sandy-general

[fading bronze]

Ah, fuck it. I can multitask

[devout rain]

then next week sandy boogaloo?

or after baguette 2

[fading bronze]

Yeah, SanKai next week.

[devout rain]

washoi

atleast thats nice

they should honestly release the rerun with the oath

the oath with the rerun*

[fading bronze]

It’s under Soon™️, so basically no logic is applicable

[devout rain]

OH YH

TOSA VA

TIME TO CHECK OUT

[copper light]

I like her VA

not what I was expecting, but still very good

[devout rain]

hoh

HOH

i was so expecting a ara ara onee san voice

instead.

its better.

YES

i like this VA

[fading bronze]

[rough shadow]

not the best to be honest tosa, too soft D:

[devout rain]

im just glad

its not an ara ara onee san voice

like ara ara onee san is great

but

sometimes one needs a different pace

[fading bronze]

[rough shadow]

I wished something like kaga va

deep and serious

[vivid tapir]

Sanrui loves me

[errant depot]

imagine that but with seattle...every single time

[fading bronze]

Imagine that but with 406SKCs

[devout rain]

AH

yah

question

the event shop guns

usable on what? if usable

[fading bronze]

You only need one copy of the 380 for JB

And 138.6 is one of the best DD guns in the game, so... have at it.

[devout rain]

washh

well

yeah sure i can use on my second dd

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[errant depot]

you can also farm it in D2 + next event has it on D1

[devout rain]

is it gun dd focussed? or torp demon?

[maiden saddle]

wasn't JB gun farmable during polaris?

[errant depot]

any DD that has any right to wield a gun

[devout rain]

fairs LUL

[maiden saddle]

or was that a different gun?

[errant depot]

so basically any non IJN

[devout rain]

FINALERLHK

I GOT SWIFTSURE

[red thicket]

ey guys is it true that richelieu is very stronk?

[maiden saddle]

yes

[devout rain]

[errant depot]

yes good stats good skills

[maiden saddle]

basically a better nagato but french

according to my brother anyways

[maiden fossil]

Richy is pretty, yeah

[errant depot]

but the ships she buffs are worse

[maiden saddle]

also

11 prints

[devout rain]

feelsbadman

[red thicket]

many ppl said that she overthrown warspite retro

[fading bronze]

[devout rain]

i just want jeanne d'arc purely for her art

[maiden saddle]

i think my luck is turning around but it's too early to say that

[fading bronze]

Lolwut

[maiden saddle]

lol

[maiden fossil]

JDA is good though

[maiden saddle]

"new ship op so old ship bad now"

[devout rain]

gimme jeanne pls thx gem

[fading bronze]

Overthrowing the grand nuker

[devout rain]

hey

ill have you know

[maiden saddle]

is that what i'm getting at?

[devout rain]

i will never give up on my russians

_>

[red thicket]

[devout rain]

i should actually make a russian and chinese empery fleet ._.

but HMS q.q

[red thicket]

nah be a meme like me, french backline with KMS on the front

[maiden saddle]

lol

[copper light]

well I guess I don't need to worry about 9-4 anymore

[red thicket]

It's pretty fun tbh

[fading bronze]

Oh yay, you got me

[maiden saddle]

my brother recommended this to me:

front line: jeanne d' arc, triomphant, saint louis
back line: jean bart, richelieu, whatever

i guess you could put gascan there

[maiden fossil]

[rough shadow]

[fading bronze]

[maiden saddle]

can't use it on w13 apparently (maybe)

[devout rain]

ehhh..

ehhh,..

[maiden saddle]

note that i have no idea if this is true or not and i'm just saying what he said

[devout rain]

to be fair almost anything without sandy kai or isuzu kai wont survive w13 :kekew

[errant depot]

[cosmic onyx]

[devout rain]

isuzu kai officially the most worthless buff after sandy kai rerun

[errant depot]

sandy's sisters still provide decent AA

[cosmic onyx]

Seattle+Sandykai

[red thicket]

eyy ppl survive w13 using Cleveland sisters

[cosmic onyx]

BFF AA

[devout rain]

im gonna make an entire sandy fleet.

[fading bronze]

My AA Mikasa survived 13 ||for three sorties||

[devout rain]

next goal

[cosmic onyx]

I use Cleve for mob

[devout rain]

i am still noob so i dont care about team syncs

i just throw big tiddy ships at enemy and win

[errant depot]

we need a third sandy variant

[cosmic onyx]

All I care is murican cruisers

[maiden saddle]

isuzu kai+sandy buff

[devout rain]

all i care about is russian ships

but sadly

they all have shitty aa

q.q

[red thicket]

Baguette and Russians are the way

[devout rain]

fuck yes fu hua

fuck

yes

[cosmic onyx]

Have some oxy-cola

[devout rain]

yo actually

[vivid tapir]

i just

want to grind

D2

[devout rain]

genuine question

[vivid tapir]

Oh hey hesty

[devout rain]

Enty-chan when?

hi ari

[vivid tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-uhh-weird-strange-gif-10517455

[devout rain]

wadduh

[vivid tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/695366276666884208/715316634470055986/1515776417_1_esdeath.gif

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden saddle]

i am slowly going insane

because of D2

[rough shadow]

You should see Jan

[devout rain]

feels bad man

[maiden saddle]

ik

98k points for 15 prints

[devout rain]

imagine being at DD2

D2

[vivid tapir]

I should probably go to the doctor instead of grinding D2

[fading bronze]

Jan was always insane though

[devout rain]

im still at B3

[vivid tapir]

[maiden saddle]

that's what his nickname says

[rough shadow]

my man is the unluckiest ever

[devout rain]

too lazy to grind q.q

[vivid tapir]

@vocal tangle

FUCKING JAN MAN

WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS

[red thicket]

what happened to Jan?

[rough shadow]

15 bps in basically 100k pts

[maiden saddle]

suddenly i want to play farcry 3

[errant depot]

15 bps is basically 10k pts

[rough shadow]

imagine 15 bps in 10k

best ever

[maiden saddle]

easy lol

shop

[fading bronze]

I’ve gotten 5 in 6k
then 0 for 12k

[errant depot]

i hope my drop luck stays as it is now

and doesnt become like jans

[maiden saddle]

i hope my drop luck improves

[errant depot]

[devout rain]

you just

triggered a flag

omegalul

[fading bronze]

[maiden saddle]

but it is nice to not spend over 300 cubes on build

[red thicket]

srsly what happened to Jan?

[devout rain]

i mean thats how i used to be

i got almost all event ships within 30 cubes

[errant depot]

he offended sandy

[devout rain]

till i started flexing

then everything went to shit and wasted 100 cubes to get a ship i still dont own

one day i will fucking get u sirius.

[rough shadow]

which one?

[maiden saddle]

if i get 30 prints i'm stopping

[errant depot]

[maiden saddle]

if i try to get more i'll actually go insane

[rough shadow]

I am trying to get the last gun done

4th should be good

[fading bronze]

Ya’ll missed my 600+ cubes for Rossiya

[devout rain]

WORTH IT THO

[rough shadow]

but damn did not drop anything since yesterday

[devout rain]

100% WORTH EVERY SINGLE CUBE

[red thicket]

Russian event PTSD

[devout rain]

russian ships are worth every single cube

[errant depot]

my drop luck has just kept going up during this event

[devout rain]

no cap

[red thicket]

The only ship I'm missing is Le Malin

gad dammit loli avoiding mah call

[maiden saddle]

got all of em

[fading bronze]

have the rest of the luck I haven’t spent yet

[maiden saddle]

i don't think i spent more than 200 cubes this event

[fading bronze]

I spent 18 total

[maiden saddle]

and a few days ago i got I-19

fucj

[red thicket]

500 and still counting

[jade quiver]

i spent like 50 cubes and got everything

[red thicket]

lucky bastard

[jade quiver]

of course i was here last event so i had a few ships already

[red thicket]

It took 100 cubes just for Jean

[maiden saddle]

this is my first time experiencing iris

[red thicket]

I skipped Iris last year because I was too lazy

[jade quiver]

ahh ive had jean since last event, shes my only other oath besides laffey

[maiden saddle]

can't get luckier than 2nd build amagi tho

[vocal tangle]

Jan was always insane though
@fading bronze

[fading bronze]

Yeah, the only two event ships that actually dropped for me were the new ones, incidentally

[maiden saddle]

that shit's so good lmao

[jade quiver]

Ahhh the silver loli malin or something has good stats

[red thicket]

One punch baguette

[errant depot]

my best build luck ever was during FW

[vocal tangle]

I don't know what else to do with my life so I just grind points for no reason

Shop cleared

[red thicket]

Mad lad

[vocal tangle]

And not even #1

[errant depot]

was missing washi did 2 build it was both washi

[vocal tangle]

120k points smh

[vivid tapir]

@vocal tangle CMERE

[vocal tangle]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT

[vivid tapir]

Why's it always you mannnn

Turn your luck around

D:

On the side note

St Louis got tiddies

[fading bronze]

Imagine having the time to grind without being shot by an English teacher

[vivid tapir]

I WANT BOTH

BUT NOOOO

Wasted my pay

[vocal tangle]

Now stop pinging me for no reason
I can't help it that my PC is on 24/7 smh

[rough shadow]

[vivid tapir]

Damn Jan just like me

[maiden saddle]

i actually couldn't recognise her when i first saw the skin

[vivid tapir]

Hates getting pings

If you hate it, go on DND

Simple fix

Exactly.

[vocal tangle]

I don't hate getting pings

Just don't like

[maiden saddle]

can't read japanese too so that didn't help

[vocal tangle]

when there's not a fucking reason behind them

[vivid tapir]

[vocal tangle]

Especially like you like to do it

[vivid tapir]

English please

[maiden saddle]

i wish i can change the discord ping sound to M1 Garand ping sound

[fading bronze]

I thought Taihou dyed her hair blue for half a second when I first saw her

[vivid tapir]

Fr I like the st louis skin

But I really want DIDO

But I REALLY want gems

But I really want to not waste my money

But I really want MOTHER FUCKING SKINSSSS

[maiden saddle]

do some RNG

[errant depot]

i want azuma l2d to return

[jade quiver]

Le Malin is top 5 in speed and FP for destroyers and 10th in evasion

[red thicket]

The biloxi skin is bootiful

[jade quiver]

according to wiki

[vivid tapir]

What stages give gems again

[fading bronze]

All of them

[vivid tapir]

Wait wot

How many?

[jade quiver]

u have to 3 star

[errant depot]

le malin is tied for fastest with her sister

[jade quiver]

yea

[vivid tapir]

Ik I have to 3 star

but how many

[fading bronze]

50 for the first three, 100 for the last

[vivid tapir]

250 GEMS OH EM GEEEE

[red thicket]

Don't tempt me to simp a Loli

[errant depot]

she is speed

[jade quiver]

Ima simp her

[vivid tapir]

Ima simp you

[jade quiver]

[maiden saddle]

[fading bronze]

insert Cars reference here

[red thicket]

I nearly lost all of mah money because of Saitajean

[jade quiver]

why does it say theres an SP mission for event?

is there?

[fading bronze]

Yes

[jade quiver]

what

[vivid tapir]

Either I continue grinding D2 or I do W11 and W12

[jade quiver]

where?

[fading bronze]

[vocal tangle]

Here

[red thicket]

D2 for that annoying gun

[jade quiver]

oh wtf i thought that was hard for a moment

[errant depot]

A/B normal C/D hard SP/EX EX

[vocal tangle]

smh

[fading bronze]

I forgot about SP as well to be honest

[jade quiver]

i only asked cause 2 cubes for completing

in missions

[errant depot]

i have not moved from D2

[red thicket]

because D2 is all we need

[fading bronze]

There went 2.4k points for three days missed

[vivid tapir]

How long is the St Louis skin and dido skin on for?

[fading bronze]

3 weeks

[jade quiver]

St louis skin is tooo..... much

[vivid tapir]

brb asking for cash from mom

[jade quiver]

o-0

[rough shadow]

[vivid tapir]

Imagine practically earning short off of 1,000,000 a year yet you need to ask your mom for cash

[red thicket]

1,000,000 what?

[jade quiver]

why cash? it's digital

[vivid tapir]

GBP

[fading bronze]

1,000,000 Great Big Pen-

[jade quiver]

XD

[vivid tapir]

OWO

[errant depot]

if income<expenses you are in deep poo

[devout rain]

time to build ma swift sure

[vivid tapir]

Income > expenses from next month

[red thicket]

u rich af

[vivid tapir]

If I had known I could be making this much for putting effort in, oh boy I would have started ages ago

[fading bronze]

I feel my coffweyuh wearing off

[devout rain]

YO

WE NEED A COFFEE BAG STAT!

[jade quiver]

?

[devout rain]

HRURRY THF UP

aki is running out of coffee

[vivid tapir]

Damn I didn't even go to uni or focus much in school and college

[fading bronze]

Time to die and resuscitate in 2 and a half ours

[maiden saddle]

coffee works?

[devout rain]

also @jade quiver

i read the novelle

[fading bronze]

yes ours

[jade quiver]

:o

[devout rain]

the fight against the sakura stick

[fading bronze]

brain functionality

[devout rain]

jesus

so tense

[jade quiver]

XD

[devout rain]

he even won with lag!

A

SOMEONE

[jade quiver]

UmU

[devout rain]

GET COFFEE BAG

[vivid tapir]

No

[devout rain]

RESUSCITATE AKI.

[vivid tapir]

I refuse to give anything to others

[devout rain]

FUCK IT ILL GET IT MYSELF

[vivid tapir]

We all know that if you give someone something, you expect something back

[jade quiver]

Gets Coffee Bag

[devout rain]

listen to me aki

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

u will be fine

[vivid tapir]

You wont be fine

[devout rain]

2 types of people

[vivid tapir]

[maiden saddle]

We all know that if you give someone something, you expect something back
i don't

[vivid tapir]

Well, Not when you are INTENDING to give it to them without stuff back

[jade quiver]

When you try to edit a message you sent but everyone keeps sending messages so you keep clicking their messages

[vivid tapir]

I mean money wise etc

[fading bronze]

give back huh

[devout rain]

was that a blow to CaL

[vivid tapir]

''Hey can I BORROW 20 bucks?''

''Sure, just give it to me whenever''

Yup

[devout rain]

feelsbad man ufff

[maiden saddle]

no i'm not giving people money

had bad experiences with that

[vivid tapir]

Those 60 bucks would SUREEE BE A FUCKING NICE THING RIGHT NOW

[fading bronze]

YES, I RECEIVE COMPENSATION FOR HELPING OUT T-S AYAYAYAYA

[devout rain]

aHSDHJGF

[vivid tapir]

@crystal goblet

[devout rain]

FUCK

WHAT COFFEE TYPE IS AKI

[red thicket]

The Mr Beast of Sandy General

[devout rain]

COLUMBIAN ROAST??

[vivid tapir]

Lul

[fading bronze]

COFWE

[rough shadow]

Mr Beast?

[vivid tapir]

Damn never thought of it like that @red thicket

YOU RIGHTTT

[devout rain]

WE GOTCHU BRUDDHA

[vivid tapir]

Does it make it better that I never got a degree?

[jade quiver]

Just give aki some death wish coffee

[fading bronze]

I WANT IMMO COFWEHYU

[devout rain]

@maiden fossil FUCKING GIVE ME UR COFFEE

[red thicket]

@rough shadow a youtuber that loves to spend money

[devout rain]

I GOTCHU

DRINK THE FUCK UP BRUDDDHA

[fading bronze]

11 minutes until I finally reach 12/96

[devout rain]

phew

aki should be fine for an hour

[fading bronze]

Then I die from overexhaustion and lack of sleep

[devout rain]

exactly

thats the way to go

lmao

[red thicket]

there is not rest from the grind

[devout rain]

go to heaven while sleeping

or hell

i will go to hell

definitely

[red thicket]

mah heaven is in Jean's thighs

[fading bronze]

What grind
All I know is ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT

[red thicket]

or Gangut's thighs

[devout rain]

yo

no

bad

you choose 1

:C

you cant have 2 heavens >:C

my heaven is sovetskayas borscht

[crystal goblet]

@vivid tapir

[vivid tapir]

I'm hungry

[maiden saddle]

holy shit

[vivid tapir]

I want my pay

[red thicket]

just eat some baguette then

it worked for me

[maiden saddle]

"dido skin is bad because chibi version don't have wings"

[vivid tapir]

I feel hurt

I thought women had rights

Guess not

[maiden saddle]

that's so fucking stupid holy shit

[vivid tapir]

[maiden saddle]

who the fuck buys skins for their chibi version

[fading bronze]

It’s always Vei though

[vivid tapir]

^

Arrogant cunts who are entitled as fuck

[devout rain]

petition to make ari mamma rossiya

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

petition passed.

[vivid tapir]

NO

WDYM

[red thicket]

because ppl loves lolis

[vivid tapir]

I HAVE RIGHTS

[devout rain]

yes

[vivid tapir]

!!!!

[devout rain]

sovetskaya is best girl wym ari

become mamma sovetskaya

[vivid tapir]

You have two options

Don't force me to do something I don't want to do

or fuck up your life

Which will it be

[devout rain]

cant fuck up a life if u dont have any

[maiden saddle]

hell the point of the skin is not the fucking chibi

[rough shadow]

@rough shadow a youtuber that loves to spend money
@red thicket what

?

[vivid tapir]

one*

[fading bronze]

I’m already doing #2, so let’s go with that

[vivid tapir]

Not any

[jade quiver]

WHATTTTT

[devout rain]

besides im not forcing

[maiden saddle]

what the fuck is he saying in "it's false advertising"

[vivid tapir]

YES YOU ARE

WDYM

[devout rain]

WHAT

[vivid tapir]

@barren jay

[devout rain]

I AM JUST

[vivid tapir]

Help

[devout rain]

suggesting

[vivid tapir]

I'm being harassed and bullied

[red thicket]

🏃‍♀️

[devout rain]

me and compiler are coffee lovers ari

nothing will bring us apart

[vivid tapir]

And he likes me

Your point is

[devout rain]

☕

coffee triumphs over anything

and everything.

[crystal goblet]

[red thicket]

Wdym, baguette triumphs everythingalso vodka

[devout rain]

no u said it wrong

[jade quiver]

What De Faq, Someone Constructed Tosa Rn

[vivid tapir]

@crystal goblet I'm being bullied

send help

[devout rain]

vodka triumphs everything also baguette

[crystal goblet]

Hest

[red thicket]

tf

[crystal goblet]

shut

[devout rain]

how the fuck do you construct tosa

cal

whiteknight

[fading bronze]

That’s normal. Someone just didn’t claim after they built her earlier.

[crystal goblet]

why i gotta be white?

racist

[devout rain]

oh fair lmao

[vivid tapir]

hest is a racist

I hate racists

[crystal goblet]

Confirmed

[devout rain]

that humour is older than my great grandfather

[vivid tapir]

It's not like I've said the n word a COUPLE times and made racist jokes

[jade quiver]

Yo, ima just say, Laffey is best waifu Jean is second...

[vivid tapir]

Lets ignore that

Let's just say

Your wrong

[devout rain]

your opinion is invalid

[vivid tapir]

You aren't entitled to an opinion anymore

[crystal goblet]

you're*

[devout rain]

wh..

[vivid tapir]

.

[jade quiver]

rip ari

[devout rain]

no

LOL

[vivid tapir]

.

[crystal goblet]

ly ari

[vivid tapir]

.

🚪

[crystal goblet]

I have to, its just fun

[devout rain]

did this bitch just incorrectly correct me

[jade quiver]

rip CaL's Brain Cells

[red thicket]

[vivid tapir]

He was correcting me

You dumbfucked idiot

Learn to read

[devout rain]

hey

[crystal goblet]

[devout rain]

ill have u know that ur very mean >:C

[vivid tapir]

Couldn't care less

[red thicket]

[jade quiver]

Ive never been dumb fucked, as i am still a virgin

[vivid tapir]

I know I'm an asshole and will continue to be one.

[crystal goblet]

shes mean with a purpose

[devout rain]

[vivid tapir]

[rough shadow]

[devout rain]

asshole is the way to be :v

[jade quiver]

#hestlikesanal

[devout rain]

#itscannon

[jade quiver]

[devout rain]

come gimme dat booty

[jade quiver]

Im a dewd 0-0

[maiden saddle]

oh my fucking god

he's still going

[crystal goblet]

He dont't care

[vivid tapir]

No

You aren't getting my ass

You've already had enough of it

[devout rain]

dont matter if u have a bag over ur head

[red thicket]

[vivid tapir]

.

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

You made me spit out my food..

[devout rain]

arent u on the verge of getting banned

[jade quiver]

XD

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

That was some perfectly good salmon as well..

[devout rain]

LUL

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

aw im sorry

[vivid tapir]

No you aren;t

[maiden saddle]

which do you like better? raw salmon or cooked salmon?

[devout rain]

yeah thats true

[vivid tapir]

If you are sorry, get your fucking ass over here into the kitchen and cook me up a new batch of salmon

I like both

[red thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-popcornday-national-popcorn-day-gif-9265562

[devout rain]

ight bet

where u at

ill have u know i am a wicked chef

[vivid tapir]

Sucks to be you

I'm a better cook than you'll ever be

[devout rain]

yo ight

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

cook out

fight me

Ill mail u my homemade lasagna

[vivid tapir]

I hate lasagna..

Sorry, but I prefer to always go with a 5 course meal EVERY NIGHT for dinner

[devout rain]

ill mail u roasted dinner then

[jade quiver]

lasagna is meh idk i dont like it too much but i can eat it

[vivid tapir]

Cooked to perfection, nothing burnt or put in the wrong place

[devout rain]

5 mails

gotchu

LMAO

[vivid tapir]

I can make roast dinenr myself

[devout rain]

ari

[vivid tapir]

MAKE ME SOMETHING FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY

I WANT ASIAN FOOD

:c

[devout rain]

Sorry, but I prefer to always go with a 5 course meal EVERY NIGHT for dinner
@vivid tapir reminds me of the food critic from ratatouile

[maiden saddle]

nasi lemak

[jade quiver]

Fuck Ari wants some Wagyu Beef or some shit

[devout rain]

lmao say no more, turkey is in asia

[fading bronze]

I’ll destroy you both in cooking
I’ll have you know I can make the best top-quality carbonized dishes this side of the planet, especially my infamous charcoal dish.

[devout rain]

i can give u some baklava if anything

[jade quiver]

Turkey is native to US

[vivid tapir]

I prefer to buy expensive products

[devout rain]

wha-...

[vivid tapir]

I.E 200-300 pound fishes

Etc

[devout rain]

oh-

u mean the animal

[vivid tapir]

Uh huh

Ingredients have to be at the most expensive I can get them at

[jade quiver]

Ari proceeds to munch raw 100 pond fish

[vivid tapir]

Otherwise it'll taste like common people food

[devout rain]

[fading bronze]

Real cooks don’t need expensive ingredients

[vivid tapir]

I don't like common people food

[rough shadow]

better than a latino soap opera

[devout rain]

"common people"

[vivid tapir]

You ARE a common person

[fading bronze]

Modesty 100

[vivid tapir]

^

[devout rain]

lmao

[vivid tapir]

Aki is an exception in ANY stance

[fading bronze]

[jade quiver]

ILL BUY YOU THE MOST EXPENSIVE INGRIDEANTS I CAN AFFORD Buys some discount porkchops

[devout rain]

LMAO

[vivid tapir]

.

.

[fading bronze]

I’m as normal as can be whatchu mean

[vivid tapir]

If you were my husband and you had done that, I would have castrated you and filed a divorce within the morning

[jade quiver]

Aki needs Coffee

[devout rain]

aki needs coffee

ari is gonna be in jail one day.

[vivid tapir]

Why buy stuff for me when I can buy it myself anyway?

I don't need people to waste their money on me

Unless they owe me

[rough shadow]

proceeds to ask £20 to mama

[vivid tapir]

no

[jade quiver]

Why cook when you can jost go to a restaurant?

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/695366276666884208/715316634470055986/1515776417_1_esdeath.gif

because I hate people?

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-uhh-weird-strange-gif-10517455

[devout rain]

why go to a restaurant and waste money

[red thicket]

ah because going to a restaurant is annoying

[devout rain]

if u can lay on the ground and decompose

[jade quiver]

:l

[vivid tapir]

ah because going to a restaurant is annoying
exactly

[fading bronze]

Why cook when you can stick things over a Bunsen and call it day?

[vivid tapir]

Why cook when you can just eat a bull raw

[devout rain]

why eat a bull raw when u can just eat grass

[vivid tapir]

Spear fish a salmon and eat it raw

My dog eats grass

[fading bronze]

When eat grass when autocannabalism is a thing?

[jade quiver]

Why Breath When You Can Just Die

[vivid tapir]

I wonder what grass tastes like..

Give me a minute

[fading bronze]

It tastes like grass

[crystal goblet]

really grassy

[devout rain]

be sure its football field grass

wouldnt wanna get ur hands on common people grass

[jade quiver]

XD

[fading bronze]

I had grass growing out of my sink earlier

[crystal goblet]

take a chomp out of grass

ew

[fading bronze]

Is that special enough grass?

[devout rain]

yes

it is

[rough shadow]

how do you even do that

[crystal goblet]

chia pets

[devout rain]

toilet grass

[fading bronze]

I probably had a grass seed stuck on my hand or something idk

[rough shadow]

in-house flora

[fading bronze]

[crystal goblet]

i remember when i was little i was afraid of eating watermelon seeds and having a watermelon grow in me

not lying

[maiden saddle]

same

especially the black seeds

[devout rain]

how is that scary bro

[crystal goblet]

yus

[devout rain]

imagine pooping out a water melon

[jade quiver]

Eating random grass growing out of your sink makes me think youll get some Grisaia Forest disease

[devout rain]

you are water melon man

[fading bronze]

Now take watermelon and replace with human

[devout rain]

for the rest of ur life

[rough shadow]

imagine having multiple watermelons gowing in your stomach

getting fat fast

[devout rain]

and that in a nutshell is birth

just thru the wrong hole

[crystal goblet]

[fading bronze]

[devout rain]

just eat...

[crystal goblet]

Hest

[fading bronze]

children

[crystal goblet]

are you ok?

[jade quiver]

Just stop breathing

[devout rain]

eat 200 apple seeds

[crystal goblet]

cyanide poisoning

[fading bronze]

why eat cyanide when you can eat human seeds

[vivid tapir]

Grass

No

[jade quiver]

why eat cyanide when you can eat human seeds
@fading bronze

[fading bronze]

3am brain

Much think

12/96 has been reached

I got die now

[jade quiver]

If i plant this "Human Seed" Will it grow a Human Plant?

[fading bronze]

Goodmorning Islep

[rough shadow]

I am getting h mc vibe here

[maiden saddle]

[vivid tapir]

[jade quiver]

No

[maiden saddle]

[red thicket]

[maiden saddle]

i saw that

[jade quiver]

You are raising a singular Sperm

all the others died inside you

:D

#BestBattleRoyale

[vivid tapir]

👀

[maiden saddle]

holy shit i can't thank discord enough

[vivid tapir]

I will speak to my belly tonight and tell IT that you said that

[maiden saddle]

for actually giving me a free month of nitro

[vivid tapir]

I hope it grows to hate you laffey

[jade quiver]

[crystal goblet]

Rescheduling an appointment is the most embarrassing/guilty feeling i can get

[jade quiver]

KK ima go for a bit, ima eat a BFast Borruto

[crystal goblet]

leave

[rough shadow]

Rescheduling an appointment is the most embarrassing/guilty feeling i can get

[red thicket]

[vivid tapir]

just got a print from the siren

[red thicket]

oh no since when zilf returned?

[maiden saddle]

a long time ago

[red thicket]

I didn't see him being active last month tho

[devout rain]

zil who

[red thicket]

zilf the baby maker

[devout rain]

hah.

[red thicket]

he likes to draw babies

[devout rain]

[vivid tapir]

I hate him

[maiden saddle]

i don't mind him

at least he isn't the ones that use general for complaining only

[jade quiver]

What tf

[red thicket]

indeed, but drawing too many babies is way too much

[jade quiver]

"Zilf the baby maker"....

what

[maiden saddle]

yeah he draws babies

not really the worst thing in general

[jade quiver]

i dont understand....

why?

[maiden saddle]

basically he draws baby versions of ships

[jade quiver]

:l

[maiden saddle]

oh and uhh

he doesn't only draw babies

[jade quiver]

._.

what else?

[red thicket]

sometimes it's cute, sometimes it's ugh

but he is a fun dude tbh

[maiden saddle]

the akashi baby is nice

[jade quiver]

is it like the lil versions of the ships?

[maiden saddle]

uhh

more like toddlers

[red thicket]

imagine your shipfus as babies

[jade quiver]

:l

[red thicket]

literal babies

[jade quiver]

human or anime?

[maiden saddle]

btuh

[jade quiver]

[maiden saddle]

must i post a zilf baby here

[crystal goblet]

no

[jade quiver]

XD

[maiden saddle]

yes

[jade quiver]

i like how

you just call them zilf babys

[vivid tapir]

Yay aniother print from boss

[red thicket]

D2?

[vivid tapir]

Yes

Got one from a siren just now and now got one from boss

[jade quiver]

Ahh Naruhodo

yea those babies are...

babies

i know now

[vivid tapir]

6-7% chance from the boss

2% from sirens

sirens always give one

boss gives 1-2

[red thicket]

i only got 1 every run

damn this luck of mine

[maiden saddle]

i wish i had that luck

[jade quiver]

What Print?

[crystal goblet]

im doing work

[jade quiver]

What Print?

[red thicket]

the dd one

[crystal goblet]

"2nd best destroyer gun in the game"

[jade quiver]

the one i dont know?

[red thicket]

one of the best dd guns in the game

[crystal goblet]

[jade quiver]

what would that be?

[red thicket]

it was in 1st place in peace, but everything change when the Russian dd gun attacked.

[jade quiver]

WHAT

ARE

THE

NAMES

[red thicket]

the Single 138.6mm (Mle 1929)

[jade quiver]

oh

i have like

2

[red thicket]

2 is good and all but having 5 is mandatory especially when you have too many dd's

[jade quiver]

:l

._.

[copper light]

[jade quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-ok-sure-onepunchman-saitama-gif-9728487

[red thicket]

[crystal goblet]

I hate the feeling of my teeth touching each other unconsciously

[maiden fossil]

[devout rain]

Someone scoop me up

[red thicket]

[devout rain]

Im melting

[jade quiver]

i hate the feeling of my lungs inflating unconsciously

[crystal goblet]

ill bring the scooper

[jade quiver]

Hest thats grate

[devout rain]

I melt exponentially faster

[cosmic onyx]

Diabets

That image has too much sugar

[devout rain]

So sweet

I got a new strain of diabets

[crystal goblet]

i hate the feeling of my tongue resting on the bottom of my mouth

[vivid tapir]

uwu ily all btw

[crystal goblet]

ilym

[red thicket]

[maiden fossil]

Love is for the weak

||Unless it's Aki||

[crystal goblet]

Guess im weak

[red thicket]

loving the baguette is weak?!

[vivid tapir]

But I love everyone here like a family :c

[maiden fossil]

[crystal goblet]

difference?

[vivid tapir]

Oof just from D2

[devout rain]

Azuma

Azuma

[jade quiver]

Sameeeeeeee

but im on the 1M

[red thicket]

ppl are farming for azuma and here I am still at Roon hell

[crystal goblet]

same

[copper light]

I started working on roon but went "Wow I don't like any of the other IB frontliners"

[vivid tapir]

@crystal goblet I'll be your azuma

[crystal goblet]

arent you already?

[vivid tapir]

no

[crystal goblet]

then be my azuma, pls

[jade quiver]

im using St.Louis

[red thicket]

why tho?

[jade quiver]

why not tho

her FP is top tier

:mikudab:

[red thicket]

FP is not everything in this game

[jade quiver]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[red thicket]

if you want light cruisers that has high FP then achilles and ajax retrofit is numba wan

[jade quiver]

o i just got sirius

1st time

[crystal goblet]

oh shoot i just realized next week is my last week of work

[jade quiver]

School work?

[crystal goblet]

mhm

[jade quiver]

dont call it work

:l

'-'

[red thicket]

[devout rain]

Currently working on nep nep

[jade quiver]

Not the real one tho

:l

[red thicket]

as in neptune from neptunia? or neptune the maid?

[jade quiver]

ahh Btw saint louis has more FP than Ajax and Achilles retro

like

60 more

And 2k more HP

[red thicket]

oh you're talking about the french one, i thought you were talking about St. Louis

[jade quiver]

PR Ship

Heavy Cruiser

[red thicket]

well I was confused because you used St. Louis instead of Saint Louis

my bad my bad

[jade quiver]

._.

Why would i go from talking about PR ships to St. Louis :l

[red thicket]

im using St.Louis
@jade quiver because of this

[jade quiver]

St. Means Saint, im just not going to type the whole thing ._.

Use Context

[red thicket]

if you do that then I will be confuse because there is a ship named St. Louis ( american) and the other one is Saint Louis. ( French)

so yeah

[maiden fossil]

Or, just call Saint Louis Sanrui

[crystal goblet]

i got used to it

[jade quiver]

Sanrui is wierd

[red thicket]

or yeah you could call her Sanrui

[maiden fossil]

[jade quiver]

it doesnt sit well with my mind

[crystal goblet]

I just go by
St. and
Saint

[jade quiver]

I wish i had a max Dock

._.

i have 12 slots open rn

[maiden fossil]

Time to whale for more slots

[jade quiver]

?

[crystal goblet]

or

buy gems

[jade quiver]

I cant

my supplier is in quarantine ;-;

[maiden fossil]

[red thicket]

[jade quiver]

I started off with >20 slots and im down to 12 ;-;

im scared

[>~<]

im getting on osu

I feel like a fucking idiot

there was a note in the center

and i acted like it was a spinner

._.

[copper light]

I could never really get into osu

too much focus on perfectionism

[jade quiver]

ive never really cared about accuracy tbh

i just try to do harder and harder songs

Fuck\

My computer is lagging and idk why

so

im running at ~300 FPS

so it might be my mouse

._.

[vivid tapir]

uwu

[jade quiver]

Gets 93% Acc Casually and my Acc doesnt rise

Gets 90.46% and accuracy casually rises

._.

logik

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

oh ur name still esdeath here

@vivid tapir POGGIES

i joined a fucking demonic sacrifice in the music VC

[rough shadow]

nice

[devout rain]

i had the reflex of responding with hello @rough shadow

just to remind u i said hello

[rough shadow]

[devout rain]

u didnt hear it tho

[rough shadow]

hello there

[devout rain]

but i said it

[rough shadow]

it's fine lol

it's okay I felt it

[devout rain]

aw

[rough shadow]

[devout rain]

this is a nice demonic ritual

[rough shadow]

yeah lol

was curious to hear this

sounds like some God of War OST stuff

[devout rain]

this sounds like a great song to play animal crossing with

[rough shadow]

loooooooool