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luna so cheap he's not even gonna buy le malin's sleepy l2d
but still will call it cute

Cheap for synd 
didn't synd have to throw gems at swiftsure
yep
explains why 1,2k gems is cheap for synd then

gotta justify throwing money at cubes somehow

Syn prob a billionaire
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Yeah it's kinda expensive.
does siren mobs on D2 drop gold dd gun prints?
elites drop gold prints yeah

poot

I like the Litt skin.

Also.
I just assume people slap on high level botes and clear shiit.
i learned my lesson of getting skins for boats i dont ave
still have a balti skin w no balti
only time i've purchased skins before getting the boats was with the neps 
learnt not to do that and also buying the lucky bag before buying skins

i wasnt even here when balti event was running

cant get the litt skin anyways
wallet is gone

sir
i wasnt horny then



I bought GH's skin before pulling her and it took me 12 Purple Hearts, 5 Black Hearts, and 2 White Hearts before getting her.

Yeah. it's a shame I never used them.

Lol, do you have them leveled.
And skilled and stuff.
Wow I don't even have them leveled.

Well actually Purple Heart is apparently 105
Wow what a shame. The one who made me whale is still only 85.
Do you have a thing with getting oathed ships to 200
I see, lol.
I have too many I want to oath.
I basically favorited all the units I bought skins for.
Because they're units who have skins I like looking at.
And I wanna be able to switch around secretaries without digging through 400+ botes
I think the last time I got excited about running a unit was Naganami.
Enough that I set them as Sec despite not having a L2D skin.
I care about my sec spot being for units I want to see when logging in.
Man I definitely need to try aiming for more Support units if I want my Caster comps to see more success.
Use Angelina more
How2GetAngelina


Yes, but Angelina is super versatile in a lot of ways.
I'd even like a Magellan for that S1
do you mean the stacker game, AL in general, or just life?
I just do what's needed for the resources and then commit aliven't.
Oof
I'm feeling Motivated to farm a bit
Flex Badges for that empty space on the profile card.

mmm... salmon snack
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hm... nendo G11 orders are up
Oh that’s kinda cute
"and that was the last one that ever dropped"
Just finished getting D2 to safe
hell, I ain't even cleared B1 yet.
Pog, baking huh
I’m going to wake up tomorrow and make some chicken sandwiches...
Some really good ones
Also, you sure like Texas don’t you.
She does
Texas is best state
so I moved to Hawaii once
and went to go register my guns
"where were they previously registered?" "I'm from Texas" "lol, so they weren't"
“Here sir let me show you how fast my gun shoots to display how it’s not a threat. fire indiscriminately into the air”
it's an old Russkie rifle, you ain't gonna be concealing it ;p
Pretty sure it’s a cube or two
so my work as a company also said no cash to be accepted during the pandemic, people lose their minds when they can't use physical cash
bogan chick calling me a pussy/weak and that she isn't afraid of the CoronaVirus 
bogans can't handle it, so many people overdraw their accounts
Lol wut
There a water store I go to when I need it... and they only accept cash for some reason still
It’s just a Wateria
5 gal jugs yeah.
damn rinky
Like what you see at the front of stores to fill up water for a few quarters
i saw a few videos of aussies being pretty racist
feels bad for the asians livin there

There’s a store that does it for you with really nice tasting water... I usually buy about a hundred gallons or so...
Australia pretty racist country 
cunt isn't racist 
I thought cunt was considered a no no word now
Is cunt a race.
i mean if i called you a "sick cunt"
that's a good thing

ye australians
if i called you a "shit cunt"
that's bad


can i be a horny cunt
So a horny Australian.
would stay away from the education system here 

ye i was talkin unis
either murdoch or curtin but
spent all my money on horny PNGs
cant afford rent



almost none of my online classes have been held at all for the like past 3 weeks
biggest horny cunt there is
no
Almost none
ur weak
maybe ur uni shut down rei
So there is one
cant even lewd korone
i don't say cunt irl
just online
That refuses to back down
i say mate everywhere 
ah ye mate
I once asked my dad in public what this spanish profanity meant.
and not again
nah yeah mate
i say cunt all the time
oright mate
And he looked around because people heard it
"get fucked like the cunt you are"
did Frayya direct that simp to you

oof
There was a horny simp in general looking for e girls.
dang
And I guess Frayya got locked in his sights
black-faced pepe

better delete it before the twatters pop up

The Who
Frayya is an Egirl?



Lol


only one of the online classes im in actually happens consistently, and its one they accidentally put me in aside from another one @ornate mantle

i have permission
wow understanding wives
How the fuck do you accidentally get put in a class

i don't make use of it tho. don't feel the need to.


Do Iranian universities not let you have the freedom to choose classes.
crazy how if she gives u a choice and suddenly u dont even want to do it




good wife? nonsense
crazy concept
cal just flexing his cheating ryghts

well the one i go to p much has classes for each term predetermined
and they made our accounts themselves on the site and handed us the passwords n stuff, i went in, and I had 2 math subjects that had the same name but different teachers
i ain't no cheat
and the one that wasnt my supposed teacher is the only class that runs 
even i have some dignity
That walks the path of Buddhism
ok inaba


farming on mobile sucks so much
Why
i want my internet back


his neighbour left him a parting gift cuz he was so happy
he ain't gone yet
sadly
tho wife told me not to be too happy about it. the next one could end up being worse.
Imagine Rei moving next to you.
next one's going to be a woman tho. should be easy enough to scare into submission get along with
pretty sure reis gonna get shot before even entering the country
He’s quiet IRL
maybe cause ur a cuck rei
And a shit poster online

His secret identity.
"he was a quiet one" 
track hiding
finally got Drunk
nom on dem thighs 
Less talking more track hiding
finally got skunk

speaking of which I gotta hide my tracks today or sth
dunk l2d makes me extend
maybe its kyaru time
become a new person


dunk has nice everything
If I die, I want to die between those heavenly thighs
sorry but ur choking a different kind of head
he didn't
he did? 
yep
Now all my secretaries can be swimsuit L2D 
but how much is all of it
The 5 slots?
that's easy. just have one.
almost anything azu says regarding not doing stuff in al get null after 5 mins 
I am weak at self control
I am sure the next french event will bankrupt me
Same
i already got bankrupt
I just want Algerie

ive prepped all the gems needed for the skins
LE Bitch took too much from me

I got that gov stimulus money

Hell this morning I got a 10 hour cube com
So maybe AL wants to apologize for cucking me
it's just taking you out for dinner before it does what it does

what does it do

suck him dry



wrong hole

@last kiln that guy was some arabic guy from algeria
No their not

Kuwait, qatar, dubai, algeria all have richies
but im actually asian
Lmfao
In ff14 we had an arab buyer who paid us way extra to be his friends
He'd be like
Hey did u watch ufc last night aki
I was like hell yeah dude, it was lit
And he'd toss me an extra 50m
Because he liked me
well thats nice i gues
my crafters are al still like 54
I never actually watched ufc


Our buyer was a prince in dubai
I made 1500m gil in ff14 of that guy, it was glorious
i mean we still hung out and did things tgt
I’ll have you guys know I’m pen pals with at least 42 Nigerian princes.
@somber halo : so how did the story end
frayya sent dick pics
What is your country.

oh
I bet he dmed frayya because his discord pic looked cute

Lmao
LOL
عربیک
Arab people almost always have those cringe font names

On all their social media and shit
no he deported him
yeah in general

Inb4 that guy shows up at frayyas door next week with a private jet and bodyguards
Whos that
Holy mother fucking Christ
cuz
Welp

Mr i only buy l2ds


actually, that sounds kinda disgusting
My albacore will forever be lb0
Everyone ignores the addendum to my claim of only buying L2Ds
Teaches you right hurting my wife

he's fake horny
Fake horny worst horny
atleast own up to it
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Were they supposed to have an irl anniversary thing

probably
Probably would be alot better than the one global had lol
Did it for cn/jp last year
i think several shipfu artists were going there
Lots of irl events for jp
Would be cool to go to one if alot of the character artists were there

Go to a fgo one to have aoi yuuki spank you 
Missed getting spanked by her
By a week
back In jan
F
https://blog.jlist.com/news/fans-in-tokyo-line-up-to-be-spanked-by-voice-actress-aoi-yuki/ if anyones curious for context lol

Arrived too late in Japan 
rinky just runnin for that spank

time to install this free for the weekend djmax game on steam just cuz i heard a djmax or two in gfl and it was nice 
buy it
So kawaii
cant lol


shut up thot
no u
head?

no its not that
Call 9..


Sirius Sam 
ur a random shit game
miss the """aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAh" Uh oh " liner
no money

yep
lifes real hard rn
cant even get my fav sashimi from my usual place

that is true too actually
everyones finally trying out the delivery service
its great
So many places that I can do to now for pickup and it not be these crowded places
o grats

i member when poot tried too hard to make me play gfl
only got 3 ARs left to build
and then I'm free of normal construction
feelsgoodman
wait no, 2 ARs left
K11 and T91
take my k11
no cage can hold my horny
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Orpheus...
these login animations are so good
which one
either

i love jb's eye color
Red eyes are hot

Ibuki is precious
i wanna oath her but like
What ssr botes do we have with purple eyes
that are popular atleast
i feel like AL doesnt have that many purple eyed chars?
are there even any
no
purple eyes eh
Amagi, theres one
two new french girls have purple eyes
rich and galiss
Pamiat has purps
damn u guys be lookin at they eyes huh
thats pink to me

I mean pink eyes aren't really a thing
Dido has purple eyes too
you'd like that tho
dunk has red i think
cause shes my main sec rn
and her special touch makes her eyes glow

Some interesting mechanics
oh lel
u get bombed if u walk into it right
Bache has purple eyes too
lol
The red one ye
what abt the orange
wait wat
Ye
you spoiled his virgin eyes
maybe walls 
propably doesnt let you pass in a direct line
you have to go around the lnes
think terrain, but instead of taking whole tile, it just takes a side of a tile
i see
hf
ah yes
oppaiadmiral
people pay attention to online classes?
sasuga aki

goes to an online class, stops talking in chat
and go afk
thats literally me
i actually pay attention bc its my last year and i want good grades.. lmao
most online classes i mute the class and talk here
2 of our teachers like wasted the whole session
or go to the kitchen
trying to get us to talk
ye our lecturers found out real quick none of us wanted to talk
how does this even work, do you get asked to answer questions?
they kept fidding with the settings n shit kek
no they just explain the lecture slides and thats it
we use microsoft teams, and they made it so people can mute/kick eachother
its a fucking mess
we had some prick kicking everyone
they would ask from time to time if anyone had questions
ours just want people to talk so they wont get bored
one of our lecturers is like that
if no one answers he goes
"hello? hello? hello? am i speaking to myself?"

hai, dog desu

aqu com play this djmax game with me
she's quite literally a horny demon
damn i need me a girl like that

it's marginalization
I want Algerie
you get algerei
Lewd
Renown: Imma just sit over there forgotten
raughs in rorinown
i don't recall this being in the original 360 version
maybe the remake is pussy mode
mature game contains mature content, duh.
this is for people who need a "coffee is hot" warning

meanwhile, nobody takes issue with the fact that you're killing people left and right. they should warn you about that as well, just in case.
yes
game shuts down
"does anything you touch turn into dogshit"
"your mom survived, barely"

@gentle quail i once helped my cousin with a barbie game and she kept making fun of me for a while for it
like bitch pls i was just being helpful

creepy uncle rei playing barbie games
me playing nioh with my son: "you didn't see that"
son: "i totally did"
me: "i said you didn't see that"
he also told his mom to "chill out. it's just a game" lmao
bet your son's name is Cal Jr.
adults getting schooled by a 6yo
does nioh have loods in it
no, but beheadings
rite
first instance of nekked wamen i saw was in god of war on ps2
i thought it was funny so i kept replaying the minigame
i think my dad saw it and i got an scolding

then again my dad didnt even want me to look at music video channels on tv cuz wamen in bikini

lmao
Well down to 1 PR ship to do and it shouldn't be that hard to do
At least the rainbow ones a finally done
cuz wamen in bikini
not iran's tv
I take it your dad doesn't ever go to any beaches
well
don't
i take it you aint been to iran beaches
now he'll post pictures
surely not even iran's so 200 IQ
to have people go on beaches wearing the full on gown
they wear ninja gear at the beach
Inb4 iraq
I mean that defeats the whole point
right... nobody would do that... at all... 
but ye those are iran's 'bikinis' 
guys too ugly. no need to hide them.

is she wearing jeans under that
post that black pepe again
isn't that against regulations
it was
they could just wear normal clothes and stuff



whats with embeds rn
o
dam
Happy to see that Kaguya-sama got a second season
surcouf will be my main sub with that thicc-ass skin
"Post-Quarantine Vixen"
im gay so i dont like surc's skin
unless they give me something better than her base cg foot, not worth it
waitwat

I'll send it to your dms, just in case too spicy
sent
still doesn't hold a candle to type 88's lewd2deep
ye i sent you a badly drawn dicpic



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