#sandy-general
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im american....
so am i
I am as well
im a yankee
who calls themselves yankees 😓
me
:l

._.
yankees are people from the northern US
mhm mhm
tipping?
Its normal here, unfortunately
like money
no your just adding more to their paycheck
Waitresses don't get real pay here
wth
We get it America is shit
2$ minimum wage for servers lol
thats why im getting out
WHAT
the rest all comes from tips
because if a server waits our table for a full hour they're getting paid literally 2 dollars if we don't tip
i remember when we waited an hour and 30 for our food and my mom had a fit with the waitress

And if you don't tip here you're seen as a horrible person
yeah thats over here
Here its unneccesary to tip
because your server is literally being paid dirt if you don't
god
Anyway
Thats how it should be
Waitresses make enough to live off on it
im definitely getting out of this place
Netherlands is nice
Everyone cycles here
Traffic rules be nice
Culture is much like america... But less radical.
I've heard that god made the world, but the dutch made the netherlands
I mean
We won back land by pushing out the sea
And
We created an entire province
(aka a state)
There ysed to be a big ass sea
We threw sand on it
And now ppl live on it
And stuff
bye bye sea
We are modern atlantis
you know the thing with America is that theres so much culture that all of it is starting to be diluted as generation and generation goes on
im lay down
If ur getting out of america
U better learn a foreign language
How many languages u kno
everyone in europe us bilingual
2 
English and Spanish
O
rn learning Japanese
spain is dirt cheap lol
O.
rn learning Japanese
@crystal goblet rn learning Japanese
https://tenor.com/view/papafranku-cool-gif-5731294
yeah i just wanna buy shit and leave
too crowded
bed comfy
American is nice around Colorado
weed
I commonly joke around that the reason why all the weirdos live in Florida is because Florida’s shaped kinda like a funnel, so when ever other states kick out the weird people, they get funneled into Florida.

It wouldn’t surprise me if I was right either

im playing with my 🍆
Yup

I’m calling it now, whenever Pizza Time rerun happens, it’s going to feature Vittorio and Roma.

bored
joke
make you laugh 
ple
Did you hear about the guy who lost both his left arm and left leg?
pls*
Don’t worry, he’s alright now

(Read it out loud, if you haven’t caught the joke)
A guy walks into a bar and slaps a slab of pavement onto the counter, and says to the bartender “A beer please, and one for the road”
how long did it take you to google that one
jk
you did youre best, im at least smiling


Me


What, you wanted a joke did you not?
thats my line
it is not russian bias, just balans comrade 
hello
Tanaka

Hidden in the en server
Welcone to the russian cult
Actually
Might open a guild
Labelled
Russianship cultists
Yes
staying in Yorkshire tea
im already in yorkshire tea, where’s my british bias
Yorkshire Tea



I honestly don’t have any sort of nation bias, I more-so have a play style bias
im just here
Like for example, I prefer constant DPS over things like Torps.
That ends up being things like USS ships, French and Italian ships, and Chinese DDs.
Ahum
As well as HMS ships

It exists
whaaat

no idea what ur talking abouttt
im staying in YT because the guild level
Aki! ❤️
I froze to death
You did a bad job of dying, just saying...
You know what, fine I’ll join Yorkshire Tea, since all of you seem to be a part of it and won’t stop talking about.
Well, as long as you have a slot

Eh, that's normal. I've tried many times.
Feelsbadman
Can I get the guild ID then please?
Aki cant die bc aki is wisdom itself
201338212
Sorry Hest, the only Russian ship I have is Avrora
NoHeNtAi LiNkS
Avrora is a good Ruski to have
What hentai links

Worthless pieces of conrades
Don’t you mean nuke codes
It's the guild ID 

Dissapointed
Those aren't the nuke codes, those are ||56342||


Not true comrades.
I sent a reference in my application, and I already know no one will get what it’s referencing
😂
❤️
I’m not sure what the heart means
It means Immo has blood

im booored

But I'm hungry 
In case anyone was wondering, me sending the word “Swordfish” as a password is a reference to the Marx Brothers.
I keep telling you, I have no blood
Actually, that's a lie... I do have some blood in my alcohol system

Wowie 
Just pray that I don't start typing drunk stories of shit 😂
Drunk Immo stories sound fascinating though
So like me?
dRunks stories FUNNN
Rare Steak is fun as well
Nice and spicyyy
Hot on my tongue
And in my mouth

Wait that just sounds liek pp
SHEEET
yes
Wish i had a catspray emoji


No... Really, Aki... Drunk stories from me means you all get to hear about some serious shit 😂
Thanks
Immo I'm gonna have to start sucking something else if you have no blood 
@vivid tapir
wet
So stories on how your ex left you?
U better 
Worse...
What the fuck can be worse than that
The recent ex on how she left me is soft core as fuck compared to other things 😂
Stories about how he lost one pair of socks
You fucked a couch?
stories how you hit your head
Nahh, the one about stepping on a lego
TELL US
:c

TELL US
Such things as accidently transferring me- 
Instead of stepping on lego, I usually manage to head through a window and cut myself
🌮
ARI CMERE AND PUT ME TO SLEEP

HEY THATS ME
I GO THROUGH GLASS AND CUT MYSELF.
NO ME!
Yes
ANOTHER GIRL HUH
Me and glass
hello


@crystal goblet Bedroom, now
HECC WAIT CHOKING ON FOOD HALP

Imagine dying
LEAVE THE CHOKING TILL LATER


Are you Northern Territory or something? 
Northern parliament what
I'm Fake Wales but I haven't been out to a beach in a while 
At least you're in the better part of Aus then 😂
Our Premier has no spine though.
I like having depression and when you go to your so called ''friends'' for help, they just tell you to fuck off and call your worthless


KGV having only one skin is a travesty
its fine Ari, things will get better
KGV not having her event re-run is a travesty 

Fix depression with alcohol, it's worked for me for years
ouch my coins
Sanya, that's time out of doing D2, WTF you doing 

guildie just got a prize
fuck coleslaw
all my friends hate coleslaw


Hayaa
Good smh
@vivid tapir i did

good thing a tea mug can double as a weapon
@hollow cairn
Brass knuckles exist and knives
lowlife
.

by being a lowlife?
.
You're treading a thin line

cursed
Delete

Its Hood
im out of cubes

Feels like everyone in the guild is gonna have JB apart from me
At least I got a load of
and 
im not pushing build really. I need one ship from build and I have em all
anyways imma get brownies
I'm down about 200 cubes so, kinda said fuck it for this event, time to save for Richy and Belfrance
what
France 2: Baguette Boogaloo is coming in a like 3 weeks so 
ah
is it a rerun or a new event? I havent been paying too much attention. had other stuff
71 run without a blueprint 
Yeah, France 2 looks pretty cool as well:
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/Skybound_Oratorio
For the duration of the event, the furniture set "鸢尾印象" will be available in the dorm shop.
oh new event sweet. Imma save then too
probably do my daily builds
but no more
havent been doin more than 3 anyways I only need one ship anyways
still you have childrens to take care of
a child that isn't born yet*
Hesti knows
and he'
s
fine with it

I still care for my family here
uwu
your making me confused
@devout rain 
Lol



corona kill me
Its cornetto virus
I don't want to live
I already tried to kill myself couple times ;-;
Whelp, that's shit
failed
Sucks to be you dude
Edge..
I've tried to kill myself on numerous occasions and am still in therapy for it

But I haven't done anything in a while
SO WE GOOD
<o/
Im 15
Hello 15
I'm 27
@vivid tapir
How r u
Hello 27
Hi yes that's me
I am 421
42069
I’m 620

No shit sherlock
im 17
I don't take care of myself
k bye bye
k

How the hell
k
Can h sleep 14 hrs a day

k
k
Wth
Ari get in the bed now
welp
Talk about a timeskip
time to post more hentai
Ill tire you out
Ari get in the bed now 
Okay 😍


lol
@crystal goblet you want any hentai images?
aright M8
@devout rain
Should I sleep more
I probably should
but then gain
No
I don't want to
How many hrs a day u get
I can always sleep in the day
WHILE WAITING
FOR U
TO
FUCKING
COME ONLINE
AND FUCKING CHAT TO ME

73rd run with no print 😡
A normal human being should get between 7 to 8 hrs of sleep
Im not a normal human
My body is abnormal says the doctors
idk who im i
nit really
Weird
Yes it is
is it?
Then id say get 14 hrs of sleep
Oversleeping all the time can give you a higher chance of having a stroke, heartattack, and cancer

Yep

I should say way worst words to myself :D
Just sleep till u naturally wake up really
exactly
Russian battleships don't exist
Leave.
oof
I will

i just ate
bed looks extremely comfty rn

@devout rain no actually I will leave this server
Dude.
@quaint shadow Usage of those kinds of words aren’t allowed c: Even in the server chats.
oof
for now...
:DogeKek:
what is vibing
.
i wonder what im vibing
tbh Orange looks like its sniping to the words
shush

Do nit question the compiler
I wonder what orange im talking about...
Oh no I sent him what you sent
Why the fuck should you get to say it when i'm on the verge of being kicked out of this chat for saying it
¯_(ツ)_/¯

were all just having fun
I mean I'm not wrong either
The funny thing is
We're*
I would’ve seen it anyway
^
were
now Im questioning more of myself
Cause it was at the middle of my chat when I jumped in and I was heading here anyway
@devout rain I Instantly thought of you...
LMAO
k cya
So, let this be a nice little verbal for the entirety of sandy general. You guys are exempt from some blanket rules, like trophies and needing to be on topic, but major server rules do still apply here.

We kno
Fuck
im reta
OH?
reta
Oh 
Cease.
D:

AHAHAH
Ari problem child
I know. Just don’t backseat.
Be quiet 
retarus
.
pat pat
BNRUH DELETE THIS KID
HE'S LITERALLY BYPASSING
AND I GET INTO SHIT WHEN I DO IT
WDYM

@quaint shadow Last time imma ask. Poking me isn’t going to end well.
@vivid tapir 
just enjoying tea
Shyny.
Fuck this
This is a fun moment
Just gonna go and cry in the shower
noooooo
@barren jay tbh I can just leave the server problem solved

Shyny, we about to have a fallout here.
Good shit compiler

☕
I’m about to make a thing of Death Wish coffee.
Gonna stay up all night

Hot tea sucks the most.
i drink water


Time to go cry in the shower
//uncry
cya
The smug face killed me XD
@devout rain it’s the highest caffeine coffee on the market
Ooooo
Time to just
Now if i drink that
I will become the flash
Seppuku
Wtf is this conversation
Comitting yomi yori > seppuku
Meow
@vivid tapir
thunder noises

I'm not allowed near knives or swords anymore
Apparently I can't be trusted to not accidently cut myself

Get a dagger, Problem Solved :D
XD Fail
Yo that kid left
dude discord dont register my emotes
Brass knuckles wont cut anyone but they will break teeth
really?
Yh he left
Sniper person?

Haha, Guns don't cut you! They just pierce a hole all the way through you or partially through you and leave shrapnel inside your body!
bruh

Guns hate you
I wished I could have killed my own dad by shooting him with a gun
Guess not
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Glad he died of a heart attack tho


welp too bad you live in EU
Yeah thats the mood i went for

oh
she can do that
Most likely would be arrested

Or it wouldn't get far
she has the power
lol
I can't stop laughing
Washoooooo~
Im smirking
cause of what hest said
I can walk into a nuclear, Ballistic Missile Submarine and Nuke my own Country
i probably wont get far tho
¯_(ツ)_/¯
"ima waddle out"

XD
XD

i forgot, Isnt Cal american too? XD
i think my brother just fell down the stairs
yes
HMPH
HUH?

OOOOOOOOOOH
Everyone broke my vibe
Lmao
Stfu and go to dms rq


:l

Can i join you
How many times have you committed sepoku already?

ahh
All 9 my sister took the sword away
nice
I dont doubt it
Time to watch anime to regain my vibe
waddles out
im here
hmm
You go what 
commit seppuku 10
Thats what i thought
LEMME RECREATE THAT ROOF JUMP I DID
XD
YO IT BOUTTA BE SICK
NOOOOOO
THIS TIME I WON'T MISS THE POOL 
ARI

Your head cant take it anymore
I wonder if I'll miss the pool and hit the concrete again tbh


NOOOO
Hest proceeds to sip on some hot tea
Albacore u can vibe in my stead
YO BRB ACTUALLY
My vibe got broken
WE JUMPIN BITCHESSSS
@vivid tapir srsly tho dont
or i will spam ping you
i know u dont like that
ahh shes gone
Oh no I'm still here
waiting for hest to asnwer me
What
He answered
I would have done it..

See
Noooo
Im going to rest my head im tired
sigh

I remember when i got hit by a dune buggy
sand in my pants hurt more than the buggy
:l
oooooh
thats absolutely
But I shouldn't
useless
NOT TO ME



























