this is now cannon lore in my D&D campaign
#off-topic-discussion
olive junco
olive junco
hey we were talking about bird-snakes
get this human-cat out of here
its a very nice human-cat though
upbeat scroll
🐦 ❤ 🐍
copper lark
:3
copper lark
yes
wide ember
but what if snakebird crosses with cat human
hasty kernel
The only issue I see with feathered snakes is how do they slither
somber ferry
a beautiful rat
chilly briar
@copper lark the nier look!
copper lark
its very modded.... .but im lovin it
chilly briar
so gud tho
olive junco
someone should draw a snakebirdcatgirl
north hamlet
Which parts are what though?
olive junco
well clearly she has cat ears and tail
and wings because of the birb
not sure how you could add snake to that without making it creepy
thorn holly
hey random nier lore question whats the name of that kid in grimoire or whatever that turned into a ball
copper lark
emil!!!
thorn holly
thankee
copper lark
a wonderful boy
olive junco
I bet kam would draw a snakebirbcatgirl
north hamlet
If we pray really hard maybe they'll sense it
upbeat scroll
Aaaaa [that's me screaming]
serene tulip
Aaaaa [that's me typing a five times, the first one while holding down shift edit: then I also hit enter. Then I hit the ... button on the right of this line, clicked edit, entered in the text starting with edit, then hit enter again]
olive junco
Aaaaa [that's me using the copy paste function]
analog spear
Aaaaa [Aaaaa]
north hamlet
😱
analog spear
Ok, you win
north hamlet
hmm no i think "😱 [aaaaa]" would be it
serene tulip
Relevant: [https://i.imgur.com/u6V9hJy.jpg]
chilly briar
AaaaA? Aaaaaa
analog spear
A(aa,aa)
tardy anchor
snakeppl should know when i was baby kam i used to draw snakes w cat ears a lot.....most are lost to time tho, it was the days before going online 
i wish it was still around bc im sure some of it would be hillarious now
sharp grail
That’s so galaxy brained
tardy anchor
i made lil moviemaker shorts w friends ;w; we had a theme song like a cartoon and we each acted roles it was fun
(snake ppl should also peep the roles on my name 😉 theythems please!)
olive junco
wow I'm sorry I feel like an idiot now
tardy anchor
dw bout it! no harm done uvu
olive junco
i even read the tag before and somehow it got lost in the dust attic of my brain
duh derp
tardy anchor
lmao
analog spear
I remember that person in server suggestions a while ago who was mad about the pronoun roles, but he thought kbm was a pronoun option
analog spear
olive junco
yes.
tardy anchor
YEEEEESSS LATERGATOR
analog spear
olive junco
again really sorry kam
i done did the classic blunder
tardy anchor
no worries uvu
olive junco
ok glad its ok then
analog spear
"REEEEEEE" is an onomatopoeic expression of intense rage or frustration typically associated with the Angry Pepe character and used by those who frequent the /r9k/ board on 4chan. The expression is often associated with the Autistic Screeching meme, however it is intended to represent the unique croak produced by several species of frogs when agitated. Additionally, the expression has been combined with the word repost to call out duplicate posts on Reddit, Imgur and other sites.
it seems that the meaning was changed overtime
I still support the ban, but I just find this stuff interesting
(on the word, not on petrichor)
analog spear
lol
olive junco
i need the social interaction
tardy anchor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558120740050698240/624411594407018511/s....snakcat.........png snake ppl here u go uvu
sharp grail
Amazing
north hamlet
I see your snekbirbcat, and i raise you this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396338096708255745/624414142048108577/IMG20190920111526.jpg
tardy anchor
autumn pasture
aww it's cute kam
north hamlet
it looks like a fun pet
i feel like i would regret saying that if i ever met one
the pushing off table potential would be through the roof
arctic basalt
i love...................... pickles
bold escarp
pickles are rad and i never get what people don't like about them
arctic basalt
i live in the midwestern US and many people i know do not care for vinegary foods at all!!!
it's okay, more for me,
it's weird tho bc i come from the land of lutefisk
pickles and olives are hard no for multiple people i know and i am like sorry for ur lack of taste but also please continue because i will eat All Of Them
tardy anchor
pickles good...you can have my olives ghfghdh
north hamlet
same
wide ember
green olives are just sour and purple olives are nice
analog spear
purple olives are nice
faint panther
I like acidic, not so much vinegary.
I'll pour a ton of lemon juice and zest into basically anything, but white vinegar should almost be exclusively used as a cleaning agent.
severe plover
Balsamic vinegar Slapps
Red wine vinegar is Just Horrid Abomination Juice
I almost said a curse word I kinda like the thought that the mods get a notif and it’s like ‘hi ed swore again this time it was at red wine vinegar’
But I’m RIGHT and I should say it
I’ve drank straight balsamic before would recommend 😤😤
north hamlet
It does rate highly on drinkable-ness
I've found chinkiang vinegar to be pretty good too
Although usually when i try drinking it it's been diluted by dumpling soups
Red wine vinegar definitely tastes more acidic and is easier to overapply compared to those two
Wonder what the acetic acid levels in each are
severe plover
Oo I should try that vinegar sounds interesting for sure
Red wine vinegar stiiiiiinks lmao
I used it on fancy bread like I would balsamic and I almost ||threw up augh||
Agonyyyyyyy
upbeat scroll
"I know what you are but what am I" is still number one comeback
wide ember
Do you mean vinegar drink at vinegar
Because sometimes I feel that if vinegar drink has a consciousness it would do that
hasty kernel
I find green olives to be superior to purple ones tbh
Also pickles are great
Which is why russian food is nice, they put pickles in so many things
analog spear
Do they?
Generally most of the stuff my friend talks about revolves around potatoes
I like potato
hasty kernel
Also that but like
You have beef stroganoff which has pickles, a pickle-based soup called "rassolnik", several pickle salads (Olivier and Vinigred) and various meat dishes made with pickles
analog spear
You put pickles in stroganoff? I never knew
sharp grail
I’m not sure if I’ve ever tasted pickles but I’m not sure I want to
and I’m not the biggest fan of purple olives, they’re kinda bitter
sharp grail
green olives are just right on a pizza or in a toast but I don’t like them a lot otherwise. They just go well with cheese and bread
in a salad? Mehh
I’ll eat it but it’s not like, delicious
analog spear
I prefer black olives on pizza, but green by themselves
sharp grail
also I am very bitter >:]
hasty kernel
I mean, its one version
Ive seen it with and without pickles
I prefer the pickles version
Also I always thought the purple olives were more bitter than the green ones
And yeah, black on pizza, green on their own
north hamlet
ionic viper
damn already making enemies
analog spear
So build that fence and build it strong ‘cos we’ll be there before too long
serene tulip
but how?
copper lark
how did it catch on fire?
there’s an alley behind my road, weve had someone set our fence on fire before
wide ember
I’m so confused as to the intention of people setting fire to fences
analog spear
Invasion
wide ember
ouch I guess, hope they don't do anything major
analog spear
Like light something on fire
copper lark
well
my area's had a lot of trouble recently
theres a car that got in an accident and its currently missing . doors
wide ember
maybe Mesoamericans were right that when a calendar ends, a new one should be made, least chaos reigns
or people are just messy now because everything is more and more stressful
upbeat scroll
wow we shure do have a lot of societal problems, let's just fix em all by changing the numbers on the calendar for fun
analog spear
Praise chaos
wide ember
I mean the Cult of Eris went and removed a single key out of keyboards of other people at some point as part of their chaos movement so
(re: the calendar, I was joking about how 2012 was rumoured to be the end of the world because that was where the old mesoamerican calendar ended, but regular people thought the end of the calendar was meant to be end of the world)
speaking of chaos, I can't seem to be able to get the arkham games from some reason
wide ember
!!
serene tulip
find birb pic: send to @wide ember https://i.redd.it/eeaxalp4mrn31.jpg
upbeat scroll
:mango:
copper lark
i finally beat my first fire emblem run loool
i’m really happy i rlly thought i’d never do it
north hamlet
grats 🙌
lavish anchor
Good job, those final levels can get grueling
copper lark
wait -
i didn’t get to s support dimitri????
did . i do something wrong bc i’ll cry
i need everyone to understand i bought this game to marry dimitri and i. didn’t get the option to
upbeat scroll
dimitri dating simulator
copper lark
T_T
serene tulip
I'm not sure I'm like, physically capable of finishing a game longer than 20 hours
all I know is that BL3 spoilers: ||I just killed Troy|| and all I can think of is "WHY ISN'T THE GAME OVER YET?!"
wide ember
I usually race to the last chapter and then wait for months before touching it again to actually finish it
wide ember
The real treasure
faint panther
Okay, seeing 2B's dress modded into XIV does not surprise me, but are they really gonna add Nier outfits as DLC?
serene tulip
is that a puppy or a mini aussie or both?
wide ember
desire to shove hand in soft living fur intensifies
and yes apparently Nier outfits will be part of the permanent update to ffxiv
thorn holly
i personally have not and would love to see cats
tropic garden
they're siblings, Freya and Ash
ash is the biggest cat we've ever owned, he's like 13 lbs
wide ember
the little white cravate
tropic garden
heheheh she also has a tiny spot of white on her back left paw
just on the toes, it looks like she stepped in paint
back right paw, sorry gdfkjg
wide ember
I've never had cats longer than 2 weeks of babysitting them and I wonder how does cat tail language works?
like the interrogation mark like hook shape here
is it actually a question mark feeling too?
analog spear
Cats!
tropic garden
It's a greeting! When cats approach you with their tails up and the tip wagging like that it means they're happy to see you
somber ferry
omggggg ven your cats are the cutest
north hamlet
fluffs 
faint panther
Seriously, that picture of Freya is maddening, I just wanna squish it (lovingly).
north hamlet
brb gonna go pat my doggo
wide ember
I often say that cats must have some kind of mind control power
faint panther
I'm living with four dogs so I've got no shortage, but I love cats so much.
I'm gonna be a crazy cat guy in 30 years.
wide ember
dogs usually have to get your attention by puppy eyeing you or something but all cats have to do is to exist and you want to pet them already
(my personal cuteness priority is usually bird > fish and cuttlefish and shrimps and squid > cat > rabbit > dog)
somber ferry
you wanna know what's cute? fuzzy moths
not those boring common moths
like the really buckwild ones
wide ember
(note: I do not, however, like the marionettist shaped cephalopods in deep oceans, because joints should not go on tentacles)
oh yes
somber ferry
like this fuzzy boi
faint panther
Speak, sister.
wide ember
how do you attach pics I wanna post pics of my fluffy moth (she died years ago but I have pics of when she was alive)
faint panther
Volcarona? Adorable.
somber ferry
oooo
wide ember
she was like a fluffy bunny as moth
very cuddly, and also stabby
used to bite me as a ceterpillar even though online sources said her kind wasn't supposed to bite
somber ferry
f
wide ember
then first thing she did after she came out of cocoon was to hover by my leg and stabbed me with her new rollable tube mouth
upbeat scroll
is that why you have moth powers now
wide ember
I doubt I have moth powers, unless you mean being fully awake at night and prefer sleeping in the day
upbeat scroll
sounds like a power to me
wide ember
ok before I end up posting too many pics of my pets I wanna say, my favourite moth is actually the ones shaped like lobsters
wide ember
not my pet but here is hummingbird moth, the famed flying lobster
it was made into line stickers some years ago https://66.media.tumblr.com/416506c3384c1ed397585be25e0ad815/tumblr_nlnmmo4SHD1uqfav3o1_r6_500.jpg
copper lark
@faint panther it’s not rlly dlc, the update with the nier themed raids will add loads of nier items
saying that tho you do need shadowbringers to play it
autumn pasture
has anyone played kind words?
i picked it up last night after @tardy anchor was playing it and it's really good :'>
hasty kernel
No, but now I almost wish someone would gift it to me just so I could replay "thanks for the kind words"
somber ferry
kind words is such a pleasant game
serene tulip
I went to a thing last night: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/426074961434902549/625020309539651584/20190921_011120.jpg
wide ember
fire dancing?
serene tulip
yeh
wide ember
looks nice, where is that?
serene tulip
The pergola at lake meritt
wide ember
...3 days travel for me to reach there, I'll just hole up in my room
serene tulip
Happens every friday so in your own time ^^
wide ember
wait I thought you were in UK
serene tulip
noap
wide ember
ok so mailing red bean curd to you wouldn't have required the ocean cross stamp, will remember
serene tulip
😄
hasty kernel
That looks lit
analog spear
Go uno, you’re on fire
copper lark
i have 0 batman knowledge but they r pretty ffrom the looks of them
velvet fjord
and I've been having a blast with arkham asylum
sharp grail
i just got like, every free game so far dfjghk
well i did miss one that i forgot about but i also happened to have that one already so not a huge loss
copper lark
i rlly like epic games for the free game system
velvet fjord
yeah I love it
copper lark
am poor...... thank u for the food
hasty kernel
I mean the arkham games are very Batman
So depends on whether you like dark and broody heroes doing dark and broody things
velvet fjord
it's worth playing just for mark hamill's phenomenal voice acting
severe plover
God my laptop is broken so I can’t get the free games rn I’m Weepin lmao
north hamlet
Pretty sure they have a web store as well so i bet you can get them if you log in on a browser
severe plover
Ooo ok maybe I’ll try that later
velvet fjord
haven't tried to play the lego games through epic yet
lego games are notoriously buggy
copper lark
the resolution is messed up
so when i open it i just have a black screen
and then when i alt tab out i cant alt tab bac k in
wide ember
I really want to say something but... you know what I’ll just say sorry as per being Canadian
velvet fjord
aaaand I finished arkham asylum
faint panther
It's pretty good.
analog spear
XCOM 2 long war of the chosen is coming to stem soon
faint panther
Sweet, I didn't play Arkham Knight when it came out.
velvet fjord
oh gosh I haven't even managed to finish regular wotc, and I have 350 hours in it
I keep restarting, it's my turn-based skyrim
faint panther
What.
analog spear
Yea I’m in the sand boat when it comes to XCOM 2
I get into a position where it’s almost impossible to lose the campaign and I just get board and give up
velvet fjord
I just start over because I find new mods
upbeat scroll
How's the weather in your part of the world
gleaming prairie
tropic garden
I thought that was a grill bag of veggies for way longer than I should've.
wide ember
same here, the colour scheme looks like a ghetto salade niçoise
terse kernel
now I want candy
wide ember
0.9 kg of candies...
analog spear
Ok whose idea was it to give Jodi a knife?
wide ember
I suppose it’s the Swedish fish, the shape is just there
desert swallow
I thought the red thing was a tomato that fell on the floor or something
serene tulip
serene tulip
borderlands 3 End cutscene spoilers ||AWWWWWWWWWWW JAKOBS AND HAMMERLOCK HOLDING HANDS AWWWWWWWWW||
||AWWWWW AND THEY GOT MARRIED||
serene tulip
The third act was a real slog for me, personally, but I still had a lot of fun otherwise
serene tulip
but then again the third act is always a slog for me in any major games
serene tulip
||not even a single legendary from tyreen T.T||
actually I don't think I even got a purple from her
||lillith's chest gave me all pistols -_-||
gleaming prairie
ditto
and all I use is jokob sniper rifles and ARs
cause if you aren't using a jakobs
then WTF are you doing?
serene tulip
Torgue, duh
Although I do have a Jakob's pistol and sniper for when they are needed.
The pistol is the one that gives ammo with crits, I love it so.
gleaming prairie
I would 100% be sponsored by Jakob
upbeat scroll
hey, wouldnt the 21st night of september be on the 22nd?
gleaming prairie
I do not know what you are talking about
upbeat scroll
wouldnt it offset?
wide ember
isn’t night starting from 18h? So the first part of the night would still be on the 21st (edit: google told me evening is 5pm to 8pm, so this part was a mistake on my part)
even if we exclude evening and only take pure night it would start around 20h?
wide ember
google just told me "Night is from sunset to sunrise, so from 8:01 PM until 5:59 AM."
upbeat scroll
But that means the first night of September is before the morning of September 1
severe plover
Aww I love that
sharp grail
I’m so hyped for this game and I wanna talk about it forever, I’m gonna instabuy
severe plover
Nice heck yeah!!!!!
It looks really good
I’d prolly like it too tbh look like it Slapps 👀👀
When is it gonna be released do u know?
sharp grail
no date yet, no :(
severe plover
Aww rip ok
velvet fjord
that's the new game from the people who made Sundered, right?
sharp grail
mhm!
a pretty big change from the usual Giant Bosses we’ve seen until now, not that they haven’t been wonderful
I’m excited for either type of game
serene tulip
morning nerds
copper lark
o/
vocal brook
Hiyo
velvet fjord
I didn't like Jotun but I really liked Sundered so I'll have to keep my eye on this
sharp grail
I liked both but jotun definitely feels like an older game and like a first game
And boy, is it hard.... those achievements take work.... I still don’t have all of them
wide ember
I was going to post about importance of sleep (which I started but deleted), and now I'm too distracted by long egg
and also square egg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Depw2s3UYAE22G_.jpg
upbeat scroll
limpid harbor
I don't need to make a Fire Emblem self insert, because Henry is literally me
wide ember
With the sheer number of fire emblem characters there must be one that shares our archetype
serene tulip
that's OK @copper lark I can feel enough shame for both of us
upbeat scroll
which friends character are you
serene tulip
the one so incredibly uninteresting that they're not actually ever on the show
upbeat scroll
so, seinfeld
hasty kernel
Why are finger so hard to draw
chilly briar
digits be that way
serene tulip
phalanges make me phalangry
hasty kernel
It doesnt help that there is like, no good reference I could find for holding a book in one hand
An open one specifically
upbeat scroll
take a picture yourself?
chilly briar
but first let me take a selfie
upbeat scroll
i will sell a picture of myself holding an open book in one hand to you for 25 cents
or free, whichever you prefer
hasty kernel
Yeah I tried doing that
And referencing it
But somehow drawing from it didnt end up working well either
analog spear
Is it Jodi?
hasty kernel
Well, guess Ill just not be able to fix the fingers
Its at least good practice I guess
faint panther
Happy New Year according to the French Revolutionary Calendar.
severe plover
Hdhsgsgshd NICE
faint panther
Anyone have the over-under on Cox throttling my internet to get me to buy their incredibly overpriced wifi extenders?
wide ember
I thought we can just make wifi extenders with aluminum foil
(I haven't heard about Cox)
upbeat scroll
serene tulip
I still absolutely adore this post: https://i.redd.it/7l8u3lnvjhm31.jpg
like, I just thought about it again this morning and laughed
analog spear
Hey the mods here are great, don’t turn them off!
ionic viper
😢
copper lark
im sorry mods
tardy anchor
tardy anchor
wide ember
cute!
serene tulip
Things I have accomplished as a goose: trapped someone in their garage
however I cannot figure out how to break a broom
upbeat scroll
Need to be ruder
serene tulip
turns out
yeah
preetty much
I dropped the garage door on it
and it actually broke the game a little
because it kept her from getting to the door
serene tulip
honk
supple sleet
If UGG doesn't show up at the VGAs this year I'll be surprised.
serene tulip
OK
I'm kinda peeved that honking with the pipe in your mouth doesn't produce bubbles
opaque quail
Bubble pipe DLC required. 
serene tulip
mr. Steal yo girl: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516763813790482464/625788024994791424/unknown.png
opaque quail
Ocelo I went to try and break the broom via door slam as well!! I thought the telephone booth instead. Did you ever figure it out? It's.... way simpler than I expected.
opaque quail
🎉
serene tulip
Also I was convinced that ||The guy was supposed to break the vase by being mad and smashing it with his cricket bat||
||so I made sure that the statue had all the stuff on it||
opaque quail
||Someone has FOOLED you 😱 ||
serene tulip
||do you know which table I'm supposed to set||
opaque quail
||I sure do. It's not in any of the public pub space. 👀 ||
serene tulip
||man, that's a good hint||
tardy anchor
segoose
wide ember
segoose: the next game that is sequel to both untitled goose game and hatoful boyfriend 2
opaque quail
If it's a sequel to Hatoful Boyfriend, you just know that goose is going to murder you.
wide ember
if we had that plot twist for two games already, then we should have a double plot twist where the bird doesn't kill you
serene tulip
@opaque quail ||can you give me a hint on how to get from the painting lady's yard to the dude's yard?||
||with the bell||
sharp grail
man, I don’t want to play this game, but seeing people talk about it makes me so incredibly happy
it’s so silly
tardy anchor
same :'')
opaque quail
||I sure can! Her furniture is so pretty, but some of it looks kind of..... rickety. Like if you removed a piece it'd all fall apart. 👀 ||
velvet fjord
agreed with alma
not my type of game but it looks so funny
gleaming prairie
least I can get untitled goose game
on the switch
don't have to get another thing on that **** launcher
upbeat scroll
hey anyone know the usps system intimately
im trying to send a letter
but i want it sent for really cheap and i dont care when it arrives
how many stamps please
how many
north hamlet
i'm sorry i can't help you
i don't live in the us, and last time i tried to mail a letter i had to google it to make sure i was doing it right
upbeat scroll
all the official sites are trying to upsell me
upbeat scroll
i think i found a resource that says i need 1 55 cent stamp
whereas the lowest price on the official website is 7 dollars
😠
wide ember
How heavy or thick is the letter
Because if it’s “regular” and it’s internal (inside us) then it is one 55 cents stamp but you have to buy a booklet of them
The rest (how heavy, how large, etc.) are in the link (you probably already used the site if you said $7 for stamp)
I think you could always go to a popular site and ask someone in the line to split the money for the $7 coral reef stamps?
tardy anchor
chilly briar
I really need goose game
vocal brook
ionic viper
i misread when my eye exam was supposed to be and now i have an hour to kill lmao
thorn holly
rip
ionic viper
it’s alright, i’m just getting lunch before instead of after
nova pilot
Joke's on my prof, I play Catan already lmao
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525544401619910678/626097194872864769/unknown.png
buoyant frigate
Hehehe
hasty kernel
Man, Im still annoyed at what Squeenix did with Dissidia
Turning the series from an admitively very unbalanced, but extremely fun series of 1v1 fighting games
Into a 3v3 mess that lacks the charm or fun of it
Doesnt help that they didnt add the best characters and ruined the ones they did add
They made Exdeath into a standard slugger, and Kefkas moves are too normal
lavish anchor
I mean, it's modern day Square Enix. Any game they make is a coin flip if it makes sense or not
This is the same company that was confused about the high sales numbers of Bravely Default, making a statement they didn't know the demand for such games still existed
hasty kernel
I suppose its not surprising that it happened, but its sad nonetheless
lavish anchor
Understandable
I recently learned that Square Enix owns the rights to Space Invaders so uh, yeah. That's a thing
upbeat scroll
Space invaders XXVI
lavish anchor
I mean, Space Invaders is one of the most important legacy titles in gaming history but what do you do with it in modern day?
upbeat scroll
Merch
lavish anchor
Yeah, good point
analog spear
Tetris is still kicking so space invaders has no excuse
lavish anchor
I mean, there was a sequel on the GameCube and PS2 called Space Raiders but it flopped hard
hasty kernel
The difference is that Tetris is a format that stood the test of time
Space invaders is not
analog spear
Basically yea
lavish anchor
I have total faith that Square Enix can figure out a way to put an anime hairstyle into Space Invaders
analog spear
Lol
copper lark
i saw someone complaining that square enix didn’t put “part one” on the cover of the ff7 remake
hasty kernel
I mean, they should, but
copper lark
i don’t really think they need to
like: it’s an old game that already used to be split into separate parts
hasty kernel
Right but you got all of them at once, they were just spread among several discs
copper lark
i guess
velvet fjord
yeah if I buy a game that says it's a remake of a full game, I want the full game
faint panther
^
If they don't advertise that it's a full game that's scummy on their part.
Even if they're breaking it up into the separate discs.
wide ember
separate discs... dragon age inquisition war flashback
separate... discs... warlord II for DOS systems multiple floppy disks war flashback?
faint panther
The last game I played on multiple discs was Final Fantasy XIII.
wide ember
we are in 2019... we should be able to fit a whole game and even separate games in one disc...
faint panther
I meant content-wise.
Like, they broke the story up so that there were "natural" transitions to switch the discs.
copper lark
i mean its not like theyre hiding the fact that its several parts
faint panther
||I think Aerith dies pretty much at the end of disc 1, so that's a natural cliffhanger/where-do-we-go-from-here.||
Okay, cool.
velvet fjord
they kinda are if it's not on the box
wide ember
for the authentic ff7 experience huh
copper lark
im mad its been separated but
theyre pretty open about how its multiple parts
even if its not on the box
lavish anchor
It's an interesting observation on how expensive games are to make in this day and age, considering FF7 must have been a budget buster in it's own time
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I wonder if ff series will have to do fanservice packs like fe series did to get more funding
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fe did revive gloriously though
upbeat scroll
Fanservice pack where ||aeris doesn't die||
lavish anchor
Square's marketing department might want to push that anyway, cause they could make a buck from skins
copper lark
cake.. thqats a dream
wide ember
I need fanservice where Cloud can dress in the lolita dresses from twewy game
the one that requires high bravery stats to wear and once you do your attacks are boosted ridiculously high but you die in one hit
copper lark
I CANT wait for miss clouds return
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we are going to see miss cloud in high definition, hopefully
lavish anchor
sol, that might be the best idea, ever
upbeat scroll
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noooooooooo
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would the damage be mitigated if we get bonus scenes playing as Aerith in the soul stream thing
copper lark
def
faint panther
A lot of people are gonna suddenly remember they have other games as soon as they get close to that part.
wide ember
not if we also have Cloud in goth dress and a cape
faint panther
"Gosh, these walls are fami--HEY, IS THAT HORIZON: ZERO DAWN, I SHOULD REVISIT."
copper lark
hmm whats next in the story.... yknow i think id like to level a class from 1-80 in ffxivright now
honestly i just miss zack xx
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Zack didn't need to die
copper lark
this is correct and im still mad about it
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but unfortunately he had to because he was the equivalent of Cloud's first girlfriend
copper lark
zack fair youre the mjost beautiful man
faint panther
Pffft, Sol.
Part of me is glad I didn't get into Crisis Core because that ending would have been crushing.
copper lark
crisis core playstation port please
faint panther
Give it the FFVIII PC port treatment.
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I wish we could pay for a bonus ending where turned out Zack's genetic data was stored in a lab and cloned
and Zack got to come back by possessing his empty shell clone body
faint panther
Nah, let him and Aerith rest in the Lifestream.
There was a cut of Advent Children I watched with them basically resting there.
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true, they are together now
faint panther
Okay, real real talk: Is anyone else super nettled they recast all the characters?
copper lark
ME
lavish anchor
Yeah, that was the "Cloud's leg gets impaled oh no" version of Advent
copper lark
I MISS QUINTON FLYNN AS RENO
faint panther
They got rid of Steve Burton and George Newbern.
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I think the part that annoyed me the most in advent children was the giant material balls
each of them could be used as mini bowling ball
faint panther
And oh my god, whoever replaced Quinton isn't nailing it a tenth as well.
Tifa sounds wrong, Aerith sounds wrong.
faint panther
Rustles my jimmies, man.
copper lark
theres a petition to get the old vcs in as dlc lol
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considering that I did play through shin megami tensei devil survivor, no voice acting error, be it bad casting or bad acting, can deter me from a game now
lavish anchor
At least Travis Touchdown still sounds like Travis Touchdown should, I'm happy
faint panther
I think I'm a baby when it comes to voice acting, actually. I've quit more anime and games over bad audio than most anything else.
wide ember
I'm okay with voice acting, but if the art if off then I can't stand it
because I can mute the sound, but not the visuals
faint panther
Ooh, okay, yeah. I quit Attack on Titan's manga over the visuals.
lavish anchor
I mean, Darkest Dungeon, Bastion and Transistor would be very different with bad casting for narration
faint panther
^
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fair point
faint panther
But they also lean heavily on their audio design.
copper lark
i had to play ffxiv arr in japanese voice acting
lavish anchor
True but it's a way to stand out in the crowded indie market so do whatcha gotta
copper lark
bc then at least i cant tell if its bad
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like, the sell points of supergiant includes audio, while ff series is giant cute birbs and boyband-like male characters I guess?
copper lark
saying that
nomura drew ff characters in a boy band
oh wait no
it was random characters
but one of them looked like noctis
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nomura has really bad same face syndrome though
lavish anchor
Final Fantasy is a legacy series that used to be RPGs and pushes visuals along with a story
Super Giant Games are smaller in scope but dense, excelling at each thing they set out to do
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when you are indie, you are kind of forced to be good
while if you are AAA you can afford a few flops, indies cannot
lavish anchor
Tell that to Life of Black Tiger or any of the other dreck that comes out
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I just googled and... what was that...
lavish anchor
I'm sorry to shatter your world view like that
upbeat scroll
apparently life of black tiger dev knows someone in the higher ups at playstation
thats what i heard
lavish anchor
It's certainly the only thing that makes sense!
faint panther
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why are you sorry, I'll cherish this memory and tell myself "Life of Black Tiger exists, so your indie game project is doing okay"
faint panther
HAAA.
lavish anchor
I have such horrors to show you
Behold
SKYLIGHT FREERANGE 2: GACHDUINE
Punch that into google or youtube and witness
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look, I have so much confidence for my own indie gayme now
each of my pixel art looks better than any of those characters
lavish anchor
Exactly
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I thought Maken Shao was bad
upbeat scroll
i should make trailers for my artgames to make other people feel better
lavish anchor
Skate Man Intense Rescue was pain to look at
Like, my brain tried to eat itself in defense after looking at it
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...is this one a troll game? it has to be a troll game
lavish anchor
And I'm not meaning to make fun of devs but there is a certain level of basic quality that needs to be met before attempting to sell something
wide ember
sometimes, if your show intentional sucks and it sucks stylishly, it works
sometimes, maybe the devs are just delusional
lavish anchor
Exactly!
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I haven't gotten further than 4 screens when I played now that I'm looking at videos... this might be the only game where Dracula shooting flaming apples actually works
lavish anchor
I love that you typed Dracula and flaming apples in the same sentence
velvet fjord
quick google search says Bayonetta
hasty kernel
Im certain perfect guard existed way before bayonetta
I dont actually know about perfect dodge
velvet fjord
google search said perfect dodge originated with bayonetta
perfect guards were probably in some fighting game but I don't know a lot about those
wide ember
does it have to be time stop?
faint panther
What? There's no way Bayonetta was the very first game to feature frame-perfect guards.
lavish anchor
It has to be a fighting game from the 4 or 5th generation
faint panther
Melee had powershielding, though that was technically two frames.
lavish anchor
I know there was a famous moment in EVO with Street Fighter 3 and frame perfect blocks on a super
faint panther
Evo Moment #37.
lavish anchor
Any earlier instance of it would probably be in a Neo Geo fighter
faint panther
Parrying isn't inputted by blocking, though.
hasty kernel
No, doesnt need to be time stop
Just some benefit from perfect dodging
In most games it either refills a resource you have
Or gives you an attack boost
faint panther
Melee reflects projectile attacks as well as removes shield lag.
hasty kernel
Alright, so unfortunately information is scarce (to non-existent) on this
But the original DmC may have had perfect evades?
faint panther
Is that Devil May Cry 1 or DmC: Devil May Cry?
faint panther
I didn't play much of 1.
faint panther
It's a pretty good hack'n'slash.
faint panther
There's a couple of story moments that I straight-up adore, but by and large it's not as good as 3, 4, or 5.
copper lark
uhhhh i wanna play 5 so bad
i’m surprised 4 is in that list
most people don’t consider it a good game
faint panther
It's one of the best action games I've ever played.
There's a lot of flaws with the campaign, but its Bloody Palace is one of the finest action game experiences of all-time.
hasty kernel
DmC Devil May Cry has a wonderful combat system
copper lark
4 is my fav dmc purely because i love nero and kyrie
faint panther
(I'm straight-up stuck on Cerberus in 3, so I can't give a wider recommendation.
hasty kernel
And actually really good platforming for a spectacle fighter
And its pretty clever about it too
copper lark
hmmm
hasty kernel
The main issue is that its a DmC reboot that, well
faint panther
There's a very brief conversation between Nero and Kyrie in 5 and it's super nice.
copper lark
kyrie should have been in 5 :/ pls
hasty kernel
Though the story and characters are so-so either way
hasty kernel
Also, I tried looking it up further, apparently there was some trashy game called "The oneechanbara" that actually had the bayonetta style perfect dodge
Which came out 4 years prior?
faint panther
||The final scene where Vergil finally shows his true colors is excellent, don't @ me on this.||
copper lark
it’s the same reaction i have to ff14 loool
hasty kernel
The one that came out the year prior
hasty kernel
Definitely did
The 4 year one, not sure
Id be surprised if that was the first one though, but
faint panther
Well, XIII didn't have good gameplay to make up for its story being kinda garbage.
copper lark
yeaah i really haven’t heard good things
faint panther
Skip the entire trilogy.
hasty kernel
The story in the first one was fine from what Ive heard
faint panther
It broke down really bad at the end.
hasty kernel
Its just that the gameplay and more importantly the map design wasnt good
faint panther
Like, really bad.
hasty kernel
It was also called Final Hallway 13 for a reason
Though, ironically
After playing through various JRPGs including the ones I liked
Thats ... kinda the standard now?
faint panther
I think XIII outdid itself in that regard, honestly.
faint panther
It's a beautiful game.
copper lark
on the topic of final fantasy
shadowbringers for playstation goty in the golden joystick awards pls
hasty kernel
Oh let me check what the options are this year
Oh wow voting this year is easy
See Outer Wilds, pick Outer Wilds
Oh and Judgment for Ps4 because you can dropkick people
copper lark
mobile game voting was the hardest one for me
and i haven’t rlly been into indie games this year
hasty kernel
I just skipped it
I skipped any category where I played none of the games
You should check out Outer Wilds btw
Its really good
hasty kernel
Good
copper lark
i don’t like skipping when it comes to voting
i only voted for vote for shb anyway LOL
hasty kernel
Id love for it to win all categories its in, but
It has to vote at least one
Win at least one
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help I'm working on my personal creative projects and realized that I haven't written a single heterosexual character
upbeat scroll
sounds ideal
tardy anchor
youre doing fine
analog spear
Are they all married?
tardy anchor
theres more than enough het characters in this world to make up for it hfnvjvn
upbeat scroll
introduce ted, the public domain het, and put him on a bus after introducing him
analog spear
I refuse to leave this chat until my pun is acknowledged
upbeat scroll
oh, i get it
north hamlet
consider it done
analog spear
Thanks ok bye
upbeat scroll
yeah, the word single, clever
wide ember
ok ted the het who will get tossed off a cliff by a dragon, now I got one
look I just forgot that heterosexuals exist so all my characters were bi, pan, asexual or gay
and yes some are happily married
)
wide ember
(another pun noted)
many are wish fulfillment characters, such as the priestess with big buffy arms who can lift granite slabs like bread slices, and her wife the pirate leader
faint panther
Hey, my white mage is like that.
wide ember
since fantasy priests are basically medic, warrior and undertaker rolled into one, I demand that a majority of them should be buff
upbeat scroll
praise dem abs
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not just vestments, I haven't seen a single fantasy priest who isn't constantly carrying a stack of books, bunch of glass jars and at least three dozen ingredients
and they often cross entire forest or mountains to heal one target, while wearing heavy vestment and carrying that load
faint panther
Are we talking Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't-hide-his-muscles-under-a-mountain buff or Peter Parker baggy-enough-hoodies-and-jeans-works buff?
wide ember
both work
my priestess is more peter parker though
now I'm picturing her financially broke and wearing a hoodie, what have you done
faint panther
I finally saw Far From Home last night, sorry.
wide ember
(was Far from Home good?)
buoyant frigate
(I liked it but there's no need to see it more than once, if that makes sense)
upbeat scroll
third spiderman movie? cursed
tropic garden
Spiderverse Good
upbeat scroll
i enjoyed it on a plane, and im the harshest film critic on a plane
tropic garden
every movie makes me cry on a plane
i've heard there's an actual medical basis for that though 😂
upbeat scroll
get diagnosed as a plane cryer
tropic garden
maybe i should just stop watching emotional movies on planes 🤔
surely i can't be blamed for tearing up watching Selma
serene tulip
"we have diagnosed you with plane wuss"
tropic garden
i wear it proudly
airplanes are some of the most reasonable places to be upset about things
airplanes and theme parks.
and the DMV.
tardy anchor
me but in theaters. if i watch a movie in theaters i WILL get emotional
its so loud in there, just about anything can push me over the edge, hjfvhjfhj
buoyant frigate
I used to not cry during movies at all, then I watched Beasts of the Southern Wild and it's all been downstream from there
lavish anchor
Pssh, "Get on my level" says the person who broke down crying while reading a book to the point I couldn't make the words out anymore
serene tulip
I am the worst goose
I may or may not have locked the groundskeeper out of the garden
then dropped his keys down the well
faint panther
Is this game only on Switch?
serene tulip
desktop via epic game stores
faint panther
And acquired.
serene tulip
oh man
its so nice that this server self selects for people who don't give a crap about EGS
faint panther
Right?
Hopefully it doesn't go downhill in December, but I've a feeling that it won't even be an issue.
severe plover
was gonna say i thought it was switch exclusive for some reason
also say what u will abt epic store consider: free games
im broke goblin who wants to hoard games Blease consider
gleaming prairie
Humble bundle
severe plover
also y/n should i shower rn it's like 1 am but im,,, gross ghfdhgjdf
gleaming prairie
It cheap
severe plover
valid!
gleaming prairie
Charity
severe plover
ok valid and good i will do that
true!
i ran out of clothes so hard i had to wear pj pants today oof
but! did laundry im proud of myself hgfjhgdj f
rough that that is a thing i am proud of but that's ok
ive been really digging into the end is nigh have any of yall played that
faint panther
I have not.
severe plover
it slapps pretty hard actually also it features dvorak 9 theme which Yeah Babey
faint panther
It's kind of a spiritual successor to Super Meat Boy?
gleaming prairie
I played some of it through discord
severe plover
its one o those free epic store games lmao im Broke Boy
yeah !!!! kinda !
call me a hack but i didnt like supermeat boy lmao
i was also on laptop so,, control bad
but i like this a lot better tbh it's,,, easier to control kinda?
you cant quite wall jump it's all abt hanging off of ledges and stuff and jumping
just hard enough but just easy enough for a baby like me to do it lmao
also i think some art is from binding of issac dude?
faint panther
I think I remember EiN being a little more exploratory and SMB is pure platform hell.
lavish anchor
Edmund McMillen did art and design for Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Issac and The End is Nigh, along with a bunch of other indie Flash games
severe plover
yeah !
yeah to all of that woohoo
yeah im really bad at platformers but i love them dearly
shovel knight is one of my fave games but m gaaaarbage at it lmao
im forcing myself to shower i will be back Gamers
upbeat scroll
wow, not very gamer of you
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Clean and exfoliated
copper lark
tlou 2 trailerrrr
analog spear
English?
copper lark
the last of us
lavish anchor
Medievil is where it's at
serene tulip
morning, nerrrrds
hasty kernel
Its 6:40 pm
serene tulip
fake time
copper lark
time is an illusion
serene tulip
and so are pants
analog spear
Wha?
serene tulip
watch yoself some AtLA http://i.imgur.com/klb6IpG.gifv
serene tulip
blerg
wide ember
I want a new shower head, this one is still very usable but the pressure is too low
wide ember
Compost bins are finally here!
I was wondering what was that sound of large plastic dragged on asphalt, it was bin delivery
summer turtle
OwU
serene tulip
I absolutely love watching videos by well spoken experts on subjects I barely know anything about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7rce6IQDWs
serene tulip
Untitled Goose Game speedrun in 3:46 ||https://youtu.be/S-puISgqRcU||
tropic garden
Videos by well-spoken experts on subjects I don't know anything about are my favorite, lol
I mostly watch video game stuff - thezzazzglitch, pannenkoek, summoning salt, etc. - but Defunctland is a great channel that covers closed/cancelled theme parks, rides, and TV shows
Philosophy Tube does...philosophy
In a broader sense now than before but he used to talk exclusively about like...nitty gritty philosophy stuff
tardy anchor
i love defunctland and also LGR for computer stuff!!
tropic garden
OH YEAH LGR, I've seen a handful of those videos!
tardy anchor
YESS his voice is so calm i watch his stuff while i draw a lot when i just need to calm down
tropic garden
Stryder7x (i think, something like that) does paper mario videos ghdjfkg
tardy anchor
pikaspreys softlockpicking videos are good
tropic garden
I love those yeah fgdjfj
upbeat scroll
oce, that speedrun is funny if you speak french
runner says "what do you do if you find ||your radio in the mouth of a goose, and the goose is running away? Do you chase after it, or do you just say ' Well, I don't have a radio anymore'? "||
hasty kernel
There was a series of food experts guessing which food is more expensive that I greatly enjoyed
Somehow experts talking about their field is just greatly entertaining
upbeat scroll
experts are cool
hasty kernel
Yes, thats the one
serene tulip
second hand embarrassment kills me
north hamlet
Same
serene tulip
I finally managed to sit all the way through megamind tho
upbeat scroll
thoughts?
upbeat scroll
how can a still frame of a cat convey so much anger
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petting a chunky cat feels so good though
gleaming prairie
somber ferry
dfkljdfgkljdgfklj
gleaming prairie
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344408500002095116/621903410094145557/IMG_20190910_070827.jpg
another rat meme
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soothing sounds, you know they are alive and well
tardy anchor
ghdcghhdghdgh oh this is so cute