#h1-story-discussion
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hes a weeb
it’s the trunks hair
and asher

angery hedwyn
knowing that he sounds like asher makes me !
same voice actor, so it's to be expected
if they made dbza today they'd have done the you're already dead meme on that scene
yeah, he voiced the three
what a legend
which is incredible asher and hedwyn are so different
but i'll be kicked out of the channel oops
party every day
I really like Athena
I just feel like they genuinely just want to help Zag out and meet him, rather than the other gods who might want something from him or want him to owe them
i think Ares is also just doing it for fun
i dont care about jock uncle poseidon
Artemis is savage when talking about poseidon
reasonably so
ares is also fun but in a 'train wreck you can't look away from' way
calling him a big oaf and saying she's often told to be respectful of him, but commenting that it's hard, lol
a 'why are you LIKE THIS' way
Ares has a gimmik lmao
I mean, if you like Dusa, you should agree with Artemis on disliking Poseidon. (Granted, I'm fairly certain they're not going with that part of Medusa's myth...)
(But I still hate him anyway.)
according to the codex it was the human kings who convinced the heroes that the gods wanted the gorgons slain
ares is definitely wacky but he’s disarmingly hot enough to make up for it
sure they were
I love how calm and poised Ares is when he speaks despite what his domain is. XD
this is dangerous close to being warny on main
oh shoot i should have asked about hermes
He's also hot, so that helps. =3
too little too late
also, if you have a survive room in Tartarus, you can just sit in a corner with the shield and charge it to win
granted there's no mine throwing guys
just stand in a corner and block everything lol
if it's any consolation you probably would have got a vague non-answer
Zeus, Poseidon, Ares and Aphrodite are hateable butts. Don't think Artemis, Athena or Dionysus have shown their ugly side in the game yet.
I would have liked a vague non-answer
i should've asked about why the gods think zag is a demigod
and why zag is so weak compared to thanatos
Poseidon’s just your chill surfer dad
I think they just think he's a minor deity
And that he's Nyx' son
Who they don't think is a goddess at all me thinks, personification but not goddess
i think so too but i wanna know for sure lol
i mean aphrodite is kind of a personification of love
but not literally i guess
her origins are different
i mean honestly i think olympians just like to throw around demigod as a term of insult
aphrodite calls him godling and i think that's cute
poseidon calling him little hades
no thank you i am not hades in any way shape or form
he's cranky cause his letterman jacket's at the drycleaner's
actually, like how hades is often equated with orphic dionysus, he's sometimes also equated with hades himself
so maybe a reference to that
or just poseidon refusing to attempt to pronounce ZAGREUS
zagreoose
pretty sure it's just like, calling someone little [dad/mom]
who does that though
if i get called little [name of family relative] i will throw hands
btw Poseidon was king of the gods in the mythos of mycenean greece
more like known jerk
does he keep zeus' "legacy" or is he just chill
but the chthonic version me thinks
in any kiss king of the gods and Oh This Guy Sucks usually go hand in hand
we barely know anything about mycenaean religion cause there's so little archeological evidence
and the little that's survived is in linear b
she's creepy
and they had different versions of the myths
because myths are like that
she scary
also i think i somehow once managed to kill her before she made the room the smallest version
mythology is one big multigenerational game of telephone
fighting tisiphone, use athena wrath
"for the fury of olympus"
olympus has furies? lol
the fast and furious
I KNO IT IS A JOKE
oh
lols
so uh how many of you have used the lava to get rid of skull cushers?
fun faaaaaact in the oresteia athena offered the furies a new job to be like, nice furies
only on accident tbh
they are a little bit related
like standing on the lava for a few ticks of damage to kill them fast without having to deal with them
athena laoban fury
fun mythological explanation for why the furies are venerated in athens
you just gave me the best idea with the lava, i hate those things
oh i guess the goddess of justice would consider employing the furies
hades: hey they work for me you can't just give them community service
athena: i do what i want
furies: so do we, thanks but not thanks
Just won against the hydra without healing or dying once!
probably something like:
furies: are we allowed to torture criminals?
athena: NO!
furies: no deal
also @gray ruin grats
i had a 9-cast artemis cast with additional projectiles, any damage can critt and artemis wrath
basically use all casts
wrath
use all casts
wrath
was insane
I didn't have much respect for cast before but cast are actually pretty insane lol
only if you get more and if you have the right boons imho
Yea true
also don't feel so good on higher heat runs
the delay when enemies are faster
makes them really hard to use
I haven't tried with much heat
what's the strongest cast in your opinion?
Also just meet thanos for the first time
thanatos
Ye
thanos is over in the mcu, mate
thinking of the wrong guy haha
i dunno what the best cast is, i just know i like artemis, athena, zeus and poseidon casts the most
artemis because i can be lazy and let my casts auto aim, and the additional projectiles are cool with upgraded boon
Oh I don't think I've tried poseidon yet
Yea chain lightning is super strong
poseidon because it's good for kiting
ah I see
you are rooted for a few second so most casts are dumb to use in melee
but you can push them away with poseidon's cast
My least favorite cast is aphrodite for sure
i kinda like that one too, just not as much as the perviously mentioned ones
i generally dislike the casts that don't stick on enemies though
because they don't apply blood boiling
Yea I guess that makes sense
I still like Ares's cast tho cause it does pretty good dmg
I love Dionysus cast. It's a lot of fun to use.
SORRY
T
HANOS???
Aphrodite is pretty fun because close range. Artemis is powerful. Poseidon is fun when using it on big crowds. Zeus can get pretty insane. Athena is too slow imo, doesn't have the required oomf. Ares is just crappy.
thanatos snap
i have a 6th sense for when people mention thanatos
u already ded
Thanos always wins cause he instantly makes half the room disappear
Best u can do is tie
Does Thanatos just appears randomly or does it have a requirement?
Ah I see
ayy!
it must be veeery nice to have that chaos boon to cancel the flurry penalty and then some
It wass
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423691767129309189/556183754452893726/unknown.png Here was my run with 600 dmg cast haha
Just fought the red Fury for the first time.
Zag: I don't like her very much.
Me: I LOVE HER.
sameeee
ANATOAST
ypnos
oth aka hermes dont ban me its not one of those jokes
hypnos would call himself thypnosh
thanatoast
thoast
millenials are eating avacado thanatoast
please dont eat him
the backstreet boys need all their members
omg...
>:3c
thanatos makes little rolls to give zag when he sees him but goes dont tell anyone
zag is like...wow this is really good- you can bake?
i said dont tell anyone!!!
listen i got exactly what i wanted from thanatos and that was for him to 1) be pretty 2) have an undercut
everything else? a bonus.
jhgvhjgfhjvhj the hoola hoop b99 meme
yeees
thanatos opens his bag to give zag a centaur heart and thousands of cookies fall out
thanatos: you want to know how i hurt my wrist? my sisters and i attend attend a hula hooping class for fitness and fun. i did it all, the oopsie doodle, the figure 8-
zag: why are you telling me this
thanatos: no one will ever believe you.
why are you telling me this?
because nobody will ever believe you.
YES
HAT
ahfjghfdg]
HAT
it becomes a thing that than regularly tells zag his deepest embarrassing secrets
the one time zag tried to expose him the person he told looked at than and said 'uh huh.. ok buddy'
So who else was really surprised to find out that Meg is a middle child?
nah shes got that problematic middle child thing going on for her
In retrospect, yes, but I sort of expected her sisters to be summoned to whip our butts precisely because she was the youngest and least competent of the three. But it turns out Alecto is the youngest sister, the lovable psycho
isn't meg the eldest? she's titled "first of the furies"
i got the new sisyphus talk!!!
he explains why he got uh arrested by the death
and he mentions prometheus and how hes glad he isnt HIM
do you fellas think well see prometheus
i love sisy's shoom
shoom...
shoom..?
shoom!
shoom!
shoom.
||shoom||
shoom
Shöm
🇸 🇭 🇴 🇴 🇲
its so weird to see shooming in hades channels now
What the bleeding hell is shoom
oh ma'am what was that like
mod that swaps hedwyn's shoom and sisy shoom
@bleak osprey do you have hedwyn shoom
Man Sisyphus sure has a smug smile
i LOVE sisyphus
ME TOO
I really want to see him
like
HIM
Its like "I was cursed to an eternity of torment, but worth it"
he got that THICC chin
shoom!
too bad I will probably have to wait 2 months for him to appear
hang on lemme find it.
Sisyphus is the boss of elysium
He puts a chain on bouldy and uses him like a giant flail
i have hedwyn shoom
aaahw
shoom
i love the shoom
shoom
I wonder if the "hooded" art is going to be the official art for anyone
it seems to fit nyx well
I personally like it a lot on Charon!
some of them might keep the hood but the portraits arent final
i do think if anyone will keep elements of it in the final design, it will be charon and nyx for sure tho
its weird bc i have a very strong idea of what charon looks like in my head and its DEFINITELY gonne be different
oh? 👁 👁
in my head hes like.... a sort of purple guy with the skin rotting away so you see bits of gold bones underneath
between SHOOM and POF my crops are watered
thats SO COOL
i just know that however they'll look, i trust Jen Zee with my life xD
they totally delivered with Artemis :3
GOLD BONE????
Charon is gonna be so hot even Thanatos will run away in shame.

if charon is hot imma eat a sock
I just realized that the 3 new characters are actually murder death and kill
they pulled a fast one on us
really, no sock emoji...


She'd kill you just for saying that.
she is very pretty
i want to pet her owls
like damn
They're quails, aren't they?
quails!
aphrodite very pretty too
:O
?
I cant say it

thanks for your restraint.
quails makes sense tbh
but
Bouldy is the more attractive
it ends in an ot


starts with th ;)
🗡
The cutest
bouldy really is the most attractive
that’s a rock i could hug
over bouldy
I'm not even behind sarcastic
Bouldys honestly more deserving of god of love
Bouldy is just a big cute rock
than aphro over here
I think Chaos is my favorite character however.
I just like their lines, voice, theme, etc.
I'm very glad the chaos boons got buffed, it was rare if ever that I didn't regret giving up an icon door for a chaos gate
They're super smug but honestly the most down to earth. Pun unintended.
OR WAS IT
yess i love them 
i spent os many runs gettin that stupid aphrodite scroll
and i rlly thought
it would do more
I didn't realize until recently they appear to be holding the earth like a marble, unless I'm reading to much into it
*old lady voice again* back in my day we couldnt level up keepsakes
The only good thing about that scroll is getting it out of the item rotation 
oh wait nevermind
truth
oh man, yeah, I got that scroll before the modern hypnos wallet AND before the mirror starting money upgrade
Yes, it was 200.
up to 200
Holy blood and darkness. I want to kiss Bouldy so hecking bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Sisyphus I get a massive health boost. I've seen literally every dialogue there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant rolling and smiling with Bouldy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six obols in my Cthonic Coin Purse and knowing that those are obols that should've been spent on ambrosia for Bouldy. I want him to have my Bouldbabies. Blood and darkness, my zeusing dad caught me with Skelly. I dressed him in my Bouldy Merch and went on a pleasant dinner date. He hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried he's gonna take away my Mirror I might not ever get to listen to Out of Tartarus ever again
i
so uh i just heard something of a very soft whisper when zagreus activated death defiance, and it was so soft and almost,,,, feminine? maybe because of distortion and idk a new hog while crazy theory is . persophone is Zag. or is hidden in Zag. i know what i got was a glitch was
thats my gamer theory
fellow gamers
nice
nice
steven universe style?
the real persephone was the friends we made along the way
but thats just a theory
to find his mom zag has to find.....himself
a GAME THEORY
tmmrw i will draw.... a thing
do eet
game.............theoruye
is just , a theoriee e....,
I'm gonna draw a face sweater
I heard people joking about it awhile back
Chaos giving Zagreus an ugly Christmas sweater that's faces
oh that sounds wonderful
you should
i mean,, ,they wouldnt actually be playing fortnite bc its online
and i wanna draw them all together
but
ancient greek fortnite
ill call it fortnite
dusa plays viscera cleanup detail
ooohhh thats a good one
thanatos, local weeb emo plays final fantasy
was that
he IS final fantasy
jno allowed :/D:
no thank u 
sorry if i said bad
that was not pg 13
aysoz
nyx plays games like flower and journey
oo
see here i think nyx has a 'grandma plays dark souls' channel
who plays supergiant games tho :?
zag plays bastion
sisyphus played transistor
ok lemme look at my library and assign everyone a game
thats what im doing gdfkhjgfd
sisyphus plays benny foddy's getting over it
he doesn't like it it's just another part of his punishment
LMAO
gfdhd

skelly plays that flash game
where u throw around a dummy
and try blow it up and stuff
Hades doesn't play. The underworld isn't gonna rule itself, you idiotic shades!
he says as he's playing cookie clicker under his desk
this feels like that tumblr thread where its like "what are u gonna be for halloween" and 3 people are like "mincraft" "yeah minecraft" "also minecraft"
T U MB L E
Charon plays Dwarf Fortress.
gives the pets he wish he got
the only use of these cookies..... is to acquire more cookies? idiotic.
wait hypnos also plays the pet version of papers please
chaos plays spore and just makes the wildest creatures
oo
chaos: -creates an abomination- haha give it another head
alecto plays can your pet
poseidon plays mario odyssey thinking hes gonna feature in it
Chaos Plata an entire MMO by himself, every head a pc
dissapointed to find out its not actually the odyssey
Ok terrible idea.
An item in the Charon well shop for something OUTSIDE of Zag's room. Like in the break room, 'for everyone else'. Next time Zag comes back, a few characters thank him for it, or it results in a cool one on one from one of several characters who could use it. Then when Zag next comes back, it's GONE. Hades berates Zag for having gotten the thing, and has confiscated it. The item appears back in the shop and Zag continue to defy his father by trying to supply the break room with a working, I don't know, coffee machine.
zag becoming like a black market dealer of stuff u can only get outside
hypnos: hey you got the goods
zag hands him a mcdonalds behind his back
"I already told you, insolent brat, that coffee revives the dead. It has no place here!"
I just want my boy Zag to try and cheer up this depressing office. No one can please their boss. They're overworked. Zag just wants to give them A BREAK.
"If you want a break, I'm sure Alecto can help you. Alecto, please. Break him."
i have...
a text post but its a little long
is it ok if i post it
is just a meme with a coffee maker and the house of hades gang
i think i know which one you're talking about
not wise of the rules
oh boy
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Hades: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Achilles: ...I did. I broke it.
Hades: No. No you didn't. Hypnos?
Hypnos: Don't look at me. Look at Zagreus.
Zagreus: What?! I didn't break it.
Hypnos: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zagreus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Hypnos: Suspicious.
Zagreus: No it's not!
Thanatos: If it matters, probably not, but Meg was the last one to use it.
Meg: Liar! I don't even drink that junk!
Thanatos: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Meg: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Thanatos!
Achilles: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.
Hades: No! Who broke it!?
Hypnos: Hades...Dusa's been awfully quiet.
Dusa: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Hades: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
called it
oh thats gold
im a big fan
i couldnt pick between achilles and nyx
achilles fits 100%
o ye in a bgi way
Nyx will simply appear, smack all the children and send them to bed without dinner
i love doing text posts like that
i wanna do more but dont wanna flood chat fhdjgfd
Hypnos: do u ever get like water hungry…
Thanatos: Thirsty?
Hypnos: water hungry
these are golden please keep going

Nyx: If you want something that bad, you’ve gotta work for it. It’s time to break out the “p” word.
Hypnos: Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Nyx: The other “p” word.
Hypnos:
Hypnos: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?
No more internet for you, child
Thanatos: You okay, bud? Was the trip really that bad?
Zagreus, in a very annoyed and aggressive tone: Honestly, no! I’m just making a BIG DEAL out of a minor inconvenience ‘cause I need to vent about the MULTI-HEADED HYDRA that is now my life, and I know that YOU’RE a good enough person to take it in stride!
Thanatos: Uh… thank… you…?
Zagreus: You’re welcome! I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP!
Now give me a friggin' muffin!
I'm imagining a briefing between the three furies, with meg and ale arguing and tisi murmurdering to herself
[Meg pays Dusa to get rid of a hornet nest]
Meg: I put some tools she'll need, and if she chooses correctly she will conquer it.
Zagreus: And if she doesn't?
Meg: She will die.
i lvoe these text posts
If Dusa dies, I riot
If Dusa dies, so does the House of Hades
Zag: if i run and leap into achilles arms he will most certainly catch me in his arms
Zag : coming in !
Achilles: No im holding coffee!
bold of you to assume achilles would not immediately drop the coffee
Meg: Who are you?
Than: Sad.
Meg: I asked who are you, not how are you.
Than: I still stand by what I said.
you guys do realise
It's a very well hidden secret, but Hades is actually allergic to dust
dusa is already dead
dusa dying just puts her in the lobby
fight
She's alive in my HEART, okay!?
Zagreus to Sisyphus: I just want to say, for the record: rocks aren’t people.
Thanatos: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged.
Thanatos, tearing up: So, Zagreus, if you’re out there-
all of us: I've only had dusa for a day and a half but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
Dusa is a true national treasure
She's such a little cute aspid
these make me wish incorrectsupergiantquotes was still active
Meg: me and zag have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others -
Zag: sentences
Meg: please, don't interrupt me
Zag: What’ll make you feel better?
Dusa: [shrugs]
Zag: Do you want a cookie?
Dusa: [nods]
:o
zag: rules are made to be broken
Hades: they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken
zag: uh pinatas
Alecto: also heads
Aphrodite : also hearts
meg: also zag

Thanatos: nods approvingly
Tissy: MmmmmmUrrdeRRRer
Meg: Look, you seem very nice.
Dusa: Thank you.
Meg: I have no room in my life for people like that.
That's so accurate
Zag: Aren’t you supposed to tell me I have a lot left to live for?
Meg: I would, but your life seems incredibly bleak.
Zag: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Zag: “What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know.
Zag: Life on Olympus? A stable family?
Hypnos: A nap would be nice.
Poor boy, so tired
i mean, realistically speaking, it's kind of unavoidable something is gonna happen to dusa
Why?
Achilles: A friend came looking for you.
Zag: A friend?
Achilles: …an enemy.
Zag: Oh! Which one?
not necessarily a bad thing though, i just wanted to see if i could trigger someone LOL @fiery lotus
@mossy spear XD
i just wanted to say, in a very roundabout way, that there's still stuff to be written for her
also Nyx is caring step mom but jeeze
micromanaging your stepson's relationships like that
poor dusa
Zagreus: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Than: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Thanatos is significantly less sassy than that
It's a curse, really
Nyx : Don't talk to me or my son ever again
ur succeed
you should be doing both

kekeke @tardy tundra
Zag: In general, would you say you’ve been more emotional lately?
Than, immediately breaking into tears: No.
in the Q&A: will we ever have to fight cerberus;
SPG: would we ever be so cruel?
Me: Yes, yes you would.
Meg: I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves.
the gods: what are you doing here
Hypnos : So, how did that date with Meg go?
Zag : Very, very badly.
Hypnos : You know, maybe you should try acting like a decent person, it usually makes dates easier.
Zag : wowthankshypnosverycool
Meg: Tisi you can’t design a murder house!
Tisiphone: I’m not gonna design a murder house.
Alecto: TISI YOU CAN’T DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE!!
Tisiphone: I’M NOT GONNA DESIGN A MURDER HOUSE!
Tisiphone: [designs a murder house]
plot twist: when Tisiphone is murmering about a murderer, she's actually talking about herself, like a pokémon
yuh
“If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending matter, assert your newly appointed loyal status and have him beheaded.”
– Alecto
Seems legit
Meg: You murdered three people!
Alecto: It all just sort of snowballed.
I wonder how the furies were raised to end up so different
Clearly Tisiphone got the worst end of the deal
Than: [to Zag] I am gonna go and bawl my eyes out, and then I will be back to physically fight you.
tisiphone is just enthusiastic about her work
it can be difficult to balance work and family
She's a workaholic
"I'd really like to spend more time with you, but murder is just so fun"
Zag: I can’t believe I’m single on Valentine’s Day.
Dio: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue…
Zag: Don’t.
Dio, holding up a bottle: Wine is cheaper than dinner for two.
ay nw
Achilles: Zag, you know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one!
Zag: You worry too much.
Achilles: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much.
it does make you wonder where tis and al DO end up when you defeat them
maybe we will find out eventually
in the wine cellar were not allowed to be in
yup, they are surely drinking to forget the pain of defeat
^
lmfaoo
WHOA
pomegrate?
||apparently they're not allowed in the house, presumably because they're not housebroken||
🚔
wee woo wee woo
what else is it then 👀
depraved drinking and vomitting food so you can binge more
That's a feast
kind of more of a roman thing
While I do agree that the word doesn't automatically involve intercourse, it heavily implies it
i dont think in any sense that word is any kinda good
Chill
Cut out the inappropriate stuff
fine i'll refer to it als orgia then

We don't tolerate it here and if you guys do this again I'm going to mute you
Khaltor, please, behave
The rules aren't just no NSFW
There's plenty of NSFW content on wikipedia, my dude, first off
ok sure but that was far from it
If people are curious they can look into it themselves but its not a discussion for this server
the word sex doesn't even occur on the page
also; i just put it there to elaborate what i meant, i didn't mean the modern meaning of the word
please, as Syd said, we just want to meme
i hate myself
k
!!! proud of u fuho
gratz
Gj
Zeus, to Zag: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Aphrodite, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever?
and had the easiest time ever
why would aphrodite be in the kitchen, of all the gods?
where does my folder save ingame screenshots gys?
Ah, mulan
that's sexist
m e m e s
i'm joking
really it should be hera
no way
i more meant in the typical home livin scenario
I really hope they go ahead and implement the rest of the pantheon
oh heck yeah
look at that 12 life xD
pressure points is so good
Hades is the real protagonist here
Clutch, but you did it
he's the titular character after all
so much crittttt
pressure points and the other one that let's your crit damage do 180%
go Crit or go Home
Crit + zeus is what won me most runs tho
Meg, to Zag and Than: I understand you two have a love/hate relationship, but most people alternate between those emotions. They don’t experience them at the same time.
im pretty good at optimizing my runs
i nearly never go zeus boons 🤔
blight wine and ares ,,thing
Blight wine is fine but the cast is awkward in hectic situations
Ares is a strong second contender for most run wins
Blade rift + wrath
- a bigger area
All my completed runs always have some athena goodness
- pull
so did the ares boon change since choas update? the curse on attack and special? because i feel like if u spammed back then, the curse would refresh without doing its damage, but now it does its damage and refreshes?
Athena wrath is very good
no it's a legendary boon now
that lets you refresh curse stacks
Ares + Artemis makes your blade rifts homing >.>
no the legendary boon lets your blade rifts refresh the curse
because that stuff wasnt good on its own allready
i meant if u have it on your spear for example and spam stab something, the curse triggers instead of only being applied again
i mean, homing rifts was ares’ legendary before.
@mossy spear i had one that stacked my curses as long as i did damage
now it's a duo from artemis and Ares
i can't really make dio's blight stacks work in 60 heat
40 heat was allready falling short of his gimmick
I just realized that I never got a legendary boon... Is it just a random chance to get it or are there conditions?
it's random chance
i only managed heat with the shield and a bunch of athena i think
just like the epics
60*
Duo Boons are conditionairy
Damn, then I never got lucky with them
is that a word.. conditionary
ugh my last run was atrocious, i didn't get a decent special upgrade
conditional?
50% and 25% in the boon quality mirror upgrades and a bunch of whites everywhere
@mossy spear my 1st attempt at 60 heat , i started with no upgrades
legendary boons are not random
naw i didn't mean the 60 heat one, i meant a no heat run
sure but it's boring as heck
All i need is my triple dash
it takes ages to kill anything
i had no attack or special boon
just bring Thant's trinket with you
@tribal aspen legendary boons require certain other boons before they will appear in a run, which ones those are depends which god you’re looking at
i know, but all i ways saying is it's do-able no heat and no upgrades
artemis is precious
Zag: I know what genealogy is. It’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.
Meg: I’ve met bread smarter than you.
so why does the artemis athena boon let you crit for 3 seconds instead of just the next attack?
finally met thanatos
in some parts of the game it basically gives you unlimited crits
cause artemis is a baBE
holy hell that took for ever
i mean.. he's fun... but in asphodel he can't really be matched
honestly
not on 60 heat i found out :P\
i won 2 times form in
aspho
everythin got armour and
that scaling skyrocketed
yeah and he does 9999 damage
maybe this is where the Armor damage buff can come in handy
poppin in feedback channel actually
yeah
well
idk
maybe i should do a heatless run
but armor remains there right?
even on no heat?
yea
yeah
i did it a no heat run
lets do it
yeah asphodel or higher heat make the thanatos challenge a lot harder
and it was impossible
to win
cause of the mobs
type
or maybe with a perf boon setup
but v way too hard
i've beaten thanatos on no heat in asphodel bt only when i had a good boon setup
Thanatos: Look, I am going to be frank.
Hypnos: Okay, can I still be Hypnos?
ill upvote you
this is a good suggestion
i really hate the blue stones man
they disrupt combat so hard
ashdbsfhb i downvoted ur blue rock one x)
yeah just kill em
and its like just makes u focus them before u move on
uhuh JUST kill em
the blue bombers are more annoying imho
its just a variation creater
when they are being protected by a million shielded enemies 🤔
but they dont do ANYthing else then just.. give others a shield
tbf i dont know the experience when u polay the melee stuff
the heat bombers ?
they dont attack they dont push they dont do anything besides bringing combat to a screeching halt
you can block them with shield
blue rocks
heat bombers are not an issue for me
I had a run with athena special, on the spear, vicious skewer, special damage upgrade form chaos, critt damage increase from artemis and reflect critt duo
t'was insane, lol
that is pretty cool ye
i think it was the run where i think i somehow managed to kill tisiphone before she changed to room to last stage, even tho i don't know if that's even possible
i avoid tempering with the spear the recall does 60 damage
wich is nice
if anything i try to upgrade the spin attack or make the spear do more damage
spear special is l i f e
because the explosive spear is ok, you miss that crit damage
@mossy spear i skipped 2 hydra phases
because i had so much dmaage
it skipped to the last phase
i hate explosive spear it does almost no damage in comparison to vicioius skewer
^
explosive also messes up your rhythm
- we allready can get an explosive bow, why do we need that on the spear too?
wasnt that thing slightly reworked?
idk i feel the bow is allot better since this update
i remember i didnt like it as much in the chaos update
i meant for spear. but idk
nah
just shields
never spurn Artemis
Louts+ Artmeis
that's not a fun combo
Poseidon isnt fun to fight against as well
i prefer those to athena personally
just fought tisiphone, i have 1 hp (no death defiance loss)
i started using my spear special because it was taking too long (but i have chaos curse deals 5 damage every time i use my special)
uh, Zag just said "i am master of this place" when in asphodel
weird
i thought his dad was master
not anymore suckers
exactly if i have abilities i use
Thant is the master
zag: my fields now
lol
like my new name syd 😛
have fun
why game
damage stops after u press e
spicy pom
thats happened to me before
i know but it's funny
Zag: [gets mad and starts yelling]
Meg: I didn’t know so much rage could fit in such a small creature.
how do i add skulls?
yay
hot pom
Yah, not my preferred weapon
like this?
Zag: Please, Than… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this.
Than: I’m sorry, Zag.
Zag: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Than: It has to be done…
Zag:
Than:
Zag:
Than, placing a draw-4 card: Uno.
you need emojis
not discord emotes
if u have discord mobile
is that a nitro thing?
oh i dont have discord mobile
F
or go to like an emoji site and copy-paste
[French class]
Zag: A word for a family member that starts with “on”.
Than: [3 desks away] ONII-CHAN!
im holding my weeb than hc very close to my heart
👏
it's a real doozy
syd turns yandere for thanatos
ghdfkjg
Be careful kids, for you too could develop a severe thanaddiction
just starts murdering people to get closer to him
THANADDICTION
khal thats basically what im doing in hades
everything i kill
its to see him again
Than: [wears dark grey]
Zag: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.
LAST ONE I SWEAR
nah man keep em coming
they arer greate
imma farm some heat
guess i need 120 for the nextf
can we get server achievement roles
i feel 60 heats was an ordeal
I haven't even managed 60 heat so I've been dumping my spare heat to the broker
18756 darkness
um.
skelly ART
^
@bleak osprey sorry thought that word was allowed.. it's been used before
by janathos
it... should not have been?
are you sure??
that says pom my guy
right
rn m kinda looks similair
"yeah i wanted to say POM instead of the other word" - fanathos
you might need better eyes xD
idk discord might need better letters >.>
you can set your font display to be bigger
i know
either way, please keep it clean you guys. this server has 3 rules (which you all should've read upon joining) and theyre really not that hard to follow.
@frozen jolt im sorry wont happen again. i misread
its been that kinda night huh 
it doesnt have to be anymore if you guys behave 
ok rlly,,, go the distance from disney hercules is such a zagreus song
'I'll be there someday, I can go the distance
I will find my way if I can be strong
I know every mile would be worth my while
When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong'

It is indeed
do you guys wanna see my 60 heat reward


