npc room in elysium, usually 3-4 chambers before the bosses

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the icon is the same as sisyphus'

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whether the room shows up or not is RNG but I usually get it

pine spade
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u mean a ! ?

visual laurel
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yeah

pine spade
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ok

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well in 5-6 runs i dont get hum 😦

visual laurel
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yeah...RNG isn't always kind

pine spade
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except if u start with a good cast xD

quick rapids
drifting citrus
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😢

visual laurel
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:((((

muted talon
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Whenever Persephone shows up, she better be wearing these.

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(pomegranate earrings)

cold canopy
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yum

muted talon
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Anyways, I did some background reading on Zagreus and by some accounts, he was the predecessor to Dionysius, Dio being his 'reincarnation' after his first death.

rapid zinc
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||This actually comes up in story||

muted talon
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Nice, I was wondering! I should probably give the gods ambrosia since that's probably how it comes up.

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I kept giving it to Achilles and Patroclus.

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😛

visual laurel
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and you are valid for that

tardy cedar
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I keep trying to give more to Dusa but the game doesnt let me for some reason ajfingerguns

neat crow
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Dusa's giving you that stony reception

rapid zinc
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She literally can't hold all of the bottles you're giving her

cunning needle
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she only has so many snakes

dark mural
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Can you still get Legendaries?

neat crow
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Yes

dark mural
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Or are they officially gone? Cause I haven’t seen them in forever, especially the weaker ones which imo were super fun

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Okay thanks

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Guess I’ll just keep hoping to try ares and Dionysus legendary

neat crow
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Dio is one of the harder ones to get

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But it's all a matter of getting the prerequisite boons and then a little luck with RNG

limber sage
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I think I've seen a legendary boon once, maybe twice?

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I guess I'm just unlucky, lol.

neat crow
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Again, it's not really that much luck, aside from finding the prerequisite boons

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The prereqs are listed on the wiki, if you're not familiar with what they are

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Just look under each god's page

limber sage
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Alright.

cunning needle
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one time i got five athena boons in a row and she kept refusing to give me her legendary...

limber sage
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Yeah, I'm looking at these now and with every god I've been in a position to potentially see one of these.

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But have only actually come across Zeus'. (Which was pretty meh.)

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Dio's sounds amazing, tho.

dawn ore
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Hmmm...

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In one of the Hades cutscenes he tells Zagreus that Meg will accelerate his process of becoming a "man"

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Huhuhu

tardy cedar
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its hinted pretty heavily they used to be in a relationship

dawn ore
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Used to... wish it was still ongoing lol

visual laurel
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🤷 seems like it was kinda rocky

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not surprising

harsh sleet
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this server is divided into 4 factions,,,,,,,

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thanatos, meg, dusa and the ones who dont care abt romance

rapid zinc
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Guess I'm 5th party then (Sisyphus)

harsh sleet
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DAMN I FORGOT

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im so sorry sisyphus

runic terrace
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thats my secret cap...im always thinking about sisyphus

west moat
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wow I really love the comments zag makes - "Time for Tisiphone maybe?" "I knew it."

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it's just really satisfying to have a roguelike like this, where there's actual continuity between runs

runic terrace
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tisi tiiime

dawn ore
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And Here I am struggling to get out of Tartarus at 120 heat

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Probably because I made a goal to myself to get through Tartarus without taking damage, reseting the run everytime I get hit

lunar kiln
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me

west moat
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You think I jest? You think I haven't tried!?

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hades...

tardy cedar
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its funny i both want to learn more and i dont want to learn more at the same time about the lore

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if that makes any sense

merry sorrel
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can we romance Asterius

rapid zinc
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Not yet

digital crag
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I want to ride the bull

visual laurel
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(dragon age inquisition flashbacks)

digital crag
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Same hat

visual laurel
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see i censored myself

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a little bit

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don't make me banne

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anyways gkjfgd there is no indication at this point that we'll be able to date asterius, assuming that was a serious question

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like the other furies we can't even gift him

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sigh

merry sorrel
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we can gift meg

visual laurel
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"other" furies

merry sorrel
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it would be boring if we can only gift 1 out of 3 furies in the finished game

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if we can even gift hypnos

visual laurel
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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SGG's gotta draw a line somewhere

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they can't necessarily build full convo trees for every single character

digital crag
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We can gift cerberus which I find hilarious

visual laurel
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gotta love the dog

merry sorrel
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if we cannot gift cerberus something is wrong with this timeline

rapid zinc
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And the dog loves you back!

digital crag
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You're giving booze to the dog

visual laurel
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and the dog is enjoying it thoroughly

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it's dog-safe booze

merry sorrel
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the dog is godly good

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very good boy x3

digital crag
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Does zag uncork the bottle and pour it in a dog bowl for cerb

visual laurel
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yes

digital crag
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Or just throw the whole bottle in his mouth

visual laurel
merry sorrel
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knowing zag, bowl

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yet, the first time you gift, cerberus accepts gift with one head and hands over the spiked collar with another head

visual laurel
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cerberus is hiding opposable thumbs on his paws

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cerberus begs somebody else to open the bottle until they do

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nobody can say no to huge puppy dog eyes

upper vigil
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he just eats the Whole Bottle

visual laurel
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crunch

west moat
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cronch

digital crag
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Cronch

merry sorrel
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also, why isn't cerberus spotted?

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isn't his name Spotted?

digital crag
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He's clifford

west moat
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he could have more spots. and have both these things.

visual laurel
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a serpent for a tail, and snakes protruding from parts of his body hey sgg where are cerb's snakes

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and Cerberus was the brother of three other multi-headed monsters, the multi-snake-headed Lernaean Hydra hello???

digital crag
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Or you could be like the guy who claimed cerberus was just three well coordinated dogs

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Was it herodotus

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I bet it was herodotus

visual laurel
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nobody actually knows what cerb's name means

digital crag
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Family drama bring messages from hydra to cerb

visual laurel
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Though probably not Greek, Greek etymologies for Cerberus have been offered. An etymology given by Servius (the late-fourth-century commentator on Virgil)—but rejected by Ogden—derives Cerberus from the Greek word creoboros meaning "flesh-devouring". Another suggested etymology derives Cerberus from "Ker berethrou", meaning "evil of the pit".```
merry sorrel
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so is hydra thandere or

digital crag
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They haven't forgiven each other since ... the war

merry sorrel
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warning: do not google image garmr

visual laurel
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wasn't planning to

merry sorrel
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good, though if people here have a certain fetish, then do google away

digital crag
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ew

merry sorrel
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I mean, I can't complain because I know people pay their rent thanks to this

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ahem

digital crag
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Anyways

visual laurel
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yeah could we maybe get back on a topic here

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a pg topic

merry sorrel
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so cerberus is related to hydra

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but hydra looks...dead.

west moat
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how many bodies does hydra have

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how... large, is hydra

digital crag
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Yeah cause it died

west moat
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like

merry sorrel
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who are you asking, I guess, in-game he could only get up to 6 heads so 7 total

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or something like that