sandy-general

[jade quiver]

Hest

[devout rain]

I was going to sleep anyway tho.

[clever ocean]

oof

[vivid tapir]

.

FUCKING CUNT

[jade quiver]

take one for the team

[devout rain]

Now i just wanna stay up to spit you

[jade quiver]

sleep

[vivid tapir]

MOTHER FUCKER

[devout rain]

Spite*

[vivid tapir]

:c

Yo so like

[devout rain]

But i wont

[vivid tapir]

I don't care about my body healthanyway

[devout rain]

Tomorrow is inportant day

[vivid tapir]

so it's a win win for me

[jade quiver]

Sleap now

[vivid tapir]

:)

[jade quiver]

Sleep

Slaep

[vivid tapir]

Go sleep

[crystal goblet]

NO

[devout rain]

Sleap

[vivid tapir]

sleap

[devout rain]

SLEAP

[vivid tapir]

SLEAP

[jade quiver]

SLoarp

[vivid tapir]

slurp

[crystal goblet]

Slump

[devout rain]

HAHA HE SAID SLEAP

[jade quiver]

Slip

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

Slurp me

[jade quiver]

Yes

[vivid tapir]

he

[compact stratus]

[vivid tapir]

HE

HE

HE

OKAY

I SEE HOW IT IS

[fading bronze]

Huh.

[crystal goblet]

YOU

[vivid tapir]

[fading bronze]

Slurp CL...

[jade quiver]

Oh No

[fading bronze]

I'd do that, given there's a big enough blender to fit him in first.

[jade quiver]

Just buy the "Worlds Largest Blender"

[vivid tapir]

Jsut buy me

[fading bronze]

He wouldn't taste as nice as Immo though.

[vivid tapir]

Immo would taste divine

[clever ocean]

oof

I go away for about a minute, and miss a SHIT

[devout rain]

vibe

[fading bronze]

You ain't having any of my Immo

[jade quiver]

[clever ocean]

Sits in corner, eating popcorn

[jade quiver]

Aki has a Vore Fetish @maiden fossil RUN!

[devout rain]

Maube he likes it

Ok sleep

Bai

[jade quiver]

Bai

Yishan

or was it Bai Yushan?

[vivid tapir]

I like a lot of thingss

Espeically alcohol

[jade quiver]

Ari

[crystal goblet]

but not nooooow

[jade quiver]

Stop drinking

and go to fucking sleep

[fading bronze]

Vore fetish

[jade quiver]

It's unhealthy

[fading bronze]

I just like drinking his blood for sustenance

It's nothing unusual

[jade quiver]

:l

[clever ocean]

Not just Alcohol, Ari~

[vivid tapir]

daUYIDIWA

HAHAHAHAH

AAHAHHAHAHAH

[clever ocean]

^~^

[vivid tapir]

@clever ocean Holy shit I love you for that

[clever ocean]

I have my moments ^^

[crystal goblet]

Ari is a pervert sorry

[jade quiver]

Ari is Ari

[clever ocean]

eh, I know a lot of people who are

including myself

[vivid tapir]

I'm just me

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-uhh-weird-strange-gif-10517455

[clever ocean]

That's who you're supposed to be, Ari ^^

[vivid tapir]

and 6 other people in one

[crystal goblet]

and sometimes she escapes her leash

[vivid tapir]

PERSONALITIES DOSORODERS FUNNY

[clever ocean]

ahhh

yea ^^

s'all good for me

[fading bronze]

This channel is just a pervert fest at the moment, really...

[clever ocean]

are there any complaints?

[crystal goblet]

im not horny, im committed

[fading bronze]

I don't know why I'm still here

[clever ocean]

lol

This server should be named Ari's Family or Brothel or somethin'

i dunno

[fading bronze]

Could be dedicating my time to tech-support or bug-reports instead

[crystal goblet]

im the dog of the family

[clever ocean]

oof

[vivid tapir]

lol

[clever ocean]

I have no role

[clever ocean]

Fair is fair

only 11:41 pm for me

[crystal goblet]

shes a day ahead of me

[clever ocean]

same

still 23

[crystal goblet]

smae

smae

fuck

same

[fading bronze]

[clever ocean]

heh

[fading bronze]

Ya'll 🐌

[crystal goblet]

i just hurt Akis brain cells

yes

[clever ocean]

oof

also, I think Ari yeeted

[crystal goblet]

no

[fading bronze]

My brain cells have developed an immunity to bad grammatical and spelling mistakes.

[crystal goblet]

no she hasnt

[clever ocean]

nope, you're right

she's just quiet

for now

[crystal goblet]

No

[fading bronze]

IT'S ALMOST 2PM AND IMMO STILL HASN'T MADE ME FOOD

[clever ocean]

hmm?

[crystal goblet]

were never safe

[clever ocean]

eh, fair

[crystal goblet]

ill make you bread

uh

toast

[fading bronze]

I WANT HIS NUTRIENTS DAMMIT

[crystal goblet]

toast has carbs

[clever ocean]

cough

Protein

[crystal goblet]

I perfer meat for protein

[clever ocean]

I WANT HIS NUTRIENTS DAMMIT
@fading bronze PROTEIN

AHHHH

I perfer meat for protein
@crystal goblet WHY?!

[fading bronze]

Well, yes.

[clever ocean]

lol

[vivid tapir]

[fading bronze]

And some high amounts of iron as well.

[clever ocean]

ayeeeee

[crystal goblet]

yay

[clever ocean]

lol

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

Hest died

[clever ocean]

oof

[vivid tapir]

[clever ocean]

Oi, Ari, put that energy to something handy would ya?~

[vivid tapir]

PFTTT

[clever ocean]

sorry, i should leave

[vivid tapir]

Nop stay

[clever ocean]

oi

okie, til I get yeeted to bed

[crystal goblet]

[clever ocean]

or the movie im watching ends

[crystal goblet]

im watching Megamind

for the 11th time

[clever ocean]

Sonic

for the 2nd

[vivid tapir]

Crab ravee

[crystal goblet]

i like crab

with lemon and butter

[clever ocean]

Okie, gots to go

[crystal goblet]

bye

get rested

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

can you dance for me?

[vivid tapir]

depends

[crystal goblet]

depends?

[vivid tapir]

idk

[crystal goblet]

:c

[clever ocean]

yee

sleep is too good for me

[crystal goblet]

or maybe

youre too good for sleep

aaaaaaaaaaa

what do i do now

[vivid tapir]

Sleep

cause ima sleep soon

[crystal goblet]

i deserve a raise

jk

probably

i just got into bed

ill sleep when u do

[vivid tapir]

a bird flew into my window

poor bird

[crystal goblet]

it was their fault

im hungry

[vivid tapir]

Uwaaa

;-;

[crystal goblet]

EHH

?

What matter

[vivid tapir]

:c

[jade quiver]

Ari go to sleep

It's What 5AM?

[lilac linden]

Who needs sleep

[jade quiver]

Youre not helping

Ok im going to sleep

Cya

[rough shadow]

you guys still sleeping

damn time to farm bois

[hazy plinth]

^

[rough shadow]

no sleep

sleep is for the weaks

[hazy plinth]

ships dont feed themselves

[rough shadow]

D2 doesnt farm itself

[hazy plinth]

eh doing d3 for roon exp grind have 2 guns and it will be in the next event

[rough shadow]

I need 6 D:

I want 6+ actually just in case I had to use a full fleet with one

best would be 12

[vivid tapir]

:)

[rough shadow]

Ari still woke

[vivid tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-uhh-weird-strange-gif-10517455

[rough shadow]

Why I did not get paid yet

its been 9 days already

dammit

[vivid tapir]

I MIGHT sleep

If I can find my clothing

Cause I’ve been sweating and I hate sleeping in sweaty clothing

[late pewter]

Ari dear did you get any sleep?

[pearl fog]

TEA WTF

LMAO

[late pewter]

Lmao Gray know your place

[rough shadow]

btw has the yorkshire guild hab a discord

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

BELO SHES HITTING ME WITH A STICK

HELPPPP

[hazy plinth]

think ima just do that little event game thing and see how far i can go before i give up

[vivid tapir]

D:

@teahehaha#5528 nope

Cause I’m now being hit by a stick

:c

[late pewter]

its like what 6am there? and you have no sleep smh

[vivid tapir]

Ima sleep all day

Dw dw

[late pewter]

Oh lol I see

[vivid tapir]

NVL CAUEE MY MOM SAID SHES WAKINF ME YP AT MIDAY

GAY

[quartz flame]

wha

[vivid tapir]

[rough shadow]

young people do not sleep

they are full of energy lulz

[vivid tapir]

I sleep longer than average

My body is “abnormal” and “different” says the 16 doctors I’ve been to or so

Okay I slep

@rough shadow @late pewter gn

[rough shadow]

gn! rest well nee sama

[late pewter]

Lol goodnight dear

[maiden fossil]

Night

[fading bronze]

[hazy plinth]

floor 2000 should i stop or go for floor 13337

nm gave up 3150 meh

[maiden fossil]

[quaint shadow]

what did I missed

[rough shadow]

people going to sleep

[maiden fossil]

[quaint shadow]

cuz

I slept hella lot yesterday

[rough shadow]

sleeping is for the weak

be stronk

[quaint shadow]

woke up like 7 in the afternoon

[maiden fossil]

Yus

I need merit to buy albacore

[rough shadow]

grind pvp

ez

the only things I get from the merit are usually cubes, food t3 plates

[maiden fossil]

To lazy

[rough shadow]

and gold builn

sandy serbah woke

server reset in 15 mins

[maiden fossil]

Yus.

I can build again

[rough shadow]

time for more grind pvp dailys and more

exactly

need to drop my well shipps

[fading bronze]

Did someone say pvp

[rough shadow]

GM AKi!

[fading bronze]

Morning?

[rough shadow]

yup

[fading bronze]

Morning.

[maiden fossil]

Aki

[fading bronze]

Immo

WHERE WAS MY BREAKFAST

[maiden fossil]

I ate it

[fading bronze]

Then, as per standard protocol, I shall eat you.

[maiden fossil]

Hot

[fading bronze]

My mailbox is tragic

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Also, I think I found a translation bug

[maiden fossil]

69 / 1000

[fading bronze]

I’ll bet you half of it is just my AotN’s without even counting

[quartz flame]

have you ever claimed them

[fading bronze]

Nope

[maiden saddle]

Immo becomes guild commander

[fading bronze]

It’s... nothing. Nothing happened last night.

Nuh-thing.

[maiden saddle]

🤔

[maiden fossil]

Absolutely nothing happened

[fading bronze]

Nothing

Immo totally didn’t almost commit a cardinal sin against me whilst under the influence of alcohol.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[eternal falcon]

[fading bronze]

Casablanca just proc’d QT 5 times and buried a Peace Breaker

[maiden fossil]

Casa is a good girl

[eternal falcon]

casablanca were mass produced soulless husks

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

Aki, please can you make me a cup of tea? I can'tbe asked to get out of bed

[fading bronze]

...but I don't wanna either.

[cosmic onyx]

5 🥖 gun bp

RNG sucks

[maiden fossil]

Oki, cuddle time then Aki, lazy day in bed

[fading bronze]

Cuddles are good

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[rough shadow]

I became weak

streammed for 7 and half hours D:

gonna hit the bed

gn bois and gals

[fading bronze]

Night

[maiden fossil]

Night

[fading bronze]

That’s not how donuts are supposed to work

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

Go shopping for food, or get a takeaway tonight?

[fading bronze]

Shopping, perhaps? Being cooped up inside all day isn’t the best

[maiden fossil]

I'm still in bed though

[fading bronze]

Then why’d you ask

[maiden fossil]

Because I wanted to see if I could get away with being lazy for the day and just lie in bed and farm for 138s all day

But, apparently you had to be sensible and suggest shopping

[fading bronze]

...shopping is nice, okay?

For me at least...

[maiden fossil]

Only cause you know I'd be the one paying

[fading bronze]

I can pay for my own stuff dummy

[maiden fossil]

Saves me money that I can spend on AL then ❤️

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

What?

[fading bronze]

Nothing, nothing...

But I’d do the same

[vocal tangle]

More money to spend on AL

[maiden fossil]

Can someone kindly give me JB 😐

[vocal tangle]

Can someone kindly give me even just a single 138.6 print

[maiden fossil]

I'm already done with gun 1, Jan

You're slacking.

[vocal tangle]

Lucky

[fading bronze]

Here, have 96 of the wrong ones Jan

[vocal tangle]

10 prints @ 50k points

[maiden fossil]

[vocal tangle]

this is making me wanna commit ded

its not even fun anymore

[maiden fossil]

It's the most fun, what are you on?

Aki

[vocal tangle]

Karma I guess

Only 96? Since event started I've collected almost +200 of those

[maiden fossil]

I don't even wanna look at the purple ones

[vocal tangle]

That's all that exists in my boss runs

Double purples

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

I haven’t even safe’d D2 yet, I don’t have enough free time

[vocal tangle]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

wait wuht

Aki, what have you been doing?

[fading bronze]

My English, software, IPT assignments, and math homework

[maiden fossil]

Sucks to be you

[fading bronze]

At least I don't have like a terminal illness or something

[maiden saddle]

le triomphant dropped for me

that's 8000 points saved

[cosmic onyx]

Im not going to waste 8k points for a DD

[vocal tangle]

shop is only 65k how are you not reaching that threshold in Iris

[cosmic onyx]

Im dont have a lot of oil atm

[maiden fossil]

Jan, not everyone has no life (And not even a full gun yet )

[maiden saddle]

uhh

i got word from my brother

[vocal tangle]

Immo don't bully me

I know I don't have a full gun in this run yet

[maiden saddle]

hold on need to get the message

[cosmic onyx]

I need a better low cost fleet, mine is costing me 118 oil per run

[vocal tangle]

and I do have a life

I'm a casual

[maiden saddle]

richelieu apparently has better nation buff, stats and efficiency than nagato

[maiden fossil]

118 oil per run? On D2?

[cosmic onyx]

Yes

[maiden fossil]

How...

[vocal tangle]

15 oil per fight

not possible

[maiden saddle]

per mob fleet or whole D2

[cosmic onyx]

22 oil mob

38 oil boss

[vocal tangle]

thats 180

do your math

[maiden saddle]

how much did you do

[fading bronze]

math

[cosmic onyx]

Im bad at math

[maiden fossil]

[rough shadow]

lol 118

like wtf

btw guys i woke

[maiden fossil]

And I'm casually doing 25 oil mobs because PR grind passively is killing me

[rough shadow]

I am sitting at 175 I think per run

[maiden saddle]

my mob fleet will cost me 150 oil to get boss fleet out in D2

you bruh

[cosmic onyx]

I could go lower with 19 oil for mob but Oklahoma is not even retro

[rough shadow]

same

[maiden fossil]

Everyone abusing their poor Mahans 😦

[vocal tangle]

nevada cassin

whats that clear time

[rough shadow]

Mahans?

[maiden fossil]

Cassin Downes are Mahan class destroyers, or commonly called Mahans.

[vocal tangle]

i'm sitting at 7 mins and feel like it's too long

[rough shadow]

ahhhhh

[cosmic onyx]

My 107 Cassin is my little meatshield

[fading bronze]

Imagine having levelled Mahans

[maiden fossil]

Imagine having the fleet you recommended to people

[rough shadow]

you need to farm somehow while being stingy

[vocal tangle]

ima lurk again and be depressed bai

[maiden fossil]

Enjoy not having a gun yet

[cosmic onyx]

[vocal tangle]

[rough shadow]

why saratoga?

[maiden fossil]

Because air incapability sucks

[vocal tangle]

[maiden fossil]

||Even though it makes no difference||

[vocal tangle]

all you lose is 8% accuracy

[rough shadow]

HPAAR

[fading bronze]

I play on AInc 90% of the time

[cosmic onyx]

I hate losing 8% accuracy

[maiden saddle]

lol air incapability

[maiden fossil]

[vocal tangle]

AI is a joke

[rough shadow]

could legit save some oil with HPAAR

[vocal tangle]

you can do 13-4 with 15 KMS ships lmao

[cosmic onyx]

I cant even do 13-4 yet

Still on 12-1

[maiden fossil]

World 12 is easy though

[vocal tangle]

w12 is a joke

thats nothing lmao

i run 5 80s with ryuuhou

quick lvl

[cosmic onyx]

I dont have enough equips yet

[maiden saddle]

one D2 run costs me 187 oil

[vocal tangle]

F

[rough shadow]

big F

[cosmic onyx]

Most of my fleet is still using poverty gear

[rough shadow]

F for Franku

[cosmic onyx]

I need more of those Pr gun

But my rgn sucks

Got 1 sk6 after a month

[maiden fossil]

You mean 1 print?

[cosmic onyx]

1 gun

Not the print

The worst part is grinding the plates to upgrade

I still have a lot of guns +8

[maiden saddle]

still haven't got a blueprint drop btw

[maiden fossil]

General blueprints are the worst 😐

[maiden saddle]

i'm near 15k points

[cosmic onyx]

All my gold catapults are still +6

Never cared to upgrade

[fading bronze]

[vestal geyser]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

What did I do wrong now 😐

[fading bronze]

Nothing

I wanted blood

[maiden fossil]

I keep telling you, fresh out

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

Don't blame me, blame the redhead vampire lady 😐

[fading bronze]

Guess I'll starve

[maiden fossil]

blame that.

[fading bronze]

My D2 setup costs 161

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Immo

-nya

[maiden fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/hugging-hug-gif-10592461

[fading bronze]

...I feel a tingle.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

hot

[fading bronze]

Unya

[maiden fossil]

Aki, do I have to go shopping

[fading bronze]

I mean...
It's not like I'm going to eviscerate you if you don't

[rough shadow]

what did I miss

[devout rain]

[simple tide]

Hey guys real quick, what does your 7 day check-in thing look like right now? Like how many dots do you have filled

[hazy plinth]

same as above

[simple tide]

Ok never mind. For some reason it wasn’t giving me my log in thing

[rough shadow]

just lout out

logout*

[simple tide]

I had to close out and re-enter the app for it to work

I got it now

I was just really confused there for a minute

[vocal tangle]

Oh maybe I should log out then for a sec

Keep forgetting that while grinding

[rough shadow]

i usually stay woke owarida until server reset logout log back in do my stuff go sleep

ez gg

[devout rain]

I missed one

Hope i can complete it still lmao

[hazy plinth]

you can its going till like what first or second week of june?

till 6/17

so third week yeah lol

[devout rain]

Oi

https://youtu.be/4aWUjiTVLK8

[rough shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-yes-gif-5550618

[devout rain]

Its actually so good

[maiden fossil]

[copper dew]

Sandy's Stand is just a shitload of Bofors floating in midair.

[devout rain]

I like the fact the enemies are carriers

YoUr nExT LinE wIll Be OwARi Da!

OWARI DA!

NANI

[copper dew]

Can we just get Ultimate Essex? Folk won't bulli her, then

[fading bronze]

WOHHHHH
Niizuki actually did something in her life...
Nailed another DD with a Type 93

[maiden saddle]

should i keep one nevada?

[devout meteor]

Do you plan to retrofit her?

[maiden saddle]

when i feel like it

so yes?

should probably start using them so i can reduce oil costs in future events

[devout meteor]

Nevada and her sis are great cheap BB's

i'd say worth to keep

Even tho i don't use em much myself

[fading bronze]

Ah, Varia, one of the 'recommend-but-don't-use-yourself' people like Immo and I?

[devout meteor]

I guess.

I've been in GPH for too long

[fading bronze]

Aye, that place is rather influential if one stays in there too long

Though most of my time was spent harassing Vk

[devout meteor]

[maiden fossil]

Varia... You ain't been in GPH long enough until you have a word doc with about 50 FAQ copy pastes ready to go

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

Aki

[fading bronze]

[devout meteor]

Too much work. Just keep the mind sharp and answer them

I say that. But i am still using a document to write my guild ad

[cosmic onyx]

Almost dev30 my first Pr after almost 1 year

[maiden fossil]

[cosmic onyx]

2 days and not even one Monarch research

[fading bronze]

[cosmic onyx]

RNG is truly cruel

[maiden fossil]

Pray to Ranger more

[frozen ginkgo]

heretics

[fading bronze]

I'm pretty sure this was the only type of thing I was known for doing in gph

[frozen ginkgo]

[maiden fossil]

[cosmic onyx]

I scrapped all my Autoloaders after knowing It was bad

[maiden fossil]

I kept all my autoloaders to +10 them

[cosmic onyx]

It was free general plates

[maiden fossil]

Just thought, should re-do the count, 16/15 now

[cosmic onyx]

Lucky

Im still at 5

[maiden fossil]

I keep telling you, pray to RNGer

[fading bronze]

[cosmic onyx]

May RNGer bless me

She was one of the first retrofrit I did

Never used anymore because Saratoga was cute

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[cosmic onyx]

[simple tide]

Is there any ship you guys want in the game that isn’t in the game yet?

[maiden fossil]

Technically JDA, Richy and Belfrance, because they're not yet in EN...

[cosmic onyx]

All my waifus are in the game so Im happy

[fading bronze]

I want BB-4 Iowa

[cosmic onyx]

I remember waiting for Seattle coming to EN

[fading bronze]

So people who want the actual Iowa get trolled by the patch notes

[maiden fossil]

I want the HMAS Aki

[fading bronze]

...so a Japanese destroyer captured by the Australians and only has AA guns as armament?

[maiden fossil]

Hot, we need more AA botes

[fading bronze]

Please don’t abuse me

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

...or do, I might like that.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

By the way, if you ever accidentally make me guild leader again I might just not give you the position back

[maiden fossil]

As if that ever happened the first time

Definitely didn't happen

[fading bronze]

True, what am I even saying... master Immo would never be capable of making such a boorish mistake.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Ignore the guild logs, they lie

[maiden fossil]

Fabricated

[fading bronze]

A ploy by unknown assailants

[maiden fossil]

Blame Lightfire

[devout meteor]

always blame light

[fading bronze]

All, all in an attempt to lower my perception of my Immo. HOW DARE THEY, I’LL TURN THEM into fertilizer for my vegetable patch

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

So let’s not allow that to happen again, shall we?

[maiden fossil]

Not allow what to happen again

[fading bronze]

...potential future ‘incidents’.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

wow

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

:ankiwow:

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/hugging-hug-gif-10592461

[fading bronze]

...I concede, that gif is too much for me.

[maiden fossil]

So you're gonna submit

[fading bronze]

||This one is naturally submissive anyway, it was going to happen sooner or later||

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Let me in

[maiden fossil]

you're gonna have to come to the UK first

I ain't going to you

[fading bronze]

foiled by distance once more...

[vivid tapir]

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

Afternoon

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

I think I’ve sobered up at the least

Never again..

Realised why I decided to quit alcohol. Makes the voices angrier

[hollow cairn]

make it stop

make farming rerun event end

[maiden fossil]

I don't get why people are complaining so much about the event

[vivid tapir]

^

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

Hey should be complaining about real world problems smh

Free items for basically grinding!

[fading bronze]

Well, people will always be people.

[maiden fossil]

TBH, I'm glad there's something to do what with nothing happening in the world despite it supposed to be opening up, even though around me everything is closing down more and more

Government: Yeah, sure start opening things up more
Army: LOL! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vivid tapir]

FR

They start opening things up

Oh look

Rise in deaths

At least food shops main ones are open

[fading bronze]

Down here, people are already having parties

[maiden fossil]

Gyms (even private ones) aren't allowed to open at all

[vivid tapir]

I’m glad I’m not in South Africa atm tho

[maiden fossil]

Oh?

[vivid tapir]

You’re forced to stay in your home and can only leave once a week to get food

If you break that, you get arrested

[maiden fossil]

That makes no fucking sense.

[vivid tapir]

Ik

[maiden fossil]

This is why governments are bad, mmkay. Free market can sort itself out

[vivid tapir]

Oh no South Africa overnment is clcorrupt as fuck

[fading bronze]

But then again Immo, when have people ever made sense

[vivid tapir]

Giving money to black South Africans in this pandemic and leaving the whites with jCk shit

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[maiden fossil]

Just think how stupid the average person is. Then realise half of them are stupider than that.

[vivid tapir]

Lul

[maiden fossil]

My favourite quote of all time...

[fading bronze]

Hell, even Rezza dropkicks himself at times

[vivid tapir]

I want to learn how to do that to myself

[maiden fossil]

I wish I could speak stupid so that I could tell an idiot when they're being dumb and not have them look at me like I'm speaking a foreign language.

[vivid tapir]

Lmao

[fading bronze]

I can help you translate, guild master

[clever ocean]

DING DING LOUD IRISH NOISES

[vivid tapir]

NOT

NO

FUCK OFF

[maiden fossil]

Imagine being in tech support and having sanity left

[clever ocean]

Top o' morning to ya'll

.... oh. okay...

[vivid tapir]

[fading bronze]

Uh yeah that's not possible

[vivid tapir]

Wait no don’t back

Comr*

[clever ocean]

Okie

xD

[maiden fossil]

[clever ocean]

I will "comr" back

[fading bronze]

Hence why my cringe meter broke

[vivid tapir]

I’ll give you a new one

[clever ocean]

oof

[vivid tapir]

Auto erect is the best thing to have happened

[clever ocean]

omfg

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

Makes my life easier when in bed

[clever ocean]

It's a blessing and a curse

[vivid tapir]

One handed texting gay

[fading bronze]

Hey Immo
Should I stop being cushy with you?

[vivid tapir]

Cushy?

[maiden fossil]

I thought this was normal TBH

[vivid tapir]

[fading bronze]

I see

[clever ocean]

brb just a sec

[fading bronze]

Then no Ari, I don't need a new meter.

[vivid tapir]

Understood

Oh ja immo

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

The fish and chip shop near my house opened up

;o

[maiden fossil]

HELL YEAH!

[hollow cairn]

I dont mind reruns

but I love gold

but I hate doing reruns

do you feel my pain

[vivid tapir]

No

[clever ocean]

OI

[hollow cairn]

also gold buli for last clear

last full clear

[maiden fossil]

[clever ocean]

Mac and Cheese for brekky is bueno

[vivid tapir]

ITS FREE SHIT

WDYM

[hollow cairn]

trying to stock up for next banner's event chat icon

[maiden fossil]

Aki.

[vivid tapir]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Immo.

[hollow cairn]

is it free if its costs my sanity

[vivid tapir]

Yes

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

[hollow cairn]

[vivid tapir]

I have a proposal..

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

I could always snap your neck so you don’t have to do the rerun

[clever ocean]

Oh????

[vivid tapir]

[clever ocean]

.... ooof

[maiden fossil]

[clever ocean]

NOT what I was expecting

[hollow cairn]

do it

[vivid tapir]

It’s me

[fading bronze]

Imagine needing gold bulins

[vivid tapir]

Why weren’t you expecting it

[hollow cairn]

in death I cant pull and have bad luck anymore

so whose really winning

[vivid tapir]

Go to hell aki

[maiden fossil]

😐

[clever ocean]

It's you Ari.

[vivid tapir]

I still need to MLB my dido and Sirius

[clever ocean]

I expected something different

[fading bronze]

I already am, it's called #tech-support

[maiden fossil]

Don't chat shit on my Aki 😐

[hollow cairn]

I havent mlbd sirius or dido either

[maiden fossil]

hot

[vivid tapir]

I need 6 bikinis total

.

[clever ocean]

I havent gotten half of the event ships yet

FUCK

[hollow cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5mSy49yx6s

[vivid tapir]

Nikon’s

Byline

BULINS

HOLY SHIT

[fading bronze]

Oh fuck it's the PEKOS

NO

[hollow cairn]

AH ⬆️ HA ⬇️ HA ⬇️

[fading bronze]

I WILL KEEP RUSHIA-SAMA'S CHAT CLEAN

[clever ocean]

oof

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

Nozo is cute

[fading bronze]

...no idea what's going on, Immo?

[vivid tapir]

Let’s all just agree on that

[devout rain]

Peko peko peko peko

[hollow cairn]

https://i.imgur.com/6kFkQZF.jpg me when I check general

[maiden fossil]

Dunno, I'm going back to Aki's DMs

[devout rain]

ORRE

[vivid tapir]

Why would you check general

HWSTY

hesti

[hollow cairn]

I like a good shit show

[devout rain]

Haioo

[vivid tapir]

HESTIIII

[hollow cairn]

[vivid tapir]

Gm

[devout rain]

Yashoo

[vivid tapir]

I was contemplating going back to sleep

[devout rain]

Well its almost night

But gm

[vivid tapir]

Guess I have no reason to now Lul

[hollow cairn]

rushia boing boing

[devout rain]

Rushia is cutting board

[clever ocean]

hmmmmmm

[vivid tapir]

I am the cutting board

[devout rain]

I was contemplating to sleep too

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

Holidays make me depressed

[fading bronze]

Ari's flat?

[hollow cairn]

https://youtu.be/getbSEFkkN4?t=85

[clever ocean]

LIFE makes me depressed

[vivid tapir]

I’m always depressed without meds

[hollow cairn]

NICE RUSHIA BOING BOING

[vivid tapir]

You’re flatter than me aki

[clever ocean]

wtf

[devout rain]

Rushia is cutting board

[fading bronze]

I don't call myself a cutting board

[maiden fossil]

😐

[maiden saddle]

somehow my cube count went up from 64 to 70

[vivid tapir]

AHHHH

[clever ocean]

Mine = 0

[vivid tapir]

EVERYONE’s COMING ON

[maiden saddle]

but that one commission gave me 3 cubes

[vivid tapir]

[clever ocean]

You mean cumming on?

shit

too much, too soon

[maiden saddle]

[clever ocean]

I'm not here

[hollow cairn]

HAATOS FEET STREAM HAS TRANSLATIONS

today is a good day

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

I thought I’d be the one getting evicted from sandy

[fading bronze]

I'm still waiting for Ayameru Noises Part 2

[vivid tapir]

NOT TODAYYYYYY

[clever ocean]

cough

[vivid tapir]

I blame hesti if I do

[devout rain]

"rushia IS BOING BOING"

[maiden saddle]

lol

funny joke

[devout rain]

Game: im about to end this cutting boards carreer

[hollow cairn]

ok haato crying from smelling her feet and gagging

is actually peak culture

wtf

[vivid tapir]

Excuse me?

What the fuck did I just read

[fading bronze]

Haato is...

[clever ocean]

Why is this chat the summation of all the people I like to hang out with?

[fading bronze]

...not sure what I'd use to describe her.

[hollow cairn]

Haato is my queen

[clever ocean]

I have issues, that is why

[devout rain]

Haato is

[hollow cairn]

HAATON

[devout rain]

Haato

[hollow cairn]

[devout rain]

U cant describe haato

Her entire fanbase gets called pigs

And get beheaded

[hollow cairn]

https://i.imgur.com/g6MCHKb.png

[devout rain]

Its a softcore SM vtuber tsun

[hollow cairn]

this is all u need to know

[vivid tapir]

You’re all ducking weirder than me

[devout rain]

Hey

[hollow cairn]

quack quack

[devout rain]

Ill have you know

[hollow cairn]

[devout rain]

Im a pekora fan

[clever ocean]

Stop lying Ari

[maiden fossil]

[hollow cairn]

im a haaton but

[vivid tapir]

I’ll have you know I asked how you slept and you ignored me

[devout rain]

Which means my iq is lower than my age

[hollow cairn]

I love p much every hololiver

[fading bronze]

I mean, I can describe Haato as anti-everything that's not Haato

[vivid tapir]

I ASKED HOW YOU SLEPT AND YOU IGNORED ME

[devout rain]

Oh

[hollow cairn]

I absolutely adore hololive

[vivid tapir]

[clever ocean]

My age will never equal my IQ

[devout rain]

I slept fine

[hollow cairn]

korone in spanish was

[maiden fossil]

Well, SanDegeneral just gets weirder and weirder every day....

[devout rain]

How did you sleep

[hollow cairn]

👌

[vivid tapir]

Bruh actually hurt

:(

[hollow cairn]

[vivid tapir]

I SLEPT LIKE SHIT THABKS FOR AKSIH

[devout rain]

Pekora fans are all bullies

[vivid tapir]

[devout rain]

And we all know

I am bully

[hollow cairn]

in the defense o fthe fans

[clever ocean]

"What's the worst thing about being the smartest person in the world?"
"Oh, um, because then everyone else seems stupid?"

[hollow cairn]

pekora

is stupid as shit

and I Love her

PEKO PEKO

[devout rain]

Thats why she is amazing

[fading bronze]

I'm the only Ayameru fan here, aren't I...

[devout rain]

Her stupidity is

[hollow cairn]

Ayami?

im over ayami

[fading bronze]

Ayame

[devout rain]

So bad that she is somewhat of a genius

[hollow cairn]

pulling the group cover

made me not like her

[fading bronze]

[vivid tapir]

[maiden saddle]

got D2 to safe

[clever ocean]

I need to get a life

[maiden saddle]

no blueprint drop

i hate my luck

i fucking hate it

[hollow cairn]

this is dead because ayame didnt want to be in it

[fading bronze]

A life? What's that?

[hollow cairn]

a crime against humanity

[clever ocean]

Yup

[hollow cairn]

my favorite thing about pekora

[clever ocean]

Quarantine has officially killed any form of Sanity I thought I was getting

[hollow cairn]

is how her voice is right at the cusp of

exremely fucking annoying and lovable

she sounds so stupid and I love it

[fading bronze]

It's just the first half for my ears ngl

[hollow cairn]

AH HA Ha

I really do hope for a hololive pt2

the skins wont miss me a second time

I've already committed to dumping 100 for all skins

take my money intern

[fading bronze]

Shit, I really wanna a Coco ship

[hollow cairn]

good morning mfers

[clever ocean]

If I wasn't HAHA POOR I'd spend more money on AL

[hollow cairn]

arent u in quarentine

[clever ocean]

ffs

[hollow cairn]

file for unemployment ez money

[clever ocean]

don't remind me

[vivid tapir]

Daily reminder that I hate and love you all

[clever ocean]

Love you too, Ari

[vivid tapir]

But I love you all as my children

[clever ocean]

It's mutual

xD

[hollow cairn]

I didnt know you were tsun ari

@fading bronze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOmLRcCVQ0

[fading bronze]

[clever ocean]

[hollow cairn]

I love coco she teaches me japanese phrases