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justin already recovered and went back to normal 
no LEWDS
i once nearly drowned a woman doing that
ya i did go to a few onsens 
Kashino competing with rares and shit is actually garbage.
i was walking towards my mum in the pool, and i walked into a really obese womans ass
and it was so big i got crushed
LMAO
and fell underwater
those floating boards are a genuine death trap
idk what was happening but i almost drowned at a resort pool as a kid cause i was on a trip
you go under them and they just follow you
i was so stupid that i thought i was drowning so i was just gulping in the pool water
also on a school trip i accidentally stepped on a jellyfish
when i couldve just stood up
pretty sure i had a real bad case of the tummy aches after that day

luna probably liked it the disgusting lewd he is
Kashino competing with rares and shit
.
japanese guy yell yelling screaming shouting casino jackpot bell ring
Literally me

that's giving her a lot of credit
tbh i didnt know how to swim until i was like 18, so i used to be allowed to leave school twice every week in elementary from 11am-1pm to go have swimming lessons with 1 of the teachers
i got to skip so many classes to go swimming
But that line though is perfect
it is super awkward 
my school made me participate in a competition
but it was relaxing after a while
this kid in singapore went out to the beach w his friends and drowned cause he thought swimming was easy


also getting a drink from the vending machines afterwards is so nice
jp vending machines are high quality
japanese canned coffee is so good
i miss the vending machines so much 
ill just go to the store
i'm not lood!


the only vending machine i use is ben & jerrys ice cream vending machine
i'm so fucking cheap, i drink nothing but cheap tea.
vending machines in murica suck 
I used a coffee vending machine at colleg
luna please
at least u guys have them
in SEA land we have nothing cause it would get destroyed within the day its put up
come to think of it, I dont think I've even seen a vending machine in the past 3 years
they're pretty much exclusive to train stations over here
sea sounds fun
but theres def areas that have a lot of night markets and street vendors
street vendors and night markets are so good
fun for a vacay yeah
not so fun for living

ok rephrase
not so fun for growing up
me: "hong kong is amazing"
my chinese friend: "i work 16 hours a day"
its just not a lot of things to do and u could honestly do most things cities here can offer within a few months
but if u wanna settle down w your family here its bueno
ya i would not want to live in an asian country 
I think the same thing when people praise japan as this amazing place.
Sure it has anime.
But the people there work 14-16 hours.

that's weebs for you
Japan is great to appreciate from a distance
are their birth rates still on the low?
not so much if you wanna live there and aren't asian
it's an amazing place to vacation, but ya i dont wanna spend my entire life working
yeah even if ur asian
Too busy working, and then they're not working too busy watching hentai.
asian work culture is very bad yeah
if u dont speak/understand japanese its not a good palce to live in
work is more important than family over there
but its a controversial topic
Not really controversial to say working 80% of the day is bad.
seems luna was actually looking to move there


no i mean for them azu
dayum
Oh.
@warm bluff can i bum a couch in your mansion
not only do you work your ass off, you're also expected to skip on vacation days and drink with your colleagues after work.
idk lets move to japan aran
if you come to murica you can stay in my tiny apartment lol
lets go!
wdym japan
like, bro, i'm doing enough for this shit company already. you're like a fucking obsessive girlfriend.
000 Null Island
well
send me your addy in dms
"Some Basement"
ill visit
wait luna if youre a programmer
the best job to have in japan seems to almost be being a freelance artist lol
u def make da big bucks
they make bank

but then they spend all their money on gachas
just sell lewds online

so rich
jp people are giga whales
you get to do porn without doing porn
cause all they do is work and play gachas aki
tru
i wish i were good enough at art to sell stuff
oh i need to buy a new tablet 
gotta practice drawing wholesome non-lewd art
i once watched a hentai artist on twitch. she complained that nobody would fuck her when she was a teenager. fun times.
If I don't get Kashino i'll quit AL.

you're not missing anything anyway azu
I'm missing a lot.
a lot of oppai
nah, you'll get your lewds anyway
I'm missing too much if I don't get Kashino.
@stuck copper was she french
@gentle quail you know who
damn it do be her
dont reward devs with money when they make poo poo pee pee
which artist was it?
saruei
wait
on real note, good luck
jp can choose what to get from gold boxes?
oooh this artist draws a lot of cute stuff!
oh
i was in a meeting
So for 200 rolls you get 1 Shinano right.

yea one
Ye
chat got weird one time, so she drew hairy arm pits for fun
Thankfully I get a lot of cubes everyday.
There i changed nick a bit to avoid aqua brainfartin
So, I can hope for the best.
yay
let me see how i got. Cow girl in 10x, UR in the next 10x, 2 chiyo's in the next 20x, nothing in the last. so like 100 rolls for cow, UR, and 2 chiyo
Nice. About time.
cba to play today anyway
I'll just wait for the 10h to come back so I can start limit breaking
the destroyer is the only relevant ship
Ok lolicon
wheres frayya
i need more UR :v
damn did he leave again
Ye

fray's off to MLG
did someonne bully him
he needs to get his KDA up
yeah trump
Trump bullied him
bullied into the army
he's getting bullied for money
nah
frayya is becoming USS Frayya
gonna be new top tier DD
tbf
Fray is into big boobs tho
gei lemme know when u get the game
i can hook you up with a steam card bot
With data you dumshit

I mean I dont constantly turn it on and off
it defaults to wifi when it works anyway

Ok boomer
ok zoomer
Ok feeter
feater?
Ina go back to your chains
Who
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Shirogane Noel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdyqAaZDKHXg4Ahi7VENThQ
Source (September 17, 2020)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnOxUBD0TN8
Music
citrusgastank - a fresh start (animal crossing lofi remix museum) - lofi hip hop
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you mean you'd be her sub
You're one to talk
armia krajowa
but did you get the cow
Whel
is she still rolling?
Did she get Kashino.
i missed the rolls
why wouldn't she
I got 2 kashinos gimme a cheetos and I'll give you both one
simp money still works for buying gems


I'd gladly give a cheeto.
Someone in another server was keepin track of how much money the en hololive bitch was makin every min kekw
Oh an update just happened.
which one?
Did they update my game by putting Kashino into my summon pool?

#ThotLyfe
damn
That some goooooood cash
you wanna bet whether she gets to keep that?
fuck yea boii, 7k per box
Google just ate up 14mil of it
leggo
she gets a super small cut though
it's especially wurf now with the 300k gatekeeping
Fren said she gets about 440k yen or whatever but idk how much is that in dollas even
well, it's not like vtubing is terrible
I dunno rando
I hear hololive is now pedo bait

according to TriggeredFemiNazi58341 on twitter
so it propb gonn get cancelled
but she lost 21k

Oh my fucking god seeing two 1:30 timers and getting two kents.
thats kinda yikes
Is so diheartening.
so what? better have them sit at home and watch some anime girl, than something else
Mostima, it's the family curse

the hillarious thing is none of the english hololives they cry about even are lolis
and they actually think the lewds on booru are official artwork

Isnt the shark a loli
good lord, if your standard is "what fan artists in Japan create"

childish is what I'd describe her
I'm so tilted on my side right now.
meanwhile, cuties has a 89% rating on rotten tomatoes

it be like that
Cuties is an actual crime.
can't say much, since i didn't watch it, and i don't plan to.
but it won french awards azu
from convicted pedo but still
it won awards
meanwhile the real scourge plagging this land? Too many lolis in animoo
since conspiracy theories are so popular, what if those awards came from pedo organizations?
and short girls with big tiddies
what...
cuties is kind of freaky
WHY CUTIES
What is a cuties
I mean if the logic is "you can show pedo bait as long as you call it critique"
can I make a movie where 90 min is just someone yelling the you know what word
and call it critique

just wanna know where the line is
oh

its the pedo show on netflix
The real thing to do is never trust rotten tomatoes
that's what some people claim, yeah.
I'll take the orange,
The ratings will always be wack
why tf did they ever greenlight some shit like that
I do trust it tho
those oranges are really good
90% journos and only 5% audience
that's a pretty good tell
lOL
usually, such a huge discrepancy is an indicator, yes.
i hope the oranges dont get affected by that disaster
rottentomato is garbage anyway
They did nothing wrong
ya i love those oranges
I used to eat like 20 of them
And get really sick afterward, but it was worth the risk
i ate half a bag of them in one sitting once 
they have this very small sample size of people they deem more important, and those are the ones that end up forming the score, not the people who they are supposed to serve with those critiques.
so we have a bunch of fart sniffers talk a bunch of shit, basically.
oh wait
it was also pretty nice to have your hands smell like citrus
what's the 0?
if you roll for kii, you deserve to suffer
Kii
Kii is a free anyway
cal
thats shinano
suisei said shes in love with your hololive en waifu aran
How many rolls in total though
it's probably sponsored anyway
kii themselves
are you gonna fight her about it

vtuber is hitting big though
go kii yourself
Original stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D-oma_W1Fk
Houshou Marine (ๅฎ้ใใชใณ)
Youtube:
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Twitter:
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and 10 suzutsukis
im gonna kii myself rn
based on its origin, the definition would be "to screw yourself over by doing something stupid and completely avoidable"
I just Kashino
im gonna oath kii and shinano this event

2.5 rate up on 1:30 timers is cancerous
I'm gonna oath cowtits
I want to
Yeah
i'm gonna anti-oath shinano
@cosmic pier u think u can get one of ur sugar daddys to get you the new avengers game
Iโll get her
And when I do sheโll be on the path to 120
yeah but not anything game breaking
@cosmic pier can you work double time and get me a key too?
oh
uh
i watched a playthrough of it
Are there any funny bugs though?
Taken from the Azur Lane 3rd Anniversary Stream where Hololive girls had a program block.
Original stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Zuu6m80W4
Houshou Marine (ๅฎ้ใใชใณ)
Youtube:
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i might buy then
we can do dumb shit

i cant get over how he's geralt
ok one thing
henry cavill is a great geralt
you stole my idea. one avengers game key or we go to court
henry is great. period.
did u watch himput together his pc
no hita
Ah wtf
liposuction sucks
just stop eating shit. no diet required.
being smol is good though
Latest update kicked me out of T3
you can still eat healthy shit and be fat
u think u can get one of ur sugar daddys to get you the new avengers game
was tryin to get one to gimme some moni so i could preorder ghostrunner smh my hms
your eating habits need to not be shit kekw
i'll see if i can do anythin
well, maybe stop eating for two days
is there co op in ghostrunner
and just eat for one
thats hard
i know
dont think so
that's my problem 
i could prob just wait for em to put it up with the preorder bonus for piratin kekw
lemme see how much does geralt avengers cost
kewk
ew tierlists
kashino should be T99
Surprised they even give kashino enough credit to be on par with cheeto girls
at least they have some good buffing synergy
for rolling meme cvl teams
why is my tamamo in al now
kii
kii
leg goddess
0.5% goddess
the dd is super cute

not sure
i'll cut myself on purpose
should be a sickle, right?
no 
pain is scary i dont actually cut myself
thonk

i wanna splurge since i dont buy skins anymore
i can be free and spend it all on gaes and ff14 stuff
gimme some of the moni so i can buy the avengers

cause lewd is disgusting
lewd games dont exist
actually I'm curious now
i think i alreay have most of the darksider games
that would be too immoral
is there any good shit on sale on volvo right now
they're on sale all the time. they were on twitch prime as well, and epic gave them out for free.
i'm saying the market value for those games is low
it's been tainted
that's weird
what currency is that
"female protagonist"

i'm sure people searching that tag are going to enjoy it
commie australian dollars
i know he had some beef with cal
also known as polish zloty
ooo eu folk
what?
nothin
the whole bundle is on sale actually
i was memein him mentionin idk poland and germany or sth every now and again
i didn't have beef with anyone, aside from that one asshole in game feedback

i once told linky off, and i had a couple arguments with aquan, but i wouldn't call those "beef"
nitsu you play ff14?
okay, i'll just ignore you.
damn
shit game
Wot
from deepsilver
wasn't that game boring af?
incidentally
the translation on that cn tier list
Kashino:
I donโt know what this transport ship can do. Something about her being a cutie nevertheless (I think)
you say you love me, but your sexual performance says otherwise.
man
when even cn dalaos are struggling to say a good thing

it was prob sth bout poland and germany or sth i was tryina find and send and bonk cal and say me sayin beef for the memes was that and not something that actually happened between you two
Cal the zoomer remover

so you're saying
you made that shit up
liar, liar, pants on fire
get rekt, nerd
bruh
Y u want to play game about american super heroes
25 is too much ok
u should buy it for me not the other way around
uh
all your shits super cheap
justin wants me to play with him
Just wait for genshin impact
their currency is dong?
okay

23k for 1 us dollar?
vietnamese dong
food is cheap their but also kind of sus
thats normie numbers
it's amazing how much dong you can get for a dollar.
I got some food for like 100 dong

@warm epoch its ok fam in iran its like 270k of the currency for 1$
holy
l4d2 is getting an update for some reason
they keep saying they doin countermeasures to reduce it

Hows the food though?
keeping it rial
14d2?
left 4 dead 2 u coomer
No one has
i mean i could live over a week or two with 1 bucks worth but cant promise it'd be too healthy
it's fun with reskins though
Pretty much the same in vietnam @cosmic pier
It might not be too healthy and you could be eating anything
if i buy TQ do i gotta buy the dlcs too @gentle quail 
wdym

i only bought the game
I mean 0.005 cent lunch is pretty good
But even the people in vietnam don't even know where the ice comes from
So eating food is a 50/50
@cosmic pier dude, stop shitting your pants. it's cool lmao
Also you gotta stay from waters half the time
im not shittin my pants smh
Some mutated fish might eat you
im just doin what i always do
ah

thanks for reminding me rei
where's my reparations cal
gimmie back my cubes
from this bullshit gacha

sorry, i'm immigrant. ask merkel.
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dman she put her milk in the fridge too
i mean

joosten i got tq


u already missed the saltfest
you're not safe yet
oh ye elites are fucking them all over
kashi is burple tho
is she?
yeah
I'd argue if she's even a common
my bad. she sucks so much, i assumed she was blue.

it ain't over till it's over.
razz got 7 or 8 URs. they didn't help him.

New wife from event for sure. Got her a ring.

all for a cow girl
All for my cow girl.

precisely what desire sensor wants you to say
"I dont care, I still want her and I'll quit the game if I dont get her"
And milkers came home 
Aqua is just pissed that he had to pity for Shinano.

@wintry sonnet 
what I'm pissed about is 280 rolls doesnt even get me one of her
While me being the true hunter of the pack needs to hunt a bovine beauty.
didnt tho
The pity one.
yeah, and then it snowballed from there, and suddenly the entire game was shit 
and I still need 2 more

and now I can't even play
Use URins 
cuz full dock
Urins.
no coins to limit break

and I need ot wait for the commission
for the new ships to even come back with a limit break levle
I need to get more cubes.
And more coins.
Hopefully one of the 1:30 builds in my dailies will net me a Kashino.
Then i'll be happy.
counting to 0 is pretty hard
gotem
who counts backwards? 
aqu still comparing rates
but numbers in those situations are ordinals while counting a quantity of objects uses cardinals
smh
Ranobe I will trade 4 Kashinos for a Chitose.
how many times do i gotta tell you old man
Not yet Luna.
I miss simpler times Rei
when all I had to worry about was if I reach more rolls for the kraut sub
than the current year
boomer times, good times

- 1 of each that are being leveled.
I consider her gotten already.
I just need her to be gotten in the current timeline.
What.
j/k
She's in my dock in my mind.
As soon as she comes home I will.
I'll drink as much milk as I can.

I have 5 Chitose.
oh yea, might as well since the skin tickets expire anyway
Shinano didn't get a skin huh.
kinda feel like those guys who bought nep skins then didnt get her
shinayes gets party skin
aka next week
surprised myself tbh
oh
you'd think they'd try to run all the way to the bank with her
like how they did with hermione
barely out, already 2 skins


cuz she's basically a walkin doujin
nicholas didn't get any new voicelines with her skin
cuz she's basically a walkin doujin
@wintry sonnet

walkin
but she's literally on the ground

ye cuz nick doesnt matter
you only want her for her butt anyway
and why do you care bout voicelines when you dont even play with sound

i still remember i had to bonk you so you'd even listen to your frog

i still read the dialogue boxes though
oh hey i have over 1.5k gold
rip gold

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