#h1-story-discussion | Supergiant Games | Page 54

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 3:10 AM

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kjdfhgd i think i actually even said something like that to debunk the deal being about patroclus before....woops

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meg says he must be somewhere in elysium but yeah

elder needle Apr 19, 2019, 6:16 AM

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Is Megaera supposed to join the Hall of Hades after her first defeat? My only victory against her was my first attempt and she's not in the hall.

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 6:19 AM

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She will usually show up after you defeat her, yes, but sometimes she won't.

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She also only shows up after runs where you face her and defeat her

pulsar jetty Apr 19, 2019, 7:21 AM

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whew!

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243219194370326528/568697546185244703/unknown.png

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my god that was a struggle

cold canopy Apr 19, 2019, 7:22 AM

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congrats!

pulsar jetty Apr 19, 2019, 7:29 AM

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also i might have found two bugs in the meanwhile

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gonna have to hunt it down tomorrow

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:3

elfin shadow Apr 19, 2019, 10:44 AM

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We've got the bicep and belt of the new guy .https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/zk3OIi-SVIWes6rPIEVLbo-7bLDPuSTcI1HQm0TsqlJUu0GgyYyNfR8-7IoRsPOH7Fi4q0HjgAt4O_wcZ2OsGQwTsGbznd-DAO6JrO0EjRZMhHcDRW2ruSGrPil8AVD5Zidb9ZEWbOHhjwCh4vvZqTzSxhUZOR7PlQI=s0-d-e1-ft#https://gallery.mailchimp.com/f519b2fbd456ae854439ed997/images/e1dfc22f-e03d-4ad1-8ace-2b8d5a171136.png

elder needle Apr 19, 2019, 11:04 AM

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Is the hydra the last boss as of now? Or is there something else beyond that?

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 11:30 AM

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Last boss for right now

elder needle Apr 19, 2019, 11:39 AM

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Thanks

lunar kiln Apr 19, 2019, 11:41 AM

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uh hello???? how did u get that

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 11:43 AM

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supered giante blaste

lunar kiln Apr 19, 2019, 11:43 AM

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oh,,,

limber sage Apr 19, 2019, 12:05 PM

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???

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:06 PM

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New character teaser, somebody from Elysium apparently

limber sage Apr 19, 2019, 12:09 PM

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My friend and I were just talking the other day about who could be added... We figured Hephaestus would be slightly redundant since we get Daedalus' hammer, but that teaser has me second guessing that a bit.

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Unless they decided to make Apollo super burly, which could be interesting, lol.

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Then again, sports and athleticism is under Hermes' belt, so... Hrmm.

onyx spoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:14 PM

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Hermes would probably be less of an absolute unit than what we see

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my vote is Hephaestus or Apollo

limber sage Apr 19, 2019, 12:16 PM

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Both in terms of theme and potential mechanics, I can see a ton of potential for Apollo, so I want him to get added next.

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But I can also see how Hermes might work. Especially if the 6th weapon is some sort of throwing dagger(s) or something.

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(I have nothing to support that, I'm just speculating for funsies.)

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:19 PM

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I guess the question is whether they had time to add a new god while they were also doing the new biome

onyx spoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:20 PM

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I can't really see that tantalizing unknown armpit as anything other than a god

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:20 PM

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i also think it's way too much beef to be a mere mortal lol

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if it is a god, imo apollo is the most obvious next choice

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we already have artemis, after all

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and apollo's a really major god

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i'm gonna be kinda disappointed if it is apollo but i guess jen's gotta give every god magic muscles lol

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:22 PM

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I thought Apollo supposed to be more of a "pretty boy" type, no?

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:22 PM

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he is

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that's what i mean, i'd be kinda disappointed if he was this beefy

onyx spoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:22 PM

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yeah it honestly looks too beefy to be apollo

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 PM

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but she also made dionysus pretty beefy

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so, like

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like you know while we're on the topic of softboy gods

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:23 PM

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Maybe it's Hephaestus with his boons as some way to improve weapon further?

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

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would hephaestus be that......clean?

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

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I would like a way to improve weapon more than once

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Hmm, good point

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

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can't see a forge god wearing a white chiton

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seems like a bad idea

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

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Oh, what if it IS Patrocles who is beefier than Achiless 😄

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:24 PM

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i want to bee leaf,,,,

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:25 PM

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that is certainly a running theory but not one i've got too many of my betting dollars in kjfgdf

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:25 PM

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obviously. its orpheus

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:25 PM

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WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC OF SOFTBOYS

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:26 PM

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How beefy you get by playing musical instruments for eternity

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:26 PM

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orpheus is a mortal, there's still hope for him not to be a mountain of a man

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:26 PM

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Or, well, maybe it's one of hundreds other greek heroes

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Half-god ones

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:26 PM

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ajax, lol

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"now that achilles isn't in elysium, I'M the strongest greek!!!"

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:27 PM

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I now remember Ajax the Greater and the Lesser in the depiction of OSP
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322465241071878145/479583744001572882/unknown.png

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

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hahhahahaha

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ajax was a jerk though so i don't want to meet him

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so was theseus

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get those guys outta here

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

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This is the only thing I know about Ajaxes, what I saw in OSP vids 😄

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

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it'd be super awk meeting theseus anyways

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since theseus was like

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"i'm gonna try to kidnap persephone" that one time

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

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Maybe we'll find a chair with parts of his buttocks

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:28 PM

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and then hades stuck him to a chair and--

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yeah

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athenians, more like, athinians, can't get thicc because theseus cursed them to be butt-less for eternity

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hercules has also been suggested

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i could see it being hercules

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though i'd be a little disappointed with that since hercules is like.......a really popular topic of other stories

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i've seen like 200 different versions of hercules i'm TIRED OF HIM

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:30 PM

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Btw, Hercules and Heracles is the same person?

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:30 PM

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yeah

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roman spelling vs greek spelling

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:31 PM

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Thanks to Disney, first one is more known nowadays, despite it being non-canonical

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:31 PM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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it's canonical for the romans

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and english is more closely related to latin than to greek

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:31 PM

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But villain is Hades and not Pluto. Because in Disney Pluto is a dog

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:32 PM

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right!

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:32 PM

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Imagine Hercules movie but with Pluto as main villain

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:32 PM

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but yeah i think hercules could be a safe guess
i still think that amount of muscle is god muscle but the way the email phrased it makes it sound like an elysium character

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another complication with hercules is that he's like

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mythically weird. in two places at once

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technically he ascended to olympus, but if he was on olympus, storytellers wouldn't be able to have heroes meet him in the underworld

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so he's just, like, both on olympus and in elysium

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why not

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:34 PM

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And about "200 different versions", I think at this point Hercules/Heracles is so inherent to greek mythology that it would be weird to not include him in a game based around greek mythology

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:35 PM

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that's valid, i'm just like.........i wanna see other characters you know

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:35 PM

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I get it

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:35 PM

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and SGG has said part of the appeal of setting the story in the underworld is about depicting characters who don't usually get to be depicted

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like Chaos

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or Nyx

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chthonic deities aren't as popular as the subjects of art and stories

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:36 PM

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Also fun fact, here in Russia word "Hercules" is more associated with oatmeal (because "Hercules" was most common (or only one I dunno) oatmeal brand in USSR), and the hero is Heracles

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:37 PM

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next noclip episode has a whole segment about how long SGG struggled over whether to call him heracles or hercules

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:38 PM

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I think it will be Heracles, because, well, greek spelling for greek hero where everyone's greek

harsh sleet Apr 19, 2019, 12:39 PM

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im sticking to the beefy guns

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i think its gonna be patroclus

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:39 PM

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its hercules because the person who said so had the biggest paintball gun when they discussed it

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:41 PM

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i wonder if patro-klos and hera-kles are etymologically related at all 🤔 i think they might be

cerulean yoke Apr 19, 2019, 12:41 PM

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Is Patrocles known for anything besides being Achilles boyfriend?

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:41 PM

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"kleo" a popular name choice

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uhhhh he's known for dying

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if you wanna get nitty gritty he technically managed to kill a son of zeus

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that's fairly impressive

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I WAS RIGHT IT'S THE SAME KLEO

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lots of glory going around here

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Hēraklês, Glory/Pride of Hēra heck yeah

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Pátroklos, "glory of the father" i love etymology it's fun

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:43 PM

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oh like...paternity......

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:43 PM

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yeah

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:44 PM

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the same pat....

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:44 PM

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greek patr- came into latin as pater and various things like that. patria, one's fatherland, for example

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patriotism? same thing

runic terrace Apr 19, 2019, 12:44 PM

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oh!!!

visual laurel Apr 19, 2019, 12:45 PM

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Cleopatra is, yeah, absolutely just a lady version of Patroclus

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the other thing is that hercules usually has a lion skin

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and while, to be fair, we can't see much of this dude from the portrait, he's not obviously got a lion skin

digital crag Apr 19, 2019, 5:38 PM

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whoooa

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my bean got freaked

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my etymology bean

digital crag Apr 19, 2019, 7:04 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/u5EOhIE.png i just had a realization and now i'm shadegrief

Imgur

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madeleine miller saw it and went for it

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 8:59 AM

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I don't think it will be Apollo because even with godly physique Apollo should be slimmer than this, they specifically drew attention to the beefiness of the bicep

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Which means it should be a person famed for strength

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I'm not sure why Hephaestus would wear white blue and gold as a god of fire and blacksmithery which is also why I wouldn't think it's Helios

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I wouldn't have said Hermes either because he's a flighty trickster god so being really muscly doesn't make too much sense for him either?

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tbh what if it's Morpheus

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Beyond the reference in the Matrix he gets basically no mention in pop culture and the blue would make sense for a dream/sleep/chill character, especially if Hypnos is also blue (but would they add 2 gods associated with sleep?)

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Otherwise I can't think of anyone large in the pantheon and definitely not one of the major 12

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I think Patroclus would be cool especially since he should be in Elysium and I have to imagine they'll add him at some point, but Patroclus was younger than Achilles - the greatest mortal warrior - and Achilles is half as muscular as this guy in the game so that wouldn't make sense

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Maybe Eros? blue would be an interesting choice as an accent when pink and red are Right There but hey a big sexy beefcake right?

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What if it's Atlas

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:17 AM

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I would say it wouldn't make sense for it to be Apollo, but Hellenic Dionysus is also typically depicted as a beardless, slim, effeminate youth, and he's been drawn fairly muscular here

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:17 AM

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True but they WERE going for like that surfer dude fratboy kinda vibe

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:17 AM

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well who's to say they won't be going for a different vibe with Apollo?

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the gods in particular have been beefy, so far, is all I'm saying, even the ones you kinda wouldn't expect

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I think if it's not a god, then an elysian hero is most likely

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Atlas is a Titan, and is holding up the earth besides, and wouldn't be in Elysium

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:20 AM

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Nobody said the titans wouldn't be in the game, and most of the gods we talk to are in Olympus using (presumably Iris) prehistoric Skype

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:20 AM

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i mean that's fair, but why Atlas specifically? seems like an odd choice out of all the available options

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:21 AM

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Plus there's no god that makes sense to associate with Elysium, if it is a god it's someone unrelated to the biome

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Super beefy - holds up the world

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:21 AM

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keep in mind the roadmap also suggests there will only be a few more story characters introduced

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:21 AM

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Dark skin like the earth, blue dress for the oceans, green highlights in the skin for nature

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:22 AM

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dionysus and artemis are the only two gods so far where you could claim their skin color to be symbolic so idk if that's particularly solid

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the highlights could also just be elysium colors, if it's an inhabitant of elysium

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green and blue seem fairly heaven-ish

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:23 AM

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Just because there's not a skin precedent doesn't mean that it couldn't happen

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Also much like I would with Apollo I'd associate light warm colours with Elysium, not dark cold colours

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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🤷 asphodel was warm

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VERY warm, lol

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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lmao true

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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could be ghost colors too, like achilles. shade green

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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But then there'd be transparency

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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maybe they haven't added it yet, to throw us off

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:24 AM

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Can't be a shade if there's no transparency

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Maybe but is that their style

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:25 AM

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based on conversations had offscreen i am very willing to say "maybe"

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:25 AM

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Hahahaha

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Still, they like people guessing, I don't think they'd go out of their way to make it harder

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:26 AM

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well if it's solid then that would seem to mean it could ONLY be a god

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or a titan, but again i think it would be odd to introduce a whole new class of characters when they claim they're only aiming to have like 3 or 4 more total

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plus i don't know what atlas would bring to the table

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:27 AM

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Also I'd just like to point out that I think their development timeline is a little conservative

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:27 AM

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and the wording of the email implied it was someone we'd meet in elysium

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:27 AM

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That or we're really not going to get a lot of the major 12

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:27 AM

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i mean, i think we aren't

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hera, hestia, and hephaestus are already kind of "covered" by their weapons

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apollo, hermes and demeter are still totally up in the air, and apollo's kind of a shoo-in

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imo

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:28 AM

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Some of them would be awkward to make powers for

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But I would've said Hephaestus would be a more popular option than Demeter

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:29 AM

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demeter would be awkward to include in the story

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given the whole, uh

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:29 AM

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I definitely think Apollo will get in

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:29 AM

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persephone thing

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unless she reaches out to zag in the hopes that zag will help her locate her daughter

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:29 AM

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Because surely Apollo will be DOT/healing abilities

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I could see that happening

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Nobody else knows what Zag is trying to do it would be cool to have a family member on his side who knows the score

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:30 AM

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oh wait that's right actually

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i wonder if demeter would even know

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:30 AM

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She could be more of a room assistant like Thanatos

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:30 AM

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persephone didn't go back to olympus, there's no reason demeter would know that zag was looking for her

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:31 AM

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Surely she said something to her mum, they weren't estranged

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:31 AM

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we don't know

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:31 AM

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They're like the most stable Olympian relationship in the classical mythos lmao

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Everyone else is p damn rocky but they held it together for the most part

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And they're usually tight in interpretive work

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:31 AM

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guess we'll have to find out!

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:31 AM

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I guess we will

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Stilllllllllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaa jeeeeez whaaaaaat 8-12 months of development

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:32 AM

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yeah lol

bleak osprey Apr 20, 2019, 9:32 AM

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i’m excited

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one of my favourite things is looking back at the trailer and comparing it to the game that we have now and then thinking about what it’ll look like a few more months down the line

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:33 AM

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So am I hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Also???? I can't believe its been nearly 50 days since the last upd8

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:34 AM

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time flies!

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just a couple weeks to go

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I'll only have a few days to play before I go on a three day hike jdfhgfd

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i'll have to play constantly to try to get myself reasonably spoiled

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oh wait thanks to the time difference i'll only have 2 days actually,

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:35 AM

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A time zone????? bein?g useful?

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:36 AM

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not useful it means i have less time gkdfjgfd

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:36 AM

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O h

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:36 AM

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patches always drop at awful times for me and i can never attend the AMAs 😦

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:36 AM

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I read it wrong

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:37 AM

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last patch I woke up two hours earlier than usual so I could play before work 😂

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:38 AM

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I'm waking up at 3 AM for the Homestuck epilogue because I live in NZ : )))

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It's 9:38 PM

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Hmmmmmmmmm... might make that 4

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Or 5

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:39 AM

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rip

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:40 AM

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Yeah

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God I hate America why does it have to be like this

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13 hour difference

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:40 AM

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i'm in Japan so we're on a uhhh 16 hour difference

acoustic condor Apr 20, 2019, 9:41 AM

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I'm so sorry for your loss

visual laurel Apr 20, 2019, 9:41 AM

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AMAs are around 2 AM 😂

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It's ok! some-mod-y's gotta be awake when nobody else is

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ajfingerguns

atomic forge Apr 20, 2019, 3:30 PM

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Has anyone completed the codex entry for Hades where you need to talk to him like 1000 times?

neat crow Apr 20, 2019, 3:39 PM

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Not that I've seen, no

cerulean cipher Apr 20, 2019, 3:44 PM

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Honestly part of me wants to just spam deaths or something but I don't really know if I would appreciate getting the 1000 conversation info thing if I did since it would be fake attempts/conversations as much as I would doing an actual 1000 attempts/conversations.

digital crag Apr 20, 2019, 4:08 PM

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if you want you can check out the codex entry on the wiki

cerulean yoke Apr 20, 2019, 5:03 PM

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Also you can just wait until some updates, previous updates lowered the requirement on other characters from 1000 to 10 I think

cerulean cipher Apr 20, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Oh I'll probably wait for the updates then, thanks

cunning needle Apr 20, 2019, 7:05 PM

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have we considered the possibility that Buff Lad is Sisyphus yet

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i mean he does push a boulder up a hill repeatedly

digital crag Apr 20, 2019, 7:08 PM

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as much as i've been awaiting the forbidden beef, it sounded like a new character

bleak osprey Apr 20, 2019, 7:09 PM

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yeah, that

harsh sleet Apr 20, 2019, 7:28 PM

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uh oh its actually charon

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the real forbidden beef

rapid zinc Apr 20, 2019, 7:43 PM

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👀 Please

cunning needle Apr 20, 2019, 7:44 PM

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charon actually looks like skeletor

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buff skele-man

rapid zinc Apr 20, 2019, 7:45 PM

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🅱ls

harsh sleet Apr 20, 2019, 7:50 PM

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HEY LOOK

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charon is the beefiest hades character

digital crag Apr 20, 2019, 7:52 PM

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buff charon doesn't need a boat he just yeets you across the styx

cunning needle Apr 20, 2019, 8:23 PM

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he works out from carrying all that coin

harsh sleet Apr 20, 2019, 8:58 PM

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this is reminding me of the buffsuki memes

atomic forge Apr 21, 2019, 10:24 AM

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damn those tiny but deadly beatles...

granite pebble Apr 21, 2019, 1:06 PM

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Hey, did Supergiant said how it will be with Pact of Punishment and the statues after they add new area?

visual laurel Apr 21, 2019, 1:07 PM

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They haven't said anything specific about it, no

granite pebble Apr 21, 2019, 1:08 PM

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Thanks

atomic forge Apr 21, 2019, 8:45 PM

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been a while since i played hades and after a few runs i miss 1 thing thats locked in the codex thingy

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something under the heat item

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can somebody tell me what i should be looking for

digital crag Apr 21, 2019, 8:46 PM

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you gotta fail challenges in heat gates

atomic forge Apr 21, 2019, 8:47 PM

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ooooh its the union

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aight makes sense i havent gotten it then

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:15 PM

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yeah so i was saying. i hope elysium follows up on this conversation between meg and achilles https://i.imgur.com/zJ3fQ9s.jpg

Imgur

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:15 PM

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i can't wait to be in Pain™

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:16 PM

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the Achilles Update

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:16 PM

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the cry a lot update

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:17 PM

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we're bullying our token himbo quite a bit in this update but we promise you it'll be worth it

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:17 PM

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token himbo..............................

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"yeah we're diverse, achilles in security is a himbo"

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:17 PM

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achilleshimbothink

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

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it's not gonna be an easy reunion for sure but by god it better freakin' happen

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supergiant

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

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oh IT BETTER

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:20 PM

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you have the GALL to separate them in the first place when the utter DRAG that is the Odyssey had them together,

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:21 PM

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put. the lost loves together. stop. having them be apart

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:21 PM

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if they can give us meg x hypnos crack interactions they can give us achilles/patroclus content

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:21 PM

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MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:21 PM

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SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:25 PM

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remember the early days of pact of punishment https://i.imgur.com/QDZX9L8.jpg

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runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:25 PM

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HBFVHJFHJFHJ

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:27 PM

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god i look at the hades memes i made and wish half of them werent real

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:27 PM

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theyre real.....and theyre here to haunt you

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:28 PM

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blease is a mood sometimes

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:28 PM

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me @ past me

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:28 PM

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this is the only good meme i've made

📎 hes_valid.jpg

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:29 PM

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me when i forget which one i sent to stop my son https://i.imgur.com/uffF2xB.jpg

Imgur

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:30 PM

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📎 its_true.png

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i still like chaos' salt but thanatos just brought so much fresh new salt to the table

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the table salt

cerulean yoke Apr 22, 2019, 1:31 PM

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Goddammit, smiling Chaos is beyond creepy

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:31 PM

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thanks

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:31 PM

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be glad you weren;t here when it was belgo's icon

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:31 PM

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oh i remember i had the smiling athena pfp when i joined

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:32 PM

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me on march 12 2019: since that encounter my life has never known peace. the following day, snakes began manifesting in my home physically

#

oooh yeah i rember that

#

oh this was good

📎 -2.png

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

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no!!! orpheus would never do that

honest coral Apr 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

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OH GOD

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:33 PM

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im sorry zagreus. but those are NOT the lyrics

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

#

📎 sisyphean.jpg

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

#

📎 Screenshot_20190219-080819.jpg

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

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rip sisyphus, been here since the game was released and you still don't have a portrait

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:34 PM

#

rest in peaciphus

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:35 PM

#

https://i.imgur.com/HmAT40G.png

Imgur

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:35 PM

#

jhgvjhgvhjfvhj

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:35 PM

#

🅱eating

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:35 PM

#

📎 zag_but_i_dont_give_you_the_context.png

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📎 aKNIFEEE.png

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:36 PM

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npcs who have been in the game since release but still dont have a portrait:
-sisyphus
-nyx
-orpheus
-charon (?)

#

SJFHDDSJFG

#

ok im making something unspeakable again and i just noticed achilles' killer eyebrows

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:43 PM

#

omg

#

youre up in your lair mixxing bubbling jpegs over a cauldron

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:44 PM

#

worse

#

actually i'm surprised this hasnt been done before

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:45 PM

#

blurryeyes

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:54 PM

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ok this is legit terrible

#

this is why god didnt grant me art skills https://i.imgur.com/DSIrVdC.png

Imgur

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:55 PM

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wig

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:55 PM

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wig! okay!

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

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i just made a noise like aj watching a rite like (deep breath) MMMMMHMHMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

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achwiglles

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

#

ACHWIGGLYS????

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

#

wiggles..........................

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

#

hes wiggle

frozen jolt Apr 22, 2019, 1:56 PM

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wigflew

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:57 PM

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i think, hades would be a much better game if everyone was just bald

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 1:58 PM

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bold choice

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:58 PM

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well theres always bauldy

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:58 PM

#

are you sure

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 1:59 PM

#

oh are you giving him hair

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 1:59 PM

#

no but like

#

maybe there's some moss growing on it

#

...you gave me another horrible idea but i dont have the skills to execute it

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:00 PM

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kam does

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:00 PM

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bouldy but it has the cast's haircuts

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:00 PM

#

but wait aren't rolling stones supposed to gather no moss

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:00 PM

#

BOULDY SKINS

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"meg ponytail"

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"thanatos bowlcut"

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sisyphus trying to get on the house's staff's good side: (sculpts tiny bouldies and makes tiny little wigs for each of them)

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:03 PM

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aw than has an undercut tho

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:03 PM

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underbowlcut

somber gull Apr 22, 2019, 2:03 PM

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bouldy doesn't have hair cause Dusa accidentally dusted it off and that's how she got her job

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:05 PM

#

thanatos: disgusting worm of a man i hate you
sisy: look tho [holds up little thanatoldy figure]
thanatos: ...im confiscating it

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:05 PM

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sisyphus puts it in a box

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:06 PM

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i like how bouldy's page in the wiki is only accessible thru sisyphus' page

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:06 PM

#

also,

📎 20190422_100824.jpg

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:09 PM

#

so that's where achilles' wig went

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:09 PM

#

📎 20190422_100943.jpg

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:10 PM

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arrested for helping zag crimes

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:12 PM

#

thanatos also arrested and also has helping zag crimes....theyre twins

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:17 PM

#

concept art https://i.imgur.com/mKkHjZ9.jpg

Imgur

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:18 PM

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it looks like u put whipped cream on him

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:18 PM

#

as if hypnos' hair isnt actually whipped cream

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:18 PM

#

HMM...

#

he sprays it on every morning

#

eats it before bed

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:20 PM

#

meg: (firmly places hand on hypnos' shoulder) hey what's up
(bits of hypnos' whipped cream "hair" falls off)
meg: 🙄

#

here supergianted games have another crack interaction idea

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:22 PM

#

belgo: free hypmeg idea
greg: oh excelent. this is going RIGHT in the elysium patch...!
bego: (curls monkey finger) its cursed!
greg: aaaaaaghhhh!!!!

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:23 PM

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it's in character

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:23 PM

#

it is!!!!

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:25 PM

#

in fact as i think ive said before this is how meg/hypnos interactions should go

#

like they're in good terms with each other but meg develops a strange fascination over the cryptid that is hypnos

#

not romance. just fascinated

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:26 PM

#

"hes just like a raccoon in my garbage or something"

#

YEAH

#

YOU GET IT

#

belgo writes hades now

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:27 PM

#

eventually she even starts adopting some of his mannerisms but just enough so that she still has her own character yknow

#

e.g that little joke she cracks when she sees zag in tartarus

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:27 PM

#

meg adopts hypnos' mannerisms by: smiling,

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:27 PM

#

move over greg you guys hsve to share a seat now or maybe belgo can sit on your lap if thats okay? anyway, youre going to be writing hades together from now on,

#

HDJXJXJF

#

ITS THE FIRST TIME MEG EVER SMILED

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:29 PM

#

official lore is the pizza and my additions are the seasoning

somber gull Apr 22, 2019, 2:31 PM

#

salt bae meme

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:38 PM

#

me: belgo is the new hades writer
mr hades himself: ☎

📎 20190422_103704.png

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:39 PM

#

i am forcibly removed from the writing team as i make yet another hypnos fortnite reference

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:40 PM

#

greg: theres probably no fortn-i-te in "team" 🔫

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:41 PM

#

me: desperately tries to include the word "fortnight" somewhere in a character's lines

#

zag: hey where did thanatos run off to
hypnos: oh he's on an assignment for a fortnight

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:42 PM

#

achilles: patroclus its been forever since the two of us have seen each other. you and i have been apart for an eternity

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

hades ytp

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:46 PM

#

hdjxkcnc

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:47 PM

#

(disgusted hades groan from when you come back to the house but sped up and reversed)

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:48 PM

#

wretch hits zag but gunshot noise

lunar kiln Apr 22, 2019, 2:50 PM

#

video thumbnail is an edit of hades' sprite that looks like king harkinian from the zelda cgi games

visual laurel Apr 22, 2019, 2:50 PM

#

you know

#

i think we have all the necessary dialogue to do the "my boy.....dinner" bit

runic terrace Apr 22, 2019, 2:50 PM

#

AAAAAA

harsh sleet Apr 22, 2019, 3:05 PM

#

that picture of snufkin in prison but it’s thanatos

wintry bough Apr 22, 2019, 10:29 PM

#

When I first saw Bouldy, I thought it was a reference to the game "Rock of Ages" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_of_Ages_(video_game)

Rock of Ages (video game)

Rock of Ages is a tower defense racing video game developed by ACE Team and published by Atlus USA. It uses the Unreal Engine 3. The game was released for Xbox 360 in August 2011, for Microsoft Windows in September 2011, and for PlayStation 3 in May 2012.

honest bay Apr 23, 2019, 6:00 PM

#

So I saw feedback on the Pierced Butterfly and how it's not very useful, right? This is something I've been aware of and kinda using tho. So does anyone else use the Pierced Butterfly as a "I don't really want as much outside help let's just go to the whims of fate" sorta deal?

#

Like if the chaos trinket was actually about not trying to control your own run

shy socket Apr 23, 2019, 6:55 PM

#

Pierced butterfly is ludicrously powerful... on low heat runs

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 7:00 PM

#

the power of than shadesmile

neat crow Apr 23, 2019, 7:08 PM

#

I enjoy Pierced Butterfly on low/no heat runs

honest bay Apr 23, 2019, 7:21 PM

#

i should state that i'm also not consistent enough to avoid chip damage between rooms 😂

cunning needle Apr 23, 2019, 7:39 PM

#

brimstones are the enemy of pierced butterfly runs for me

deft moon Apr 23, 2019, 7:43 PM

#

Hi everyone. Loving the game so far, beat the hydra once. What is the point of giving ambrosia after the initial gifts? Does it increase the rarity of the boons for gods? What does it do for other npcs?

somber gull Apr 23, 2019, 7:43 PM

#

it unlocks certain dialogue and interactions

deft moon Apr 23, 2019, 7:45 PM

#

Thanks

honest bay Apr 23, 2019, 8:15 PM

#

it means you are no longer prompted to give ambrosia anymore, and therefore scratches that completionist itch

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 8:18 PM

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it’s so i can pretend i’m in a dating sim

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 8:26 PM

#

rejection sim :(

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 10:28 PM

#

it's the only way you can show everyone how much you love them, thanks video games

#

zag, on like his fifth gift to than: "how else can i show you how i feel except by giving you these from time to time?"
me, crying: yeah!! yeah, this guy gets it!!!

somber gull Apr 23, 2019, 10:44 PM

#

the only love language for gamers is gift giving

cunning needle Apr 23, 2019, 10:50 PM

#

does anyone know if the narrator has anything to say if you fry yourself in lava after defeating the hydra?

#

and if that counts as a failed run even if you already got the victory screen?

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:23 PM

#

God I love Than

#

I really hope there's more Than in the next upd8 like okay cool new characters maybe even new boons a whole new biome wow a boss you say nice nice but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????????? where's the Than man give me more Than please

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:24 PM

#

MOOD

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:24 PM

#

Literally nothing else in this game matters besides like Patroclus

#

Can we just get a Thanatos/PatroclusxAchilles upd8

#

Literally the best things ever

#

I love my emo child why does he need a sword AND a scythe? it's accessorization...

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:25 PM

#

for one second i read that as one hell of a poly ship

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:25 PM

#

SAME

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:25 PM

#

things i'm looking forward to, in this order
-patroclus
-more content for achilles, meg, and than
-SISYPHUS SPRITE WHEN
-ORPHEUS WHEN???
-where is apollo, i need to see what they do with him

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:25 PM

#

the "sorry zag" update

#

YESSS

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:25 PM

#

Well hey who knows it's the Greeks, free love

#

NIX SPRITE WHEN

#

I NEED TO SEE MY M O M T H E R

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:26 PM

#

GOD YOU'RE RIGHT, NYX SPRITE WHEN???

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:26 PM

#

he passes zag a mcdonalds napkin thats ripped from where hes written on it in crayon

#

"sorry zag
-thanatos"

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:26 PM

#

I'm most interested to see what they do w Nyx and Charon

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:26 PM

#

yet for some reason the greeks made death oh so pretty but neglected to ship him with anyone

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:26 PM

#

Can we please get Zag/Than

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

thannypensive talky remember when ur crush turned you down cause he was taken? WELL,

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

Like... just saying

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

i mean

#

depending on uhhh

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

its already there

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

yeah

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

spare zag/than anyone?

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

thanks kam

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

you alreadt have it

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

Do we

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

please sir/ma'am/thude? spare zag/than

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

I haven't had my final interaction w him yet

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

THUDE

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

thude

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

is it that time of day when i share my favorite video

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

im thude

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

yes my thudes

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

im thaby

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

gjdfhgfkjd

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

wqipjebnfwqaiuhbfqiwpuef

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:27 PM

#

im thembo

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

ME

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

HIGH FIVE

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

y ' a l l

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

v.....vembo...........it works but ur too smart ncnckcnc

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

yeah don't put me in this basket gkjdfgfd

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

okay so basically im thonky

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:28 PM

#

eurhgf9uehgeoiurg

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

ANYWAY sisyzag is probably never gonna happen in canon but in my heart????? in my HEART??????

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

ANYWAYS...while i wouldn't say it's like, explicitly stated, there is like one convo with Than that's very like

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

i ship zag with half the underworld at this point

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

ok well there are several really

#

but one in particular

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

Hm OkayTM

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

I think

#

i know the one ven

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

i shared a video of it before gkjdfgdf

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

is it saw you hanging out with meg last night

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

I Guess I Haven't Seen That ConversationTM

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

yes

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

YEP

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:29 PM

#

I WON'T HESITATE, ZAG,

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

If Only He Would Spawn Like... Ever At AllTM

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

SAME.......

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

big mood

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

the true ship is bonehead boi and zagreus

#

you heard it first

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

NOOOOO

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

too late

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

SKELLY?

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

its canon

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

he's just a sad mess

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

No hate

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

skelly crushing obv

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

Hate hate hate

#

SkellyZag maximally cursed

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

bouldy x zag

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

skellybouldy

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

hfjdjfj bouldy/thanatos

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:30 PM

#

ea9uorgvhuoiargve

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

thanatos would give bouldy miku pigtails

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

dear friend bonezoned please tell me you have a nickname because addressing you as "bone" feels wrong

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

bouldy is punishing sisy for his crimes of course thanny lives him....a bf who protecc

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

https://tenor.com/VdlE.gif

Tenor

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

"zone"

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

gkjfhgf

#

YES HELLO, ZONE,

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

dresses Bouldy up in Zag's extra toga *

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

zone of the bone

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

AAAAAA

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

Yall can call me whatever yall wantin to call me

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:31 PM

#

ezo

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

EZO GJDFGHFD

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

hi ned

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

NED

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

anyways i think the requirements to get that convo are uhhhh 6 hearts with than plus having seen That One Meg Convo

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

Is that Sans Ezo????

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:32 PM

#

GAME THEORY: THANATOS HADESGAME IS SANS UNDERTALE???????

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

please god no, skelly is like, right there

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

after elysium the world splits into ppl who got thanny convos when he was hard to find vs ppl eho had to wait 4 updated rng

#

SANSATOS......

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

skelly is papyrus

#

wyd

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

STEVEN AFTER NOT SURVIVING=DEATH=THANATOS

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

SANSATOS

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

skelly x zag fanfic, make it so

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

this is why we can't have two month update periods

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

JHFVDVGFDG

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

we're getting cabin fever

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:33 PM

#

may 7th is gonna hit me like a steam train

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

"I kissed him... his teeth needed chapstick so bad"

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

HIUS TEETH NEEDED CHAPDXCHSIT

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

PLEASE STOP

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

come on guys, hit those wattpad accounts and get it rolling

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

i cant

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

be the change you want to see in the world, g3rn

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

jdjckvn the wisest thing wouldve been to do a 3 month wait post good times and then drop mdk and elysium within 2 weeks of each other

#

yeah g3rn live ur dreams

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

jokes on you, i have no hands

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

Also what's That Meg Convo

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

rip, guess there won't be any fic then

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:34 PM

#

use your NOSE

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

That Meg Convo is the one where she randomly shows up in ur room

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

inb4 supergiant does an omori and goes MIA for a year

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

Oh right cool so like 100 runs ago

livid kiln Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

meg is the best

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

WHAT

#

that took me like

#

i finished all the other convos and still didn't get that convo for like

#

30 runs

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

RNG IS LIKE. WILDE!!!!!!!!!!

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

everyone kept talking about it and i was just

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

I'm 150 runs deep

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

https://tenor.com/u7Ip.gif

Tenor

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

I STILL HAVENT GOT THE MEG CONVO

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

IVE ONLY SEEN THANNY TWICE

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

kam wins

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:35 PM

#

O H N O

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

RNG SO BAD!!!!!!!!

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

oh i maxed out thans coversation

#

now when isee him he says "zag" then poofs away

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

omg

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

or like

#

"dont get killed"

#

yknow

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

i like dying in than rooms bc his comments are good :>

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

This is why we need more Than content

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

hdjdjdjdjdnc i think thanny avoids me for that reason

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

I want to walk into my room and I want Than to be lying on my bed with a rose in his mouth

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:36 PM

#

hey did you know if you succeed in a than room and then just walk into lava it still counts as dying in a than room so you can get him for sure on the next run

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:37 PM

#

"ew they talk abt me online im never showing up"

#

JDKVMVMV HMMMM GIMME A SEC EZO

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:37 PM

#

it's really funny to be like

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:37 PM

#

one time i was mean abt than on here and he disappeared for like a good 15 runs

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:37 PM

#

(clears a whole room effortlessly)
(stares straight at than as i walk backwards into lava)

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:37 PM

#

He's ListeningTM...

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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than is like a monika type where he knows hes in a game and he just wants you to be NORMAL ON LINE FOR FIVE SECONDS

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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Than honey I love you you're everything I wanted to be when I was 13 and still listened to MCR every day

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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ME

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

#

hdkckfjfj

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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We had to write about Greek gods in year 9 English and you best believe I was the only person in that room who did smthn real brooding like for Thanatos

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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than is a combination of all of my anime and video game boyfriends from when i was between the ages of 13 and 17

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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Why did I say hate

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:38 PM

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i feel so attacked

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i still feel attacked

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jen zee came after my whole soul

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

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I wrote a whole ass Thanatos poem I think I had to read it in front of the class???

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

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than is a combination of all my favourite anime and video game boys right now

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

#

omg

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

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but also i am [redacted age in between 13 and 17]

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so

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

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you're valid syd

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

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13 year old Ezo was living for this edginess I'd just watched Death Note? so

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

#

u mean 13 year old ned-

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:39 PM

#

nedzo

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:40 PM

#

you're now government assigned nedzo

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:40 PM

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Is that Nedzo Adventure Zone???

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:40 PM

#

I-

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:40 PM

#

nedzo

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:40 PM

#

jan comes in just to make fun of us

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:41 PM

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i'm making a breakfast burrito okay

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:41 PM

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omg wait hades TAZ au-

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:41 PM

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for dinner, sure, but

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:41 PM

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thanatos is kravitz GWqlabsKek

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:41 PM

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O M G

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Please give me Taako!Zag

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:42 PM

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that was the plan

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:42 PM

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Is using ! to denote different forms like a Homestuck thing or

#

Do other people use that too

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:42 PM

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nah it's a fandom thing in general

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:42 PM

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dusa and meg for sloane and hurley

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:42 PM

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Cool cool I haven't really seen anyone use it

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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or killian and carey

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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Sloane and Hurley

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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i think cerberus should vote

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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FJHDGFDHG

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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if a cerberus voted, would he get one vote, or three

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:43 PM

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three

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

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zagreus outside his fathers room with hypnos at age 8: I THINK CERBERUS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

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hes the Zag Boy Mayor

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

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HJGJHGFHJFHJ YES

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

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oh of course he's angus

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

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hades, poking his head out: this is a monarchy, boy

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

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"the license plate says zagboy!" "ZAGBOY!" "ZAGBOY!!!"

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

#

ZAGBOY

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:44 PM

#

FGHKSDFDJG

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achilles is magnus

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

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yesss pat is julia

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

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orpheus uhhhhhhh whats his face the sad music man

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

#

yes!!

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

#

johann

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

#

JOHANN FGHJKDGD

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

#

dammit i can't remember his name that's it

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:45 PM

#

who would be merle tho

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,,hypnos

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:46 PM

#

no

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:46 PM

#

we dont have a mean old man who doesnt do his job well

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we have hypnos who, not my words, doesnt do his job well

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:46 PM

#

there's mean old man who does his job to well

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:47 PM

#

no merlehyp is good actually

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:48 PM

#

we need a killian and carey but i dont think we've got them yet

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:49 PM

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jhfgjfvhjgvhjgvjfhjfvhjvhj okay which fury are we pre-shipping euridice with,

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:50 PM

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Merle is Zeus

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:50 PM

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oh. oh thats a good take actually

#

thanks, i hate it, but you should say it,

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:50 PM

#

Okay I will:

#

Merle Highchurch is Zeus Hades

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

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like the abandon children thing....

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

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Wait how do you bold on here

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

2stars

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

**

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

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i dont know how to spell astericks

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

asterisks

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

is thast it

#

THERES AN S IN THERE?

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:51 PM

#

its asterrisky

#

YEA...

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:52 PM

#

Looks like Achilles ISN'T the only himbo in Hades...

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

https://media.giphy.com/media/KQm5O05y9rzQA/giphy.gif

Giphy

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

of course we have -bo rep in hades. just look in the black reflection of ur computer during loading screens

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

am i the only one who gets annoyed when gifs repeat

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but like theyre short

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

no same

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/397/C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

i have autoplay off

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

y

#

you can do that?

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:53 PM

#

yea!!

#

in settlings somewhere

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:54 PM

#

GWqlabsHyperSweats

#

im so dummy thicc [sigh]

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

#

achilles has zero braincells, meanwhile thanatos and hypnos have to share one, and thanatos has been holding onto it for like 50 years

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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I jUsT fOuNd ThE pOeM iN mY pEnCiL cAsE

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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GKJDFHDK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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This piece of paper is 5 years old but it's hanging on

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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"MOOOOOOM MAKE HIM GIVE ME THE BRAINCELL BACK"

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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It's in 5 pieces

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHARE IT WITH THE CLASS IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

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I have transcribed it it shall never be lost

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:55 PM

#

nice

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:56 PM

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https://scontent.fakl2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/58543171_387989565264470_3929726992294871040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fakl2-1.fna&oh=a7329f3919500ea3da42764dd95dbd63&oe=5D32B3B7

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

hey your handwriting rocks

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

I have nowhere to put this thing in a chat appropriate way

#

13 year old me would be very happy to hear that

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

i'm still ready to preship nyx/perse whenever

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

He took handwriting classes seriously

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

locked and loaded from release day

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

We did so many handwriting classes in primary school...

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:57 PM

#

oh NICE

#

oooooohhh it rly paid off then

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

Do yall know what primary school is

#

You don't have that in America do you

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

ya its like england elementary

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

i did handwriting lessons too

#

and here i am

#

rooFeels

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

oh they TRIED to teach me to handwrite good, they TRIED,

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

let's stay on topic y'all gjdfhgfd

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ETUn2RQzK5TvbZq5dwFoPA0-pKEpaSuYY9T9tuxn9hI/edit?usp=sharing

Google Docs

Jesus Christ

Thanatos Poem Watching, waiting Silently, patiently Always in the shadows Unseen Always there Slowly creeps amongst the living Ever-present, welcomes the dead Icy yet warm, firm but gentle My soft touch Always lingering In the knife, the razor The rope, the gun By one...

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

im also left handed and have lots of handproblems tho so i think im allowed a pas-

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

This might show you my whole name

harsh sleet Apr 23, 2019, 11:58 PM

#

yes maam GWqlabsHyperSweats

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

I'm just going to trust that everyone on different continents isn't motivated to come kill me personally

runic terrace Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

thanatos, reading this poem: w....wow this is so sweet

visual laurel Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

the greeks never wrote anything about the chthonics bc they were scared 😔

acoustic condor Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

God this really is 5 years old...

digital crag Apr 23, 2019, 11:59 PM

#

u still have to die but thanks

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

and then rome came in and was like "actually thanatos is a cupid"

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

woah GWqlabsHyperSweats

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

"but like, a death cupid"

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

he shoots you with his arrows but

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

DEATH CUPID.....

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

you like

#

die

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

uyou die

#

isnt everyone with arrows a death cupid

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

Thanatos is just babey

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

what is it with primordial deities gradually getting cherub-ized

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

romans just be like that

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:00 AM

#

ppl like cherub

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:01 AM

#

Why was I so invested in making sure yall knew this guy was following you around

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:01 AM

#

greeks: eros was a primordial deity representing erotic love as one of the greatest forces in the universe
romans: he baby

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:01 AM

#

because........13

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

It's The Death NoteTM

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

ok but it all makes sense

#

thats how he knows we're being mean

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

oh god

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

when life imitates art

#

GWqlabsHyperSweats

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

HES LOOKIN OVER MY SHOULDER....

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:02 AM

#

NOT true, i still see him and if he knew everything i had typed about him online he would never grace me with his presence again

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

maybe thanatos is rlly my cat

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

hey if i badmouth death enough do you think he'll just leave me alone out of disgust

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

he just thinks ur neat ven

#

yes

#

thats how 2 be im mortal

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

can i be immortal

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

YES

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

but hes pretty tho

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:03 AM

#

but i wanna live

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

i don't wanna be a buttless ghost

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

[sticks head out of airplane] CATRA IS JUST THANNY BUT BETTER WRITTEN [skydives without dying bc thanny was mad]

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

I

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

jhgvhjvhjfvhj

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

GWqlabsKek

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

No that's just not true

#

Because Catra is a Vriska

#

But Than is a Dirk

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

NO

#

NO HGOMESTUCK PLEASE

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

HE
NO

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

no

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:04 AM

#

It's true and I'll say it

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

not since like last week

#

dirk is cancelled now

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

catra and thanny are the same character open your eyes!!!!

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

dirk IS cancelled

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

"how could you leave me behind because our home is so bad and you had to get out of it" LIKE....THEY GET EACH OTHER

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

catra and than are the left behind squad thude

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

MHM!!!

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

I have so much to say about why Dirk isn't cancelled but I have the good grace to at least appear like I won't brawl about Homestuck meta in public

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:05 AM

#

jmbjgbjhkgkjhgjk

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:06 AM

#

uh oh sounds like someone's being metanarratively controlled

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:06 AM

#

But I will just say briefly that his ultimate self is connected to Bro/Hal so he was corrupted by Caliborn's platonic ideals which is why he sounded like such a lecherous 13 year old

harsh sleet Apr 24, 2019, 12:06 AM

#

i dont knoiw enogu habotu houseridden to

#

do this

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:06 AM

#

dirk over ur shoulder: tell them im not cancelled

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

And yall can read my long ass theory/analysis post on it when being a biochem/psych double major stops dragging me naked and screaming through the mud

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

i leave for FIVE MINUTES to put some BREAKFAST in my face

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

HNGVHJFVHJFVHJFVHJFVHJFVHJ

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

and i come back to HOMESTUCK

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

SORRY VEN 🙏 😖

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

we're all banne d

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:07 AM

#

Honestly kill me I don't want to write this psych report

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:08 AM

#

thanger talky no

#

thanger talky go write ur report

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:08 AM

#

YOU'RE NOT MY M O M

#

YOU'RE JUST BABEY

#

Who do we think is going to be the boss of Elysium

#

[s] Patroclus [/s]

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:23 AM

#

don't even joke about that

#

supergiants don't get any ideas

neat crow Apr 24, 2019, 12:25 AM

#

Elysium is where the heroes go, so every chamber will be a boss fight of its own

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:25 AM

#

i'm comforted by the fact that patroclus would be a boring af boss fight

#

like they have to escalate from the hydra somehow

#

i think hecatoncheires was a suggestion

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:26 AM

#

Now that would be interesting

#

But p similar to the Hydra mechanically

#

Except you fight arms instead of heads

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:27 AM

#

hecatonchires would be a dope boss

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:27 AM

#

hecking ton cherries

#

"how many cows should we sacrifice to zeus" "idk, man, how about a heckin' ton"

#

...animal sacrifice jokes anyone

#

but yeah i'm like. trying not to worry too much bc "normal" heroes wouldn't be very interesting mechanically compared to, like, meg, or the hydra

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:29 AM

#

🥁

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:29 AM

#

thanks jan

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:30 AM

#

God there are still 14 days left...

#

I am ExcitedTM

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:31 AM

#

*dumps mountain dew into the sink* pour one out for the gods

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:31 AM

#

kgjdhgkdfjgkdf

#

poseidon goes to strike you down for pouring radioactive waste into the ocean but ares protects you because he's gotta get his hydration somehow

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:32 AM

#

Ares is the God of Electrolytes actually

#

Garesrade

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:32 AM

#

bladeorade

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

bladeorade

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

That's so much better

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

gatorift

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

GATORIFT GDFKJGDF

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

that just sounds like a blade rift made of alligators

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

that's on brand

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

dude had a fricking dragon

#

he'd love alligators

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:33 AM

#

he what now

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

yeah, the dragon of ares is a thing

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

ares, dragon rider

#

aresgon

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

dammit ven

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

.........................................hey was eragon literally just dragon but with the first letter shifted by one

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

yes

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:34 AM

#

hey i hate young adult fiction actually?

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

so according to myth, thebes was founded when king cadmus followed a special cow to a plain with a big ol dragon on it

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

JXMCJXNCJF

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

athena told him to kill the dragon and throw its teeth onto the ground

#

so he does that and the teeth grow into full grown warriors

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

oh this sounds like something jason did

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:35 AM

#

they're called spartoi which means sown men or something

#

confusingly not sparta

#

anyways ares got pissed that he killed his dragon

#

so you know that this guy has a nice peaceful life with no consequences whatsoever

#

and also further evidence that athena's fav hobby is to punch ares around

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:40 AM

#

What duos do you think we'll get in the upd8

#

Assuming that we do

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:41 AM

#

ares: athena is very much into the following: ares: bullying me in the trojan war

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:42 AM

#

HDNDMFJF

#

bullying me on trojblr

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:43 AM

#

iliumstagram

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:43 AM

#

duos huh 🤔

#

i'm waiting for that artemis/apollo duo but

#

if apollo's not in this update then that won't be happening

neat crow Apr 24, 2019, 12:44 AM

#

There's only one duo I'm waiting for in Hades, and it's the Darren-Ashley duet

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:44 AM

#

hjkhdf

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:44 AM

#

honestly we may not be getting any new duo boons? we already have a ton

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:44 AM

#

name a more iconic duo i'll wait

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:44 AM

#

Is 6 a ton

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 12:45 AM

#

i mean most gods like....have one

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:45 AM

#

when there's only 7 gods yeah

neat crow Apr 24, 2019, 12:45 AM

#

There will probably be at least one more when we get the new god

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:45 AM

#

i want an aresdio duo

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:46 AM

#

i was thinking that honestly

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:46 AM

#

double cyrus: swirling wine vortex

neat crow Apr 24, 2019, 12:46 AM

#

Or just make every god boon potentially a duo, like the Transistor functions squirtdevious

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:47 AM

#

youve heard of wrath now get ready for meditation

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:48 AM

#

Yeah that's what I wanted

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:48 AM

#

(passive boon)

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:48 AM

#

But duos are cool

#

Would I still like to stack everything onto my attack?

#

Of course

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:48 AM

#

meditation boons where the voice line is them telling u to think of something calming, but ares's is like, not

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:49 AM

#

If we get Apollo because surely we do

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:49 AM

#

-stack every revenge damage boon
-?????

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:50 AM

#

Will he be healing or will he be poison

#

Or vampire for both

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:50 AM

#

apollo: guess i'll be reduced to the god of one convenient aspect for gameplay purposes

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:50 AM

#

HDKDJDJ

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:51 AM

#

I'm inclined to think healing tbh but only because it's the only unfilled niche

#

They might think it would be too strong

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:51 AM

#

Supergiant is actually in talks with Apollo currently to negotiate

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:51 AM

#

Unless he didn't amplify your damage and you were stuck w a basic attack all run

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:51 AM

#

idk cause like every healing skill has been nerfed out of the game

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:51 AM

#

But Dionysus already gave us poison

#

And they're not going to do 2 poisons we already have 2 DOTs w Ares/Dio too

#

And if they did poison Apollo that would definitely take Hephaestus out of the running

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:53 AM

#

i suspect they'll probably go with a sun theme

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:53 AM

#

i could see them do something like light that blinds enemies and gives them a chance to miss or somethin

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:53 AM

#

Hmmmmmmmmmmm okay cc

#

Guess it could be cool

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:53 AM

#

he is broad enough where they really could go wherever they want with it

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:54 AM

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You know people say that the next weapon should be knives or a whip but I want gauntlets so I can go Dionysus and become Purple Haze

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:54 AM

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I AGREE

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:54 AM

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lorewise i hope it goes with the version where he's orpheus's dad it'll be a hoot

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:54 AM

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BIG AGREE FROM THE PERSON WITH A FUGO PIC

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:55 AM

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And I mean wouldn't that be variety?

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We already have ranged weapons throwing daggers would be cool but there ARE 2 weapons left

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Punching Man would be Different

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:55 AM

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i think it will probly be something middle ranged, in between sword and spear or somethin?

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since shield is basically already punching

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:56 AM

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I only use the bullrush for shield

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Actually hitting w it is weaker than sword

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:56 AM

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orpheus: oh you've talked to my dad huh,
zag: hi is there anybody in this house who doesn't have family drama issues

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:56 AM

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aslkdllsakd

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zag just starts like suspecting everyone to be related in some way

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:56 AM

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Zag: Orpheus why is your dad so hot

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Zag: Orpheus is your dad single

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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hdncncmvmvmcm

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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...... 🥁 ??

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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ORPHEUS U ARE MY SON????

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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Zag: Hey, Orpheus! I know you have problems with your dad but how about a stepfather?

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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ORPHEUS IM UR....STEPDAD....

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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imagine how much of a gut punch itd be if a random quote from orpheus as youre leaving to your next run is just "good luck, dad!"

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:57 AM

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n o OOOOooo

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

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ZAG IS DAD!!!!!!!!!

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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Who do I have to @ to get romance in Hades

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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zag is dad now

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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Make Hades a dating sim

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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greg

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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I don't want to escape anymore I just want to kiss a god

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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don't we have to ..... reverse psychology him

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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youre right avtually

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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hey i sure...... don't want to kiss a cute god

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:58 AM

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gdhdjdncjv

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 12:59 AM

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If Greg Kasavin were to write some Gay Ass RomanceTM I would actually just hate that so much

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Who wants love

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Not me

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Not in my game

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 12:59 AM

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that "no offense but x celeb sucks" (next day u meet them) twitter meme but no offense but a wide variety of cute romance paths in hades sucks

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 12:59 AM

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guess i'll just throw all my ambrosia in the trash because i don't want them

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:00 AM

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HSKDKH THATS SO SAD AT LEAST GIVE EM TO BIG LOUT

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:00 AM

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If you got to kiss someone at full hearts in Hades that would be so bad...

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:00 AM

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this all feels so damgerous tho were playing with fire

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:00 AM

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he's playing hades he can't see

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:01 AM

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i KNOW greg could write like ohoho zag gets a kiss but itll still make u weep like....i know he wrote trna.....

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bdnfjfkh hes got airpods...

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:02 AM

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oh no greg. he has hadespods on he can't hear us

somber gull Apr 24, 2019, 1:02 AM

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oh blood oh darkness

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:02 AM

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oh blood oh darkness he has hadespods on!!!!! (theyre airpods w mousetaches)

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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I like how darkness is a Naughty Word so Zag is just looking in a mirror and saying f*** to get bigger muscles

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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yes

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thats how gyms work actually

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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I wouldn't know I'm not a himbo

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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proxy doesnt let u cuss to restraim everyones muscles

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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Zag confirmed himbo????

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:03 AM

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NO

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achilleshimbothink

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:04 AM

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What is Zag going to end up as the god of

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Because we all be know that

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:04 AM

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mcdonalds

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:04 AM

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At the end of the game he's going to get his own powers right?

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Like surely

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:05 AM

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Zagreus: Oh my god its a Zagreus boon!
Zagreus: Thanks, Zagreus!

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:05 AM

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SELF CARE!!!!

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:05 AM

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Okay so, our gregenda for Greg is:

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Punchy fists, gay romance, and McDonalds boon

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:06 AM

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our gregenda, if you will,

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:06 AM

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I will

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:06 AM

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what possible upgrades can you get from the mcdonalds boon

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besides one black coffee

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:06 AM

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greg: [turns the volume up louder on his hades playing]

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:06 AM

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A boy's toy

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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hot wheels

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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HEY I JUST IMAGINED RONALD MCDONALD SPRITE AND THANKS I HATE IT

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JUST A PHOTO OF HIM IN THERE

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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what is the boon noise

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just a clown honk?

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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clown honk

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HAT

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought that was another Homestuck reference

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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NO

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TJERES MORE CLOWNS OKAY

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:07 AM

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hey so anyways what's your fav zag line that can be his boon noise

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:08 AM

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Ronald McDonaldsprite

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:08 AM

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you know....sprites are real right

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:08 AM

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In the name of Zagrues! ....Here? I.. accept this message?

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to myself??

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:08 AM

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"Hello, who's calling?"

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:09 AM

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the vine with "omg are u wearing a grey shirt" "i AM omg" "i think were the same person from diff camera amgles"

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:09 AM

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zag with a fake moustache

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:10 AM

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fake hadestache

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:10 AM

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i saw that as head stache first and was like

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those are just eyebrows

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:11 AM

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AAAAAAAAA

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:11 AM

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what boons would zag even give himself anyhow

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id like to think they dont even change anything but they just pretend to give himself something he already has to make himself feel good

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like 'WOW flaming feet!!!! this is so cool!!!!'

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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JSJSKDKFK YESSS

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-cavEKkirc

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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oh my god that is perfect jan

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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he just puts on hand lotion or sometjing

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YES

rapid zinc Apr 24, 2019, 1:14 AM

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Zag voice: Giving yourself boons is selfcare

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:42 AM

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this was the best backread

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:54 AM

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We're still yet to send Greg the gregenda

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:54 AM

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hey so i just realized you know how the thanatos chime when u open the game is like a stock noise probably. its probably out there and u can make it a ringtone

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:55 AM

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i refuse to send this to greg for fear that he will do what i ask but in ways that i hate

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:55 AM

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ykno what YOU can at him i think hes heard enough from me till elysium

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:55 AM

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YEAH HE'S HEARD ENOUGH FROM ME TO LAST A LIFETIME

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:55 AM

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jhghjfvhjfh youre freshfaced

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fresh of bone and zone

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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speaking of sgg and stock music, the uhh mirror maze in the museum of science and industry in chicago plays "heightmap" from the transistor soundtrack as one of its ~ambient~ pieces

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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NICEEEE

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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is that not just

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plaigerism

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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i mean they probably just
have it on a loop

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on youtube

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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u hear sgg music in the wild ur like. blurryeyes

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:56 AM

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it's in there with tons of other ambient music

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I've heard sgg music used in video essays before too

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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oh sounds like they're just playing someone's spotify playlist

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in.... non video game video essays?

acoustic condor Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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Hello Greg welcome to the bonezone Megalovania plays you WILL write me a gay romance with Thanatos

visual laurel Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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yeah because it's ambient

runic terrace Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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BVNVHJVHHJGVHJGVHJFVHJFVHJFVHJ

cold canopy Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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oh my god they do????

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omw to the museum rn

digital crag Apr 24, 2019, 1:57 AM

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smh kevin macleod not good enough for the kids these days huh