#sandy-general
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can i pamper your head


Proceeds to be pregnant
.
laffey
What
Proceeds to be pregnant
@jade quiver HAAAH
Though some certain people can touch me

Like me
0-o
im not 44
Good thing I’m a 43 year old South African
YOU'RE MY DAD?
im not south american
I mean u do call me daddy
XD



I mean, u do call me daddy* you forgot a comma
arent we doing incest with you tho?
Ah thanks laffey
np
Laffey is a true bro
umu

you call hest daddy
Perhaps
but
earlier you said
shush
ok
that was earlier
ok
it is now
She might stab u
^

More than fucking stab you
put 4 bullet wounds in your chest?
Track down your house?
Didnt u hate guns
Why would you outside
brass knuckles put back into action
Bro this sounds like a combo deal made in heaven
I will happily go against my own morals
I get to die? Fuck yeah
ive broken my morals already

Ahhh luckily i live off the grid and have 30 VPNs with a FBI squad watching any actions that take place within a 100 mile radius :D
WHO GIVES A SHIT
I'm not edgy
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I'm FUCKING ADORABLE
HEst
is it?
Ur fine
ahh
Keep vibing
ive always typed Danm
Oh man, feels bad, hope i helped u brother
Thank you
No worries man
you really did me a favor there
We out here
We out here vibing
bromance has been established
Yeah
Time to go put a bullet in my own chest
NOT THAT VIBE
Just..

umu

Just sit down
It's easy and stressfree
read a book
Want to know my definition of vibing?
or do something else
Im reading a book about being reincarnated as a stick myself
Somethign else huh
umu
No
A) Hooking up huge ass speakers and blasting music to the whole neighborhood and being obnoxious.
B) Hooking my drum kit up to the speakers and being a cunt.
That's my definition of vibing
Drum huh
Yh
While taking a little break from their demolition project, these construction workers put together a one-take skit where one of them busts through the dry wall with a bottle of drink, like the Kool-Aid guy.
Original Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE1XE6Thp9E
Subscrib...
THIS IS VIBING
RIGHT HERE
AHAHAHHAHA
it is a good book, i read Tensura like 3 years ago though, im reading a book where someone is literally reincarnated as a inanimate stick
"I Reincarnated As a Stick"
Theres a few epic fight scenes too
Are u hyoed for tensura s2?
I sure as hell am
the one where he clutches a fight against a twig with a critical hit really had me on the edge of my seat
Because now i want to actually read it
Good.
I wont be dissapointed
Following the life of a reincarnated stick
STICKS
Ari youre fun
So dicks?
No
Lick a Stick, Suck a Dick
Peg moment
idk why
Reincarnated as a stick
Reincarnated as a douche
I need to see some high action stick scenes
Help a younger male is asking me for videos
I FEEL INTIMIDATED
The worst part is, I actually feel intimidated
D:
Send them to me ill hold on to them
Most of the books i read are chinese btw Hest

umu
ching
Ahhh i like how im stalling another book im reading by reading my stick reincarnation book
:l

Welp
blleeeeeeh
@barren jay
YO SO LIKE
SINCE HE AINT IN THE SERVER
HOLD TYHE FUCK UP LMAO
WAIT HERE
UH OH
Ari



shshhhshh hest
Punishment if you do something to the kid

I HAVE FOUND A FUCKING LOOPHOLE AHAHAHA
Punishment if you do something to the kid.
you gotta let her do this


@barren jay is this real?
0-o


Aight well, Ima waddle out like a certain Russian Cultist once said
Its a kid.
So?
Leave it.
Its a kid who wont shut up Hest
Bc its a waste of energy
Block hin omegalol



im go shower

B l o c k h i m
Look at my status @crystal goblet
oh
But guess not on tgis server


now you are
@clever ocean !!!
Hai son
Central or east?
im just here
Bloody Ohio
:l
Not bad, but a lot of places are better
The only bloody state i remember is kansas ._.
._.
see
Wait.... but... I don't have any friends...?
Same
3
Take it or leave it
oof
I thought you were that kid for a minute
and was gonna be like
shit
my fun was ruined
@clever ocean
LUL
holy shit
You still got milk on your chin
lol

I'm an 18 year old, living in his parents basement (literally atm) waiting for life to get its shit together so I can move off to college at OSU
Flashback Proceeds Due to Fly PTSD
pffft
osu! gamers rise up
Back in my day, I was payed 1$ for every fly i killed... Now it's all turned to shit and i have to kill them for free since theyre everywhere because of my brother's dog's horse shit piles
BWAH
that made me laugh
also, I ought to try that osu! game at somepoint, but i dunno
its not a game
It will take you a lifetime to get any decent at it, go for it.
its a life style
welcome to oss
I remember when my brother picked me up slammed me on the wooden frame of the bed breaking it when we were wrestling

its fun
You still got milk on your chin
@stark estuary
WAIT
I DIDN"T SWALLOW?!?
FUCK
I THOUGHT I DID
????
@devout rain


I'm an 18 year old, living in his parents basement (literally atm) waiting for life to get its shit together so I can move off to college at OSU
@clever ocean
Damn
Step number 1: Anytime someone asks you how good you are at osu, Say that you suck at it no matter your rank
Step number 2: Strain your wrist and fingers a few times while playing
I think thats it?@clever ocean
I'm a 27 year old who's temporarily moved in with her family because her 2.7 million house isn't built yet.
Step number 1: Anytime someone asks you how good you are at osu, Say that you suck at it no matter your rank
Step number 2: Strain your wrist and fingers a few times while playing
I think thats it?@clever ocean
@jade quiver I'll keep that in mind xD
Also, oof Ari
That sounds like it sucks
Though at least you got a place
Here Come Ari's Sarcastic Responses
i am happy with my dirt house
did you write that just to make me wrong ari?
@crystal goblet You play minecraft too?
XD

Oh I always play MC
@clever ocean I don't see you playing it ._.
im doing work
heh
ahhh i know that feeling
cya
omfg
Until the very next day


I wonder why uwu
hec
it’s not like he just asked me something special
No ideaaa 

BAKA
whistle whistle whistleeee
omfg


did you look it up...?
No
oof
Why the hell
Tell me you love me hest :c


tellll meeeeee

HNNNGHHHH

Lmao
motherfu-

Yeah fair enough
Vibe still rmbroken
Dont k ow what youre talking about 
Damn hest gotta be tucking me into bed

He is the bed
IMMOS COUCH

HEC
i dunno.
What about Immo's couch 

Lol
Lucky him
Indeed.
Uwu

Whats going on here

Maybe we should call over a lifeguard?
You know anyone licensed to counter something that's an equivalent of a living aphrodisiac?
I love how a compiler is just watching this chat
but orange
I grew up here lol
@devout rain Maybe I should stay here instead of dms
I’m special me and compiler used to date

I know you did compiler lol i recognize your nake
Does that make me royalty?
Oi
🤔
Time for me to slide on out now
Also, Ari, royalty for you isn't something you need to acquire.
Hard to acquire something you came with
Nao


Yee
Dont make get the entire us navy history book to bonk someone
We already have a queen here though 
Aki is our queen
And if queen doesn't work? There's... Duchess, Empress, Princess, Goddess...
Ah I see
Yo narnia was good
Yea
It was indeed
I'm the mainly just the queen of torturing gph though 
Lol
@devout rain
:3

Gnight
Enjoy your free trial of expiration 
I opened the meme channel and first thing that was there for me was an ajax foot meme
did anyone else here get this?
Nope
i DM'd discord on twitter about the validity of this and i'm awaiting a response
but so far i'm the only one that got that
asked other people about this and they said they never got that
opening discord through webapp shows it too
Ive never seen it before so be cautious
Huh I dunno then
I'd say its legit, especially if its showing up on the web browser and app
still a bit skeptical
it's not showing up on my phone
and so far i'm the only one that got this
i don't know if anyone else got this
my parents ain't letting me claim it because it wants me to enter credit card info
Never see that one before
so i have 2 unused boosts

It's happening bois
Massachusetts is getting hotter

Can't remember who I was talking with about the choco girls and their skins but here we go

aaaa so close
Oh god another loli
I wonder how much ship that already got into a loli version
yes
I need to change it to Formidable again
:/

Why?
why what
Change your pfp to formi
hmm maintenance maybe we will get x3 core drop 😄
need patch notes
need more

AL meta make every ship a girl 
Imagine leveling Kent to 120 and then scraping her only to see her suffering 
How Mutsuki Will look if she has a version much lolier than Now?

how did you get 40 fucking prints
He is lucky
compared to how much I grinded it's not enough
no
defo no lucky
the opposite
this includes daily clear of A-D
and SP
How did you guys manage to spend that amount of oil? Omg
Im still at 27k

How is he get stuck in there?
The grind never ends
I got one 
hammann party skin 
I wish i can play without crashing
I did sleep at 6pm then woke up at 10pm then went back to sleep and woke up at 2am and went back again to sleep to only wake up at 5am
Thats some weird sleep 
Damm...
Wanna know what my alarm is
Neighbours?
Kizuna AI screaming
Really
Fucking
Loudly
Without context it sounds like a baby is crying

I didnt even notice till my dad started asking
4 hrs of sleep
@devout rain

Why do you have a crying baby in your room
dont get coranad
Im talking with classmates
Im still at my bed
Its 7am
12 pm here
Fuck your classmates
just do it if they hot and females
Thats a good point
Im disgusting? 
Thats another good point

In a arc
Lmao
Ur name noah?
Fuck off
Lul
@devout rain I’ll message once in car aaaa
Don’t fucking fall asleep
Or I’ll be mad
got one more print
i haven't got a double drop until now
the game hates me
keeps giving me the shit twin 127


Smth like that
Sasuga Sandy-sama 
All is as it should be.
Someone was having a seizure in the store earlier and my little brother started laughing
I thought I was fucked up but I guess not..
he deserved
You can do it too
Just commit isekai. Truck-kun handles poor behavior.
Birb-on-birb crime
LUL
Ba-dum-tsss
take my upvote and leave


I hear master's guild being shouted out again 


i think this guy is ready for hammanns party skin...

im Joel



Lewd

Immo's salt is even propagating to his secretary 
that is a perfect representation of him

TBH, i was gonna set Monty as my secretary until I get another print
Gonna let this boss battle play out, then... Might be 76th fight, or, we might finally reset it 
I can't count much higher anyway
Good luck 


76 runs since my last print 🙂

People: Waiting christmas for their gifts and free food.
Me: Waiting christmas for that Seattle skin and free food 
I need that skin in my life


Addiction and commitment are two different things


im joel
You're late
He's old enough




No context is best context.
This is revealing
New Massa skin looks 
Aki 

what ever youre reading Aki seems to be accurate
It's a text for my English Advanced class
My teachers are probably on crack 
Aki
No idea how to boost guild levels
He probably knows me
What do you think of massamassa
I have no idea how to guild
Massa is good vs heavy armour


Wha-

That time when the timer goes 1:40 but no Wash barrage





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