avrora-general

[verbal obsidian]

Thats what ive learned

[gentle quail]

the weather the floor the sky the tree that ant

[warm bluff]

i try that, but i'm too much of a coward and it never gets past small talk so they get bored

[next onyx]

@warm bluff How's the weather?

[gentle quail]

just be social 4het

also these things usually take time

relax luna

[next onyx]

I'm too polite when first meeting ppl haha

[stuck copper]

i'm usually pretty straight-forward

except for lewds

[warm bluff]

i am running out of time

[stuck copper]

because ina is actually right for once. lewds bad.

[warm bluff]

i'm already 23

[gentle quail]

[verbal obsidian]

Life is short, u gotta grow some confidence eventually

Luna is pnly 23????

[next onyx]

should be asking @cosmic pier for advice on talking to others

[verbal obsidian]

I THOUGHT FAM WAS A BOOMER

[stuck copper]

hahaha

[warm bluff]

all of my friends have a ton of experience and stuff

[verbal obsidian]

y i k e s

[stuck copper]

"already 23"

[warm bluff]

[next onyx]

since when is 23 old? Luna still has time wtf

[verbal obsidian]

u aint even break the iveverg yet

ice*

[stuck copper]

barely past drinking age

[gentle quail]

iveverg

[stuck copper]

yeah, don't pity yourself

[warm bluff]

i thought i had a lot of time too, but college flew by in like 2 seconds

[cosmic pier]

i almost died for callin a 20 year old gril old when i was like 13

[verbal obsidian]

brooooo u cant be out there just thinking youre gonna land your fairy tail match

U just gotta try people out

Like trying out clothes

[cosmic pier]

clothes for pp

[stuck copper]

kinda like that, yeah

[gentle quail]

thats what high school and college was for though

for "trying out"

[warm bluff]

i didn't do anything in college other than study

[stuck copper]

nerd

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

got good grades but wasted my life

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

we only had bois in our highschools

[gentle quail]

ok gei

[cosmic pier]

no u

[stuck copper]

can't you just use bumble or something?

[cosmic pier]

fuck is a bumble

[warm bluff]

i've tried using dating apps, had a few matches but i suck at holding convos

[verbal obsidian]

Do u have any female friends?

Other than cal, aran and aki

[stuck copper]

female friends would help, yeah

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

do you have any friends

[stuck copper]

in a way, it's like "don't do this, don't do that", but then it's also like "just do" lmao

[verbal obsidian]

^

[stuck copper]

hard to explain

[warm bluff]

ya i have a few close friends, no female friends though

[verbal obsidian]

worst case is yall dont mix

Then u move on

[stuck copper]

when i got my side wife, we were just chatting and watching movies together

[verbal obsidian]

Side wife

[stuck copper]

wife-approved side wife

[verbal obsidian]

cal over here living like a mormon

[flat palm]

i've never been one to actively look for a relationship

i kinda just let it happen if it does

[verbal obsidian]

I stopped looking shortly after college

i didnt know who i was anymore

[flat palm]

you're a wizard hitagi

[verbal obsidian]

and u have a small pp

Whatsup

[flat palm]

how u know

i never showed you

[verbal obsidian]

Aran showed me

[warm bluff]

ya i'm actually moving back to atlanta to get closer to my friends, and also there's more people there

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

problem is: women get a ton of dudes thirsting after them, so you gotta just do stuff and leave a positive impression.

[warm bluff]

i'm too unattractive and socially incompetent to just let things happen

[flat palm]

nice 1 aran

leaking our dms

blocked

[verbal obsidian]

Dang, u remind me of my old self

[warm bluff]

i actually do love my job, but i could be getting paid more anyway lol

[verbal obsidian]

yeah shame on u aran

[next onyx]

programmers can work from home

[warm bluff]

ya there's stuff i can't do at home

[verbal obsidian]

all about gettibg lucky

[stuck copper]

find woman on bumble, have quick chat, ask if she wants to have snacc, go out and talk at snacc house.

[cosmic pier]

ina attached to sleepin on workdesk

[verbal obsidian]

Ew bumble

[stuck copper]

ez

[verbal obsidian]

bumble was noooooo good

[stuck copper]

anything is better than tinder

[verbal obsidian]

tinder u atleast find thirsty grills

[stuck copper]

he doesnt want those tho

[icy plume]

Imo just focus on career til mid 30s and get a lot of wealth.

[verbal obsidian]

U can try east meets east

But u say u poor

LMAO

[stuck copper]

then build a woman with money. we have the technology.

[cosmic pier]

make a catgirl

[icy plume]

Dating apps give people too many options

[warm bluff]

ya i'm not ambitious enough to care about my career too much

[stuck copper]

i'm not a fan of them either, but people use them

[warm bluff]

is that a retirement thingy?

oh ya i remember now, i do have a bit in it

ya i have both

[next onyx]

I am focusing on my career because I want to retire early. No way I wanna be working hard all the way till my old age lol. Hopefully become a consultant or something in the future.

[magic moon]

401(k) is administered by your employer, Roth IRA is basically the same thing but administered by you.

[verbal obsidian]

Why not find a new hobby with friends

maybe thatll help u

[stuck copper]

hobby sounds good

[warm bluff]

my only hobby is drawing

i do need to find more

[verbal obsidian]

There u go!

go do art stuff and get off the games

LMAO

[warm bluff]

ok gonna quit my job and starve draw full time

[next onyx]

lmao and when Luna can't pay for a simple dinner, they'll dump him easy

[stuck copper]

if she gets salty because you won't pay, dump her.

[verbal obsidian]

i needa pull a cal

Find a wife who will pamper me

Make me the house wife

[stuck copper]

i wasn't even looking lol

[cosmic pier]

if she gets salty that you wont pay just offer her some water to get her less salty

then do the ole run to the toilet

and escape from the window

ez

[stuck copper]

i was a toxic piece of shit and she got curious. the end.

[verbal obsidian]

cal: “one day the stars just alligned and she said i want your pp”

[cosmic pier]

it was the smell

cal smelly

[verbal obsidian]

Squid smell

[stuck copper]

no

and i smell good

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

i don't know, if you're weird, maybe look for someone who is similar weird

[verbal obsidian]

thats hot aran

[stuck copper]

that's the worst. go take a shower.

[verbal obsidian]

how r u single

[verbal obsidian]

O look heres the aran simp

[next onyx]

as long as you don't smell like onions, you should be fine lol

[icy plume]

i do need to find more
@warm bluff try painting

[verbal obsidian]

Just smell like durian

[stuck copper]

or music

[icy plume]

I like to paint miniatures

[warm bluff]

painting takes too much room, my apartment is tiny

[stuck copper]

"wanna see my new warhammer 40k army? "

[verbal obsidian]

Ew cal LMAO

[warm bluff]

music is a good idea though, i should buy an electric keyboard since i used to play piano

[stuck copper]

of course you played the piano. you're asian.

[warm bluff]

i also played cello

[icy plume]

Painting models doesn’t take up that much space

[verbal obsidian]

O cello, the manly strong instrument

[cosmic pier]

i'd befriended a gril once ish in an english class and like she was stone cold ish at first but then became cool n all that cuz her english sucked ass and i taught her stuff
but like she didnt have a phone and all that and the institute we went to just shut down for whatev reason and all my effort got yeeted

[verbal obsidian]

Here i was playing the violin

[warm bluff]

i dont wanna be manly

[verbal obsidian]

[gentle quail]

so are u tryna get a bf or a gf exactly

[stuck copper]

man

i don't know how to sell a femboy

at least not to women

[warm bluff]

probably impossible so i'll just have to pretend to be manly or something i guess

that's why i haven't used any of the estrogen i bought yet

[gentle quail]

[icy plume]

@warm bluff Learn to cook. And get all the ladies

[stuck copper]

best advice

legit

[icy plume]

Wait what is the best advice?

Cooking?

[next onyx]

show her your collection of AL waifus

[stuck copper]

everyone loves food. talk about food.

[warm bluff]

i can cook a bit kinda

[icy plume]

Learning to cook isn't hard

I can give you a killer crepe recipe

[warm bluff]

usually i'm just too lazy though so i just make good-enough recipes

[stuck copper]

on top of that, it's useful

[icy plume]

I also have a good meatloaf recipe

[verbal obsidian]

Oh true, anyone who can cook is an easy plus

[stuck copper]

i'll give you my chicken cacciatore recipe

[verbal obsidian]

But someone who is also willing to eat straight piles of fast food with is also great

[stuck copper]

it requires wine. makes you look fancy.

[warm bluff]

ya the convo part is the hardest part

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

"look, i am cooking with wine. i'm such a chef."

just get her out of the house asap

ask do have dinner outside

it's way easier to leave a good impression in person

[cosmic pier]

is this reicism

[gentle quail]

what part of the convo is hard

[verbal obsidian]

Yes

[gentle quail]

does it fall off?

[icy plume]

The secret to my meatloaf is maple bacon on top

[stuck copper]

well

[warm bluff]

ya, i'm too much of a coward to get past small talk

[stuck copper]

once you can have them, that is

[gentle quail]

how though

[verbal obsidian]

Eh all comes with experience friend

[gentle quail]

so do u just stop talking after a while lmao

[verbal obsidian]

sometimes if your brain says “dont say that its stupid”

One of those times u gotta just do it

[warm bluff]

no it just slows down and eventually the other person just doesn't respond

[icy plume]

Also work on your self esteem

[stuck copper]

one thing my wife likes is that i'm flawed. because she is flawed, and it makes me relatable.

[next onyx]

that's hard to do

[gentle quail]

bruh what

[stuck copper]

so i wouldn't worry too much

[gentle quail]

that sounds so sus

[verbal obsidian]

Also another thing is

[gentle quail]

just means the other person didnt really like you to begin with tbh

[verbal obsidian]

Why u even talking to us fellow internet dwellers

go aska real woman

[stuck copper]

yeah

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

you're talking to us

[cosmic pier]

talkin to inet people is ez

[stuck copper]

just do that with a woman

[cosmic pier]

you can just think they are all talking potatoes

[gentle quail]

imagine we all girls

[cosmic pier]

it works for me all the time

[warm bluff]

ya it's easier when i'm anonymous

[verbal obsidian]

Aran already does that

look how far hes gotten

[cosmic pier]

call every single woman you see on the street cute

[next onyx]

lunapat for every woman you come across

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

that's probably assault with a deadly weapon now with covid

[ornate mantle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yow_BJeb8TI

Goddamn

This beat is my thing

[verbal obsidian]

Ayame is a goodie

[ornate mantle]

Wasn’t there a super huge Hololive simp

Here

Blue

[cosmic pier]

There's plenty

[ornate mantle]

What happened to blue

[warm bluff]

i thought everyone here was one

[ornate mantle]

Did he leave too

[verbal obsidian]

binky is pretty toxic for hololive

[gentle quail]

blue is too big for us now

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

he was never super active in here i think

[cosmic pier]

@warm bluff

[verbal obsidian]

Bluezero

[cosmic pier]

Ina's bf

First one

[ornate mantle]

^

[verbal obsidian]

he hops in once evey month

[ornate mantle]

The first Luna simp

[cosmic pier]

The origin

They've even traded cosplay pics i thonk

[ornate mantle]

The reason Luna has a harem of weebs now.

[stuck copper]

bhz

bluehunterzero

[ornate mantle]

Yeah

[cosmic pier]

Bluesimpzero

[verbal obsidian]

Maybe e-dating is more your thing luna lol

[ornate mantle]

I was reminded that someone was actually going the extra mile and super simping Hololive

[verbal obsidian]

works for some

[ornate mantle]

And forgot who it was

[verbal obsidian]

[gentle quail]

e dating

[cosmic pier]

Edatin kinda gae

[verbal obsidian]

It works for some people

[ornate mantle]

But what if it’s not gae

[cosmic pier]

Then its megagae

[ornate mantle]

[verbal obsidian]

My FC in ff14, half the members met over the game and are married irl lol

Ohhh right LOL

[ornate mantle]

Is that what happened

[gentle quail]

damn u hear that luna

[ornate mantle]

His simping went unrecognized

[gentle quail]

time to play ff14 and get married

[ornate mantle]

[warm bluff]

i dont think that'll work for me lol

[cosmic pier]

Just e date justin

[ornate mantle]

Once they see Luna they’ll rethink it

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

i used to play an mmo but i never want to go back to that addiction

[ornate mantle]

Oof

Trauma is strong

[cosmic pier]

Blunt trauma

[stuck copper]

can't recommend

[verbal obsidian]

Justin be like

[stuck copper]

too many psycho bitches playing mmos

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

Im traumatized by a wronk move i made in an mmo

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

Yeah just buy a mating bed like ranbo

[gentle quail]

just start doing

[cosmic pier]

And never use it

[gentle quail]

stop thinking about it

just go

[stuck copper]

at least pretend to be somewhat normal for about one date or two lol

[gentle quail]

ye then show her how lewd u are

[verbal obsidian]

Smh i aint no wizard

[stuck copper]

and once you know she likes you, you can get weird

[warm bluff]

i am trying, it's super demoralizing though

[verbal obsidian]

Fk the lakers

[warm bluff]

i actually did get my only date from tinder, but that didn't work out since she was kinda crazy lol

[stuck copper]

it gets easier the more you do it

[verbal obsidian]

im a knicks fan afterall

[stuck copper]

i was a super loser when i was young

[cosmic pier]

So we're in the ina love life arc of the avrogen anime

[verbal obsidian]

Ye what cal said

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

this arc sucks, lets skip it

[verbal obsidian]

Thats how aran and aki met

Esports lobbies

[cosmic pier]

No skip

[stuck copper]

what was crazy about her?

[cosmic pier]

If we skip you it mite be my turn next

[gentle quail]

i think dating apps are sus af

[stuck copper]

only use them to establish contact. don't chat on them too much.

[verbal obsidian]

Well justin

[gentle quail]

no sane/normal person would use it for legitimate relationships

just 1 night stands

[verbal obsidian]

Youre not supposed to respond to the bots

[warm bluff]

i can't even get those

[gentle quail]

i dont hae any downloaded

just know girls and u wont need it

[cosmic pier]

Do you

[verbal obsidian]

A few friends met their significant others through them

[gentle quail]

yeah you

[cosmic pier]

Hot

[verbal obsidian]

So i cant go against them like that anymore

[stuck copper]

you have to go where the people go, and that's dating apps, sadly.

[verbal obsidian]

^

[warm bluff]

ya lots of my friends found their current gfs from them, so they convinced me to try it

[stuck copper]

not everyone is a freak tho.

[gentle quail]

[stuck copper]

though, judging by my wife's efforts, i'd say 99% of all men are lmao

at least the ones on there

"hi"
-"hi"
"how are you?
-"good. and you?"
"wanna go out?"
-"sure"
"can i put my hand in your pants?"
-"what?"

[warm bluff]

[gentle quail]

thats what all the girls post on twitter

[stuck copper]

that's legit how it goes

[gentle quail]

all the dudes say like

hi

[stuck copper]

i have proof on my wife's phone

[gentle quail]

and instantly

can we fuck

[cosmic pier]

Cal can i put my hand in your bra

[stuck copper]

it makes me super sad, because she's super nice and just wants to watch movies and stuff

[verbal obsidian]

Anywayyyyy do what helps u build your own self confidence

Everything else will come easily after

[gentle quail]

actually start

[stuck copper]

@cosmic pier go ahead. savor it. i'm not gonna do it again.

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

no squeezing. that's for marriage.

[warm bluff]

the only thing i'm confident about is python but that's kinda useless lol

[cosmic pier]

Time to ring cal

[ornate mantle]

“Do you wanna... pip pip the diddly do?”

[stuck copper]

do the cooking thing

making good shit is so satisfying

[cosmic pier]

Impress em with your big python

[stuck copper]

it'll give you a little boost

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

and then you can talk about it

[gentle quail]

yo fr though

whys there so many girls on ff14

every healer i come across is a girl

where my guys at

[cosmic pier]

Half of em are just guys

[warm bluff]

maybe i should play ff14 and be a healer

[cosmic pier]

Smg

Smh

[stuck copper]

literally the only person on the planet complaining about too many girls in games lmao

[gentle quail]

im not complaining

just why all the dudes dont play healers msh

[stuck copper]

ah, that

yeah

[warm bluff]

playing healer is fun!

[stuck copper]

my pocket healer was a woman too

[cosmic pier]

Most of the people i saw back in rift were "ur so young i could be your mom" females lel

Men are angeri

And violent n all that

So they go dps

[gentle quail]

healer is cool until i let my team die

[cosmic pier]

Duh

[gentle quail]

cause i just forget im the healer

luna come play ff14

im literally in a call w a girl u can flirt w her

ill wingman you and make you look amazing

[stuck copper]

i'd take it if i were you

[warm bluff]

my old mmo guild was the top guild on the server so whenever i heal they know to actually dodge stuff since i sucked

[cosmic pier]

I used to play healer but then i got blamed when tank or dps were dumbshits and died to red aoe

Then i was like fuck this shit im out

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

[warm bluff]

it's impossible to make me look amazing

[gentle quail]

im the best at smooth talking

ill make her believe ur gandhi

[verbal obsidian]

thats uhh

[stuck copper]

"he has a really big dick. i'd go for it if i were you."

[verbal obsidian]

An odd

Wait but luna

Do u even want to meet girls

[cosmic pier]

"he has a big dic, was tasty last i tried it, go for it" ~joosten

[verbal obsidian]

Did fam even answer earlier

[warm bluff]

ya

[verbal obsidian]

[gentle quail]

mans lying

dudes tryna meet guys instead

[verbal obsidian]

It feels that way

[stuck copper]

exclusively girls?

[warm bluff]

i'm mostly interested in girls though

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

"mostly" means you're open for some homo action

[verbal obsidian]

Ye femboy for girls is hard to sell

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

[cosmic pier]

I mean ina is gay
He wants to be a gril
And get lewded
Which means he want a male to lewd him
Therefore ina=gay

Quick maffs

[stuck copper]

they're super easy to sell to guys tho

[verbal obsidian]

Ye look at aran

Thirstin for them

[stuck copper]

so many homo dudes

looking for a "little boy" to take care of

[verbal obsidian]

Joosten too

[cosmic pier]

Ina come outta the closet already

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

actually, let me put that in quotation marks lmao

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

Cals ingriz mashin broke

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

i'm tabbing back and forth, okay?

busy hackerman

[verbal obsidian]

luna tryna be a beta

Not the alpha

[stuck copper]

like aquan likes to post

"sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl"

[verbal obsidian]

[warm bluff]

i'm not trying to be a beta, i just am one since i'm a huge coward

[cosmic pier]

Have you tried being a charlie

[stuck copper]

just be yourself, man. if you're a little beta boy, that's perfectly fine. it's all about finding a good match.

[cosmic pier]

Is any of these a good match

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

let the dad jokes commence

"i didn't know you were into redheads"

[cosmic pier]

Well

Redheads are kinda hot

[stuck copper]

that's probably because they are hot people in general, not because they have a certain hair color.

[cosmic pier]

No they were matches

Not people

Smg

Smh

[stuck copper]

alright. burgers tomorrow.

[cosmic pier]

Borgar

Time to go check on abyss

Hope no one stole my spot

[carmine coyote]

Well not sure about a match, but she is a good lighter

[warm bluff]

i already have it

there's like no asians in alabama though lol

[gentle quail]

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

can't win if you don't play

[next onyx]

you got a dock filled with ship girls who love you

[verbal obsidian]

yeah god only knows

when i do meet a girl who likes anime

what she gonna say when she sees my fig collection

yes

but only in my room at my parents home

when i was living alone

i had a few, but only in my bedroom

[verbal obsidian]

sorry

room

yeah thats why idc

if she dont like anime w/e but if she dont like me cus of it

she can fk right off

woah spoiler

[warm bluff]

i could never be as attractive as either lol

[verbal obsidian]

hachiman

attractive

[warm bluff]

also i should probably just throw away my merch and stuff

[verbal obsidian]

u can only pick one

why throw away your merch

if its something u like and support, embrace it

dont let social standards shit on your hobbies

unless ya know...you like doing illegal shit

[warm bluff]

good point, that's never gonna happen so no need to throw away my stuff

[verbal obsidian]

[stuck copper]

if you're a degen, just find another degen.

[next onyx]

share

[carmine coyote]

@last kiln

[warm bluff]

how do you send the first message? i always get stuck on it for hours

[gentle quail]

u hit send

[warm bluff]

it says message body can't be empty

[gentle quail]

hi is good

[warm bluff]

[next onyx]

stuck at hi. boi this is gonna be good

[verbal obsidian]

hi

[next onyx]

man, I love tokyo ravens. sadly it's one of those animes that never got a continuation

i dont know how it ended

[verbal obsidian]

well this isnt good

i'm feelin kinda sick

[next onyx]

[icy plume]

Hitagi has covid run

[gentle quail]

use your arms

[next onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/tokyo-ravens-cute-fluffy-happy-blush-gif-16600232

[warm epoch]

Sony is making a monster hunter movie

[carmine coyote]

Why does that Floof look familiar

[next onyx]

she is from Tokyo Ravens

[grizzled crag]

uwu

[knotty echo]

[icy plume]

Luna is gonna say radford is cute and put the little emote on it

Laffeypat

[warm bluff]

she's cute!

[verbal obsidian]

she's cute!

[next onyx]

she’s cute!

[sick wraith]

Ah, ah, ah.

[carmine coyote]

She's cute

[cosmic pier]

Ina's cute!

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

[magic moon]

hell, I'm f2p and got Venti

[next onyx]

good one

[swift cliff]

Hello shipmates

[next onyx]

you mean in chat people are asking?

oh lol

lol I just took a look

icon is turning out to be a bust imo

sigh..so many games I want to come to global

[cosmic pier]

and become busts too

weeeee

just 3*d sp3

im so pro

sp3 gave 2 cubes for 3*

gave back the eskimo costs

[next onyx]

but you started playing icon before me

[cosmic pier]

shshsh

dont sweat the small details

[next onyx]

@last kiln is that true? lol

I stopped playing so idk

was waiting for global

[cosmic pier]

just megalodon it

[next onyx]

play Raid Shadow Legends

[cosmic pier]

play Reid shado regends

[next onyx]

if you were to play an idle game you're gonna drop that like it's hot within a week

[cosmic pier]

i think my vpn like only gives me ads from 1 game

and its g x b 2

kek

[next onyx]

I always wanted to try girls x battle because of the ads lol

rando if you wanna try it, I'll jump in as well

[cosmic pier]

thats like wantin to get into al cuz of the ads

[verbal obsidian]

aran

why not play

actual pc games

or buy yourself a console lol

[cosmic pier]

cuz he sucks at em

dies once

[verbal obsidian]

why just gachas lol

[cosmic pier]

uninstalls

i woulda poked al with a 10 kilometer stick if i had seen the freakin hood ad before installin

[verbal obsidian]

plenty of mmos u can throw money at

[cosmic pier]

[verbal obsidian]

and be giga whale

[cosmic pier]

ah yes i wanna go plei azur lein cuz of this ad

only got baited in like one game from ads
was my first gacha too kek
enjoyed it n all that and was like gettin quite somewhere

then hit p2w wall

you for real?

[next onyx]

im pretty sure it's not lol

[cosmic pier]

dam

the ads really got me

[next onyx]

lmao

[cosmic pier]

brb installing that game
sounds fun

i want that thing

[cosmic pier]

lel

i like that last part

[next onyx]

lmao

[cosmic pier]

@next onyx any of the new thots in build? i suc at reading gfl news

[next onyx]

The collab girls? None of them are in build. They are either rewards, drops or you can exchange medals for them in event shop

[cosmic pier]

time to get that one gril whose name i already forgot from shop then buy her the maid dress

krappa

[grizzled crag]

[cosmic pier]

[gentle quail]

[cosmic pier]

[gentle quail]

[knotty echo]

[cold sparrow]

[verbal obsidian]

theres no new ships right

[gentle quail]

nope

[carmine coyote]

Ark doesn't take lewd photos, unless they were of Destroyers only

[cosmic pier]

[acoustic crag]

this is cool

i wonder how nearl got in the tournament

wasn't she banished from kazimierz

[stuck copper]

i love how all of nearl's stats are "excellent", yet she's still just a 5*

the lore really doesn't support her rarity.

[ornate mantle]

Lol

[knotty echo]

tfw

i did some pulls on my cn acc but didn't get the 6* nearl

this lood luna

[ornate mantle]

Maria is so cute.

[next onyx]

I want to massage her feet

[warm bluff]

[flat palm]

[next onyx]

https://i.redd.it/m9p61gozm8t51.png

[warm bluff]

they added more cute loading screens in this patch

[next onyx]

any lewd ones?

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

that sounds like you recently

[grizzled crag]

pretend to take notes

ez

o

[warm bluff]

use more meaningless buzzwords

[grizzled crag]

wats it ab

[next onyx]

smh, that's what happens when you work from home but not really working

[warm bluff]

[next onyx]

saw this on reddit

you guys get 30 primogems wheeee

[cosmic pier]

aw

psy actually loves genshin

[next onyx]

lol i actually found it on r/freegamefindings

I'm poor so I have to look for free games

i want to do naughty things with them

[warm bluff]

i wanna be them

[cosmic pier]

gae

you just want psy to lewd you

[stuck copper]

now if only 30 primo were actually worth the hassle

so stingy

[flat palm]

apparently norways oil fund is worth 1 trillion usd

thats a lot of gacha pulls

[next onyx]

same as rando

[wintry sonnet]

fun times

my town is now under the red zone because coof

can't say I'm surprised when people wear chin diapers instead of masks

tldr it's the highest level of restriction

gotta wear masks, there's only a limit of 5 clients per grocery store

non-essentials must close down

typical supermarket here's around 400-700 square meters

[verbal obsidian]

[next onyx]

lol can't wait to see people arguing about wanting to go in the grocery store without waiting. I have my freedom, let me iiinnnnn!!

[carmine coyote]

Well in 'Murkia we have it where as long as it's not illegal, you can do it, unless if it is then just don't get caught

[cosmic pier]

fweedum

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

~~i need less freedom ~~

[cosmic pier]

i need less sanctions

smh

[ornate mantle]

I need more money smh

[warm bluff]

same

i need my random useless stuff

[next onyx]

move to somalia then. you wont be tempted

[cosmic pier]

but he'd still have his moni

he'd just be megarich compared to em

[stuck copper]

free dum

sounds about right

oh, nice. a 50% increase in daily infections.

good job

hope you like staying inside.

[cosmic pier]

wish i could stay inside

[carmine coyote]

[warm bluff]

i dont wanna stay inside anymore

[cosmic pier]

just go outside then

just dump yourself somewhere away from hoomans and walk around ez

ur mom is a boing boing pillow

[next onyx]

Imma buy a pillow like this

[warm bluff]

[next onyx]

I am pretty sure Japan has body pillows now with gel filling in uhh certain parts of the pillow..

[limpid kite]

[next onyx]

that guy looks so happy with his lap pillow. I want to be happy too

[carmine coyote]

[cosmic pier]

well ye he posin for a camera

[gentle quail]

wot

[cosmic pier]

wet

[gentle quail]

ur wet

[warm bluff]

looks super uncomfortable

[gentle quail]

cause you want the guy laying on you

[warm bluff]

[next onyx]

I volunteer

[carmine coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638925500198158349/766285650348998676/image0.png

[next onyx]

I still need U-47. Do you guys think it's wise to spend cubes or wait for like a wishing well or something?

[carmine coyote]

Do it nyao

[next onyx]

[gentle quail]

just relax

its perma mane

[cosmic pier]

wishin wheel is just a bait anyway

[next onyx]

permanent, but that means I will have to do special every day until I get her

wish I got her during event

[cosmic pier]

dam

you'd have cried and quit the game if you were ranbo

[gentle quail]

wdym

he wouldve spent 1000$

[next onyx]

rando would spend as much money to get them all before he quit

remember when subs first came out? I remember rando spending money to get them all

[cosmic pier]

ofc i remember all of ranbo's whelin adventures

[stuck copper]

if it's the only one, wait for wishing well

save your cubes for ships that matter

[warm bluff]

roll now, she's super cute

[cosmic pier]

yeah roll her with ina's cubes

[solar fjord]

Roll now

[next onyx]

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

@stuck copper i just realized geishin has ur mom filtered in ingame chat

my life is ruined

time to refund

[stuck copper]

lol

the people that need to be protected from that sort of low-level insult have bigger issues than having other people say that to them

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

let's filter out playground insults

this could legit affect german players. they use "mom" for "(just a) moment" when they need people to wait for them.

it's basically their version of "sec".

[cosmic pier]

mom alone is fine

unless if you say your mom

[stuck copper]

i see

can you say

yo momma?

[cosmic pier]

ye

[stuck copper]

wow

black people privileged

[cosmic pier]

smh

this fren im playin with has kiki and keking and venti at ar24
heccin saccs
didnt even know what a reroll is

[stuck copper]

sounds like me. except i'm ar36

[warm bluff]

[stuck copper]

i think i'll keep rolling standard from now on. limited is kind of a scam. there's no way i'll ever hit the full pity with f2p income.

unless i save up for, like, 2 years.

[cosmic pier]

pity carries over on same banner types, so you could still roll it, but a wronk luccsacc could screw the crap outta it

someone i know didnt want venti but was randomly rollin the banner anyway
then sacced venti and got angeri lol

[warm bluff]

gib venti

[cosmic pier]

i can give you a vent

then eject you

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

i got to ar25 and got an acquaint fate from it, looked at history and just had 2 rolls to pity and was like yolo and dropped 320 primos on it

got bennet kek

not even a razor smh

no u

rando luccsacc

smh

someone spent like 5 mins tellin me how bennet is gud cuz his ult increases others' damage right after i said i aint gonna use him cuz i dont like his looks

ranbo people smh

why are you so cute

i'll let you know if i ever become that

aint managed yet

[warm bluff]

how 2 become luccsacc?

[cosmic pier]

well

just roll harder

use some of ranbo's wallet to whel

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

genshin's filter is the worst thing bout the game i've seen so far

'want me' becomes 'wa** *e'

cuz who knows why

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

ina why are you so perv

ah yes the big brain no answer to why question

[warm bluff]

because it's a loaded question

[cosmic pier]

track censored too cuz it has rack in it kekw

[warm bluff]

stop typing lood things then

[cosmic pier]

ah yes

cuz track is a lood word

[ornate mantle]

What

[cosmic pier]

azu

i cant say your mom without it gettin filtered

it truly is a shit game

ye brb lemme bring my chinez kb

[ornate mantle]

What kinda of dystopia has gaming arrived at where saying ur mom is censored.

It's a time tested fan favorite classic of an insult.

[stuck copper]

a german classic is "go die". i hope it's not banned yet lol

[cosmic pier]

i told my fren to kill himself

it wasnt censored

[warm bluff]

hong kong is censored too

[cosmic pier]

[stuck copper]

go die is not the same as go kill yourself. it's more like "just go the fuck away and die".

because you don't care, and you don't want to see them ever again.

and it's not 100% serious. often used as trash talk.

[cosmic pier]

its ok go die aint censored either

[stuck copper]

nice

[next onyx]

Soon we won't be able to type or own sentences. You have to choose from a list of available sentences to interact with others in mmos lol. Too many mmos these days you keep seeing a bunch of filtered chat and it;s like wtf are you saying

[stuck copper]

easy solution

let people make their own filters

but no

we're all babies

i don't mind certain words, but there are a few that bother me, and they're usually not filtered.

and they usually bother me because of the context they're used in

so even filtering them is dumb

[next onyx]

because of the vocal ones. Not to mention gamez journalism have a part to play in it too. which is why lots of multiplayers are censoring everything because they are afraid to step on their toes.

[stuck copper]

game journos are my favorite bully targets

[next onyx]

Like when BFV was released and they censored the term white man lmao

[stuck copper]

"you're just frustrated because no real/reputable outlet would hire you haha"

[cosmic pier]

i already found the best part of coop

stealing people's ores

[stuck copper]

ask rei about baby mode

that was a fun kek in dms

[cosmic pier]

lel

promenade

[stuck copper]

about how games shouldn't shame you for picking easy mode

when it's just one press of a button and you'll never see it again

[cosmic pier]

Although “Promenade” isn’t significantly easier than “Furi,” it does offer you more lives. You’re shamed for picking it, which made me wonder why it was included at all. Really, you’re not only shamed for picking it as much as you’re shamed for being the kind of person who would pick it: “Anyone will be able to enjoy the universe and the story, but the game will be much shorter and very easy. Does not unlock trophies, the Furier difficulty and the Speedrun mode.” After you select “Promenade,” Furi warns you again that you’re a wimp: “Are you sure you want to change the difficulty? It will prevent you from feeling the rush of combat... Once you have changed the difficulty, you can’t go back to the current difficulty.” Ouch. The word “Promenade” is a constant reminder on-screen that you’re not playing the game right.

Okay, I thought, I get it. This is a hard game for real gamers.

[stuck copper]

so many assumptions in one paragraph.

that person has ego issues. imagine getting offended by promenade.

when you're so small, you think anyone larger than you is a threat.

[warm bluff]

i wanna be that smol

[stuck copper]

i go to a monthly gaming session with a childhood friend. they play on easy, because none of them are good at games.

and it's fine.

[cosmic pier]

read someone from polygon or sth literally tried hades cuz it had an easy mode lel

[stuck copper]

i don't go there to flex my gaming skills anyway. it's just to chill and chat.

still better than "no achievements. 1 star."

[cosmic pier]

https://www.polygon.com/2020/10/6/21504219/hades-god-mode-difficulty

[stuck copper]

the genius of letting me win

written by sandy pepega beaches

[cosmic pier]

tldr 'i didnt even wanna try hades but after readin bout godmode and how the devs wanted people to read the story even if they suck got me to try it'

[carmine coyote]

If only I can get her on my main list instead of my alt

[stuck copper]

supergiant are that type of studio. they care a lot about the narrative.

it's part of their identity.

[warm bluff]

alts in genshin?

[stuck copper]

so

you know for sure the pity transfers between limited banners?

[carmine coyote]

Yeah I have my app version and my PS4 version, so it's all good

[cosmic pier]

ye

[carmine coyote]

Not breaking any rules using both anyways

[cosmic pier]

i read the thing better

[warm bluff]

[carmine coyote]

[stuck copper]

then i think it would be smart to pull more fischls

since she's my main

[cosmic pier]

This is a character event wish. The wish guarantee count is accumulated within character event wishes only and is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

just says other types

first time reading it i misread it as other types

[carmine coyote]

I prefer Beidou because she's like a better Razer

[stuck copper]

you know

[cosmic pier]

razor and beidou like play differently tho

[stuck copper]

it would really help if they could just specify the wishes, rather than making broad statements

[carmine coyote]

I have both, and they use the Claymore, and both are lighting

[stuck copper]

like "other types of wishes"

that could be anything

[ornate mantle]

@warm bluff What

No way

Hong Kong is censored?

[warm bluff]

ya hong kong and taiwan are censored i think

[stuck copper]

just call it limited or something

[ornate mantle]

LOL

[carmine coyote]

Like you know, weapons, or the normal wish

[stuck copper]

good point

i forgot about the weapons banner that i never pull from

[carmine coyote]

Taiwan exists!?

[ornate mantle]

I'm not a fan of West Taiwan.

[stuck copper]

it says "made it taiwan", so i'd say it exists.

[cosmic pier]

I have both, and they use the Claymore, and both are lighting
yeah but razor i just go attack everything and beat em up rite away while beidou i just let em jump on me then counter em to death

which is why i say they play different

sure its same shit if you just spammin auto

[warm bluff]

let them jump on you?

[cosmic pier]

imma jump on your ass

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

you're just horni like ina

[warm bluff]

fmc=female mc?

[cosmic pier]

go to horni jail

[warm bluff]

i wanna be fmc

[cosmic pier]

you're already fmc

[next onyx]

thicc thighs amber

yum

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

fren keeps askin me to stop stealin his ores

smh

no u

if he let em lay around he doesnt need em

[stuck copper]

steal all the mint ones

that's the good shit

[warm bluff]

take mine, i'm not wasting my time farming them

[cosmic pier]

ur already wastin your time by livin

[warm bluff]

[ornate mantle]

I like the chick with the red bunny ears.

Idk her name.

Also, my car phone mount finally came in.

[cosmic pier]

no you dont like her

you just like the thighs

[next onyx]

how did operation "Help Luna get a date" go yesterday?

[ornate mantle]

Luna got a discord harem.

[flat palm]

We made some progress

[warm bluff]

tablet and motivation broken

[ornate mantle]

[flat palm]

[next onyx]

what ever happened to pencil and paper?

[cosmic pier]

ranbo is 1 s some kinda chinese curse or sth

cuz its filtered too

[warm bluff]

i like ctrl z too much for traditional art

also line smoothing, and selection

[carmine coyote]

Lumine is the Female Traveler's actual name

And yes she's nice enough to lewd and nice enough to headpat

[warm bluff]

no lewding female mc!

[cosmic pier]

so you wanna lewd the male mc

gae ina is gae

[carmine coyote]

Luna swings that way anyways

[warm bluff]

[cosmic pier]

its ok ina

its fine to come outta your gae closet

[verbal obsidian]

Beidou and jean

[next onyx]

here you go @warm bluff follow this cosplay and you will get the harem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHAzPimHmhI&t=57s

[carmine coyote]

That moment when you said you wanted to lewd Beidou

[cosmic pier]

ew

that cosplay

[verbal obsidian]

she can step on my pp any day

[next onyx]

she gonna lewd you instead

[verbal obsidian]

Beidou, not that cosplayer

[warm bluff]

[verbal obsidian]

thats what i want psy

[next onyx]

yeah let her step on my scrotum with those heels of hers

[warm bluff]