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But... a douchey frat bro is not a good thing, it’s offputting c0kkiness, not alluring confidence. Not powerful, just an overinflated view of his own importance. Can’t actually do what he thinks he can do, just has a false view of himself as competent.
Lol maybe but it didn’t call me on that before
So I figured that wasn’t blacklisted
Ahhh no you're right, it has a built in thing to try to catch censors like you used in the first one.
For the mistaken word.
Yeah, it just catches it in any word (like it does with any swear combined with other words).
Makes sense
Anyway I think whoever this meme chad is is like... a twisted reclaimed version of chad as an insult lol
Like frat bros took offense and were like NO, being a Chad is a GOOD THING
Btw... I don’t mean that all men in fraternities are bad!chads
Just the ones with the characteristics I mentioned
@tranquil cloud That's the joke, it's a satirical over the top version that goes beyond absurdity
With the "inferior" version being the normal version, sometimes exaggeratedly timid
While the chad is just... This god-like entity who has seemingly infinite power
New social distancing rules: you may go on walks with loved ones but they must remain 6 feet behind you and if you turn around to look at them, they will stay in the underworld forever
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Not sure where to post this question but I need to ask: how tall is Zag? I'm putting him beside a character who's height is around 195cm, and I'm not sure whether Zag is going to be near the same height, taller or shorter.
make him 120 cm
Lmao that tweet
Hey guys, do JoJos ever sit down?
No, they Stand.
(conclusion: Zagreus is actually a jojo, and dio is dio)
Can we Agree he didn't inherit his height from his father? 
Come on, leave him some promising advantage against his mighty son
And yeah, I think he's possibly less than 195cm, in the end I decided to make him around 175 to 180cm
like, you know..
Zagreus: 179 cm
Hades: 180 cm
...
Huh
Yknow I always thought Zag is indeed pretty tall
Although, looking at some of the other characters
we know he's short according to asterius, which admittedly isn't saying much, but we also know he's theseus's height
Yeah he seems actually really short
I think he is shorter than Theseus by a smidgen
Apollo is not in this game and AFAIK Supergiants don't plan to include him. They wanted to focus on less known gods.
#h1-discussion for talking about hades, guys!
i'm still wondering on why they're not looking for greek translators
i mean, it's on the nose
and not a lot of games are translated into greek, a translation would instantly attract a small crowd
they probably have to focus on the big few same as everyone else, unfortunately
bummer
I read that as a geek translator
and I'm like, "I'm pretty sure SGG has a few fluent speakers there"
(... not wrong tho)
Given Hades setting. They aren't Geeks, but Greeks
geek greeks
they repair your pc while adding feta cheese to paella
...speaking of paella, I really want paella right now
but saffron is so expensive
I have no idea what saffron actually tastes like
it's good, but a little overrated
i put it on toast once and my dad was so mad
good toast tho
I've only had it once or twice.
cheap paella as found in supermarkets often replace saffron with turmeric powder to save cost
but the taste is different
honestly I prefer with turmeric, though fresh slices
huh, apparently lethal dose of saffron is only 5g
this is why there's usually no more than 1g of it per portion
5g is a lot of saffron
if it's premium A grade
Not an amount that's hard to eat, but quite a lot
the supermarket quantities are usually tubes of 0.5g (for $15)
the $50 metal boxes are 5g
Wonder what the rest of the saffron plant is like
Just eating the stamen is pretty weird
The toxicity might be why
more humanity f yeah stuff
Plant: Evolves toxic elements to keep from being predated
Humans: Mmmmmm Tasty
Same thing with capsaicin lol
and caffiene
Except worse because people also breed plants for more of it
capsaicin doesn't affect parrots so some humans like to make red pepper rice bowls for their bird friends
caffeine is even weirder
not only we get addicted to caffeine, but we can also more than tolerate theobromine
theobromine is the poison responsible for the chocolate flavour, which can kill bears but humans love it for the taste
I mean, tobacco kills humans but we have specialty stores for it too 😄
same with alcohol
we are weird
funny thing is, the same poisons that put enough pressure on the heart to kill most other animals is what makes human hearts beat longer, allegedly
you know, there was one episode of Columbo.. when the murderer tried to get rid of his dogs, who killed his friend with a certain trigger word.. he came to the police department, and tried to feed the dogs with poison. But he got caught doing that, told, that it's just a chocolate and proved that it's edible.
for years i couldn't figure out how he could eat the poison or if he just wanted to treat the dogs
untill i've became a dog owner myself and found out that chocolate is actually poisonous for them
like grapes and sugar substitutes
I didn’t realize humans were so uniquely tolerant to chocolate as poison, I knew it was poisonous to dogs but I thought that was because dogs are usually a lot smaller than people
But it can kill bears??
Toxicity is all contextual.
humans have spent ??? years building up an immunity to iocane powder
I have built during a decade my immunity to the toxicity of Social Media
Guys
I was watching a gameplay of resident evil 3
And it gave me strong Coronavirus vibes
Pretty unsettling
Whoever was talking recently about Bon Appetit (this may have been in Caitlin's stream), the new episode of It's Alive already has me in stitches two minutes in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4arNJoJ98Og
Bon Appétit’s Brad Leone is back for episode 66 of It’s Alive, and this time he’s making an open-face tomato sandwich. Join Brad as he fires up the grill, blisters some Flavor Bombs, and tries to remember the name of that one song that goes “la la la lala laaaa la laaaa.” Make...
@fervent zenith try playing plague inc lol
And then you realize the best strategy to kill all humans is to make a highly contagious virus whose symptoms aren’t very fatal so people don’t really care and it spreads like crazy... and then mutate it into something that causes organ failure
Literally first sentence of the game
@faint panther the wheee! when he slid the salt i am LOSING it
"Get outta here!"
Thing: paella is a Spanish dish
Not greek
But it's still bomb with plenty of feta on
But still, if I don't see hades get an underground gyros joint I'll be low-key sad
Junction Jan's but undergound gyros
that was my point
spanish paella, when it was made, had no feta cheese
but the greek geeks had to add feta cheese
so greek paella is when it has feta cheese on
it's like, when rice was cultivated by eastern asians and north africans, it was not meant to be served with whipped cream and mashed pineapples
okay pineapples i have heard of, whipped cream???
it's a dessert salad
"Ingredients
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups Alessi Arborio Rice
2 tablespoons butter
16 ounces pineapple tidbits drained
2 cups chopped strawberries
3 cups mini marshmallows
1/2 cup granulated sugar
2 cups heavy whipping cream
maraschino cherries optional"
I'll take note of that
whack, okay
Looks like rice pudding up to 12
that looks uncomfortably sweet
Yeah
impulse bought red dead redemption 2 let's see how this goes
What movie should I watch?
What kind of movies do you like?
JoJo Rabbit is really good if you haven't seen it yet.
The Edge of Seventeen is something I watched on a whim and I ended up really enjoying that/thinking it was funny.
Either the short film or the series
Yeah I've seen both multiple times.
It was my introduction to Taika but I found it because I love Flight of the Concords and it was also written by Jermaine Clement
Ah yeah I love FOTC too
I love the movie but I genuinely think the show is better.
I love both haha
Give me all the roommate vampires
Though I thought every single scene with Colin Robinson was pure gold

So yeah @serene tulip if you’ve got the energy for more than a movie check out WWDITS on Hulu
Isn't there a movie by the same name?
yep
I watched half of that
i loved the movie
Half???
I got distracted or something?
i usually dont watch comedy movies? or many movies in general. but it i found it funny
i watched some of the show too but not all of it
@serene tulip Please tell me it wasn't as bad as the time I was watching Superbad at college with a friend and 30 minutes in I go "Welp, I'm bored, see you later," and leave, was it?
I looooooooooooove movies.
O-m-gott
I am definitely a cinephile.
Look, just as long as you don't make a lot of noise or a big mess I don't care what you do in theaters
And like, in the back row
I was just saying I love foreign films and follow film festival and award show entries and stuff.
sounds nice, I wish I love movies that much
I can only manage a low affection for them these days
The Grand Budapest Hotel was a movie that I liked
very good use of colours, pacing, internal coherence, attention grab, emotional resonances, etc.
Jojo's mom is the best.
Yeah! Honestly I love all the characters.
ScarJo plays her super well.
And Taika uses some really good cinematography involving her character.
Oce just started it
Oof, that wasn't a false strike lol
I'll recommend Knives Out. Some places only list it as a mystery or a thriller, but it's actually (intentionally) hilarious.
I got a question, can a side character be a mary sue?
hmm, if you're using really loose and agressive terms like mary sue you're not gonna get precise definitions
I mean, you could say the old man that gives advice in stories is a Mary Sue because he has no flaws
Side characters don't necessarily need to be as developed, it's okay for them to be kinda one dimensional and maybe even flawless
If a story has really well developed side characters that can even be a problem sometimes, it might affect the tone
If you point out that a character is flawed every time you introduce them, even if they don't matter, then you're writing a very cynical story
I didn't mean it in that tone but thanks
Oh I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm speaking kinda generally
Thinking about stories like this is interesting
I'm sure it is
I'll take greg's advice here:
what is the role of your character in your story
what purpose do they serve
and will them not having any flaws as a character at face value help fulfill that purpose
noted
You might want to read up on the concept(s) of "Flat vs Round Characters" and/or "Static vs Dynamic Characters".
Flat and/or Static Characters are not necessarily Mary Sues, but a lot of people often tend to misconstrue or lump the terms together.
But to answer your original question? Yes, a side character can end up being a self-insert and/or highly overpowered + contrived + flawless. It's not a phenomenon exclusive to protagonists and antagonists.
A side character can be a Mary Sue, but it comes with a slightly different dynamic
Could even possibly be a good story if the actual main character is a snarky observer
https://freebies.indiegala.com/ring-runner-flight-of-the-sages/ this is a really good game for free
Lol I have that game on my backlog since 2014
been trying to play rdr2 but i keep dying in the tutorial
being bad at video games is suffering
what difficulty do you have it on babs
also, honestly you might just be dying for doing what rockstar doesn't want you to do
the game is rather heavy on scripted sequences and doing almost exactly what it wants you do to during missions
it's not inherently bad if you do whatever the mission says but the moment you try to get creative you get a mission failed
the one rockstar game that tinily broke that a little was la noire with its case investigating
but team bondi got destroyed during that games development so
oh dang i didn't even know there were different difficulties
also part of the problem is probably that im using a trackpad and not a mouse but i hate using a mouse
Lol, with trackpad a TPS sounds like hell
yeah so far it's....... not working well
Tbh rdr2 is an extremely badly executioned game
The problem is that modern games are NOT made with trackpad on mind
You can notice by the fact the button to get on your horse is the same as the one that chokes the nearest civillian to death
Also the name is misleading
Despite being in the title, the Star Wars robot doesn't appear at all 🙃
Did @serene tulip survive the rest of Jojo Rabbit?
I stopped watching it about halfway through to go to bed
Lol I don’t know anyone else who can just abandon movies partway through like that
What about the FLOW
What about the carefully crafted rollercoaster for your emotions to ride???
You can’t just throw yourself off halfway through the ride
I've stopped movies so I could sleep plenty of times.
I just don’t start them if I’ll need to go to sleep before they’re done lol
Yeah
Because I know if I start a movie/show/game shortly before I should go to sleep
Ill just stay awake
I'm not good at sitting still during movies
so their run time isn't a good measurement of when I'll actually finish it
because I pause them a lot
Yeah I don't have the ability to know the exact moment I'm going to pass out, so sometimes I'll commit to something, then get exhausted in the middle.
I just don’t put something on if it’s going to end past midnight, even though I’m often up later than that anyway
oh i generally watch movies in parts just in general
i dont have the patience to sit thru a whole movie, so i watch it over a few days in 30 min chunks or so
I have a "Sometime after noon" meeting I'm supposed to have
and I want to commit to doing something
but I have no idea when they're going to pop in and be like, "When's good for you?"
@tranquil cloud also, spoilers Jojo Rabbit: ||I get this sneaking suspicion his mom is gonna die and I didn't want to sit through that right before bed||
Holy damn, in some countries they started selling the ff7 remake already
no money even if it gets released here
holy capitalism, the official cloud strife wrist watch sells for $2499.99 (+TAX)
and pre-ordering the FF7 remake only enters you into the raffle to potentially win this watch
it's not even fancy looking
"Since this is a custom-ordered item, a no-cancellation policy will apply once the order is placed. Please also note that this product is not immediately available but will be shipped to you upon availability."
ouch in the wallet
Pssst
That's spare change compared to THIS
this car is more expensive than my parents' suburban townhouse
actually, it's more than twice as expensive
I think when the covid-19 lockdown is lifted, I'll go make a colour print of a chosen picture from the games, which will cost me less than $5
yes
Of course
can't wait to see videos of cloud crossdressing though
I mean, there is the trailer, but it's not enough
Bruh
Oh yeah, the remake is coming out soon
I hope cloud can fight while in that dress
and let us keep that dress on him for the rest of the game
wait, is the ff7 remake only part one?\
I see, my wallet can rest for now
because that means no Vincent and no fighting giant mecha created by the planet as self defense mechanism
I'd fight you but I haven't played ff6 so I can't
I thought the plan was 3 parts?
the original game was at least 3 parts, so it's possible that the remake is following that
so far articles state that the ff7 remake will be in multiple parts, but no clear info on how many parts exactly
I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Anything i can do to lighten depression and anxiety?
depends on what type of depression
you may need sunlight, comedy movies, tragedy movies that make you cry and secrete endorphin, a hearty dish based on potatoes, store-bought serotonin, a nap or good sleep, etc.
Idk, i just got told i have symptoms of depression on top of my high anxiety
I wanna play games but people make me mad
have you considered talking to a counselor?
I am
I do sessions once a week
Talked a lot about my complexes, worries, feelings...
There are a lot of things somewhat obvious but i have a long way
I just wish i can get self esteem, it would make all this so much easier...
That's good. It took me forever to decide to go to a counselor.
Yeah, i went to an institute and they sent me to a proper professional
I have been doing cognitive therapy for a while now
I've just noticed how strange it is to see that message come from this profile picture
maybe I should change it
nah
My college has free counseling for a few sessions
its very nice
I bet it really helps people take the first step to make it so accessible
what an announcement to make on funny japeday
Really hope its not just NA
oh hey i played rdr2 with a mouse and shockingly enough i didn't immediately die

/rolling girl plays in the background

@north hamlet that still sounds like a super sweet idea!
Yee
Also the cafe has been super cool and allowed us to move the booking to a later date
damn, my birthdays on the 10th
Merry Birthmas in advance
Also has anyone else had a sudden uptick in the amount of mostly online friends suddenly getting in contact?
bold of you to assume i have many online friends to begin with
thanks all
omg I found Flick in new horizons today
he's so hilarious
I just realised that ice cream trucks count as takeaway/delivery food vendors so they can operate in a city with a strict lockdown in place
Ice cream trucks surrounded by a dozen child-sized hamster ball.
The subtitles are incredible.
~dead chicken with old milk~
tag urself i'm organic tear gas
im Future generations ᵇᵉᵃᵗᵉⁿ
I T A L I A N W A T E R
Future Generations, Beaten just sounds like one of the Hades 'boss defeated' captions.
18th day of quarantine, the only food left is raw pasta, mayo and water, and now watching this
who were that guys again, who can become fed with just watching food? maybe they can share some experience
also, now we kinda know what kind of dishes are made at the underworld kitchen.. but that's for another channel
Hey guys I’m trying to create paper boats as my town tune in ACNH but I’m not musically inclined 😭 would anyone be willing to help lol
Thought the same thing when she told me this a couple days ago 
Just learned Hades is an SMT clone 😔
Hades is a Hoplite clone
I don't know where best to ask this so, how do I get permission to post pictures?
On place we can directly post images is in #fan-works, otherwise you can post any rule-safe image link in any channel.
didn't expect new darkest dungeon dlc
But I'll gladly take it
go grab games https://itch.io/b/471/gdc-relief-bundle
Long Gone Days from that bundle seems of good quality
Hey folks
I don't know who might need to hear this, if anyone, but
Your struggles are valid
I believe in you
thanks bro
You too oce
Playing Risk of Rain 2 for the first time.
The game decided I'd had enough and I was killed by "The Planet".
What the hell just happened?
ah I see The Planet has killed you.
currently honestly if you get eliminated by it, it means some wack magic thing happened to make up for current state of the game and somehow end the game atm.
without just dying randomly
though a lot has changed since the last game I must say too. Drones aren't as useful to buy and the whole lunar system sure has a lot of in it.
oh yeah same
@faint panther the planet kills you when you use the obelisk
Tendrils were shooting out of the ground and poking me and inflicting slow. Happened in the same area twice.
That's the obelisk?
friggin overloading elder lemurian
Stone Titan, just gotta take cover when he's aiming at you?
pretty much
I hate the Imp Overlord.
I dislike clay dunestriders more
I don't mind Dunestriders, just be aware of when they start succ'ing and wait it out
We should do some MP RoR2 some time.
do y'all play with mods?
Nope.
I forgot that there are ror2 mods
Trying to get into the Valorant beta and riots server wont let me connect my twitch acc this is a n i g h t m a r e
Twitch seems to be having problems right now
am upsetti
@faint panther @toxic steppe https://steamcommunity.com/id/oceloctopus/
I'll add you when I'm home in a few!
Some people don't have the option of staying home.
Maybe...
Yep! Unfortunately I still have to work.
I keep getting shrekt in the Siren's Call. Should I drop to Drizzle until I get more unlocks?
@faint panther Ok so lemme help
The Unit is a really though boss
It's the exclusive TP boss on siren's call
Or is it a regular enemy what bothers you?
I don't think I'm used enough to enemy patterns to deal with the number curve.
Or I'm not hunting down enough items.
I haven't encountered the unique boss, I just got three-shot by a regular enemy.
There's no shame in playing on Drizzle to get unlocks.
It's probably what I'll do because the extra difficulty isn't needed if the goal is to just unlock characters/Artifacts.
Drizzle is also just good to be on until you become more acquainted with the game overall.
You just running the Commando rn?
Until I got Huntress, did one or two with MUL-T and put them down.
I usually just run Huntress too if I want to actually complete a run.
But I love Acrid.
And the Loader.
I only have the three so far.
I need to get the Artifacts now that they've dropped.
Command + Sacrifice is ridiculous.
UwU is this some RoR2 talk I see?
If you’re having trouble with the sirens call boss, there’s a fun little exploit you can do with the mercenary that destroys flying bosses
When you use his utility skill, if the hit ends inside an enemy the momentum of the attack transfers into the enemy and knocks them into the ground
Flying enemies take crazy damage when smacked against surfaces so it’s super effective against vagrants and units
It’s a bit tricky to pull off but it’s super consistent
I personally just prefer Drizzle/Rainstorm because it's more fun to snowball on...
Monsoon kinda wants you to skip items, so it also kind of sucks without Command Sacrifice Swarms memery
But those three... pog
Yeah but playing on drizzle comes with people calling you a drizzlet
(Tbh though I do play drizzle for most of my unlocking)
At the end of the day though, the obvious best choice is editing your game for a ton of lunars and stacking glass every. single. run.
I tried playing Risk of Rain 2, it felt kinda shallow?
did you only play commando?
because if so, then yeah it's kind of understandable
Commando is really shallow character
so basic compared to other characters lol
Him and Huntress
Its more the fact that your kit doesnt really change during your run
Risk of Rain 2 adds a whole new dimension to Risk of Rain
A third one to be exact
Ye
Your abilities don't change much yeah, but the way you do comes down to the way you build yourself.
there are second versions of abilities, but they are behind the challenges.
@trail crest People who use "drizzlet” as a pejorative are kind of losers ngl
Also, items change your gameplay drastically.
Commando is... basic, and built to be. Utilitarian by design. I will say it feels kind of lame for literally everything else to be gated behind a few hours of him, though.
But I guess he does have that upside of Just Working really.
I did get the Commando's second dodge, which I like over the default.
At this point I'm hunting for Ocular HUDs to get the Huntress's alternate primary.
Commando does just alright since really he is jack of all trades, with focus of his items really can be any very common items. Since if you get soldier's syringes for him you are set for a few stages tbh.
Commando's alternate Right Click is significantly stronger though, which is a lot of fun... his second alt skill isn't all that great because timed fuse grenade, but his alternate shift I hear is good.
Oh yeah, that's already my favorite pick-up.
Got like 4 once on MUL-T and spamming the rail gun was kinda fun.
Personally, I'm a fan of the Runald/Kjaro bands.
There's a hidden synergy.
Well, more of a hidden property.
oh yeah I know, these are fun too.
They either proc together or not.
Commando Sticky Bomb was nerfed, but it's still silly to stack all thirty-seven
I love Artificer, although I'm struggling to master her new kit. Mostly because my aim isn't precise enough for wisps.
I'll get there with enough Command shenanigans
Loader too, loader is great. REX as well
REX is a beast
Especially with the cube, he just kills everything
Get a few backup mags and your set
And his healing scales amazingly with shaped glass
Huh
Commando - Jack of all trades, really makes up for fact it's easy to build for him.
Huntress - Autoaim, fast but easy to kill. Glass cannon of the survivors.
Engineer - Focuses more on setting up defenses in one place or on the go, in any case is quite powerful and can hold his ground.
Artificer - Air fixed, got quite the powerful kit, but needs focus on the big crowd clean ups.
MUL-T - chunky Commando, unless we are looking at its different abilities can be considered as a tank with close encounter fixation.
Mercenary - Huntress, but takes up close to face value monsters. Does good 1v1 battles or clean ups with his utility.
Loader - Tanky Melee class. Things go flying to punch.
Rex - Hurt, get back HP, the basics of HP stealing and crowd controls.
Acrid - another crowd control type of character, focused on getting them on status and boil down HP for easy kills.
Mercenary is also pretty good too
RoR is in EA. Right?
Ye
The second one I mean
Yeah
speakking of the darn, lunar coin character FINALLY decided to stop bugging out for me so I just got her
It’s releasing in 1.0 in a few months though
It's been literal months where she wouldn't show up in the shop and is kinda the reason why i stopped playing
Does it already have the basic structure with final boss and ending?
same as for Hades
Kinda?
There’s a way to “beat” the game and there’s a secret boss that also ends your game when defeated
But that’s not the final ending
yeah
The secret boss also got buffed iirc
I'm getting juuust a little input lag on my mouse.
I don't think it's present in-game, but it's there in the menu, anyone else notice that?
never had that I think?
I mean, I totally could be having input lag
but I wouldn't notice it since the only character that really relies on reaction time at the moment is mercenary and I rarely play him
I had too much caffeine and now I'm hyper and mad at the state of the world
and I just want to yell at people
and shake them
I've been unwisely interacting with conspiracy theorists for hours on twitter.
rip
I have 3 laugh:
It's wild, lmao
Dad laugh
Chipmunk laugh
Internet Gremlin laugh
I feel like all my laughs are generally the same just like, different intensity
If y'all will briefly forgive me for being maudlin on main: I miss that longing I used to get for fictional worlds.
Like, do you know how long its been since I day dreamed about being in the setting of a book I'm reading?
The closest I've gotten to it recently was when I was reading A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine and I came up with a Teixcalaanli name for myself
But mostly just because the naming conventions were interesting not because I actually like, wanted to be Teixcalaanli.
(For the record I'd be 61 Bauxite)
I didn't go dreaming about what my skyhook would look like or the poetry or anything
I may or may not have drempt about falling in love with some rogue information ministry officials but that's not my fault
(Twelve Azalea is best boy)
(I will fite u)
I tried to read the first two chapters of A Memory Called Empire and I'm hoping it's not another empire = evil type of story?
I mean
What are some examples of empires that aren't evil?
Its very much that
Isn't that like an intrinsic trait of being an empire.
but its also very............. nuanced
yeah I mean name one non evil empire
Like, the dedication is, and I'm paraphrasing, "I dedicate this novel to all people who fell in love with a culture that is devouring their own. "
The entire premise is a small nation sends an ambassador to keep an empire from absorbing them
It's a good book.
but its seriously one of my favorite novels in a while
Right now I'm more fond of it than the expanse
but that's mostly just because TW kinda fell a bit flat for me
and because they refuse to give Amos a gay relationship >:|
Oh, Oceloct.
I forgot my Steam pw so I couldn't add you through the browser lol
This is my Friend Code: 132546464
I... I don't know what that means
Go to Add a Friend on Steam and it will become self apparent.
huh
They finally streamlined the process.
that's... new?
Yeah.
It only took FOREVER
To get a decent friend request system
lol
I'm about to hop on RoR2 to unlock some Artifacts
Clairen's Ridiculous Hitboxes has added you
Man, the second artifact trial I did was the artifact of chaos
and that was terrible
Hehehe
because I had a few will-o'-the-wisps or whatever they're called
so I killed one stone golem and instantly died
can't right now
returning to a previous tangent though, I can imagine bein tired of "Empire bad" as a theme because its kinda been hit on a lot recentlygenerally
I just wish there would one good empire at some point, even as it is devouring everything around it?
because instead of destroying what it devours, they just bloom better inside it?
hap birf
is there a word for triggered that doesn't come with the baggage that trigger does?
like, "this is such a pet peeve of mine that I felt compelled to respond"
irritated, annoyed, upset, tilted.
still stinks that a helpful word got turned into a joke or a synonym for those words, though.
happy birthday yes.
thank
Happy birthday
Also, it depends on how you define "empire" and "evil"
By the most basic definition, an empire does not even have to be militaristic
Its basically just a collection of nations ruled as a single entity
One could even make a case for a militaristic emprie not neccessarily being evil
Well, history has shown us that it's apparently hard to expand into an empire without war and the torture/murder of innocent people for land and resources.
But most of the time the killing and torture was in glorification of ideology or religion.
But a countries past influences, but not defines their present
Mine knows that, uh
Quite well
Germany?
Germany
Good ol' GPO
But yes, you can make an empire not be evil
Even a militaristic one, if you do it properly
Hell, case in point: Ni No Kuni 2
Well, less on the militaristic part
Realistically, evil isn't a concept that you can project on anything other than man.
Empires aren't evil, they're just flawed.
It's the people that run them that are evil, sometimes.
Most of the time.
As they say, those who want power (and are in the position to obtain it) are the ones least suited for it
The only king of the world I want to be is the kind Leo is in Titanic
Who doesnt really want to be one
"I'm the king of the world!"
There have been a fair share of instances where I've been a good leader while not wanting to be the leader.
Mainly because I hate having to shoulder all the responsibility when others knowingly can but are too lazy.
I guess some people just genuinely need to be told what to do.
I wish I could be a knight lol
If I ever got whisked away to another world that would be my goal
Morality is subjective
Good and bad depends on who judges it
Also, i believe there is always some thing good in bad, and vice versa
wasn't that Russian leader a example of "has zero power and is a very moral person, but failed as leader of a nation due to lack of charisma, leadership skill and cunning"
the father of Anastasia
empire is often evil because it facilitates power abuse by its very structure
however, machines do not have the burden of temptation, since their morality do not have to operate the way ours do
so I would be interested to see an empire run by a non-human, and said empire does not resort to assimilation, propaganda, bread and circus and etc.
human morality is too de jure "does this hurt anyone" but de facto "does this benefit me or my group", yet a machine swarm or honey bee colony or spider community won't operate under the same rules
Hi Cale hi sol hi ray 
hi Cygnus
no I haven't read Children of Time
the closest to the concept that I have described was the benevolent sentient sapient Yogurt mastermind from Love Death Robots
I should try the Culture series again.
I dont know why I love the Ultra Instinct Shaggy meme so much
How can you not x]
I set it up so it looks like he's about to save Sasuke from being choked by Gordon Ramsay.
I suppose really it's funny because uh the character is totally not the kind to be all that anime powerful like and that creates the funny.
That's a sentence I never thought I'd say
Then again Im generally a fan of Dragon Ball memes
The show aint good, but they got some good memes
Overly powerful character that can destroy reality the way it is, is powerful.
I've been self harming on political subreddits all day and I need a hug
I do not
What happened ocelocto?
I just got in a bunch of arguments that I shouldn't have
@hasty kernel it's like TFS but way more ironic
Wanna talk about it?
If no, then it's fine
People have different opinions
Doesn't mean you are wrong
Reddit has a lot of people who are way too harsh on others just because
Anonymity is dangerous
I just worked myself up into a heightened emotional state
I know that very well, too.
I think open internet forums are no suitable place to discuss political disagreements.
I'd suggest discussing with no more than three people and preferrably not in written form.
That is much less frustrating in my experience.
Can someone recommend a podcast to me?
@gaunt valley The official podcast
I'll give it a listen. Thanks.
OK
Now that I've started my avoidance practice of playing videogames
Its really fun to give beetles little mine hats as engineer in RoR2
Sorry If I'm late to the conversation but wouldn't Space Empres the ones who would be the EASIEST to be non-evil?
As 99.99999999999% of planets are from nobody and it's simply impossible to colonize everything?
||I am actually writing a Space Adventure novel, tho||
Based on a pet peeve of mine
Have you heard about the lord and savior of Sci Fi the expanse?
Yeah, but HBO expensive
Oy yeah, Brain Fart
Too many Streaming Services to keep track
Also I literally LOL'ed when they told me the FTL transportation method in The Expanse is called The 'Epstein Drive'
oh
It allows for constant thrust interplanetary travel at 1G+
Or more!
Agreed, Oceloctopus, I got two episodes in and quit.
I'll just wait for book 9.
@faint panther how's the RoRing going?
Played a little today on Drizzle, looped.
I'll play more tomorrow, I'm about to go to bed.
Good good
Guess who just got musked on by THREE DIFFERENT GARTER SNAKES
time to throw myself in the washing machine and hope for the best
for context I relocate wild snakes that find their way into peoples yards. best way to help not only the people but the snake too
good for you but also awww nooo
Thank you for your service o7
I hope it washes out soon D:
(previous question about best chronograph deleted once I remembered rolex)
its PCS awareness day! if you get a big pain in your ribs whenever you breathe in suddenly, it'll probably go away in 10 minutes and it's not a symptom of anything scary! it's called precordial catch syndrome or "texidor's twinge" and it's well researched! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
I wish someone had known to reassure me about this when I was a kid, it scared me a lot!
I had this very often when I was younger but less and less with age
yeah I thought I had outgrown it until today, when i had a really long one
it has a NAME
to be fair I have a really messed up chest so I figured it was just from that but STILL
yeah i was so happy to find out that other people live this too
that's why I'm spreading awareness
Wow I didn't know that was a Named Thing, what a day to be part of the 10,000
Yooooo I get that all the time and I knew it was a thing, I just had no idea what its name was.
Thanks for sharing so next time I get it I don't spiral into an anxiety spell.
I'm making a suggestion for some of you to use your gaming PCs for this: https://foldingathome.org/2020/04/03/capturing-the-covid-19-demogorgon-aka-spike-in-action/
say, could one of those poisonous but edible flowers help with viral infection?
It's possible, a lot of medicines are like that
Also i tried the folding at home thing and they ran out of work units
Grey Prince Zote 4, first try!
niceu ^_^
hell yeah, nice
No idea, It was a gf present
21 euros in EGS
The game scared me bloot out of me earlier tonight
I was following a signal when ||A $#*&ING GIANT ANGLER FISH devoured my ship||
aw cute re: gf present
that's so cute
Good choice in games tbh
Crosscode was the best game of 2018
And yeah ||the anglerfish are nasty||
You'll ||learn to hate them Tbh||
Well, even more than you do now
Went to the moon, looked at the ruins, and I know I have to go to brittlehollow
Also go to Giant's deep later
Yeah the path you take means you could start out learning a lot, or very little
I'm just following the rumors menu
Ah
Personally I just went to the planets I thought were interesting first
And then to where I figured the next puzzle piece was
I went to the moon because they said an astronaut was there and I thought it was as good as a starting point as any
Also Crosscode was also my 2018 goty
I want know to follow the harmonica but fir the moment I want nothing to do with those damn things
(hey people, Khan vs Kahn and Regions of Ruins are currently 100% off on steam)
(Escape from Tethys too)
For all that Half-Life is supposed to have truly remarkable level design, there's a looot of first person platforming.
@faint panther Platforming isn't the issue as much as the extremely annoying lasers
the platforming is the one criticism I have with og half life
the rest of the game is phenomenal but xen in particular is really bad
even Black Mesa had trouble fixing xen
oh yeah definitely
It was so revolutionary at its time that it was universally loved and now when you go back to look at it it all seems really overdone because literally everyone followed its example
it was one of the first pc games I played (granted, I was still...many years late) so when I try to describe why it's good it comes off as boring
If I were given a new game that frustrated me as much as the track maze did in Half-Life I would quit
residue processing can die in a fire
or a vat of acid 😄
black mesa is a super good remake and imo could replace the original, but residue is the only chapter where I'll just start a new game at the next chapter
Like
unrelatedly
the Mii song is like
a legit masterpiece
this realization brought to you by this man and his beautiful dogs: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fvy3mb/basically_my_life_right_now/
See, I'm very familiar with the trope Seinfeld is Unfunny, but Seinfeld is actually a bad example of it because it has aged supremely well. It's on a lot at my house and it's still much funnier than most shows today. The Beatles are a better example; they've been outdone a thousand times at this point, but people like to remember their roots, or they're looking back with almost-completely-opaque-rose glasses.
Question: when did you first watch Seinfeld?
I feel like part of the Seinfeld is Unfunny trope is that there are a lot of people who think Seinfeld Is funny
just in the same way that I think Half-Life is an amazing game
A lot of people think Seinfeld is Unfunny, and I can appreciate that
I'm being a little snarky, but as a little kid.
Yeah, I think that nostalgia goggles has a lot to do with how people view a piece of media
And I think it's fair to recognize when something has aged very well.
I find Half-Life as sort of cookie-cutter series. It's surely not going to be as amazing as next games up the line, but can't really deny that for its time it sets trends and gets ideas going for some other people to work with and think about.
yeah all half-life entries are revolutionary not denying that.
I played HL2 before I ever played 1, but Source's physics simulation is still pretty incredible.
That's a feature has not yet fallen victim to Seinfeld is Unfunny.
Eh, debatable, the episodes didn't really add much.
They gave us what we wanted, which was a continuation of the universe
but all I can remember off the top of my head is an area control minigame
Meant more like Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Half-Life: Alyx. I don't really see much added in additions of DLC or well 0.5s of major parts off it.
my wording is off today (or well off once again) and I am really sorry for inconvenience coming from my end here.
Unrelatedly
I finally managed to get to work and some stuff home
and now I have my fancy hand lotion and its amazing
I guess the best way of putting it is that Half-life was revolutionary in a way that didnt age well
That's the vast majority of revolutionary achievements.
100 years ago we didn't have nuclear power, and if special interests would stop throttling the world for their wallets we could have fusion.
Thats not actually the reason fusion hasnt happened yet
As my old physics teacher likes to say, "Fusion is only 10 years away, and has been for the last 30 years"
We keep finding new hurdles that we didnt consider beforehand
Similar to how pc tech has stalled
Or rather, computing tech
The question might be how much faster could those hurdles have been solved if Fusion had been seriously funded
I kinda look at it like the IRS in the USA: They've gone on the record as saying they audit and focus on civilians while letting corporations get away with highway robbery because they're underfunded and understaffed, and decades of corporate lobbying and teams of corporate lawyers makes them untouchable because of staffing and funding issues.
Let me put it this way
Fusion would be a major PR win for any nation that discovers it
There is no chance the US, Russia or China would pass that up
I 100% believe that oil barons with vested interest in their money would either suppress it or slow it down because of loss of profits.
The fact that they havent gone all-in means that most likely they realised that its not realistic anytime soon
Sure, thats not unrealistic, especially given history
But those have little influence in chinese politics
I think
That's a fair point.
Its more likely that just throwing money at it wouldnt solve the issues
But I admit, its been years since I last did any research on any physical topic
oHo
Hello everyone and welcome to Riot Games where breaking our main games client is apart of the Riot Games Experience™️
Or forcing a change to an alternative account system that is inferior and keeps hundreds of thousands of usernames permanently lost
For a reason we were never told
I mean, no matter what solution they engineered, they were never going to please everyone.
Given they created a world where they had region distinct ecosystems, then attempted to unify them under a single auth service, this was always going to present a large challenge
More often than not, people are sensitive about their identities, it makes sense that many would be upset to lose their distinct identity to someone else etc
Thing is, there was no reason to do it in the first place
The problem is that the regionlock hasnt vanished
Its still there
They just removed the region selector from the login-screen
But each account is still region-locked
When I said its "inferior", what I meant to say more precisely is that its basically just the old system, with that changed
All accounts still work for their game, you just have to have been logged in beforehand, and you have to never log out again
Didn't they do this to unify the accounts globally to provide a central service for their new products? I swear I read about how they unified it as a result of this
That was the public reason
The problem people were quick to point out is that their second game had already been playable by that point, using the old account system
In fact, it still is
Thats also how we know that all they did is change the login-screen, while the underlying system is identical
I mean yeah, when you're doing any development you start with what you have an flesh out a design for what you want, it's not surprising that they got it going with the existing system but opted for a newer one to remedy any issues they had with the architecture
Right, but normally you eventually cut off the old one, as it stops being compatible with what you have
But in this case, that already happened officially
that's not normal at all, in nearly every case you maintain historical data
Maintaining data doesnt mean letting the old system still interact with the new one
Itd be pretty pointless to change a system then let the old system still work
as a transitional phase if you have monumentally large data sets, there is typically a process to trickle old into new or allow interaction between v1 -> vN
Yeah, that process happened and finished months ago, officially
at which point, when the newest system is considered to be at a point of maturity and has proven itself in the environments it serves, you visit the old and determine deprecation strategies
In fact, as far as Im aware theyre not even aware of the workaround Im using
it's an interesting problem, would have been pretty fun working on the architecture lol
Maybe not, it's hard to predict permutations of vast systems
At this point Im just waiting for their third game to officially come out
So I can full confirm my theory
If the old account works even with that game
Its legit just the same system with less functionality
It probably will
Yeah it's a fairly common strategy to supersede the old systems with a feature limited new system, it helps determine which features are actively used or desired when there isn't enough data to determine or analyse the requirements with a reasonable confidence interval
good example is the new twitch api, it has a very limited feature set in comparison to the current stable (and deprecated) api
it's being fleshed out and engineered based on the needs / demands of the consumers, attempting to avoid baseless assumptions
it's also a pain in the rear lol
I suppose the best way of putting it is that the change in account systems permanently lost thousands of usernames, makes playing with players on other servers considerably harder, and as far as we know, has absolutely no benefit to anyone
Initially my theory was cost-saving measure, but I dont think the miniscule amount of money youd save would warrant the expensive transition period
At this my best bet is that it was originally a prank that got really out of hand
or considering the rumoured employee rotation rate, maybe the one who started on it left so they couldn't figure out how to finish the new system yet?
hah, knowing enterprise architecture, I wouldn't be surprised
The problem is that that usually explains a good idea that was completely screwed up
There wasnt so much as a good idea here
how can we even tell the difference between a very badly and inaccurately implemented idea and a bad idea in itself
(the result is still the same isn't it)
True, though in this case, Id argue its easy to tell because the entire motivation for the change was unwarranted
I get not wanting to have the name of your main game attached to the accounts for all of your games
But then just ... rename it?
There wasnt anything else you needed to change
failure to apply occam's razor?
Iunno
The part that made me question the whole thing even more is that in order to deal with the resulting username conflicts
They chose the worst strategy
The one that maximises the number of permanently lost usernames
still, because they are a big company, this is still a loss that they can afford
not only that, just like emotional abuses can sometimes make a person more attached to the abuser, such setback may make the gamers somehow even more loyal to the brand
Ehhh
like a mixture of stockholm and sink-cost fallacy
The ones that didnt just resigned to it, either quit
Or possibly found the same workaround I did
or use this to start over
but your workaround is probably already an open secret by now
so most of them probably just used that
Possible
But I dont know
Ive not seen anyone talk about it
Im just annoyed because I actually have 3 accounts
And Im locked into one
I would honestly be happy if riot learns properly from this this time, but I'm sure that most players just tried to find workarounds
and riot learns nothing
I mean they do learn some things
I'm this cynical because when devcat designed mabinogi, it was made to be balanced, but nexon made it all about microtransaction, and still only profited from it, did not lose significant playerbase at all
Sometimes
For example, their card game art has a bunch of female knights
And they have actual, proper armour
I know it should be an absolute baseline
But its a chestplate that makes sense
that's good to know at least
God, People waited years for a remake of their beloved FF7 just to be turned into ||Kingdom Hearts|| lmao
I waited all those years for FF7 to be less yikes about crossdressing
Wait, whats the ||Kingdom Hearts|| thing in reference to
The remake is madness
Let me put some non-spoilered reviews
IGN: The way FF7R wantonly spouts nonsense that it just expects you to roll with toward the end of its story can only be properly described as “Some Kingdom Hearts BS” – and I say that as a fan of Kingdom Hearts. On top of that, its insane climax left me with a bad taste in my mouth no matter where the story decides to go from here.
Kotaku: Days after finishing the game, I’m still trying to grapple with the consequences of Final Fantasy VII Remake’s ending, which will be heatedly debated in the weeks and months to come. It’s still not clear just what the developers at Square Enix plan to do next, but the ending makes it very clear that the project’s director, Tetsuya Nomura, has spent the past two decades as the chief creative behind Kingdom Hearts, the messiest and most complicated story in JRPG history.
Dualshockers:And here is where it all started to come apart for me. For a brief while, I was ripped out of Final Fantasy 7 and dumped heavily into an unholy marriage of Advent Children and Kingdom Hearts. It was awkward, it was confusing, and it left me shaking my head in dismay. It felt massively out of place. Did this part have to change so dramatically? Maybe. It wasn’t a true climax or game-ending point in the original, after all, and I expected some new conclusion and an added boss or two to cap off this experience. Yet, until now, it had been such a solid remake that made measured changes to supplement the classic story. Here, at the eleventh hour, it jarringly erupted into a massive spectacle that honestly felt like underdeveloped fanfiction.
Turns out it isn't a remake but ||a sequel in an alternate timeline and both timelines intermingle|| This has made a lot of people angry and is widely considered to be a bad move
||so she might not have to die this time?||
I hate that I have like no impulse control when it comes to spoilers
@wide ember The biggest change in the Remake is that ||a few characters who should have died don't||
||and do characters who shouldn't have died die, so we have to merge the two timelines to make a full team?||
Aerith ||death is farther that the remake portrays so she may or might not died||
We have to wait to ffvii-2
if they have to go full fanfiction I want my domesticity and sickfic
ok technically sickfic was already there
It's actually hilarious excepting the dementors the plot was thankfully a carbon copy of the original
Then the last hour they throw the whammy
Still enjoyable tho
ok but can my Cloud kiss memory!Zack or real!Valentine as well as Tifa and Aerith
Valentine is much farther in the game
He is probably in the third ... third
I don't think they even mention him
yeah and my sickfic is around there too
Hell, he doesnt have much plot relevance
Except for the part where he does
But that is a mess
well, Valentine is the object of the Hojo and Lucretia plot kind of
Also God Aerith VA was kinda horrid at times
and the mother's inability to die after dying was hinting at sephiroth's return somewhat?
...I won't have to turn off the VA I hope
Wait how have you played the game already
||hey they can still die in part 2 or 3 let's not count the chicks before they hatch||
Got a friend on Australia that streamed it for our group
nice
I didn't play it I don't have a ps4 but we binged it together
Although I didn't watch the reactor 5 part with them
oh hey I was messaging my friend in australia to convince her to stream her copy of ff7 remake but she was just opening the game as I messaged her
good timing
she was the one who got me into final fantasy series in the first place, it's really not my normal cup of tea
In the parts where was only heavy combat I left the stream in the background
Wait, do they have it out earlier in Australia?
Like God he struggled with certain bosses we had to convince him to grind
Yes
Nine whole days
Bastards
Once he heard about it he went full road runner into the local game shop
Now to wait for the re3 sale
Also, I think the cross-dressing was done tastefully but honestly I know nothing, so.......
Release was staggered for coronavirus i think?
And australia is like a tiny usa so it often gets games early like a trial run
release was delayed for taiwan, china, hong kong and some other countries, while other countries got an earlier release
I just had to watch taiwanese people complain about it yesterday
Well, here you can only buy it online
and apparently it's shipping delay, not planned delay- yeah
No game shop left open on the country
we still have amazon in canada in case of physical release
but right now it's "Currently unavailable."
the internet is so bad here that I can barely watch a facebook video without lags, so I'll get a physical copy
Inb4 day one patch
Internet aint great, exactly
thankfully messaging is still so-so and I have offline games- oh no

