sandy-general

[vivid tapir]

Saved me time typinf

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

\

Not that much money

[copper dew]

Use a spoon

[vivid tapir]

And carve their eyes out to eat later?

[maiden fossil]

Use a chain

[vivid tapir]

YES PLEASEEEE

[crystal goblet]

Anything can be a weapon

[vivid tapir]

Even my tits?

[maiden fossil]

😮

🛥️ to death

[vivid tapir]

YES I CAN SUFFOCATE THEM TO DEATH

[crystal goblet]

smother them and call it an accident

[vivid tapir]

YES

IMMO

FUCKING YES

[maiden fossil]

Fuck it, if there's one way to go... BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[copper dew]

Smash their temple in. With a boob.

[vivid tapir]

I'm liking this idea a lot

[maiden fossil]

Ari, come here

)))

You're going down for manslaughter

[crystal goblet]

[maiden fossil]

Holy shit, this is a brilliant idea, this is how I get my ex to go to jail

[crystal goblet]

Bricks, Rope and deep ocean can lead to a quick elimination

[vivid tapir]

.

That's harsh..

Just feed them live to a shark

Or a goliath tigerfish

OR EVEN YET

WAIT NO

[copper dew]

Piranhas

[crystal goblet]

Or killer whales

[vivid tapir]

THOSE SMALL ASS FISHES THAT LIKE

ARE LIKE PIRANHAS

[maiden fossil]

With frickin laser beams?

[vivid tapir]

AND THEY BURY INTO THE SKIN AND EAT YOUR ORGANS

Those fish are fucking sick

saw it from jeremy wade river monsters

They eat their victim from the inside out

[signal jewel]

Wait immo

[copper dew]

Candiru?

[signal jewel]

If jap guns are so ass

[vivid tapir]

YES

THE CANDIRU

I THINK

[signal jewel]

Why does she have the all out assault?

[vivid tapir]

YES THE CANDIRU

[maiden fossil]

All VGs have AoA...

[vivid tapir]

@copper dew I love you

[copper dew]

Jeremy Wade is a badass old dude.

[signal jewel]

Bruh

Why tho

[vivid tapir]

I fucking love him

He's a beast

I remember that alligator gar headbutt to the chest he took

[crystal goblet]

OHHH I REMEMBER RIVER MONSTER EPISODE there was a fish that went up a guys penis when he was taking a piss in the river

[maiden fossil]

You're over thinking.

[vivid tapir]

Looked painful D:

I saw that the other day

[copper dew]

What about that giant river stingray?

[signal jewel]

Imagine swimming up a guy’s piss stream and chilling in his dick

[vivid tapir]

That one was hot

[signal jewel]

[copper dew]

That's the candiru

[crystal goblet]

I remember he caught a shark by accident

[vivid tapir]

That dick one took a surgical procedure of 2 hours

lul

Jeremy getting bitten by a goliath grouper

[crystal goblet]

Man literally survived a plane crash in the middle of the jungle

[vivid tapir]

lol

[crystal goblet]

absolute mad lad

[copper dew]

And the catfish that swallows fuckers whole

[vivid tapir]

Fun fact, I'm still waiting for my baby goliath tigerfishes to be born

and then have them shipped over

I don't even know if I can fucking have them when they grow too big

So i'll just travel to the thames and release them there

That way they can repopulate and reek havoc on england

[crystal goblet]

Just toss them in the nearest reservoir

[vivid tapir]

:)

No

Thames much better

[crystal goblet]

i wanna see the fatberg in london

[signal jewel]

Holy fuck after looking that fish up

[copper dew]

Maybe Her Majesty will adopt 'em.

[signal jewel]

Jesus Christ

I would shoot that thing if I saw it

That thing would get triple tapped

[crystal goblet]

that thing would absorb it

[late pewter]

That would be such a meme

I’ll help you

[signal jewel]

Jesus freaking Christ bro the size of that thing

[vivid tapir]

They're cute

[crystal goblet]

worms....

[signal jewel]

This is why Africans have no good water isn’t it. They’re afraid to set up stuff to purify water because they’ll be eaten alive

[crystal goblet]

eaten by what?

[vivid tapir]

goliath tigerfishes

[signal jewel]

Goliath tiger fish, crocodiles, everything

[vivid tapir]

other huge fish

I'M TELLING YOU

THEY'RE CUTE

[signal jewel]

Africa is filled with things to kill people Bro

[muted ferry]

[signal jewel]

It’s like Australia, but with more disease

[vivid tapir]

lmao

Once Covid is over

Oh boy

I'm heading over to South Africa for a surfing competition and for a fishing competition

[crystal goblet]

the babies look alright

[muted ferry]

That’ll be awhile

[vivid tapir]

And before you say anything, yes, I surf and fish

[muted ferry]

Oh god it’s the demon fish

[vivid tapir]

The babies look ugly

wtf do you mean

[muted ferry]

Tiger fish or whatever

[vivid tapir]

THEY LOOK UGLY

FUCKING KILL IT

[crystal goblet]

HOW

[vivid tapir]

THAT'S CUTE

[muted ferry]

[vivid tapir]

YES

I WANT TO HUG IT

D:

[crystal goblet]

H O W

[vivid tapir]

IT'S FUCKING CUTE YOU WHORE

HOW DARE YOU

[copper dew]

It wants to hug you, too. Omnomnom ...

[muted ferry]

That things a god damn demon

[vivid tapir]

NO IT ISN'T

[muted ferry]

YES IT IS

[crystal goblet]

IT IS

[vivid tapir]

I'm pretty sure I ordered 9 of those fuckers

so 9 babies...

That grow up to...

Let me check

[late pewter]

It’s smiling for the picture

Leave it alone smh

[late pewter]

It hasn’t hurt no one

[crystal goblet]

Fucker can take out children

[muted ferry]

Now I just figure out my next fleet

[late pewter]

Jfc

[muted ferry]

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

FUCKER CAN EAT ME

AHAHAH

[vivid tapir]

9 adorable little baby killers

FUCKING COST ME A FORTUNE

[late pewter]

Please put them in the Thames

[vivid tapir]

OVER 48,000

LIKE

JESUS

[late pewter]

Give Belfast some pet fish

[vivid tapir]

I PAID A MAN

ONE POINT FUCKING ZERO NINE TWO MILLION

RAND

FOR 9 FISH

Honestly, quite worth the price.

[crystal goblet]

a win win

[signal jewel]

I’ll tell you what, I’d have something that shoots .308 if I went to africa

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

imagine using a gun?

[late pewter]

I’m taking my AK with me smh

I’ll teach the fish communism

[signal jewel]

BLYAT

[vivid tapir]

They're still cute

[signal jewel]

How Americans fish in Africa

[vivid tapir]

I have a thing for huge man eating fish

[signal jewel]

[vivid tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-anime-shy-cute-girl-gif-16149781

They're adorable!

[signal jewel]

[vivid tapir]

I'm fucked up in the head

poor mentality state

• mental health

What did you expect

[signal jewel]

Yes we know

[crystal goblet]

pat pat

[vivid tapir]

:c

[crystal goblet]

Theyre ugly as hell though

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

.

Say that again

[crystal goblet]

Piranhas are more badass cause they surround you tearing everything all around you

[vivid tapir]

.

Not all the time

they actually rarely attack humans

[crystal goblet]

which is surprising

[vivid tapir]

The only times they have, there have been humans thrashing in the water which simulates an animal struggling

jeremy wade has gotten in a pool full of hungry red belly piranhas and also jumped into the amazon river full of them

and swam ini t

in it

[signal jewel]

Me: swimming in ark

[vivid tapir]

and he didn't get fucking bitten at all

LUL

HAHAHAH

FUCKING ACCURATE

LMAO

[signal jewel]

“What the fuck do I hear”

[vivid tapir]

You either get swarmed by piranhas, jellyfish, or sharks

D:

[signal jewel]

OH FUCK

[crystal goblet]

Jellyfish are cool cause they can paralyze you

[signal jewel]

God I haven’t played that game in years

Because the console community on public servers is aids and filled with mega tribes

And the mega tribes input your gamertags and track down your affiliations to justify killing you and wiping your base

[crystal goblet]

then

kill them

smh

[signal jewel]

They also intentionally use exploits to glitch under the map so your turrets can’t kill them

And they wait until you’re offline

[crystal goblet]

honestly i never experienced that

all i have experienced is them hunting me down

and it was fun

[signal jewel]

Yeah but you probably don’t have around 700 hours in the game Kek

[crystal goblet]

cause i was killing them one by one

no

i had buddies to help too so im pathetic uwu

[signal jewel]

How many buddies

[crystal goblet]

i only play like 300

2

[signal jewel]

For me it was always 2 of us

F

I just hate mega tribes

[vapid flint]

hihi

[signal jewel]

They get the big ol

Sup gil

[crystal goblet]

Hello

[vapid flint]

yo

alo

[vivid tapir]

OH FUCK YEAH

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

I AM BIG SMARTTTT

[crystal goblet]

eh?

[vivid tapir]

The goliath tigerfish most likely wouldn't end up surviving their first winter in the UK

SO

I HAD A BETTER IDEA

[vapid flint]

wait

someone can make me a tldr of what's happenning ?

[signal jewel]

[crystal goblet]

uhm

[signal jewel]

I don’t like where this is going

[crystal goblet]

Ari bought monster fish

[vivid tapir]

TL:DR before I repost that

[vapid flint]

yes pls

[vivid tapir]

I ordered 9 goliath tigerfish and am going to be releasing them into the river thames.

It cost me a total of 48,000 ish

Aka 1.092 million South African Rand

[signal jewel]

I still don’t believe it

[crystal goblet]

same

[vivid tapir]

But knowing that they won't even survive their first winter

I have funny

[vapid flint]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

that's

[vivid tapir]

FUN FACT

[vapid flint]

fish terrorism

[crystal goblet]

you HAD funny*

[vivid tapir]

BULLSHARKS CAN ACTUALLY GO INTO FRESH WATER

[vapid flint]

bro

[vivid tapir]

Sharks are cute

[maiden fossil]

[vapid flint]

you have the most R ideas sometimes

[vivid tapir]

I'm pretty sure you can't even buy bull sharks

[vapid flint]

but i wanna see fish blood so im with you on that one

[vivid tapir]

Unless you quite physically capture one and raise it as a pet

[crystal goblet]

killer whales can end anything

[vivid tapir]

and breed them

Killer whales can die

you fucking retarded piece of fucking shit

[vapid flint]

''physically capture them''

[crystal goblet]

mhm

[vivid tapir]

Short ass

aaaaaaaaaa I'm smart

Anyone want a man eating fish

[crystal goblet]

Killer whale are the apex predator when it comes to the ocean, so im biased

[vapid flint]

ari

if the fish can eat you

yes

[vivid tapir]

Only now have I just realized how stupid of a purchase I've made and that I can't even get my money back

[vapid flint]

so im finally in peace

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

.

[crystal goblet]

But the outcome will be great

[vapid flint]

actually 3.14 IQ

[vivid tapir]

Actually, wrong

Goliath tiger fish don't always attack humans

They do, but they won't if they don't have to

[vapid flint]

sad

i want to train them like dogs

[vivid tapir]

You can train me like a dog

[vapid flint]

to attack woman on sight

[vivid tapir]

Women*

[vapid flint]

women*

[vivid tapir]

Woman is singular

[vapid flint]

sorry mom

[vivid tapir]

It's fine cutie aaaa

Anyway, you can train me like a dog

[vapid flint]

hmm

you want me to walk you out with a leash ?

[vivid tapir]

Yes please

owo

[simple tide]

[crystal goblet]

Forensics is fun

especially when you learn the system

and how to cheat it

[maiden fossil]

[vapid flint]

fight me

ive too much energy rn

[crystal goblet]

i cant, id feel bad

uwu

[vapid flint]

id feel bad seeing you trying to hit me and hurting yourself :c

<3

[crystal goblet]

break like a stick

feels good talking to you again, ngl

[vapid flint]

alright

dm

[crystal goblet]

owo

[maiden fossil]

[crystal goblet]

im happy

[vapid flint]

im clicking circles

[crystal goblet]

why click circles when you can click squares?

[vapid flint]

squares are filthy

[crystal goblet]

we're filthy

[vapid flint]

no

im reformed

[crystal goblet]

coward

[vapid flint]

reformed*

[crystal goblet]

sorry, okay im go for a bit

[vivid tapir]

Yam cute

[vapid flint]

ari cuter

[vivid tapir]

Lies

You’re cuter

[vapid flint]

.

ok ill take it

you won

[vivid tapir]

Uwu

@vapid flint kisses aaaaa

[vapid flint]

[vivid tapir]

@vapid flint

HELPPP

YAM WANTS TO HAVE SEVEN KIDS EITH ME

@vapid flint pervert...

[vapid flint]

I SAID NOT 7

SMH

and for kids we need to do

the forbiden things

im reformed

so its gonna be hard

[vivid tapir]

Reformed my ass

I wonder what’d happen if they saw our dms from earlier

[vapid flint]

??

idk what yu mean

im reformed

im only purity and innocence

jesus himself is dirty next to me

[crystal goblet]

lies

actually no, he reformed into something more powerful

[vivid tapir]

Jelly is nice

So is the night sky

And so is @vapid flint

Not your shitty orcas though

[crystal goblet]

sleep is good for the both of you

[vivid tapir]

Stupid dolphins

[crystal goblet]

stupid fish

[vivid tapir]

Eating the liver’s of my precious babies..

[crystal goblet]

i need a cross

[vapid flint]

id eat your liver ari

but

i dont wanna be a dolphin

[crystal goblet]

Why must hate orcas?

[vivid tapir]

BECAUSE THEY HUNT MY PRECIOUS BABIES

[crystal goblet]

mhm mhm

[vivid tapir]

This is actually making me sad..

[crystal goblet]

H uh ?

[vapid flint]

shark fin sounds

yummy

[crystal goblet]

gracias yam

[vapid flint]

no ablo paela

[vivid tapir]

I will shoot the two of you in cold blood

[crystal goblet]

ah, hablas espanol tambien?

oh

coward fists only

[vapid flint]

end my misery

[crystal goblet]

no

[vapid flint]

pls MAKE HOLES IN MY FACE

hi c:

jesus likes you

BURN ME DOWN

jesus is love

jesus is kind

jesus forgives your sins

burning is okay

its to purify me from my past sins

[crystal goblet]

not even jesus can forgive me

[vivid tapir]

albei het 'n minuut om te hardloop. Nooit, en ek bedoel NOOIT nie, noem weer dat ek my babas doodmaak. haaie is waardevolle bedreigde diere wat beskerm en liefgehê moet word. dink nie dat ek nie albei oor die skedel sal slaan terwyl u slaap nie

[vapid flint]

bro

we aint killing yoru shark ari

and pls break my skull

thanks

[crystal goblet]

i cant speak invasion

[vivid tapir]

.

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

is that a no :c?

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

woa

[vivid tapir]

Aaaaa I’m a nice person

[vapid flint]

weird

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

im not commenting anything on that

delete and forget

[vivid tapir]

Lmaooo

[vapid flint]

thanks

[crystal goblet]

D o n t w o r r y

[vivid tapir]

Still small

[vapid flint]

.

ari stfu too smh

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

Persona 4 op has been on my mind

[vivid tapir]

I’ve been on my mind

[crystal goblet]

Thats called thinking

[vivid tapir]

It’s hard to thinkfor me

[vapid flint]

my mind is full of faith for the lord

[vivid tapir]

Without having conflict in my head

[crystal goblet]

that sounds sad yam

[vapid flint]

that is sad

[vivid tapir]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SO IM NOT ON YOUR MIND HUH

JS THAT HOW IT IS

JS THAT HOW IT IS

[vapid flint]

glad that some weirdo is on my mIND TOO

LET ME

TYPE

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

UH OH

[vapid flint]

SMH

SMH

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

[crystal goblet]

yall should sleep

[vivid tapir]

No

[vapid flint]

no

[crystal goblet]

pls

[crystal goblet]

health

[vapid flint]

im having a great time

[vivid tapir]

I have so@thing better in mind

I have so@thing better in mind

WHIREEE I SRUIKK NERDA OT OASS TBSY

[vapid flint]

?

ok

[crystal goblet]

shes collapsing

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

.

.

.

.

.

.

[crystal goblet]

dots

[vapid flint]

back to big black.

[vivid tapir]

NO

Stayyyyy

[crystal goblet]

the hell is big black

[vapid flint]

.

the most famous song in osu

its

bad

the most overhyped one *

[vivid tapir]

Didn’t mismagius make airman as well?

[crystal goblet]

persona like

[vapid flint]

he did

[vivid tapir]

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

I see

So two cancer maps

Airman not cancer but still had

Bad

[vapid flint]

mismag did the weird fox maps so i love him

[vivid tapir]

Lol

[crystal goblet]

riddle me this

[vivid tapir]

It’s all about the sun the moon the stars

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big white queue white wolf big black guitar outro

[vapid flint]

.

no

bad girl

bad

[crystal goblet]

ive been trying to S rank Mio honda Step!

[vivid tapir]

I’ve been trying to get good acc on 195-230 bpm stream practice maps that are over 1000+ combos

[vapid flint]

deathstreams?

[vivid tapir]

Streams and death streams

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

Death streams to increase stamina

PFTTTT

HA

[vapid flint]

waht

?

[vivid tapir]

Bursts and death streams to be exact

[vapid flint]

reformed btw

[vivid tapir]

Like the one I sent you earlier with the 80%

That was a good score nfl

Ngl

[crystal goblet]

i love nfl

[vivid tapir]

No fail is shot

Shit

I hate it

[crystal goblet]

not refering to game

[vivid tapir]

I was

[crystal goblet]

[vapid flint]

fuck you ari

im getting that back

[vivid tapir]

I 1 missed at the beginning

Lol

Yet FC the rest of the song

[vapid flint]

nvm i cant single 270

and i cant alt the bursts

[vivid tapir]

I can

[vapid flint]

.

.

[vivid tapir]

Check my replay

[vapid flint]

NICE ARIEL

NICE

YOU ARE COOL

WAY BETTER THAN ME

[vivid tapir]

And you’ll see how much single tapping I did

[vapid flint]

YES

XWELLDONE

[vivid tapir]

YEHA I AM COOL YOU FUCKING BITCH

[vapid flint]

SCREW YOU MEAN PERSON

[vivid tapir]

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

[crystal goblet]

[vivid tapir]

TRASH OSU PLAYER

[vapid flint]

look at your topplays

and dare saying that to my face again

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

AND IM SNIPING YOUR ENTIRE TOP 50 PLAYS

[crystal goblet]

its like watching my parent fight...

[vapid flint]

ok

im snipnig everything

[vivid tapir]

I didn’t say anything

NO

EOKT

DONT

OR ELSE IM LICCING CL’S PEEEE WEEEE

[crystal goblet]

No

[vivid tapir]

[vapid flint]

.

[crystal goblet]

Dont even start

[vapid flint]

idc anymore i hate you

[vivid tapir]

;-;

[crystal goblet]

alright, well ima go play mc, you two have fun...

[vivid tapir]

:c

[vapid flint]

lets start :)

[vivid tapir]

Don’t

You

dare

Check DMs plssss

@vapid flint

[vapid flint]

no fuck off

[vivid tapir]

You might want to

You might want to

[vapid flint]

ur dumb

[crystal goblet]

forgot my wallet

ok bye

wait a minute

im using my phone

[crystal goblet]

.

.

.

.

empty comfy chat

now i can vent

I really hate chairs/tables near doorways or openings to the kitchen, because in order to get into the kitchen id have to turn my entire body to a 45° angke just to walk in without bumping in the furniture. This is probably uncommon but its based on the size if the house. What makes it worst is when i have food and a drink cause i have pray to literal god himself not for me to bump into anything. IT SO FUCKING ANNOYING.

[vapid flint]

I tucked her to bed so now it's comfy chat

[crystal goblet]

I dont know if you guys had Babybel Cheese, its literally school cheese stick melted down and molded into a circle and resold as Babybel cheese

thats good

you did good

[vapid flint]

.

I'ma go too

It's even later for me

[crystal goblet]

T h e n s l e e p

oml

and yall give me shit for not sleeping, smh

ill tuck you in uwu

[vapid flint]

I've too much energy rn I can't sleep

No thanks

[crystal goblet]

k

[vapid flint]

Alright gn

[crystal goblet]

byes

hmmmmm

[devout rain]

Aaa

Wjy is everyone, including me, so tired today

[wet fog]

oof

Not me

[lucid furnace]

Weird weather

[devout rain]

Goodnight

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

hello

[fading bronze]

Oh, it's False.

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

False looks like he woke up disoriented

[fading bronze]

Still on the usual emojis, as per usual?

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

Good day to you too.

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

its like morse code

Haha high blood pressure is nice

[quaint shadow]

[crystal goblet]

looks like we got here ourselves a mexican standoff

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

I agree, they're weird.

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

were wacky

no

were weird

YOURE wacky

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

Your feedback has been noted.

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

good cause in the end it wont matter

[quaint shadow]

[crystal goblet]

mmmmmmmm

gonna go mentally collapse

[quaint shadow]

k

[icy narwhal]

I want sandiego pizza

[crystal goblet]

im hungry

im tired

im sleep

[maiden saddle]

i want pizza

[crystal goblet]

bye bye everyone

[proper kraken]

[vapid flint]

Morning~

[devout rain]

HANLO

[steady marlin]

Good morning my fellow sandy cultists! May Sandy bless you on this beautiful sunday.

[idle flame]

[obtuse jewel]

hello, False

[idle flame]

[maiden quail]

mmmm what

[fading bronze]

No False, I’m not hungry. I just had dinner.

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

It is a bit off from my normal time, I agree with you there.

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

No, coming from me, that isn’t special.

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

Likewise.

[idle flame]

[proper kraken]

[fading bronze]

Oh, you’re the one hungry, I see.

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

Before I forget - good day to you too.

[zenith yew]

[vapid flint]

.

[vivid tapir]

Uh huh hi

[vapid flint]

.

[maiden fossil]

I see Aki-bot

[vapid flint]

Ye she turned into z23 not

Bot

But more helpful

[quartz flame]

aki oath skin when

[errant depot]

FDG oath skin when

[idle flame]

[vapid flint]

Aki oath skin

[fading bronze]

What?

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

@maiden fossil

Even for PVE do i use that blue gun for aya

[maiden fossil]

76 is always use equipment for and Shigure (Making an emote for her cause she's the only one I don't have one for 😦 )

[vivid tapir]

Cooool

Where do i get the gun again

@maiden fossil

what boxes

[maiden fossil]

Should be able to build them if you played 3-3 (I think that's where they drop)

Only takes 5 parts to build one

[fading bronze]

I. Hear. Dakka. Dakka.

[maiden fossil]

beep boop

[fading bronze]

I still have not switched out my Aya's T127 for a 76

[maiden fossil]

0/10

[fading bronze]

Your feedback has been note-
I need a drink.

[vivid tapir]

Also, who's this for

[maiden fossil]

[vivid tapir]

@maiden fossil

[fading bronze]

No one.

[maiden fossil]

It's okay?

[vivid tapir]

Was just curious aaa

[fading bronze]

It's essentially a T128 but PR.

[maiden fossil]

If you have no other gold AA, then it goes on who ever has good effeciency, but is out classed by QBofors and ROOMBA for relevance

OctPomPoms are better if you manual BTW

And gold SG is a good BB/BC/BM/BBV aux

Triple 155 is only good if you don't have nepguns for BB aux

[fading bronze]

You're invalidating my existence.

[maiden fossil]

Twin 100 is good for barrage botes that are also useful with a bit of ground DPS

Aki, you'll always be relevant to me

[vivid tapir]

which was the gun that you use for auto

that's like aya

gun

[maiden fossil]

Aya + Auto don't go together

[vivid tapir]

Was just making sure

aaaa

[maiden fossil]

If you must, twin 100 or stick to 76

Then you use rainbow mag torps, that's the only way it's relevant for auto, even gold quint 533 mags aren't good enough to make Aya useful on auto IMO

[fading bronze]

Using torpmeme on auto and not in PvP but who really gives a ||[redacted]|| is a cardinal sin.

[maiden fossil]

auto torp meme is the biggest meme though

Also, if you want to bot properly Aki, want my FAQ sheet? 😂

[fading bronze]

I thought that the 'biggest meme' was Hanz's thirst.
...or am I still in 2019?

[maiden fossil]

THat's before my time

[fading bronze]

My 'bot' services are mainly for #tech-support and #bug-reports, gameplay-related questions are now secondary.

That's your job now.

[maiden fossil]

But... I've not even been playing for 6 months

[fading bronze]

More than adequate.

I'll still be around to fact-check you if you need it, though I doubt you will.

[maiden fossil]

TBH, I mostly just parrot what ever Nez and Vkrp say

Actually, in saying that, a lot of the FAQ sheet is now my original work instead of Nez's stuff

[fading bronze]

You'll be fine.

And no, you cannot have an 'Aki oath skin'. I have now declared that illegal.

[maiden fossil]

[crystal goblet]

i wake

[quartz flame]

Albaby oath skin when

I summon thee Zilf of The Mirror World, heed my call

nvm he is probably sleeping rn

[maiden fossil]

[crystal goblet]

[fading bronze]

Finally, as things should be. It's back to normal now...

[crystal goblet]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[maiden fossil]

[crystal goblet]

gosh

[fading bronze]

I believe I handled my first case pretty well, despite having no qualifications.

[crystal goblet]

[fading bronze]

...technical support.

[crystal goblet]

Why is Formidable so goddamn

[fading bronze]

Time to wait and see if I'll be shot or not.

[idle flame]

[fading bronze]

I know. I feel bad for me, too.

[crystal goblet]

h e ' s h e r e

[idle flame]

[crystal goblet]

uh oh

[vivid tapir]

o/

Ly all btw

[fading bronze]

Hey False, what do you think my chances are of being shot for my first T-S case?

[vivid tapir]

Why does False only emote spam..?

Do they not know how to speak basic fucking english

[fading bronze]

What do you mean? It's easy to tell what they're saying.

[vivid tapir]

You make me look normal

[crystal goblet]

Every emote just makes me think hes woke up disoriented

and he has no clue who he is and where he at

[vivid tapir]

In a game with 4 bhoppers on my team

got carried by the same two last game

lul

[fading bronze]

You get used to it after seeing him in chat for a year.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

...what?

[crystal goblet]

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

Thank you.

[crystal goblet]

i question that too

[maiden fossil]

[quartz flame]

tbh same

[fading bronze]

Send me a copy of your FAQ sheet sometime please, Immo. This one is intrigued.

[maiden fossil]

Oki, just sliding into your DMs

[fading bronze]

All points are valid, good job.

[maiden fossil]

Are you surprised

[fading bronze]

You did forget to include the 'just manual lol' section, however.

[crystal goblet]

So formal about it

[maiden fossil]

I spend more time on the wiki than I do in game, so

[fading bronze]

I'm not surprised, no. It just means that I don't have to worry about Vk infecting you with the Vk-virus.

[maiden fossil]

but Vk is cute 😐

[fading bronze]

Until he mistakes KGV for Dork and Rossiya for Chapayev, both within 10 minutes of each other.

[maiden fossil]

Was trying to tell me earlier that single 150 wasn't a good recommendation for new players when they spend most of the early game manualling so it would teach them about hitting AoAs

[fading bronze]

I was there. It was great.

[maiden fossil]

hot

[fading bronze]

Spent all my time harassing the poor man.

Single 150.

[vivid tapir]

WHAT THE FUCK MINECRAFT

JESUS CHRIST

[fading bronze]

You'd have to weigh the benefits of teaching them AoA against generally poor performance of that gun in the hands of new players, however. And most people auto later on, so it wouldn't be as effective for the average player.

[maiden fossil]

Since when was single 150 ever poor performance

I was using single 150 in my first week of playing and it has never let me down

Actually... I still use it even now on Yeptune 😂

[fading bronze]

I never said the gun was poor.

[crystal goblet]

The battle of knowledge is currently taking place

[maiden fossil]

It teaches people the value of being able to effectively use the AoA mechanic passively

Especially seeing as there are botes like the Brooklyns who can benefit greatly form spamming AoA early, even on LB1

[fading bronze]

I'd rather not watch my friend plink at BBs with a +2 150 on a Karls.

[maiden fossil]

Thing is, there are way better to get early, such as the tabasco gun

Twin 150TBTSK is the best gun you can get early IMO, single 150 is just useful to use early

[fading bronze]

And from experience, I can say that most people disregard AoAs because they auto all the damn fucking time.

[maiden fossil]

You don't auto when you're new though

You don't have the equipment or ships to do so, or the levels

[fading bronze]

Tell that to my 4 braindead friends, please. They won't listen to me.

[maiden fossil]

Also, i still find it funny, people use this chart so much that they forget how powerful the CL AP guns actually are in practice.

[fading bronze]

Yep.

[maiden fossil]

This chart although accurate, doesn't explain piercing damage and the way it amplifies damage dealt 😂

[fading bronze]

They just think:
"Oooooh big percent on HE must be 100% better"

[maiden fossil]

HE guns for CLs is the best meme

It's even better meme HE guns on CAs...

[crystal goblet]

writing that down for later

[fading bronze]

It's a sign that I was still meme queen, then. My vanguard for 10, 11, and 12 used triple 155s .

[maiden fossil]

was that before Chappygun and before Nepgun was shown to be so strong?

Or tabasco gun was actually discovered on how good it was, because I remember hearing so often "gold = good" 😂

"But it's better rarity, it must be better!!!"

[fading bronze]

Oh no, I just used them because 1) I was too lazy to replace them from before and 2) they're oddly satisfying.

[maiden fossil]

If the spread wasn't so shit, they'd actually be really good...

But HE CL is still a meme.

[fading bronze]

It's when you meet a wall of production DDs and CLs that the satisfaction with the 155s reaches maximum.

[maiden fossil]

It's even better with Tabasco gun

[vapid flint]

I had to check if I don't have any he cl s ....

and except Belfast , I'm proud of myself

[fading bronze]

Was the Chapgun HE+ or ++? I can't remember.

[maiden fossil]

HE++

[fading bronze]

So the MK17 would be HE+, then.

[maiden fossil]

HE++

wait, chapgun was HE+

MB

[fading bronze]

...

They're not HE, that's all that matters I guess.

[maiden fossil]

Even then, the damage difference isn't that noticeable unless you're in W13

And using HE CL guns other than a BB aux is

[fading bronze]

Sign me up.

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

MK17s all the way.

I'll even commit a cardinal sin by placing it on Nep.

[vapid flint]

Aki or immo : IS akashi worth lvling if k already have uni lvled ?

[fading bronze]

Yes.

[vapid flint]

I*

Okay

[fading bronze]

AA platform.

[maiden fossil]

They serve different purposes

[vapid flint]

Better than vestal ?

[maiden fossil]

I personally prefer Vestal, but both are top quality AA botes

[fading bronze]

Vestal is better for small fleets, Akashi for larger ones. Mainly because one's heal is targeted and the other is all, but functionally they're about the same.

[vapid flint]

Alright thanks

The only problem is that she needs yellow bulli

And I'm a bit out is stock rn

[maiden fossil]

Actually, I prefer Vestals "Every ship is now a zombie" heal 😂

[fading bronze]

Just spam Light Build for Akashis.

Foolproof plan.

[maiden fossil]

Akashi seems to be one of the more common golds

[crystal goblet]

i didn't realized i was using a HE cannon on my CL

[fading bronze]

Indeed. Built three of her in the past week.

Join the HE cult with me and rebel against the AP tyranny.

[vapid flint]

Nooo aki it's the worst advice

Don't tell me to waste my cubes

[crystal goblet]

small brain was like "DaMaGe GoOd"

[quaint shadow]

[vapid flint]

French big event will come at some point and I need like 500 cubes

[crystal goblet]

me btw

[fading bronze]

You won't waste your cubes if you build 3 Akashis with 3 cubes. Just get better luck.

[crystal goblet]

thats why god created the credit/debit card

[vapid flint]

Also the day after I was done doing akashi quests

I dropped her in event build

....

Yesterday....

[fading bronze]

...and?

[crystal goblet]

yeah she becomes available after

[vapid flint]

Hoo

Okay didn't know

I thought she was always available

[fading bronze]

...EN, can't get annoyed, it's EN, reading is not a thing, it's EN...

[crystal goblet]

frecc

[vapid flint]

Aki if we would read things

You d be a useless help bot

So be glad that we can't read shit

[maiden fossil]

[fading bronze]

No, then I would be able to solely concentrate on technical support.

Which would be great.

[maiden fossil]

Also, I'm gonna be AFK for a bit, making emotes

[fading bronze]

Hence why I gave Immo this jo- for fuck's sake, worst possible timing.

[vapid flint]

[crystal goblet]

Haaa-aaaah~

need one more

[maiden fossil]

🎊

[crystal goblet]

for full type 3 barrage

[fading bronze]

I regret nothing.

[vivid tapir]

Love you all

Just lost all my fucking braincells though

[maiden fossil]

[vapid flint]

Did you have any left to begin with ?

[maiden fossil]

Fuck making emotes for guns, that shit would take too long 😐

Implying have brain cells 😐

[fading bronze]

Now that I have sinned, may I leave?

[crystal goblet]

sigh

[vapid flint]

Gn aki

[fading bronze]

...what?

[vapid flint]

It's lare

[crystal goblet]

late*

[fading bronze]

Refusal.

[crystal goblet]

go

health good

[fading bronze]

There is no health.

[crystal goblet]

frecc shes right

[fading bronze]

There is only adequacy in performance.

[crystal goblet]

go shut down

[vapid flint]

She bacame a bot after all so she mby doesn't need any sleep

[crystal goblet]

or ill manually do it

[vapid flint]

Let your cpu cool down a bit ?

[crystal goblet]

Restart your system

i have nothing to do in lane, i dont wanna lose my oil. i have no purpose anymore

[fading bronze]

I need a beach skin. Been cooped up in one damn place for way too long, a change of visual scenery would be refreshing.

[vapid flint]

ki beach skin when ?

[maiden fossil]

[vapid flint]

Wait

What was the name

Of the

[crystal goblet]

just switch the wallpaper to a beach

[vapid flint]

Ship you like ?

Ik it has a ki in it but that's about it smh

[fading bronze]

New Jersey.

[vapid flint]

Ho

Nvm

[fading bronze]

Wisconsin.