#off-topic-discussion

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hasty kernel
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Though it depends on the bread

autumn pasture
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it depends heavily on the bread

hasty kernel
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Some is better with toppings, some is best enjoyed on its own

autumn pasture
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sometimes i'm just not in a bread mood

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now, dumplings? i could eat a good dumpling all day

hasty kernel
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Again, Im german, we are very proud of our bread, so that may have an influence

autumn pasture
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that's true

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i'm american

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so i've had good bread but i've also had mediocre sandwich bread

hasty kernel
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Yeah

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From what I know from my mum who flies to the US for work every couple of months or so

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You basically need to find a polish bakery to have decent bread in the US

autumn pasture
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yeah

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some kind of specialty bakery

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a good jewish deli also has good sandwich bread

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roast beef on rye.......mmm

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with horseraddish

hasty kernel
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Oh right, delis are also an option

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But yeah, thats one part Im very happy with in germany

autumn pasture
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none in this town, sadly πŸ˜”

hasty kernel
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Even the chain bakeries

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The ones you find a dozen times in even a small city

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Usually have a dozen different types of bread at a time (or a couple dozen)

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And a bunch more that rotate in and out

autumn pasture
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mmmm.........

hasty kernel
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Oh and a bunch of bread rolls ontop of that

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Even stuff like Bread with Olives in it

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Or walnuts

autumn pasture
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ooh nice

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i like bread with potatoes in it

hasty kernel
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Wait, you mean like using potato flour, or actually containing potatoes?

autumn pasture
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with little bits of potatoes

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ive had some like that

hasty kernel
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Oh

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I have never seen that

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That does sound very interesting

autumn pasture
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it was good, nice textural contrast

dense wren
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potatooooo

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yeee

tender cobalt
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I just had some homemade apple pie as consolation for my failed Nemesis Aspect run on Hades 🍎 πŸ₯§

raven harbor
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I cant stop thinking about the Smooth PB&J

tardy ore
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@royal relic Lasagnas are like ogres...

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@hasty kernel Burritos have rice. And/or beans.

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Also, a big mac style sandwich is just a goddamn club sandwich.

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As for whether a human is a sandwich? Humans are topographically donuts, if I remember correctly.

karmic karma
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Depends on how many holes you include

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Vsauce just did a vid on this, but if you include the two ears, the 4 tear ducts (no, I didn't know there were 4 either), and the 2 nostrils to the equation, oomies are topologicially equivalent to a 7 holed donut

hasty kernel
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Well beans do go on a sandwich, so that wouldnt change much

tardy ore
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Rice, though...

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Well, that's just about as ingredient rebellious as a mac and cheese sandwich.

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Which is carbs in carbs in carbs.

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That's like the turducken of sandwiches.

vivid jackal
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Hi! How are you there?

serene tulip
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OK

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I have the Ironclad the Silent and the Watcher all to ascension level 6

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now to spend 100 runs doing the same for the defect

blissful charm
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i am so incredibly tired

royal relic
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Same

serene tulip
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its a tolerance day from ADHD meds

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so me too

autumn pasture
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oof

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tolerance days suck

serene tulip
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also

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that one song in Dragon Age Inquisition is similar enough to the song pippin sings in return of the king that I'm now about 80% convinced they knowingly ripped it off

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and this makes me angry/sad

autumn pasture
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oh no, which one?

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i haven't played dai

autumn pasture
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oh hmmm

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that's a shame, i really like pippin's song

tardy ore
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What is a tolerance day, anyway

serene tulip
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It is thought by some that you can build up a tolerance to daily stimulant usage, so you take a day or two off from taking them in order to keep them from losing effectiveness.

autumn pasture
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iffy idea whereby you go off your adhd meds

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i'm not 100% a fan of the idea bc like. i feel terrible when i'm off my meds

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idk if the benefit is more than the hurt of going on and going off

serene tulip
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Also it saves money HuntressDoubleThumbsUp

autumn pasture
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like i know when my father was a kid, kids weren't given meds on weekends or school holidays, which sounds hellish

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.......that too ://

serene tulip
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unrelatedly

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do you think the first fake IDs were called nom daguerreotypes?

slim bobcat
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maybe i'm just really late to the party but i'm playing through radiant historia for the first time and i'm loving it

snow meadow
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i've yet to finish radiant historia but it's near and dear to my heart πŸ™‚ are you playing the og game or perfect chronology?

tardy ore
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That pun

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Also, dang. There's a rerelease of Radiant Historia?

tardy anchor
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omg i got like. partway thru that...its a great game it just got too hard for me πŸ˜”

tardy ore
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Which part, the combat?

tardy anchor
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yeah

tardy ore
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Aw man, the game was originally supposed to have the protagonist be a living sword.

tardy anchor
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:0

tardy ore
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That would have been WAY cooler than a human

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Dammit, Atlus

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No Fun Allowed

tardy anchor
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WE WERE ROBBED

tardy ore
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An early idea was to incorporate the theme of immortality, which resulted in the main protagonist being an ageless sword rather than a living being. Following talks with Atlus, Takayashiki was persuaded to make the protagonist a human time traveler.

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F

tardy anchor
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F

tardy ore
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I think I used a guide to get through the hard parts

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or GRIND

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I need to play the remake though

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Also, the soundtrack is... just great

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I should find wherever the hell I kept my copy

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Actually!

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The 3DS remake apparently has an easier mode.

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It's called "Friendly Mode" and lets you use the 'surprise attack' overworld feature to instantly delete encounters you don't want to deal with, making it possible to focus on story outside of bosses.

tardy anchor
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omg.....maybe ill get that one day

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see where the story heads without bashing my head against fights

tardy ore
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Yeah, although you do still have to fight bosses

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But you can actually look up guides for those.

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It just cuts out as much of the "time to play this same battle AGAIN, time traveler man" as you want

slim bobcat
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@snow meadow i didn’t realize there was a 3ds remake lmao, i’m playing through the ds version

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the combat is very fun to me, usually i think normal battles are a grind in other rpgs but this game keeps me hella engaged

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plus the story and how the white chronicle tie together with it is all very πŸ‘Œ

royal relic
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man...
i can't wait for Man Literally Too Angry To Die 2 to come out

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in less than a month aPES_Cheering

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oooh, the hype
THE HYPE
it's real, folks PogSpin

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well - i mean
it's more like "Man Literally Too Angry To Die 5" if you wanna be more precise
but i treat doom 2016 as a soft reboot of sorts

serene tulip
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I thought that man literally too angry to die was john wick

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also

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I seriously can't emphasize enough how much I think folks should do weightlifting

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I love how strong I feel sometimes

autumn pasture
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how did you get into it?

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i keep intending to......

serene tulip
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I did stronglifts 5x5 in college

royal relic
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i do a lot of trash lifting

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as in - carrying my teammates in kf2

serene tulip
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which was nice because the gym was free in college

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"free"

autumn pasture
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the gym was actually $40k/year in tuition

serene tulip
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Now I pay for a coach because I don't want to injure myself

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It was a bit cheaper in my day

autumn pasture
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i love when colleges are like "free" no it ain't

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ah, fair enough

serene tulip
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like, almost 30k cheaper

autumn pasture
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:(

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i want that.........

serene tulip
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I can't blame you

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arguably I also went to a small in state college

autumn pasture
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imagine if accredited non-community colleges were still 10k

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yeah, even those are expensive nowadays unfortunately

serene tulip
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I just remember getting the first check to hand to the bursar and I was like, "this is the most money I've ever held by two orders of magnitude"

tender cobalt
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I wished I could do weightlifting 😦

serene tulip
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I wish you could too D:

tardy ore
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I'm trying to get in shape, but the motivation is just plain ironic...

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I like eating... but the only way to eat more and not die early is to put on muscle and therefore burn more calories, so I figured screw it. I'll earn the right to splurge.

raven harbor
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I'm getting into the swing of not sitting at my desk all day and Ring Fit is helping a lot more than I expected

serene tulip
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I bought all the stuff for weekly meal prep

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but I'm failing so hard at actually doing it

fervent zenith
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Anyone here here played the pillars of the earth game?

blissful charm
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absolutely tragic: two of my favorite boba places have closed down

blissful charm
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hey can someone answer a taxes question for me

upbeat scroll
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only if you're ok with wrong answers

blissful charm
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very helpful thanks

chilly briar
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Lol probably best to ask a finance subreddit or something

near mulch
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hi

cyan plaza
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Hello, question, did anyone else buy the 10th anniversary vinyl collection and if you did have you received it yet? I’m still waiting for mine

blissful charm
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forced memes are bad

tardy ore
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Spam copypastas are never a meme unless they're actually funny like the Navy Seal thing. But that's too family unfriendly for this server.

blissful charm
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navy seal is an absolute classic

karmic karma
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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

tardy anchor
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zag before boss fights

fringe sparrow
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Next announcement of platinum 4 will be 02.26.2020 huh

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Thier site show that on second star 🌟

tranquil bay
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@lilac remnant 🀧

autumn pasture
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nooooooooooo

somber ferry
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oh no

tranquil bay
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im simultaneously angry and impressed with that tweet

tardy ore
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F

lilac remnant
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RIP

tranquil bay
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i may or may not have been crawling through twitter for spicy mythology memes the past week

wide falcon
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Hera doesn't even like her legitimate children

royal relic
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look how they massacred my boy

copper lark
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hellooo

royal relic
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hi

copper lark
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ive missed this chat

tough escarp
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PAX East hype! linHype I'll be there on Thursday! blondi3HYPE

hasty kernel
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Oh hey, Syd is back

raven harbor
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I'm so excited to watch people play Doom while I tend to my deserted island

hasty kernel
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I just love the Doomguy and Isabelle memes

raven harbor
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They're so good

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Even the Doom Twitter account is in on it

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Broke: Doom Slayer in Smash

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Woke: Doom Slayer in Animal Crossing

hasty kernel
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Bespoke: Doom Slayer alternate Costume for Isabelle

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Its just Isabelle cosplaying Doom Slayer

tardy ore
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Why are these memes so accurate?

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@hasty kernel Bespoke: Doom Slayer cosplaying Isabelle

sudden torrent
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Bespoke Beyond: Isabelle in Doom Eternal.

faint panther
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You know the dolls in DOOM? Isabelle is one of those.

royal relic
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doomguy and isabelle is so wholesome PES_Love

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wait

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isabelle is in eternal? PogSpin

tardy ore
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it's a joke

royal relic
fervent zenith
sudden torrent
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Unsure if this has been the case yet, but I have noticed that in the few Discord of Developers there been freshly made bots joining that randomly pick people to advertise stuff in DMs, so to the mod team out there, I hope you see it and aware of that if this hasn't happened yet and wish luck if it does!

royal relic
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i'm not a bot, i swear

sudden torrent
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that what the bot would say!

royal relic
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i did a captcha few days ago and it let me through

fervent zenith
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Its happening in other server I visit too

velvet fjord
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Prove! Prove you're not a robot!

royal relic
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  • beep boop *
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i don't have my old mettaton avatar

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i have a fleshy, squishy, human gordon freeman instead

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that surely has to mean i'm a human too!

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now excuse me - i have to lubricate my internal organs with enslaved moisture to prevent them from overheating * beep boop *

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||however - i still have my robutt emote sip ||
||i love that hunk of junk too much to let go of it completely|| πŸ€–

gentle flume
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I didn't mean I tried 70 hours to beat it, I meant I had played around 70 hours on another system prior to that. haha

tardy ore
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Oh, lmao. Okay.

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How long was your actual first 0 cell

gentle flume
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Probably took me around 15-20 hours before beating it first time.

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Then I double-dipped on it, and then played once and beat HotK first run. haha

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I'd say Dead Cells was my favorite rougelike game.

tardy ore
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Mmmmm

gentle flume
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But I like Hades better.

tardy ore
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I bought it nearly two weeks ago, am close to refund deadline, unsure whether to keep it.

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Because I'm pretty crap at it

gentle flume
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Oh, I still haven't even beaten it with 1 Cell yet. lol

tardy ore
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First run was... mmm, I died on the ramparts a bit after unlocking that custom rune, and I still get the crap kicked out of me by green zombies

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Is it worthwhile for people who aren't good at the game, since unlike Hades, it's not a narrative heavy game with lots of other stuff to get invested in...

gentle flume
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I think it's 100% worthwhile.

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There's still a lot of fun to be had with it.

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The only thing that bothers me.

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Is there's one area that's gated to being good.

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You have to beat it with 5 Cells to get to one spot.

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But even not considering that, there's a ton of content.

tardy ore
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Mmm. Guess I'll give it a shot, I hate tossing back games and like the basic feel of it

gentle flume
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Even just with 0 Cells, some tips I have:
Learn to parry - it's amazing and can block almost everything
Basically throw all in run upgrades into one thing.

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Like instead of balancing tactics, brutality, survival, throw it all into one thing, and you end up with crazy damage with that thing

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And the extra skills can be used to cheese things a lot

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Like bombs/grenades/slicer/etc.

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Can throw them and wait for recharge

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All in all, the game feels really similar to Hades in the learning curve

tardy ore
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I can parry, just not consistently

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and I know the beginner traps to avoid

gentle flume
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But it only has 6 difficulty levels, so it's kinda like if you were to add in 5 heat every time you play.

tardy ore
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I'm just not good at consistent timing.

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That's the issue.

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I can time something perfectly sometimes

gentle flume
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Another tip: Once you can reliably beat the first boss, you get the ability to make weapon drops better.

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You can kick down the door at the collector instead of giving him cells.

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And save up your cells for after that first boss.

tardy ore
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Yeah, I know pretty much all the random side tips

gentle flume
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Ah

tardy ore
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I'm just wondering if I can actually play past 0 cells, because the game seems to really really emphasize playing as consistently as possible.

gentle flume
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It didn't take me too much longer to be able to reliably get to the end of 1 Cell

tardy ore
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Here you have options to screw up

gentle flume
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But I just die on the boss.

tardy ore
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I suppose worst case, there's custom mode and/or outright modding, not like it's a competition for me

gentle flume
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Yeah, I haven't played with mods because I was on Switch at first.

tardy ore
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More thinking - is the variety of gear and things worth just playing around for the sake of it?

gentle flume
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For sure

tardy ore
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I modded Hollow Knight to be a little bit easier and had a great time.

gentle flume
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It feels similar to this with things like swords, shields, bows, etc.

tardy ore
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Or at least, differently difficult

gentle flume
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But they have a lot of different effects

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And there's other weapons like sandals, whips, etc. too

tardy ore
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oh yes, the infamous boot

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the bad meme weapon

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well, if it's a game that doesn't have the stick up its ass too far to NOT have joke weapons, I guess it's worth it

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:^)

gentle flume
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I had an interesting run with it before

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Where I had a whip I think that brought enemies closer

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then kick them away

tardy ore
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that and I do enjoy just having Bread as an option

fervent zenith
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God

tardy ore
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baguette/10

fervent zenith
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Got a ginrmous list of games to play

tardy ore
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I do like how fluid the movement feels, even when you're not exactly doing it well

gentle flume
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After buying a Switch I got really into Roguelikes

tardy ore
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Weighty, but not... clunky and full of stops and starts

gentle flume
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Dead Cells feels amazing. haha

tardy ore
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That kind of slow, I hate

gentle flume
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And sometimes you get a random collar that gives you quadjumping

tardy ore
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By comparison, Zagreus feels like he's made of air half the time

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our boy Zag is F A S T

gentle flume
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Man my last run

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40% movement speed, +3 dashes, +100% movement speed for ? seconds after dashing

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I wish I took a video of that lol

gentle flume
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And had Athena dash

tardy ore
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zagreus delivering tofu out of hades

gentle flume
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even without crazy damage that run, I got 1/2 of Hades lifebar without getting hit

tardy ore
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Technically, when you think about it

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Deja vu... he has been in this place before

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hey, the chorus of that song really fits Hades

gentle flume
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Which song?

tardy ore
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Deja Vu

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I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!```
royal relic
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  • i'm required to proceed at an accelerated pace *
tardy ore
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tight deadline intensifies

tardy anchor
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omg.............

tardy ore
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See my past lives in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on```
fates say hi
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now we need an aspect that's just

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car

tardy anchor
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chariot

tardy ore
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yes

tardy anchor
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I WANNA DRIIIVE

tardy ore
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delivering ancient greek... whatever the equivalent of tofu is

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all the way to the surface

tardy anchor
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theseus: πŸš—
zag: youre not the only one who can turn into a car. im a car now, too

tardy ore
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yes

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@tardy anchor I briefly misread that as thanatos, and

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THANATOS CAR THANATOS CAR

tardy anchor
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thanatos car.................

hasty kernel
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Vanatos

tardy ore
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rofl

gentle flume
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Aspect of Honda

faint panther
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Looks like Edward Elric designed it.

copper lark
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i feel bad bc i always come in here, say hi then immediately vanish again

tardy anchor
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just like thanatos......... thanthink

tropic garden
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pof.

sudden torrent
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They said that and poofed away again without a reply. πŸ˜”

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we got a real Thanatos here.

tardy anchor
faint panther
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...What the hell is that on his face?

tardy anchor
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its...just a smiling emoji i made

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is something wrong with it? i made it a while ago, it might not be as clear as it could be hhhh

faint panther
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I just never see Zag with a full smile like that.

tardy anchor
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ahhhhh

faint panther
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He's only ever got the half-smirk in his first portrait.

tardy anchor
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i think he should get a big smile in game tbh

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he has smiley guy energy

faint panther
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I'm sure we'll get some good smiles in the epilogue.

tardy anchor
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shadepwease πŸ™

faint panther
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πŸ‘ LET πŸ‘ ZAG πŸ‘ SMOOCH πŸ‘ MEG/THAN πŸ‘

chilly briar
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... theg

tardy ore
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Man

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Mangatos

chilly briar
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Mhangatos

copper lark
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NO i havent poofed

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let me smooch than

tardy anchor
copper lark
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very cute

serene tulip
tardy ore
royal relic
royal relic
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PSA
season 5 of BCS is up on netflix aPES_Cheering

fringe sparrow
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The f... happen... Restarted my router and for 5min all DNS was redirected to wuhan.cn ... and was not able to connect to anything ...

tardy ore
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Welp, guess your machines were hit by a (corona)virus.

fringe sparrow
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I have huawei Laptop and Router hahah

odd grove
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That explains it guess

serene tulip
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I think I'm sick 😦

odd grove
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@serene tulip yo that's sick

autumn pasture
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nice

royal relic
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why does this chair have a portrait of itself?

tender cobalt
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I just realized that and I think it’s awesome dusa

hardy briar
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P O S T M O D E R N I S M

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but fr it looks neat

frail wyvern
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Asking here bc I feel it's the most appropiate place, but I've seen in the PAX site (I'm not at all familiar with it) that tomorrow's Orchestra will overlap with a bunch of other events, does anyone know to wether the PAX Twitch site will stream the Orchestra in particular? Or if Supergiant will stream it themselves?

velvet fjord
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I believe, I think, pax has multiple streams

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I come to this conclusion because last time I accidentally watched jackbox gameplay footage before realizing the concert had begun

wide ember
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in the main one (pax) while the side ones (pax2, pax3, etc.) cover other stuff

somber ferry
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Yes the concert is getting streamed

lean cave
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Yo who’s going to the concert tomorrow ?

neon island
autumn pasture
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meeee

lean cave
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Hell hyped! Gonna head over to line at 7:15

opaque quail
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I am! πŸ˜„

somber ferry
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me!! ablobwave

fervent zenith
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Some pretty nice gems here to be released

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My personal list:

Othercide
The Falconeer
Shadow of the Road
Spirit of The North
Haven (<3)
Hellpoint
Cloudpunk
GameDec
Hazel

tardy ore
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Holy crap

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Psychonauts 2

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and Destroy All Humans is coming back

hasty kernel
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Oh haven was that adorable RPG about a couple stranded on a planet, wasnt it?

tardy ore
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ye

hasty kernel
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Not my thing, but it looked charming as all hell

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Also I feel for the guys making GameDec

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Making a pure RPG this shortly after the masterpiece that was Disco Elysium

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Those are some tough expectations

fervent zenith
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I love the premise

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A detective that enters into MMORPGs to solve crimes

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(Also not stranded, they eloped)

hasty kernel
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Oh, I thought they were stranded on that planet

tardy ore
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hot damn I wanna play that now

hasty kernel
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And yeah, the premise is interesting

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But still, tough sell in a post-Disco Elysium world

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Ill probably check it out

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Either way

fervent zenith
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Yeah I have 100% confidence gamedec will have brilliant writing

hasty kernel
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I sure hope youre right

fervent zenith
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I mean DE was my fav game of 2019 so I'm biased lol

hasty kernel
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Oh no Disco Elysium was absolutely stellar

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Im just not sure this game will be

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The studio has only done a VR game before it

fervent zenith
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Also I saw the Direct

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The writing seems good so far

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Even if the UI feels lunky

hasty kernel
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I mean DEs UI was kinda clunky

fervent zenith
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Yeah lol

hasty kernel
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Surprisingly almost none of the games interest me

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GameDec might be the only one

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Undungeon sounded interesting but the gameplay didnt look great

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Oh, Ghostrunner maybe

fervent zenith
#

I also Got interested in the Xcom meets feudal Japan

hasty kernel
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That one is only 2022 so I didnt think about it much

fervent zenith
#

Yeah Lol

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The other interesting feudal Japan game comes sooner

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Ghosts of something cant remember

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Tsukuhima

hasty kernel
#

I think its Ghost of Tsushima

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Black Skylands would be interesting, but I dont like the Birds eye view perspective

fervent zenith
#

Also Othercide just called me for the visual aspect

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Only for that I'll keep watch

lean cave
#

Yo concert at PAX East was dope last night! Hope you all had an awesome time as well!

fringe sparrow
karmic karma
#

It was actually this documentary series that convinced me to join this Discord, I was always of the opinion developer-run discords were a-bad-thing, but I've proven wrong

upbeat scroll
faint panther
#

The cat's tired of the crow's shenanigans and the latter doesn't care in the slightest

fervent zenith
#

What game is that from? :v

real shoal
#

I haven't played this rougelike called monolith in a long while and i realized it's still getting updates

upbeat scroll
#

"It's hard to believe, but the modern urinal was originally invented by Marcel Duchamp as an art piece in 1917. Decades later, engineers discovered that Duchamp's beautiful design was also useful as a specialized toilet."

serene tulip
#

Wolcen

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Its not a great game

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but I get to be purple

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for example

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also my character has been called he a number of times

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which seems..... telling

odd grove
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@serene tulip how buggy is ti

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Also how bad is the skill tree

serene tulip
#

There's a stunning lack of variety of skills

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there's a whole bunch of variation of passive abilities

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traits

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whatever

#

but like, for activatable abilities there's essentially 3.5 classes

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magic, melee weapons, ranged weapons, and the half class that's ranged weapons and/or daggers

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then you can subspecialize with the trait tree thing that's pretty customizable

#

you can split these classes by like, having different one handed weapons

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and so far there's been no gamebreaking bugs but its very obviously buggy

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Its no Fallout New Vegas

odd grove
#

Hmm

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Sad

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I guess that's a thing PoE does better

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Weapons just dictates your active gem pool

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Then you can pick stuff based on damage, strats and such

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And now they are adding MORE passives

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Like, build-a-tree

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@serene tulip If Wolcen ain't that good i strongly suggest you try PoE

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There's a big league coming too

serene tulip
#

Eh, this will satisfy me until torchlight 3

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This isn't really my genre

odd grove
#

Eh, fair

serene tulip
#

I'm not good at optimizing these characters

odd grove
#

I wish there were more good action RPGs

#

I'm a sucker for skill trees so there's that

serene tulip
#

It feels like each time I reroll my traits/stats I just get worse.

odd grove
#

That's the matter with flexible "classes"

odd grove
#

In something like BL2 skill trees are more straight forward

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but in PoE, wolcen, etc

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You are given choices in such broad ways

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It's easy to lose yourself

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It's the reason you can't see the full menu on display at McDonalds

serene tulip
#

Right now my algorithm is, "if it increases crit chance, crit damage, attack speed, or damage, get it"

odd grove
#

And then you die lol

serene tulip
#

I only die to bosses

odd grove
#

A good build needs some degree of survivability

serene tulip
#

Everything else, pretty much, I kill in one hit.

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But make number get big!

#

I have points in life steal

#

That counts, right?

odd grove
#

Yeah

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If you are a dodge character you can afford low hp

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So long you don't get oneshot, healing back up is a reliable strategy

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Hell i theory crafted a Sans build for PoE

serene tulip
#

I started out just wanting to swing big swords

odd grove
#

Ah ye, big sword

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PoE kinda makes 2H weapons suck

serene tulip
#

They aren't great in wolcen either imo

fervent zenith
#

Got 4 RPGs in front of me

#

Dunno which one to play first

serene tulip
#

I will decide?

sudden torrent
#

we will decide

fervent zenith
#

Ok

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Crystar
God Eater 3
Night of Azure 2
Atelier Ryza

serene tulip
#

Atelier Ryza

sudden torrent
#

I know none of these so uuuh

fervent zenith
#

Lel

sudden torrent
#

Atelier Ryza yes,

serene tulip
fervent zenith
#

I admit I know little of them

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I just got interested in God eater after discovering Code Vein is it's secret Spinoff

hasty kernel
#

God Eater 3 Id say

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In terms of gameplay its the most fun one

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But its also the only one that isnt really a JRPG, its in the Monster Hunter genre

fervent zenith
#

Oh, bummer

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I'm not into mh

serene tulip
#

I dunno about y'all

#

but I like talking to my close friends every day

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but I'm not convinced they like me doing that

#

so some days I just don't talk to anyone

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just to give them a day off

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but I'm like just, opening instant messengers being like, "oh man, I wanna tell them that"

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and then like, "no, you talked to them all week"

upbeat scroll
#

I think that's called "over thinking it"

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Talk to them about it, see how they feel

hasty kernel
#

Its in the genre, but pretty different

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Mainly its way more fast-paced and action-y

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With less of the downtime that Monster Hunter has like fishing, mining stuff, or trying to trek down the monster

serene tulip
#

oh my good god

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This book I'm listening to

#

it seems like the author realized he'd forgotten to put the male gaze

#

and then decided to pack the last three chapters with an entire book's worth

#

Cast Under an Alien Sun is a solid 3/10 for me

#

by Olan Thorensen

fervent zenith
#

Why the Scandinavians got all the cool names?

#

I bought in a con a book some guys were selling, they seemed so excited to have their first book published

#

They even had a special edition with the cover carved out of wood

serene tulip
#

sorry proxy

#

I'm just so mad. He's commented on this women's breasts 3 times now and its DURING A ||[redacted]|| PIRATE RAID

tardy ore
#

@serene tulip sounds like Chinese webnovels

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no joke, I've had the misfortune of reading a novel where the author kept talking about a woman's "mature allure" and "twin peaks" every three paragraphs

fervent zenith
#

That reminds me to a hilarious drama a year ago

#

Have you ever heard of the 'cleaning gal fiasco'?

tardy ore
#

no

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@serene tulip Actually. Having read the reviews...

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LMAO

#

I can't believe you got to the last three chapters

serene tulip
#

Its been mediocre since the start

tardy ore
#

I would have dropped it by the time I discovered the secondary world was just another lazy carbon copy of generic 18th century Europe.

serene tulip
#

but not bad enough to stop reading

tardy ore
#

at that point it's like

#

yeah no

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lul

serene tulip
#

I just thought that there was something interesting he could have done there

#

like, bring up the aliens

hasty kernel
#

Ok Im not sure if Im going insane, or if Firealpaca always had slightly blurry images

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Not images

#

Uh

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Bars?

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The text stuff around the image

fervent zenith
#

Cleaning gal was a wholesome slice of life webmanga where a guy lived and cleaned his crush flat (a gal) then chapter 8 happened

#

In chapter 8 they ended trapped in a locker

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Then came chapter 8.5,

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Then chapter 8.6

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8.7

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8.8

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8.9

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8.91

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All while trapped in the locker

#

Then 8.93 the School council president caught her

#

Then the manga ended

#

People were confused

#

The author deleted his Twitter and everybody thought he went insane

serene tulip
#

I need to cook lunches for the week

#

but effort :<

sudden torrent
#

The pay off of doing that though! Your future you will be thankful to you.

serene tulip
#

future me is a chump

sudden torrent
#

Don't say that! What if future you hear about that?

tardy ore
#

what the heck, lmao

sudden torrent
#

You have to be respectful towards elders. πŸ˜”

velvet fjord
#

future me can come fight me
what's he gonna do

tardy ore
#

no, that manga

#

ROFL

#

any more details and the entire convo will probably get yeeten out of this server

fervent zenith
#

Anyways know I'm reading a VERY wholesome mangs

tardy ore
#

Actually, at that point, might want to start removing some of this info, you might get modded

fervent zenith
#

And I hope this one doesn't disappoint

#

Done

#

Has anyone hear read the new mtg licensed Manga

#

More or less licensed

#

Dunno the details

#

It's about two mtg players that fall in love after being mtg buddies

serene tulip
#

hol up

#

link that please

#

or dm it to me at the very least

hasty kernel
#

I dont think its licensed

#

But yeah Ive read it

#

Its called "Destroy all Humankind, they can't be regenerated"

fervent zenith
#

Destroy all humankind. It can't be regenerated. @serene tulip

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Damn you beat me to it

hasty kernel
#

Hehe

fervent zenith
#

Yeah it was originally a one shot that became popular so they made it a full Manga

#

Talking about mangai began rereading snk as the finale is approaching

#

It's incredible how his art improved all these years

#

You can see how good he became at drawing

#

Wholesome at his own way

#

Even if snk is all but wholesome πŸ˜„

hasty kernel
#

But yeah Destroy all Humankind is pretty wholesome

tardy ore
#

That reminds me I'm hyped for Destroy All Humans reboot

#

I hope it's a good remake.

#

Not a lazy, halfassed one.

#

It's looking... Spyro Reignited-level good in the demo, better not be hiding 3000 bugs

fervent zenith
#

I should get spyro

#

To get my nostalgia fix

tardy ore
#

yeet

#

it's a far better one than the Crash remaster imo

#

Crash one... the physics feels slightly off

#

Apparently something to do with Crash's physics model being pill shaped, so you can't really stand on edges super precisely like before, you slide off

#

And older games with new physics = not nice, since they weren't adjusted for the jump spacing or anything.

#

Spyro one is just beautiful, though

serene tulip
#

yo

#

anyone read any good books recently?

#

this one I'm reading sucks

fervent zenith
#

I am reading the one I said earller

#

Only available in Spanish, tho

#

Welp, the RPGs dont download in Steam

#

Time to get the other games in the Backburner

#

Have you played Bladed Fury or The Turing Test?

wide ember
#

Snow Crash maybe?

#

I also remember His Dark Material sΓ©ries being very good, though the ending was not satisfying

fervent zenith
#

I heard his new books are significantly worse

#

I need to remember this trilogy I read last year

#

Pretty grim overall but VERY good

#

the Broken Earth series

#

Three times Hugo award winners

#

I can't understate how good I thought they were

wide ember
#

I think that’s the second time I see Broken Earth being suggested in this channel

fervent zenith
#

Oh lol

#

Although I admit the first book was the best

wide ember
#

I meant this as a good thing, more recommendation usually means better quality

fervent zenith
#

Also this ain't a small server

wide ember
#

What was the series that stemmed from a Harry Potter fanfic again?

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The one with a sidequel on livejournal

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The one with the gays

serene tulip
#

NK Jemesin is pgreat

fervent zenith
#

@wide ember I think you're talking about The Mortal Instruments

wide ember
#

It’s not The Mortal Instruments tho this looks interesting

#

I just got home, I probably bookmarked it

#

it was Carry On (Simon Snow series)

#

...I think I somehow misplaced my hell.com again

hasty kernel
#

Recently, no

#

But as always, my suggestion is all Discworld books

wide ember
#

awesome -> broken earth, snow crash, neuromancer
gay -> carry on, crush, vellum
high definition -> discworld, his dark material
something like that?

hasty kernel
#

Im not sure what you mean

#

Also His Mortal Instruments was good though the third book was

#

Confusing

#

Wait no

#

Thats the wrong series Im thinking of

#

His dark materials was the one I was thinking of

#

Also I still gotta read the third Neuromancer book

#

Ive not been able to find it

#

Yknow what, Ill just buy it on Amazon

fervent zenith
#

Anyone read Mistborn here?

serene tulip
#

Ancilliary Justice and Memories of Empire are cool

wide ember
#

awesome list = plot escalates in a good way, gay list = relatable gay moods, high definition list = high complexity world and story building that spans over multiple books

#

vellum was defined by the author as a β€œCubist epic fantasy” and I have to agree, the story had a really good structure that wasn’t very common

wide ember
#

Ancillary Justice looks interesting (and I wish I had tried mistborn if only to know)

serene tulip
#

Every character is she/her because the MC explains that her language doesn't have a gendered pronoun so she just arbitrarily chose she/her.

#

I wonder if the books been translated into other languages....

blissful charm
#

anyone interested in a cat video

faint panther
#

Always.

blissful charm
#

milo is the orange one and victor is the tuxedo

faint panther
#

Tuxedos. 😭

sudden torrent
#

Oh we be sharing cats?

#

Chopik and Snowball.

tardy ore
#

@fervent zenith Hot damn yes. Brandon Sanderson is a wizard.

#

Cats!

#

@sudden torrent Good thing the first one isn't named Napoleon.

#

:p

#

Anyway, I recommend Hitchhiker's Guide... Jim Butcher's anything, really...

sudden torrent
#

Snowball really be keeping him down for a hug.

tardy ore
#

Ah yes. A ferocious predator

sudden torrent
#

Awwh

wild nest
#

re: books, i've been REALLY enjoying Three Parts Dead and the rest of the Craft Series by Max Gladstone, and also This is how you lose the time war

tardy ore
#

Oh hey that one is neat

#

Max Gladstone is good

#

I don't know the latter though.

#

Jasper Fforde I recall being good.

royal relic
#

18 days left PogSpin

tardy ore
#

For?

lean cave
#

@royal relic AC?

fervent zenith
#

Or Doom

wide ember
#

@serene tulip heh, that's pretty interesting, because the local supermarket calendars I get default to she/her for their english translations too, though no reason is given

#

Max Gladstone is pretty good, though the series gets more and more animesque with time

#

the first Red King scene was rather Kill la Kill, hilariously

#

The first chronological book of Craft Series is Last First Snow, and the first published was Three Parts Dead, and there are two sidequel/spinoff Choice Of games

#

(I said sidequel but it's best to play the games after you learn about the Red King)

tender cobalt
#

I like how the AC & Doom community are being wholesome on having the same release date 🌈

velvet fjord
#

rip and tear, until your loans are paid off

#

blargh I'm conflicted

I want to buy the fe3h expansion pass, but also doom eternal is coming out
and also I just bought red dead redemption 2 so maybe I should just finish that

tender cobalt
#

Nono 3H is worth it

#

And you know it

vivid ridge
#

nah save for doom

wide ember
#

as someone who loves the FE series, I'm suggesting buying doom eternal first

#

because fe3h's main game is good enough without the expansions

fervent zenith
#

Marrying Simulator

#

What I fear of Doom is that is gonna be too short

royal relic
#

doom, of course PES2_Shotgun

#

eternal?
according to my man hugo it's going to be about 20 hours long

#

give or take

fervent zenith
#

Oh cool

#

AC will be 2000 tho xd

velvet fjord
#

even this chat is conflicted
I'll wait and see how eternal shapes up, I liked doom2016 enough to beat ultra nightmare so we'll see

#

if nothing else I'll just save and get both lol

velvet fjord
#

unrelated: oh god what is the artemis fowl movie I hate it

fair sable
#

Oh yea there is a movie now... I remember reading the books ages ago.

velvet fjord
#

I read it years and years ago
the trailer looks awful

wide ember
#

...did I hallucinate that the artemis fowl book was about this boy genius stealing fairy gold to keep his family bank account alive after his dad gone missing and mom gone insane?

#

because the movie is nothing that I remember, is it some alternate continuity?

nova pilot
#

Nah, that's basically the book

#

I've always had very low hopes for the Artemis Fowl movie

#

Despite absolutely loving the book series, I always firmly believed it would be Eragonified if it were made a movie

fair sable
#

Nope. That was exactly what the first Artemis Fowl book was about.

hushed zenith
#

He technically kidnapped a fairy to get a RANSOM of fairy gold to fund the search for said missing dad.

tardy anchor
#

oh boy i just watched the trailer

hushed zenith
#

the movie even did away with that first bit

tardy anchor
#

errgh............

fair sable
#

Later books got a bit muddied.....
Honestly I didn't really like how the series ended.
The first books were the strongest.

hushed zenith
#

I stopped being able to track it after the fourth book? Which sounds like it was for the best.

nova pilot
#

I've read all of the main series books

#

Haven't read the Fowl Files or the graphic novels (which were apparently a thing?)

#

And it did get kinda weird

#

But book 5 was quite good

hushed zenith
#

I know I read the one that had like, time travel involved? Had a red cover? And I remember Opal's whole deal.

#

But beyond that it's a blank.

fair sable
#

Book covers tend to change or get revamped at times so... idk..

hushed zenith
#

The Eternity Code got me back when I first read it though, it was really good.

fair sable
#

But yea time travel was eventually a thing.

nova pilot
#

πŸ‘† That was the 5th one

#

And I thought it was pretty good

#

Opal Deception was the 4th

hushed zenith
#

Lost Colony! Yeah, that one!

#

The cover was consistently red in all versions I looked at so it stuck, especially in the bookset it came with that had them all matching.

#

Gold>Silver>Blue>Black with opalish stuff> Red

fair sable
#

I mean it was pretty good but it felt like it started to head to a completely different genre than the beginning books.

#

It felt less focused on things being solved through clever reasoning and more....
just everything is solved through magic means.

hushed zenith
#

Less morally dubious criminal activity, more sci fi fantasy?

nova pilot
#

For sure, yeah

#

I remember I read the 7th book in a single night, but I have no recollection of anything that happens in it

#

Except that there's a submarine

hushed zenith
#

I do remember cracking the code that got put at the bottom and tops of the pages for fun.

#

I think I still have the replacement code cheat sheet around here somewhere.

nova pilot
#

Yeah the fairy alphabet!

#

I remember a friend showed me how they did it

#

Recognizing the word "the" in fairy script was something he figured out

#

Also, from wiki:

In 2001 plans were announced for a film adaptation of the series.

#

And they're just getting it done now......

#

Makes me even less sure that this is gonna be a good movie nwo

fair sable
#

I don't remember there being any code on the top or the bottom of the pages.

#

I think I started reading them in Dutch, maybe that got left out... :/

hushed zenith
#

it was a replacement cipher for English letters, so trying to translate it might've been too much effort for the publishers.

nova pilot
#

Yeah, that kinda sucks

tropic garden
#

oh my god???? wow that was uh
that sure was something

#

they just uhhh pasted character names onto an entirely original story, huh

nova pilot
#

I guess so.......

tropic garden
#

I guess artemis is like. a hero now who doesn't know his dad does sketchy stuff and holly is his??? friend??? from the start?

#

his dad is in like??? magic protection force and works with them???

#

this is so weird

hushed zenith
#

oh god why

tropic garden
#

it's unrecognizable from a plot summary standpoint, they like copy and pasted the hunt for artemis sr. from arctic incident but then skipped over all the development between artemis and the fairies from the first book by making mulch and holly allies/employees of artemis sr. and making him some kind of magical...border....guardian

#

is what i'm getting from the trailer anyways

#

and artemis seems unaware that his dad had a criminal empire
and it seems kind of unlikely that his dad is actually a criminal in this but is actually a magic spy who's just misunderstood

hushed zenith
#

That's... SO contrary to the cool parts of what made the books interesting, too, so darn shame.

#

Where's the character development going to even come from if we can't watch this south-of-good 12 year old slowly grow into being a more relatively decent person

nova pilot
#

Not to mention one of the most amazing climaxes of any story I've read is the Siege of Fowl Manor

#

Like, releasing the minotaur into the house was insane

#

Time-stopping the whole area was awesome

hushed zenith
#

It makes me worried that they're not going to even touch the biobomb and the absolute horror that concept introduced and examined.

nova pilot
#

Holly finally getting to punch Artemis in the face

wide ember
#

I'm not sure if I remember this one well, but Artemis saving Holly ||using the acorn to basically reboot her||

tropic garden
#

It seems like they aren't even going to cover the fowl manor plotline

#

like, at all

#

artemis is an intelligent but otherwise naΓ―ve-seeming standard boy wonder protag

hushed zenith
#

So the persona he'd use when talking to his therapist instead of actually opening up.

nova pilot
#

Holly takes a very critical wound from the minotaur, and Artemis takes her acorn from her and plants it in the soil below the floor beneath them which was cracked from the battle

#

Which recharges her magic and heals her

hasty kernel
#

Wow, even the Eragon movie at least had the decency to keep the basic plotline intact

wide ember
#

right, and Holly was thinking about how she had gone too long without recharging in the beginning of the book

#

Eragon was... I mean, you are not wrong

hasty kernel
#

Look Im not saying the movie was good

#

Im just saying young me who had read the books wasnt too bothered by the movie

wide ember
#

that's why I had to say you are not wrong

#

Eragon movie was still "this will still be enjoyed by majority of the readers of the books"

#

meanwhile, Artemis Fowl's target audience... the modus operandi (sp?) seems to be "people who've never read the book can enjoy this and the readers of the books' outrage will generate free publicity for us"

nova pilot
#

[...] and the readers of the books' outrage will generate free publicity for us
I already knew big corporations had gotten social media manipulation down to a science... I just hate it

#

On the other hand... did Cats make a profit?

hasty kernel
#

Its the Cyberpunk future

#

But without the cool robot hands

nova pilot
#

Wait a goddamn second

#

Why in hell's name has Commander Root been gender-swapped??????

#

Holly Short being the first female LepRECON officer was, like, a Big Deal

hushed zenith
#

they did WHAT?

nova pilot
#

Commander Root is Judy goddamn Dench

wide ember
#

I didn't recognize commander root from the trailers at all

hasty kernel
#

Never a good sign

nova pilot
#

Can't believe Eoin Colfer allowed this

wide ember
#

and there's an interview article saying that Eoin Colfer agreed with the changes in the movie, though I'm pretty sure the words had been placed outside its original context

nova pilot
#

Butler being race-swapped was, like, acceptableish, if you're OK with some erasure of Eastern influence

#

But, like, this is next level bad

#

Gotta see that interview at some point

wide ember
#

and Cats didn't make a profit, it was a flop

#

the movie with uncanny valley make up I mean

nova pilot
#

Maybe fan rage can make this one flop too, but probably not

#

It's not gonna be on Cats' level

#

And now I hate that I'm rooting for an Artemis Fowl movie to flop

#

But, like, it appears to be barely Artemis Fowl

hasty kernel
#

I guess you could call this movie production

#

Fowl Play

nova pilot
#

No I couldn't

wide ember
#

it's corporate social manipulation wearing the sleeve of your beloved childhood

#

the only thing let to do is to shot it down, unless they manipulated you into shooting it

#

if there is a silver lining to it, it would be that the outcry lead to more people reading the books so they know what the outrage was about, and that the majority end up liking the books enough to boycott the movie

#

then again, disney owns the books' publishing rights, so they make money either way

#

(no really, Hyperion publishing was bought by Disney at some point, so it's now Hachette under Disney Books)

upbeat scroll
#

Thanks disney for ruining everything

nova pilot
#

God damn why must they be so rich

wide ember
#

because we all loved Little Mermaid, Lion King, Mulan, Wall-E and etc.

#

they do make genuinely good movies now and then

nova pilot
#

Which Lion King? Which Mulan? Little Mermaid was decades ago and WALL-E was Pixar's doing

wide ember
#

Disney bought Pixar

nova pilot
#

Yeah

wide ember
#

so legally speaking, Disney made it, even when it was Pixar

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it's like, if you are a intern and you make a discovery, they would say the team lead made the discovery and you remain nameless and penniless

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Disney went from evil (forcing lemmings to their death to make "documentary" of lemming suicide), to good-ish (helped Chinese American into making Bambi's art designs, made several genuinely good movies), to evil again ("I can just use money and manipulation to make more money")

hasty kernel
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I wouldnt say evil, as much as theyre just amoral

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Which is arguably the default for companies in capitalism because morality is expensive

nova pilot
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Probs true but in practice the majority of humans would call them the same thing

hasty kernel
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Maybe, but I think there is an important distinction between the two

wide ember
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(I must say in earnest that I enjoy it when you play the contrarian, UNOvven)

hasty kernel
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Im not being contrarian

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... I just realised the irony of that statement

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Gosh Darn it

wide ember
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well, you know what I mean even when I'm not using the exact word

hasty kernel
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Yeah

wide ember
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(and technically, I'm the contrarian here)

hasty kernel
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But yeah, I do think its important to distinguish between amorality and evil

wide ember
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immoral is the closer word to evil, amoral is what ever they desire regardless of morality

hasty kernel
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Yeah, immoral is doing the wrong thing

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Amoral is acting without caring if its right or wrong

wide ember
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so if it's profitable to be good and that's what a corporation under capitalism wants, they would want to have good behaviours if they are amoral

hasty kernel
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Yup

wide ember
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this would imply that the consumers have the powers to manipulate them into acting good

hasty kernel
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Which in most systems they do not

wide ember
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because the market was set by the corporations, not by consumers

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and if a market competitor was doing good, both as in doing ecological/ethical/altruistic things as in making profits, they are soon bought or pushed out to weed out competitions?

hasty kernel
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Partially, partially just because consumers are not a monolithic entity and lack the organisation to push for good changes

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And its often more profitable to divide and conquer while doing bad things, than just doing good things

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But yes, thats why capitalism sucks and in particular hurts the arts

wide ember
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consumers sure are diverse, though common interests should still exist in a group

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or even without the group

hasty kernel
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True, but there are often several common interests

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Some of which are conflicting

wide ember
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that’s when strategic cooperation should emerge, no?

hasty kernel
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In theory, but if the entire population is the target demographic, as they are for Disney or equivalent MegaCorps

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There is a good chance the split is pretty close to 50/50

toxic steppe
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So anybody play that FFVII remake demo yet?

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Because it's pretty spicy

wide ember
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thanks for that info Cale, I'll start the download

tardy ore
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I'm reading the backlog and it feels like I've accidentally slipped into that weird fairy demon hell from the later Artemis books.

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@wide ember On that note, my favorite Disney movie of all time was the one they strategically and quietly murdered: Treasure Planet.

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https://youtu.be/b9sycdSkngA TL;DW: We were robbed, Disney maybe probably killed one of its finest movies just to shoo 2D animation out the door.

In this video I'm talkin cool about Musker and Clements' way-back sleeper hit from the early 2000's, Treasure Planet, and why it became Disney's biggest mistake. If there's anything I love more than Disney films it's Disney films most of my friends haven't heard of. Love you R...

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ivory nacelle
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treasure planet and atlantis the lost empire are probably my fave disney movies and they're just .. forgotten

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so sad ;A;

tardy ore
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Yes

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And the video makes a fairly compelling argument that it was deliberate.

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Lmao, what the hell is this trailer?

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I'm so confused. They didn't even get the size of the fairy city right.

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There was so much comedy in the fact that absolutely nothing was Butler sized.

raven harbor
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I'm okay with a chunk of it in theory but like, wow this is Not Great

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About the only thing that seems decent is the casting for Artemis's father

hasty kernel
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I do have to say, I do miss 2d Animation

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Dont get me wrong, a lot of the 3d Animated Movies are very good

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But there is just a certain charm to the old stuff

toxic steppe
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Yeah I wish they didn't decide to do any AF movies

raven harbor
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(As an aside, I'm okay with the general concept of Dench playing Root and doing the whole gender swap thing, but only if there were doing something with it to justify taking that aspect away from Holly's story, which clearly they aren't)

hasty kernel
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Then again I also miss Soviet-era Russian animation

raven harbor
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I also miss 2D animation

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I watched Klaus over the holidays and it was wonderful

hasty kernel
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Or hell, Soviet-era Russian media in general

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There was a lot of surprisingly good stuff amongst it

toxic steppe
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I like all animation near equally

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CG took me a bit to acclimate to though

hasty kernel
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Hell, Id argue russian Sherlock Holmes is the best Live Action adaptation of Sherlock Holmes

sudden torrent
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Man the puppet, claymation and psychedelic stuff from soviet era animation was my childhood

hasty kernel
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Do you know the russian Treasure Island, or Adventures of Captain Vrungel?

ivory nacelle
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awww Klaus was wonderful. I loved it so much

sudden torrent
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Of course! I watched it serveral times actually.

hasty kernel
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I love them both

toxic steppe
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My favorite animated film will always be The Iron Giant

hasty kernel
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I wish we got more stuff like it nowadays

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Including the inconsistent animation full of errors

tardy ore
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@toxic steppe An Artemis Fowl movie that didn't change him into a typical hero character would have been fine.

toxic steppe
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It would have but that's not the case.

hasty kernel
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My favourite would probably be the first 5-10 minutes of Up

toxic steppe
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The first book is so strong too

tardy ore
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Most of the other changes are forgivable. It's the "he isn't REALLY a bad kid" part that's kind of not.

sudden torrent
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Man the inconsistent animation full of errors was part that made it magical and actually take in every detail while I could.

wide ember
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old animations... the Halved World in that tv show for kids still haunts me

tardy ore
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They did have the time stop, I wonder if they really did cut out the blue rinse.

hasty kernel
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Yeah

tardy ore
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I legit have to wonder

hasty kernel
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Like that one scene early on in Treasure Island

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Where the table changes on every shot

tardy ore
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Is Colfer's statement about approving of the changes sincere, or is he trying to play nice with Disney?

sudden torrent
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The magical tableℒ️

hasty kernel
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Or the surreal humour of it

wide ember
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it was intentional or not? because there was this french movie where things were intentionally inconsistent

tardy ore
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On the other subject - Iron Giant was certainly deserving of its reputation.

hasty kernel
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I mean given how much it changes and how carefully its drawn

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Its probably deliberate

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But its still funny

velvet fjord
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"let's make artemis fowl and remove every character trait that made him interesting"

wide ember
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and apparently a whole era learned to use the inconsistencies to create that feel

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I've never watched Treasure Planet, though I miss Atlantis (typo'd Planet as Island, that was a different cult classic)

hasty kernel
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But yeah soviet animation was very funny, and had pretty good music too

tardy ore
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Eoin Colfer claims to support the backstory alterations. But I'm not sure how far to trust that, because he probably got a boatload of money.

hasty kernel
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And it was extremely unique in how it looked

tardy ore
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I never got to watch Treasure Island either

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Treasure Planet is the one I did grow up with

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That movie was a masterpiece.

sudden torrent
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Though man I am unsure what I would consider my all time favourite.
I could say though since I am still sucker for old animations I would say something like "Kitten named Bark" or "Crocodile Gena & Cheburuska", considering probably I kind of remember them the most and proper.

tardy ore
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Honestly, instead of all this live action nonsense

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Disney should have brought Treasure Planet 2 back

hasty kernel
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Probably Kapitan Vrungel for me

tardy ore
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Exactly how it was supposed to be before it was canned.

hasty kernel
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Or Soviet Treasure Island

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Theyre the main ones I watched and I watched them a lot of times

tardy ore
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@wide ember Do you remember the Atlantis "sequel"?

hasty kernel
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The one that was just recycled from the cancelled show?

tardy ore
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Yup!

sudden torrent
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They keep on reairing on this one channel here so kind of same lol. Same goes for animated Doctor Aybolit. Or Doctor Ouchhurts, if we to say in literal translated version.

wide ember
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have anyone here watched the Haier anime?

hasty kernel
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Doctor Aybolit was one I had seen before, but I havent rewatched it

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Maybe I should

wide ember
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Haier was this home appliances company that decided to invest in anime at one point

tardy ore
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Haier?

wide ember
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they usually make fridges, washing machines and the like

tardy ore
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Oh, weird Chinese thing here

sudden torrent
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Every time I rewatch the more I remembered how much I would hate to be poisoned by a drink in my childhood.

wide ember
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Doctor Aybolit? this looks like nightmares well executed

tardy ore
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Can't say I've ever heard of any of these old Russian titles

hasty kernel
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Not surprising

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They never really got outside of russia

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The Sherlock Holmes live action series is the only one you might have heard

wide ember
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link us the subs

hasty kernel
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Because the actor became an honorary MBE for his portrayal of Sherlock Homes

wide ember
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wait, but wasn't PMMM's witch scenes inspired by russian animation or something?

sudden torrent
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Tbh not surprised, the Soviet era animation never really gotten outside of slavic countries much. Though thankfully I know one channel that has some cartoons stored with the subtitles on.

hasty kernel
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I mean Im sure individual people know of it

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But I mean it never got into the public conscious

wide ember
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because they might got translated to japanese or chinese or something

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(also is it okay if I mention la Planète sauvage here?)

sudden torrent
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Yeah , like only select group of people know it by conversations or having knowledge of Russian since these kind of never were released in different language. Same honestly can be said about the same era movies, they were great but only handful of people heard of them.

tardy ore
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@hasty kernel I have like... next to no awareness of that kinda stuff either

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I live under a rock

hasty kernel
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Tbh its still not that known

tardy ore
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@wide ember Why would it not be okay?

hasty kernel
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But Sherloc Holmes Enthusiasts might be aware

wide ember
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...guys? there's a dedicated russian animation translation project on bilibili, though into chinese

sudden torrent
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Really? Never have heard of it before.

hasty kernel
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Me neither

wide ember
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there is a american disk of russian animation anthology called Masters of Russian Animation

sudden torrent
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But then again lately I kind of zoned out from news noawadays so no wonder it's my first time hearing.

wide ember
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purchasable on amazon

hasty kernel
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Hm

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Looking over the list I recognise some, but dont recognise others

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Yezhik v Tumane is one I do know

tardy ore
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Hello? I was asking something...

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I looked up that movie, doesn't seem like there's anything objectionable in it

wide ember
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you clearly did not get the joke, according to the hitchhiker's galaxy, the rudest word in the universe is ______

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planete sauvage is made in that country

tardy ore
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Oh

wide ember
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belgium

hasty kernel
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Interesting

tardy ore
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That is one oblique way to get to a Hitchhiker's Guide joke

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See, I didn't know it was made there.

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Damn.

hasty kernel
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Turns out there were soviet-japanese collaborations in animation

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So that might be how the influence spread

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Then again I was also shocked to find out that several famous german cartoons were actually anime commissioned by germany but produced in japan

wide ember
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belgium animations are weird, though not enough were made

tardy ore
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I miss the Hitchhiker's Guide.

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The movie was actually not bad

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Although it was... wildly different

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But I liked it. The So Long and Thanks for All the Fish musical opening was great.

wide ember
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unovven, do you mean the german lion king?

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the one with a lion and a deer with magical laser beam star signs on their chest